PACIFIST ASSASSINS CREED?!? Can You Beat AC Odyssey Without Killing Challenge? (PERFECTLY BALANCED)

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
  • Assassins creed is a legendary game series that tasks the player with hunting down and assassinating various evil forces hell bent on ruining humanity! Naturally in order to stop the bad guys you have to flamboyantly eliminate them! Today however we are playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey which is an action role-playing video game developed by Ubisoft. It is the 11th game in the AC series and in my opinion it is the best entry into the series. Odyssey really hammed up the RPG and exploration side of things and hey it paid off! But today we are ignoring the standard path setout by ubisoft and we are instead trying to see if can beat this game that is deadset on killing people by NOT killing people! Thats right we will instead be using Ikaros the bird to defeat every single enemy instead of doing it ourselves! Making it technically possible to beat the AC odyssey without killing challenge!!!
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Can You Beat Assassin's Creed challenge!
    Thanks to the reddit for suggesting this silly playstyle!!!!
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    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
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    Title: PACIFIST ASSASSINS CREED?!? Can You Beat AC Odyssey Without Killing Challenge? (PERFECTLY BALANCED)
    #Pacifist #Challenge #Funny

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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 3 года назад +3621

    Murder bird is my favourite assassin's creed character

    • @danielknight8351
      @danielknight8351 3 года назад +125

      This was not the conversation I expected to read today

    • @phoenixgods1
      @phoenixgods1 3 года назад +49

      i like the part where they dream of murder bird

    • @spookype3325
      @spookype3325 3 года назад +23

      Birb's backstory was getting killed, now he grows his power.

    • @The7thgiver
      @The7thgiver 3 года назад +15

      Insert epic sax here

    • @nerosoul2506
      @nerosoul2506 3 года назад +5

      Pretty sure its named after a god in this game so that makes sense

  • @pettiguy2702
    @pettiguy2702 3 года назад +2177

    I think that’s how ethics work.

    • @Ebiko
      @Ebiko 3 года назад +50

      @@thespiffingbrit its still an incitement - but hey :D , its less of a crime ^^

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 3 года назад +75

      @@Ebiko
      Got evidence of incitement, your honor?

    • @Fun4luve
      @Fun4luve 3 года назад +78

      @@innocentbystander3317 clearly it's an act of god, idk maybe they forsaked Zeus or something along those lines.

    • @kazaktranslator9850
      @kazaktranslator9850 3 года назад +51

      @@Fun4luve -Who killed that man?
      A guy with a blood covered bird - Must be the gods
      -Oh, those gods, what can you do

    • @rimirutempest2437
      @rimirutempest2437 3 года назад +13

      @@kazaktranslator9850 I don't think you understand, WE are the bird god

  • @CJ-zr6li
    @CJ-zr6li 3 года назад +874

    “But your honor I can’t be held accountable for the deaths these people. It was my pet bird who I trained to do it, which means I am in no way whatsoever responsible.”

    • @rimirutempest2437
      @rimirutempest2437 3 года назад +82

      "I was nowhere near those people when they died, how was it my fault?"

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 3 года назад +67

      honestly, I'm not even sure that's his pet bird. It looks more like the guy was cursed with a swarm of murder falcons. I mean, how was he directing them to kill those dudes when he was inside the house?

    • @rimirutempest2437
      @rimirutempest2437 3 года назад +26

      @@SomeGuy-ty7kr "See your honor, I can't be held accountable for anything!"

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 3 года назад +4

      I swear if I find a knife In an alligator, or if I even see a single clown, I'm gonna flip.

    • @MonsterCC
      @MonsterCC 3 года назад +6

      I know a guy who specializes in bird law

  • @danielashley5246
    @danielashley5246 3 года назад +664

    The chances of dying to a murder bird are low, but never zero.

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman 2 года назад +14

      Dramatically higher in Ancient Greece.

    • @derwolf3006
      @derwolf3006 Год назад

      You ever played Far Cry 4? The eagles where so annoying!

  • @YourLocalCopiumDealer
    @YourLocalCopiumDealer 3 года назад +691

    Spiff: jumps off a giant statue into a pile of leaves.
    "Don't do this at home..."
    Me: positioning my pile of tea leaves under my massive statue of the Queen.
    "Great, now he tells me..."

    • @icecream6256
      @icecream6256 3 года назад +29

      Heretics !, you're supposed to drink tea and respect the leaves, not put it on the floor
      Guards ! Get him
      Xd

    • @infuscolumen
      @infuscolumen 3 года назад +10

      @@icecream6256 Off with his head?

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 3 года назад +16

      @@infuscolumen
      No, off with his organs first, THEN off with his head. That's free money you're throwing away!

