Kudos to Chiseled Adonis for making the play by play video 16:30 and spending the rest of the time ROASTING TF out the Cowboys 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
The fans of 31 teams in the NFL may fight and have thier differences, but my God it's so beautiful to see us all come together and enjoy the failures of the cowboys.
"Zeke snaps the ball and gets ELIMINATED" 😂😂 Its even more funnier seeing Elliott chopping his feet, attempting to block and get sent straight into the foundation of the stadium
Just like Stephen A always says, Accident Waiting to Happen. Dallas, please keep Mike McCarthy and Kellen Moore. Change absolutely nothing. Thanks. -Sincerely, the NFC East
*Last play is at 16 minutes *Still 12 minutes left of video Oh hell he about to go in on these fools Ah the complication of malding cowboys fans at the end is just *chefs kiss"
It was honestly a good game by both defenses. Everybody flying to the ball, hitting hard, mostly good coverage. Good day to be a 9ers fan. Credit to the Boys for putting up a good fight. BUT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT LAST PLAY? Shit was hilarious.
Yeah it was a good defensive game, and I don't see it as a choke since the niners were the favorites to win. it's not like the cowboys were leading by 27 points like the chargers lol
@@jfoster8624 it's a choke for Dak, he may never b here again yet on the divisional playoffs for the chance to play in the NFC he barely throws 200 with 2 picks. As an Eagles fan, I LOVE IT
@@jfoster8624 not really, the defense kept us in the game.Dak couldn't hold up his end.Eventually the defense wore down from being on the field too long.
Good thing we make the playoffs almost every year. Just saying, teams would love for that to happen. A loss against the best team left in the playoffs is fine, would of liked a win but at least the Cowboys game was close unlike every other game this weekend.
After the decimation that the Giants received, seeing the Cowboys lose definitely put a smile back on my face mainly because I know Stephen Smith was gonna drag them to the ground 😂
Same here, we aren't any better than the Cowboys, but at least we aren't in everyone's face about it... Except when we beat the Cowboys. Honestly my Facebook was so quiet after Dallas lost, I had to check in on a few people!
Zeke is exactly like a storm trooper because he can't hit the broad side of a barn. They could have 20 yards between 2 linemen open and he'd still run into a defender.
Tom Brady was generous enough to take an L against the Cowboys to end his Cowboys undefeated streak just for them (a.k.a. the Dallas Cowboys) to get embarrassed by the same team who knocked team out last year in the wild card round. 🤣
Ngl the fans are just bad because they go from rooting to wanting everything torn apart. Most interactions with fan bases they are are not as toxic as other fanbases (eagles fans can be horrible to interact with)
@@trueterror3099 Deadass? Bro, Cowboys fans are toxic af. I've been in 6 different Eagles fan groups across 4 different websites and each time, Cowboys fans mass invaded the groups to talk shit about the Eagles.
This may singlehandedly be the greatest commentary CA has ever posted. You just had to be there for the stream man...💯😂😭😭😭 I've been looking forward to this
Bro, I am all the way Barcelona and I love your channel as well as your highlights. Haven’t seen football in about 4 years since I left the states but you got me back into it. Keep doing you bro
As an Eagles fan, this video is PERFECT. The best Game Highlight Commentary yet! I think I have a fitting name for that stupid ass play. DAK ATTACK. DAK ATTACK 🤣😭💀💀💀
They never should have run off Jimmy Johnson. He put a hex on them like Celie from the Color Purple. "Until you do right by me. Everything you do gonna crumble".🤷🏿♂
Oh man the commentary on the cowboys starting around 17 mins in is so good hahaha. I came back to watch it several times now. Hope you get the bengals good too!
@@cspillsthetea8417 I would say in modern times we've had our moments, and Sb 50 is still recent. The Cowboys have had 4 playoff wins in the last 30 years damn near
Best part about the Cowboys coming up short again; pundits and analysts will look at things like they need to add this piece or that piece, or they need a new head coach, and yet the one common thing in all these seasons since 1995: Jerry Jones being the GM instead of hiring an actual GM. And since you can't fire the owner, the Cowboys are stuck in limbo. It's lovely.😁
There was never a moment in this game when I felt the Dallas offense was going to get over the hump and take control of things. It felt so completely preordained they would come up short, as if SF was up by three touchdowns.
