Jesus gets a HOLY HAIRCUT!
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
- You asked, Jesus delivered! In this episode Christ our Lord takes you along with him as he gets on fleek at The Den Salon, in beautiful sunny Long Beach, CA. Special thanks to Christina for making the messiah look so fab! 🙏
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Music Credits:
By The Sword by Ethan Meixsell
You Make Me Feel Good by Jingle Punks
Raw Deal by Gunnar Olsen
Ether by Silent Partner
Stay by Otis McDonald
Circular by Gunnar Olsen
Put It On The Floor by Otis McDonald
Do a smack cam on satan
I approve if this
K00KY KAD0S ^^ yes
K00KY KAD0S YES
K00KY KAD0S PLEASE
lol
lol you actually did it !
Hell yeah! Thanks! Keep the comments coming!
Jesus Christ HELL?? U R JESUS WHY U SAY THAT
Jesus Christ love ur work keep it up
He typed lol
Jesus Christ Hell yeah? Thanks Jesus...
I laughed way too hard at this
Brendon Urie Vines Brendon is coming for Jesus's branding
Same
I wanted to like but it’s at 666
You're welcome your comment was at 666 like so I made it 667
My cousin opened a door for this indian man and he turned to her pointing finger guns and says “you so sexy”
Even Jesus is a vlogger these days xD
LMFAO
Hair Jordan my emo dad
what are you doing in here
Holy shit! xD
I didn't expect to find you here Jordan
Who else loves Jesus?
😂😂😂👌🏻
Jesus Christ it's Jesus Christ..
Jason Bourne that's Jesus Christ!
Troll Troll Chuck Norris it's Jesus Christ....
I'm an atheist, but I pray to this guy all the time.
Me too my guy me too
Same
Ikr
Same, I am not the only one who prays to this guy , yay.
Hol up what
*-"you're not married that means you're a virgin"* 😂😂😂 *why*
LABAS
That’s what some people believe in
I thought he would say....
*my mother was a virgin*
I want that tata on your profile:((
Tazzy MSP omg that would’ve been great
WOW! They even gave you water to drink!
Isn't that wine though?
Das Ronny I'm dead doe
Gajeel Redfox it's cranberry juice
Gajeel Redfox Cus apparently he turned water to wine ay?
Jack Farr I always get free water at the saloon
They gave him wine lmao
Male Gonzalez ARMY
Lol.
No, it was water, didn’t you see that?
They gave Jesus water, yet he drank wine, ma’am.
Drinkin his own blood
Christ on a bike, that was amazing
Nic Jackson why are there not more likes
Kieran Weir probably cuz I just posted it 45 mins ago
He normally rides a donkey to get his hair cut but he was running late
i loled so hard omg
I brought this to 666 likes and feel bad now. But, you are still right.
"So you must be a virgin!"
crack up
LaconicMarksman ikr😂😂😂
LaconicMarksman allahu akbar
ANELE you mad man XD
nooo his mother is
Jesus is good to the environment.
He rides a bicycle.
Lazy Potato Salad
Yup
Yes
he don’t wear helmet
Cant he just fly?
This channel needs to blow up asap.
Bootyisntlive no
Arsalan Saber yes
Sunny Pup no
Arsalan Saber yes
Bootyisntlive -yes
Your Hair looks great my Dank Saviour
Dank you very much!
No Problem
-Flying Spaghetti Monster- Jesus my Saviour
*Purple Guy*
HAHAHAAHAHA!!! Good haul, Pal!!
666 How did this Comment Got 100+ Likes lol
@@thejesuschrist hi jeuss can I married you please and I really loved coffee ☕ 💕 ♥ 💖 ❤ and I really loved my dad 👨 ❤ ♥ 💙 💖 and I really loved red. Bull and I was bron with digeorgege syndrome and I was bron with anxiety and so can I marry you please
Jesus bike riding christ
“Christ on a bike”
@@toastwolves9158 toast wolves i heard that from an episode of top gear
I never thought my favorite channel would be Jesus.. [jesus christ]
[literally]
GameRiderTom 69 likes😉
You just gotta believe
"you don't have a ring on your finger, so you're not married?" "not married! 😊" "so that means you're a virgin!" "uhhh" omg this was so funny 😂
ur mom
😂
I’m Jewish but I still love this channel
Jessica mom must not know
Same
שמוליק קיפוד .
