if anything it kinda ruins the reviews lately when he doesnt give sub 7 scores It makes me think 7.6 is the new cutoff for goo pizza. Seen Dave rate 5s 7.1 loads lately
@@dmusiclife5727 Oh shit I didn't think you'd leave it up to me. I have a hard time choosing, I just wanted to see you guys get back on the bus... Zagreus
@@micd9256 I agree if you're seeking out Costco pizza; but to grab a slice when you're at the store just to kill some hunger it's totally fine; I'd give it a four or maybe a 4.5 when it's cooked a little more well done, and the price adds a point or two lol.
@@micd9256 everything has its place. Just like Taco Bell has its place over authentic. Sometimes you can just have junk food. I don't like the pizza myself but it's exactly like a lot pizza here in the Canadian prairies... Donair shop Pizza. It's all we got
The fact he didnt describe the pizza at all and just gave a score means he was generous with the score. One bite, close the box gets as bad as it can be for a review.
@@folz17if YOU watch at all you know his goal is to go to EVERY pizza joint in the country. He doesn’t only go to joints that “may have the pizza I like” Also, Cappys is a very cool, unique spot that would show well on camera. HELLO MCFLY
I’ve lived in Seminole Heights for 25 years. The neighborhood locals rave about this place. And that should tell you all you need to know about pizza in Tampa.
interesting. when noone fawns over Dave and treats him like a God....the review is short, joyless, almost ignored the pizza. hmmm 🤔 gives me a bit of a new perspective on who this guy is...and how legit his reviews are. 😕
Next time you come through hit up Danny's Pizza. It's on 64/Manatee Ave in Bradenton. Great spot. Thanks for bringing us some love on the West Coast 🤙🤙
See, that's the thing. This pizza would possibly move up to a 7 next day, reheated slowly in a pan to get a crisp on the bottom (not burnt) while still melting the cheese on top.
Next time you go to Wisconsin Dave, go to a small local place called The Picnic basket in Nashotah off of Lakeland Dr, I grew up going there and it’s everything you want from a pizza!
Lee's is a cute neighborhood spot but hardly would call it good pizza. Glad to see someone say it. Missing Due Amici is unfortunate, it's one of the better ones. At least on a good day. Also Fabrica and Bavarro's. Being from Brooklyn I can't say you're gonna find great pizza down here, not that the locals realize it.
I'd give it a high 6 for it's size and cheesy queezy character. It looks better than most pies in my neck of the woods. Pizza is not a strong point in the Southwest, no matter how Dave scores PHX. And yes I know pizza, born and raised in NYC. Eating slices since they were $0.25 per slice back in the 1960s.
Not sure if you hit Cappy’s on this trip but it’s our local favorite. In South Tampa on Bay to Bay Blvd. and the one in Riverview are our favorites. The one in Tampa Heights puts crushed red pepper in their sauce for no reason at all and it’s a terrible choice because, in our opinions.
You need to come back to your roots and review all of Swampsott's pizza places.. surroundings towns (Monte's of course) have a few newer places you may like.. There's no place like home 👠👠
Looked decent, but when he picked up the slice it looked like a 6, as he didn't even mention the flop. He figures they aren't known for pizza and he isn't hurting them, so he gave a legit score. Probably the most honest score in a while.
I actually used to go to Lee’s grocery a lot for their wings (which are really good btw) but honestly that guy who is seen behind the bar was honestly one of the reasons I stopped going. Of course he wouldn’t know who Dave PORTNOY and ONE BITE PIZZA REVIEWS is.
It’s always satisfying to guess the score before he says it. After watching a couple hundred of these videos it’s too easy to tell his score. Most days I’m only off by a tenth or two, today I hit it dead on. Only good pizza here in Hillsborough is Cici’s pizza, and that just cause it’s a buffet.
He finally gave a real score. Nobody was watching so he gave the true score
Floppy mess, looked like drunk pizza.
hes been doing real scores in the past few, think the comments finally got to their team
I don't even think it was worthy of the 6.3 imo
@@Woozlewuzzleable my drunk ass started salivating a little bit at the grease in the center lol
So the whole Tampa Bay Area are all 6s…
I’m disappointed; I’m in the Tampa Bay area.