Watching this after another Cowboys collapse. Last play for Elliott and Schultz in Dallas. Last play of T.Y. Hilton's career. They sent Kellen Moore to the shadow realm. Nothing changed this year. Go Niners
The Dallas Cowboys chocking should become an American holiday. I truly look forward to them chocking again next year. HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS. A gift that keeps on giving.
When I saw the game is almost over but we still have more than ten minutes left. I knew it was over for Dem Boyz they about to be cooked, roasted and absolutely slandered.
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Kudos to Chiseled Adonis for making the play by play video 16:30 and spending the rest of the time ROASTING TF out the Cowboys 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
I need that Stephen A smith song
@@elitethemeek1310 💯💯💯💯💯
The fans of 31 teams in the NFL may fight and have thier differences, but my God it's so beautiful to see us all come together and enjoy the failures of the cowboys.
That a fact
Yessir
United we were.
Damn right
We've been laughing at the cowboys steady every year since before pac died
When the game finishes but there's still 12 minutes left in the video, you know you're in for some good shit.
2 min warning with a ton of videos left it's going to be glorious 😅😅😅
Mannnn😅
My team got rolled on Sunday, but the Cowboys losing like that made it a little better. 😀
I saw it was 28 mins and thought "This is going to be damn near half a video of just roasting." and I was not disappointed.
I was thinking the same thing lol. And damn!!
First Stephen A going in on the cowboys and now this!
I legit don't think I've ever looked forward to a Chiseled highlight commentary more...🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, SAS didn't go as in as I thought he would, he kept it kinda PC but still was good to watch.
Stephen A Smith has been having a ball yesterday about the Cowboys losing this past Sunday 😂🤣
There’s something about steelers fans loving to roast the cowboys any chance they get
Me too
Yes it is
This and his 28-3 commentary is probably his best two roasts ever on his channel 😂😂😂
Can't forget the Josh Norman/D-Henry stiff arm roast
Nick Folk too
@@fyeandretti4855 nick folk and....
CODY PARKEEEEEYYYYY
3 Guarantees In Life
1.Life and Death
2.Taxes
3.Cowboys Choking In The Playoffs Since 1996
4 Stephan A Smith trolling the cowboys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Amb252 EXACTLY
5. The CP3 curse ruining his chances of winning an NBA championship
You mean since 1997
Chiseled should push the premiere to 8 PM so everyone can get their plates ready for the roasting of 'DEM BOYS
Just watch after work
Lol
"Zeke snaps the ball and gets ELIMINATED" 😂😂
Its even more funnier seeing Elliott chopping his feet, attempting to block and get sent straight into the foundation of the stadium
I don't know why... but that line was far more hilarious than it was meant to be.
Just like Stephen A always says, Accident Waiting to Happen. Dallas, please keep Mike McCarthy and Kellen Moore. Change absolutely nothing. Thanks.
-Sincerely, the NFC East
*the rest of the NFL
Lol 😂 so they can say they winning the Super Bowl again and end up loosing before they get to the NFC championship game again
Dan Quinn go they done
Let's run it back next year and make exactly no Changes- Jerry Jones 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guess it's officially time for all Cowboys fans to start saying next year is our year.
Nah we usually bitch, grieve and cope til after the SB
@@AdolphSaxOfficial u a real one lol
They've been saying that for the past 30 years 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Last play is at 16 minutes
*Still 12 minutes left of video
Oh hell he about to go in on these fools
Ah the complication of malding cowboys fans at the end is just *chefs kiss"
That's what they get for riding this insane drug high called *EXPECTATIONS*
49ers beat America’s Team, for America (again) 👌🏻
I understood that reference. #grossiposse
Yes sir
Murica🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Americas team hahahahh 😂
Thank u 49 ers
It was honestly a good game by both defenses. Everybody flying to the ball, hitting hard, mostly good coverage. Good day to be a 9ers fan. Credit to the Boys for putting up a good fight.
