Top 10 People Who Survived the Most Assassination Attempts

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    Who’s been the victim of the most assassination attempts on a single person? Is it someone like Queen Victoria? President Abraham Lincoln? Or what about Adolf Hitler? All of these people survived multiple assassination attempts. WatchMojo counts down ten people who’ve been the victims of the most failed assassination attempts.
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    00:44 #10: Yasser Arafat
    01:44 #9: Josip Broz Tito
    02:39 #8: Alexander II of Russia
    03:31 #7: Abraham Lincoln
    04:06 #6: Queen Victoria
    04:56 #5: Pope John Paul II
    05:43 #4: Adolf Hitler
    06:40 #3, #2 & #1 ???
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  • @nazeonrave2501
    @nazeonrave2501 4 года назад +2950

    *Hitler survives 44 assassination attempts*
    Hitler: fine I’ll do it my self

  • @JohnnyElRed
    @JohnnyElRed 7 лет назад +3574

    "You can't kill me. No one can kill me. Then, they made love."
    Like a boss.

    • @FXHUND-pk3gk
      @FXHUND-pk3gk 7 лет назад +238

      JohnnyElRed thats some james bound shit

    • @1992crimsonnoble
      @1992crimsonnoble 6 лет назад +91

      That part was amazing, once i heard that i went to the comments section to see if anyone said something about it

    • @RaouTV
      @RaouTV 6 лет назад +31

      JohnnyElRed that reminds me of Bugsy's line "You cant kill me! No one can kill me! I can't kill me!"

    • @randisperez5832
      @randisperez5832 6 лет назад +20

      A biopic starring Liam Neeson...

    • @alexmanuelgil9608
      @alexmanuelgil9608 6 лет назад +8

      Peter Irvine socialism is the most mediocre political and ideological system one can think of, clearly Karl Marx was high when he thought of it. In capitalism you can make a living of anything people are interested in buying and you can be your own boss. The reason why capitalism has killed so many people as you claim it has is because it has existed since the beginning of time while on the two centuries that socialism and Marxism Leninism has existed it has killed more people, which have died due to oppression of the state in this case the bourgeoisie and famine like what happened with Mao in China, than capitalism in 500 years. I am Cuban and know what a communist dictatorship is like and let me tell you, it is the most hypocritical and mediocre political system of all time and before you point out that communism and socialism aren’t the same just remember communism is based of socialism. Cuba used to be the second most advanced country of the world right behind the best which is the US before Fidel Castro took the power. I’m not saying capitalism is perfect because it has its flaws but it is indeed the most advanced and just political, economical, and ideological system ever. In socialism you can create the vaccine for AIDS and still earn the same as someone who sweeps the floor which is not fair because you should be awarded according to what you contribute to your community and country. It is unfortunate what happened to Ireland but remember that wasn’t only capitalism but also an absolute monarchy.Hence it is erroneous for you to say that socialism is the way to go when approximately 1.8 billion people in history can say otherwise.

  • @ChildofGod961
    @ChildofGod961 7 лет назад +2026

    That Tito one was hilarious 😂"stop sending people to kill me we already captured five of them"

    • @RestlessBogatyr
      @RestlessBogatyr 6 лет назад +21

      Some say that the Gangrene that he attracted was a successful assassination after an injection after he stepped outside and got stabbed by a needle. Then again that's what theory's say.

    • @BitOfUltraviolence
      @BitOfUltraviolence 6 лет назад +13

      Stalin was still badass.

    • @TPTGopher
      @TPTGopher 5 лет назад +34

      After Stalin died, Tito actually tried to assassinate his successor...but the poison only made Khrushchev happy, and they ended up agreeing that Yugoslavia and the Soviet Union would leave each other alone.

    • @fidelcastro8481
      @fidelcastro8481 5 лет назад +27

      Fun fact: Tito is my great-grand cousin in-law.

    • @TPTGopher
      @TPTGopher 5 лет назад +15

      Красный Mаршал Wasn’t actually an assassination attempt...when they met in 1956, Tito tried to embarrass Kruschchev by getting him shitfaced for the world to see, but he was such a jolly drunk that the summit turned into a huge party at the Soviet Embassy, and the good vibes it created helped lead to an agreement that, while Yugoslavia was not part of the Soviet bloc, it would not oppose it either, and in return the USSR would make no effort to force it in.

