Wanting someone dead because of your own negligence is fine, but you say ONE BAD THING about The Acolyte, and you're just as bad as H*tler. FEEL ASHAMED!! 😤😤😤
Thank you to all the kind comments on this one. it was 5:00 in the morning my time and I just woke up before hopping on haha. wasn't sure if I was gunna go all in on the read but glad I did
You nailed it man. Hopefully you can collaborate with the EFAP crew more often. You guys work great together. Keep up the great work & keep busting Keem's balls.
I'm quite happy you enjoy this podcast so much and your appearance here has made me look at your vods more regularly. You're rather witty and really fun to listen to. I hope we'll see more of you in future EFAPs.
Kinda funny that xanderhal being such a goblin brought to light that brianna and Progressive Victory were sending streamers money Just shows how astroturfed and fake the internet is nowadays
has been for over a deccade. Gamergate 1 was just scratching the surface of the commonplace corruption. Obama won in part due to the astro turfed internet in 2008.
to be fair they only started doing that during the biden campaign and they only did it because of the success of streamers like Vaush, Destiny, and Hasanabi, which are communities these losers spawn from to begin with
I mean, that’s just politics in general, what. You just realized that some people get sent money to spread political agenda? It’s always been the case on all sides.
Abraham Lincoln was a famously even tempered individual who was known not to get mad at people. After his death when his desk was being cleared out his wife found a drawer full of angry letters to people who had slighted him. He wrote them and stuffed them in a drawer because he knew that words said anger couldn't be taken back. This is why we study history. When we don't, we're doomed to repeat it
I'm so sorry to hear that your trusted, indecipherable foreign Schroedingers family doctor told you that sleep apnoea is definitely maybe a form of cancer. Wishing you the best for the next 2 years!
It never ceases to amaze me how this kind of person will purity test so hard anyone who doesn't think like them and then have to be paid to take positions they deem objectively right and then privately write this kind of madness.
so Xanderhal has a person who handles his money somehow and he can't get in touch with said person any other way then fucking discord?? is he too stupid to make a phone call?
The virgin normie: stores his money in an account or portfolio with the help of a financial advisor The chad breadtuber: stores his money on Paypal and Steam with the help of someone on Discord
I thought Steam was where you purchased and downloaded games. Since when the hell were you able to store money there? I don't have a Steam account so maybe I'm just being dumb.
@@lorddreagus7253 Yes. Yes he did. He also said they were in a horrible cult yet was willing to move back in and I think never mentioned specifically the cult.
I once had a friend who said I should watch Xanderhal because I would apparently relate to him. Even as a Florida Man, I don’t think I’ll ever reach the level of stupid that is Xanderhal. Beavis and Butt-Head can never reach that level of stupid.
@@NineSun001 Dude I was (she had gone down a leftist/breadtube rabbit hole and was trying to imply that I was alt-right) but I held my tongue. After everything went to Hell, I wish I had been more openly furious for being compared to that psychotic idiot Xanderhal.
Nick coming out of nowhere with that hilarious narration voice floored me. For some reason it kept reminding me of that Daffy Duck fortnite coach "DO NOT HANG UP THIS CALL! DO NOT HANG UP THIS CALL!"
Worst part is that Cherry still seems to be on his side. Who knows why? Money? Clout? Or do they just really genuinely care about this dude for whatever reason? The unhinged guy who threatens to kill people, blames you for his own mistakes, and doesn’t even pay you for the work you do. In any case, I think we call that a power imbalance.
You know all those experiences you had in life since you were about six years old? All those negative learning experiences that tempered your personality and helped you mature into a reasonable and moral person? Some people, like Xanderhal, skip those experiences due to genuine spoilt privilege. it's actually terrifying when you think about it.
I mean he probably is receiving money from him too. Otherwise I can't explain why he is so willing to jump to try clean his image, after he (dev) was supposedly so invested in the original Gamergate and the things that Brianna did there. Hopefully he (dev) doesn't end up being backstabbed later.
@@adriansanmartin5773 the other explanation is that devs fetish is chicks with fleshsticks, he will do and say anything to protect them. Its likely a mix of both.
Was thinking the exact same thing. Didn't want to chime in whilst others were explaining that streamers/RUclipsrs were being bankrolled by PV to fill the internet with artificial expression of all the "correct opinions". Jeeze, I wonder why that might be... XD
Reminder that Xanderhals whole content revolves around his political views and he still doesnt understand how a bank works even in the personal day to day sense.
@@guerreiroazul3230 lmao i remember watching the stream where mamenco was thinking about calling his mom i think it was xander coping that his mother only gives him rent money and no weed money, but I could be wrong, i don't remember why ese he called her abusive
@@mrminecraftcubeable it was something like that and it was absolutely brilliant, the sheer entitlement to think that your parents not giving you weed money qualifies as abuse shows exactly who Xanderhal is.