Yeah?
שמוליק קיפוד whoops sorry didn’t mean to comment
dude you're hilarious, thank god to felix for allowing me to find you. amen
"Thank god ..-"
Alpackz wait this is actually the guy from Pewds video? omg it's amazing how I find him.
Alpackz what video is it in?
Jacob Mercer it was taken down. It was the fiverr bidek
same :')
"I don't wanna be a Jehovah's Witness Jesus"
DEAD
Christopher Celeste knocking on your door
Christopher Celeste KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN ON HEAVENS DOOOOOR
that fonny
he is not tha real jesus
+Christopher Celeste
GOOD SHOT!
*clap clap clap clap clap*
So lucky to live in the universe where you can watch Jesus get a hair cut and listen to him busting out some Neil deGrasse Tyson astrophysics jams at the same time
Let's get Jesus his diamond play button!!!
Itz Livy MSP jesus should get crystal play button
Itz Livy MSP No, he will get the holy play button.
ARMYY
holy shit that got deep real quick
GunnerTDog lol true
GunnerTDog that's what she said
Kannon Price lol
GunnerTDog Ikr 😂 and then the penguin fact
Never in my life did I think I would ever watch Jesus Christ talk about physics and philosophy while getting his hair done, on RUclips, and realize it was one of the best things on said website
So that means you're a virgin!
-
Nervous laughter
wow, this guy is actually fun to watch, at first i subscribed bc of meme lol
Same for me
Same
Gery Octavansyah i subscribe because of Pewds XD
Gery Octavansyah same
Slimer213
0:32
"Hair we go"
Unintentonal puns at their best
Unintentional puns at hair best
it definitely was INTENTIONAL. clearly by the way he said it
When you realize Jesus sounds exactly like Ryan Reynolds
PI3RCY Noooooo Ryan Reynolds sounds like Jesus Christ
PI3RCY omfg you're right!
PI3RCY right!!!!!!!
PI3RCY nah he sounds like allan from 2 and a half men
PI3RCY TRUE
the weird thing is that his content is more interesting than some.
Castiel well, being one of the angels it should be compelling to you 😄
Castiel He's original
Why did they give him wine? They could've just given him water.
angpug1 took me a second to get that
Its not water its snowman blood
it was water when they got it
He's Mormon. He turns wine into water.
Fuck i thought that too
Jesus! I thought I banned you from RUclips last century! I'm very disappointed in you, Jesus.
Virgin Mary I'll take away your virginity
Rexerage change your name and pfp and this comment section will fulfill my life
Rexerage I am here
Virgin Mary Hail Satan
Jackabm No thank you
Say happy birthday to Jackspedcey 2
Grade A Under A's Beautiful Chin nice to see you again
Grade A Under A's Beautiful Chin jackspedycy 2
sometimes i think this quarantine is driving me crazy because im watching jesus get a haircut
JESUS DRANK HIS OWN BLOOD
Uncle Randy Vampire Jesus
CONFIRMED
Edgy
Uncle Randy Jesus is the bread xddd
Uncle Randy
Lol grape juice represents his blood
Bred represents his skin I know this because I am Christian
Homie Doge 2222221222222122222221
0:31 Hair we go!
i died xD
lol
xD
i thought he said here xD
but now u say it xD
i know m8
2:18 I'll bet that wine used to be water
u are terrible at betting
5:52 Another Jesus
lol
Slendertroll looooooooool
thats a mirror you dum dum lol what a idiot amrite guise?
it is a mirror but a fucking mirror cant do that so up close dumbass.. the person holding the mirror is the one thats reflected at thart time..
is a joke you triggered peasents
I see a great future for this channel.
MagneticWhistler same
did god told you that?
I did too.
It's going to cause multiple of problems.
He legit goes around in public dressed like that
I mean I would
he’s the Lord, what else would you expect? 😊
why not, its not like its against the law
His legit name IS Jesus
@@user-nh2vm3eb2x Jesus H. Chirst
OH MY, i came here expecting some average humor and instead i got a really deep metaphysical look into the human mind and an entirely new point of view into human nature as a whole, despite hearing facts i already knew, just because jesus was there.
