Average Capitalism Fan VS. Average Communism Fan VS. Average Feudalism Enjoyer

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @wowmao
    @wowmao  2 года назад +8591

    how much ADHD do you need to enjoy any of these videos

  • @JustGeridan
    @JustGeridan 2 года назад +12419

    Capitalist and Communist architects: it's too expensive to make anything aesthetically pleasing so here's a bunch of concrete slabs and glass.
    Feudal architects: the Lord will bless this magnificent edifice even if it takes three generations to build!

    • @nesbistrampol
      @nesbistrampol 2 года назад +406

      except leftist architecture is built in weeks, cost cents for the people and housed the homeless for free, while capitalist architecture did that but opposite (based ( i love spending 1/3rd of my wage for something i dont own) (based))

    • @JustGeridan
      @JustGeridan 2 года назад +1043

      @@nesbistrampol Communist urban planning is much better than capitalist, but neither is particularly aesthetically pleasing

    • @michealfelps5777
      @michealfelps5777 2 года назад +583

      @@nesbistrampol when you don’t own your own house and farm. POG!!!

    • @lisavauhti7675
      @lisavauhti7675 2 года назад

      Oh you are not noble? Come on get back to your mud hut

    • @90skidcultist
      @90skidcultist 2 года назад +2

      Leftists are pretty Based!
      The so called “communist nations”, like the USSR, Cuba, the CCP, and others, have more in common with fascism than actual Leftist ideology. Some more than others…

  • @literallyvergil1686
    @literallyvergil1686 2 года назад +2809

    The most ironic and satirical thing in this video is assuming inflation is ever going down

    • @gooseintheshell1290
      @gooseintheshell1290 2 года назад +101

      Japan be kinda quirky that way

    • @chickensoldier9790
      @chickensoldier9790 2 года назад +318

      Capitalists be like: Negative inflation is bad... uuhh because uhhhhh.... well yeah it means prices go down but its bad because uuuhhhhh..... well those millionares funded by billionares said so!

    • @AdamGilbert5530
      @AdamGilbert5530 2 года назад +22

      Love how Vergil be making more sense than most politicians.

    • @Fox_Cord
      @Fox_Cord 2 года назад +39

      @@chickensoldier9790 2% inflation annually is the magic number, anything above or below that is detrimental to an economy. And deflation is actually way worse than moderate inflation. This is agreed upon by virtually every economist.

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 2 года назад +9

      BURY THE (inflation) DEEP WITHIN

  • @2f_2c
    @2f_2c 2 года назад +1042

    "the industrial revolution was mistake" - some guy who made bombs

    • @bb3xhrhj
      @bb3xhrhj 2 года назад +155

      Machine bad. Thx for coming to my Ted talk

    • @langskeppet9887
      @langskeppet9887 2 года назад +67

      He was right

    • @AbuBased731
      @AbuBased731 2 года назад +71

      The industrial society and it's future by Theodore J.kaczynski, introduction 1:
      _The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human Race_

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 2 года назад +67

      @@bb3xhrhj Gives "Ted" talk a whole new meaning

    • @Chowdzz8494
      @Chowdzz8494 2 года назад +70

      The French Revolution and its consequences

  • @JohnJohnDoeDoe
    @JohnJohnDoeDoe 2 года назад +5015

    Capitalists and communists: "NOOOO IT WASN'T REAL CAPITALISM/COMMUNISM!"
    Feudalists: " It was real feudalism... and it was glorious!"

    • @fatdave6266
      @fatdave6266 2 года назад

      "Communists" who say countries like the GDR or the Soviet Union weren't really socialist are just liberals larping as communists.

    • @deez69nutshuge
      @deez69nutshuge Год назад +1

      most people who do this thing of "Real Socialism/Communsim" are in the wrong lines and don't had read any book of Lenin, mostly they are in the Trotsky line tho, never trust someone who thinks Trotsky was right.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Год назад +184

      Thats why they are fans, and we are enjoyers.

    • @horacioelconserjeopina3956
      @horacioelconserjeopina3956 Год назад +11

      Bro, what is feudalism

    • @FM-dm8xj
      @FM-dm8xj Год назад +21

      when do capitlists say its not real capitalism?

  • @voidishprattles4319
    @voidishprattles4319 2 года назад +828

    "You work for a profit I work for the state we are not the same."
    Feudal lord: "boys boys you're both wrong. You work for me."

    • @TheSwedishHistorian
      @TheSwedishHistorian 2 года назад +18

      why work for a company or state when you can work for your feudal lord

    • @KevinJohnson-cv2no
      @KevinJohnson-cv2no Год назад +5

      Mega-Corporate CEO turned Pseudo-God, with his Kill-Sats pointed square at the feudal lands from space: Lol

    • @marchdarkenotp3346
      @marchdarkenotp3346 Год назад

      @@KevinJohnson-cv2no Yes, we know you love sucking Elon's dick

    • @krishnavijoy-xx8vx
      @krishnavijoy-xx8vx Год назад

      .

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille Год назад +11

      Feudal lords also worked for their peasants by risking their lives, and all of them worked for God.

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 2 года назад +5822

    Capitalist when 2/3rd of their population dies:
    NOOOO!
    Communist:
    NOOOOO!
    Fuedalists:
    It is God's will

    • @bigoof1105
      @bigoof1105 2 года назад +488

      There will always be enough peasants for the land.

    • @cruzaider5339
      @cruzaider5339 2 года назад +462

      @@bigoof1105 Feudal lords fighting over the village that's located 0.2 kilometers to nearest copper mine

    • @ilya1488krutoj
      @ilya1488krutoj 2 года назад

      A gigantic church providing nothing to the starving population ain't gonna build itself

    • @franckfontaine7744
      @franckfontaine7744 2 года назад +38

      Not all lives matters :x

    • @Halo-wp3zh
      @Halo-wp3zh 2 года назад +50

      Eh not always, people in the medieval ages actually blame the devil for the black death

  • @pp-wo1sd
    @pp-wo1sd 2 года назад +8210

    If capitalism and communism is so good , why did they last less than feudalism ?

    • @krichenboi
      @krichenboi 2 года назад +286

      Capitalism is still there bro

    • @herkuskalnietis1247
      @herkuskalnietis1247 2 года назад +1658

      @@krichenboi you don't know? 💀

    • @johnpears9558
      @johnpears9558 2 года назад +857

      @@herkuskalnietis1247 the gaslighting is crazy 💀

    • @sys3248
      @sys3248 2 года назад

      If Feudalism is so good why didn't it survive revolution 💀

    • @theeyeballthatcameoutofthe5268
      @theeyeballthatcameoutofthe5268 2 года назад +510

      @@krichenboi he frogo 🥺☠💀

  • @LevMyshkinPrince
    @LevMyshkinPrince 2 года назад +1181

    When I am talking to the communists I tell that I am a socialist, because I hate the proffit-based economy. When I am talking to libertarians I tell them that property is sacred, because revolution is stealing the kingdom from its owner. When I am talking to conservatives I am telling that I support the traditional values.
    But how can they know that I was talking about absolute monarchy and neofeudalism?

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 Год назад +1

      Shut up counterrevolutionary dictator!

    • @mike_moya
      @mike_moya Год назад +58

      It is so hard to tell where the jokes end on this video lol. Especially this comment

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Год назад +163

      @@mike_moya None of it is jokes. Now cope.