@@guerreiroazul3230 My hypothesis is that he was mad his allowance couldn’t come from nothing, he had to do chores around the house and not sit around collecting money from his parents
The real justice is that these people have to spend every day of their life living as themselves, especially in later years when they finally learn a bit of self-reflection and realise the true horror of what they have always been. They might cause the rest of us humans some headaches from time to time, but at least we get to walk away and enjoy life away from them, whilst they can never escape their own presence.
2:31 This was the PayPal guy?! This guy is like the Bigfoot of lolcows: I’ve caught glimpses of him, but he was somehow still never visible enough to be identifiable.
@@mathewallen9813 Dev has been constantly proven to be a fence sitter and a tool. Besides his recent political positions, a lot of other things such as letting his mod harass Kirsche(a doc was provided as solid proof including her word) and his general protection of certain individuals and the condemnation of others (protecting Brianna Wu and and essentially victim blaming Pikamee during the Hogwarts Legacy fiasco), he's essentially become infamous in communities that once welcomed him with open arms. Between his lies, refusals to engage in reasonable debate anymore and opting to ban people from his channel, he's on his way to becoming a lolcow lite in real time. Many people still talk to Dev and let him on their shows because they either aren't aware or don't care enough to do anything but their chats and comments refuse to let it slide
@@Soulferno oh….oh that’s bad, I remember hearing about that shit from Kirsche but it didn’t click in my brain. Yeah, he’s a dickhead to put it lightly. Thanks for explaining that for me!
11:55 - mom is flying around the country, rescheduling flights and getting rental cars because her řęțåřďẽð son cannot fill out a single W-9, nor tell a DNC operator where to send payments, nor rent a car... Bud, Turo exists, i dont think you need anything for that, may be license, as I ordered a car in the 20min my plane was landing and switching cell towers every 4 minutes.
😂 All he needed to do is email some forms, maybe tell some people that there was a snafu with his paycheck, and call like 3 people. His mom, The job, and the guy selling the house to say he's straightening this out and assure his income....
I think i was doing some stuff around the house and had my phones when listening to this. Nick absolutely nailed this. I was laughing my ass off. This was brilliant.
I fell asleep during the Extra Credits coverage and woke up just in time for this part. It was about 7am in my time zone and I didn't want to wake up my husband, so i was quiet-giggling like a lunatic at these readings. If anyone had seen me they probably would've thought I was having a seizure. 🤣
Peeople like Xanderhal live in a world of random shapes, colours, and ego vs. ego politicking. They're like insects in human form, barely able to comprehend basics like object permanence. For Xanderhal, the word "abusive" has no meaning besides "one of the magical terms you label someone with in order to hurt them and/or get what you want."
I remember Xanderhal back when he was known as pig puncher ( I imagine he changed it because everyone can tell he’s never been in a fight in his life.) where he “ebically owned E;R” for his Steven universe video where he spent the whole time glazing Rebecca sugar, who drew porn of underaged characters.
@@Alexander_the_Greatest yeah Rebecca sugar, who was a writer and artist on adventure time and was the creator of Steven universe drew pornography of underage characters from Ed Edd n Eddy. Shit was graphic too.
@@Fauwkes I don't know if she's ever gotten any pushback for that, but yeah, that's public knowledge. I don't know if Xanderhal was aware of that art, but I know he considered loli to be p-d-ph-lia. Ironically, I learned that from a Vaush clip, which Vaush put out before he was outed for his loli p-rn and his anime b-astiality p-rn (Vaush also considers loli to be CP, mind you). On a separate note, there was that animator that not only got fired, but had their life destroyed by the Mighty Magiswords creator (Kyle A. Carrozza) for drawing shota p-rn as a form of art therapy. And Carrozza himself somewhat recently got charged for possession of CSEM (the real thing, not drawings). So once again, I have no idea how Rebecca Sugar got this far. Steven Universe and Mighty Magiswords are both Cartoon Network shows mind you. Steven Universe has long since been done, and the animation industry isn't doing great, but I'm pretty sure Rebecca Sugar isn't blacklisted or anything.
if it helps at all, Rebecca Sugar was like 16 herself when she drew this, AKA still a minor herself. not necessarily defending her drawing that shit tho
@@flynnferal5878 Huh. If so, I guess that's more understandable, but let's be real, this crowd only uses that defense when it's convenient. You think they'd have any problem cancelling someone for b-g-ted or edgy things they said as teens? Heck, not too long ago the news media tried to ruin a kid's life for doing "bl-ckf-ce", when in reality he was just wearing the colours of the sport team he was supporting. They even used side profiles to hide the differently coloured face paint on the other side of his face. I don't know much about Sugar as a person, but we all know about the purity spiral of progressives.
