Trying To Eat One Of The World's SPICIEST Pizzas Doesn't Go As Planned | L.A. BEAST
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Today's Mission is quite simple....And That is for the L.A. BEAST to venture on over to PAPA PANCHO in Edison, New Jersey to take on their Spice Pizza Challenge which has seen over 400 people FALL TO THE FLAMES over a 6 year period with ONLY 2 PEOPLE EVER FINISHING IT!!!! After signing a waiver which relieves Papa Pancho of any LEGAL Lawsuits here are The Rules:
-You have 10 minutes to Eat the entire 12 inch Pizza which is covered in NAGA Chili Paste
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Don't give up Beast. Not many can do what you can.
The Russian Alcohol Reviewer no matter what people say, I will never stop. I’m just getting started
If my children refuse stand up for the 1st guy to smoke franzia, you can believe they'll go to school with welts the next day
I love seeing channels supporting one another! Do the MRE challenge Beast!
Behring strait
@@yonezawa2810 what?
Why do people love the LA BEAST? Because he's the everyday people's champion. The Al Bundy of modern times. An every day dude that puts 100% into everything he does. You are the man!
That was beautifully said. I hope one day I can become a sliver of a man he is. GO RAIDERS
Dude L.A Beast is the closest thing to Chuck Norris we will ever get!! Aka hes a fuckin WIZARD!
Wise words
Glad you never said Ted Bundy....
@Walkintall 🤔
LMAO imagine just being there to simply enjoy your pizza, and there's a guy sitting at the next table just freaking gagging out so damn loud and nearly throwing up!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
And complaining about some "disgusting sauce" haahhaahahahahah
To be fair, if you knew that your local pizza place (or any restaurant) has a spicy challenge and you see a person attempting to complete it, you’d be like, “Ohhhhh, they’re doing THAT challenge…”😂💀🌶🥵😮💨
I’m your 69th like!🤪
Thats what I am saying..... Whenever he does these spicy foods challenges it is always disgusting about it, and almost never completes them. The people there probably lost their apatite listening the this 40 year old man child gag like a women deep throating a horse dong. LMAO!!
Disgusting.
My view count on the last 3 videos have been out of the norm low. Is anyone else having this issue? Unless my videos are sucking then please let me know and I’ll fix it.
Hey beast just an FYI not sure if anyone else is having issues but I wasn't notified of the banana one or the cheeseburger I only saw those because this one popped up & I thought to myself damn it's been awhile since I've seen the beast
Hi la beast🖐
Keep doing you Beast! I think you just got psyched out with this one because of the pepper mix up.
I'd love to see more goofy videos personally, but you do whatever you think is best man, that's why I watch.
Your vids are quality as ever in my opinion youtube algorithms are weird
They are awsome
I love how it seems like there’s no one except the workers in the restaurant but when he gets up there’s a whole crowd.
How many of those people mid way through realized this wasn’t gonna be fun any longer lol
I lost it when the camera turned and there were at least 10 people staring at him silently 💀
still mad that L.A Beast never made it into one of the RUclips Rewinds since he's basically one of the only people to still uphold the type of videos made in the glory days of RUclips. Although, RUclips Rewinds are kinda cringy nowadays so
Ya duck RUclips rewind I never know anybody that is in them really if I do I don't watch them at all
"One of the only..."
Nah... just no. Theres hundreds, probably thousands of good youtubers. This is just one you're familiar with.
Clearly none of you understand the original commenters point.
Only kinda?
So leave....you sound like a old lady
"disgusting sauce" the chef is right there dude 😂
😂
he will spit in the food next time
I mean.. the chef doesn't make that particular pizza to be enjoyable. I think he understands.
I highly doubt the chef has even tried the sauce
@Dog Is Not Amusedlol imagine. If that were true it would have to be some kind of penance.
the king of non click bait. i salute you sir!
Now he just needs to get the King of Pop
@robotrip M *you're* an idiot
I am your 1000th comment.. Just letting u know........ 😊
@@bishop8852nobody cares
I didn’t realize there was a whole restaurant of people 😂😂 dead silent too
Lmfao couldn't imagine being in there trying to eat listening to him retching lol
Lol...either did I. I thought he was there solo....lol.