    • @orangeousity9495
      @orangeousity9495 Год назад +23

      Anarcho-Primitivism slams

    • @Dr-Jesus
      @Dr-Jesus Год назад +35

      @@mike_moya They don't end, these ironic videos unfortunately attract all the wrong kinds of people

  • @plummye005
    @plummye005 2 года назад +15688

    True feudalism has never been tried

    • @HeloIV
      @HeloIV 2 года назад +2576

      It has been tried, and it was glorious

    • @nukesomething5518
      @nukesomething5518 2 года назад +687

      absolutism fucked everything unironically if the kings still had to intermarry with the dukes and counts to keep peace you would never get the Hapsburg chin

    • @barmybarmecide5390
      @barmybarmecide5390 2 года назад +735

      @@nukesomething5518 pov you want to move to a different part of the country or start a business or change your life in any meaningful way but the local lord porked a princess and forbade people from going to school so you can't

    • @elemperadordemexico
      @elemperadordemexico 2 года назад +191

      @@barmybarmecide5390 based

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 года назад +32

      Well it depends on what your definition of feudalism is.

  • @Finnboy-ml5jv
    @Finnboy-ml5jv 2 года назад +2346

    Holy crap this is so based. You are acutely aware of the political landscape of modern internet wow_mao.

    • @mogscugg2639
      @mogscugg2639 2 года назад +23

      tankies are so odious that they drove me to start watching vaush
      he's fine on politics but he said pizza is bad💀

    • @Finnboy-ml5jv
      @Finnboy-ml5jv 2 года назад +11

      @@mogscugg2639 Vaush haters are his biggest advertisers.

    • @mogscugg2639
      @mogscugg2639 2 года назад +1

      @@Finnboy-ml5jv the vaush hater calls him a cia shill on twitter
      The vaush fan deepfakes him into To Catch a Predator and has Chris Hansen call him ugly

    • @descendantofartorias2067
      @descendantofartorias2067 2 года назад +8

      @@mogscugg2639 all his media takes are cringe though.

    • @WarningBFG-isHiring
      @WarningBFG-isHiring 2 года назад +56

      @@descendantofartorias2067 All his takes in general are cringe.

  • @thenarstar
    @thenarstar 2 года назад +4831

    Born too late to live in the Feudal era of the 14th Century
    Born too early to live in the Feudal era of the 24th Century
    Born in the right time to see genderbent Soviet leaders

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 2 года назад

      your actions have been noted by the state. please be aware that public masturbation in the presence of party officals is punishable by capital offense. now please take your copy of 1984 and burn it

    • @sfecgtt6084
      @sfecgtt6084 2 года назад +70

      @Cornn Flaek Vladimir Lenin

    • @thenarstar
      @thenarstar 2 года назад +55

      @Cornn Flaek Lenin
      (Gorbachov best Girl btw. Totally wouldn't mind your room if it was full of Pizza Hut boxes)

    • @cerdic6305
      @cerdic6305 2 года назад +102

      @@jakobinobles3263 corporate feudalism is old news, you never heard of the East India Company?

    • @sirpixel7945
      @sirpixel7945 2 года назад

      Feudalism in 24th century? Holy shit! A New Sun Will Rise is based on a true story!11!!1!!11

  • @kevinaustin51
    @kevinaustin51 2 года назад +2315

    It’s kinda sad that feudal architecture totally and completely outshines modern architecture. Like we really fell off.

    • @binguser344
      @binguser344 2 года назад +125

      Yeah dude let's just increase taxes by 200%! that's pretty and all but most people lived in poorly built shacks

    • @hellenicboi14
      @hellenicboi14 2 года назад +1

      @@binguser344 Those unwashed people living in dirt shacks unironically had a more fulfilling and joyful life than 90% of modern Westerners.

    • @tdvwest9514
      @tdvwest9514 2 года назад +457

      @@binguser344 So just like today

    • @binguser344
      @binguser344 2 года назад +31

      @@tdvwest9514 today in America taxpaying citizens do not pay for any places of worship for any religions, and while tax dollars do go to public infrastructure like roads three is now a separation of church and state. An economic gap certainly does exist today and it is really bad but the average persons way of life was far worse.

    • @tdvwest9514
      @tdvwest9514 2 года назад +256

      @@binguser344 taxes went to public infrastructure even back in the day. As of today there is a great collapse in infrastructure and roads due to lack of care from the government. It takes ages for them to fix a pothole and even then they outsource road management to private companies anyway. Most of our taxes don't go to roads but instead the military, election campaigns, foreign policy and social programs that some people didn't even vote for.
      While the average person life back then was worse then ours the big irony is that many of them actually could afford living spaces and decent homes due to them not being as resource intensive as they are today or because the housing market is so irreparable fucked. People these days can't even afford a one bedroom apartment.
      It usually depends on where you looked but there are many societies in modern times that actually live worse then the feudal period.

  • @fishingislife9554
    @fishingislife9554 2 года назад +2117

    Capitalist/communist leaders in war: sits in office somewhere safe
    Chad feudalism leaders: leads army from the front, fights side by side,doesn’t give a shit about dying

    • @bledige9107
      @bledige9107 2 года назад +178

      based

    • @DeskJet1
      @DeskJet1 2 года назад +29

      Where was Charles VI at during the Battle of Agincourt?

    • @fishingislife9554
      @fishingislife9554 2 года назад +283

      @@DeskJet1 Charles was tripping balls at the time, but the duke of albret was there and was killed in battle

    • @francoiscamy5066
      @francoiscamy5066 2 года назад +21

      And let's his kingdom in chaos when taken and need a lot of money to be free.
      That's why the more we advance in time, the less they go in the battlefield.
      Louis XIV of France or Peter the Great of Russia never participate in a battle ; yet, you cannot tell they were weak.

    • @elseggs6504
      @elseggs6504 2 года назад +150

      @@francoiscamy5066 But the King of Sweden at the time did and he did fucking carry them through the Great Northern War

  • @sharonrizzi14
    @sharonrizzi14 2 года назад +8247

    Imagine a Catholic-born person who lives on a mountain in the desert, is a feudalist and enjoys drinking 😳

  • @nicohutzganu6634
    @nicohutzganu6634 2 года назад +1118

    "How conservative are you?"
    "Well have you heard of feudalism?"

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 года назад +224

      American politics b like:
      Orange man bad, vote liberal
      Sleepy Man bad, vote conservative
      Meenwhile conservatives in Europe and Snywhere else

    • @ilya1488krutoj
      @ilya1488krutoj 2 года назад +290

      -How conservative are you?
      -ooh ah ah ah ooh uh oh OOOOH **bashes the person's face with a big branch**

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 года назад

      @@ilya1488krutoj turning back to monkee failed. Proof? See monkey pox,

    • @literallyvergil1686
      @literallyvergil1686 2 года назад +67

      @@ilya1488krutoj literally me

    • @DarthVader999-0
      @DarthVader999-0 2 года назад +19

      @@deutschermichel5807 Ah yes….
      _Snywhere else_

  • @anthonyparenti1928
    @anthonyparenti1928 2 года назад +1158

    A king may sometimes be bought, but a democracy is always for sale.

    • @dawudsandstorm7852
      @dawudsandstorm7852 Год назад +84

      Most based comment.

    • @niccolorichter1488
      @niccolorichter1488 Год назад +9

      King deasnt need being bought to be biased

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl Год назад

      Democratically-elected politicians CANNOT be bought! They are available for rent at very reasonable rates.

    • @TheMaster4534
      @TheMaster4534 Год назад

      Guess who runs the democratic system. There's a reaspn merchants are the lowest rung in feudalism

    • @turtlefungusismywaifu
      @turtlefungusismywaifu Год назад +21

      Based……. so f*cking zased…………

  • @RJ-ll6gl
    @RJ-ll6gl 2 года назад +870

    1:35 song?
    Nevermind got it

  • @viktorcoudere3615
    @viktorcoudere3615 2 года назад +429

    Average stone age economics appreciator:

    • @bazirancovek
      @bazirancovek 2 года назад

      Basucally communism

    • @pao5567
      @pao5567 2 года назад +50

      Ooga booga

    • @Solotocius
      @Solotocius 2 года назад +95

      I LOVE BARTERING!!! I LOVE CRUDELY TRADING THINGS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE SAME VALUE AS WHAT I'M RECIEVING IN ADVANCE!!!!

