@@amn1088 - Phil is wasting over $200 on one business line and supposedly runs the game on a separate line. What Phil doesn't realize is that he lives in a condo and his neighbors are using the same physical lines in the building. Anybody who has lived in any kind of complex knows the nightmare of playing online in those environments. It doesn't matter what package you buy.
@@Magus12000BC That's a lot of concepts to throw at Phil at once. One or two at a time is probably alright, but anymore than that and he'll just ban you and call you a detractor.
Lmao it's not your bankruptcy hearing, Phil. They're not gonna let you get shit mixed in a tourney from your own couch. Tbh tho, I'd probably tune into a MK tournament if DSP was participating. That shit would be gold.
He sure damn will! That house will be either taken back by the bank or will collapse on itself. Not sure though if he will move out once it collapsed on him...
"I pushed buttons and nothing happened!" - DSP 05.06.2020 How did this guy get through darksouls? Reporter: "DSP, how do you explain your success at life?" DSP: "I mash buttons randomly".
5PercentTint in order to do stings I’m MK you need I press all the buttons, in the correct order, before the move comes out in the screen. This idiot doesn’t know what he’s doing
What I thought of fighting game pros at first: "Duh, mashin da buttons" What I thought once I got to know one: "And this formula determines fallin speed, that's why you want to be in the air as little as possible, now let's talk about iFrames..."
gets grabbed 10 times by johny. DUDE REVERSE IT! im a fucking scrub and i can reverse grabs 9 out of 10 times. this game is piss easy to learn. and i suck at these games.
What is with Phil and his "tournament approved" fixation? He's said he's never going to enter a tournament again. Same thing with "online play/lag". Phil, by your admission, you're never going to fight real players offline again. Get over it!
It's classic Phil. Everything needs to be like his glory days in EVO and everybody needs to play by the rulebook that's inside Phil's head, not by what the game mechanics dictate.
17:08 THE GRAND ROAST OF THE PIGGY! It's been years since I heard someone roasting Phil on multiplayer. HATERS GONNA HATE! TROLLS BE TROLLS! Titanguy5565 is our hero!
@@RoseKindred Phil admits he's not playing a character or something like a muppet, that's the real Phillip Burnell. Being himself makes it look more pathetic. That's who he really is.
@@raulguallpa8688 That is the hypocrisy of it. I do not have the interview saved, but he said that this was all an act. When he played at a physical arcade the machines were never in top form, buttons bad or something always wrong. Which he transitioned that mentality online. Of course, he couldn't blame the hardware so it became the lag. It doesn't stop him from being trash at games and inputs. If I recall there was an in-depth video where they matched the audio to his button presses to the screen actions. The result was most of the time his physical inputs were just late. Of course it could be affected by screen and recording lag but not this much.
Talks about how bad the community is for the one guy yelling at him over mic. Yet we have over 20 min of him yelling and crying that he cant block or do anything.
claims he won many tournaments. won EVO won local mall championships. is a massive fan and has lots of statues. cant even block reverse or counter properly.
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"It was an overhead, so I can't block it." That's not how overheads work, Phil. They aren't some magical unblockable mechanic. You just have the reflexes of a sedated snail.
‘I won’t be using that combo.’…we know, you won’t be using any combo. ‘Tournament Approved’ you aren’t playing in any tournaments anyway so it doesn’t matter.
i mean he ragequit a few lego games. had issues beating kid games. like kingdom hearts. had issues playing any fighting game even tho is a EVO champ. had issues playing racing games. RACING GAMES how can u botch those up?
"Fighting games are meant to be reactionary" Most moves come out with about a 16-30ms telegraph. That's right on the edge of human reactions. Fighting games have NEVER been about REACTING to shit. Anyone playing fighting games competitively will tell you that. It's basically chess but with an arsenal of moves and combos. You don't put a guy into the corner and go "okay I'll react to what he does". You put him there and go "the strongest move is a forward roll, so i'll forward throw him back in" but he's thinking "he'll expect me to roll, so i'll wake up with up A". Every move is planned in advance. That's why delay of 2-10 frames isn't important in online play. Nobody is reacting to shit. This guy was never a "pro fighting game player". He was only ever a fucking pretender. Oh yeah. Using the same move against Johnny Cage 4 times and being punished in the same exact way 4 times and failing to tech a throw 4 times... That's the mark of a real pro right there.