I'd bust out laughing lol
lol, yeah, you'd think they'd put him out back to do this.
Pretty sure it was his audience....
I like how you show your fails as well as wins, respect
Not many can do what you do.
Not many can fail miserably like he does?
@omgwtfbbq Good thing there are still people like you an Dave on this planet
@@stevencrawford7029 bro you can't talk about failures when you're one 😂
@@emilianosalazaresraul6761damn💀
In the middle of the restuarant "there already a disgusting sauce on the bottom of this" lmao
TheErokitsune 😂😂😂😂😂
TheErokitsune
Owned!
@King Charles Beast has titanium balls, no fucks given
Savage lol
There was a whole crowd of people just awkwardly sitting there in silence, not cheering Beast on or anything lol
They’re just supporting with utmost reverence. It’s like they knew that Beast needed total focus.
He punched everyone in the stomach right before the video started so they'd shut up.
@@JoshuaTraffanstedtLOL
I absolutely love when you say “I have to get my bearings straight” and post the picture of a map with the Bering Sea hahahaha
Trademarked
@@RemixedVoice what are you even talking about?
Lol, those are my stomping grounds haha
it's not a picture of the Bering Sea you dope, it's of the Bering Strait lel
It’s the Bering Strait for fucks sake. Hence the pun
I thought the building was cleared but there were actually costumers right in from of him looking terrified😂😂😂
Laughed so hard when I saw that
Haha!
*I find it so funny how he's going through all this agony and there's this slight relaxing background music xD I love the beast!!!!*
It absolutely cracks my shit up.
It will never get old when he's sitting there making puking sounds, spitting all over the place while customers order their food behind him.
Have a SPICY 🌶 Weekend
You too brotha! thanks for the content
skippy62able The spiciest!
Have a good day and night ✌️
You're TIMER didn't record the first minute. When it got to minute 1, it went back to zero...not that it really mattered. Your stomach went back to zero anyway.
I love you man ! best video's ever ! Following you from back in the day's, like when you downed a huge can of olive oil for the troops in Irak ;) !! True legend and a Hero !
Jesus died for your sins. The LA beast is doing it for your entertainment.
Doug Stanhope reference. Cheers brother
Phillip Davies i am a diehard Christian... this is hilarious:)
I think u are wrong! He does it for himself
This should be his motto or at least on a tshirt 😂
Amen
One of the reasons why I libe this channel is because of the background music
Oscar Cordero my man Beast has a great *taste* in music. 😏👍👌🏾. Get it? Taste? No? Ok theenn :,V
@@haretztj4682 Haha I Get it my man,nice one😂👍
And simple but yet funny editing. And the most important thing is the beast itself, not the challanges hes doing
And i libe you oscar
I libe turtles
The “bearings straight” line gets me each time 🤣👏
underrated comet
hahahah
always love the background music when he's in pain
Me too bro, and when he barfs, the glory is 3rd reich levels of huge
Mee too that makes this vids so rewatchable
lmaooooooo
That's the music of despair and hopelessness. :-(
Especially when it changes to a particular song when he pukes and right back to the other song after xD
I discovered this guy yesterday, and I’ve laughed more in one day than I have in a long time after watching a lot of videos now. I’m glad to see I have a few years worth of content to catch up on.
He his hilarious.
Good news , the older the video the funnier they be😭
U found a top tier RUclipsr, enjoy the vids😏
1 week later.. all content was watched
Lmao the infamous line. "I need to get my bearings strait" 😂🤣😁😀
...or your barings straight
Pelirroja what’s a “baring?”
It's Bering Strait or bearings straight. Just pick one lol
Another infamous la beast line "I think I need to go to the hospital"
@@---kr3zg "i'm gonna throw up"
Imagine trying to eat your ice cream and you have that grown up man next to you almost throwing up on his plate 😂
Yummy
@@zebra3962 Isn't she! 😂😘😘
@@B6kmd so are you bro
Guten Tag Marie,
hast du einen Freund?
Viele Grüße
Analritter
A man suffering for our entertainment and his pride on the line cause spicy pizza. Can’t respect him anymore than liking the video.
And subbing
Pizzaaὦ tru dat unless anyone is as brave to do this as Him!
You didnt wear your wristbands...thats why you failed.
