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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2021
  • Jschlatt: / jschlattlive
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  • @carltheconsumer8872
    @carltheconsumer8872 3 года назад +7589

    The evolution to the "So no head?" Meme

  • @majormelon8855
    @majormelon8855 3 года назад +13871

    I hope they partner more, their comedy and chemistry is fucking unmatched.

    • @sevageza.delulu_
      @sevageza.delulu_ 3 года назад +27

      Hey did u check your likes? So many lmfao

    • @ahrkens
      @ahrkens 3 года назад +158

      @@sevageza.delulu_ ayo stfu

    • @majormelon8855
      @majormelon8855 3 года назад +18

      @@sevageza.delulu_ I didn't lmao, that's funny

    • @sevageza.delulu_
      @sevageza.delulu_ 3 года назад +55

      @@ahrkens wtf I do bro I'm just saying??? Idk what I did but you must be on ur period

    • @xingtheditch
      @xingtheditch 3 года назад +109

      @@sevageza.delulu_ apologies, some people just really hate it when they see comment about likes. But please don't tell someone their on their period, it kind of triggers me and some people

  • @The_Unknown_Wanderer
    @The_Unknown_Wanderer 3 года назад +7666

    That "AAAAAAA" at the beginning. Could be a new contender to the Wilhelm Scream. That and the Lego Yoda death noise.

    • @JustAnotherAccount8
      @JustAnotherAccount8 3 года назад +40

      Big Guy.

    • @Kaxology
      @Kaxology 3 года назад +32

      it sounded like Dallas medic bag scream

    • @ChickenLiver911
      @ChickenLiver911 3 года назад +12

      Wilhelm scream is unbeatable.

    • @Qira
      @Qira 3 года назад +31

      Schlatt sounded like Dallas.
      "0:01 I NEED A MEDIC BAAAG!"

    • @adamnicholasparker
      @adamnicholasparker 3 года назад +4

      actually could be, can we make this go viral somehow

  • @flippy08100
    @flippy08100 3 года назад +951

    Schlatt has probably achieved a point where Minx has constant anxiety that everything she says in his presence he'll turn into some kind of joke against her

  • @skippydinglechalk7075
    @skippydinglechalk7075 3 года назад +9104

    Jschlatt has such a charming yet chaotic energy agree 👍😳👍

    • @Wolf_109
      @Wolf_109 3 года назад +30

      Hey Skippy, where's your razor scooter?

    • @Wolf_109
      @Wolf_109 3 года назад +2

      @- Astor - I was going to ask if you understood the joke about the razor scooter but then I thought you were trying to make a joke to so idk

    • @skippydinglechalk7075
      @skippydinglechalk7075 3 года назад +1

      @- Astor - do you have a razor scooter?

    • @four7685
      @four7685 3 года назад +14

      Its like a drunk man picking up chicks at the bar and it actually works

    • @skippydinglechalk7075
      @skippydinglechalk7075 3 года назад +1

      @@ThunderboltzYT oh my bad

  • @datastream931
    @datastream931 3 года назад +4016

    Me being the one person who appreciates Ryan Demille’s comment

    • @sxxmmy
      @sxxmmy 3 года назад +8

      Cringe

    • @sxxmmy
      @sxxmmy 3 года назад +1

      @UCZne2RHy1ppnYFeu7hTH4uA who actually cares, go back to Reddit

    • @Ethereal_a239
      @Ethereal_a239 3 года назад +1

      @UCTTOC5Of6Evrc1bZp8-GUkg cringe

    • @ryandemille4037
      @ryandemille4037 3 года назад +89

      When the comment about your comment gets more likes than your own comment

    • @chris.398
      @chris.398 3 года назад +3

      @@ryandemille4037 what did you comment bro

  • @fukitwechickennugget
    @fukitwechickennugget 3 года назад +2081

    ngl another love or host show, and she just might

    • @xiscaw
      @xiscaw 3 года назад +8

      no lol

    • @JustAnotherAccount8
      @JustAnotherAccount8 3 года назад

      Big Guy.