Nailed it. sloppy, drunk pizza. screamed 6.3.
6.3 but only if already drunk
just like your mother
@chumpacena
Not too nice, Chump'man. 🤔
Yeah was thinking the same
Yep,drunk,hungry and if it was free give away
It looks like another deflated football pizza from Florida, but with a few beers it will taste like a NEW HAVEN masterpiece.....
exactly , after 3 cocktails who cares really
Deflated football pizzas should only be in Boston. Lol.
Toss it in the oven for another 10 minutes and you're golden.
@@djamo1969Patriots victim identified
nothing better than drunk pizza 😂
As soon as I saw the cheese slide off I thought no way is it going to hit seven.
He said it was well done. It looked a little under done. Too much cheese, too much flop. 6.3 id still eat it though.
It’s good to see a crappy score once and a while
On a scale of 1-10, 6 is still above average
@@ltmac53 average is 7s if you watch all his videos for fresh pizza
It's "once *in* a while"
@@ltmac53on portnoys scale, 6 is pretty trash
if anything it kinda ruins the reviews lately when he doesnt give sub 7 scores
It makes me think 7.6 is the new cutoff for goo pizza. Seen Dave rate 5s 7.1 loads lately
Dave, hats off to you for helping Officer Dillers family.... That speaks volumes. You're a good fuckin guy!!!!!!
When Dave actually takes one bite you know its in the 6’s or under
hey guys you going back to Periphery soon?!
@@darkphoenix2 Yep! What song?
@@dmusiclife5727 Oh shit I didn't think you'd leave it up to me. I have a hard time choosing, I just wanted to see you guys get back on the bus...
Zagreus
As soon as Dave opened the box I said that’s no higher than a 6.4. He was quick too. Back to business as usual 🍕
Dave ain’t messing around anymore. He is here to give us the facts!
one costco looking 6.3 pizza, sans commentary, everyone knows the rules
Costco got a 1.9 and I think Dave was generous. Anyone that eats Costco pizza should be ashamed.
Bro goes to Costco and orders a lot of pizzas, freezes them and sells them.
costco is a solid 4, cost excluded just makes it better. But if I was flying on nose clams I'd give it a 6.7 and call that high
@@micd9256 I agree if you're seeking out Costco pizza; but to grab a slice when you're at the store just to kill some hunger it's totally fine; I'd give it a four or maybe a 4.5 when it's cooked a little more well done, and the price adds a point or two lol.
@@micd9256 everything has its place. Just like Taco Bell has its place over authentic. Sometimes you can just have junk food. I don't like the pizza myself but it's exactly like a lot pizza here in the Canadian prairies... Donair shop Pizza. It's all we got
6.3 with no explanation
Super floppy, light undercarriage, and cheese not crispy enough. You watch Dave enough you can call his score before he says it.
Damn. 6’3” is a height not a pizza score.
Probably just didn't wanna crap on the place any more than he did with the score.
The thumbnail screamed 6.2 to me...
video was the explanation. Watch enough of these and you'll eventually pick it up.
A friend and his wife in Tampa love New York New York. The cook even makes a New Haven-style tomato pie for them off-menu.
one bite everyone knows pres doesnt know where he is
Geography is tough.
I'm just shocked he got the name correct.
Tricky pronunciation...
Dave has no idea where he’s at 24/7
He truly is like president Biden
I work on ships and everytime we’re in port on Fridays in Tampa we order from NY NY. It’s not terrible!
Finally Dave gave a true score
Happy Bday prez - it kinda slipped by but you actually 6 days older than me and we very similar in looks and personality so I know it - 3/22/77 🎂🎉💪
I wonder if Dave gets secretly hurt when he doesn't get recognized at a pizza joint lol
That’s a savage of a score for 2024.
The fact he didnt describe the pizza at all and just gave a score means he was generous with the score. One bite, close the box gets as bad as it can be for a review.
Alfonso pizzeria. Florida ave and bearss been there 50+ years transplants from the Bronx. It was the best pizza I found after moving from Manhattan
CAPPYS PIZZA!!! Come on you HAVE TO GO TO CAPPYS! Right in Seminole Heights come on Davey!