I don't know the guy who read the Xanderhal messages toward the end of the video, but he could be a decent voice actor. His reading of this weirdo's sperging was hilarious.
@@JohnW-sy1eo SFO started making multiple appearances with Wu in the last year, how's it baseless to speculate that Wu also threw money at him for favourable treatment when she's been proven to do that with other lefty creators?
Every time I feel down on myself, I'll come back to this video and feel better knowing that although I'm not perfect, I'll never be as bad and unhinged as XanderHal.
7:47 Typing "Call me/Answer NOW" will never work like shouting at their window. It's not as effective now matter how hard you are typing it! Also IRL sound also has a bit of haotix impact.... Especially if you are smacking the window or throwing stones at it. Deafolk may not hear you but they will feel the audio waves if you're loud/close enough!
@@nick_ashley The great thing about Dev is if something newsworthy happens and you want to know what the officially mandated government position is on that event, you can just go watch a Dev video. A lot of authentic streamers/RUclipsrs keep him close and hold fairly relaxed conversations/debates with him solely to follow the ancient wisdom "keep your enemies closer." Dev thinks he's some kind of expert "RUclipsr infiltrator', appearing reasonalbe whilst cautiously inserting seemingly innocent/organic government-mandated takes into other people's streams, in an attempt to muddy the waters, sway impressionable listeners, and just generally undermine "enemies of the left" without rousing suspicion. In reality, literally everyone knows he's a double-agent and exploits this fact for their own benefit, using him to discern what the latest "message" is. it's pretty hilarious, especially with the RUclipsrs who just openly call him out but still keep him around for the meme value.
@TheSlammurai Nic has actually read the rest of this in an earlier video/live stream of his. Ironically he toned it down towards the last part in his own stream, because he was afraid it would be taken down by youtube. But now we have him reading the whole thing.
Yes the meltdown is insane, but honestly how do you get bank information wrong? That's something any employee worth their salt should be double- and triple-checking.
Write in a single wrong digit for the account number? Better question is how he's capable enough that he manages her payments but can't handle anything to do with him getting paid.
10:00 In the Old Days, if you didn't witnessed that being shouted outdoors, no one would believe it actually happened Now we get people reacting to the paoer trail... *OR BODYCAM*
If Xanderhal is always on the verge of homelessness, why doesn't he get a fucking job? His streaming apparently doesn't pay well enough anyway. He can stream as a side hustle.
Reminder that Xanderhal called Shoe0nhead an anti-Semite, a conspiracy theorist and a Nazi for calling out Balenciaga's child sexualisation.
Remember that he called his mother abusive because she refused to buy him weed
Reminder that he called Wendigoon far right based on guilt by association.
remember that his girlfriend stole his money to buy crack and then cheated on him
Reminder that he looked up to Vaush.
What more need be said?
@@t.i.5528 An Internet Classic!
Remember, these are the people telling you you're evil for saying that star wars is bad
Wanting someone dead because of your own negligence is fine, but you say ONE BAD THING about The Acolyte, and you're just as bad as H*tler. FEEL ASHAMED!! 😤😤😤
more specifically, the Disney trilogy lmao
They have no concept of good and evil beyond what they were told to "think". Also saying Star Wars is bad is giving it too much credit anyways.
why is everything about consuming media with you guys what does star wars have to do with this lmao
@@mariabobia69 "Why is this media community always talking about media? Can't you keep talking about breadtubers forever like me?"
Remember that Xanderhal's girlfriend stole his money to buy crack
This dude loses money constantly on drugs and gambling or having it stolen
@@mrminecraftcubeable or it's stolen from his Steam wallet because he doesn't know what a bank is.
Listen he a big brain ok big brain
@@ArcherAT so big that he called Shoeonhead a n4zi for calling out Balenciaga for their p3do-esque photo shoot
@@ArcherAT that's why his IQ is below average
If you look in the top left, you can occassionally see that Mauler has titled the screenshots "Poor Lil Goblin" and that's just delightful.
That is pick fire as they say
Poor Lil Goblin Jnr
Top left?
thx for pointing that out lmao
@@Willie_Pete_Was_Here"Gonna cry?
Every time I read "Xanderhal", I think "Neanderthal" and I think that's fitting.
That’s insulting to Neanderthals
Nah, Neanderthals invented tools and exhibited complex social concepts
If anything he’s the aptly named Homo Erectus.
Xanderroot. Reminds me of New Vegas
eh, personally Xanderhal wouldn't make it in the paleolithicum, he'd just blame everyone else and then spiral hard as soon as someone talks back.