    • @junebuggy1
      @junebuggy1 3 года назад

      oh

    • @basic-os
      @basic-os 3 года назад

      @Commander Bruh-Lox i have Real Mustache wat

    • @basic-os
      @basic-os 3 года назад +2

      @Commander Bruh-Lox i have Real Mustache alright

  • @andronic1235
    @andronic1235 3 года назад +957

    Me being disowned by my parents

    • @CandS_Studios
      @CandS_Studios 3 года назад +40

      I feel like comparing Minx Blowing JSchlatt to your relationship with your parents is kind of weird

    • @nexusmeepster7810
      @nexusmeepster7810 3 года назад +9

      @@CandS_Studios your eyebrows are gone

    • @JustAnotherAccount8
      @JustAnotherAccount8 3 года назад +6

      Big Guy.

    • @TomochiTheGreat
      @TomochiTheGreat 3 года назад

      @@CandS_Studios well anything is weird if you twist the words in the right way

    • @joekerr5418
      @joekerr5418 2 года назад

      @@CandS_Studios yet accurate

  • @NeXbi
    @NeXbi 3 года назад +136

    When schlatt's voice is just peaceful but the words he's saying are the complete opposite of it.

    • @shewolfblacklink1062
      @shewolfblacklink1062 2 года назад

      It's exactly the same with Techno, Wilbur, and Ranboo...

    • @NeXbi
      @NeXbi 2 года назад

      @@shewolfblacklink1062 techno: if I see carl move a single pixel, im gonna stab so many orphans
      Wilbur: how's my little tampon wrapper today
      Ranboo: idk I haven't heard much cursed lines from him
      You see, these lines are not that cursed compared to what schlatt says.

    • @shewolfblacklink1062
      @shewolfblacklink1062 2 года назад

      @@NeXbi fair point

  • @sharpapples2400
    @sharpapples2400 3 года назад +1161

    It's weird that I'm playing Bloons TD 6 right now

    • @nexusmeepster7810
      @nexusmeepster7810 3 года назад +1

      Bruh moment

    • @JustAnotherAccount8
      @JustAnotherAccount8 3 года назад +3

      Big Guy.

    • @maxwellbarker9761
      @maxwellbarker9761 3 года назад +4

      Bruh I redownloaded it like 2 days ago. I got it at launch and it was terrible but it’s way better now. Cool coincidence to see a comment about Bloons td6

    • @heyheyyouyouidontlike
      @heyheyyouyouidontlike 3 года назад +2

      They are at 6 now!?!? I only remember up to 3 when I used to play in middle school. Jesus.

    • @jacobpamplin6449
      @jacobpamplin6449 3 года назад +1

      same

  • @ryandemille4037
    @ryandemille4037 3 года назад +1341

    Me being the one person who's proud of second

  • @qresNoah
    @qresNoah 3 года назад +482

    the fact she's still smiling all the way through, we know where this is going

    • @jennykitkat181
      @jennykitkat181 2 года назад +4

      she could be smiling as a stress reaction tho bc she's uncomfortable but don't want to seem rude

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 2 года назад +26

      @@jennykitkat181 considering their usual banter? No she’s just smiling. At worst she’s just embarrassed for falling for that. Seriously listen to some of the shit she says to Schlatt XD

    • @crowley2158
      @crowley2158 2 года назад +5

      @@jennykitkat181 Anyone with a pair of eyes can tell the difference, though. She definitely finds it funny.

  • @bortjohnson829
    @bortjohnson829 3 года назад +252

    Me being the one person who appreciates Alex Barletta's comment

    • @datastream931
      @datastream931 3 года назад +10

      ^ An official big guy

    • @bortjohnson829
      @bortjohnson829 3 года назад +9

      @@datastream931 ^ Another official big guy

    • @degenerat9329
      @degenerat9329 3 года назад +6

      Please tell me y'all are married now

  • @Not_actually_a_commie
    @Not_actually_a_commie 3 года назад +302

    Looks like Schlinx is back on the menu, boys

  • @tsubakiuwu2432
    @tsubakiuwu2432 3 года назад +81

    When you are together but not really but everyone knows it

  • @kaitetsujin4349
    @kaitetsujin4349 3 года назад +377

    The fact that she smiled all the way through means one thing, and one thing only

    • @jr0ggy
      @jr0ggy 3 года назад +56

      she likes balloons?