    • @godsavethequeen4675
      @godsavethequeen4675 Год назад +1

      @@infuscolumen off with the bottom head then after 30 minutes off with his actual head

  • @evanshirley6089
    @evanshirley6089 3 года назад +1761

    Spiff discovers drone warfare in Ancient Greece.

    • @chillylizerd
      @chillylizerd 3 года назад +11

      I want to see examples of hunting with a falcon now. RUclips ahoy!

    • @Kilrkali
      @Kilrkali 2 года назад +7

      How did he kill the cyclops though because you have to kill him before you get a boat?

    • @evanbrown3275
      @evanbrown3275 2 года назад +1

      Nice name

    • @jakeneuner7774
      @jakeneuner7774 2 года назад +4

      *Obama has entered the chat*

    • @idkidk7606
      @idkidk7606 Год назад +1

      @@Kilrkali that's too good a point

  • @noottoot1523
    @noottoot1523 3 года назад +1141

    Imagine Athenian soldiers trying to explain that their whole fort was murdered by a flock of eagles

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 года назад +86

      Thankfully No need to explain anything, they are dead

    • @user-io2on9ho5s
      @user-io2on9ho5s 3 года назад +4

      I think there is some nonsense that usa was responsible for our military dictatorship it will do

    • @lorisewsstuff1607
      @lorisewsstuff1607 3 года назад +40

      Could have been worse. Could have been murdered by a Flock of Seagulls. Then there would have been 80's music involved.

    • @BigF707
      @BigF707 3 года назад +8

      gandalf was right

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 3 года назад +14

      Well, it's clearly because they didn't sacrifice enough to Zeus. That's why he either turned into an eagle himself or sent one as an ambassador of his wrath.

  • @TFalconwing
    @TFalconwing 3 года назад +539

    This is the most violent Pokémon game I've ever watched.

    • @forteanmobius3272
      @forteanmobius3272 3 года назад +16

      Assassin's Pokémon? Pokémon's Creed?

    • @mofocardinal
      @mofocardinal 3 года назад +9

      Read the Pokemon manga. Stark difference from the anime in terms of violence. LOL

    • @linspecteurdespipi2769
      @linspecteurdespipi2769 3 года назад +2

      when the pidgey kills humans instead of pokemon

    • @dimitrilepain3821
      @dimitrilepain3821 3 года назад +4

      @@forteanmobius3272 Assassin's Creed: Indigo League

  • @sloanemactire8780
    @sloanemactire8780 3 года назад +186

    "Did you hear Orkos died?"
    "No way! Orkos?! He was a fierce mercenary. How'd he die?"
    "Pecked to death by birds."
    "Huh. Well, I guess he was overstating his fierceness."

    • @gruphius
      @gruphius 2 года назад +4

      I was the one who found the exploit and reported it on the Reddit and I actually used it because I wanted to kill the lvl 50 mercenary while being lvl 13 and I didn't want to engage (since he was able to one-shot me), so I decided to let my bird peck him to death, lol

    • @brandenmoore8813
      @brandenmoore8813 2 года назад +2

      Rip orkos he was my favorite yogurt

  • @gingerinajacket8519
    @gingerinajacket8519 3 года назад +67

    *Avengers 1 scene*
    Loki: I have an army
    The Spiffing Brit: I have a bird

  • @seawes2279
    @seawes2279 3 года назад +587

    Imagine being one of the legendary animals of Greek legend and being hyped up for centuries just to get absolutely shredded by a falcon

    • @Thomasguillerault
      @Thomasguillerault 3 года назад +11

      murder bird

    • @WeirdTroll666
      @WeirdTroll666 3 года назад +11

      @@thespiffingbrit as a Greek i can confirm

    • @robjohnson3095
      @robjohnson3095 3 года назад +9

      I think Pythagoras implies all the bird protagonists in the AC games are the same bird, and it's actually some kind of autonomous self repairing telepathic drone.

    • @cato447
      @cato447 3 года назад

      @@robjohnson3095 of course bird is the short form of drone

    • @RainOn2SunnyDay
      @RainOn2SunnyDay 3 года назад

      There's a reason falcons aren't extinct yet

  • @gustavogarcia8783
    @gustavogarcia8783 3 года назад +290

    "My ancestor was an assassin..."
    Proceeds to enter the Animus and become a bird

    • @KorilD
      @KorilD 3 года назад +21

      Considering all the mythology of the era about gods becoming animals and boning humans, resulting in either monsters or demigods...

    • @titojesusmane9540
      @titojesusmane9540 3 года назад +28

      Ezio 'Bird Fucker' audietore

    • @lunarwolf9180
      @lunarwolf9180 3 года назад +1

      Sounds like ac 3 to me

  • @yeswebb5743
    @yeswebb5743 3 года назад +234

    Turning AC Odyssey into a turn based game, but it’s always my turn.