BUT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT LAST PLAY? Shit was hilarious.
Yeah it was a good defensive game, and I don't see it as a choke since the niners were the favorites to win. it's not like the cowboys were leading by 27 points like the chargers lol
@@CoutureThug oruo by 33 at half like the colts. Man that shit shit still hurts
@@CoutureThug it's a choke defense gave them so many chances
@@jfoster8624 it's a choke for Dak, he may never b here again yet on the divisional playoffs for the chance to play in the NFC he barely throws 200 with 2 picks. As an Eagles fan, I LOVE IT
@@jfoster8624 not really, the defense kept us in the game.Dak couldn't hold up his end.Eventually the defense wore down from being on the field too long.
Adonis about to go HAM with the Mocking SpongeBob meme in this video
When there's only 5 seconds left on the clock but the video is only halfway through, you know the end of the video is gonna be good
The Steven A remix!!!! Pure genius!!!😂😂😂
Like I said accident waiting to happen
😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣
I was rocking out with it 😂😂
What can go wrong will go wrong-Stephan A Smith 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10 hours I honestly can't wait He said during the Live he's is going in on them for that play🤣
Saw it on Patreon... He wasn't lying lol
I love laughing at Cowboys fans after every year's playoff exit out here in Dallas. It's a yearly tradition.
Good thing we make the playoffs almost every year. Just saying, teams would love for that to happen. A loss against the best team left in the playoffs is fine, would of liked a win but at least the Cowboys game was close unlike every other game this weekend.
You know the roast is gonna be epic when there's half the video left as the final drive is starting
Some way…. Some how….. when it counts, just wait… they will let you down 🎶 - Stephen A. 🤦🏾♂️
Yessir, the accident waiting to happen. 😂
As an Eagles fan, I am only happy they lost because God forbid they made it to the championship and beat us, we'd never hear the end of it...
They wouldn't beat us. I was hoping to layeth the smacketh downeth on ALL of their candy asses!
Yeah…but imagine if we’d been the ones to eliminate them. Half of Broad Street would be on fucking fire 😂🤣
We'd never hear the end of it for the rest of our lives
Yeah... I mean, I'd be happy for them... but that'd be unbearable to hear until next Fall.
After the decimation that the Giants received, seeing the Cowboys lose definitely put a smile back on my face mainly because I know Stephen Smith was gonna drag them to the ground 😂
Lmfao damn. He took EXTRA JOY roasting dem boys 😂😂😂
I knew this was gonna be good, especially when it was still 12 minutes left in the video after the game highlights was finished 😂😂
I wasn't the only one to tell Dallas Fan's - J.Timberlake - "Cry me a river" 🤣🤣🤣.
🎶 For the last decade and a half
They make me laugh
All this talent that they have
It’s unbelievable man! 🎶
As a Texans fan, I have waited a long time for this moment!
Same here, we aren't any better than the Cowboys, but at least we aren't in everyone's face about it... Except when we beat the Cowboys. Honestly my Facebook was so quiet after Dallas lost, I had to check in on a few people!
Moral of the story… cowboys fans are delusional 😂😂😂 the laughing stock of the NFL
Zeke is exactly like a storm trooper because he can't hit the broad side of a barn. They could have 20 yards between 2 linemen open and he'd still run into a defender.
Sure got taken out fast like a Stormtrooper that last play.
Tom Brady was generous enough to take an L against the Cowboys to end his Cowboys undefeated streak just for them (a.k.a. the Dallas Cowboys) to get embarrassed by the same team who knocked team out last year in the wild card round. 🤣
Showing Skip Bayless miserable was even more the satisfaction
He was about to start crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 somebody check on Skip Bayless
Unlike the Cowgirls, The ChiseledAdonis ALWAYS delivers!
As a Colt's fan;
Me: "There's no way anyone will ever have a dumber play than us."