    • @leeroy1961
      @leeroy1961 3 года назад +122

      A girl smiling at a sexual joke doesn't mean she's interested in the guy who said it, y'all weirdos need to stop imagining shit.

    • @imsquallor681
      @imsquallor681 3 года назад +6

      mEAnS oNe ThInG

    • @galaxy7525
      @galaxy7525 3 года назад +19

      @@leeroy1961 dude... chill

    • @kadinallan2436
      @kadinallan2436 3 года назад +5

      @@leeroy1961 minx is obviously into schlatt

  • @pan-duhkingps6095
    @pan-duhkingps6095 3 года назад +32

    "Im a balloon you gonna blow me?"
    You gonna blow me till i go pop?
    Me: no

  • @alex5tar544
    @alex5tar544 3 года назад +47

    Big Guy is here to compete with this channel

  • @lebur3230
    @lebur3230 3 года назад +9

    Schlatt's dedication to going onto the land is just different.

  • @Killer_Queen_bee
    @Killer_Queen_bee 2 года назад +10

    I always rewatched this, but now I’m noticing how weirdly minx sets up her inventory item

  • @kissgergo5202
    @kissgergo5202 3 года назад +38

    I love how Schlatt is just playing with her

  • @jdwithaddinhd5811
    @jdwithaddinhd5811 3 года назад +12

    lol the short pause and then
    "...sounded like you meant that"

  • @bertholdr2495
    @bertholdr2495 3 года назад +18

    Comedy gold, as usual

    • @Salieri01
      @Salieri01 3 года назад +1

      If you think this is comedy, I feel sorry for you

    • @bertholdr2495
      @bertholdr2495 3 года назад +16

      @@Salieri01 Welp I get to have a good laugh that makes my day better, so it's all good.

    • @oriharaizaya5524
      @oriharaizaya5524 3 года назад +6

      @@Salieri01 you are subbed to quackity and the oh yeah yeah guy so your opinion doesn't even matter

    • @taylorplatt2596
      @taylorplatt2596 3 года назад

      @@Salieri01 youre still subbed to carson dont even

  • @shortsentral
    @shortsentral 3 года назад +8

    That scream could easily replace Dallas's "AAAAH. I NEED A MEDIC BAG"

  • @mr.nissim
    @mr.nissim 3 года назад +2

    That dudes got an obsession

  • @flamingoplushie1272
    @flamingoplushie1272 2 года назад +1

    Minx is definitely the ice monkey

  • @hermitvet
    @hermitvet 3 года назад +2

    He just keeps coming back it's so funny

  • @addwulff
    @addwulff 3 года назад +2

    He's such a nice man

  • @marconunes2716
    @marconunes2716 3 года назад +7

    Damn that was a smooth comeback

  • @MajorMilk
    @MajorMilk 3 года назад +17

    Me just wanting to be included in the chat meme

  • @bhaijaan2009
    @bhaijaan2009 3 года назад +3

    My mind was 'blown'.

  • @lostmyallowance4700
    @lostmyallowance4700 3 года назад +2

    she walked right into that

  • @nathanelder6370
    @nathanelder6370 3 года назад +1

    Lunch club is over

  • @dragondojima
    @dragondojima 3 года назад +1

    big guy is gonna claim this clip

  • @olliescribbles
    @olliescribbles 3 года назад +16

    the fact he’s in the glatt form even on a different server-

    • @junkoenoshima2756
      @junkoenoshima2756 3 года назад

      Round here he's known as slatt

    • @olliescribbles
      @olliescribbles 3 года назад

      @@junkoenoshima2756
      Apologies

    • @chahrlay
      @chahrlay 2 года назад

      oh yeah i remember someone asked him about that on epicsmp and he just said he didnt want to bother changing his skin lmfao

