+Sam Bogart he did a ton of howard stuff. still liked the show cause i like artie. he didn't totally howard it up. man its sad how much different howard is now. incredible. im also glad artie doesn't have the same insecurities that howard has so we get to hear arties voice naturally, not like howard's super bass mic to make him sound so deep.
Oh my God I cannot express just how much I miss this show, I pray Artie finally gets better and does something similar to this. I mean at 7:57 he calls 2 attractive blonde twins scumbags for ruining his chocolate milk LMAO
I love how Artie was so critical to Richard about what constitutes a real pizza and then, when it comes to chocolate milk, "Quick" is real. Quick is as much real chocolate milk as Tang is real orange juice.
Makes no sense, there is no authentic chocolate milk, no town is known as the Capital of Chocolate milk like NY is known for being the best pizza. dumb anaolgy
lol wtf…I didn’t know there were chocolate milk connoisseurs out there. How you even remember that and make the connection to claim hypocrisy is completely beyond me
I wish I could find Artie telling the story of that Apple gig he did. He got kicked out after his first joke. Does anyone remember that one? Or know where I can find it?
notice him itching himself the whole time, there are a few videos on here about him being good and high all the way from two years ago, a year ago 6 months ago and even 3 months ago, once a millionaire addict,always a millionaire addict, and trust me, it takes one to know one!
BTW, for people who haven’t experienced the ol H, he’s on it, it’s that nice euphoric period right after u take it, when everything and everyone is beautiful. U get very small pupils from it, that’s why many people can’t tell. One gets a raspy voice. Just saying, love art, watched this high when it aired. salud!
One of the greatest speeches of man kind hands down.
was thinking the same thing
Forget gettysburg address, agreed
A 45 year old man havong a meltdown over chocolate milk. Priceless
quite possibly Artie's best bit ever.
No one can rant like Artie, God bless ya Art.
Classic. Artie is one of the greatest storytellers out there
Artie was totally doing a howard stern-esq bit with shitting on his employees but he actually did It it good and it was hilarious lol
+Sam Bogart he did a ton of howard stuff. still liked the show cause i like artie. he didn't totally howard it up. man its sad how much different howard is now. incredible. im also glad artie doesn't have the same insecurities that howard has so we get to hear arties voice naturally, not like howard's super bass mic to make him sound so deep.
This was Artie's stern show! It was soooo funnyy
Artie walking off like he just went yard with that bit. 👏👏
Oh my God I cannot express just how much I miss this show, I pray Artie finally gets better and does something similar to this. I mean at 7:57 he calls 2 attractive blonde twins scumbags for ruining his chocolate milk LMAO
haha
Jesus christ Artie, lets hit em all while we still got the muscle.
Direct TV should bring back the Artie Lange Show!
Right up there with his rant on Bob Levy trolling the Internet for naive pale girls to pretend they are into fat guys.
RIP artie lange show
Seriously the best moment in entertainment ever. Artie is the best story teller ever
If Artie would have ANYTHING resembling a wing man through this bit...
Artie's having a heroin induced choccy milk craving. Don't blame
Em
Only a truly funny guy could talk about chocolate milk for 10 min and get me to laugh 20 times. its a shame he cant get it together.
Greatness. I'm always preaching the glory of a good chocolate milk. A&E Whole Choco Milk is #1
I don't know a man on Earth that hasn't had one of those 8:06 moments.
I love how Artie was so critical to Richard about what constitutes a real pizza and then, when it comes to chocolate milk, "Quick" is real. Quick is as much real chocolate milk as Tang is real orange juice.
Makes no sense, there is no authentic chocolate milk, no town is known as the Capital of Chocolate milk like NY is known for being the best pizza. dumb anaolgy
yeah but quick tastes great
lol wtf…I didn’t know there were chocolate milk connoisseurs out there. How you even remember that and make the connection to claim hypocrisy is completely beyond me
“I’m going to slowly try to break my own neck,” spins his head while saying it is....
Too funny
this is fuxcking brilliant...
Flapjack + chocolate milk.
The food combination of the gods.
May God bless you, mattzane227, for bringing this show to us.
Who’s this guy with the perfect nose?
Mike boschetti
"It was my childhood heroin."
I want a glass of chocolate milk now..not just any chocolate milk Artie's chocolate milk!
Don't mess with a man's chocolate milk!
Rivals Hitler.
The twin with the long hair maaaaan goddess
Try Darigold chocolate milk. A nice chocolate milk taste. Wholesome, not overly thick sweet consistency. Perfect for a chilled glass.
The greatest clip ever
Loved this...
Still the greatest moment
The greatest monologue of all time.
I am 45 years old now and Artie looks like my father in this clip. I still love him to death though.
This is amazing
These scumbags.
Never change, Artie. Be healthy and happy. Thats most important.
But don't ever change.
This is awesome as ...
great bit
I wanted to see them make the chocolate milk. There was a kitchen
sooooooo fine!
I wish I could find Artie telling the story of that Apple gig he did. He got kicked out after his first joke. Does anyone remember that one? Or know where I can find it?
still on heroin here
MrRicksym no shit sherlock.
I can see how Kinison has influenced Artie
best heroin ever?
Yes
Best video on youtube ever
funny guy...... you get a Howard Stern feel out of this bit
Wow his sisters are gorgeous
"Chawclate milk"
drinking a chocolate milk as i listen
Was that the last time you had it? Five years ago?
Artie looks more like 65 here This is what drug addiction does to you. So sad.
65? Have you seen 65 year olds? At most he looks like a good 55 here.
That was funny!
Jesus christ he's 45 here lol
That girl on the left looks like a blond version of the chick from Indiana Jones and the lost ark.
najs bychyz
He told them!
Nestle's Quik is the worst type of chocolate milk! Really did have a sad childhood!
The twins are honestly failures on this show
artie's impression of the twins was funnier'n sht
Finest moment in TV
Unreal. What an incredible talent.
Best
Pure Genius. Oh, I miss Artie.
God he's funny 1 of the best
A performance of Shakespearean magnitude.
Artie had two oedipal parents.
"I dont have herion anymore". Yes ya did art lol. He even nodded out on one of these shows lol. Im hoping he's doing well these days.
what are these 2 girls functions on the show?
Alby Coppola They were production assistants. Basically did odd jobs.
I didnt know he was diabetic, all that alcohol must be painful
notice him itching himself the whole time, there are a few videos on here about him being good and high all the way from two years ago, a year ago 6 months ago and even 3 months ago, once a millionaire addict,always a millionaire addict, and trust me, it takes one to know one!
Who cares though? Apparently no one as I'm the only reply.
BTW, for people who haven’t experienced the ol H, he’s on it, it’s that nice euphoric period right after u take it, when everything and everyone is beautiful. U get very small pupils from it, that’s why many people can’t tell. One gets a raspy voice. Just saying, love art, watched this high when it aired. salud!
They pushed him back into the arms of heroine
Nesquick is awful.
Bosco
man this artie is awkward and forced wow
Not at all
This comment is awkward
Slowly, women will ruin everything you’ve ever loved.
Trying way too hard...
Is he 7 years old? I’ve never heard an adult whine so much about chocolate milk.
Rather act like a 7 year old than be a qu€€r. Going off of your page, you love male genitalia.