  • @TDR0721
    @TDR0721 3 года назад +204

    Seems like a lot of frames were murdered during the making of this video! Haha

    • @christian-sd5km
      @christian-sd5km 3 года назад +3

      I kinda would like to see the fps counter

    • @greenninja9330
      @greenninja9330 3 года назад +16

      I think it’s the recording not the game itself as we would probably complain about the frames if they were as bad as this video looks

    • @canes4ever162
      @canes4ever162 2 года назад +5

      Yeah the frame rate made this a hard watch

  • @DukeRevolution
    @DukeRevolution 3 года назад +226

    Next Spiffing Brit challenges:
    - Dance Dance Revolution without music or arrows
    - Making toast without any bread
    - Guitar Hero without electricity or a controller
    - Brewing tea without any fluid

    • @AwesomeRara
      @AwesomeRara 3 года назад +8

      Making toast without any bread:
      Step 1: find a worthy cause
      Step 2: get a cup
      Step 3: fill cup with expired grape water
      Step 4: ???
      Step 5: profit

    • @AlphaSections
      @AlphaSections 3 года назад

      @@AwesomeRara Well played!

    • @piratenflipper
      @piratenflipper 3 года назад

      1. dance choreography for a silent film
      2.??
      3.air guitar
      4. steam is not a liquid

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 года назад

      I Already Did The 2nd.

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 3 года назад +638

    "Don't try this at home."
    I literally _just_ finished my replica giant statue of Zeus. Now you're telling me I can't use it?

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 3 года назад +57

      Not without the replica pile of leaves at the bottom, no.

    • @HayabusaRyuu
      @HayabusaRyuu 3 года назад +48

      You can still have fun with his massive rod

    • @thegrandestbazaar4800
      @thegrandestbazaar4800 3 года назад +10

      @@HayabusaRyuu yes

    • @grim1427
      @grim1427 3 года назад +12

      That's why when I see people doing crazy stuff on the internet I always go and do it right away before they can tell me not to try it at home.

    • @abadgurl2010
      @abadgurl2010 3 года назад +1

      I mean, this video makes me really want to try this irl and I'm generally a peaceful person.

  • @connersweet7086
    @connersweet7086 3 года назад +259

    I would die for Murder Bird.
    Murder Bird: Yes, that’s kind of the point

  • @lordshadowz2448
    @lordshadowz2448 3 года назад +709

    Spiff: “I had nothing to do with this murder”
    Also Spiff: trains thousands of birds for mass genocide

    • @aclassicguardsman946
      @aclassicguardsman946 3 года назад +13

      Pretty sure ordering somebody to kill another person is not pacifism

    • @darkstalkerknight63
      @darkstalkerknight63 3 года назад +17

      @@aclassicguardsman946 keyword there is somebody.

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN 3 года назад +13

      @@darkstalkerknight63 A bird is not a somebody it's a somebird.

    • @johannesluttmann1867
      @johannesluttmann1867 2 года назад +4

      This version of Spiff is the perfect reincarnation of "lawful evil."

  • @FPSNecromancerBob
    @FPSNecromancerBob 3 года назад +26

    18:05 Unintentional recreation of the punishment Zeus gave to Prometheus.

  • @L-etoile-d-argent
    @L-etoile-d-argent 2 года назад +214

    Considering the Artemis armor set (if I'm remembering correctly) gives bonuses to hunter dmg, you could also stack the bird with that and literally any other weapon with hunter bonuses. Might even manage to defeat the legendary beasts with Ikaros

    • @redemptionkid9987
      @redemptionkid9987 2 года назад +4

      Doesn't that require killing the legendary animals?

    • @gotcha5665
      @gotcha5665 Год назад

      @@redemptionkid9987 but not all

    • @legion6211
      @legion6211 Год назад

      Well yes.but I do assasin damage with op combo. Ezio armor rapier. Hero strike. Parry hero strike parry hero strike repeat

    • @Iamthecallout
      @Iamthecallout Год назад

      @@legion6211 thats smart might i use that strategy good sir

    • @legion6211
      @legion6211 Год назад

      @@Iamthecallout Level 14. 100k.

  • @leo1
    @leo1 3 года назад +467

    "The bird is mightier than the sword."

  • @qzy-179SanTzxkW
    @qzy-179SanTzxkW 3 года назад +79

    Spiff might've been a pacifist, but the pc murdered that framerate

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account 3 года назад +7

      The PC's not the problem, the problem is ubi's shit DRM slowing the game down

    • @qzy-179SanTzxkW
      @qzy-179SanTzxkW 3 года назад

      @@My_Old_YT_Account Denuvo? Cuz that one sux

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account 3 года назад

      @@qzy-179SanTzxkW Yeah they stacked 2 DRMs, one of which is denuvo if I remember correctly

    • @vladvah77
      @vladvah77 3 года назад +1

      @@My_Old_YT_Account For either Origins or Odyssey they actually stacked 3 f***ing DRM layers - Denuvo anti-tampering, VMProtect virtualization AND their own Uplay/Ustore shit. This is madness bro!!!