To Quote the great BigBunjee: "You couldn't read your tax-returns to figure out all your money had been spent on crack."
@@chaoticgoodcreations947 I think you are stupid.
-The jack the ripper of RUclips, Big Bunjee
Based
I want to see bunjeeee on efap so badly
lmao
First thing that came to mind when they mentioned the IQ test lol
Thank you to all the kind comments on this one. it was 5:00 in the morning my time and I just woke up before hopping on haha. wasn't sure if I was gunna go all in on the read but glad I did
You nailed it man. Hopefully you can collaborate with the EFAP crew more often. You guys work great together. Keep up the great work & keep busting Keem's balls.
Dude, that was fantastic 😂 you really sold the deranged lunatic vibe hahaha
I'm quite happy you enjoy this podcast so much and your appearance here has made me look at your vods more regularly. You're rather witty and really fun to listen to. I hope we'll see more of you in future EFAPs.
This was legendary.
You should get an oscar
Kinda funny that xanderhal being such a goblin brought to light that brianna and Progressive Victory were sending streamers money
Just shows how astroturfed and fake the internet is nowadays
has been for over a deccade. Gamergate 1 was just scratching the surface of the commonplace corruption. Obama won in part due to the astro turfed internet in 2008.
Dead Internet Theory
to be fair they only started doing that during the biden campaign and they only did it because of the success of streamers like Vaush, Destiny, and Hasanabi, which are communities these losers spawn from to begin with
It's not the internet that's astroturfed it breadtube
I mean, that’s just politics in general, what. You just realized that some people get sent money to spread political agenda? It’s always been the case on all sides.
Maybe it's better to eat the bread instead of the rich.
It would definitely taste better than these rotten weirdos up top.
[Kuru has entered the chat]
Breadlines intensifies
[Marie Antoinette has entered the chat]
I can dip my bread in the rich, at least.
Abraham Lincoln was a famously even tempered individual who was known not to get mad at people. After his death when his desk was being cleared out his wife found a drawer full of angry letters to people who had slighted him. He wrote them and stuffed them in a drawer because he knew that words said anger couldn't be taken back.
This is why we study history. When we don't, we're doomed to repeat it
You're why I still have hope for this world. Thank you.
As the saying goes cooler heads prevail
@@donmega5202 no u
He also had preachers arrested for failing to pray for him first thing every service, though.
One of the letters goes:
"To John Wilkes Booth (if that's even your real name)....."
nic reading xanderhal's messsages is the only thing that brings me joy in life
I'm so sorry to hear that your trusted, indecipherable foreign Schroedingers family doctor told you that sleep apnoea is definitely maybe a form of cancer.
Wishing you the best for the next 2 years!
@@GreenDinoRanger Just don't get your tipples twidded
It never ceases to amaze me how this kind of person will purity test so hard anyone who doesn't think like them and then have to be paid to take positions they deem objectively right and then privately write this kind of madness.
What about the kind of people that spend so much time talking about these people and profiting from them?
@@criticalcommenter they provide a good service
@@criticalcommenter 'muh bof sides!!!
@@criticalcommenter I make fun of these people all the time without making a dime. Because it aligns with my actual principles.
I love how mauler just casually drops that roast in the first line on the video😂
so Xanderhal has a person who handles his money somehow
and he can't get in touch with said person any other way then fucking discord??
is he too stupid to make a phone call?
This guy couldn't be bothered to buy his own weed, and needed his mother to buy it for him
Finding new and interesting ways to have your money disappear.
@@geneangrypenguin5876 like breaking his own PC within a week of buying it
Its 2024 sweetie, any professional streamer needs a dedicated discord fed to manage their finances
I think he is just to stupid.
Dont need the sentence to be longer. Once size fits all so to speak.
The virgin normie: stores his money in an account or portfolio with the help of a financial advisor
The chad breadtuber: stores his money on Paypal and Steam with the help of someone on Discord
I have never even thought about storing money on Steam instead. Isn't there are some sort of limit?
@@kregy7509 Plus I’m pretty sure you can’t use that money anywhere else…
@@kregy7509Is there? I genuinely don’t know. I’ve heard of people using gamestop the same way.
@@kregy7509 How does that even work? Can you pull money out of your steam wallet?
I thought Steam was where you purchased and downloaded games. Since when the hell were you able to store money there?
I don't have a Steam account so maybe I'm just being dumb.
Someone espousing socialism and communism turning out to be a horrific boss?
Must be a day that ends with y.
Nick coming in clutch with his latent voice acting talent lmao
That was perfect
I was reminded of Harlan Ellison's performance as AM in the "I have no mouth and I must scream" game.
