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  • @tramsgar
    @tramsgar Год назад +35

    No need to get awkward. Good thing this kind of tech is coming, unfortunately I'm not that optimistic about the pricing...

    • @chromium3369
      @chromium3369 Год назад

      it's supposed to be around 500 euros, or at least that's what I read somewhere

    • @rebinu
      @rebinu Год назад

      @@chromium3369 +30 euros a month just to pee

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins Год назад +10

    This is the start of something wonderful. Think years down the line when we have health scanners for toothbrushing, showering, and toilet use all with accurate health wcans to detect health issues early.
    Obviously we need to make sure privacy is secures and all that, but the principal will be life savings. Imagine detecting diabetes or cancer way in advance!

    • @epytaffskitchenstink
      @epytaffskitchenstink Год назад

      imagine when this communicates with your health insurer automatically, so when the device senses cancer your insurer will automatically be notified even before you exit the bathroom and immediately cancels your insurance. If this device is made in China then they will know too

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins Год назад

      @@epytaffskitchenstink Exactly the things we need to control. We need the tech to serve us and work against us.

  • @smileygladhands
    @smileygladhands Год назад +13

    That looks fun to handle.

  • @edusson
    @edusson Год назад +6

    Single use only per cartridge, right? Looks like they are using the classical colorimetric paper strips (see 1:20) you can get in the pharmacy, just placed in the ring and read internally with an optical sensor. If so, would have to change that cartridge after one use.

  • @Zuckerpuppekopf
    @Zuckerpuppekopf Год назад +5

    An how exactly do you recharge it? Just pop it out of the toilet onto your desk charger, or better yet, your spouse's desk charger? That will sit well.

  • @jt663
    @jt663 Год назад +22

    What happens if someone other than you uses it?

    • @sheldonchristian5602
      @sheldonchristian5602 Год назад +2

      Excellent question..

    • @user-221i
      @user-221i Год назад +4

      I think it's quite easy. Data segregation is one of the easiest jobs in AI models.

    • @Amor_fati.Memento_Mori
      @Amor_fati.Memento_Mori Год назад +5

      @@user-221i
      I wonder how it can tell the difference? Don't tell me urine is unique to everyone. 😂

    • @twinnstube
      @twinnstube Год назад +7

      It has a feature called Stream ID that can differentiate between users

    • @user-pi2xr4ko5q
      @user-pi2xr4ko5q Год назад +1

      It can detect different people's urine by the flow of the urine sample.

  • @jaikohn4754
    @jaikohn4754 Год назад +3

    Finally, u now have a reason to have wifi signal in your toilet.😂

  • @cecil5
    @cecil5 Год назад +2

    basic substances have high phs, essentially the opposite of acids

  • @skyry101
    @skyry101 Год назад +4

    Talk about money down the toilet 😂

  • @booboo29407
    @booboo29407 Год назад +2

    Can we just go back to the three seashells?

  • @rudra7615
    @rudra7615 Год назад +4

    You know someone with drop a big one on it. I'm betting on someone who visits your home.

  • @epytaffskitchenstink
    @epytaffskitchenstink Год назад

    does it sense blood issues like inr or hemochromatosis?

  • @denisvoronin2048
    @denisvoronin2048 Год назад +1

    Help! My cloud withings pee data has been compromised

  • @yvesmenoud4314
    @yvesmenoud4314 Год назад +2

    Lovely video, great British humour, good job.

  • @adamloepker8057
    @adamloepker8057 Год назад +1

    Best device in show

    • @timb6558
      @timb6558 Год назад +1

      Best device in shower!

  • @user-wg6fk4vd8g
    @user-wg6fk4vd8g 10 месяцев назад +1

    good

  • @FutureCommentary1
    @FutureCommentary1 Год назад +1

    How did they demo this thing during the CES event?

    • @HomeDecorEnthusiast
      @HomeDecorEnthusiast 6 месяцев назад

      "Prepare urine in advance, or find a private space to use the restroom

  • @NathanBudd
    @NathanBudd Год назад +1

    How does this work if you have multiple people in the house? How does it know who to assign the reading to?
    I've got the scales, and you have to lean to the side of two names.