    • @pao5567
      @pao5567 2 года назад +26

      @@Solotocius forget that, I love farming with sticks and building my own log hut

    • @pointlessrandom7619
      @pointlessrandom7619 2 года назад +1

      i give you sea shells for cow

  • @Assault_Butter_Knife
    @Assault_Butter_Knife 2 года назад +1810

    Architecture under capitalism: glass and steel rectangles
    Architecture under communism: crumbling concrete boxes
    Architecture under feudalism: Beautiful Hamlets, castles, manors, gothic churches etc

    • @sams7068
      @sams7068 2 года назад +78

      For most of so-called “feudalism” Europe was something of a backwater. Byzantine empire (I.e. literally the Roman Empire in the medieval era) is far more based sorry to say

    • @claudiotavares9580
      @claudiotavares9580 2 года назад +72

      For the rich and aristocrats.

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 2 года назад +33

      @@sams7068 you're saying that as if Byzantium had a social structure that was much different (it wasn't )

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl 2 года назад +104

      @@sams7068
      Europe went from being a backwater to being in a position to literally conquer the world from 400 A.D. to 1500 A.D. The Byzantines started wealthy, the Europeans made their wealth

    • @asianparentsarecoldhearted6510
      @asianparentsarecoldhearted6510 2 года назад +75

      @@claudiotavares9580 Architecture under feudalism also create beautiful Church, Cathedrale for everyone

  • @mycatlarry
    @mycatlarry Год назад +241

    As a medieval peasant born in the year 979, I can confirm that feudalism was my favorite political system

    • @farthing751
      @farthing751 Год назад +2

      this is an underrated comment

    • @aromanlegionnair5096
      @aromanlegionnair5096 Год назад +10

      How are the Vikings invasion going? Heard its quiet chaotic

    • @farthing751
      @farthing751 Год назад

      @aromanlegionnair5096 not good , I came home and found my wife in bed with 3 of them- then they called me a "hanrei" in Norwegian

    • @fiddlesticks7245
      @fiddlesticks7245 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@aromanlegionnair5096that shit was basically over by the 970s

    • @MeatUndPotatoes
      @MeatUndPotatoes 10 месяцев назад +2

      Think about it, we lived on land maintained by somebody else, what's a mortgage? don't know, don't care, there were feasts every month, only 150 work days, and life was chill. Drink with thy friends, plow thy lord's land, plow thy wife, and repeat. What a wonderful life it must have been. Pay taxes? oh hi ma'lord, here is a share of my crops, thank you for housing me on your land and providing protection for me and my family. Hail to the king, baby.

  • @mjr_schneider
    @mjr_schneider 2 года назад +3225

    Incoming capitalists finna be like "B-but why would I want to be the vassal of a lord when I can enjoy my McNuggets™ while watching Avengers™ #17 on my Lenovo™ Legion 5 Gen 7 AMD (15”) alone in my one room apartment?" 🤡

    • @bullshitdepartment
      @bullshitdepartment 2 года назад +242

      hey, thats a good laptop

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 2 года назад

      Why would I serve a divinely appointed and benevolent king who promises peace and prosperity for his subjects when I can cum to anime girls at 3 AM?

    • @Web720
      @Web720 2 года назад

      Communist too, too many overlap of Disney films.

    • @cabbose12
      @cabbose12 2 года назад +1

      Funniest part is the people that consume that much product are commies

    • @rollingball9536
      @rollingball9536 2 года назад +185

      Dude I have that exact model, I feel attacked

  • @Jequetepeq
    @Jequetepeq 2 года назад +846

    My favorite part was when wow_mao said "it's wow_mao time" and started wow_maoing all over the place

    • @ilosada2933
      @ilosada2933 2 года назад +85

      Wait, he said that? Quick run!!! Last time he Maoed all over China 70 million Chinese died!!!

    • @logc1921
      @logc1921 2 года назад

      @@ilosada2933 wow_mao deez nuts, 70 million chinese didnt die due to a famine, also can you please get into my van? I can drop you off to your destination

    • @srafnos2073
      @srafnos2073 2 года назад +19

      I bet if he monetized his videos he could make more than wow_maoillion dollars

    • @mthecatholic1481
      @mthecatholic1481 Год назад

      Please can you tell me which song is 1:36

    • @Jequetepeq
      @Jequetepeq Год назад

      @@mthecatholic1481 nah

  • @fusionreactor7179
    @fusionreactor7179 2 года назад +777

    Imagine having an ideology when you can fight for GOD AND KING

    • @abnerdoon4902
      @abnerdoon4902 2 года назад +69

      You talking about Caliphate enjoyers or the Japanese militarists?

    • @thespiritofhoxhawell4413
      @thespiritofhoxhawell4413 2 года назад +5

      Schizo chat wtf

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 2 года назад +53

      warhammer 40k when they realize that dying in hand to hand combat isn't actually fun or patriotic but a brutal way to die

    • @AMR_k400
      @AMR_k400 2 года назад +41

      @soviet union
      Worse than the trenchs?
      I highly doubt.

    • @ikengaspirit3063
      @ikengaspirit3063 2 года назад +30

      @@sovietunion7643 Still better than trenches.

  • @topfactlord5448
    @topfactlord5448 Год назад +86

    As a Brit, I truly cannot imagine the cringe of having to elect a head of state rather than having them ordained by God.

    • @James.E41
      @James.E41 Год назад +10

      As a citizen of the British Commonwealth, same. 🇦🇺🇬🇧

    • @nataliekhanyola5669
      @nataliekhanyola5669 10 месяцев назад

      You think chucky 2nd, the inbred adulterer who married his horse looking mistress is ordained by God??🤣🤣😂😂

    • @JackMeoff46
      @JackMeoff46 8 месяцев назад

      The King of Spain was ordained by God. Your ugly inbred protestant king was not

    • @Valdileii
      @Valdileii 7 месяцев назад

      Well you have Charles III

    • @renatopereira2315
      @renatopereira2315 6 месяцев назад

      Yep can confirm, the Lord came down and ordained every single of them!

  • @biharek7595
    @biharek7595 2 года назад +2987

    As a capitalist landlord pretending to be a communist to my -slaves- workers, I approve the message that this video sends.

    • @thomasnicholls6584
      @thomasnicholls6584 2 года назад +240

      Ah a fellow Hasan fan

    • @GenUrobutcher
      @GenUrobutcher 2 года назад +267

      As a capitalist small business owner pretending to be socialist to sell more shit to the commune, this goes hard.

    • @unknownhandyman6821
      @unknownhandyman6821 2 года назад +46

      All hail comrade (insert your favorite "communist" dictator)

    • @yui-anarcomunist
      @yui-anarcomunist 2 года назад +29

      As Anarcho capitalism moe girl student I can relate that
      (Sorry for my English)

    • @biharek7595
      @biharek7595 2 года назад +11

      @@unknownhandyman6821 All hail comrade Pol Pot!

  • @digenisakritas8195
    @digenisakritas8195 2 года назад +790

    the virgin capitalist: drinking soy
    the virgin communist: drinking nothing
    THE CHAD FEUDALIST: 💪🏻🍺💪🏻

    • @baph0met
      @baph0met 2 года назад

      Not tryna be weird but capitalism effectively through competition lead to the creation of the best beer in all of existance. Checmate feudaltard

    • @digenisakritas8195
      @digenisakritas8195 2 года назад +60

      @@baph0met found the consoomer. Feudalism led to the founding of monasteries throughout Europe, where they brewed and still brew the best beers. Steeped in tradition, it's miles ahead of anything overly commercialised. You should try it.