  • @nurzumkommentierendasonstf8257
    @nurzumkommentierendasonstf8257 4 года назад +244

    "How many Assasination attempts do you want to survive!?"
    Castro:"YES."

  • @StrivingSinner
    @StrivingSinner 7 лет назад +1077

    "You can't kill me. Nobody can kill me." Then they made love.
    LOL... That's solid.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 6 лет назад +9

      StrivingSinner Savage. I bet his theme song was IT'S EVERYDAY BRO IT'S EVERYDAY BRO IT'S EVERYDAY BRO I SAID IT'S EVERYDAY BROOOO

    • @Supershadowman2001
      @Supershadowman2001 6 лет назад +4

      Scott Velez or the James Bond theme.

    • @jayczzzya
      @jayczzzya 6 лет назад +12

      Damn. That line probably could have seduced anyone

    • @groverreediii6487
      @groverreediii6487 6 лет назад +1

      Savagery indeed.

    • @denianal9712
      @denianal9712 6 лет назад

      Epicness he's just a kid let him be bro

  • @etenorio0622
    @etenorio0622 7 лет назад +3282

    Bodyguards hire Castro for protection.

    • @EddieLove
      @EddieLove 7 лет назад +46

      etenorio0622 😂

    • @twistedviewlabs
      @twistedviewlabs 7 лет назад +40

      etenorio0622 to be fair, in his later years he was the Dos Equis guy.

    • @EndrCat
      @EndrCat 6 лет назад +7

      But that's capitalism...

    • @jacobrobert9561
      @jacobrobert9561 6 лет назад +2

      Hired

    • @contradriverESP
      @contradriverESP 6 лет назад +8

      EndrCat Totally. Medieval era was also capitalist since people could hire mercenaries. Being so illiterate you don't even know how the basis of an economic system work must be fun. I bet you are yankee

  • @corndog3174
    @corndog3174 4 года назад +151

    People trying to kill Hitler: *fails*
    Hitler: “Guess I’ll have to do it myself”

    • @noahjin7298
      @noahjin7298 4 года назад +6

      God: Who are you? Hitler: I'm the person who killed Hitler God: Welcome God: Wait a minute... Hitler: GET PLAYED

    • @rockybarzini8786
      @rockybarzini8786 3 года назад

      Its just a theory no dead body found their is theory that he lived in Agrentina till he died on normal causes

  • @wanfu5634
    @wanfu5634 7 лет назад +499

    I can't believe anyone could a.) smoke 200 cigarettes a day and b.) live beyond a month.

    • @tcc5750
      @tcc5750 6 лет назад +10

      Studies show that while smoking tobacco is bad for your health, it on average takes 10-15 years off your lifespan for 1-2 pack a day smokers. So if you were going to live to 77 yrs as per the average in my country, you know have 62 years of life etc. That's why doctors say to quit, because you prolong your life by some years if you stop smoking soon enough.

    • @larsmonsen88
      @larsmonsen88 6 лет назад +7

      i know some albanians..they can throw back those sigs! but 200? thats an insane person.

    • @dylanwicklund5129
      @dylanwicklund5129 6 лет назад +3

      I can believe it like having a smoke lite every second of the day because I know people who smoke every 3 to 5 minutes and would go through a carton in a day when they had it

    • @DD2Tacc
      @DD2Tacc 5 лет назад +2

      @Based Thucydides What about weed

    • @h.d.5194
      @h.d.5194 5 лет назад +1

      Wan Fu ever heard of Keith Richards

  • @JeveGreen
    @JeveGreen 7 лет назад +1249

    I kinda knew that Castro would top the list, but holy crap... 638 attempts on his life? And he even managed to charm his way out of an assassination attempt? I don't even... Say what you like about his policies, but Castro was one badass man on his own!

    • @MNB730
      @MNB730 7 лет назад +36

      JeveGreen the only time the c.i.a came close was when a poison was too cold on the freezer until it breaks in-place

    • @Thatguy-of5re
      @Thatguy-of5re 7 лет назад +95

      In the end, the only thing that could actually kill Castro was the year 2016. But then, everyone died in 2016.

    • @Blackburn-Arts
      @Blackburn-Arts 7 лет назад +2

      true that

    • @davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244
      @davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244 7 лет назад +28

      JeveGreen I know, Castro was one though nut to crack! I actually remember having seen a video were he said that he would not die until the USA was destroyed and he died after the republican victory at the elections; also HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! I didn't think he survived more than a hundred assassination attempts, who would have thought.