Also, you forgot the inspirational picture of the Ultimate Warrior!!
geeze, spoilers!
Wrist bands are a most for spicy challenges
@@xandror Lol probably should have watched the video before reading the comments.
Oh he failed? I guess I don't need to watch this video anymore, then.
Every time I hear beast’s music on another video, I’m like “THAT ROYALTY FREE TUNE IS TAKEN, DICKWAD”
You’re right haha atleast everytime I hear it in another video it will remind me of him so hes got that going for him
😆👌
Owners ordered extra for every body in resturant thinking of sighn like billions and billions served
I wasn't aware that anyone else uses it lol
It's funny when he gets up you realize there's a small room full of people that've been watching him for the last ten minutes that look terribly sorry that they sat there and watched the whole thing
Bering strait gets me every time haha
what are you smoking, first off what does the bering strait have to do with anything, lmfao. second of all youre some kind of alien who has never heard of the phrase "get my bearings straight"
i like that shit too man 👍
@@Psyfonify r/whoosh you must be new or just a idiot.
Star Lord based off your name, you must be easily entertained by marvel movies lmao
@Star Lord And Your Bitchass Needs Too Learn How Too Spell
I love how this soothing music is playing in the background while this guy is gagging, and basically dying from eating spicy pizza lol
😂😂😂😂
Wasn't the chili that made him puke - it was the pineapple 😁
One thing I love about Beast unlike any other RUclipsr he gets straight to the point with no stupid build up. I absolutely love all of your videos man!
Uhhh, there's like 3 minutes of build up before he takes the first bite. I like his videos too, but he often builds it up first. LOL
The editing and music is good and funny.
Yeah he totally does build up, for nearly everything he does too. Why did your comment get 130 upvotes? You are TOTALLY WRONG!
@@oparei8725 This had nothing to do with the OP topic. You failed the internet today. Have a nice day.
@@ghoulredeyedemon2024 He didn't finish the pizza. You also fail the internet today.
That picture of the frog king when you first burp had me dying
when the camera turns and you see all the people there... Beast took the walk of shame like a boss tho :D
So there were watching him this hole time !!! Woe we
I never understood your pain in one of these challenges. Until I tried the curry one for myself and spent the rest of the night crying on my bathroom floor.
Is this true?:D
Buuuutt... you're Yoda!
I always thought that at some point of heat you do not feel bigger pain. Probably I’m wrong 🤣
LOOOOOL FACTS
@@muzgnasicianie no.
It becomes hallucinogenic.
I found it hilarious that the Beast said there was "disgusting sauce" in the pizza while an employee of the restaurant was there 😝
haha yeah that was funny as hell
I was dying laughing from that part lmaooo
I like how the guy with his phone stated there was only 5 minute of time left but clearly as you can see on the screen there was 7 and half minutes left to finish the pizza, a neat little trick let the person be distracted by the heat while they rob them of 2 and half minutes so they don't have to give them free pizza, wow what a cheap skate move..
If you watch the timer in it's entirety, the videos timer started back at 0 when 1 minute passed. So add 1 minute to the remaining time left for the rest of the video.
Well you gave it your all bud. Dosen't matter if you finish or not. You are always an absolute boss in my books Beast!!
He is a beast because he has the cojones to try challenges that most people wouldn't even dare attempt to do he earns a lot of my respect this dude is one of a kind
Customer walks in for a regular pizza, sees this crying man doing the Huuuuurghhh!!!
"I was going to order a pizza, but..."
Tbh I tune in for the spewing and robot dances under pressure. 👍👍👍
UNDER PRESSURE
Pulls into the parking lot, see man violently puking...
"Ah you know what honey, I'm not all that hungry."
@@comradedog7144 nah dude you mean ice ice baby.
For me, it's that AND the dry heaves! They crack me up the most.
The guy in the back knows! hes like "RIP my friend"
lmao I was thinking the same exact thing xD
10 minutes seems a little short. No wonder only 2 people have succeeded.
I think you just have to eat the pizza as fast as you can before the heat really settles in
When the beast how much time was left, he said 5 minutes, when really it was closer to 7 minutes. Not sure what kinda clock he was using. Not that it would've mattered, but 2 minutes is 2 minutes.