Hey Wolf, please can we get nutsa's first experience of the opera, that shit was hilarious. I think it was sometime during the hitop dpaw vid
Xanderhal's angry rantings prove to me more and more that he was a spoiled child who didn't have to work for what he got as a kid.
That is literally everyone on breadtube
Hey, I was a spoiled kid who got what I wanted as a kid, and even I didn't turn out as pathetic as Xanny boy here.
Didn't he call his mom abusive because she wouldn't buy him weed?
@@lorddreagus7253 Yes. Yes he did. He also said they were in a horrible cult yet was willing to move back in and I think never mentioned specifically the cult.
> Dev joins in
> *Immediately* muted
I once had a friend who said I should watch Xanderhal because I would apparently relate to him.
Even as a Florida Man, I don’t think I’ll ever reach the level of stupid that is Xanderhal. Beavis and Butt-Head can never reach that level of stupid.
Well your friend is throwing heavy insults at you. If someone would tell me I could relate to xanderhal, I would be furious! FURIOUS!
@@NineSun001 Dude I was (she had gone down a leftist/breadtube rabbit hole and was trying to imply that I was alt-right) but I held my tongue. After everything went to Hell, I wish I had been more openly furious for being compared to that psychotic idiot Xanderhal.
This just shows you how all these "I hate capitalism streamers" truly are behind the scenes
It's already funny that they use the most capitalist platform to send their messages about "capitalism is bad" and gaining money from those platforms
Imagine going paycheck to paycheck when you've been streaming this long. Just get another job and stop pretending you've got any "it" factor
It also appears he's very bad/irresponsible with money. That boy is breadtube's DSP.
He could get a job and stream after job
why getting another job when you have been slumming so long with streaming
And somehow he thinks having an employee is a good idea
Xanderhal definitely has the lolcow gene.
Nick coming out of nowhere with that hilarious narration voice floored me.
For some reason it kept reminding me of that Daffy Duck fortnite coach "DO NOT HANG UP THIS CALL! DO NOT HANG UP THIS CALL!"
Worst part is that Cherry still seems to be on his side. Who knows why? Money? Clout? Or do they just really genuinely care about this dude for whatever reason? The unhinged guy who threatens to kill people, blames you for his own mistakes, and doesn’t even pay you for the work you do. In any case, I think we call that a power imbalance.
Turns out Nic had the best voice to read Xanderhal's unhinged meltdown.
Ah yes, a breadtuber worse than Vaush.
Meh... I wouldn't go that far. More pathetic, perhaps.
Xanderhal is incredibly stupid and he's smug and thinks he knows it all, but Vaush is just a down right horrible person.
@@t.i.5528 Vaush is like XanderHal Pro Max
Xanderhal is Vaush's MikeFromPA.
Xanderhal is a moron. Vaush is legit evil.
"Someone has to die for this"
when you sound like a saturday morning cartoon villain its time to go outside
You know all those experiences you had in life since you were about six years old? All those negative learning experiences that tempered your personality and helped you mature into a reasonable and moral person? Some people, like Xanderhal, skip those experiences due to genuine spoilt privilege. it's actually terrifying when you think about it.
@@casbyness way to many people are never told that they are no demigods
Resulting in psychotic narrcisism
I love how on Nick's channel he was hesitant when reading this, but he's on EFAP so he goes all out for it 😂😂😂
He likes to keep standards on his channel but knows there are none here
Nic and Voxis (Blessed Pipeman) need to have a Dramatic Read-Off
Dev being curiously silent on Xanderhal accidentally leaking that Brianna Wu's Progressive Victory pays streamers...
I mean he probably is receiving money from him too. Otherwise I can't explain why he is so willing to jump to try clean his image, after he (dev) was supposedly so invested in the original Gamergate and the things that Brianna did there. Hopefully he (dev) doesn't end up being backstabbed later.
@@adriansanmartin5773 the other explanation is that devs fetish is chicks with fleshsticks, he will do and say anything to protect them. Its likely a mix of both.
@@Wolf-zp5iw Probably.... but I was trying to give him more credit than that xD.
Probably busy looking for a way to say conservatives do it too...
The juiciest part of the story is when Aydin shows up in chat, says she wants PV investigated, then directly mentions Scrump.
You just know Dev’s being quiet because he doesn’t want to get obliterated for being the exact same as xanderhal
He was too busy arguing with people in the chat iirc.
Was thinking the exact same thing. Didn't want to chime in whilst others were explaining that streamers/RUclipsrs were being bankrolled by PV to fill the internet with artificial expression of all the "correct opinions". Jeeze, I wonder why that might be... XD
15:09 Nic’s dramatic reading here might be the funniest moment in the entire anniversary stream.