    • @mr.e6126
      @mr.e6126 7 лет назад +27

      Yeah, he wasnt much of a good guy. But everyone gotta admit, he was one smart motherfucking badass. Thats for sure.

  • @Orisha1990
    @Orisha1990 7 лет назад +421

    So Castro was Bond in disguise that whole time.

  • @afghaaj
    @afghaaj 6 лет назад +133

    Actually, Tito told Stalin "If you don't stop sending assasins (at that moment they captured 5 of them) I will send assasin to you and ONE will be enough...

    • @michelleholmes5487
      @michelleholmes5487 4 года назад +2

      And i certainly won't have to send another. **

    • @jetspull5064
      @jetspull5064 3 года назад

      @@michelleholmes5487But he died because of stroke..........THAT WAS SAME

  • @OnePieceTheorist
    @OnePieceTheorist 7 лет назад +828

    After Stalin sent 5 assassins Tito responded "Stop sending people to kill me.We already captured one with bomb and one with rifle.If you don't stop sending killers,i'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and i certainly won't have to send another one.".

    • @years8809
      @years8809 6 лет назад +34

      TheMonkeyBusiness And Tito was right.

    • @Altair9678
      @Altair9678 6 лет назад +49

      TheMonkeyBusiness, That was the story I heard too. If he could stand up to Stalin I sure as hell wouldn't mess with him.

    • @ijsmikasa703
      @ijsmikasa703 6 лет назад +10

      F. Peña... Stalin thought that Tito will join His allies to kill capitalist pigs because they had same ideology... Then It's gone worse.. Yugoslavia and USSR aren't end up well.. until 1953... Stalin died by Stroke and make the entire union almost broken... But Kruschev saved them...

    • @manemjeff6653
      @manemjeff6653 6 лет назад +16

      Tito Bog

    • @thedude4052
      @thedude4052 6 лет назад +25

      Tito best man to lead balkans since his death we are all in deep shit

  • @nowilltolive4123
    @nowilltolive4123 4 года назад +212

    “If there were an Olympics for surviving assassination attempts I would win a gold” -An actual quote from Fidel Castro

  • @znjfl
    @znjfl 7 лет назад +20

    They missed the best part about Tito`s message.
    He said "stop sending people to kill me, If you don't stop, I'll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send a second."

  • @miamafalda1118
    @miamafalda1118 4 года назад +95

    "Stop sending people to kill me" LMAO DEADDDDDD

    • @helena_8478
      @helena_8478 4 года назад +4

      If you dont I will send one to Moscow and I wont have to send another.

  • @migacmagic6675
    @migacmagic6675 3 года назад +23

    Number 1: Emperor Palpatine
    for evidence
    " the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed"

  • @Crochlikmeov
    @Crochlikmeov 7 лет назад +324

    "...and then they made love" what a champ

    • @albertoaguilar9773
      @albertoaguilar9773 6 лет назад +27

      McKynnen a real champ he made CIA and the USA look like a bunch of idiots who cant kill a man

    • @giltzexuh
      @giltzexuh 6 лет назад +2

      mikhail rascalov Yea... Bay of Pigs was a disaster..

    • @rojaaaa
      @rojaaaa 5 лет назад +3

      Castro was a ladies' magnet

    • @chrisgriffin9682
      @chrisgriffin9682 4 года назад

      Yeah change ur profile

  • @chaddydaddy7385
    @chaddydaddy7385 5 лет назад +15

    You can tell how annoyed Tito is “ Stop sending people to kill me, we’ve already captured 5.”

  • @seannmercury00
    @seannmercury00 3 года назад +15

    Hitler: survives 40 assassination attempts
    Castro: hold my beer

  • @teaminviminkook2794
    @teaminviminkook2794 7 лет назад +85

    Damn Castro was badass lmfao
    "You can't kill me" *then they made love*

  • @martinelliotedwards1883
    @martinelliotedwards1883 3 года назад +30

    Castro be like: “if you want to kill somebody then do it right, or else I’ll make love with my assassin.”

  • @dunksauz3304
    @dunksauz3304 7 лет назад +158

    Wtf. nobody can kill me. Then they made love. More like a movie than real life.

    • @maxtripp2975
      @maxtripp2975 6 лет назад +17

      Real life is always more interesting fiction.