I like how Phil constantly insinuates as if there's this hidden conspiracy at Netherealm or Illuminati to just lag HIS game just for shits and giggles or something like that.
17:35 "And he screams like a 5 year old after he wins". Oh really, DSP? Gonna call the kettle black here. While I'm not a fan of playing fighters online due to lags and delay, I don't believe EVERYONE is "cheating to win". Some of us may not have the affordable internet to have very smooth online. When a match I have against someone in Iran is smooth as butter but a match I have with someone in Chicago is like going up rocky terrain, I do scratch my head sometimes.
Usually the connection is pretty decent with some that aren't, it's just that philbert's a scrub lord compared to any slightly decent, I can almost bet I can beat him
@@kamrank2130 MK >+< Street Fighter. Two completely different games with two completely different draws. It's like saying that Soul Calibur is better than Colin Mcrae Rally.
DSP giving advice on how to design a fighting game is like someone who plays medium in guitar hero bitching about how there are too many notes in the song
"What's the tournament setting?".....will never go to a tournament......"This string is absolutely worthless"....one of Fujin's better strings. He has to have some sort of mental disability.
i cant play mk11 well thats why I dont go to tournement online much so I play with friends online because im not that great I admit at this game but fujin is one of my favorite characters in this
What a coincidence that every game he plays where he loses the online is always bad and unplayable. Too hard to just call someone better or good so gotta run the same lines of excuse for losing.
9:20 “The connection is so bad, I can’t block, look!” Uh, Phil? If you wanna block in Mortal Kombat, you have to press AWAY from the direction you’re facing! You were pressing UP! Lag and crappy internet connection that only YOU seem to have in EVERY GAME YOU PLAY had NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!! Also, why would a character be OP in online matches, but not in offline matches? I swear, Phil’s brain lags more than any video game he’s ever played.
Good ol broken record Phil. Same pissing and moaning on every fighting game. He has all the hits: “I can’t block”, “random move”, “my move didn’t come out” and everyone’s favorite “dropped inputs because of lag.”
Talked so much shit about this game when Nightwolf came out and vowed to not play again Then he sees the green and Piggy spreads his cheeks for his lobotomized fans to allow them to insert their money
How many times does he yell "I COULDN'T " or "THE LAG" lol Only guy I've ever heard having SO many problems with SO many games. Makes me believe it's the user, not the game, or online, or whatever he cries about
I will agree the net code isn’t good in MK11 but when you have a 38 year old man who can’t even read Fujins combos and spams triangle and think he’s right dialing in the string and thinks there’s something wrong with the game,yeah right DSP is still the problem
Complains about "patterns", then uses the exact same attack string three times in a row, complains when he's punished for being predictable. Never change, DSP!
Awwww you missed the part where he insulted the Scorpion when he won in round 1 before he got smashed by that beautiful comeback. Did he even make it out of Apprentice rank during this stream? Because he's not even playing good players and he's getting fucking murdered. Also i've never heard of Lag changing your input from block to jump lmao. Couldn't possibly be his own shitty inputs.
I love how he says it’s the lags fault for why he sucks. So the easiest way to prove that it’s lag is to get a cam pointed at the controller to prove he’s trying combos but lag is dropping them but here we are 10 years later and he still won’t do it.
The more I see these vids, the more I hate when he says "random super" or "random throw" or "random ". Like he's implying his opponents don't do all this moves on purpose and that he got absolutely outplayed like a fuckin scrub.
I wonder if Phil still stands by his "Achievement" of getting 4th place at EVO that ONE TIME on a broken version of Super SF II Turbo. I get the feeling he still sees himself as a "Former Pro Fighting Game Player" and only plays fighting games to prove his skill...or lack there of. I wonder why he just doesn't got to more tournaments, but I remembered that he's a laughing stock among the FGC. I'd suggest he'd play against his friends but...he doesn't have any. Then again, he most likely relegates himself to online because unlike in real life, he can blame his losses on lag and not his lack of skill.