  • @ihasarax
    @ihasarax 3 года назад

    this is why we love jschlatt

  • @matthewbluntz7009
    @matthewbluntz7009 3 года назад +1

    i love these guys

  • @President_Salsa
    @President_Salsa 2 года назад

    He saw the opportunity and took it

  • @CosmiQuackAlt
    @CosmiQuackAlt 2 года назад +1

    Jshlatt is smoother than the frictionless cheese that the moon's made of

  • @DeiDrei
    @DeiDrei 2 года назад

    she was in to it.

  • @captaindiamond4661
    @captaindiamond4661 3 года назад

    she total meant it like that

  • @forrester_z3881
    @forrester_z3881 3 года назад +1

    0:35 it's Jshlatt, they walked right into that one😂💀

  • @69lizards81
    @69lizards81 3 года назад +68

    They gonna be dating in a month or two, you just wait.

    • @SpicyPotatoe
      @SpicyPotatoe 3 года назад +3

      I watched the Ludwig QT stuff, this is just the disfuncional, less famous version

    • @meisucksatlife8837
      @meisucksatlife8837 3 месяца назад

      i don't think this aged well.

  • @Arachninja752
    @Arachninja752 2 года назад +3

    You know I thought this was weird at first, and then I realized I have a friend who I make the same kinds of jokes with.

  • @Chazmo53
    @Chazmo53 Год назад

    I swear any video with Schlatt gets way funnier by default. I dunno what it is about him but he just finds a way to make the dumbest situations funny.

  • @jackpada7015
    @jackpada7015 3 года назад +21

    only legends remember the original bloons tower defenses

  • @C4TC4T
    @C4TC4T 2 года назад +1

    When she called him a balloon, she meant he was full of hot air

  • @JusstDexx
    @JusstDexx 3 года назад

    Schlatt always has good lines

  • @overfluxxed5793
    @overfluxxed5793 3 года назад +1

    Schlatts wordplay is so unique

  • @lemone630
    @lemone630 10 месяцев назад

    JSchlatt and the epic of Sisyphus

  • @shigolo1848
    @shigolo1848 3 года назад

    "yes of course i will"

  • @j4ff4c3ks1
    @j4ff4c3ks1 3 года назад +1

    tfw minx thought that the "tower defense" in bloons tower defense meant that your objective was to defend a tower

  • @uncreativename826
    @uncreativename826 3 года назад +4

    Me being the only one who appreciates Bort Johnson’s comment

  • @Mr_Owl6Plays
    @Mr_Owl6Plays 3 года назад

    Bruh that energy 😂😂😂

  • @someonesuspicious8617
    @someonesuspicious8617 3 года назад +1

    I would love to see that honestly

  • @LaggingDuck-
    @LaggingDuck- 3 года назад +1

    big man is coming for this channel

  • @gabeitch4484
    @gabeitch4484 3 года назад +3

    i like how nobody talks about how mariza is pretty much her bodyguard

  • @lazarmihajlovic7886
    @lazarmihajlovic7886 3 года назад

    Schlatt turned that around soooo fast

  • @peaxce6675
    @peaxce6675 3 года назад +2

    Skyrim mfs when they're next to a cliff 0:01

  • @Shad0wb1adeX
    @Shad0wb1adeX 2 года назад

    Man is the most chaotic neutral I've ever seen

  • @bethanykearney2116
    @bethanykearney2116 3 года назад

    that ones going in the qoute book

  • @dragonmb7
    @dragonmb7 2 года назад

    The yell at the beginning sounds like a Lego death sound.