    • @JABelms
      @JABelms 6 лет назад

      Welp there is one way she can get out of there alive

  • @s.majstorovic5598
    @s.majstorovic5598 6 лет назад +20

    Tito survived more than 50 assassination attempts. My Mom's uncle was head of The Marshal's personal security detachement from 1976 to his death in 1980, and he said that he managed to obtain some classified documents while working for the president. More than thirty Serbian and Croatian nationalists and Stalinists tried to kill him during the 50's and 60's. My mom's uncle even showed me a picture he took from a folder of Tito at a meeting in 1952, wearing an eye patch over his left eye. It was supposedly taken by some polish spy. A few days prior an unidentified man shot two rounds at Tito, but since he was wearing a bulletproof vest, in fear of more soviet assassins, he survived the first shot to the chest, but the second shot hit the wall next to his head, and small pieces of the wall chipped off and scratched up his face and eye.

    • @smiljka99
      @smiljka99 3 года назад +1

      This is so interesting!!! Farewells from Belgrade! Wish we still had tito

  • @seanconnelly4152
    @seanconnelly4152 4 года назад +24

    “Did you come to kill me?” *hands her his gun* “no one can kill me” *makes love* that is badass af

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 7 лет назад +8

    600 failed assassination attempts and still making 90 years... he must have been a demi-god.

  • @ajamhs9481
    @ajamhs9481 7 лет назад +93

    No Rasputin?

    • @AndersonNeo12
      @AndersonNeo12 7 лет назад +5

      Rasputin did not survive the assassination

    • @ajamhs9481
      @ajamhs9481 7 лет назад +2

      he survived all bar 1 and even then it wasnt really an attempt since they were trying to get rid of his body.

    • @Gameflyer001
      @Gameflyer001 7 лет назад +4

      During the autopsy they found water in his lungs, so even after being dumped in the Neva River, drowning was the only way he died.

    • @mrckapm2241
      @mrckapm2241 7 лет назад +1

      ajamhs I mean the assassination that killed him involved attempted poisoning, being shot, being bludgeoned because each one didn't work. It wasn't until they pushed him into the river that he died. Since it all happened one after another I consider that a single assassination attempt.

    • @theunusualdispenser9474
      @theunusualdispenser9474 7 лет назад +2

      Rasputin survived only few attemps but was a badass tho. He was poisoned = Survived, Got shot and was thrown to lake = drowned. What a guy.

  • @mr.communist3906
    @mr.communist3906 4 года назад +142

    How to get 638 attempts on your life:
    Be a communist
    Oh wait....

    • @hamzahammami22
      @hamzahammami22 3 года назад

      @Zachary Combs😂😂😂

    • @user-vn6xv6ne3c
      @user-vn6xv6ne3c 3 года назад

      Wait...

    • @mr.communist3906
      @mr.communist3906 3 года назад +5

      NurturingTalents I’ve had 639 in the past 7 months

    • @24gmj2010
      @24gmj2010 3 года назад

      Fidel wasn't a Communist. Bigoted U.S. politicians forced Castro to seek support from the Soviets after the U.S. turned him down, simply because he wasn't their chosen puppet.

    • @ranmaboii
      @ranmaboii 3 года назад

      Probably u ll get rebels trained and sponsored by the cia that would later become terrorist groups that will destroy your land and overthrow u to the full madness of the void

  • @apurvchaturvedi
    @apurvchaturvedi 5 лет назад +21

    Fidel Castro was a badass . Even Putin was in awe when he first met him

  • @ConnorIngle
    @ConnorIngle 7 лет назад +134

    You did a list of people who survived assassinations and don't even mention Rasputin?

    • @siddharthabhattacharya391
      @siddharthabhattacharya391 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @Aragonstar
      @Aragonstar 4 года назад

      @ Its a myth they made to make him look supernatural, he didint actually take long to die

    • @agishrimpton8807
      @agishrimpton8807 4 года назад

      it was 1 assassin attempt but they kept going until he did die within in that one assassination. but still it was impressive.

    • @nargissultana7385
      @nargissultana7385 3 года назад +1

      @@agishrimpton8807 Dude not dying by cyanide twice shot once and a stab is alot

    • @agishrimpton8807
      @agishrimpton8807 3 года назад

      Nargis Sultana bro I mentioned that it was impressive how he was still alive until.

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 3 года назад +7

    Well Castro did say "If surviving assassination attempts was an Olympic sport I would win the gold".

  • @Kageribaby
    @Kageribaby 6 лет назад +63

    If I was a ruler and my name was Zog.... "Kneel before Zog!" would definitely be my catchphrase.