The Cowboys: Lolz
Pat Mcafee can breathe a sigh of relief 🤣🤣🤣
The Cowboys deserve every bit of flak and hate they get.
Only cause Jerry and the fans. The actual players are decent ppl for the most part
Ngl the fans are just bad because they go from rooting to wanting everything torn apart. Most interactions with fan bases they are are not as toxic as other fanbases (eagles fans can be horrible to interact with)
@@trueterror3099 eagles fans have me thinking they punch babies for a living
@@trueterror3099 Cowboy fans are still the worst 🤣🤣🤣
@@trueterror3099 Deadass? Bro, Cowboys fans are toxic af. I've been in 6 different Eagles fan groups across 4 different websites and each time, Cowboys fans mass invaded the groups to talk shit about the Eagles.
Thanks chiseled for single handedly getting me interested in the NFL with these legendary commentaries 🔥
This may singlehandedly be the greatest commentary CA has ever posted. You just had to be there for the stream man...💯😂😭😭😭 I've been looking forward to this
The SpongeBob meme at the end is literally cowboys fans every season 😂
That last Stephen A. rap tho Chiseled!!!! Litty bruh! Had to play that twice and I know I ain't the only one!!! But them damn Boyz.... Just wait😭
😂😂😂 skip looked like he was gone cry in the car
Skip : man fuck ya😭
stephen a smith: he gonna cry in the car 😂
He was about to cry 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maaaan the cowboys deserve every bit of the roasting they are receiving. Wtf was that last play?
Trevon& Stefon Diggs both got eliminated on the same day.. tough
Mama raised some LOSERS! (no offense to Mama Diggs🙌🏾)
The Cowboys organization and fan base deserves all of this!
Bro, I am all the way Barcelona and I love your channel as well as your highlights. Haven’t seen football in about 4 years since I left the states but you got me back into it. Keep doing you bro
As Uncle Shannon said, there will be Hefty bags in the locker room. Pack ya shnit and GTFOH 🤣🤣🤣
21:25 this that good 2010 memeing right here 😂
As a Philadelphia fan this video anticipation was like counting down to Christmas like a kid would!
As an Eagles fan, this video is PERFECT. The best Game Highlight Commentary yet! I think I have a fitting name for that stupid ass play. DAK ATTACK. DAK ATTACK 🤣😭💀💀💀
Last song got me dancin silly. HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS HAHAHAHA! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠😂😂😂😂
Bro, you need to make a compilation video of the Cry a river they are always on point
They never should have run off Jimmy Johnson. He put a hex on them like Celie from the Color Purple. "Until you do right by me. Everything you do gonna crumble".🤷🏿♂
12:00 - Dax Attack
14:35 - Eye of the tiger
19:16 - Cry me a river
Paul Hayman gave Chiseled the perfect clip on Raw last night the way he said Brock Purdy
Music to my freakin ears❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ oh what a way to wake up!!!!!! Thank you Chiseled !!!! You made my week already☺️
The song with Steven A. Smith has me crying at work!! LOL!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Am I the only one who watches games like this, and hears Chiseled Adonis in the back of the head yelling "THE COWBOYS AINT S**T!!!"
Nah somebody got tag Stephen a and espn to this…this is GOLDDDDDD
Watching this again in late June. It makes me feel good when my depression creeps up.
The cowboys are truly Americas team, the only thing to bring all 31 other teams together and non football fans together to watch them fail 😂
Oh man the commentary on the cowboys starting around 17 mins in is so good hahaha. I came back to watch it several times now. Hope you get the bengals good too!
"27!" LOL! That was a funny episode.
I'm pretty sure you aren't a fan of "dem boys" & as a Niner fan I love it! Since it was at this game I've been waiting for this to drop! 🤣🤘👍
Hell no! He reps that black and yellow baby, Steelers for life!
Hell no! He reps that black and yellow baby, Steelers for life!
@@youtubewatcher4955 that's the only thing I'm looking forward to next season.