Yea, we're struggling down here, but Cappy's probably the best. Unless you include finer dining pizza -- Bernini in Ybor is great.
Hope it's nothing like Cappys in tampa palms if so that is an embarrassment.
If u watch at all you should know he wont like cappys
@@folz17if YOU watch at all you know his goal is to go to EVERY pizza joint in the country. He doesn’t only go to joints that “may have the pizza I like” Also, Cappys is a very cool, unique spot that would show well on camera. HELLO MCFLY
@@Gbubverine 🎓
Finally not a mid 7 Tampa pizza
People from the area,know why Dave loves the hyde park area "everybody knows the rules"
People rave about their pizza. I have had it and was bummed. But their wings are where it’s at. Best in town
Keeping it 💯 with this one.
Danny Boy! Ole School Barstool!
Good ole days
Steps away from where I used to live. I know he only gets cheese but their Minor Threat is the best.
FINALLY some legit scores
You're skipping New York New York? Gd that's the one I was waiting for!
Absolutely no one:
Dave: I am going to review Lee's Grocery
AWW NEW YORK NEW YORK GAVE ME A FREE PIE!!!LOVE THEM!!!!
I’ve lived in Seminole Heights for 25 years. The neighborhood locals rave about this place. And that should tell you all you need to know about pizza in Tampa.
It’s weird that the intro picture used on these reviews is a pizza Dave would give a 4.2 at most
his scoring is sporadic
Your being to kind !!! 😂
Thanks for giving the shout out to Colony Grill locations in Tampa and in St Pete good pizza does exist here
Dave's scarfing down all this mid pizza because he needs to maintain residency in Florida for 180 days to cheat on his taxes.
Your pizza is 6.3 I can't stop laughing
3 things are true with dave's pizza reviews. 1) finds a way to screw up the pizza joints name 2) doesn't know where's at and 3) more than 1 bite
Hey Dave, if you ever make your way to Utah, the pizza to try here is going to be the Pie Hole in downtown Salt Lake City. Best slice in utah imo
Has he tried bagle pizza made in my dirty microwave, served on a bounty paper towel?
bummed he can't do Colony Grill again in Tampa. Maybe Dave would like the "hoddoyle" more this time.
New York New York pizza in Tampa is right up your alley can’t believe you went to Lee’s whatever instead of NY NY
I was just out on nantucket...weather still sucks out there.
U gotta do Rosario’s in CARSON CALI
interesting. when noone fawns over Dave and treats him like a God....the review is short, joyless, almost ignored the pizza. hmmm 🤔 gives me a bit of a new perspective on who this guy is...and how legit his reviews are. 😕
Bring back special guest
The calibration is back and not just love stories, pizza is amazing. Everybody knows the rules 🍕
Florida huh? I calling it now. Dave will be on the PBD podcast in the next couple days/week. If im wrong, oh well.
Next time you come through hit up Danny's Pizza. It's on 64/Manatee Ave in Bradenton. Great spot. Thanks for bringing us some love on the West Coast 🤙🤙
...my 'go to', on W. 75th (Conquistador at my end). 😉
Low score to start the week! It can only get better! Everybody knows the rules!
Aaaaa, He's still going to be in Florida so wishful thinking. 😏
I wouldn't mind seeing left over reviews of all these pizza's to see how they hold up after being in the fridge.
See, that's the thing. This pizza would possibly move up to a 7 next day, reheated slowly in a pan to get a crisp on the bottom (not burnt) while still melting the cheese on top.
One bite. Dave gets all the high school chicks
creepy
Hanging out with Gaetz in Florida.
He keeps getting older but they stay the same age
good for him
@@chelseagirl278If they are high school seniors its legal
Dave when I saw you make that look at 1:10 I immediately blurted out - low 6 AT BEST!
I had it 6.4 off the thumbnail alone.. I have been watching these for far too long
Dave is on his game 🎯
You gotta do Gino’s next time you are in Tampa Bay. They have been doing it right for over 30 years in Palm Harbor. Sweet sauce and great crust
It’s between Is between Hillsboro and slight on
Nebraska
Going to skip all of the ybor city pizza spots, that’s too bad. Locals love ybor pizza spots
Finally a pizza that looks like the pizza in the intro
The name should say it all, Lee’s Grocery. That pizza even looked like you know what.