    • @animesrealm5351
      @animesrealm5351 6 лет назад +4

      M Zog in albanian means bird though 😂

    • @kimyo-jong9356
      @kimyo-jong9356 2 года назад +1

      You are a lost sibling of Hela and Loki
      Thor is adopted

  • @nekipeh7373
    @nekipeh7373 6 лет назад +123

    So:
    *Nothing is true*
    *everything is permitted*

  • @ElitePotatoes
    @ElitePotatoes 7 лет назад +117

    So how strong was this Castro anime character?Will he be in the next top 10 anime fights?

    • @exo-geno6055
      @exo-geno6055 5 лет назад +2

      ElitePotatoes the problem is he dead in 2016 age of 99

  • @abelsm6270
    @abelsm6270 4 года назад +35

    Abraham Linclon: I almost died 7 times and died the 8th time
    Zog I of Albania: well I survived 55 assassination attempts
    Castro: Noobs
    Zog I of Albania: what was that
    Castro: *NOOBS*

  • @fartgaming_53768
    @fartgaming_53768 3 года назад +4

    Assasin: Look out!
    Stalin: squats down
    Bodyguard: Hello!

  • @jaredquinney204
    @jaredquinney204 4 года назад

    Great list

  • @eddieliusa
    @eddieliusa 7 лет назад +245

    Ra ra rasputin, lover of the Russian queen

    • @Sauzeisawesome
      @Sauzeisawesome 7 лет назад +2

      GalaxyLeaderXD Suck em off

    • @jamiemohan2049
      @jamiemohan2049 6 лет назад +4

      Lover of the Russian Queen? Funny considering there was no Russian Queen of Russia when Rasputin was alive there was an Empress however.

    • @f1krq340
      @f1krq340 5 лет назад +2

      There was the cat that really was gone!

    • @r.chamaemorus8025
      @r.chamaemorus8025 5 лет назад +1

      But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something aboit this outrageous man became louder and louder.

    • @Potato79207
      @Potato79207 5 лет назад +1

      What the hell is going on its Not funny

  • @Mark-jp8gv
    @Mark-jp8gv 7 лет назад +48

    Josip Broz Tito is a legend. He had one of the main roles in defeating nazis, he got rid of the ustasha and other traitors from yugoslavia and he later stood up against stalin who wanted yugoslavia in varshav pact. SF-SN

    • @gigi4625
      @gigi4625 6 лет назад

      Warsaw pact was made around 1961, you probably mean "The iron curtain"

    • @anddrom6853
      @anddrom6853 5 лет назад

      You mean the Warsaw pact

    • @thejosh3855
      @thejosh3855 5 лет назад

      @@gigi4625 Warsaw Pact was 1955

  • @kgb622
    @kgb622 5 лет назад +14

    CIA: damn it what should we do? We cant kill Castro..
    2016: Gotchu fam

  • @clickbaitcabaret8208
    @clickbaitcabaret8208 6 лет назад +8

    I had a Cuban friend who would go into a Tirade anytime someone said the words "Fidel Castro" in his presence. His rants usually ended with "If I had a gun I would shoot him myself!" Maybe my friend was one of the 638 assassination attempts.

    • @codyspradling4821
      @codyspradling4821 9 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds like Vic palmero from the George Lopez show 😂 even read it in voice

  • @joe8673
    @joe8673 7 лет назад +34

    What about Ra-Ra-Rasputin?

    • @herrrexpenguin2629
      @herrrexpenguin2629 7 лет назад +1

      Trouser Puss he's the Russian superman

    • @joe8673
      @joe8673 7 лет назад +8

      Rex Macdonald russias greatest love machine

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 6 лет назад +1

      Trouser Puss lol!😆

    • @mcj2219
      @mcj2219 4 года назад

      There was a cat that really was gone!

    • @aldidazzbro4756
      @aldidazzbro4756 4 года назад

      Hes the lover of the russian queen

  • @ballerswagbro9k611
    @ballerswagbro9k611 7 лет назад +3

    Forget Churchill and Roosevelt, De Gaule was the greatest leader in WW2, not only was he much closer to the actual combat, but at the end of the war he's the only world leader of the Allies who refused to meet with Stalin. All the other shook his hands knowing he was as bad as Hitler, but not De Gaule.

  • @houssembenabdallah6599
    @houssembenabdallah6599 7 лет назад +1

    it been a long time since i watch an interesting list in watchmojo.