  • @SentiNel090
    @SentiNel090 3 года назад +434

    Poor intern at EA, you say? Spiff did not drink enough tea while recording this.

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 3 года назад +37

      Is there really a difference, at this point?

    • @mervynlan7727
      @mervynlan7727 3 года назад +57

      @@innocentbystander3317 no, one make sports gambling machine, the other one make grindfeast that is buggy and can be skipped with micro transactions.

    • @jasondiend4248
      @jasondiend4248 3 года назад +9

      @@mervynlan7727 More to the point. One makes sports gambling games that run at 300000000fps. While the other makes a slide show of single images that forces you to pay in order to play at any decent level of fps to them decent is 10fps.

    • @Neandertron
      @Neandertron 3 года назад +26

      Ubisoft outsources the dongs to EA

    • @backupplan6058
      @backupplan6058 3 года назад +7

      @@Neandertron there are no better experts on the subject that EA. They have to look at them daily known as management.

  • @hydrocannons7573
    @hydrocannons7573 3 года назад +42

    This is the Birdemic prequel the world needed.

  • @Ness3Cancer69
    @Ness3Cancer69 2 года назад +24

    makes you realize why everyone knows Alexios/Cassandra as "eagle bearer". They follow behind the bird of death

  • @eondara8519
    @eondara8519 3 года назад +149

    Spiff: "We're going to play a game revolved around assassinations and murders as a PACIFIST."
    Immortal Murder Bird: *HA HA, TALONS GO BRRR*

    • @eondara8519
      @eondara8519 3 года назад

      Dang, I did not expect this many likes. Thank you all! Keep up the good work!

  • @Kemot300
    @Kemot300 3 года назад +201

    Spiff: My hands are clean! I killed nobody.
    Bene Gesserit: He speaks the truth. Though something stinks here
    King: It's the corpses of the people that he apparently did not murder.

  • @wearypirates
    @wearypirates 3 года назад +371

    This is what you get when you combine Assassin’s Creed and Angry Birds.

    • @Jamal_Tyrone
      @Jamal_Tyrone 3 года назад +6

      Or the eagle attacks from far cry 4 with assassins creed, oh shit son, they're both UbiSoft games!!!

  • @leonard_y32
    @leonard_y32 3 года назад +22

    "HOWEVER, our BIRD is going to become a mass murderer."
    Of course, Spiff, of course.

  • @SagaciousDjinn
    @SagaciousDjinn 3 года назад +24

    As someone who inspires to get into falconry, I find a special level of daydreaming from this.
    Edit: this gives "Press F to pay respects" an entirely new meaning.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 3 года назад +181

    Captain: We're wearing armor and have swords, why is a random bird slaughtering us?!
    Bird's Dinosaur Ancestors: *GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!!!*

    • @liquidsnail7305
      @liquidsnail7305 3 года назад +13

      My ancestors are smiling at me imperial can yo- oh wait wrong game

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 3 года назад +5

      @@liquidsnail7305
      Gotta keep my eyes open. Damned birds could swoop down at any time.

    • @justinmiller1191
      @justinmiller1191 2 года назад +1

      Qapla'

  • @gwonbusH
    @gwonbusH 3 года назад +69

    Ikaros is actually an entire flock of Stymphalion Birds fused into a single murderous entity.

  • @darkquaesar2460
    @darkquaesar2460 3 года назад +150

    imagine walking around doing greek things and then getting pecked to death by a random bird

    • @azahel542
      @azahel542 3 года назад +2

      I hate when that happens

    • @WeirdTroll666
      @WeirdTroll666 3 года назад +4

      As a Greek i can confirm

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 3 года назад +2

      Cover yourself in birdseed and you can experience it! :)

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 3 года назад +1

      Next time make better sacrifices to the gods.

    • @maxtitanium223
      @maxtitanium223 3 года назад

      I love your profile pic, do you have a link?

  • @WesAndRuss
    @WesAndRuss 3 года назад +27

    Spiff: pacifist run
    Also Spiff: kill everyone I see

  • @damnsong8675309
    @damnsong8675309 3 года назад +15

    -wipes tear from eye-
    "Hitchcock would be proud."

  • @EclecticFruit
    @EclecticFruit 3 года назад +100

    Dear diary,
    I have not been murdered by a bird today.
    Best like ever spent.

    • @PotatoPrem
      @PotatoPrem 3 года назад +1

      Yea but you are however killed by murder kangaroo.