He should consider voice acting. Like legit he could be a great Joker.
Whenever Nick reads something on his streams it's an absolute goldmine
he sounds like a smiling friends character
10:59 Nicholas Deorio reading this massive, insane, edited DM in such an appropriate tone of voice was beautiful.
"STOP HER HEART" is excelent delivery, worthy of an oscar
This was gold. Nick’s unhinged voice is iconic.
Reminder that Xanderhals whole content revolves around his political views and he still doesnt understand how a bank works even in the personal day to day sense.
-Xanderhal said calmly
I was just watching the efap highlights about xanderhal rings of power take and low and behold this emerges. What a coincidence!
Lo
Wasn't there some controversy about how xander calls his mother abusive while also using her for a bunch of stuff ?
@@mrminecraftcubeable yup, I wish mamenco had called his mother so that we could get her side of the story
@@guerreiroazul3230 lmao i remember watching the stream where mamenco was thinking about calling his mom
i think it was xander coping that his mother only gives him rent money and no weed money, but I could be wrong, i don't remember why ese he called her abusive
@@mrminecraftcubeable it was something like that and it was absolutely brilliant, the sheer entitlement to think that your parents not giving you weed money qualifies as abuse shows exactly who Xanderhal is.
@@guerreiroazul3230 My hypothesis is that he was mad his allowance couldn’t come from nothing, he had to do chores around the house and not sit around collecting money from his parents
Nick getting y'all more into this was amazing
CHERRY
CHERRY
SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE CHERRY
CHERRY
CHERRY
PREPARATIONS FOR THE RITUAL ARE COMPLETE CHERRY
CHERRY
XENU MUST BE APPEASED CHERRY
CHERRY
CHERRY
BLOOD MUST BE SPILT FOR KHORNE CHERRY
IF I CANT GET KEFFELS SKULL ITLL BE YOURS CHERRY
*"Someone has to die for this"* sounds downright diabolical.
Cherry: "I'm afraid you will hurt me"
Xanderhal: "I'm not Keffals"
Also Xanderhal: "SOMEONE HAS TO DIE FOR THIS"
This whole episode in Xanderhal's life is a reminder that the cosmos does mete out justice on occasion.
The real justice is that these people have to spend every day of their life living as themselves, especially in later years when they finally learn a bit of self-reflection and realise the true horror of what they have always been. They might cause the rest of us humans some headaches from time to time, but at least we get to walk away and enjoy life away from them, whilst they can never escape their own presence.
2:31 This was the PayPal guy?! This guy is like the Bigfoot of lolcows: I’ve caught glimpses of him, but he was somehow still never visible enough to be identifiable.
The stark difference between how chat treats Aydin when she shows up versus Dev is a very underappreciated moment
How so? I don’t know what that’s all about
@@mathewallen9813 Dev has been constantly proven to be a fence sitter and a tool. Besides his recent political positions, a lot of other things such as letting his mod harass Kirsche(a doc was provided as solid proof including her word) and his general protection of certain individuals and the condemnation of others (protecting Brianna Wu and and essentially victim blaming Pikamee during the Hogwarts Legacy fiasco), he's essentially become infamous in communities that once welcomed him with open arms. Between his lies, refusals to engage in reasonable debate anymore and opting to ban people from his channel, he's on his way to becoming a lolcow lite in real time. Many people still talk to Dev and let him on their shows because they either aren't aware or don't care enough to do anything but their chats and comments refuse to let it slide
@@Soulferno oh….oh that’s bad, I remember hearing about that shit from Kirsche but it didn’t click in my brain. Yeah, he’s a dickhead to put it lightly.
Thanks for explaining that for me!
Cherry's responses show you what kind of person ends up with a friend like xanderhal: someone who's unwilling to call you a lunatic and cut ties
11:55 - mom is flying around the country, rescheduling flights and getting rental cars because her řęțåřďẽð son cannot fill out a single W-9, nor tell a DNC operator where to send payments, nor rent a car... Bud, Turo exists, i dont think you need anything for that, may be license, as I ordered a car in the 20min my plane was landing and switching cell towers every 4 minutes.
😂 All he needed to do is email some forms, maybe tell some people that there was a snafu with his paycheck, and call like 3 people. His mom, The job, and the guy selling the house to say he's straightening this out and assure his income....
Re•tar•di•to?
@@charmandyorton006RUclips Jannie’s don’t like the wetarded word
“Xanderhal is REALLY good at debating the voices in his head.”
-Bigbjnjeeeeee
“Emergecy fucke” - Knausgard
I think i was doing some stuff around the house and had my phones when listening to this. Nick absolutely nailed this. I was laughing my ass off. This was brilliant.