    • @gelette80
      @gelette80 2 года назад +4

      LOL best comment here

    • @alexanderjuarez1713
      @alexanderjuarez1713 2 года назад

      Feudalists = thrash metal fans

    • @stateofflorida5082
      @stateofflorida5082 2 года назад +18

      the chad feudalist: drinking themself to death

  • @josephnugent3065
    @josephnugent3065 2 года назад +1223

    This is the first time anyone has ever validated my political and economic opinions. Thank you Wow Mao.

    • @unknownhandyman6821
      @unknownhandyman6821 2 года назад +30

      Hold up...

    • @Dr-Jesus
      @Dr-Jesus 2 года назад

      Mf actually agrees with the ironic braindead takes

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 2 года назад

      Mf played too much Crusader Kings and is an unironic feudalist

    • @mint8648
      @mint8648 2 года назад +45

      Same

    • @josephnugent3065
      @josephnugent3065 2 года назад +115

      @@mint8648 we are the brave, the based, and the few.

  • @mangeurdeshrex5079
    @mangeurdeshrex5079 2 года назад +306

    It's a truelly a doomer experience to see capitalist and communist architecture, both were truelly meant to just consider man as a tool.

    • @leonl9123
      @leonl9123 2 года назад

      @@communist754 Sad that 90% of architecture people in communist societies were exposed on a daily basis was mass produced cheap crap.

    • @noshot30
      @noshot30 2 года назад +41

      @@communist754 not true but ok 💀

    • @hochigaming14yearsago90
      @hochigaming14yearsago90 2 года назад

      @@noshot30 how nigga

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 2 года назад +3

      Wrong. Communism was, capitalism is just in the process of being co opted for that purpose

    • @reactiondavant-garde3391
      @reactiondavant-garde3391 Год назад

      @@cameronspence4977 Capitalism or more precisly our current economical system is considere us pure economical unit. I doN't like Marx but at least he wanted some lvel humanity to return to the workers, capitalist are doubling down on dehumanisation. In our present day we are "Human Resources" and nothing else, a cog in the machine.
      But it was the best in the middle ages. We are all considered to created in imige of God, not economical units, not tools for a revolution, but the World Ultimate Creatore most cherished creations.

  • @ISMAILTRO
    @ISMAILTRO 2 года назад +179

    1:24 dude pinged everyone in the server to ask them for a peter griffin moaning sound for this

  • @niono1587
    @niono1587 2 года назад +194

    I especially agree with the architectures bits, we've lost all sense of style and fashion and replaced everything with grey concrete buildings set in grids and plain black suits are considered fancy for men to wear. Bother it!

    • @kasperjepsen2917
      @kasperjepsen2917 2 года назад +33

      I agree. I think architecture and beauty in our daily lives plays a much larger role in our happiness than we think.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Год назад +15

      For real, there is way to less talk about how clothing has fell off hard

    • @kounding
      @kounding Год назад +8

      Dude Gothic and Victorian architecture is just a automatic w

    • @KageMinowara
      @KageMinowara 11 месяцев назад +2

      There's this idea in recent fiction about the medieval era that everyone wore dull coloured clothes (brown, grey, black), but it was exactly the opposite. Everyone loved bright colours and wore them as often as they could.

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@koundingnah

  • @JoeSmith-sl9bq
    @JoeSmith-sl9bq 2 года назад +304

    Capitalists- noooo the illusion that our pieces of paper have value is dissipating noooo inflation noooo
    Communist- Noooo we are just a less efficient form of capitalism we have all the problems but none of the good nooooo
    Feudalist- Spring came early and most of the lambs survived, truly the Lord is good

    • @hochigaming14yearsago90
      @hochigaming14yearsago90 2 года назад +27

      Real

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 8 месяцев назад +7

      Say you don't know what communism is without saying you don't know what communism is

    • @idkman2729
      @idkman2729 8 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@O2F2Me when i get sent to the coal mines of Siberia :

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 8 месяцев назад

      @@idkman2729 That's not communism lol. The ussr was an autocratic dictatorship. And even then, most of the USSR had it better with the Soviets than they did with the tsars (your incredible feudalism). Look up the surveys, many in former Soviet countries want it back, because their country was destroyed by the collapse and subsequent figurative and/or literal capitalist invasion.

    • @thatdude9091
      @thatdude9091 8 месяцев назад +7

      No idea how you think that could be a valid point when both are so diametrically opposed. Like really? How can it have all the downsides when they’re so different? How can it just be the same but less efficient? Could a totally different system come with absolutely no advantages of it own?
      I get some people viewing their opposing one as worse, but this is just not even knowing what it is you hate

  • @uberfeel
    @uberfeel 2 года назад +186

    Tfw a farmer in the middle ages was more happy in their life than your current PhD/Masters degree owning twitter intellectuals.

    • @ivancar555
      @ivancar555 2 года назад +12

      Yeah when you let your master and god do the thinking for you, ignorance is bliss.

    • @uberfeel
      @uberfeel 2 года назад +99

      @@ivancar555 Still less ignorant than modern political twitter intellectuals.

    • @AureliusLaurentius1099
      @AureliusLaurentius1099 2 года назад +27

      @@ivancar555
      You can do thinking by joining the Church or being sponsored by your lord

    • @ivancar555
      @ivancar555 2 года назад +3

      @@uberfeel Very true, but twitter trash does not comprise the majority of humanity.

    • @ivancar555
      @ivancar555 2 года назад +5

      @@AureliusLaurentius1099 Yeah as long as it's not wrongthink and only serves the sponsor's agenda, sort of like social media today.

  • @itsZach05
    @itsZach05 2 года назад +514

    He has blessed us with the knowledge we must enact upon it

    • @viktorcoudere3615
      @viktorcoudere3615 2 года назад +29

      *R E S T O R E F E U D A L I S M*

    • @nerp__
      @nerp__ 2 года назад +2

      that’s not how the word enact is used

    • @itsZach05
      @itsZach05 2 года назад +1

      @@nerp__ I don't fucking 💅

  • @eetuthescrub1206
    @eetuthescrub1206 2 года назад +261

    Okay wow finally it is time to end my teenage ideology switching since im not a teen anymore. Yup unironic feudalist, thanks wow_mao for shaping my life and the lives of future generations

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 года назад +26

      Deus tuum orare vult

    • @lazerizer6895
      @lazerizer6895 2 года назад +3

      Reject feudalism. Embrace Communization Theory.

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 2 года назад +18

      you are not immune to propaganda

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 2 года назад

      @@deutschermichel5807 you are not immune to propaganda

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 2 года назад +17

      @@lazerizer6895 you are not immune to propaganda

  • @hsseharuku1740
    @hsseharuku1740 2 года назад +54

    FUN FACT: Chinese Tankies are called Wumao, intended pun just like this channel name

  • @christopherstein2024
    @christopherstein2024 2 года назад +90

    "Imagine electing your leader instead of having him ordained by god."
    Holy Roman empire: 🤔

    • @albertsuseintsus7355
      @albertsuseintsus7355 2 года назад +4

      war and civil war

    • @Rachjumper
      @Rachjumper 2 года назад +1

      As Long as the ruler was always from the same country then i guess it would count as based feudalism

    • @mint8648
      @mint8648 Год назад +1

      Poland-Lithuania:

  • @guacamolepenls2205
    @guacamolepenls2205 2 года назад +968

    I miss the good old days when dick measuring contests between the ruling class consists of libraries, parks and others instead of trying to see who can "invent" a way to bring humanity to a desolate desert rock unfit for life.

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 года назад +198

      Today's conflicts:
      Hey, Joe Biden, pls don't nuke each other, just let the russians and the ukrainians finish thrmselves off.
      -Winnie the p.
      Medieval war:
      Greetings, brother! Wouldn't it be kinda cringe to let innovent peaps or even our precious knights die? Just duel me, here infront of everyone,
      lmao

    • @juliandezeeuw4404
      @juliandezeeuw4404 2 года назад +118

      @@deutschermichel5807 Back in the days they just has contests to see who could build the coolest and tallest towers.