This is so hard to watch. He can never just admit someone is better than him. It always has to be lag, dropped input, or he did nothing wrong - its the games fault. The game has to suck. It can never be "I need to practice to get better" My favorite was after he got wrecked where he said his opponent knows nothing about blocking and just spams after the guy had blocked against him previously (assuming he knows everything about that player after 1.5 rounds lol) I am thinking his fighting game reaction time is just so slow now compared to kids but in his mind he is still a fighting game champion and can't accept it. He needs to stick to rpgs and non fighting games as he can be successful in those without worrying about dropped input or lag.
DSP: “I’m a former pro fighting gamer.” Also DSP: “Dood, it’s netcode! I couldn’t block! I was pressing buttons!” DSP is wadding Dunning-Kruger effect!
man, its so strange that Phil has a hard time with internet and online fighting games, but majority of people you see playing online are playing without problem, must be the game dev detractors amirite?
It never ceases to amaze me how much of a victim he is. I don't watch him sometimes and forget, but then shit like this is a stark reminder. He'll never change. He's an excuse generating machine!
"I was blocking and it made me jump" those are two completely different buttons in two different spots on the controller Edit: great when his opponent is on right of screen to see all the counter and punish notices when he says he didn't do anything
Nah, he's just streaming Full 1080p when everybody knows Twich can't handle it and he prefers to pay for 2 shitty connections rather that cancel one and upgrade his bandwidth!
That micspammer was fuckin' hilarious. The events where he's trolled like that have become very few and far between, it's always a good time when someone does it to him.
"Former pro fighting game player" Literally is only half way decent in old school street fighter. I've never seen him actually do well in a single modern fighting game. If someone can show me otherwise i'd like to see it. The guy refuses to adapt or learn, its his way or you're cheap apparently.
Notice how the only thing he did in was grab. He grabbed 3 times in a row in the beginning. In MK.. if you grab, and the enemy uppercuts... the uppercut does double damage to discourage grab spammers. He gets hit by that everytime though hahaha
His gravestone will read "can't block"
Here lies Phillip Burnell
“I literally didn’t do anything d00d! Wouldn’t let me blahck”
My heart glitched, nothing I could do.
" Bury me with my tips! "
Fatality
"Here lies Phil Burnell, he didn't block."
The only lag or delay here is in phil’s head.
There is likely lag, but Phil blames it on the netcode and not his stream hogging his upload bandwidth, because he isn't smart enough to realize that.
Bugged brain mechanics
*Phil gets killed in FPS*
Phil: ...
...
...
Oh what what the fuck?
@@amn1088 - Phil is wasting over $200 on one business line and supposedly runs the game on a separate line. What Phil doesn't realize is that he lives in a condo and his neighbors are using the same physical lines in the building. Anybody who has lived in any kind of complex knows the nightmare of playing online in those environments. It doesn't matter what package you buy.
@@Magus12000BC That's a lot of concepts to throw at Phil at once. One or two at a time is probably alright, but anymore than that and he'll just ban you and call you a detractor.
Worries about setting the character to "Tournament approved." like he will ever leave his house.
Lmao it's not your bankruptcy hearing, Phil. They're not gonna let you get shit mixed in a tourney from your own couch. Tbh tho, I'd probably tune into a MK tournament if DSP was participating. That shit would be gold.
He sure damn will!
That house will be either taken back by the bank or will collapse on itself.
Not sure though if he will move out once it collapsed on him...
Literally when he plays any fighting game he blames non existent delay, non existent dropped inputs, and non existent lag.
well he did the inputs and they never came out..are you calling him a liar?
@@5PercentTint thats not how fighting games work buddy
"I pushed buttons and nothing happened!" - DSP 05.06.2020
How did this guy get through darksouls?
Reporter: "DSP, how do you explain your success at life?"
DSP: "I mash buttons randomly".
5PercentTint in order to do stings I’m MK you need I press all the buttons, in the correct order, before the move comes out in the screen. This idiot doesn’t know what he’s doing
Caiden Vugteveen I was just joking y'all 🙇😂
"He doesn't even understand how to block." Oh man the absolute irony in that statement.
*Bhlack
@@PhantomGardener Yeye
What I thought of fighting game pros at first: "Duh, mashin da buttons"
What I thought once I got to know one: "And this formula determines fallin speed, that's why you want to be in the air as little as possible, now let's talk about iFrames..."
"This guy must have gout cause he doesn't know how to block"!