  • @theprogrammer1
    @theprogrammer1 3 года назад +154

    Alternative title: British man recreates Hitchcock's The Birds in AC Odyssey

    • @Heksu99
      @Heksu99 3 года назад +8

      At least someone noticed that thisbis just recreation.

    • @davidsuda6110
      @davidsuda6110 3 года назад +1

      We were warned and didn't listen.

  • @Ayylex
    @Ayylex 3 года назад +214

    Murder bird for life 😫😎

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +2

      ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very sweet girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 not-alive orangutans oh nooo) in my perfectly great videos that most people consider to be the reason of life! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid ayyy

    • @drago3732
      @drago3732 3 года назад +7

      I've got bird protection so I'm safe

    • @Thomasguillerault
      @Thomasguillerault 3 года назад +2

      👌 👍

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 3 года назад +4

      @@thespiffingbrit Nah, he just wants to play. (With your intestines.)

    • @abadgurl2010
      @abadgurl2010 3 года назад +1

      @@thespiffingbrit Bird protection for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @endlessnoodle3056
    @endlessnoodle3056 2 года назад +111

    Brit: Murders half the Greece with his murderbird to complete the game without killing anyone.
    Game's way of playing as pacifist: *sad unarmed noises *

  • @OMEGATHROWAWAY
    @OMEGATHROWAWAY 2 года назад +13

    "i feel sorry for the poor intern at EA who had to model thjat bad boy"
    Spiff broke AC so hard it changed devs, top notch

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 2 года назад +4

      He really is a poor intern, he needs two jobs to keep afloat

  • @englishperson4671
    @englishperson4671 3 года назад +402

    Spiff: lovely furry companion
    Feathers: am I a joke to you?

  • @cheezychaps7690
    @cheezychaps7690 3 года назад +34

    This is essentially how I play every assassin's creed game. Do all the side stuff for 135 hours, then play the entire main story in one 4 hour stretch.
    My murder bird was my best friend.

    • @DANtheMANofSIPA
      @DANtheMANofSIPA 3 года назад +5

      Odsseys main quest is actually pretty long compared to the other games

    • @cheezychaps7690
      @cheezychaps7690 3 года назад +9

      @@DANtheMANofSIPA I know. I was being a little facetious. I actually loved Assassins Creed Odyssey. It is easily one of my favorite games.

    • @DANtheMANofSIPA
      @DANtheMANofSIPA 3 года назад +6

      @@cheezychaps7690 Really is underrated ppl hate it but I think people let nostalgia get to them too much

    • @craigkingdon4424
      @craigkingdon4424 3 года назад +2

      @@DANtheMANofSIPA yeah, I tried playing ac3 after I played odyssey and wow was it drawn out and dull in comparison lol. Also the gameplay was pretty miserable

  • @HOEZILLA
    @HOEZILLA 3 года назад +23

    I saw the title and clicked out of not only absolute confusion, but earth shattering excitement.

    • @abadgurl2010
      @abadgurl2010 3 года назад +1

      @@thespiffingbrit The very best way to play!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 3 года назад

      @@thespiffingbrit *BALANCE*

  • @theperson1126
    @theperson1126 2 года назад +46

    "Did you see me near the body"
    Spiff: *casually standing over the body*

  • @Napoleon5005
    @Napoleon5005 2 года назад +5

    That Birdemic reference was just 'chef's kiss' excellent. Absolutely loved this video, Spiff.

  • @Nikapocalypse
    @Nikapocalypse 3 года назад +78

    Breaking news:
    British RUclipsr obsessed with tea being sued by family of guy who liked video but still died to bird attack on same day.

  • @videlofgren2992
    @videlofgren2992 3 года назад +44

    Me in court for killing someone: It was a cutscene it doesn't count!

  • @CaptNSquared
    @CaptNSquared 3 года назад +72

    If I get murdered by a bird in the next 24 hours I'm ganna sue the hell out of Spiff
    Edit: I seem to have survived 24 hours without being murdered by a bird. Spiff truly is a brit of his word.

    • @mohammadsaleem5990
      @mohammadsaleem5990 3 года назад +6

      That would suck pretty hard. Probably ruin your whole day.

    • @eondara8519
      @eondara8519 3 года назад +3

      @@mohammadsaleem5990 AH YES... because after all, how can one's death ruin their day when they get attacked by Murder Bird? :D

    • @vitico123ful
      @vitico123ful 3 года назад +2

      25th hour you're dead

  • @danthewatcher9681
    @danthewatcher9681 3 года назад +19

    Spiff do a Spartan Kick only play through :D
    Spartan Kick is so OP, killing people with the most OP weapon ever, Gravity !