"you've been baptizing for 11 years? wow" -jesus 2017
omg Jesus lives 30 minutes away from me i feel so blessed
Same
Your hair is beautiful my lord 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
TheFlamePlayz45 haleluya
Ima say this Jesus is better at everything especially with his hair😄😄
Don’t call him that he’s not the real Jesus
Don't be like jesus: he forgot to wear a helmet
I don't wanna like your comment because i wanna be positive like jesus but you are right
Is Jesus !! He doesn’t need one 🤷🏻♀️
He can resurrect
*be's like jesus*
Well not to be a bummer bitch but
I didnt know jesus have potential to be an scientist
He created everything thats why he knows everything, memelord facts.
Blue has*
RAYNEL lol he didn't create everything. His father did, God.
I have got a sign from God now I am going to get my hair cut.
I am back I got my haircut
How was it?
64Hassbot It was good m8!
so did i
Vishu Chauhan Jesus told me to kill the president
When he started talking about the universe lmao
let me bless you my boy
God I'm mad at you. You didn't even give me superpowers. I want to play guitar and bend fire.
God hi
please bless me o holy father, let me pass my exam, and please please please give me a small amount of million dollars. That's what im all asking for
TheLegend27 OMG! U + GOD + JESUS!! i am a blessed!
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this... xD
"are you married?"
"no"
"oh! So that means you're a virgin"
I"M CRYING
He sounds like Ryan Reynolds
Hexa you’re not wrong
Deadpool Jesus!
Hey boah
Is this actually god???
@@matteomunerati4674 is that red dead redemption 2 reference?
How the hell did you remember that Niel degrasse tyson speech so well. even the intentions in the voice.
No cursing in this minecraft christian server!! That word was made by lucifer..
the funny thing is that we all know he is "Jesus" as his character on internet. BUT. What if he is the real jesus trying to trick people and stick to our community?
Agar Razor OMG Im mind blown 😱
are you a bit serious?
That would be kinda cool and I'd die laughing
Agar Razor iluminati confirmed.....😂
I'd be like: IM SO SORRY FOR CALLING MYSELF A DEMON I DONT NEED TO KILL WHEN I TWENTY I CAN FINAALLY BE NORMAL CUS JESUS IS NOT GOD LIKE HES A HUMAN!
2:56 Jesus: That means you're a virgin
Jesus, you a savage
The new casey neistat
gogotumor a HOLY version of Casey
gogotumor just watched my very first video of neistat right before this lol also loving that pfp 😏 brofist!👊😁
gogotumor jesus is not a cave man
Fubuki Zedong LMAO FKN SAVAGE
Lol trying to be Pewdiepies moderator just like me
is it wrong for me to be gay for jesus??
No I would let daddy Jesus fist me too
+Roy Andersson 💦💦💦💦
lets keep jesus's channel pg-13 at worst ok
well Leviticus is where the Bible straight-up says that homosexual behavior is an abomination. soo yeah (Btw nothing wrong with being gay i was talking to another guy who was cursing)
*dexshn*
Yee
Am I the only one who wonders how people react when they see Jesus?
Nope
jack spedicey2
Noah Maric yas
Noah Maric 😂😂😂😂😂😂
he's never gonna let that down Is he
Konto bruges ikke mere lol😂😂😂😂
jesus lives in longbeach calafornia. wow
I'M A CHRISTIAN AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS. They're so funny 😀😆😆😆
I didn't know Jesus was this awesome! Now I know why people followed him around. Jesus Christ, can I be one of your diciples?
CloneArmy consider yourself ordained
"that means you're a virgin" LOL
Jesus I want to go to heaven!
So REPENT and don't look this kind of idiots no more!!! He will go to hell for sure, where he will be violated and tormented by thousand and thousand of demons in the same time!!! 👹👿👺😈☠😡😠😬😵😱😨😰
God's child you can’t control who goes to heaven or hell please stop ✋ 🛑
God's child your grammar is the who’ll send you to hell lmao, this guy is amazing and in my opinion he deserves to be in heaven✨✨
@Snowflake mmmkay why not
The KJV (King James Version) Bible will tell you everything you need to know in order to get there.
