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  • @canadiandynamite5834
    @canadiandynamite5834 10 лет назад +3586

    Polnareff:Y-you! You're the real Mohammed Avdol!
    Avdol: YES I SLAM!

    • @SavageDroppinDaBeats
      @SavageDroppinDaBeats 10 лет назад +294

      "JAM 2 U!"
      Or alternatively, "I will now turn my 3-point shot, into 4!"

    • @julioenriqueiglesias8441
      @julioenriqueiglesias8441 9 лет назад +120

      you forgot to say "tsk tsk YES I SLAM! tsk tsk"

    • @AceKylar
      @AceKylar 9 лет назад +53

      SavageDroppinDaBeats Go! Magic Johnson!! Cross Slam Hurricane Special!

    • @the333gamer333
      @the333gamer333 9 лет назад +74

      Y-you! You're the real Kareem Avdol Jabbar!
      YES I SLAM!

    • @dawex2384
      @dawex2384 7 лет назад

      LMFAOOO im mad late sorry

  • @JackindaSack
    @JackindaSack 7 лет назад +5420

    I really hate that I just realised that space jam and jojo part 2 have the same basic plot.

    • @Leon8937
      @Leon8937 7 лет назад +702

      OH MY GOD

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 7 лет назад +440

      Jack Kent son of a bitch you're right.

    • @AbdefFable1
      @AbdefFable1 7 лет назад +536

      Jack Kent
      Please leave a detailed comparison for me. I would love to share it.

    • @WELSHGAMER99
      @WELSHGAMER99 7 лет назад +524

      AbdefFable1 I can tell you one comparison. The alien monsters are the Pillar Men.

    • @Crok425
      @Crok425 7 лет назад +159

      +That Welsh Guy But the aliens want the Looney Toons for the amusement park... I don't get it.

  • @ZedanB
    @ZedanB 9 лет назад +6153

    Part I: Phantom Slam
    Part II: Jamming Tendency
    Part III: Slamdunk Crusaders
    Part IV: Backboard is Unbreakable
    Part V: Slameo Jameo
    Part VI: All-Star Ocean
    Part VII: Steal Ball Run
    Part VIII: SlamJamlion
    Part IX: Space Jam (follows the adventures of Jordan Joestar)

    • @anferneexchamp
      @anferneexchamp 9 лет назад +26

      +matterking1 I agree

    • @Reyban26
      @Reyban26 9 лет назад +231

      Shirou Emiya 衛宮 士郎 Backboard is Unbreakable had me in tears.

    • @anferneexchamp
      @anferneexchamp 9 лет назад +34

      +rey robinson Lol that and B-Ball Run killed me

    • @cjweezil5206
      @cjweezil5206 9 лет назад +6

      +Shirou Emiya 衛宮 士郎 (Zedan Borrie) I can't find all of these when I search for them. Where do I find them?

    • @johntiseo7052
      @johntiseo7052 8 лет назад +75

      Eyes of slam

  • @THEGREATMAX
    @THEGREATMAX 9 лет назад +6960

    GERMAN BASKETBALL IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

    • @alpavz2335
      @alpavz2335 9 лет назад +120

      THEGREATMAX dirk and stroheim aproves your post XD

    • @N0AHVEGA
      @N0AHVEGA 9 лет назад +173

      Slamwagon Approves

    • @aristoph7239
      @aristoph7239 9 лет назад +10

      THEGREATMAX DEAR GOD LMAO

    • @cotyfigue9810
      @cotyfigue9810 8 лет назад +97

      +Noah Vega
      even slamwagon is slammin'

    • @prop0042
      @prop0042 8 лет назад +48

      German memes are the greatest in the world.

  • @chromonastiri2446
    @chromonastiri2446 8 лет назад +3749

    JOJO! THIS IS THE LAST OF MY SLAMON! TAKE IT FROM ME!!!

    • @silentghost004
      @silentghost004 8 лет назад +96

      Perfect, just perfect

    • @verynaisu
      @verynaisu 8 лет назад +9

      The joke just flew over ya

    • @fortuys7754
      @fortuys7754 8 лет назад +129

      *Dribble in the english dub.

    • @venlocity2
      @venlocity2 7 лет назад +3

      Juan Castillo jojoke

    • @terrabranwen2492
      @terrabranwen2492 7 лет назад +26

      And it pass,then Jojo to the best Dunk ever.

