Harry Potter's Book Rejected First Lines | Mock The Week
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2020
- How many first lines do you think were rejected for Harry Potter's book? Our comedians have some good answers. 🤓 ⚡
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Series 03, Episode 2.
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Ed, Hugh, and Frankie. The dream team.
Back when Mock The Week was actually funny! 😂
Andy
Back in the day when Dara still had the last signs of his hair
And before Ed Byrne got glasses.
Before the egg
And was rather thinner....or is that just the broken aspect ratio?
Dara's hair was magically transferred to Hugh's face...
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis:
- it couldn't have been true, I took Beatrice to a pizza express in Woking.
- thanks to an incident in the Falklands I can't sweat.
"It's not as good as that one!"
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wow the aspect ratio on the original video must have been delightful
Might be a way to bypass the copyright and DRM. It’s possible that the actual copyright holder, has had to skew it to avoid being blocked.
MatchstalkMan yeh probably. We used to have to watch whole TV series like this before RUclips upped its copyright game.
It was originally filmed in anamorphic.
Might be to have it fill out the sides. It wasn't that long ago that the normal TV format/aspect was 4:3 rather than 16:9 like we see these days.
@@nicoletelovejoy5565 It's quite something when the official channel of a TV show posts clips that are as lo-fi as the ones posted by piraters.
"After finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves" - So dark!
I thought it was dick joke. They "finished" in the cafeteria and now turned their "wands" on themselves.
@@Wolfknight16 It's a Columbine joke.
I still don't get it
@@wonderwend1 its related to a school shooting incident. The gunmen killed everyone then themselves. The joke is Harry and Ron did the same thing at Hogwarts.
@@Wolfknight16 thanks for explaining
Ed, Hugh and Frankie utterly killed it this round.
Now we see how Jo complained about the way they fight over the mike...
Frankie made that so frustrating to watch.
You know Ron, said Hermione, it’s times like this when I wonder why they don’t teach about puberty at Hogwarts.
Hahahahah!
You know when a Frankie joke is offensive when the person who goes next decides not to say their joke
I think it’s more funny than offensive
Regarding Frankie's first Harry Potter joke, there are some fan theories on the web that say Harry Potter is actually suffering mental trauma from child abuse in the Worsley house, and so Hogwarts is just a fantasy where his mind mentally 'escapes' in order to cope with living in a cupboard and being mistreated.
3:06 that wasn’t a joke. He was just letting us know his current situation.
Freaky, eh!
Seeing he’s all ready for it he can join Frankie at 3:12
Yikes. When Dara had that piece of paper at the end, I thought for a second it was a face mask he was about to put on. I must be getting desensitised to the damn things.
*Mock the Week* (S3, Ep 02; September 21, 2006)
Team 1: Andy Parsons (captain), Jo Brand, Robin Ince.
Team 2: Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis (captain), Ed Byrne.
No more Rory. Sob.
“Now, Mr Potter,” said Professor McGonigle, “You lie back and I’ll be on top.”
now that would be an unhelpful thing to say in a crisis
No one beat Frankie Boyle, it’s been shit ever since he left. What an icon
"Engorgio! Petrificus localus! Yeah baby!"
Anybody notice how Frankie Boyle starts heading for the mike before Dara even announces the subject?
I think that’s an edit. Video time is condensed when they put audio of Dara announcing the category over the first comedian’s walk toward the mic.
They know the subjects in advance, so they have time to prepare material. There's even one of these videos where one of the comedians gets confused and does a joke for the second scenario while they're still on the first one.
00:41😂😂😂
Back in the Dursley’s home, the bars on Harry’s window didn’t work, so Uncle Vernon put up a security system in Harry’s room.
Really young Hugh Dennis!!!!!
really young! he's about 40 ffs😂😂😂
Yeah only in his 40s here😕
Pre-beard Hugh!
As always funny as hell
I love how the last one is just Andy screaming.
Mock The Week, any news on when production will start up again? Can't wait to hear the Panel's take on the past year.
I think this was originally 4:3 and has been zoomed into fit 16:9 (aspect ratios)
Well, the mic is RIGHT NEXT to Hugh's team.