  • @o.k.2387
    @o.k.2387 6 лет назад +42

    Even Castro didn't survive 2016...

  • @dannydevito3152
    @dannydevito3152 7 лет назад +19

    Nice list

    • @judashergd2642
      @judashergd2642 7 лет назад +5

      you could have never had watched the whole video already

  • @veronicawilliams6861
    @veronicawilliams6861 7 лет назад +340

    I'm early, wanna hear a joke?
    Me too.

    • @pottupatteri2903
      @pottupatteri2903 7 лет назад +10

      Too old joke

    • @SP4RT4N0MEG4
      @SP4RT4N0MEG4 7 лет назад +1

      Veronica Williams Watch mojo's new ideas

    • @cannedsardines4930
      @cannedsardines4930 7 лет назад +2

      Veronica Williams stop copying other people's comments dumb bitch

    • @benmarley3086
      @benmarley3086 6 лет назад

      Veronica Williams a

    • @mmmzzzz560
      @mmmzzzz560 6 лет назад

      I h8 u for copying my joke i made it and you fking noob

  • @kopanomosese7464
    @kopanomosese7464 4 года назад

    Watchmojo is my new history teacher

  • @josefstalin3394
    @josefstalin3394 5 лет назад +4

    I wasn’t even scared.

  • @jon3206
    @jon3206 4 года назад +8

    “Nobody can kill me” then they made love. Absolute alpha

  • @SeemaZI
    @SeemaZI 3 года назад +5

    Wow that’s insane that Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts

  • @jennygholson33
    @jennygholson33 7 лет назад +1

    I love your videos miss

  • @jaimelannister1797
    @jaimelannister1797 3 года назад +2

    These guys had some insane plot armor

  • @Derkosson
    @Derkosson 7 лет назад +45

    Excellent French accent, really !

    • @Derkosson
      @Derkosson 7 лет назад

      Oh, I didn't knew. Personnally I'm just plain old french from Europe.

    • @GandalfGreyhame
      @GandalfGreyhame 6 лет назад +1

      Shes probably from Quebec where they speak french

    • @Neriman1993
      @Neriman1993 6 лет назад

      HEY THATS WACIST!

  • @unknownname5492
    @unknownname5492 4 года назад +3

    My Funeral and grave - ❌
    Our Funeral and grave - ✔️

  • @unnot5706
    @unnot5706 4 года назад

    WE ARE SO HAPPY THAT JOSEPH STALIN IS ON OUR THUMBNAIL FOR OUR VIDEO

  • @Faderspar
    @Faderspar 6 лет назад +18

    The Cia just got rekt.

  • @cristinagomez3283
    @cristinagomez3283 2 года назад +8

    Josef Broz Tito: survives many attempts on his life by Stalin
    Stalin: can't even survive one from Josef

    • @harshitrawat811
      @harshitrawat811 2 года назад

      He died from a stroke to be fair that is just cool to hear no one could have killed stalin except one person Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili

  • @cryofever
    @cryofever 7 лет назад +17

    Soo Fidel Castro literally fucked one of his asasins? And then said No one can kill me?! Damn too savage

    • @a.k.7341
      @a.k.7341 7 лет назад +1

      CryOfever He seduced assassin and charmed them and then they did it.

  • @petartoshkov2076
    @petartoshkov2076 4 года назад +1

    Victoria *has 63 year long reign*
    Elizabeth II: Are you challenging me?!

  • @gonzolonzo1383
    @gonzolonzo1383 3 года назад +3

    I think tito trolling stalin is my favorite. How Tito felt about Stalins assassins, is the same way I feel about these damn Mormons at my door.

  • @bryantbaugh9040
    @bryantbaugh9040 6 лет назад +13

    I clicked on the Video for Stalin being on the thumbnail

  • @nokacolors8170
    @nokacolors8170 4 года назад +5

    My boy Zog 55 attempts in the second place🇦🇱

  • @noahjin7298
    @noahjin7298 4 года назад +2

    God: Who are you? Hitler: I'm the person who killed Hitler God: Welcome God: Wait a minute... Hitler: GET PLAYED

  • @jejeje8562
    @jejeje8562 4 года назад +2

    welp, my mom always assassinate me with her slippers

  • @ShanOakley
    @ShanOakley 7 лет назад +21

    They have tried to assassinate me over 1 thousand times. They keep sending femme-fatales to do the job. Lucky me. : )

    • @JohnSmith-mk5jt
      @JohnSmith-mk5jt 4 года назад

      @@kav9969 You say quit your bullshit, not realizing you have been wooshed. Congratulations.