    • @helast3916
      @helast3916 2 года назад +16

      Tbh reaching that rock is more a contest of which country has the best technology

    • @Dr-Jesus
      @Dr-Jesus 2 года назад +31

      Ah feudal monarchs, known for investing in public works and literacy

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 2 года назад

      Granted, the Age of Exploration was basically a dick-measuring contest

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 2 года назад +103

    Political shitposting is an artform.

    • @kinorad13
      @kinorad13 2 года назад +8

      no its not

    • @afdalridwan3813
      @afdalridwan3813 2 года назад

      @@kinorad13 Keroo antionio pfp??
      👁️👄👁️

    • @sbiner5480
      @sbiner5480 2 года назад +6

      Enjoyed by many, perfected by few.

  • @yee9167
    @yee9167 2 года назад +52

    1:05 I love how Bourgeoseweisie is misspelled.

  • @bigbrownhouse6999
    @bigbrownhouse6999 2 года назад +233

    Virgin post enlightenment philosophers: “Ummm idk i mean you never really know stuff but like whatever’s true 4 u lol.”
    Chad medieval philosophers: “We will subject our emotions to reason, and our reason to divine revelation, and see the truth of all things in a single act of knowing as we participate in the knowledge of God himself, that we may truly lay hold of the good, the true, and the beautiful.”

    • @captainch6182
      @captainch6182 2 года назад +21

      Unironically based. Thomism 4 the win

    • @bigbrownhouse6999
      @bigbrownhouse6999 2 года назад +8

      @@captainch6182 I was joking. I love medieval philosophy, but resonate more with British empiricism, and Kant to a lesser extent. I think that especially David Hume presents some pretty difficult problems for Thomists.

    • @meh8817
      @meh8817 2 года назад +8

      I was about to say how enlightenment era philosophy was 100% better, but then I looked into the comments. Granted enlightenment era philosophy generally explored more ideas, systems, and topics and had a more educated look on world and all of that, mostly because of the changing nature of western society at the time, that said medieval philosophy isn't that bad.

    • @MysticKoolAidMan
      @MysticKoolAidMan 2 года назад +13

      @@meh8817 But enlightenment philosophy is just postmodern philosophy with a fancy robe on, which is why Neistche told them to take it off.

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 2 года назад

      Reason was created during the enlightenment …
      Chad chap enlightened philosophers from the enlightenment:
      "You both post enlightenment and medieval ones are no match for the original and true philosophers, the philosophers of the enlightenment!"

  • @str_
    @str_ 2 года назад +177

    I’m a proud Feudalist now

  • @Bruhmanih7
    @Bruhmanih7 2 года назад +225

    Imagine driving a car, that damages our eco-system, instead of riding a horse.What has the world came to be 😔

    • @AndrewTheMandrew531
      @AndrewTheMandrew531 2 года назад +5

      I want a horse but probably won’t have anywhere to hitch it when I go out in public.

    • @FeHearts
      @FeHearts 2 года назад +3

      The word car has been around for about a thousand years and refers to any four wheeled vehicle including horse drawn carts.

    • @salvadorhenriquez4091
      @salvadorhenriquez4091 2 года назад

      @@FeHearts so in these context it would be a machine driven by electricity

    • @uppishcub1617
      @uppishcub1617 2 года назад +54

      Horse:
      -beautiful
      -loyal
      -created by God
      Car:
      -ugly "aerodynamic" design
      -has no loyalty
      -created by robots and sweatshop workers

    • @PinballCollection
      @PinballCollection 2 года назад

      ​@@FeHearts You are such a nerd. I would steal so much lunch money from you

  • @НиколайРоманов-л6ю

    Literally Feudalism worked perfectly for centuries, these new ideologies can't even last for 80 years 😂

    • @ilochkaa
      @ilochkaa Год назад +3

      Ты сам нарисовал аватарку?

    • @НиколайРоманов-л6ю
      @НиколайРоманов-л6ю Год назад +1

      @@ilochkaa Нет, я нашел это в Google и подумал, что это круто

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 8 месяцев назад +2

      perfectly huh

    • @The.Lake.Effect
      @The.Lake.Effect 7 месяцев назад +4

      "It existed, therefore it was perfect." -Some guy

    • @НиколайРоманов-л6ю
      @НиколайРоманов-л6ю 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@The.Lake.Effect well yes, a thing that lasts for the longest is the most correct one

  • @stanisawzokiewski3308
    @stanisawzokiewski3308 2 года назад +177

    -Im right and you're wrong.
    -Why? What's your argument?
    -My father had "Sir" in front of his name.

    • @1070Lancer
      @1070Lancer 2 года назад +35

      "Oh my apologies, carry on Milord"

    • @mrididnt1631
      @mrididnt1631 2 года назад +6

      -My father had lord in front of his name

    • @reneteodomiroinjanteguzman2841
      @reneteodomiroinjanteguzman2841 2 года назад +5

      This unironically. And i endorse it.

    • @gelette80
      @gelette80 2 года назад +19

      nowadays:
      -he's right and you're wrong
      -why
      -cuz he's a certified fact-checker expert

    • @robertstan9733
      @robertstan9733 2 года назад +14

      @@gelette80 cuz he has a verified checkmark and pronouns in the bio

  • @yutecforz4416
    @yutecforz4416 2 года назад +460

    Feudalist chads also ate healthier and lived more fulfilling lives than any communist and capitalist combined.

    • @skatetrooper5285
      @skatetrooper5285 2 года назад +24

      So true

    • @al-hassan9200
      @al-hassan9200 2 года назад +18

      That's actually true!

    • @Lavabug
      @Lavabug 2 года назад +20

      So healthy few made it past 40

    • @yutecforz4416
      @yutecforz4416 2 года назад +147

      @@Lavabug I knew someone was going to challenge my claim soon. I'm already prepared with my sources. Prepare to get demolished bro. It came to me in a dream

    • @Lavabug
      @Lavabug 2 года назад +6

      @@yutecforz4416 cool story bro

  • @voltairethegoldflame9280
    @voltairethegoldflame9280 2 года назад +79

    This video is literally 100% accurate. Anyone who disagrees with is sub 120 IQ

    • @benq3009
      @benq3009 Год назад +2

      Based comment but cringe pfp and name. Schizo moment?

  • @PabbyPabbles
    @PabbyPabbles 2 года назад +102

    hell yeah live life with skills passed down from your parents, have goals that require high effort and are simply measurable, and whatever noticeable trait or talent you have makes you "the music guy", or "the tall guy", etc... of your village without being immediately put in competition with 8 billion other people all over the world

  • @thebegungler7333
    @thebegungler7333 2 года назад +197

    capitalists, communists, and feudalists when ultra gigachad tribalism enthusiast enters the room: 🤯🤯🤯😭😭😭😭🤯🤯😱😱😱😱😵

    • @langskeppet9887
      @langskeppet9887 2 года назад +24

      The truest and most glorious of ideal societies are those that don’t follow a “ism”

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 2 года назад +53

      True... no one can achieve a level of based greater than my niggas on Santinel Island.

    • @thebegungler7333
      @thebegungler7333 2 года назад +35

      @@langskeppet9887 tribalism isn't really an "ism", it is simply the standard human and natural way of life, modern society has made it into an ism

    • @langskeppet9887
      @langskeppet9887 2 года назад +15

      @@thebegungler7333 yes, but what most modern people has for a view of tribalism is that it’s technically a form of primitivism, which is wrong.
      Tribalism as of what it’s mostly known for dominated European cultures, the Gauls, Germanic tribes and the celts, yet these people weren’t primitive, they had a system going for them.
      I don’t think tribalism is the main think we should strive towards, neither primitivism. But regressing this industrial revolution IS A MUST.

