Sam Hyde - Manifesto App & Adultswim [HydeWars_040 CUT]
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
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HydeWars
Episode 40 (HW_040 - TekWarTakeover)
With
Sam Hyde
KantBot
Warren
Autistic Mercury
Episode Cut
by
small fecalpost (me)
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Socials:
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Sam talks to two homosexual toy poodles while cosplaying as Chris Chan
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SketchyNick damn tho 😂😅😅😅
Shit imagine my shock that sam "sonichu" hyde lived in my town once upon a time
one of those guys is smoking that ciggy in the most homosexual way. on top of that he isn't even inhaling the smoke. if you are just trying be cool smoke a cigar
and i think the other one used to be a woman
How can someone be bald but also have so much hair at the same time??
😂😂 fukn oath mate
Jewish genes
It looks like he shaved the sides
He just has a high forehead
MATE, killin me!
Born too late to explore the seas.
Born too early to explore the heavens.
Born just in time to write my own manifestô.
Boo yah
@Rusty Nütz fucking LOL
Wow, it’s Bo Xilai. I think the Party was very unfair to you. You’re not as bad as people say. I hope you’re okay.
wow these look like the sort of people i should let run my life
lmao
Well they do look like Facebook employees and google engineers so.
@@MyHelpWanted So they should take a dirt nap.
The advice is good though.
I would follow Sam into a battle field, but the other two ...
Sam is so good at talking for such a long time and not even actually saying anything
Gert Jørgensen but Charls is the master
Ta meg på kuken da
Eller är det du som inte hör på? Han berättar oftast historien med mer detaljer, bör han vara kortfattad och stelare?
wait until you hear of Jordan Peterson
Yet so wise
Sam is 34 years old.
Appears to be as old as the universe.
Lmaoo
And as wise
Truly a paragon of wisdom
He's like a really big dog. He ages faster and had a much shorter lifespan than the average. Picture Andre the giant in your mind. Now understand that he was like 30.
I hate to be disrespectful but Sam is looking progressively more grotesque.
Looks more Jewish
@@garycobiak5926 synonymous
Tbh I think he's looking better than he did for a while. Not as good as he was but definitely not at his lowest now.
i want to shear him.
So if he was prettier, would you nut in him?
Sam Hyde goes back in time and talks to a young George Lucas, Fascinating stuff guys.
😶🤔🤭🤣
Sam Hyde is what happens when you take steroids but don’t work out
LOOOOOL
He takes them as nootropics
spot on
How do I turn into Leon Trotsky? Share your routine, Sam.
temporal lobe epilepsy
Leon BRONSTEIN**
bloatmaxx then suddenly deflatemaxx
He's just lucky with his hair
Stop asking
Become neo con its trotskyism
Sam's experience in school was similar to Dahmer's.
He can't keep getting away with this
hurhurr reddit he cant keep getting away with this xD!!1
“Doing a dahmer”
So he got a personal tour of the whitehouse too?
This aged weirdly
sam hyde will complete the system of german idealism
Sam Hyde is the perfect Germanic man
>manifesto
Oh no sam
It's almost like he is trying to warn us...
We should have seen the signs
Meditations by Samuel Aurelius
These kids on their break at the GameStop?
Congratulations to Sam's two co-hosts! The transgender hormone therapy was an evident success (impressive facial hair, ladies...I mean gentlemen).
Holy shit lol
I've been working in the oil fields for seven years and I can confirm that two hours on Twitter is more exhausting than a sixteen hour shift
neckbeard hobbit pretending to smoke there
R u gay boi
Ho fuck I saw that
dude didnt touch his cigarette once
honestly who the fuck is this cringetard
Lime and Limpid Green Engleburt Humpledink
Kantbot and the other guy are cool but they need to start lifting. Posture, demeanor, and quality of life will be boosted. We gotta build up our brothers
Be like sam
This but unironically
lifting is for guys who don't do manly enough things for the rest of the day.
We need to start our own communities.
@@gramursowanfaborden5820 ok
Kantbot and Warren look like a midwestern elderly couple
Who needs dads? I was raised by imageboards
Wow that’s what kantbot looks like? I’ll never give his pretentious tweets about literature the same gravitas in my head again.
ikr really put things in perspective
Is it me or does Sam Hyde have the same forehead as pennywise
If the gumroad app worked even a little bit I'd quit my job and watch this stuff all day on my Obamba phone.
Same, but I am starting to think that the words are real and the demons can see my thoughts.
Obungaphone
Sam has that kingdom hearts Sora look to him
The parallels between KH and Sam are quite extensive- some saying that KH was written off Sam's life. Except instead of visiting multiple worlds, Sam visited multiple schools. And instead of Goofy and Donald, Sam had his friends Smith and Wes-
Either that or earthbound.