“He doesn’t understand block or basics.” Based on how bad you play, I could say the same to you Phil
gets grabbed 10 times by johny.
DUDE REVERSE IT!
im a fucking scrub and i can reverse grabs 9 out of 10 times. this game is piss easy to learn.
and i suck at these games.
He says “I can’t __” like he’s expecting the game to give him everything and he doesn’t have to try
“This guy CONSTANTLY whining. Waaah! Waaaaah! Shut the fuck up, Goddamn. Waaaaah! Waaaaah! Oh my god.” ~ DSP
Don't forget his pigroach ACKtions:
"SNORT SNORT SNORT, BELCH!"
"I need the money to pay for muh taxes."
What is with Phil and his "tournament approved" fixation?
He's said he's never going to enter a tournament again.
Same thing with "online play/lag".
Phil, by your admission, you're never going to fight real players offline again. Get over it!
Nobody plays with the fake variations
It's classic Phil. Everything needs to be like his glory days in EVO and everybody needs to play by the rulebook that's inside Phil's head, not by what the game mechanics dictate.
@@chubbs_malone7268 that is a key issue with mk11 and injustice 2. Tons of neat submoves no one uses because there is too many
A true ex-champion would compete just for the fun, and even have fun if he lost all matches.
@@Agamemnon2 the glory days where he came in 4th in a buggy port of street fighter no one wanted to play?
Man, this would be really embarrassing if he himself was a former pro fighting-game player.
Man, this would be embarrassing if he was a self proclaimed “number 1 gamer in the country.”
17:08 THE GRAND ROAST OF THE PIGGY! It's been years since I heard someone roasting Phil on multiplayer. HATERS GONNA HATE! TROLLS BE TROLLS! Titanguy5565 is our hero!
Won't be suprised if philbert never turn chat on again
@@Rossoneri2 He has been a pawn in the tolling department and still as in present day. When will Phil ever learn?
Can he ever just admit that his opponents are better than him? Always has an excuse.
no, he has a large ego that he thinks he is better than everybody
He has tried to pass off the criticism you made as this is his character that he is playing. The excuses are why people watch him.
@@RoseKindred Phil admits he's not playing a character or something like a muppet, that's the real Phillip Burnell. Being himself makes it look more pathetic. That's who he really is.
@@raulguallpa8688 That is the hypocrisy of it. I do not have the interview saved, but he said that this was all an act. When he played at a physical arcade the machines were never in top form, buttons bad or something always wrong. Which he transitioned that mentality online. Of course, he couldn't blame the hardware so it became the lag.
It doesn't stop him from being trash at games and inputs. If I recall there was an in-depth video where they matched the audio to his button presses to the screen actions. The result was most of the time his physical inputs were just late. Of course it could be affected by screen and recording lag but not this much.
Victimhood
Talks about how bad the community is for the one guy yelling at him over mic. Yet we have over 20 min of him yelling and crying that he cant block or do anything.
My moves arent coming out! I didnt press that see look! *holds up controller*
CLASSIC
6:39 have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
Superbot holy fuck I didn’t realize how many times he did that
And literally right after insulting that one Scorpion for doing the same shit over and over.
Took him 5 times to break free. Jesus H Christ.
"I mYsElF a FoRmEr pRo fIgHtInG gAmE pLaYeR"
claims he won many tournaments.
won EVO
won local mall championships.
is a massive fan and has lots of statues. cant even block reverse or counter properly.
@@miciso666 he won 2 eastern tournaments so I'll give him that but apart from that his greatest achievement is still almost getting 3rd place
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"It was an overhead, so I can't block it."
That's not how overheads work, Phil. They aren't some magical unblockable mechanic. You just have the reflexes of a sedated snail.
“I play games to have fun”
Yep, lots of fun going on here...
‘I won’t be using that combo.’…we know, you won’t be using any combo. ‘Tournament Approved’ you aren’t playing in any tournaments anyway so it doesn’t matter.
Jesus. All I heard during the Johnny Cage match was "TECH THE THROW!! I WON'T TELL YOU AGAIN!!!"
Has Phil ever adapted to a game?
I think after learning how to breathe he gave up with adaptation.
i mean he ragequit a few lego games.
had issues beating kid games. like kingdom hearts.
had issues playing any fighting game even tho is a EVO champ.
had issues playing racing games. RACING GAMES how can u botch those up?