    • @s.p.d.magentaranger1822
      @s.p.d.magentaranger1822 4 года назад

      Wow, that's impressive

  • @Janisschlappi
    @Janisschlappi 7 лет назад +9

    Kenny from South Park 😂

    • @tobos8909
      @tobos8909 7 лет назад +1

      Janis Schlapbach "Survived"
      Good try though

  • @OneOfUsIsHere
    @OneOfUsIsHere 6 лет назад

    Not all of these people were shining examples of humanity but I respect anyone that can survive an assassination attempt.

  • @jamarwillis1377
    @jamarwillis1377 4 года назад +2

    Them survive people who are trying to kill them
    Me: steps on a lego starts crying on the floor

  • @KatGlos
    @KatGlos 7 лет назад +74

    Arafat didn't survive the last one.

  • @demonflesh666
    @demonflesh666 7 лет назад +3

    I'll miss Castro. He always got my the Ray gun and the winters howl on five. Ima miss that man.

  • @knightshade3d51
    @knightshade3d51 4 года назад +1

    Holy shit! Surviving a single assassination is incredible. Yet, these are people who have survived between 4 to as many as 600+ different assassination attempts

  • @zakmiv9511
    @zakmiv9511 7 лет назад

    Your french is pretty good👌

  • @TheVitoandollini1
    @TheVitoandollini1 7 лет назад +36

    Castro is a true G

  • @zonzink
    @zonzink 7 лет назад +354

    Too bad Fidel Castro couldn't survive 2016.

    • @myaccount5999
      @myaccount5999 7 лет назад +28

      zonzink it's a shame he didn't died years ago

    • @zonzink
      @zonzink 7 лет назад +5

      Agreed.

    • @DragonFireX573
      @DragonFireX573 7 лет назад +2

      dave s on what evidence?

    • @redcomet2010
      @redcomet2010 7 лет назад +13

      then god was on his favor, as he lived past the average global human life expectancy

    • @zonzink
      @zonzink 7 лет назад +6

      He caused the deaths of thousands of people. It's a shame he didn't die sooner.

  • @deepalib3096
    @deepalib3096 3 года назад

    How interesting!

  • @James-cq2bj
    @James-cq2bj 5 лет назад +1

    Castro: no one can kill me
    2016: I got you fam

  • @infamousdylanj5958
    @infamousdylanj5958 4 года назад +3

    Theodore Roosevelt has entered the chat

  • @beverlywilliams8458
    @beverlywilliams8458 6 лет назад +5

    I'm a simple man.
    I see Stalin, I click

  • @aspectoftheyeti1232
    @aspectoftheyeti1232 5 лет назад

    Why am I not on the list? I get brutally roasted multiple times a day and I'm still alive.

  • @theasianboy315
    @theasianboy315 3 года назад +2

    Their plot armor is too strong, not even the writer itself can leaves a single scratch

  • @veryfamilyfriendlychristia869
    @veryfamilyfriendlychristia869 6 лет назад +20

    Iv survived my parents trying to kill me about 73 times. Why am o not here?

    • @anddrom6853
      @anddrom6853 5 лет назад +1

      243 backstabs and 371 assassination attempts
      All failed or/and went wrong

    • @jetspull5064
      @jetspull5064 3 года назад

      @@anddrom6853 Shit

    • @marciabent9587
      @marciabent9587 3 года назад

      Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pottupatteri2903
    @pottupatteri2903 7 лет назад +195

    **from the distance**
    WATCHMOJO IS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS

  • @profilen5181
    @profilen5181 5 лет назад +3

    Castro... man, what a legend.

  • @benc.3128
    @benc.3128 4 года назад +9

    That pope is amazing, he got shot then forgave and befriended the man. (Im not religious)

    • @rtn5405
      @rtn5405 4 года назад +1

      someone here doesnt know what propaganda means

    • @nuibui6667
      @nuibui6667 2 года назад

      these things are fake religious propaganda. Even the christians know that those men are upto no good.

    • @slyflydotsslidesfries1483
      @slyflydotsslidesfries1483 2 года назад

      The fact that Pope John Paul befriended the guy who tried to kill him tells me that he is way kinder than me because if I were that pope I would ask if I could get a metal bar and give him a maco man square up to the face

  • @theghost6244
    @theghost6244 7 лет назад +286

    Where's JFK???... Oh wait...

