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I've been using Dr. Squatch for a while now and I gotta say my favorite bars are Wood Barrel Bourbon and Birchwood Breeze, same goes for the Deodorants
@@linkueishogun6494 I tried the Area 51 bundle and they were awesome, but as a guy with "Ethnic Hair" I gotta say the Shampoo smells great but it removes a lot of the natural oils in our hair
To think when most of us were kids, we looked forward to Chris Berman, now we look for Chiseled Adonis for highlight commentary!!!! Legacy will forever live on!!!
Purposely didn’t watch any football today just to make the first one of the season that much more special…. Kinda like on thanksgiving day you don’t eat all day till dinner at 3 pm usually right after the lions lose their thanksgiving game…… But we anit talking bout that right now!!!😂
Another great commentary video! If we could have a reoccurring “Enough from the clown!“ AB moment, where we just get a clip of what he happens to be doing that week apart from playing football, that would be great! 😂😂😂
I about lost my voice when Minkah blocked that extra point. I had conceded defeat just minutes before that. Our defense played out of their god damned minds, they deserved that win in spite of our terrible offense.
I’m a new sub but PLEASE, keep pumping out these commentary vids during the football season! Absolutely hilarious…and surprisingly more informative than ESPN. Love your vids, Boss!!
I was rooting for the Steelers to win, but on today’s episode of “Why the FUCK is that a rule in the NFL?” we have the fact that only the fumbler can advance the fumble inside 2 minutes.
I didn’t know it was a rule until today, but it makes some sense. Helps prevent players from “fumbling” the football to get around the rules that involve lateraling the ball.
He put up over 1000 yards on the ravens last year just because the coach said he wasn’t ready for a gold jacket. He’s literally a maniac like Tom Brady. I don’t think this was a great thing tbh
@@RobVollat oh no it definitely wasn’t other than he took time out to reflect on what could’ve been done better. But I do agree he’s showing major Brady syndrome
With all the miss field goals and doinks I couldn't wait to see Chiseled Adonis commentary and edits to this, and didn't disappoint! That Leonardo comment had me dying! lol
Awesome reference with the Placebo song (one of my favorite songs by the way) for Taysom Hill and to follow it up with the WM 26 promo reference, keep up the great work!!!
I must say this is some of your best work! The commentary was on point while using classic slogans w new material, your best editing yet, and the break away fruden musical had me rolling
I just had the perfect Highlight Commentary experience. I got an ad right after Chiseled did the who's that Pokemon thing, and as soon as the add was over, it did the Squirtle reveal. Just like when I used to watch Pokemon.
Damn, you almost made Gruden spit out his Moonshine. Man's was just watching some football and got hit faster than a Chiseled Adonis video... RUclips, just let him bang bro! Thanks Brother! These vids take a lot of work.
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FOOTBALL IS BACK!
I've been using Dr. Squatch for a while now and I gotta say my favorite bars are Wood Barrel Bourbon and Birchwood Breeze, same goes for the Deodorants
Bruh I love Dr. Squatch Birchwood breeze is dope
@@linkueishogun6494 I tried the Area 51 bundle and they were awesome, but as a guy with "Ethnic Hair" I gotta say the Shampoo smells great but it removes a lot of the natural oils in our hair
@@Hitomora yeah I don't use the shampoo, but the tooth paste is nice
@@linkueishogun6494 I liked the Morning Formula and I let my buddy use the night time formula and he said he loved it
To think when most of us were kids, we looked forward to Chris Berman, now we look for Chiseled Adonis for highlight commentary!!!! Legacy will forever live on!!!
Hahaha no shit!
💯
I’d like to hear him do the Monday night halftime.
Agreed and If i was Chiseled id take it as a huge compliment to be compared to the Great Swammie. GOATS of the highlight game.
He's our Stewart Scott
The spirit of Cody Parkey is still strong in the NFL
All the NFC kickers keep his essence stored in a bottle under their bathroom sinks.
Spirit? Didn't he miss one today against the 9ers? He's stinking up the place in person
CAIIIIIRO SAAANTOS!!! PYHBD
Yesss
Blair Walsh PYMFHBD
This week of Football was ALL over the place, glad to have these commentaries back! DOINK SEASON
No matter how many times I hear Arnold Schwarzenegger say "Go Charger's Go" it's still hilarious.😂
No chargers no 🤣🤣🤣
He’s about to have a FIELD DAY with missed kicks😂
For real 🤣
Man I miss the put your mfing head back down you goddammmmm bums
Shits crazy
DEFINITELY✅️💯🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
What Made Sunday Great
1.Football
2.A Chiseled Adonis Upload💯🐐
Khali Mack had 3 today ahhhh s#it hit the music !!!!😂
3. The Saints winning
4) the eagles winning
5) Dallas..that made me happy to see the cowboys fans upset
Purposely didn’t watch any football today just to make the first one of the season that much more special…. Kinda like on thanksgiving day you don’t eat all day till dinner at 3 pm usually right after the lions lose their thanksgiving game…… But we anit talking bout that right now!!!😂
Same
Then you're a CASUAL fan🤔
Clearly went over your head the point of that comment!!!! It’s because chiseled Adonis does great work and didn’t want spoilers……You big DUMMY
Y’all must be new here I got the reference brother it didn’t go unnoticed
@12:32 - That "buh-beh-buh-beh-beh-buh-beh-buh-beh-BUTTAFINGAZ!!" everytime there's a fumble has me DYIN!! 🤣🤣🤣
Another great commentary video! If we could have a reoccurring “Enough from the clown!“ AB moment, where we just get a clip of what he happens to be doing that week apart from playing football, that would be great! 😂😂😂
Get THIS COMMENT PINNED! AWESOME IDEAS LIKE THESE NEED PUT INTO REALITY!!!!