@@miciso666 srsly, who the fuck ragequits a lego? how can be that possible?
He adapted to Jackbox, where he started writing stuff about himself
Has Phil every truly adapted to any game?
Being hand held by chat isn't adaption.
Snortality
Paul loses
Isn't there a "friendship" fatality which triggers if you F-up the fatality?
5:10 Oh really. HE doesnt know how to block? Alright Paul 😂
Damn he speedran that mute
"Fighting games are meant to be reactionary"
Most moves come out with about a 16-30ms telegraph. That's right on the edge of human reactions. Fighting games have NEVER been about REACTING to shit. Anyone playing fighting games competitively will tell you that. It's basically chess but with an arsenal of moves and combos.
You don't put a guy into the corner and go "okay I'll react to what he does". You put him there and go "the strongest move is a forward roll, so i'll forward throw him back in" but he's thinking "he'll expect me to roll, so i'll wake up with up A". Every move is planned in advance.
That's why delay of 2-10 frames isn't important in online play. Nobody is reacting to shit.
This guy was never a "pro fighting game player". He was only ever a fucking pretender.
Oh yeah. Using the same move against Johnny Cage 4 times and being punished in the same exact way 4 times and failing to tech a throw 4 times... That's the mark of a real pro right there.
Opponent: *screams like a ‘5 year old’ when they beat Phil*
Phil: *screams like a 5 year old when he loses*
I like how Phil constantly insinuates as if there's this hidden conspiracy at Netherealm or Illuminati to just lag HIS game just for shits and giggles or something like that.
17:35 "And he screams like a 5 year old after he wins". Oh really, DSP? Gonna call the kettle black here.
While I'm not a fan of playing fighters online due to lags and delay, I don't believe EVERYONE is "cheating to win". Some of us may not have the affordable internet to have very smooth online. When a match I have against someone in Iran is smooth as butter but a match I have with someone in Chicago is like going up rocky terrain, I do scratch my head sometimes.
Usually the connection is pretty decent with some that aren't, it's just that philbert's a scrub lord compared to any slightly decent, I can almost bet I can beat him
This game is much easier than street fighter, yet he still sucks
Dave sucks at childrens games let alone 'mature' titles like Mortal Kombat.
Any fighting game that has a universal block button is already a easy game
Dusk278 and yet I remain garbage at them all 😂
Mk>street fighter
@@kamrank2130 MK >+< Street Fighter.
Two completely different games with two completely different draws. It's like saying that Soul Calibur is better than Colin Mcrae Rally.
The Legend of "Can't Block & I Couldn't Do Anything".
Sindels hair flip is unblockable??? 😂😂😂😂 how does this dude still claim he was a former pro fighting player?
DSP giving advice on how to design a fighting game is like someone who plays medium in guitar hero bitching about how there are too many notes in the song
Has DSP played a fighting game that he hasn’t said “sucks online”?
"I'm honest and no one else is"
Well if he says he is being honest, he must be. Honest people always tell everyone they are honest. How else can you trust someone Dood?
@@JugularX Doooooooooooooooooooooooood!
U R pHiL lEvEl GeNiUs!
(That was supposed to be funny, not insulting ._.)
Omg that was a lot if salt 🧂 but yet the pay piggies 🐷 gave their pig roach master his money
I liked how you phrased it as "His money".
His SIMP-Like fans know their own hard earn money doesn't belong to themselves.
Oh boy!
Can’t wait for dat salt! 🧂
"What's the tournament setting?".....will never go to a tournament......"This string is absolutely worthless"....one of Fujin's better strings. He has to have some sort of mental disability.
On the next episode of "Everything he did was unearned," "I'm doing combos and nothing's happening", and "Fucking lag is terrible dood"....
17:10 it’s been so long since he’s interacted with other players oh boy!
"Uhh a good fighting game is meant to be reactionary"
At least we know that Phil doesn't use his brain to make reads
As a Fujin main: I'm deeply insulted by this gameplay.