I fell asleep during the Extra Credits coverage and woke up just in time for this part. It was about 7am in my time zone and I didn't want to wake up my husband, so i was quiet-giggling like a lunatic at these readings. If anyone had seen me they probably would've thought I was having a seizure. 🤣
i'm crying listening to Nick's interpretation
The EFAP massives cracking up over the antics of deranged online weirdos is the only thing that gives me joy in life.
Nick and Metal reading this was absolutely fantastic.
In reference to his mother, I'm wondering if 'abusive' is code for 'someone who tried to teach me responsibility'.
Not even responsibility, probably just told him stop dating crack whores and smoking weed all day.
@@whiskeyhoundapparently, his ex leaked texts where he would complain that his mum wouldn’t buy him weed
Peeople like Xanderhal live in a world of random shapes, colours, and ego vs. ego politicking. They're like insects in human form, barely able to comprehend basics like object permanence. For Xanderhal, the word "abusive" has no meaning besides "one of the magical terms you label someone with in order to hurt them and/or get what you want."
Imagine giving Xanderhal $4000 to promote your political movement. Surely there were better options, did DSP not reply back in time?
ew, Dev
The only thing missing is a backing track of sad violins and quiet rain sounds
More like sad piano and thunderstorms
I remember Xanderhal back when he was known as pig puncher ( I imagine he changed it because everyone can tell he’s never been in a fight in his life.) where he “ebically owned E;R” for his Steven universe video where he spent the whole time glazing Rebecca sugar, who drew porn of underaged characters.
Sorry, she did what?
@@Alexander_the_Greatest yeah Rebecca sugar, who was a writer and artist on adventure time and was the creator of Steven universe drew pornography of underage characters from Ed Edd n Eddy. Shit was graphic too.
@@Fauwkes I don't know if she's ever gotten any pushback for that, but yeah, that's public knowledge. I don't know if Xanderhal was aware of that art, but I know he considered loli to be p-d-ph-lia. Ironically, I learned that from a Vaush clip, which Vaush put out before he was outed for his loli p-rn and his anime b-astiality p-rn (Vaush also considers loli to be CP, mind you). On a separate note, there was that animator that not only got fired, but had their life destroyed by the Mighty Magiswords creator (Kyle A. Carrozza) for drawing shota p-rn as a form of art therapy. And Carrozza himself somewhat recently got charged for possession of CSEM (the real thing, not drawings).
So once again, I have no idea how Rebecca Sugar got this far. Steven Universe and Mighty Magiswords are both Cartoon Network shows mind you. Steven Universe has long since been done, and the animation industry isn't doing great, but I'm pretty sure Rebecca Sugar isn't blacklisted or anything.
if it helps at all, Rebecca Sugar was like 16 herself when she drew this, AKA still a minor herself. not necessarily defending her drawing that shit tho
@@flynnferal5878 Huh. If so, I guess that's more understandable, but let's be real, this crowd only uses that defense when it's convenient. You think they'd have any problem cancelling someone for b-g-ted or edgy things they said as teens? Heck, not too long ago the news media tried to ruin a kid's life for doing "bl-ckf-ce", when in reality he was just wearing the colours of the sport team he was supporting. They even used side profiles to hide the differently coloured face paint on the other side of his face. I don't know much about Sugar as a person, but we all know about the purity spiral of progressives.
Remember everyone, it’s ok to mock breadtubers
It's morally righteous to mock these people
Nicks reading of xanderhal was perfect. W voice acting
Sometimes I question my own intelligence, but Xanderhal makes me feel smarter.
Nick killed it lmao
Nothing beats Deorio’s dramatic readings
TMR saying "Cherry" several times reminds me of pushing X to make your character shout a name
Can’t wait for the xanderhals ring of power season 2 reviews and the efap
Not since the Gotham High saga have I heard such good voice acting. 😂🤣
Bruce Wayne: *Random moaning noises*
No shade on the early readers, but the acting and passion of whoever was reading at the end was a step above, compelling even.
Peak voice-acting
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I don't know the guy who read the Xanderhal messages toward the end of the video, but he could be a decent voice actor. His reading of this weirdo's sperging was hilarious.
BigBunjeee is basically the prophet Nospheratu at this point.
Nospheratu eh
BigBunjeee is the only good commentary channel. He's the GOAT.
You mean Nostradamus? Nosferatu is a vampire..
*MASQUERADE VIOLATION*
Marc and Nicks' dramatic reading skills are powerful, future fight commentors, both of them 😂❤
DeOreo's read was immaculate lmfao
Hmm. Direct evidence that Wu is still a problem right in front of SFO's (who claimed otherwise) face.
Pretty reasonable speculation puts SFO on Wu's payroll. Similar with sitch and Adam. Sad state of affairs, really.