    • @cancandan7616
      @cancandan7616 6 лет назад +36

      ZEUSSx21 triggered

    • @martinarmenta835
      @martinarmenta835 6 лет назад +23

      ZEUSSx21 it happened like 50 years ago get over it.

    • @juandominguez5127
      @juandominguez5127 6 лет назад +6

      Yao Ming jfk just retired from a heavy headache.he will be back in a couple of years and make a comeback

    • @Manoliskon917
      @Manoliskon917 6 лет назад +5

      Pro_Memer71_X HE'S IS GOING TO RETURN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SQUARE CIRCLE, IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS.. AND MILLIONS TO RECAPTURE, RECLAIM THE WWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.

    • @mmananquil18
      @mmananquil18 6 лет назад +3

      TOO SOON!

  • @Ismail-Ibrahim841
    @Ismail-Ibrahim841 7 лет назад +64

    Castro is #1.
    In other News, You guys are running out of ideas.

    • @sthezh
      @sthezh 7 лет назад +12

      If you think they are running out of ideas, you're only fueling it. You are the one subbed and watching their videos.

    • @mr.e6126
      @mr.e6126 7 лет назад

      Darth FatCow You must not know how the channel works. Their fanbase chooses the videos ideas, they choose who is on the list and where. Also how the fuck is someone being on a list related to running out of ideas? Lmao

    • @LegendOfKhaos12
      @LegendOfKhaos12 5 лет назад

      Mr. E right ? I doubt there’s someone close to surviving 689 or whatever assassination attempts.. he’s totally pertinent to this topic and is deservedly number one

  • @darlirmeraja1417
    @darlirmeraja1417 6 лет назад +4

    Zogu 1 of Albania survived 55 atentataives … wow

  • @leobuscaglia5576
    @leobuscaglia5576 4 года назад +2

    There is a saying in India, "Jako rakhey saiya, maar sake na koi"
    (One whom the lord protects, no one can kill.)

  • @Grahmps
    @Grahmps 7 лет назад +24

    0:15, Count Dooku in real life?

  • @blitzkriegc1112
    @blitzkriegc1112 3 года назад +11

    Literally every American president during Castro revelation : castro must die
    Castro : who must die?
    All of the US President during castro revolution : **died**
    Castro : **wheeze**

  • @gamindupeeris2598
    @gamindupeeris2598 3 года назад +1

    44 attempts on Hitler's life
    Hitler: Hold my beer

  • @llll-lr1yo
    @llll-lr1yo 7 лет назад +38

    RASPUTIN!!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU FORGET ABOUT HIM!!!!!

    • @Potato79207
      @Potato79207 5 лет назад

      IT was no assination he just DONT want to Die

    • @mcj2219
      @mcj2219 4 года назад

      He was assasinated, after a toxic wine, drowning in a frozen river, 60 gunshots and more

    • @lukaskoric1202
      @lukaskoric1202 3 года назад

      Because he technically died from HYPOTHERMIA.

  • @fortis3686
    @fortis3686 7 лет назад +7

    I'm a simple person. I see Stalin and Castro in the thumbnail, I click.

  • @pazan137
    @pazan137 7 лет назад +50

    i survived in unfair mario... (its a lie)

  • @voyragercoh8753
    @voyragercoh8753 6 лет назад

    Agreed again.

  • @Rob_-dv6ei
    @Rob_-dv6ei 6 лет назад +1

    You could have at least included in honourable mentions Danny Greene - the Irish gangster who the Italian Mafia tried to kill about 8 times (mainly by car bomb) I think he killed like 16 of them (also mostly by car bomb) and although he died by (guess how) car bomb he still was a huge factor in starting the biggest Mafia trial in American history - the commission trial.

  • @mckinleydixon3272
    @mckinleydixon3272 6 лет назад +9

    What about Vladimir Lenin he survived 438 attempts.

  • @deiveggt7870
    @deiveggt7870 4 года назад +8

    Fidel Castro: hey yall love diary?
    The government : no,wait you should be dead

  • @knotabot9370
    @knotabot9370 3 года назад +1

    Holy Shit...
    Castro : You can’t kill me!
    Now we know where Woods got it from.
    Castro is Woods

  • @tcc5750
    @tcc5750 6 лет назад

    9:18 pretty badass :D