    • @sasorigarasu6062
      @sasorigarasu6062 2 года назад +3

      if hundreds of hours playing dark souls has taught me anything, its that gravity is op

    • @obamabinboolin
      @obamabinboolin 2 года назад

      The only problem is that not all enemies can be kicked of ledges. Some aren’t near any and some seem to hit an invisible wall on every ledge. Mostly happened the the highest level dudes in the 5 bases in Atlantis

    • @danthewatcher9681
      @danthewatcher9681 2 года назад +2

      @@obamabinboolin, read and lean young padawan, the Force( of Gravity) will guide you if you let it , all you need is a tall house and then you bait them to the top, the really tank looking mofos take a few kicks to down but most go down in one hit, find the tallest house climb it and bait your targets.
      make sure the building in question has lathers that lead to you or that there are smaller houses around that the NPCs can climb. bait them to the ledge that least straight down to the ground and HF Leonidas Jr.
      Also work on your dodge game and lightning reflexes to push that kick.
      As I said the Gravity will help you if you learn to wield it.

  • @tunarucristian8492
    @tunarucristian8492 3 года назад +6

    Aaa I see that Murder Bird is a friend of the Murder Bear, iconic

  • @justalog7475
    @justalog7475 3 года назад +43

    Today on Spiffing Brit, local mad lad discovers UAV in assassins creed

  • @tubdub2644
    @tubdub2644 3 года назад +52

    Spiff: How to pacifist Assassins Creed Odyssey.
    Powerwolf starts playing in the background

  • @SpirosKafkas
    @SpirosKafkas 3 года назад +85

    So, you are not just an assassin... You
    're a Birderer!

    • @unc54
      @unc54 3 года назад +2

      It's not like you're an Assassin in the game either

    • @popscereal1953
      @popscereal1953 3 года назад +1

      The space between You and ‘re just annoys me

    • @SpirosKafkas
      @SpirosKafkas 3 года назад

      @@popscereal1953 It should be ok now. Have a nice day!

    • @popscereal1953
      @popscereal1953 3 года назад +1

      @@SpirosKafkas wowww I see you lmao

  • @voldren4203
    @voldren4203 2 года назад +10

    Never thought that players can make minion builds in AC odyssey

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat 3 года назад +6

    When you character wanted to join the air force instead of the infantry :

  • @backupplan6058
    @backupplan6058 3 года назад +28

    Now we know why in Iron Man 2 he was so desperate for his bird.

    • @DragonKnightJin
      @DragonKnightJin 3 года назад +2

      I dunnow, he seemed plenty capable without his bird.

    • @backupplan6058
      @backupplan6058 3 года назад +4

      @@DragonKnightJin capable? The guy who literally shows up only to be defeated in minutes twice. When Hammer failed to retrieve his murder bird as requested he was forced to try and replace it with drones that clearly were not levelled to the same extent as his bird. If he has his bird the MCU would be very different.

  • @vladtepes1047
    @vladtepes1047 3 года назад +45

    "I don't kill people, my bird kills people."
    *gun control debate intensifies*

    • @Thai8521
      @Thai8521 2 года назад

      the gun is the birb

  • @kristoheinmae4881
    @kristoheinmae4881 3 года назад +36

    At this point im convinced he plays games to beat them in the weirdest ways and made a career out of them

  • @magusfire31
    @magusfire31 Год назад +1

    I find this way too funny! Absolutely brilliant! Didn't know you could do that. In effect, Spiff made the ultimate stealth build. Lol

  • @Perfektification
    @Perfektification Год назад +1

    its one of the funniest thing finding all the waypoints, i can't believe I didn't found this sooner ac is one of my favorite game series owo

  • @foxfff123123
    @foxfff123123 3 года назад +47

    At the Coroners:
    ‘What was the cause of death of our decorated General?’
    ‘It appears that he was murdered!’
    ‘Really, who was the culprit’
    ‘A bird... a murder bird’

  • @caseyxxx4
    @caseyxxx4 3 года назад +22

    Can you imagine being called in as reinforcements because of birds?

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 3 года назад +10

      can you imagine being called in for reinforcements because of birds, and then dying to those birds anyway? I mean, bring a net or something dude

    • @ZichaelMakieta
      @ZichaelMakieta 3 года назад +5

      Can you imagine losing a war to birds?

    • @eondara8519
      @eondara8519 3 года назад +3

      @@Max-nr8lw As an Australian, I can confirm this. :)

    • @generalshock4359
      @generalshock4359 3 года назад

      "we werent expecting special forces."

  • @TR-vl1lq
    @TR-vl1lq 3 года назад +64

    The eagle be like : “I got murder on my mind”

    • @DragonKnightJin
      @DragonKnightJin 3 года назад

      It's a mad bird. "I've discovered that I *really* enjoy killing people."