  • @YenVexi
    @YenVexi 3 года назад

    I sure am shlatt I sure am

  • @XvZGhost
    @XvZGhost 2 года назад

    Glatt traveled to epic smp

  • @narnex3179
    @narnex3179 3 года назад

    He needed 10 seconds to come up with that joke hahah

  • @koubalt5574
    @koubalt5574 3 года назад +2

    BIG GUY will not be pleased with this

  • @mylittleponyfanboy3632
    @mylittleponyfanboy3632 2 года назад

    Me: Clicks in video
    The ad I hear: It looked like he was doing what he was supposed to

  • @unknown_unfound
    @unknown_unfound 3 года назад +1

    The game they are talking about is bloons tower defence if you don't know and there are multiple versions of it

  • @Firehaben
    @Firehaben 3 года назад +2

    He's so romantic

  • @cardamon_tea7160
    @cardamon_tea7160 3 года назад +5

    pog meowriza is pat fusty from btd6.

  • @suicidalcherry1861
    @suicidalcherry1861 3 года назад

    MILLION DOLLAR MINX

  • @johnjohnjohnson7720
    @johnjohnjohnson7720 2 года назад

    I thought he was gonna say that to the creeper.

  • @Jaydee-wd7wr
    @Jaydee-wd7wr 2 года назад

    “To kingdom come”

  • @thosesweetbookpages8123
    @thosesweetbookpages8123 3 года назад +2

    RIP lunch club

  • @frmad9329
    @frmad9329 3 года назад

    You know she meant that

  • @Symba_Lysm
    @Symba_Lysm 3 года назад +73

    Lets be real here, If minx was within the proximity of schlatt, she wouldn't keep her hands of him.

  • @CorpulentKid
    @CorpulentKid 3 года назад

    He had to do it

  • @s.t.0.p
    @s.t.0.p 3 года назад

    Call a man a balloon, you blow em' that's science

  • @fadedflame2537
    @fadedflame2537 3 года назад +4

    Schlatts gonna steal this clip

  • @jacobj2192
    @jacobj2192 3 года назад

    Schlatt's "AAAAAAA" sounds a lot like Dallas from Payday 2, screaming for a medpack.

  • @danielmcilroy9011
    @danielmcilroy9011 3 года назад +1

    She didn’t say no to doing it, only that it wasn’t what she meant👀

  • @plantenbak5854
    @plantenbak5854 3 года назад

    Jschlatt has such a way with women

  • @cyreptus4604
    @cyreptus4604 2 года назад

    it took me awhile to see the resemblance to Bloons but after awhile i saw it

  • @alexdavies8079
    @alexdavies8079 2 года назад

    jschlat= ZOMG, meowriza=Super Storm

  • @maripmg
    @maripmg 3 года назад

    He got blowed

  • @squidgelad1983
    @squidgelad1983 3 года назад

    "The monkes"

  • @shotlikeapro155
    @shotlikeapro155 3 года назад

    "till i pop"

  • @muumi4u
    @muumi4u 3 года назад +4

    Me being the one person including MajorMilk on the comment section meme

  • @trevorbirdingtierlist
    @trevorbirdingtierlist 3 года назад +2

    Holy crap, Schlatt can actually swim?????

  • @nazvaniye6748
    @nazvaniye6748 2 года назад

    I’m gonna try and mess with my friend with this

  • @bobsaget8771
    @bobsaget8771 3 года назад +2

    So much for big catholic guy ey 😳 lmaoo

  • @endless467
    @endless467 3 года назад

    Are we just going to ignore the creeper that has beem YEETED?

  • @_wetmath_
    @_wetmath_ 2 года назад +1

    i was watching this as i was playing btd6 wtf

  • @shaddymate4095
    @shaddymate4095 3 года назад +1

    Chaotic neutral in a nutshell

  • @melissabrooks1392
    @melissabrooks1392 3 года назад

    *Shit just hit the fan*

  • @thunder-yogan567
    @thunder-yogan567 2 года назад +1

    damn i wanna be a balloon now

  • @emsity819
    @emsity819 3 года назад

    The new relationship is starting

  • @waffles9472
    @waffles9472 3 года назад

    Amazing word choice from a chad 😎

  • @RheasRubix
    @RheasRubix 3 года назад

    She set herself up for that

  • @Frank_Ditch
    @Frank_Ditch 3 года назад

    hes not a baloon hes a bloon