He took those quotes about our atoms being traced back far in space and time from neil degrase tyson
jimmy phan He's Jesus. Neil deGrasse Tyson stole his quote.
Professor Snuggles 👏
I swear this guy will be famous XD
And you are indeed right! He is nos
DUH!! He's Jesus!
@@christopherminutolo9384 no... he's a random guy that wears a jesus costum
@@kidgamer7172 that's what YOU think. little do you know...
Mr. Chicken
r/woooosh
Jesus I want you to know this,I love your great happy attitude and you inspire me to be almost as good as you.Amen 🙇♂️
Jesus you should start vlogging that would be awesome
Andrew Lavallee aint these kind of videos also called vlogging?
why did they give him wine? the could of just gsve him water
Alex Maxfield They knew that if they give Jesus water he is just going to turn it into wine, they wanted to give Jesus the full customer satisfaction, therefore they did not want him to waste his energy.
Cuz he's JESUS
Alex Maxfield wHerE wAs tHe BReaD
It could b grape juice💯😂
"Oh you're not married that means you're a virgin"
"Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh"
i died! XD
I love it that Jesus is slightly flamboyant xD
do a diss track on judas
Ainsley and His Jerk Chicken YES XDDD
Haha I loved the Neil Degrasse Tyson reference.
this is my favourite channel now
its ye boi chenyul yes cuz it's Jesus
Jesus is from California? I always knew!
As dumb as your comment is, I love it! I live in California, and I'm a Strong believer!
**Samson has disliked this video**
Oof
Jesus christ's hair is on fleek
"I don't want to be a Jehovah's witness Jesus" 😂
Jesus, you're so fabulous my lord and saviour!
You do know that this is no the real Jesus christ? Don't idolise men only the real Jesus.
jesus was on the cross for us....this is where he got to now😂
CONFRONT YOUR DAD YOU NEED TO SETTLE YOUR DIFFERENCES !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (P.S. can i GET A AMEENN (for the third time) )
Jovan Sesum amen!
Jesus Christ u r absolutely amazing
1milion subs coming soon
Jovan Sesum an*
Even Jesus is living his Best Life
*Im living my best life, aint going back and forth with you sinners..*
he takes full advantage of Felix shoutout. He's already charismatic so Good for him
What would jesus look like with modern clothes?
trickstinator like a hipster?
trickstinator hippy.
Definently hippy !
i believe he would look more hipster than hippy...
A lumber jack?
*(hipster)*
This might be super weird but his voice and him himself make me attracted to him lmao 😌❤️😂😂
1:24 he doesnt realize hes drinking his own blood
Parapumbito not all wine is Jesus blood it’s only his blood when it’s blessed to his blood
2:25 did jesus explain the big bang?
No. He explained super novas.
Oh oh!
he explained how life started on earth
no
@@dejanhaskovic5204 actually no he was explaining the origin of orbiting planets composed of condensed atoms and molecules spread from an explosion, the original supernova if you will
Thank you guys for getting the word out!
jack spedieceye
Never forget.
Yes
Yavor PP Me sexy
Jesus does smash or pass
+1!
Show is your morning routine. "Get ready with Jesus"
Do a diss track on Judas or Satan
damnn jesus, you be lookin fresh as fuqq
"That means you're a virgin!" Bwahahahahaha
Thanks for the laughs Lord!
Im going to church now, bye!
anybody tell you sound like Ryan Reynolds
The guy that played a deep fried penis in that r-rated movie.
Abi_Cacia The guy who plays Deadpool
Abi_Cacia Oh I thought you didn't know so you asked him who Ryan was.
3:24 Hit really deep
Jesus please lead me to heaven
Perhaps the only YTber who isn't boring to watch. Love ya Jes.
♥️I feel like I’ve walked with Jesus Christ♥️
Bruh what fucking hair salon serves wine
luke73tnt they only serve wine to our dank savior Jesus Christ
luke73tnt it was turned into the wine
the best one
None. Jesus turned it to wine DUHHHHHHH
nice profile picture you got there, I see you wanted to be a comment mod hehe
I like those random tips poping up