  • @Secret62011
    @Secret62011 Год назад

    Smart pipe’s finally a reality

  • @denisvoronin2048
    @denisvoronin2048 Год назад +3

    That's exactly why Putin always brings his own toilet to any country he visits (not a lot of recently)

  • @TheSujanroy
    @TheSujanroy Год назад +1

    Smart potties are a mere few months away

  • @fullspectrumdominanc
    @fullspectrumdominanc Год назад

    If you’ve seen the movie the island you know this is a bad thing 😂

  • @booboo29407
    @booboo29407 Год назад +5

    Don’t even think about using this for drug testing

  • @wewuwewu
    @wewuwewu Год назад +3

    i recommend adding a camera and also cloud connectivity!

    • @denisvoronin2048
      @denisvoronin2048 Год назад

      With 4K HDR capability for sure

    • @B01
      @B01 Год назад

      Slowmo required

  • @kingmargie1182
    @kingmargie1182 Год назад +1

    When you have to charge the battery...

  • @reekhavoc2932
    @reekhavoc2932 Год назад +2

    You gotta stick your hands in to grab it out?

    • @skyry101
      @skyry101 Год назад +1

      Nah, telekinesis.

  • @jeloroc5418
    @jeloroc5418 Год назад

    Having to sit to use it seems kind of a detraction for men. I know it's just a minor inconvenience but it shouldn't be too hard to figure out a way to attach it to the back of the bowl as well as the front.

  • @christianhp8
    @christianhp8 Год назад

    I don't get why he is so awkward with this awesome and insightful tech! Like he couldn't say "I'm going to pee or urine" ... Like you're not killing anyone and comparing the video with only fans 🤦‍♂️

  • @epiren
    @epiren Год назад

    I've been a lab tech for 22 years. The amount of things that can go wrong with colorimetric assays is enormous. You can eat or drink the wrong color or chemistry of something, and it throws off your results. Good luck to all who'll go to the emergency room or urgent care in a panic because of what these at-home tests tell them. It's job security for us in healthcare.

  • @hilmyakatsuki1665
    @hilmyakatsuki1665 Год назад

    Dude is surviving with potato chips for last 4 days.

  • @davidroberts7421
    @davidroberts7421 Год назад +8

    Are withings taking the piss?

    • @deargodwhyme
      @deargodwhyme Год назад +1

      David, you scamp, you!

    • @B01
      @B01 Год назад +2

      Company must have mastered trickle down economics

  • @serialtoon
    @serialtoon Год назад

    See, I'm rollin' around
    Sittin' on dubs
    Can't lie, I was high on shrubs,
    Coolin' in my Escalade
    Man I'm paid, I got it made
    Take me to your special place
    Close your eyes show me your face
    I'm gonna piss on it

  • @skyry101
    @skyry101 Год назад +3

    How about a whack-off cartridge to analyze the troops?

  • @MakeWay4CJ
    @MakeWay4CJ Год назад

    Urine.

  • @XanderElion
    @XanderElion Год назад

    He took the piss

  • @tusker4954
    @tusker4954 7 месяцев назад

    Sounds like bunkum to me..

  • @jacob476
    @jacob476 Год назад

    If it can't do ketone,leuks, nitrates who cares

  • @HowDareYouu
    @HowDareYouu Год назад +1

    this will get u in jail asap, and i don't even wanna talk about the privacy side of it

  • @GDIliev
    @GDIliev Год назад

    Hands on? Really? That's a pee sensor...

  • @awkc63
    @awkc63 Год назад

    There are so many jokes you can make, but Withings themselves are a joke so... 🤷‍♂️

  • @st3ddyman
    @st3ddyman Год назад

    Witchings are really taking the piss here

  • @fnorddiscord
    @fnorddiscord Год назад

    filthy robot

  • @gus.smedstad
    @gus.smedstad Год назад

    So, I have to sit down to pee, and it’s going to tell me to drink more water? Hard pass.