“So, I’ve just got the new Hogwarts subject timetable, here. Transfigurations - three lessons a week, one double lesson of Charms and Potions and History of Magic last thing on Friday afternoon. So when do we study Maths and English?”
‘This is for evrrynn’
02:53 Andy Parsons is referencing when Pope Benedict XVI quoted from a medieval text as he criticized Islam in a speech.
You know it’s OLD when Dara has actual hair
"He what? I'm sorry but, you're victim Harry"
This has to be pre-scripted, at least partially. Frankie Boyle walked up to the mic almost before the words came up on screen
It could just be a retake. There's plenty of behind the scenes showing them doing stuff over and over.
It is. There's no way they could come up with those off the cuff.
The comedians get the topics for Scenes We’d Like To See before they go in the show so they’ve got stuff ready. They know roughly what news topics will be discussed, and when they do the Wheel Of News most comedians incorporate a little bit of their recent stand up into it. It’s not fully scripted but they’re given a lot of time to prepare.
How does buzzer work?
It was the worst of times… _reparo!_ it was the best of times!
BRING FRANKIE BACK
BRING FRANKIE BACK
BRING FRANKIE BACK
Thank god he’s gone.
Someone please remind me of the name of the third chap on the team with Andy Parsons & Jo Brand!
Robin Ince
@@worldofinterest Thank you! That was driving me crazy.
Thought it was Tom Scott at first
Robin's right, it wasn't.
So Mr Potter said the the head of the antidrugs agency, tell me about your epereince chasing the Dragon
Its always better with ed byrne
Omg is this the first Scenes We'd Like To See??
0:58
0:53 and it never will be
Aah, those good old days when Dara had sideburns, and Jo Brand was a babe.
Rejected first lines for the new Harry Potter book: “The End”
For everon.
All better than Joanne's latest tripe
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Ron and Harry turned their wands on themselves".
I don't get it. A British pun perhaps?
I believe it was a reference to the Columbine high school massacre here in the US.
The term "they turned there guns/knife on themselves" is a phrase meaning after a killing, they killed themselves.
I think it is leaning more into columbine joke as they where talking about the cafeteria
If anything it's too American.
Next up before the OFSTED inquiry was Professor McGonnigle. " Is it a fact that for 40 years you've been teaching Trans studies but your school wont allow Trans students?
I don't get it.
Transfiguration is the subject taught by Prof McGonnigle-its turning something into something else. J K Rowling who wrote the books has made comments against transgender people. having certain rights.Ofsted is the government agency charged with ensuring that education meets government requirements and guidelines
“You see Harry despite the poly juice potion letting us change appearance and even gender, our writer says that that’s wrong” said Hermione
"No", said Harry. "It's not that it's wrong to change gender. But even though we have swapped, I'm still the boy, so I still get to bugger you. Not the other way around."
Except she literally never said being transgender was wrong, she just doesn't think they're *literally* women. What is it with trans activists and exaggerating everything to portray themselves as victims?
*AAAAHHHHH*
Why does Dara look like someone stabbed his neck?
You know how people say they miss Frankie? I don't.
Same. He told some good jokes, but also some horrible ones. I like the younger crowd.
Oh, I wonder what current news story made them decide to put this video up.
Women and children first.
Then we can try to actually solve the problem.
[Oooh, I'm going to hell for that one]
You know they're getting desperate when they allow Frankie Boyle back in their RUclips videos! Not complaining, but they seem to regret how hard he went in some places.
regret which ones exactly?
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis: "_____________________" - Donald Trump
No. If Trump says nothing, that IS the best response in a crisis.
@@SidneyBroadshead I _think_ we're saying the same thing. "_____________________" was meant as fill in the blank. Way too clever attempt at saying anything.
Remember when BBC shows picked guests because they were funny or had some sort of talent?
Unhelpful thing to say in a crisis: CORONAVIRUS
Ron, Hermione, I'm trans.
First? Wow.
Harry Potter and J. K. Rowling's bigoted crusade against trans people.
That books actually just her twitter feed.
what "bigoted crusade"? Because she won't lie and tell them they're literally the same as actual women who have lived their entire lives as women and have been socialized as women? Sorry, but the trans activism the US is pushing is anti-reality and constantly lies about and demonizes women who are hurt by them to portray themselves as victims.