  • @playingwithgoogleassistant7669
    @playingwithgoogleassistant7669 Год назад +3

    I have to wonder how you dealt with the Cyclops on Kephallonia...
    Great video. I just had to see how this would end when I saw it

  • @keepin_it_loki296
    @keepin_it_loki296 3 года назад +1

    As a man who has also played Murder Bird in AC Odyssey, I can confirm that its alot harder once you get further into the game. DLC fights were a horrible time, but it is, in fact, very possible to play through the entire game with Murder Bird.

  • @mike_base
    @mike_base 3 года назад +146

    Game based around assassinations:
    * exists *
    Spiff:
    * does pacifist run *
    Me:
    "I'm in."

    • @BrunoM321
      @BrunoM321 3 года назад +1

      You have to kill a lot of people in the first island to get your ship, far beyond the tutorial
      So no, it's impossible.

    • @ThisisCitrus
      @ThisisCitrus 3 года назад +2

      ACO isn't based around being an assassin, you can't even assassinate properly unless you specialize in it. You can be an archer the whole time and never assassinate anyone.

  • @professortree9387
    @professortree9387 3 года назад +50

    Guildmaster: "Sir, you have a choice of one weapon from this fine selection. They're the sharpest, man-hacking tools known to mankind."
    Spiff: *sees his caged bird in a corner of the room* "I'll take that."

  • @squirrele4495
    @squirrele4495 3 года назад +8

    Unarmed combat by Ezio and Connor is so gorgeous, plus when the cutscene shows a hole in your target's chest you feel like Saitama

  • @macpack144
    @macpack144 Год назад +4

    It looks like a lot of people caught a deadly case of bird flu.

  • @nikawiklauri8247
    @nikawiklauri8247 3 года назад +1

    Ordering a bird to kill somebody and saying that your hands are clear is the same thing as throwing a spear at an enemy and saying :" I did not kill him, my spear did"

  • @caliban2805
    @caliban2805 3 года назад +32

    This is what the movie "the birds" was trying to warn us of

    • @uiytresen346
      @uiytresen346 3 года назад +5

      Did you mean Birdemic?

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 3 года назад

      I think he meant birdnado.

    • @caliban2805
      @caliban2805 3 года назад

      No I meant Alfred Hitchcock's 1963 horror/thriller the birds

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 3 года назад

      @@caliban2805 Nonsense. you meant Birdpocalypse Now. (Ps, I know exactly what you meant, I was just hoping the original responder to your comment was being funny, and didn't actually mean it... But this is the internet, so who knows?)

  • @luismunoz588
    @luismunoz588 3 года назад +19

    This is how Cinderella ACTUALLY got revenge on her step sisters and step mother: blinding by murder bird.

  • @jonathanwilliams6912
    @jonathanwilliams6912 3 года назад +22

    My favourite part has to be Spiff constantly saying "Murder Bird"

    • @paulelderson934
      @paulelderson934 3 года назад

      Throwback to ChristopherOdd's let's play of Horizon: Zero Dawn and the glorious Murder Bush.

  • @anon2036
    @anon2036 2 года назад +19

    There's an bow in the helix store with glitched damage values, it adds it's damage to your left weapon. Meaning you could in theory have a playthrough as alexios the sister fister punching your way through the greek world. It's technically a pacifist run since you wouldn't be killing anyone just fisting the daylights out of em until they're pacified.

    • @Zant582
      @Zant582 2 года назад

      Actually your left weapon's damage is the hunter damage if you use the bighorn bow.
      If i understand it correctly, the right damage gets multiplied by 1.6 which then gets added to the left weapon.
      It's a weird item.

  • @liambrundige7431
    @liambrundige7431 3 года назад +1

    Considering the fact that you can become an exploding god of power and stealth
    This is quite tame

  • @eondara8519
    @eondara8519 3 года назад +15

    Spiff: "...this is exactly why Murder Bird is important, because he does the murdering for us."
    Murder Bird: *proceeds to murder the wrong target* I consider this an absolute win!

  • @hk-5179
    @hk-5179 3 года назад +17

    Alternate title: how to turn Ikarus into a McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle

  • @blowc1612
    @blowc1612 3 года назад +50

    Spiff:Oh look a fury animal!
    Logic: But it’s a bird?
    Spiff: animals has fur.

    • @robertlewis6915
      @robertlewis6915 3 года назад +1

      furry*

    • @F14thunderhawk
      @F14thunderhawk 3 года назад

      Feathers, Hair, and Scales are all coded for by the same gene set in all animals.

    • @justme6094
      @justme6094 3 года назад

      @@robertlewis6915 UwU

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 3 года назад

      @@F14thunderhawk
      But which is heavier, a kilogram of scales or a kilogram of feathas?

  • @TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra
    @TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra 3 года назад

    You are such a peaceful and kind person never hurt anyone

  • @cringelord7525
    @cringelord7525 3 года назад +1

    In Australia it's not uncommon for a bird to dive-bomb you for no reason.