As a person who played Fujin for 5 minutes i am equally offended
As a person who hasn't played Fujin, I am somewhat mortified by this gameplay, though not as much as you two since I don't know as better.
i felt insulted when he call himself "gAmEr"
i cant play mk11 well thats why I dont go to tournement online much so I play with friends online because im not that great I admit at this game but fujin is one of my favorite characters in this
It gave me great Pleasure to see Nightwolf beat Phil’s ass
Constant crying. I can't wait until the vest streak dies
What a coincidence that every game he plays where he loses the online is always bad and unplayable. Too hard to just call someone better or good so gotta run the same lines of excuse for losing.
Has he ever considered the reason MK "drops" his blocks is because his triggers are fucked up from him slamming his controller so frequently?
Fuk
Perhaps he needs a new favorite character. But this is still hilarious 😂
I like how Phil's first reaction is "Is there something wrong with this Combo?" Got to be the games fault dood.
DSP: "I don't know what's going on!"
We know, Dave. We know.
9:20 “The connection is so bad, I can’t block, look!” Uh, Phil? If you wanna block in Mortal Kombat, you have to press AWAY from the direction you’re facing! You were pressing UP! Lag and crappy internet connection that only YOU seem to have in EVERY GAME YOU PLAY had NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!! Also, why would a character be OP in online matches, but not in offline matches? I swear, Phil’s brain lags more than any video game he’s ever played.
Good ol broken record Phil. Same pissing and moaning on every fighting game. He has all the hits: “I can’t block”, “random move”, “my move didn’t come out” and everyone’s favorite “dropped inputs because of lag.”
Talked so much shit about this game when Nightwolf came out and vowed to not play again
Then he sees the green and Piggy spreads his cheeks for his lobotomized fans to allow them to insert their money
Can we get a counter for all the times he says “can’t” or “lag”???
"My push didn't kill him. It did damage, sure, but doesn't kill. Why does my push do zero damage!" WTF
A quote from Shao Khan: "You suck!"
He gets wrecked by literally everything. Even tutorials lol
$75 just came out of no where? You think DSP might just lie to keep the vest streak alive because it's a money maker for him?
I find it weird that he managed to mysteriously get tipped that surpass his goal
DarkSpamPhil, lag making his moves not come out and do things he isn't doing, woe.
You know what's sad since quarantine mk11 is going to be in pro league because the online code is good
Before I watch the vid I'm gonna take a guess:
He couldn't block...
His moves will also not Come out.
I cannot watch a Netflix original without thinking of this channel and that dang lemon leon lush song
"ONLINE LAAAAG DOOD NOTHING I COULD DO" ~ DorkSideBill. I'm sure he also claims his internet bill is massive due to being a business expense
16:56 Mad respect for that guy Titanguy5565
"I pressed a button and nothing happened"
Hitting one button might be your problem
How many times does he yell "I COULDN'T " or "THE LAG" lol
Only guy I've ever heard having SO many problems with SO many games. Makes me believe it's the user, not the game, or online, or whatever he cries about
I will agree the net code isn’t good in MK11 but when you have a 38 year old man who can’t even read Fujins combos and spams triangle and think he’s right dialing in the string and thinks there’s something wrong with the game,yeah right DSP is still the problem
Complains about "patterns", then uses the exact same attack string three times in a row, complains when he's punished for being predictable. Never change, DSP!
16:54 Fatality in real life: Wamboh Khamboh Teabag + Yo Ma Bitch
And Phil becames saltier than the Dead Sea!
he gets more salty than mister sandman in this game :D
Despressing lack of fatality moves unleashed upon the swine .
Awwww you missed the part where he insulted the Scorpion when he won in round 1 before he got smashed by that beautiful comeback. Did he even make it out of Apprentice rank during this stream? Because he's not even playing good players and he's getting fucking murdered.
Also i've never heard of Lag changing your input from block to jump lmao. Couldn't possibly be his own shitty inputs.
i know right you dont even get to good players until like demigod and he can barely get through apprentice
I love how he says it’s the lags fault for why he sucks. So the easiest way to prove that it’s lag is to get a cam pointed at the controller to prove he’s trying combos but lag is dropping them but here we are 10 years later and he still won’t do it.
The more I see these vids, the more I hate when he says "random super" or "random throw" or "random ". Like he's implying his opponents don't do all this moves on purpose and that he got absolutely outplayed like a fuckin scrub.