  • @keno6307
    @keno6307 9 лет назад +5206

    I was crying so hard when Seatsar died. He shouldn't have thrown the B-Ball and let its shadow give Jamuu a chance to use his Divine Slamstorm. And when he used his last Jamon to make a B-Ball out of his sweat, I cried even more. At least Joslam used his towel to defeat Jamuu.

    • @ayy5592
      @ayy5592 9 лет назад +171

      good job man... good job.....
      i wish i can thumbs this up at least 24124127491274980863174192 times

    • @joaomacabrodeath
      @joaomacabrodeath 9 лет назад +99

      I feel the pain too now

    • @keno6307
      @keno6307 9 лет назад +151

      ***** "She dribbled her b-ball with two hands" Fixed.

    • @Toanon
      @Toanon 9 лет назад +46

      SHIIIIIIITZAAAAAAAAAA

    • @edgegod4223
      @edgegod4223 7 лет назад +4

      Hello my fellow scout brother

  • @ecreiP
    @ecreiP 7 лет назад +2147

    "How many balls have you slammed?"
    "How many dribbles have you done in your life?"

    • @nappyheadedjosh6578
      @nappyheadedjosh6578 6 лет назад +87

      CitifiedDruid JORDAAAAAN!!!!!!

    • @dakotaclose7304
      @dakotaclose7304 5 лет назад +57

      *GOODBYEEEEE JOJO!!!* (Jordan Joestar)

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 5 лет назад +45

      A middle schooler cannot defeat a big leaguer! And compared to me you are nothing but a middle schooler, Jojo!
      (Sorry, i tried)

    • @Sl1ckG0ku
      @Sl1ckG0ku 5 лет назад +18

      A mere Rookie cannot tame a all-star

    • @benshapiro4597
      @benshapiro4597 4 года назад +9

      You fell for my for my feint!
      Thunder b-ball split attack!

  • @killallhumanslol
    @killallhumanslol 10 лет назад +1721

    I can't wait for "Slam Proud"

  • @kalvarr
    @kalvarr 9 лет назад +1516

    I'll use the Barkley family secret technique! *Dribbles away*

  • @CrapesVHS
    @CrapesVHS 10 лет назад +731

    Even Slamwagon was afraid!

  • @ClubbingSealCub
    @ClubbingSealCub 10 лет назад +619

    SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERTIME

  • @joshmiller2804
    @joshmiller2804 9 лет назад +1110

    I can't wait for Steal Ball Run, when Johnny Joslam must battle NBA president Fouling Valetine and his stand, Dirty Dribbles Done Dirt Cheap.

    • @xenotronia6681
      @xenotronia6681 5 лет назад +39

      Double dribbles done dirt cheap FTFY

    • @hattyblue1258
      @hattyblue1258 5 лет назад +45

      Dirty Dribbles Dunked Dirt Cheap

    • @mannequia8294
      @mannequia8294 5 лет назад +28

      Filthy Fouls For Flunk All

    • @mannequia8294
      @mannequia8294 5 лет назад +32

      Or, if you're reading the copyright-free translation; Foul Plays Done at a Discounted Price.

    • @mangoman4803
      @mangoman4803 4 года назад +12

      @@mannequia8294 Filthy Faints for Foolish Flunks

  • @The1AndOnlyDannyBro
    @The1AndOnlyDannyBro 10 лет назад +488

    I was just PRETENDING to slam!
    Shit! How does he know my best trick?!

    • @lGummyWorml
      @lGummyWorml 10 лет назад +96

      Come on, everybody now!
      Happy, joy-py, out of bounds-py!

  • @180223
    @180223 10 лет назад +2148

    Your next line is: "This slam is awesome!"

    • @aquin3066
      @aquin3066 10 лет назад +360

      This slam is awesome!-
      Wh- What?!

    • @NrgBuster
      @NrgBuster 10 лет назад +165

      This slam is awesome!
      N-Nani!?

    • @Gundamad020
      @Gundamad020 10 лет назад +93

      This slam is awesome!
      Wh-what the...

    • @SaigenMusic
      @SaigenMusic 10 лет назад +86

      This slam is awesome!
      SHIT!

    • @Edit-nk6nb
      @Edit-nk6nb 10 лет назад +71

      OH-MY-GODDD

  • @baku323
    @baku323 8 лет назад +822

    One of the Pillar Men is called Wamuu. My god.

    • @gunk7014
      @gunk7014 8 лет назад +378

      Slamuu.

    • @baku323
      @baku323 8 лет назад +49

      +Some guy. This guy gets it!