You mean Heinrich Himmler
Same experience here. Had a completely useless boomer dad (zfg mentality to his kids’ outcome) & had to learn to be my own father very early. Straight wisdom from Sam.
I feel like that is one of the primary reasons people like Jordan Peterson are so popular nowadays, at least in regards to his life advice stuff.
I’m exactly the same, mate. It’s a struggle.
cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
Yo I came here to talk about this exactly. My boomer dad couldn’t care less who I date where I live how I earn a living how I’m ever gonna be able to raise a family. Fuck I’ve given him more advice over the last few years than he’s given me. Wtf is wrong with baby boomers are they all mentally retarded?
Sorry but what does 'zfg' stand for?
7:49 "alot of young guys have to learn to be their own dad"
Sams right about dads not steering their kids in a good direction. Almost all parents I know have this gay idea that you should let kids "do what they want lol". thats stupid. you have to tell kids to do things that are good and constructive or they will just be good at playing fortnight.
Or… let them do they’re own mistakes.. and learn for themselves.. I flunked out of college.. went to art school dropped out.. got heavy into drugs… worked retail for a year and realized I needed more im now a vídeo editor for 2 of the biggest Tv stations in my country. Gotta let them fuck up. And remember kids its not too late
For only $5.00, you can get the full two hours of this.
Dude deserves it, I've subscribed.
@@Tom79136 hell I might pay $6
I'll pay two Hydecoin
AHH JEEZ DUDE, FIVE DOLLARS?
@@str8904 its just some guy rambling.
Im torn on Hyde. Ive seen some of his stuff, and it can be funny. But this sort of, "let me just rant for 2 hours" shit is deeply uninteresting.
Theres some insight here but Im not crazy about it
This is the exact kind of activity that I expect would happen in the dilapidated parking lot behind a vacant strip mall.
The filter is giving Sam the look of a liver disfunction patient
I love how the 2 manlets have to stand far enough away from Sam, so they don't make Sam look freakishly tall.
Dude in the red is easily 5'11" or 6'0".
Sam has used way to much HGH.
10:03 FBI agent creeps in a car then moves faster when noticed.
"When I log in I might as well be going down a coal elevator for my 12 hour shift. That's how I feel."
RELATABLE
Sam's head is barely struggling to contain all that grey matter. The man's gonna' need a cart to wheel around his exceptional cranium in 5 years.
1 more year
Can't wait for the app, I'm tired of writing my own forum posts and dating profile bio.
It sick it piss
I died when the loser got cut-off at 4:00 and just gave up lmfao
the first alien doesnt even inhale his cig
Do Americans really do this?
the bigger cheese no
@@woodlandnetwork8575 not people that actually enjoy a smoke.
@@woodlandnetwork8575 no it’s just that fat hobbit.
sam blocked me on twitter
Fucj
sam blocked me on insta
Ya meant butthole
The most edgiest edgelord utterance an edgelord could say
sam blocked me on deviantart
Go pay for the gumroad subscription. It's worth it 100%
- not Sam
My man with the neckbeard needs to fix his posture, does he have a hunch or sumtin, not trying to hate here.
@Long Nards lmaoooo fax
There are moments here where you can tell Sam wants to riff/joke about and it just isn't happening
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This is such a cool vid. The stuff he said about kids having to be their own mentors really resonates with me. And the part where he talks about his creative work being really rewarding and making him happy. I fully understand that. I'll probably never be as successful as Sam Hyde but no one can take my creativity away. Even if I just end up being a cashier in a grocery store I could still have a great social life and be creative. When you get into the creative groove it really is like playing tetris all night. Or minecraft
damn u typed all that to make a sarcastic joke?
@唐三藏 hahaha good point
Dude are those Lugz? They make the best non work boots.
Flex
Sam Hyde is a big dude. Head shoulders knees and toes above the competition
"the thing about shooters, is that they were all under heavy psychiatry" - I mean, that's a soft way of saying "loaded and fucked up on anti-psychotics who's biggest adverse side effect is violent thoughts and behavior".
That shit hits deep when Sam and the guys are talking about how nowadays you have to teach yourself how to become a good man. That is very true, and it's honestly up to us to not be beta fathers to our kids for the next generation
A combination of Steve from blues clues and Pennywise.
My boy out here morphing into Karl Marx.
Nah, Bakunin.
Sam Hyde is a genius. The voice of a generation.
Young Karl Marx, young George Lucas, and a lesbian have a talk.
Kantbot x Sam Hyde Based
How Sam manages to be somewhat right (minus all the idiotic pseudoscience) about how grotesque, souless, and tame society has become and then supports one of the two halves responsible for this is beyond me. Anyway, what happened to his head.