    • @ghoulperk2024
      @ghoulperk2024 2 года назад

      @@thebegungler7333 me human me go cave retard with no higher cause and me live like a monkey me find shit on a stick me happy

  • @thestudentofficial5483
    @thestudentofficial5483 2 года назад +164

    1:41 i cannot stress how much this ringtone ignites primal rage in my soul.

    • @roguebeastx5747
      @roguebeastx5747 2 года назад +7

      Ronnie video?

    • @joshuabruce9599
      @joshuabruce9599 2 года назад +15

      It's almost as bad as the IPhone default alarm. That sound gives me PTSD from high school where I'd drag myself in fuelled by 4 and a half hours of sleep and caffeine.

    • @xXBoneyTonyXx
      @xXBoneyTonyXx 2 года назад +1

      It's the same for me and now I need to find out what it's called

    • @raeedibnzaman1
      @raeedibnzaman1 2 года назад +11

      i was in saudi last month and EVERY one and their mother had this on their phone

    • @xXBoneyTonyXx
      @xXBoneyTonyXx 2 года назад +7

      @@raeedibnzaman1 in Germany it's also a relatively common Ringtone for people in their 50s, I get to hear it when using public transport like once per week

  • @NickCrumpets
    @NickCrumpets 2 года назад +130

    at first i thought this video was another brain fart from WOWWW_MAOO but then i saw Monty Python reference and now i am a full fledged believer in Feudalism thank you

    • @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682
      @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682 2 года назад +1

      Anarcho-Syndicalism though

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl 2 года назад +7

      @@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682
      Peepeepoopooism tho

    • @JGalt-em4xu
      @JGalt-em4xu 2 года назад +5

      Monty Python reduced King Arthur's legitimacy into a "farcical aquatic ceremony!" Clear traitors to the one true king, ordained by god.

  • @zedmercury2605
    @zedmercury2605 Год назад +26

    God, as a person who's been super stressed about Capitalist v. Communist stuff, I really need to thank you for this glorious meme.
    Long live the King!

  • @riversou6505
    @riversou6505 2 года назад +77

    Love your content Mao, love from a Cambodian

  • @calebexmortis620
    @calebexmortis620 2 года назад +348

    I love being ruled by a 15 year old who's family tree is all roots

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 года назад +214

      still better than having a president with no roots at all, just spawning randomly

    • @bigoof1105
      @bigoof1105 2 года назад +279

      That 15 year old has the mandate of heaven though.

    • @AureliusLaurentius1099
      @AureliusLaurentius1099 2 года назад +73

      Carolus Rex steamrolling Eastern Europe at age 18: Saying something peasant?

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 2 года назад

      Mf is blessed by God himself.
      Probably gonna die of disease at 21 but he'll conquer half of France by then.

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 2 года назад +126

      @@bigoof1105 Yeep.
      *"Noooo!* You can't just put religion into politics!"
      Nigga, in Feudalism, religion *IS* politics!

  • @aleksapetrovic6519
    @aleksapetrovic6519 2 года назад +81

    Byzantine Empire and Visigothic Empire are the most based state with the most based people in existance.
    1. They both had deserts (Egypt/Levant and Tabernas)
    2. They both have mountains (Balkans/Anadolia and Asturias)
    3. They both love alcohol (King Richard after drinking Byzantine wine said that English one was a piss and Visigothic wine is still a freaking Spanish wine of today).
    4. They both accept Pope (Byzantines Pope was first Bishop and they would never allow filth like Protestantism (check Bogumilism), while Visigoths were such Catholic gigachads when they plundered Rome they haven't looted a single church).
    It only makes me sad that with feudalism we can no longer consider Peru and Peruvians a gigachad country and gigachad people, but maybe we can call them sigmachads.

    • @AMR_k400
      @AMR_k400 2 года назад +1

      The visigoths didn't have deserts .

    • @aleksapetrovic6519
      @aleksapetrovic6519 2 года назад +16

      @@AMR_k400 Tabernas in a desert in south-east Spain which was part of Visigothic Kingdom

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 года назад +3

      @@AMR_k400 lol learn geography

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf 2 года назад +1

      ayo moche and incas were feudal chads wdym

    • @aleksapetrovic6519
      @aleksapetrovic6519 2 года назад +5

      @@hello-rq8kf I am not sure if Inca Empire was feudal. They were so unique that its impossible to classify them. They were something of a theocratic communist oligarchy with demigod and mummies as rulers if that even makes sense. Maybe we can call Incas and modern Peruvians sigmachads?

  • @Levmih
    @Levmih 9 месяцев назад +7

    ChadWhite Movement Soldier VS Virgin Communist Soldier

  • @agarcia8312
    @agarcia8312 2 года назад +40

    I belive in a system where everything is run by Steve, made by Steve and function off Steve. Become a steveist NOW

  • @Valceck
    @Valceck 2 года назад +62

    “Embrace the third way”
    Always brother.

  • @Garlic2111
    @Garlic2111 2 года назад +55

    They are all perfect when you’re the leader

    • @johnny_testicles
      @johnny_testicles 2 года назад +3

      underrated

    • @tiredoftheworld4834
      @tiredoftheworld4834 Год назад

      Lolllll 😂

    • @thegreathashil4553
      @thegreathashil4553 Год назад +2

      You're so close to class consciousness yet you probably think Marxism is bad

    • @Garlic2111
      @Garlic2111 Год назад +6

      @@thegreathashil4553 i wish you'd live under that system so you'd know how lucky you are

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille Год назад

      @@thegreathashil4553 You don't need to be marxist to understand the principle of social classes.

  • @randomchad915
    @randomchad915 2 года назад +29

    Democracy has always been cringe

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 2 года назад +1

      Shut up commie dictator, you lost the Cold War HAHA TREMBLE YOU TYRANT UNDER MY POWERS OF FREEDOM

  • @larry1videorater96
    @larry1videorater96 2 года назад +73

    God tier meme recognized by Pope himself. Outstanding work mr Mao!

  • @PakBallandSami
    @PakBallandSami 2 года назад +312

    “I am opposing a social order in which it is possible for one man who does absolutely nothing that is useful to amass a fortune of hundreds of millions of dollars, while millions of men and women who work all the days of their lives secure barely enough for a wretched existence.”
    ― Eugene Debs

    • @JoeWithTheHoesBiden
      @JoeWithTheHoesBiden 2 года назад

      if he does absolutely nothing he would literally die because he wouldn't be breathing

    • @SimaoRodrigues...
      @SimaoRodrigues... 2 года назад +2

      Here here!

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 2 года назад +31

      is that th fort night guy

    • @TheGreenKnight500
      @TheGreenKnight500 2 года назад +93

      That's every system ever. Maybe living in a small tribe of hunter-gatherers would avoid that problem, but that's about it.

    • @santiagopomposiello5151
      @santiagopomposiello5151 2 года назад

      @@TheGreenKnight500 when you get propaganda-ed.

  • @emperorkane317
    @emperorkane317 2 года назад +58

    Monarchy has lasted thousands of years and was doing alright. Had it's problems here and there, but it always got back on track. Then all of a sudden in the 19th and 20th centuries for some reason everyone decided that we needed to choose our leaders via a popularity contest.

    • @kuki1274
      @kuki1274 2 года назад +8

      Monarchy is dangerous because the monarch can be a complete idiot. Nicholas 2 is a clear example of the fact that he became king not because of his abilities, but because of his status. The monarchy has not always been in order. Look at history, how many wars and disasters happened because of stupid monarchs. Irremovability of power is a dangerous thing.

    • @oblivion5390
      @oblivion5390 2 года назад

      everyone saw the united states build those blocky buildings with no nobles and said "hey we can do that too!"

    • @emperorkane317
      @emperorkane317 2 года назад

      @@kuki1274 The same exact thing can and has happened numerous times in a democracy. Look how many terrible and idiotic leaders have been elected, both historically and currently.