That part with skip prancing up to the camera took me out 😂🤣🤣
Now Denver and Dallas got one thing in common
Nah don't do that. Broncos got nothing to do with this 😂
As a broncos fan dont say that. Least cowboys have their moments we havent had one since super bowl 50
@@cspillsthetea8417 I would say in modern times we've had our moments, and Sb 50 is still recent. The Cowboys have had 4 playoff wins in the last 30 years damn near
19:17 had me dead
The "Cry Me A River' bit NEVER gets old. NEVER I say!
Need that Stephen A mix posted up, absolute banger
If there's a MP3 available for it, I'm downloading that immediately.
Greatest line “He’s gotta man….but he plays for the other team”😂😂😂
I will never understand destroying your TV because the Cowboys did Cowboys things. 😂
When I saw it was 10 seconds left in the game and how much time was left in the vid I knew this man was finna go OFF
When the actual game is over around halfway through the video, you know those Cowboys are gonna get roasted
best game highlight commentary! i was rolling at the end of the video!!
Best part about the Cowboys coming up short again; pundits and analysts will look at things like they need to add this piece or that piece, or they need a new head coach, and yet the one common thing in all these seasons since 1995: Jerry Jones being the GM instead of hiring an actual GM.
And since you can't fire the owner, the Cowboys are stuck in limbo. It's lovely.😁
San Francisco is truly the kryptonite of both the Cowboys and the Packers.
As a cowboys fan myself, that should say enough, thank u Adonis for commentary gold 😂
I wish the cowboys roast was on RUclips. We deserve a good cook session at the cowboys expense
2:10 lmaoo the casual Michael Irvin impression
Dak Prescott was on his Dr Umar Johnson swag not just this past Sunday but all season long. Donations, donations, donations...
I love that the last half of the video is dedicated to just absolutely shitting on the Cowbitches
Revisited this a year later. Still accurate today.
The fact that Steven A was filming himself at home in a suit makes me believe he's always suited up.
There was never a moment in this game when I felt the Dallas offense was going to get over the hump and take control of things. It felt so completely preordained they would come up short, as if SF was up by three touchdowns.
The day after the Cowboys get knocked out of the playoffs should be a national paid holiday.
Watching this after another Cowboys collapse. Last play for Elliott and Schultz in Dallas. Last play of T.Y. Hilton's career. They sent Kellen Moore to the shadow realm.
Nothing changed this year.
Go Niners
20:19 looks like the trash can said BRUH 😂
The Dallas Cowboys chocking should become an American holiday. I truly look forward to them chocking again next year. HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS. A gift that keeps on giving.
SpongeBob said in Dak we trust
Now look at him
Patrick: "Well that's not what he wanted to cook!"
The Undertaker theme music playing as your breaking down that stupid last play by Dallas makes it even better LOL😂
Loved that Steven A. Smith Jam! How did yall do that!? Gold! Comedy Gold brother 🤣 keep doing what you do!
them clowns scored 12 points in 60 minutes
what a prolific offense
I've been waiting all year for the cry me a river cut just a masterpiece
20:36 The Happiest Man On Earth 🌎 🤣
The Cowboy's season isn't truly over each year until Justin sings Cry Me a River
That SpongeBob meme is the funniest shut ever😭😭😭😭
When I saw the game is almost over but we still have more than ten minutes left. I knew it was over for Dem Boyz they about to be cooked, roasted and absolutely slandered.
Beat by a 7th round pick, third string quarterback 💪
Lets add they lost two to third string backup quarterbacks that embarrassing performance
Last pick of the draft
Didn’t seahawk also lose to 7th round pick and third string QB?
@@rakeemscott9309 😂😂 they sure did
@@rakeemscott9309 we ain't worry about them it cowboys that did that make it 10 times worse
"3rd & 9 for Dak and he steps into the kitchen cooking apple TURNOVERS!" Lol
Jerry Rice old as hell and still catching the football with ease
Oh yasssss! This what we were watching for as soon as the game ended.
Brock purdy "Pewter city gym leader" i lived that hahaha
Man, Charles Haley played for & won super bowls for both, 49’ers & cowboys😮