    • @gunk7014
      @gunk7014 8 лет назад +17

      ShiningTotodile yeye

    • @Deinomimus
      @Deinomimus 7 лет назад +79

      Wamuu bamuu sankyuu ma'amuu

    • @joshuatoback6091
      @joshuatoback6091 7 лет назад +31

      ShiningTotodile Slammu

  • @paradise8061
    @paradise8061 9 лет назад +546

    That's right, I rigged the whole game!
    (that was a lie, but it will drive him mad!)

    • @eli5360
      @eli5360 4 года назад

      Paradise yep when Joseph say my plan worked from the beginning next to kars but it was a lie but Joseph wanted him to get pissed

    • @VerySillysocks
      @VerySillysocks 4 года назад +5

      Raza Blaze _dude you just explained the joke thanks I guess..?_

    • @takuslawyer
      @takuslawyer 4 года назад

      That's actually not what he said but I guess you got the premise

  • @jonokguy
    @jonokguy 8 лет назад +735

    HOW LONG CAN YOU DUNK IN THE FROZEN TIME JOTARO?!!

    • @oxiclean4x
      @oxiclean4x 8 лет назад +12

      +Jon The Pretty OK Guy wrong part

    • @jonokguy
      @jonokguy 8 лет назад +46

      GERBYE JOJO

    • @rhysjonsmusic
      @rhysjonsmusic 8 лет назад +25

      +Jon The Pretty OK Guy Your next line will be "come on and slam, and welcome to the jam".

    • @jonokguy
      @jonokguy 8 лет назад +23

      rhysjonsmusic Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam... NANI?????!!!!! Papi how did you know?

    • @rhysjonsmusic
      @rhysjonsmusic 8 лет назад

      Jon The Pretty OK Guy cause no one could possibly resist slamming and jamming the moment this music plays

  • @mikehunt4618
    @mikehunt4618 8 лет назад +350

    SLAMUU! DUNK MY MASTERS!

    • @commanderwookiecopc806
      @commanderwookiecopc806 8 лет назад +69

      EVEN BARKLEY IS AFRIAD

    • @yeseniaacosta3191
      @yeseniaacosta3191 7 лет назад +32

      Barkley this is the last of my slamon, TAKE IT FROM ME!!!

    • @nemo5335
      @nemo5335 7 лет назад +6

      You mean "EVEN THUNDER DAN IS AFRAID!"
      None of you scrubs know shit about b-ball. If JoJo is Barkley, then Speedwagon should be Dan Majerle.
      Also Zeppeli would be Paul Westphal.

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 7 лет назад

      hulk hogan *Jamwagon

  • @JadenRockz99
    @JadenRockz99 9 лет назад +584

    Part 2 : Ballin' Tendency
    Joseph Joeslam must learn the secrets and his family's past as a Baller as he tries his best to fight off the Pointguard man. But with his team of nazi ballers, the Jampelli successor, and the teaching of his mentor Liup Liup, he knows he can Jam the court and dunk a slam for humanity.

    • @hwk2500
      @hwk2500 9 лет назад +33

      Congratulations son you just won the internet.

    • @mccad00
      @mccad00 9 лет назад +15

      JadenRockz99 *B-ball Tendency

    • @malcolmbradford195
      @malcolmbradford195 9 лет назад +20

      SaberMacro Your next line is..."Come on and slam!" toyou

    • @HigiCura
      @HigiCura 9 лет назад +14

      Malcolm Bradford Come on and slam! ♪ .... W-WHAT?!

    • @JadenRockz99
      @JadenRockz99 9 лет назад +14

      Malcolm Bradford
      Come on and sla--!!!!
      Na-Nante koto!

  • @VenomtheOne
    @VenomtheOne 10 лет назад +316

    HAMMON!! OVERBALLIN' !!!!!!!!!

  • @BobLogical
    @BobLogical 8 лет назад +375

    I thought a bloody slam was the sound the toilet bowl made after you eat Chipotle.

    • @bort7949
      @bort7949 7 лет назад +32

      Like a bloody STONE? Like a bloody STORM

    • @djinnhoopa7599
      @djinnhoopa7599 6 лет назад +3

      Abraham Turcios
      OH GOD NO

    • @doolys9472
      @doolys9472 4 года назад

      TIHI

  • @StarchyMcgee
    @StarchyMcgee 10 лет назад +303

    Joseph Barkley must travel the world and learn to master the dribble in order to save the world from an ancient group known as the Hoops men (Slam, Jam, Wham, and Bam) that will become the ultimate life-forms if Barkley does not stop them in, JOJO: SLAMMING TENDENCIES!