    • @luisliscabo
      @luisliscabo Год назад +25

      @@kuki1274 To be fair, you've only heard so far of terrible kings. Most good kings are barely mentioned to the public at all.

    • @luisliscabo
      @luisliscabo Год назад +13

      @@PanelVulture Wait till he hears that most subjects of the Kings and Emperors backed then liked them very much and beat the shit out of anyone who insulted them 😳

  • @KossolaxtheForesworn
    @KossolaxtheForesworn 2 года назад +17

    "youre gonna be a state regulated artist."
    no please I wanted to dig in the coal mine please dont make me write cringe poetry

  • @abdullahalmasariyan3020
    @abdullahalmasariyan3020 2 года назад +38

    My favourite part of the video is when wow Mao said it's "maoing time" and maoed all over the place. Truly one of the videos of all time

    • @xninewxw7559
      @xninewxw7559 2 года назад +4

      Wow mao you will seriously murder sparrows that’s pretty cringe

  • @sandokan888
    @sandokan888 2 года назад +21

    difinetely going feudal.... just a couple more years slaving in my wage cage doing nothing all day...and I'll be able to buy land...I'll be a free serf and work my way up to king.

  • @johncopley7097
    @johncopley7097 2 года назад +45

    High quality political shitposting, a rare thing.

  • @Koryos444
    @Koryos444 Год назад +19

    Virgin taxation thought national companies
    Virgin taxation to "make the fairiest society"
    Chad taxation for nonsense wars🗿

    • @zigoter2185
      @zigoter2185 Год назад +4

      More like Chad starting a war, because of tea tarrifs.

  • @averagejoe8358
    @averagejoe8358 2 года назад +53

    As someone who doesn't even live in the U.S, I can confirm that ABC is a reliable source of news and information

  • @yungcatboi
    @yungcatboi 2 года назад +45

    Yet another masterpiece from Dr. wow_mao, MD

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 2 года назад +95

    “Everyone has their own and knows their own place in society to ensure social harmony” -The Feudalist.

    • @stateofflorida5082
      @stateofflorida5082 2 года назад +11

      And a confucianist, I suppose

    • @TheMaster4534
      @TheMaster4534 Год назад +16

      Some rich Jewish bois: *we do a little trolling*

    • @ffff7164
      @ffff7164 Год назад +5

      @@TheMaster4534 Oy vey

  • @chadwell69
    @chadwell69 2 года назад +66

    Born too late to witness the Holy Kingdoms of the Middle Ages
    Born too early to witness the Imperium of Man in the year 30,000
    Born just in time to witness the collapse of modern society

    • @no8592
      @no8592 2 года назад +4

      I've always wondered what it was like for peasants during the collapse of Rome

    • @AureliusLaurentius1099
      @AureliusLaurentius1099 Год назад +4

      ​@@no8592They did not care.
      Odoacer just deposed a random usurper while life went on as normal
      The Plague of Justinian was what actually disrupted life.

  • @johnthomson2377
    @johnthomson2377 2 года назад +53

    That female version of Stalin had me want to share the means of reproduction.

  • @dirtbound3358
    @dirtbound3358 2 года назад +63

    Fun fact: a medieval european peasant had more days off than what we have today

    • @hellishthehellrellish5672
      @hellishthehellrellish5672 2 года назад

      ​@dihvocfoscocudvyvdd God i love the black death

    • @asgahasgah7446
      @asgahasgah7446 2 года назад

      Muh smallpox
      t. average soycalism/crapitalism fan

    • @mint8648
      @mint8648 2 года назад +4

      They ate salmon

    • @AttaBek1422
      @AttaBek1422 2 года назад

      @dihvocfoscocudvyvdd Skill issue ngl

    • @vargvikernes8357
      @vargvikernes8357 2 года назад +6

      No they didn t. They had to make everything from clothes to taking care of animals when farming wasn t done

  • @powlman6841
    @powlman6841 2 года назад +31

    imagine a feudal society with modern tech.

    • @neptune-fm522
      @neptune-fm522 2 года назад +1

      so the world then?

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 2 года назад

      It wouldn’t exist as you need to work a lot to make an advanced society, feudalists were just lazy so they only could make their house and food and never contributed to society in general

    • @BritishRepublicsn
      @BritishRepublicsn Год назад +7

      Feudalism relied on agriculture, which is no longer a major sector in most modern economies

    • @theoldguard6143
      @theoldguard6143 Год назад +6

      High feudalism with industrial characteristics?

  • @MichuNeo
    @MichuNeo 2 года назад +14

    "Embrace the third way" - Marshall Tito would be proud of you, comrade XD

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 2 года назад +30

    1:33 I’d like to just explore communist architecture. It looks so mysterious and tempting.

  • @Kraut_the_Parrot
    @Kraut_the_Parrot 2 года назад +15

    yaaaaaaaaaay new wow mao

    • @00fgytduydrtu
      @00fgytduydrtu 2 года назад +1

      Lol, You somehow believe in the worst parts of capitalism and communism at the same time. Soc dems are truly the biggest cringelords ever.

  • @nucleargold695
    @nucleargold695 Год назад +27

    I do like how you made fun of everyone equally and not focusing on any ideology too much very cool man

  • @Dis_Dis
    @Dis_Dis Год назад +13

    Inbreeding is based. The Habsburg jawline is the pinacle of the human physique.

  • @_CaptainCookie
    @_CaptainCookie 2 года назад +19

    Anyone have a link to that Jordan Peterson clip. I find the way he lists off all the people he's got beef with so hilarious

    • @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar
      @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar 2 года назад

      I also want to know that clip. I know what he means by "worshippers of Gaia." But it sounds so over the top and ridiculous it's funny. Especially since I don't think your average joe would understand what he means by that.

  • @metaouroboros6324
    @metaouroboros6324 2 года назад +66

    Primitivist: we've already had feudalism
    Neo-feudalism: Yes we've had feudalism once, but what about second feudalism?
    (Technocratic feudalism that puts market competition in place of war)

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 2 года назад +12

      The reason we're where we are now is because the Merchant class is in charge. they are too short-sighted to determine policy. They will choose only what generates more wealth. The Warrior Class rules though might, the Priestly class rules through the morals of the people, but the merchants rule only by greed.

    • @distributistsshrekvideo
      @distributistsshrekvideo Год назад +4

      no more market dictating policy please

    • @jcdenton6427
      @jcdenton6427 Год назад +2

      @@semi-useful5178 holy based

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 Год назад

      @@jcdenton6427
      Why thank you

    • @Nickname-wi8kz
      @Nickname-wi8kz Год назад

      @@semi-useful5178 BASED

  • @konsta6367
    @konsta6367 2 года назад +13

    U r unironically one of the best yt chamnels.

  • @hugofernandez4459
    @hugofernandez4459 2 года назад +17

    Imagine thinking that ocuppy a country and patrolling the desert just to die by an IED or do guerrilla in the wet jungle is better than charging at the enemy with your horse at full speed wearing iron while the arrows fall all over

  • @WieF9
    @WieF9 2 года назад +38

    Finally truly based content for fellow tradition enjoyers

    • @TheMaster4534
      @TheMaster4534 Год назад

      Oy vey its anudda pogrom

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 8 месяцев назад

      fuck traditions

  • @Frostydog1793
    @Frostydog1793 6 месяцев назад +9

    Name one empire that has arisen without feudalism. I’ll wait.
    There are none

    • @BrenoAgmL
      @BrenoAgmL 6 месяцев назад +3

      Brazilian empire ✋

    • @Frostydog1793
      @Frostydog1793 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@BrenoAgmLseeing as it gained next to no territory over its existence, and only exists due to peacefully inheriting another empires territory, I’m not counting it

    • @BrenoAgmL
      @BrenoAgmL 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Frostydog1793 still an Empire, gained the region of acre, and made your own advance, It was an Empire raised without feudalism.