'There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so,'
I like Hyde alot, he's a clever disturbed guy, however he's got an utterly toxic world view.
He's a modern day Diogenes, lol.
90% of the people who watched this had no clue what they were talking about. Plenty of comments about their looks, but only surface layer in truth.
I love how everyone Sam hangs out with all look like left-wing hipsters but they're all right-wing extremists.
The years have aged Nicholas Cage hard
Sam Hyde has the world record for destroyed careers. I’d say he’s pretty successful
He is a Phoenix though.
WHAT IS SAM DOING HANGING WITH THESE BETAS
I seriously talk about this all the time with my “liberal” friends and they think I’m insane. Thats literally what they want though.
Also God is a great role model.
I’m glad Sam Hyde has his voice back. He isn’t just trying to sound like a black lumberjack
His career goal is to end up like Arthur Fleck finally getting on the late night talk show.
George Lucas needs to learn how to smoke.
is that kantbot?
Kantbot really out there representing german idealism looking like hell and denouncing white interest being a legitimate thing lmao. people like him who proclaim its about ethnicity and culture not race are domesticated to the point of having no survival instinct whatsoever. furthermore race necessarily comes before ethnicity and culture can even exist lmao, want to preserve a cultural identity? you have to first secure the physical species whose behavior generates the culture in the first place
"Dark Web Aficionado"
Holy shit it’s the German idealist dude
8:59 JOKER
It's weird how far apart they are standing
So? Nobody has mentorship... And if you're lucky enough, to get one or get into a profession where you need one to get licensed or certified, you have to kiss so much ass and ride the tightrope so close just to survive, that when/if you DO get licensed or certified; When you screw up, it's cheaper for the place that hires you to fire you and start over, than it does to develop you and make you more experienced and competent over the long term.
You want friends in business? Work for yourself or join the military.
We are so overvalued as a society. We don't even teach our kids that life isn't fair, and that sometimes people lose and have to start over so often and so badly that su i c ide seems like a viable option and is a comforting thought.
Help isnt coming. You're it. Get good. We need you. It's up to us!
why can no-one involved with any aspect of mde smoke properly, jesus christ its like some teenagers pretending to smoke to be edgy
It's so they don't damage their lungs too much.
Chris Chan travels back in time to give George Lucas ideas for Star Wars
I just finished a job wiring up a dryer/separator at a stevia farm.
I had never even heard of stevia.
They grow it in North Carolina and ship it to Chile to process then bring it back to NC!
It’s insane!
Super true btw. My father never taught me anything. Most of my lessons, I learned myself with no help. Your dad can be there but that doesn't mean he's good implicitly.
Born in 81, my father was soon divorced.
He walked 5 miles daily into DC everyday to make a career and supported me.
38 years later I'm a father of 2, work ethic and honing skills is the name of the game in my house.
How do you have a goatee and a 5 o’clock shadow at the same time?
You could screenshot at a random point and I guarantee it’s the saddest thing you’ve ever seen
Hahahhahahaha
Underrated coment💀
I don't need to listen to this shit. My wife just surprised me with an $80,000 SUV! Yeaaaaa dawg! Ballin
Sam got that Quaker Oats Man hairdo
theyre all so poorly postured.
I'm sure they're sad you don't want to fuck them
September 30th HW Weckingball the skateboarder?
Digging the new schizophrenic patient look Sam.
This was a really good interview. Sam is cool as hell.
Dark powers are at work here, per usual.
Sams head like ken Griffey jr on the simpsons when he drinks the serum
Kid on the right has got some weird energy.
it's the smell of autism; if you'd ever been around them before you can tell right away that it's just him trying to mimic what he thinks how a normal human would act in an inquisitive manner. Otherwise he'd just be standing there, slack jawed with his round neo-double chin jiggling softly in the breeze.
@@Gogglesofkrome
Calculating stance...
Calculating response..
Executing
Those 2 dudes look like Sams little hobbit servants
Complaining about HAVING to forum post and it being as mentally draining as working a shift in a coal mine is the most snowflakey thing i’ve heard so far in 2019
Too blackpilling
I had no idea Sam was friends with Rolf Harris
Sam's dressed like Chris chan
where do I download the beta
just thinknif kantbot was a leftist or didn't agree with sam, sam would be absolutely roasting his physiognomy, but Sam's slipping in that department as well lmao
Man Gene Wilder looks horrible
Sam is a master at talking about how he's going to do it, getting the enjoyment from telling you about the thing he's about to make, then never making it.
Sam looks 60 while hes 3952328 years old
Sam’s forehead screams “I’m coming for you Peyton Manning!”
why does Earthbound music make me sad
Save your sides do not read the comments.
Why are these guys hanging out in a suburban corporate park???