"I'm holding down back and block" why? You don't need to try and block two different ways when you just need RT
HE WAS BLAAAAAAAHCKING
I wonder if Phil still stands by his "Achievement" of getting 4th place at EVO that ONE TIME on a broken version of Super SF II Turbo. I get the feeling he still sees himself as a "Former Pro Fighting Game Player" and only plays fighting games to prove his skill...or lack there of. I wonder why he just doesn't got to more tournaments, but I remembered that he's a laughing stock among the FGC. I'd suggest he'd play against his friends but...he doesn't have any. Then again, he most likely relegates himself to online because unlike in real life, he can blame his losses on lag and not his lack of skill.
Isn't he banned from tournaments because he kept shitting in his own mouth
Poor Phil and his 3rd world internet service
Drink every time DSP says block.
Every game you play can't sucks online...Oh that's right it's not the game it's you.
This is so hard to watch. He can never just admit someone is better than him. It always has to be lag, dropped input, or he did nothing wrong - its the games fault. The game has to suck. It can never be "I need to practice to get better" My favorite was after he got wrecked where he said his opponent knows nothing about blocking and just spams after the guy had blocked against him previously (assuming he knows everything about that player after 1.5 rounds lol) I am thinking his fighting game reaction time is just so slow now compared to kids but in his mind he is still a fighting game champion and can't accept it. He needs to stick to rpgs and non fighting games as he can be successful in those without worrying about dropped input or lag.
DSP: “I’m a former pro fighting gamer.”
Also DSP: “Dood, it’s netcode! I couldn’t block! I was pressing buttons!”
DSP is wadding Dunning-Kruger effect!
He's the fucking grandfather of the dunning Krüger effekt.
All I can taste is the saltiness.
Oh my god he actually is playing Fire Emblem Three Houses oh dear...may the goddess protect our eyes and ears from cringe and bless us with a tihydp
So, he had delayed inputs.... in the tutorial. Never change, Darksy Dephil. At least he was blocking....
man, its so strange that Phil has a hard time with internet and online fighting games, but majority of people you see playing online are playing without problem, must be the game dev detractors amirite?
“I BLOCKED!!!”
Sure you did Sweaty, that’s why ‘Kounter’ keeps flashing up every time you “block.”
It never ceases to amaze me how much of a victim he is. I don't watch him sometimes and forget, but then shit like this is a stark reminder. He'll never change. He's an excuse generating machine!
His voice is maddening. Can u believe people watch this and tip?
Phil probably makes performance excuses in the bedroom.
Huh, RUclips unsubscribed me. I was wondering why I wasn’t seeing videos for DorkSidePhil
Oh a other I am lagging cos I don't know how play the game. That is his go to move for every thing he lose online.
It’s like he and ltg use the exact same script.
"I was blocking and it made me jump" those are two completely different buttons in two different spots on the controller
Edit: great when his opponent is on right of screen to see all the counter and punish notices when he says he didn't do anything
"I couldn't do anything" should be one of his shitty shirts
Is Phil's router from 2002 or something?
Knowing Phil, probably. He refuses to update any of his equipment - Phil has to update his equipment kicking and screaming.
Nah, he's just streaming Full 1080p when everybody knows Twich can't handle it and he prefers to pay for 2 shitty connections rather that cancel one and upgrade his bandwidth!
Business class internet
That micspammer was fuckin' hilarious. The events where he's trolled like that have become very few and far between, it's always a good time when someone does it to him.
Nothing i could do dood!
OMG...he doesn't understand input buffering...has he never learned what the SMASH UCF controversy is? "Former pro fighting game champion" LMAO
lol Phil watches foxnews, "fair and balanced" OKAY
This guy doesn't understand hit advantage and fuzzy guarding or movement. He thinks everything should just be block, then attack.
I’ll bet you 50 bucks he thinks Rock Paper Scissors should be reactionary and he got the shit kicked out of him in school for it
"Former pro fighting game player"
Literally is only half way decent in old school street fighter. I've never seen him actually do well in a single modern fighting game. If someone can show me otherwise i'd like to see it.
The guy refuses to adapt or learn, its his way or you're cheap apparently.
Notice how the only thing he did in was grab. He grabbed 3 times in a row in the beginning. In MK.. if you grab, and the enemy uppercuts... the uppercut does double damage to discourage grab spammers. He gets hit by that everytime though hahaha