    • @Frostydog1793
      @Frostydog1793 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@BrenoAgmLAcre was a tiny fraction of its territory. The British empire gained 99% of its land through conquest, as did rome

    • @BrenoAgmL
      @BrenoAgmL 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Frostydog1793 so its only an Empire If It get big territories, and not a king and a Queen?

  • @dashborderless
    @dashborderless 2 года назад +25

    Budapest is an example of a city dripping in Feudal architecture and it's gorgeous

  • @alyssinclair8598
    @alyssinclair8598 2 года назад +59

    Remember the good old days when some asshole could invade his neighbouring country and lose badly without us all having to worry about the entire planet being turned into a desolate rock with naught by bacteria living on it?

    • @kasperjepsen2917
      @kasperjepsen2917 2 года назад +21

      And not only that, combat was also honourable and glorious in every way that it is not today. Imagine looking into a mans eyes as you kill him. I’d die for that rush.

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 2 года назад

      @@kasperjepsen2917 you deadass need therapy

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 2 года назад

      @@kasperjepsen2917 yeah you probably would die for it

    • @CB-pi5hc
      @CB-pi5hc Год назад

      @@kasperjepsen2917 you wouldnt do shit and you know it, youve probably never even been in a fight. Larp more

    • @tanishqdaiya
      @tanishqdaiya Год назад +1

      ​@@kasperjepsen2917 and the combat took effort.

  • @untaco9035
    @untaco9035 2 года назад +9

    Thank you wowmao for shaping my political idealogys sos grande

    • @lusitano6957
      @lusitano6957 2 года назад +2

      Re basado, yo también soy Socialista Católico, Feudalismo GOD Izquierdecha ZZZ

  • @FACM.
    @FACM. 2 года назад +73

    "Killing peasants to avoid rebellions" Enjoyer 💪

    • @adityapf9753
      @adityapf9753 2 года назад +21

      least based Chinese Emperor

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 2 года назад +1

      Then you get killed by pro freedom and democracy guys who just bombs you and your tyrants!
      Lol tremble you inferior tyrants!

    • @luisliscabo
      @luisliscabo Год назад +3

      Eating*

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille Год назад +1

      Not in Europe.

  • @OLDSACKS
    @OLDSACKS 2 года назад +48

    Sarcasm aside. Being an European feudal peasant in the middle ages was an atrocious, uncertain, fragile, back-breaking life.
    All semblance of joy, smothered out by systemic, dogmatic fear and normalized, needless violence.
    Still better than living in present-day California

    • @Goblin10532
      @Goblin10532 Год назад +15

      you think we are being sarcastic?

    • @thekingshussar1808
      @thekingshussar1808 Год назад +21

      All semblance of joy suppressed?
      No. This is just wrong. Have you heard of feasting? That's been a tradition since ancient times and the medievals were very much into partying after labour. There were a lot more holidays as the Church made feast days of saints to balance work life. There are even records of secular music and a lot of which is publicised thanks to David Munrow.
      And although peasants worked less than modern day Americans, they did do manual labour.

    • @vorynrosethorn903
      @vorynrosethorn903 Год назад +31

      Historians have been trying to push against the pop-culture understanding of medieval times for some time now. Medieval peasants had hard lives but that was in large part the nature of manual labour and a lack of defences to disease. They were largely conservative, religious and content, they had very strong social institutions and believed the structure of society to be divinely ordained, they were heavily legalistic and had jury trials, they had multiple power centres competing with each other which made tyranny in practice infeasible, the elites of society were just like them heavily moralistic and had an expectation of duty and service being the price of power. They had the most progressive treatment of women in the world and a great sense of humour and lightheartedness, they had rich cultural traditions and respected local perticularism (so long as it wasn't perticularism of religion). Without modern luxuries and disease prevention modern people almost certainly wouldn't want to live but then but it was certainly very far from how it is commonly depicted and thought of.

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille Год назад

      Outside of medicine, what do we have that's better than what they had in their lives? They paid less taxes than us if you're living in Europe, for better services provided by the feudal lord himself, they all lived together in numerous families when they had to have each other's backs, and the world has always been (and is still today) a dark place.
      They also ate better than us, lived a happier life than us because of the toughness of their lives, that brought them together against death and violence.
      You could also chose your lord and your loyalty in France for example, even if it was seen as profoundly dishonorable to switch sides. It was done when the lord was doing poorly for their people.
      I'd rather be a feudal peasant in the middle ages, than living in my shitty flat, giving half my money to corrupt governments working on stealing money away from us while giving nothing in return, working in a factory for people who don't give a shit about my health, in a modern system where no money equals you and everything you ever owned and done disappearing.
      Bonus points for the fact people believed in God more, making them more prone to good social behaviours for Christianity outside of a few bad apples, instead of the egotistical way of living of so many people of today.

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille Год назад +3

      It may have been hard and tough, and dangerous, but they lived, while modern men of today, for the most part, don't.

  • @tronche2cake
    @tronche2cake 2 года назад +10

    Feudalism? So based! I think you dropped this, **King** 👑

  • @medln5357
    @medln5357 2 года назад +16

    me and the boys about to pick a hill in the flatlands and create a small, self-sustainable fortress and claim the occupied land as my monarchist new empire

    • @bigoof1105
      @bigoof1105 2 года назад +2

      What happens when the nomadic barbarians come demanding tribute?

    • @medln5357
      @medln5357 2 года назад +1

      @@bigoof1105 simply make them BTFO by telling them touching the water otuside the gate will kill them ez pz

    • @arandomguardsmen
      @arandomguardsmen 2 года назад

      @@medln5357 what if the peasants revolt

    • @medln5357
      @medln5357 2 года назад +7

      @@arandomguardsmen give them more alcohol

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 2 года назад

      Lol you lost the Cold War

  • @harrisonofcolorado8886
    @harrisonofcolorado8886 2 года назад +15

    1:13 I think the "Proletariat Cuisine" part is what I laughed the most at.

    • @1req285
      @1req285 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/xJQPCwOm3dk/видео.html&feature=share7 i found original

  • @AstorMOrtiz
    @AstorMOrtiz 11 месяцев назад +7

    Big, imperial and abusive Monarchist W, where my monarchist brothers at?

    • @IdanRaz-zf3we
      @IdanRaz-zf3we 11 месяцев назад +1

      I hope you are joking

    • @AstorMOrtiz
      @AstorMOrtiz 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@IdanRaz-zf3we I am, and i am not.

  • @SgtValentine8448
    @SgtValentine8448 Год назад +8

    That is why I am a Feudal and Monarchy Supremacist.

  • @JAMESmmmmmm
    @JAMESmmmmmm 2 года назад +42

    Mao, I, and multiple other viewers i've spoken to are all in agreement that we would like to see you take a DNA test. We are trusting your opinion on such matters but you could be something like a French descendant which would discount anything you say.

    • @AMR_k400
      @AMR_k400 2 года назад +7

      U spewed no lies.

    • @sasi5841
      @sasi5841 2 года назад +2

      He's Filipino

    • @ivancar555
      @ivancar555 2 года назад

      Verily.

    • @bigoof1105
      @bigoof1105 2 года назад

      @@sasi5841 from Mindanao.

  • @wippy9410
    @wippy9410 2 года назад +15

    1:39 really blew my mind

  • @OlmoVonHabsurg
    @OlmoVonHabsurg Год назад +10

    God, pyramid shaped systems are so fucking based

    • @grumpychud
      @grumpychud Год назад +1

      holy shit, how did i find an oomf here?

    • @OlmoVonHabsurg
      @OlmoVonHabsurg Год назад +1

      @@grumpychud it's a small world belive it or not

  • @noctarin1516
    @noctarin1516 2 года назад +23

    I swear you can make probably 10 or 20 clips out of different sections of your video and they would still be great memes to send on discord