    • @marcoseminara7415
      @marcoseminara7415 10 лет назад +58

      Joseph: Damnit, I have only 30 days left to master Jamon.

    • @cjcskittlez
      @cjcskittlez 9 лет назад +3

      Wouldn't it be Micheal Joestar and Caesar Barkelli.

    • @SilverRay85
      @SilverRay85 9 лет назад +14

      CJ Skittlez hahaha! Joseph Barkley; I have become the ultimate life form! Now I can slam without following any rules! The ref won't call me on it! Hahaha! How does it feel to have your dribble be useless?

    • @marcoseminara7415
      @marcoseminara7415 9 лет назад +1

      SilverRay8585
      OH NO

    • @SilenceOfKnight
      @SilenceOfKnight 9 лет назад +4

      Zero Rebel you meant "OH SLAM!"

  • @Raiden777ify
    @Raiden777ify 8 лет назад +536

    Your next line is "COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!"

  • @zeroranger
    @zeroranger 7 лет назад +205

    Your next line is *AWAKEN MY SLAM MASTERS*

    • @HiScore_SNS
      @HiScore_SNS 7 лет назад +42

      AWAKEN MY SLAM MASTERS
      .
      .
      N-nani?

    • @TheTheThe_
      @TheTheThe_ 7 лет назад

      HunterSNS lmao

    • @Defileros
      @Defileros 7 лет назад +4

      More like AWAKEN MY SLAMSTERS!

  • @TheLilbigBlack
    @TheLilbigBlack 9 лет назад +376

    Barkley's Bizarre Adventure: Bulls Tendency

  • @HurtboxTV
    @HurtboxTV 9 лет назад +773

    I know what your next slam is gonna be

    • @lemerchant1406
      @lemerchant1406 8 лет назад +5

      That was actually pretty jamming

    • @ringo_the_octopus8273
      @ringo_the_octopus8273 8 лет назад +46

      "Come on and slam!"
      "Come on and sl-"
      *realisation sets in*

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 6 лет назад +11

      joslam: i know what your next slam is gonna be.
      hoops (kars): oh yeah?! whats it gonna be?!?
      joslam: youre gonna shoot from the half court, rebound it, and fake me out to the left so you can shoot!!
      hoops: *realization sets in* *n-nani?!? howd he know my plan?!?*

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 5 лет назад

      0w0

  • @viaxon6
    @viaxon6 9 лет назад +209

    "Next you're gonna slam..."

    • @JinnTsumi
      @JinnTsumi 9 лет назад +39

      NAAANIIIII??!!

    • @skyblue6092
      @skyblue6092 9 лет назад +5

      SLAAAAM!!!.......Aah?!

    • @WhoWatchesVideos
      @WhoWatchesVideos 9 лет назад +2

      Jerome Clarke
      SLAAAMMIIIIII??!?!?

    • @ade4068
      @ade4068 9 лет назад +8

      MY BALLS!!!.....this isn't pornhub is it......

    • @DJgamer98
      @DJgamer98 9 лет назад +1

      ***** *slams* What?! Impossible!

  • @gearfire123
    @gearfire123 10 лет назад +961

    German basketball is the best in the world!!!

    • @godofguitar98
      @godofguitar98 10 лет назад +136

      Ok von Stroheim... Even though the Speedwagon foundation practically made it.

    • @brucegoldberg3759
      @brucegoldberg3759 10 лет назад +123

      ***** Speedwagon's foundation merely miniaturized the UV hoops. German basketball technology is still the slammest on the court.

    • @LetsNeverPlayAgain
      @LetsNeverPlayAgain 9 лет назад +18

      ***** Von Slamheim

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 7 лет назад +2

      General Goose Jamwagon lol if I get a Jeep thats what I am calling it xd

    • @terrellgautier3454
      @terrellgautier3454 7 лет назад +3

      Dirk Nowitzki

  • @Vriska48
    @Vriska48 10 лет назад +288

    ... this... this.... THIS.... THIS
    WHY THIS ITS SO FUCKING PERFECT!?

    • @thundervolt9764
      @thundervolt9764 10 лет назад +47

      The best profile pic for that comment!

    • @KeiKurono90
      @KeiKurono90 8 лет назад +4

      +fullmariobros1 Where can I find the complete image? I need it for a report... >.