Due Amici and New York New York are my top 2. Hope you come back for those.
6 at best 😂
Next time you go to Wisconsin Dave, go to a small local place called The Picnic basket in Nashotah off of Lakeland Dr, I grew up going there and it’s everything you want from a pizza!
Doesn't tampa have any gas station pizza places?
The pizza at 7-11 that they cook "fresh" in a convection oven for 5 minutes is better than half the pizza places down here which is pretty sad.
Called 6.3 right before he said it. Wild how well we know Dave at this point.
That SN95 at 1:31 looked and sounded clean af.
looks like dominos lol
thin crust dominos 100
nah dominos is better
Sucks you’re not doing New York New York.
Or Due Amiici
Can’t wait for the DBC vid!
when he says nothing other than the score that's the ultimate diss
I knew it was getting a low score but I can tell if I was drunk that would be in the high 8s.
Fancy Little Caesar's pizza
Lee's is a cute neighborhood spot but hardly would call it good pizza. Glad to see someone say it. Missing Due Amici is unfortunate, it's one of the better ones. At least on a good day. Also Fabrica and Bavarro's. Being from Brooklyn I can't say you're gonna find great pizza down here, not that the locals realize it.
I'd give it a high 6 for it's size and cheesy queezy character. It looks better than most pies in my neck of the woods. Pizza is not a strong point in the Southwest, no matter how Dave scores PHX. And yes I know pizza, born and raised in NYC. Eating slices since they were $0.25 per slice back in the 1960s.
chris drury bringing home the cup this year babyyy
Dave with the short term memory of a squirrel, everybody knows the rules
Not sure if you hit Cappy’s on this trip but it’s our local favorite. In South Tampa on Bay to Bay Blvd. and the one in Riverview are our favorites. The one in Tampa Heights puts crushed red pepper in their sauce for no reason at all and it’s a terrible choice because, in our opinions.
That was a good honest score!✌️
You need to come back to your roots and review all of Swampsott's pizza places.. surroundings towns (Monte's of course) have a few newer places you may like.. There's no place like home 👠👠
Due Amici and NYNY are great spots... was hoping to see Due Amici
Gotta try Precinct Pizza & Mama B’s Pizzeria my guy
If its below 3 minutes, its automatic below a 6. Everyone knows the rules.
Actually 1 bite = bad pie everybody knows those rules
Looked decent, but when he picked up the slice it looked like a 6, as he didn't even mention the flop. He figures they aren't known for pizza and he isn't hurting them, so he gave a legit score. Probably the most honest score in a while.
Dave was ready to spit. Held it like Pro. EKTR🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
Florida pizza is bruuuuuuutal
We got some pretty good spots in Fort Myers
How have you not been to mazzaro’s italian market in St Pete?
Cool beans. My home town little league world champs. Chris and the catcher from that team own Colony in Fairfield CT
Colony stinger pie is always my go to
When people don't recognize him, he gives low scores 😏
You've got to try Fresco Pizza in Lutz on state road 54
Try time square pizza in Brandon Florida
One Chuck-E Cheese looking pie. Everybody knows Prez gave em a break.
I actually used to go to Lee’s grocery a lot for their wings (which are really good btw) but honestly that guy who is seen behind the bar was honestly one of the reasons I stopped going. Of course he wouldn’t know who Dave PORTNOY and ONE BITE PIZZA REVIEWS is.
It’s always satisfying to guess the score before he says it. After watching a couple hundred of these videos it’s too easy to tell his score. Most days I’m only off by a tenth or two, today I hit it dead on.
Only good pizza here in Hillsborough is Cici’s pizza, and that just cause it’s a buffet.
I love when regular people don’t know and don’t care when they see a “famous” person!
Short review means basic pizza, everybody knows the rules.
Come out to Seattle I want to know how our pizzas rank. I hear not well lol need you to whip them into shape!
Who the hell is telling you to go to these places? You need to go to the good spots.
Ha ha Americans are in work rn and I’m in bed watching RUclips
never pick the best slice.... the 1st rule
I just want to know one single thing. What do you do with the whole pie after youre done the review?