Adonis reads all the comments I’m confident he’ll see it
@@imhotepnixon fingers crossed cause that's a dam good idea
I about lost my voice when Minkah blocked that extra point. I had conceded defeat just minutes before that. Our defense played out of their god damned minds, they deserved that win in spite of our terrible offense.
Gruden....it's Grud-den! That was the most HILARIOUS Skit! Please bring it back next episode!
What is that from again lol?
9:04 the first Frank Constanza challenge of the year 😂😂 thank you Green Bay
Always looking forward to the Constanza challenges every year
“Return of the mack” is always the cherry on top for the commentary 🤣
Chissy caught himself in a GENJUTSU at 33:44
As a Giants fan, I should hate the "Vintage Eli Manning", but it's slowly becoming my favorite bit.
There were a lot of doinks this week… a certain CLOWN would be quite pleased 💀
Ngl. I was imagining what a Dr. Squatch ad would be with Chiseled earlier today. I am not disappointed. Well done sir. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
"Can't forget he got played.......by AB!!!"
🤣🤣🤣
15:08 had me dying and that game was a roller coaster of emotions HTTC🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
🔔🔔🔔🤣🤣🤣
The callback to the Gruden song had me in tears🤣
The creativity of the nicknames you give the players will never cease to entertain me 😂😂😂😂😂
My entire day has been made seeing this
Literally waited avoiding highlights just to watch you do your thang my boy. GGz way to open up the season!
That return of the mack bit sent me into orbit
There are four guarantees in life:
Death
Taxes
The Lions defense getting barbecued
Atlanta blowing a 4th quarter lead
This was the best overall NFL season week 1 opener Ive ever seen...What a Day...Thanks Chiseled for this commentary...Its a classic!
U got me going chisel, almost went ape shit when I didn’t hear any “return of the Mack”. He had an awesome day
I’m a new sub but PLEASE, keep pumping out these commentary vids during the football season! Absolutely hilarious…and surprisingly more informative than ESPN. Love your vids, Boss!!
He will keep uploading until the NFL attacks his channel and he has no choice but to upload on pornhub or his patreon
I was rooting for the Steelers to win, but on today’s episode of “Why the FUCK is that a rule in the NFL?” we have the fact that only the fumbler can advance the fumble inside 2 minutes.
Right because I didn't know that was a rule at all
The rule was made following the 1978 season when the Raiders intentionally fumbled to score and beat the chargers
I didn’t know it was a rule until today, but it makes some sense. Helps prevent players from “fumbling” the football to get around the rules that involve lateraling the ball.
13:39 is honestly the best part of the video😂😂😂
They said Joe was sitting in the locker room staring straight ahead in full gear for at least 45 minutes after that L. DO BETTER. 😂
He put up over 1000 yards on the ravens last year just because the coach said he wasn’t ready for a gold jacket. He’s literally a maniac like Tom Brady. I don’t think this was a great thing tbh
@@RobVollat oh no it definitely wasn’t other than he took time out to reflect on what could’ve been done better. But I do agree he’s showing major Brady syndrome
You never kno how much u miss sumthin until it’s gone !!! But now He’s back C.A wit the worlds greatest football commentary !!!!
"Sponsored by Leonardo DiCaprio's dating standards. If it's beyond 25, it's no good."
I'm typing from heaven because this had me dead.
33:27, "9-1-1, what's your emergency?" Me: Yes, I would like to report a fashion crime.🤣🤣🤣
Idk why but every time Arnold came on with the “Go Chargers!!! I lost it 😂😂
That here come DEEBO was epic 😂😂😂😂
Just discovered this channel and was laughing the whole way through this video 😂 earned a subscriber
Go back and watch his older videos
I didn’t watch any game except the Steelers because of this. We had the Black Air Force energy!
Gotta find some way to put Jeezy’s “Air Forces” in Steeler highlights now.
Been waiting months for this. These weekly recaps are literally a part of my football season 😂
With all the miss field goals and doinks I couldn't wait to see Chiseled Adonis commentary and edits to this, and didn't disappoint! That Leonardo comment had me dying! lol
Awesome reference with the Placebo song (one of my favorite songs by the way) for Taysom Hill and to follow it up with the WM 26 promo reference, keep up the great work!!!