Did you just justify your baseless accusation by calling it "reasonable speculation"????
like why was dev even here?
like i didnt here him say a word im pretty sure?
@@JohnW-sy1eo SFO started making multiple appearances with Wu in the last year, how's it baseless to speculate that Wu also threw money at him for favourable treatment when she's been proven to do that with other lefty creators?
Can't wait for him to ignore it and had wave it away
Every time I feel down on myself, I'll come back to this video and feel better knowing that although I'm not perfect, I'll never be as bad and unhinged as XanderHal.
Nobody puts their time and effort into appearing virtuous or judging others because they're cool.
Corpo Brands?
XD
“Any man who must say, ‘I am the King,’ is no true king.”
10:31 this sounds like a rant from Dennis in It’s always sunny.
My favourite EFAP content is when the gang gets to do voice acting.
Goddamnit! There’s only 16 minutes of this?!! I need more!! 😂
That's sad. Your life must be dreadful
@@criticalcommenterimagine thinking this was a gotcha
@@kregy7509 Why? Who thought that?
Wolf ,where Is the pillar of garbage calling milo dumb vid.
Anyone know where the rags and mauler watching of xanders IQ test is? I'm dying to see it😅
Xanderhal is a great example of how an average IQ doesn't translate to average skill levels.
@@geneangrypenguin5876
I’m afraid I’m an example 😔
@@tanner201x8 If you know you are, you are already better off than Xanderhal lol.
@@geneangrypenguin5876oh no, xan is below average
Mauler said it's featured in his Quantumania video. That's only 6 hours long
7:47 Typing "Call me/Answer NOW" will never work like shouting at their window. It's not as effective now matter how hard you are typing it!
Also IRL sound also has a bit of haotix impact.... Especially if you are smacking the window or throwing stones at it. Deafolk may not hear you but they will feel the audio waves if you're loud/close enough!
Huh, I’ll be, Joffery Baratheons do exist.
Joffrey wasn't that unhinged despite being a product of incest. He was also 13 when he died while Xander is 25. Give the king some respect!
Please stop associating with dev, it won’t end well.
Why, what's his deal? Genuine question, idk him at all
@@nick_ashley The great thing about Dev is if something newsworthy happens and you want to know what the officially mandated government position is on that event, you can just go watch a Dev video. A lot of authentic streamers/RUclipsrs keep him close and hold fairly relaxed conversations/debates with him solely to follow the ancient wisdom "keep your enemies closer."
Dev thinks he's some kind of expert "RUclipsr infiltrator', appearing reasonalbe whilst cautiously inserting seemingly innocent/organic government-mandated takes into other people's streams, in an attempt to muddy the waters, sway impressionable listeners, and just generally undermine "enemies of the left" without rousing suspicion.
In reality, literally everyone knows he's a double-agent and exploits this fact for their own benefit, using him to discern what the latest "message" is. it's pretty hilarious, especially with the RUclipsrs who just openly call him out but still keep him around for the meme value.
Nic should have just read the whole fucking thing.
@TheSlammurai Nic has actually read the rest of this in an earlier video/live stream of his. Ironically he toned it down towards the last part in his own stream, because he was afraid it would be taken down by youtube. But now we have him reading the whole thing.
Yes the meltdown is insane, but honestly how do you get bank information wrong? That's something any employee worth their salt should be double- and triple-checking.
Write in a single wrong digit for the account number? Better question is how he's capable enough that he manages her payments but can't handle anything to do with him getting paid.
@@whiskeyhoundkeeps all his money in steam, which then got hacked
@@Fauwkes Is that after he kept it in Paypal and got it stolen by his ex-gf?
@@whiskeyhound before.
@@whiskeyhound around the same time.
I keep coming back here, it's so damn good.
This channel was a great idea.
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In the Old Days, if you didn't witnessed that being shouted outdoors, no one would believe it actually happened
Now we get people reacting to the paoer trail... *OR BODYCAM*
4:10 The start of the reading.
Xanderhal was always a weird one, breadtube has gotten moldy
Reminder that this mf thought Rings of Power S1 was gonna be 50 hours long
"Too busy". Bro streams like 3 days a week for 3 or 4 hrs per stream. He's barely putting in part time hours and this is his only source of income.
MR. ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED
Now there's a reference that takes me back.
Someone needs to to make a animation of this
Link when it happens!
XD
If Xanderhal is always on the verge of homelessness, why doesn't he get a fucking job? His streaming apparently doesn't pay well enough anyway. He can stream as a side hustle.
😂 Nicolas reading was priceless
Thanks for uploading this, Wolf 😊
This was where I tuned back in on Part 2, and I just about lost it listening to it.