    • @SeanTheShinigami
      @SeanTheShinigami 8 лет назад +2

      +Kiyoteru Hiyama
      I-
      okay

  • @WalkersWonderland
    @WalkersWonderland 10 лет назад +502

    Dio Jamdo's legacy lives on to plague the entire Joeslam family. Will Jotaro Kujam be able to defeat him in part 3 Stardust Cruslammers?

    • @Okamii007
      @Okamii007 10 лет назад +84

      We can't forget about part 2, Baller Tendency, when Joesph Joeslam faced off against the formidable Hoop Men SlamCDC, Slammu, and the Ultimate Baller Bars

    • @lGummyWorml
      @lGummyWorml 10 лет назад +70

      Masamune Okami Part 1: Phantom Slam
      Part 2: Baller Tendency
      Part 3: Stardust Cruslammers
      Part 4: B-ball is not Slam
      Part 5: Slamo Aureo
      Part 6: Slam Ocean
      Part 7: B-ball Run
      Part 8: Jojamlion
      There, I did all the work for everyone.

    • @babler11
      @babler11 10 лет назад +42

      RagingPacifist BARKLEY IS UNBREAKABLE

    • @Okamii007
      @Okamii007 10 лет назад +30

      Dribble is Unslammable

    • @WalkersWonderland
      @WalkersWonderland 10 лет назад +47

      "What a beautiful Dribble!"

  • @Ganmorg
    @Ganmorg 9 лет назад +85

    "Slamuu! Awaken, my Dunksters!

    • @Ganmorg
      @Ganmorg 8 лет назад +1

      Some Person no u

  • @P4ntlessNinja
    @P4ntlessNinja 10 лет назад +147

    Quality-wise this has to be one of the best slams ever jammed.

    • @BigBlackChris
      @BigBlackChris 9 лет назад +5

      P4ntless Ninja Agreed, but to me the best will always be Slam of the North Star!

  • @antoninuslucario5560
    @antoninuslucario5560 9 лет назад +226

    JamJam's Bizarre Slamventure (Edited the wiki articles; go there for the source material)
    Phantom Jam is the first part of JamJam's Bizarre Slamventure, published in Weekly Shonen Jumpshot in 1987. It debuted in Shonen Jumpshot double issue 1-2 in January 1987.
    The story follows Jonathan Joeslam as he matures with and eventually plays a one on one game of basketball his adoptive brother, the cunning, merciless Thrio Pointo.
    Jamming Tendency is the second part of JamJam's Bizarre Slamventure, serialized in Weekly Shonen Jumpshot between 1987 and 1989.
    Taking place in 1938, the story follows the misadventures of Joseph Joeslam (a.k.a. JamJam), grandson of Jonathan, as he masters the Dribble in order to combat hostile, ancient super-beings named the Center Men; creators of the Basket Mask.
    Slamdunk Crusaders is the third part of JamJam's Bizarre Slamventure, serialized in Weekly Shonen Jumpshot between 1989 and 1992.
    Set in 1987 to 1988, the story follows Jotaro Oranjo and his friends as they journey from the Palace of Auburn Hills to the American Airlines Arena to save his baller life by defeating his family's out-of-retirement archenemy, THRIO.
    Defense is Unbreakable is the fourth part of JamJam's Bizarre Slamventure, serialized in Weekly Shonen Jumpshot between 1992 and 1995.
    In 1999, the Backboard, manifesting latent Juke abilities, travels throughout Morioh, Japan; as rookie baller Josuke Higashikata (illegitimate son of Joseph) and his friends seek out the culprits of a series of fouls.
    I might do the other parts later.

    • @Jaskiers_Lute.
      @Jaskiers_Lute. 8 лет назад +7

      I can't omg

    • @slunt655
      @slunt655 8 лет назад +8

      I lost it many times reading this, but Defense is Unbreakable really got me.

    • @MrGamenerd9999
      @MrGamenerd9999 8 лет назад +4

      +Antoninus Lucario You should have said it debuted in Jamuary.

    • @sebastiansguazzin3931
      @sebastiansguazzin3931 8 лет назад +5

      Joseph is the best JamJam

    • @Alvin797
      @Alvin797 8 лет назад

      slamslams

  • @Prince100bill
    @Prince100bill 10 лет назад +159

    WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT?

    • @MineBro56
      @MineBro56 5 лет назад +1

      The magic of slam.

  • @BiGbTCN
    @BiGbTCN 8 лет назад +275

    how many ballers have you slammed!?
    how many jams have you taken?
    ...!?