  • @downidog
    @downidog 3 года назад +56

    Ah yes, cay you beat

    • @electromonkeyt6885
      @electromonkeyt6885 3 года назад

      @@thespiffingbrit Lmao

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад +1

      @@thespiffingbrit Caw you beat would've been more appropriate

  • @Skurai_X
    @Skurai_X 3 года назад +24

    Spiff telling us what way points are as if we haven't been forced to use them in every ubisoft game for the past 15 years.

  • @entropic-decay
    @entropic-decay 3 года назад +20

    "why would anyone want to do this"
    ymfah: im 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 3 года назад +8

      ymfah would give the whole thing Persona 5 style captions and breakdowns, throw in obscure music references, take everything to the maximum possible level (spiff here stopped at a midlevel build), prove none of the kills counted by showing the stats screen, and finding the specific levels and bosses that are seemingly impossible to beat due to being indoors.
      Of course, the tradeoff is that ymfah doesn't release content very often, lacks a brittish accent, and drinks red bull instead of tea.

    • @xtreemgamer129
      @xtreemgamer129 3 года назад

      see while theyre both crazy lunatics that exploit glitches to hell and back, they have different flavors. spiff comes off as just bullshorting his way though the game in the stupidest way he can imagine just for the fun of it, while ymfah comes off more like a scientifically engineered instruction manual for how to completely dissasemble the game one glitch at a time

  • @leonidas14775
    @leonidas14775 2 года назад

    I don't really like melee combat games, but this is changing my mind about AC

  • @hammabomber5416
    @hammabomber5416 3 года назад

    I'm so glad that Spiff jumped into the midpoint of the video (when I least expected it), because I had forgotten to like the video.

  • @zerosumgame5700
    @zerosumgame5700 3 года назад +22

    Spiff at 20:30 "Ok, we've become Bird God. Deer God, 1700 damage!"
    Deer God "Why are you bringing *me* into the mess." ]:>[

  • @the_micooler
    @the_micooler 3 года назад +15

    *head explodes* "it's just knock out arrows"

  • @cato447
    @cato447 3 года назад +30

    This is just a representation of the usage of drones in wars. Gives me the chills thinking about that

    • @ciarangale4738
      @ciarangale4738 3 года назад +4

      except... real people have guns and are smart enough to shoot down a drone. with a good shot and a full mag, someone could probably take out a drone or two with normal bullets. there are also bullets designed to take out drones(more or less net bullets) so once a drone attack is something to reasonably expect, it would no longer be effective. all of this ignores that putting a gun on a drone is... not lightweight. and a melee drone is laughable, by the way. it would either be broken or break on its own after maybe hurting one person.
      TL:DR. you dont need to worry, we have much more effective ways of killing people

    • @andyscoot43
      @andyscoot43 2 года назад +3

      @@ciarangale4738 are you confusing civilian and military drones. The Predator drone, for example flew at 25k feet and had hellfire missiles.
      You ain't shooting that down with bullets or a net.

  • @CamelBackGames
    @CamelBackGames 3 года назад +5

    makes me think of the college humor video of them letting batman know he is actually killing people

  • @sleepyhyrule6894
    @sleepyhyrule6894 Год назад +2

    This is how the game is meant to be played. Now we can be a truly perfect assassin.

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe 3 года назад +27

    The one instance where calling someone a turkey is a term of endearment.

  • @TheRogueBro
    @TheRogueBro 3 года назад +15

    Lots of OBS issues lately. Jumpy footage makes it hard to watch, but I will push through with the power of my Yorkshire Tea!

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 3 года назад +1

      Ditto.

  • @farelmuhammadagustafarel7296
    @farelmuhammadagustafarel7296 3 года назад +13

    Normal people: play normaly
    Spiffing brit: make bird drink THE TEA!!

  • @danielpowell7894
    @danielpowell7894 3 года назад +3

    In this video, Spiff discovers the magnificent magpie and the expected ensues.

  • @ianchen472
    @ianchen472 3 года назад +2

    Interesting fact: Drone strikes were invented in the classical period by a man named Spiffios Britios

  • @Dishyg
    @Dishyg 3 года назад +13

    If you climb over the phallus, the character will actually make a comment about it

  • @lexisnowpaw
    @lexisnowpaw 3 года назад +11

    Game: *exists*
    Spiff: "I shall become god of this land!"

  • @psivampire13
    @psivampire13 3 года назад +8

    This reminds me in Cyberpunk, where I was in another building. Like way out of sight. Hacked into cameras in another building that was a restricted area, and kept using Short Circuit until everyone was dead.

  • @NovaAge
    @NovaAge 3 года назад +2

    This reminds me of when I just used my drone and spammed call police to beat every enemy group in WD2 while I am safe in a bust like 60m away.