@@lukeimontv7086 beast always takes his time which is why he loses a lot of challenges
I tried this a couple weeks before Beast did the challenge. I didn't order it to do the challenge. I'm a Chef and a lover of very hot foods as long as you can still taste other ingredients that make it what it is. The "pizza" came and as soon as I saw, I said, "this is not a pizza". It looked like someone wiped their ass with it. The "sauce" was dark dark brown. The cheese looked like it was scraped off of the floor. I took one bite, got up and walked out.
I know in recent months they've changed it, making the challenge winable. But, I wouldn't want to drive business there EVER.
Note: In my opinion, *hot* challenges should be incorporated and built upon an already Delicious meal.
This is not the case here. They added heat to crap on cardboard.
😂🤣
cheap bastards really don't want to give away any free pizza lol
Strongly disagree, I’ve been there twice and I loved what I ordered
I hate places that do this garbage.
@@blast3613 are you saying papa poncho is bad or good?
After finishing the pizza
_Congrats you won 5 free naga pizzas!_
😂i honestly wouldnt mind
With extra naga
Marius Andreescu exactly what I was thinking HAHA!
Which equals what? 12?.
Lol. With pineapple though !!!
Thank you for doing this. You are a brave noble man and your legacy will always live on.
Thats the classic Shit even here in germany this guy is boss!
I love how the dude in the back ground was just causally getting gelato while LA Beast was dying in front of him.
I love how he says, there is already a disgusting sauce.... lol. I’m sure the dudes who made it were like say what?!?!
@Nob the Knave I don't think he meant the taste of the pizza and the sauce when he said it but the spice it had
Donald Black Yeah true!
I gotta agree with Dan. I've never seen a brown pizza sauce before?
@Nob the Knave lmao 😁
no they know its disgusting. they didnt make the pizza to be delicious and enjoyable . they made it to tap you out. you grind straight peppers into a sauce and it isnt a pleasant flavor lol. im a chef and if i made the pizza i would be proud of how uneatable it is. making a pizza so horrid that even a human trash can cant eat it is an accomplishment
Your videos never suck. Keep doing you, Beast. Here for the long run.
Sometimes you eat the bear sometimes the bear eats you
Exactly!
That some kind of eastern thing?
@@carbajal8283 far from it
"Where's the money Lebowski."
Like that girl that was eaten alive by a bear and her cubs in Russia and called her mom during it?
This is a dude who almost drank a gallon of Tabasco. Imagine how hot this pizza must be, and how absolutely badass the two dudes that ate the whole pizza are.
Tabasco sauce isn't hot. it has a Scoville heat unit of 2,000-5,000. naga chili is 1,000,000 SHU. so there's no need to imagine! it's definitely hot!
@@fernie6299 he drank habanero Tabasco if that makes a difference
@@ospr88n21 Not much tbh, although drinking a gallon of it can't be pleasant. Scorpion Tabasco is the only genuinely hot one.
@@fernie6299fernie what that ass do
LA BEAST should be the new host of Man vs Food!
But it should be renamed to Beast vs Food.
for sure bro
YESSS!
hahaha I agree
FACTS!!! Beast vs Food!!!
I just so happen to be insane so if I'm ever in Edison New Jersey it looks like I'm taking on a pizza challenge. Valiant effort sir! Keep up the awesome work.
Main Event Pong haha make sure to have some toilet paper in the freezer ready to go
skippy62able lol
@@LABEAST LMAO yessir
I was just thinking to myself I bet nuff could wreck this challenge 😂
Update ur comment here if u do it bro
Id kill to have you as the new host of Man Vs. Food. The new guy isnt as good as Adam.. but lemme let you in on a secret, you are Kev. Im gonna write to Travel channel. Other fans should follow suit
Jack Sehn Casey Webb actually completed this but his pizza had ghost peppers...not this crazy Naga Pepper paste
LA beast is badass, I ate half a pizza just with suicide Buffalo sauce and my asshole screamed.
You woulda crushed it if it was ghost pepps
I'd much rather see beast on tv, than these other chumps and that includes furious pete. Lol you make better content than him.
Oh christ. I would watch that.
“There’s already a disgusting sauce at the bottom”
The chef watching or hearing this: YO WTF MAN??