I must say this is some of your best work! The commentary was on point while using classic slogans w new material, your best editing yet, and the break away fruden musical had me rolling
You get better every year with the commentary! Always a highlight of my day 👍
It’s back, the Sunday commentary’s really back! *single tear runs down my face* I’m so happy! FOOTBALL IS OFFICIALLY BACK BABY!!!
This reminded me of Boomer's old "WHOOP" recaps everyweek. This was dope. Go birds!
😂😂😂😂😂😂thank God football is back with Chiseled……the best!!!!😎
Man, I laughed so hard at the Dr Squatch "rubbing my chest like Gold Dust" comment!! Hilarious!!!!
It's so good to have these weekly football commentaries back. What a way to start the season too
24:00 you did both my childhood tv shows dirty 😂😂😂
“The Land is seasoned knee caps”.🤣🤣
Rubbing my chest like I was.....(deep breath & dramatic pause) Goldust🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The sound clip at 3:00 is golden
Legit been waiting all year for this shit 🙏🏾 GAAAAAAMMMEE HIGHLIGHT COMMENTARY. Music to my ears
I’ve been waiting all fucking off-season for these videos😂🙏🏼
28:21 was SOO sweet as a chargers fan especially because he's wearing a Raiders Khalil Mack Jersey hehehehe
I was so happy to be at the Saints game and watch the Falcons pull off another choke!
Y'all still ain't making the playoffs
Dudes commentary is part of my life at this point. Been like ten years
I just had the perfect Highlight Commentary experience. I got an ad right after Chiseled did the who's that Pokemon thing, and as soon as the add was over, it did the Squirtle reveal. Just like when I used to watch Pokemon.
Damn, you almost made Gruden spit out his Moonshine. Man's was just watching some football and got hit faster than a Chiseled Adonis video... RUclips, just let him bang bro!
Thanks Brother! These vids take a lot of work.
Good to see Hold My Nuggets Studios coming back for the new NFL season!!!!!
The day this man goes in nfl as a commentator is the day football becomes most watched sport
15:06 Paul Heyman,
"GORE"! "GORE"! "GORE"!
Most anticipated video in 7 months
Went to Atlanta game and did the "auuughhh" sfx all 4th quarter
Cowboys may lose to to Buccaneers tonight but best believe we going to the Super Bowl baby!! This is our year
I've missed these so much lol. Football is back!!!
Him cursing out kickers will never not be hilarious 😂😂😂 😆
HELL YES!now I truly can say football is back!
The doinks are gold and the new bleeps are great. Keep it up.
It’s been a long damn time but this recap is back let’s gooooooo
“That’s right, cry”
Even as a Saints fan that loves it when we beat the Falcons, that’s brutal 😂
Hell yeah I like the stuntin like my daddy after Asantes pick, definitely gotta keep that going! ⚡️🤙🏽
Dude this is the BEST SPORTS ANNOUNCING EVER!!!!!!!
@16:56 where a-a-Ron was sacked…. Greenbays left tackle and guard were blocking each other….
It's time for a little bit of "trickeryyy"!!🤣😂
THATS WHAT IT WAS !!!! The black AIRFORCE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was wondering how the Steelers won 😂😂😂😂😂
man its great to have football and these chiseld adonis highlights!
I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I did over that Gruden song 😂
8:14 DEEBO JUST MADE A MAN INTO A DWARF LMAO
just to lose
15:08 goddamn 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Squirtle ad with an actual ad. Nice touch there👌
We not gonna ignore that fact buddy got sent straight into the gulag 15:06
When Chiseled pulled out that 80s song reference running from God 🤯😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣. Bruh is toooooo funny. AND I listened to that song last week lol
The greatest youtube series of all time
Dude im 8:45 in and i cant watch anymore.. the go chargers go got me today brother
Remember when doinking never happened? Pepperidge Farm, remembers..
Dint watch any games. Waiting for the man! The legend
The gruden song will never get old 🤣🤣🤣
Man seeing the lions play more and more makes me hopeful for them to actually hit the playoffs again
I’ve been waiting 7 months for my fix! God I missed these commentaries
From 15:30-15:37, where did that come from? I actually like that.
Hell yeah it's this time of year football is back and chiseled Adonis commentary is back!!
Love this commentary segment, don't stop doing this my man
If it wasnt for you i wouldn't even watch football been stopped but ever since i found your page ive been back watching lol
Psalms 32:10
10 Many are the woes of the wicked, but the Lord's unfailing love surrounds the one who trusts in him.
That "Goh Chahrgahrs Goh' thing didn't get old at all.
Waited all year for this.... No seriously.
#HereWeGoooooooooo
28:19 I was waiting for a Raiders Fan to submit a video it was pure gold and made me laugh
When I saw the falcons crumpled Again. I just I couldn't wait to see Chiseled's commentary.