😂😂
He made it,he already knows it’s disgusting
12:27 LMAO I never thought there'd were people there just chilling, watching. 😂
Dr. Jalapeño nigga had a full house 😂
I KNOW LOL imagine eating and in the back you hear gagging LOUD GAGING
At first I was thinking "it's good that he goes in early or whatever to avoid doing this with other people around." Then he turns to a full restaurant!
@@kidnamedfinger6323 I thought those were fans of his coming to see the challenge attempt
😆 😆 😆 water made it worst!
Imagine Customers would've came in while he was almost puking from they're food 😂😂
Or maybe even THEIR food?
Supreme Stylez yo this has me dead😂😂
Me trying to eat anything cause I’m picky as fuck
Dweeeeeezy09 sorry I’m a picky eater I guess :/
@Dweeeeeezy09 I have really bad acid reflux. I can't eat lots of food I love . It sucks because I like spicy food .
The music to these videos gets me every time... like what the hell 😆
😂😂😂😭
GF in the other room: "Babe that sounds nice what are you watching?"
Me: "Just this guy destroying his insides to some chill music."
GF: "Wha?"
This would be funny if you actually had a girlfriend...
Electronic waifus and body pillows do not faint as a girlfriend
@@bawtawbawt9439 LOL
Loyal fan since around 2011. Thanks for the vids and you live up to the name! No games no gimmicks
rsohlich1 thank you for all of your support
Nothing but respect Kevin! There is a thin line between of creating art and being crazy, and I think that you have managed to create art by being crazy! :) There is not a single challenge that the mighty L.A. Beast would not dare to try, whether it is eating 10 cacti, drinking 20 years old soda, drinking a whole bottle of sriracha sauce or eating the worlds spiciest pizza! You are the MAN! Can't wait to see what is your next challenge - your next peace of ART!
-Jani
Janekvlogz thank you good sir
DUDE ALL THOSE PEOPLE WATCHING YOU THOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude the civil war music half way in 😂😂😂
Long road ahead…
Naga... Naga... Naganna finish this challenge.
Naga...naga....Naganna work here anymore....classic
office space...
Fantastic film, a gem.
Naga... Naga... Naganna burn my asshole for viewers!
Peter! What’s happening
Are we not gonna talk about him putting "Thanos" down as an emergency contact xD
Actually he wrote Thomas
You are absolutely amazing bro!!😂😂. When the music changes. You know it’s time 😂😂😂
The timer resets after one minute. Am i the only one noticing this? An epic performance nonetheless. Go Beast!!!
Woah
Epic still 😎 have a good day
Shit i did not notice it
I couldn't imagine being in that restaurant with him retching like that xDDD
Erik Richards lmfao
Mad disrespectful
@@TheHmmer4 its not his fault. He doesn't mean anything by it.
TheHmmer lmao you prob have to schedule it so that nobody is in there while you’re doing it
@@TheHmmer4 I mean, not really. They offer the challenge in the store, you gotta expect stuff like that.
Who knew that a single fireplace can add an air of sophistication and emphasize on your brimming manliness.. Another EXCELLENT video Beast!! I really liked the intro.
Do you think you could have been allergic to the naga? I've never seen someones face get like that before from eating spicy food
xCodeh what are u doing here CODEH??!! stay high stay lifted hv a snazzy good night🤣
Lol stonerrrrr life
Wtf xCodeh what’re you doing here 😂
That's because you never seen anyone eat food that hot
More likely broken blood vessels in his face from vomiting.
If I was in that restaurant? I be like "Dude you nuts! But you got balls!"
the let everyone down part at the end with the small depressing crowd was the most amazing thing i have ever seen.
The triumphant music as he walks out to barf😂😂😂😂😂
I'm curious if it's just as bad coming back out then going in !
Ms.Deborah pizza That sounds completely disgusting and painful, naga pepper spice going out a second time
3:58 did the timer just reset itself?
Jep
Jesse Adams you gotta bald head
Yup
Love you LA beast! You’re such a down to earth and genuine person for how talented and ballzy you are! Been a fan since the beginning and you make the best content on RUclips by far.
Watched a lot of your videos through old military ready meals to NBA cards.
The pain you went through defiantly deserves a sub. will continue to watch you on your journey.
Gonna watch this 10 Times JUST to support the BEAST!
MAD TITAN TIM have a good day tuned 10
We all need a Bearing Strait t-shirt.
*chef proudly standing over meal he just made* LA Beast: "Disgusting sauce"
It’s literally made to be off putting.i think he understands
I always love to the Beast succeed, but I love it more when him simply competes. An inspiration for us all.
unlucky this time buddy, hold ones head high though, and go forth in peace, and victory will be upon you in the near future.
So dramatic
Get that off a fortune cookie?
Bon Swarly can you not speak like a fucktard please.
Bon Swarly lmao
Like a Boss!!!!
the timing is wrong, it restarts at the first minute
rodrigo garcia I saw that too....came looking down here for answers.
Same
That was intense. I think your whole body thought it was poisoned and just eveacuated! Must have been a massive shock to your system. Well done for having the balls to attempt it!
I think it's completely normal for his body by now, he does shit like this pretty often. :D
I know I come for you and the challenges but I know deep down I’m here for the image inserts of what you say.
Andrew /// have a good day Andrew. Thanks for stopping by
skippy62able never lose your bearings my man!
Yes sir, me too! The LA Beast is great -
Bering strait gets me every time
My day is now good. Thank you Beast!
11.56 that face, I'm absolutely dead 😂
LA BEAST you are the answer to depression. Sick video as always!
Bruno have a good day Bruno
You know what I like about your videos? You can tell that they are real! I see a lot of fakers out there but 100% I know yours are the real deal!
Good Mythical Morning needs to have you on, it would be the best episode ever.
i cant breath when the guy behind him says so go and he carries on like a trooper
At this point you should just plan for things to go bad
he should have a heart monitor and pulse oximeter to see how its affecting his body.
That would be epic
Skippy gives better customer service on his intro then every job i worked at
Even when the LA Beast loses, he actually wins. And when he wins, he actually loses. All-in-all, he is a champion for all people who try their hardest (and still fail)!
That dude in the back tho...
"There's already Disgusting sauce at the bottom of this."
You my man got a new sub😂
Think that's the Naga Pepper either substituting or mixed in with the Tomato Paste
Yeah while standing next to the owner lmao
Facts..that pepper is fucking raping that poor tomato paste base. My God. It's not even red. It's friggen brown.
~Salutes LA Beast~
The hero we need..
@@KnightofFunnyJunk wtf cringe
Dude, the map coming up when you say you gotta get your bearings straight.... brilliant!
bruv, I don't think anyone intended on it, but the energy in that room at the end of the video is so stoic and kind of scary. Just that faint buzzing of the fans accompanying the LA BEAST talking.
Step 1) Remove toppings without much of any sauce (only a max of 5% of sauce)
Step 2) Remove a thin top layer of bread with the majority of the spicy sauce (95% of the sauce)
Step 3) Enjoy eating the flavorless normal bread base
Step 4) Plow down the toppings, which should be relatively spice free
Step 5) Now you have the sauce but only a thin layer of bread, gulp it down with water
Step 6) Get your free pizzas and name on wall of fame
Step 7) Afterwards, Puke the spicy pizza on the wall of fame for the sake of your stomach
Step 8) Ask for napkins and wipe mouth
Step 9) Drink some Milk, Take some Antacids
Step 10) Exit like a boss leaving a huge audience open mouthed
Step 11) Say Have a good day waving goodbye with 1 hand without looking back
(recommend practicing removing the toppings and the thin sauce layer while keeping time on a normal pizza before attempting)
Abby Abraham this seems like a great plan
Step 12) Prepare for a fiery anal exorcism.
Step 2) Is totally flawed! How are you supposed to remove the first layer of bread with the sauce? Lol As if they'll hand you a knife to do it lol You'll have paste all over your fingers, although I do agree removing the toppings might, 🤔
Gloves bro.. gloves..!!
The guy looks like he feels guilty for serving you that pizza 😂
"These kids got to take off school... so, _great parenting_ " lmao!
School is prison
He asked “10 minutes?” When he knew it was 5 minutes the last time he asked. That means his mind was truly altered from the heat. Lol
I love your work, beats anything on television since the 90's.
Amen!