    • @BiGbTCN
      @BiGbTCN 7 лет назад +10

      Deshaun Hall okay well how about this:
      "You're about to say 'come on and slam!'"
      "come on and slam! N-NANIIIII!?"

    • @yooey
      @yooey 7 лет назад +2

      TheCosaNation 10/10

    • @BiGbTCN
      @BiGbTCN 7 лет назад

      Deshaun Hall xD

    • @chefboahise1109
      @chefboahise1109 6 лет назад +1

      Have you guys read Steal Ball Run, that part got the slickest steal in all the parts

    • @Feed2567
      @Feed2567 4 года назад

      "How many breads have you eaten in your life?" - Dio Brando

  • @punch3322
    @punch3322 8 лет назад +740

    GERMAN SLAMMING IS THE BEST IN *_THE WORLD_*!

    • @SGKion
      @SGKion 7 лет назад +25

      sekaii iiiiiichiiiiii!

    • @tama3162
      @tama3162 7 лет назад +71

      Von Slamheim?! You're back on the court! I thought I saw him get put on the bench after being destroyed by Slamtana in Mexico! How?!

    • @punch3322
      @punch3322 7 лет назад +27

      Aoi Lady GERMAN BASKETBALL MAGIC IS THE BEST IN *_THE WORLD!_*

    • @zay9k717
      @zay9k717 5 лет назад +1

      Za warudo

    • @80sUnt
      @80sUnt 4 года назад +2

      @@zay9k717 No,
      *_ZA WARUDOOO!!!!_*

  • @fenelladruce1958
    @fenelladruce1958 10 лет назад +172

    You were expecting a slam! But it was me, Dio!

    • @SandopolisZone
      @SandopolisZone 9 лет назад

      lereadthemanga.jpg

    • @isaiahquidilla3153
      @isaiahquidilla3153 9 лет назад

      I would imagine it being Dikembe Mutombo doing his finger wag.

    • @fenelladruce1958
      @fenelladruce1958 9 лет назад

      I know Dio is from the first series. But it was to tempting.

    • @SandopolisZone
      @SandopolisZone 9 лет назад +1

      Titan Kakashi BUT I REFUSE :DDDDDDDD.

    • @fenelladruce1958
      @fenelladruce1958 9 лет назад

      I saw this funny Tumblr post, it was Jonathan Joestar skin for Skyrim, so he found a new dog, and the next picture was the dog on fire and it was captioned "DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!"

  • @PBCollects
    @PBCollects 8 лет назад +202

    This video got me to watch JoJo, my new favorite anime and manga

  • @Hanbei
    @Hanbei 9 лет назад +234

    Your next line is... "i'm gonna slam you like a real mamma jamma!"

    • @vinyldimer
      @vinyldimer 9 лет назад +84

      "I'm gonna slam you like a real mamma jamma. N-naniii?!"

    • @noVva555
      @noVva555 8 лет назад +1

      +Santos Ahumada (SaintofSouls) next you gonna say is: yare yare slam.... wait wrong part :p

    • @forhundredsofyearsilaydorm9301
      @forhundredsofyearsilaydorm9301 8 лет назад +1

      +mslink loquendero desde ayer yare yare slam- H-HUH?!!

    • @thesuperhand5797
      @thesuperhand5797 6 лет назад +1

      I’m gonna slam you like a real brat . Haha ! You failed !

  • @lapuvamagnum
    @lapuvamagnum 7 лет назад +88

    Bloody stream really goes with anything.

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 7 лет назад

      Whitemagnum it goes with ANYTHING

    • @normannoslen5761
      @normannoslen5761 7 лет назад +5

      Whitemagnum we need to mash this shit up with the Guile Theme

    • @BBHSN98
      @BBHSN98 7 лет назад +1

      *Every JoJo opening* goes with anything.

    • @Chaos-Blade22
      @Chaos-Blade22 4 года назад +1

      Someone must fuse the two songs that go with everything... You say Run and Bloody Stream

    • @bubbleboy7700
      @bubbleboy7700 2 года назад

      @@normannoslen5761 If you search up silvagunna's guile theme parodies you'll see one of them is bloody stream with guile's instrumental

  • @AceKylar
    @AceKylar 10 лет назад +98

    Wham: To me the score is the truth, and the skillful ballers are the one that's friendly and to be respected. I will forever remember u in some part of my mind Caesar.... A man who dribble like a bubble, and slams with the spumes....

  • @OurDarkGoldenHero
    @OurDarkGoldenHero 9 лет назад +67

    Jordan; Bastard... how many times have you watched this video!?
    Barkley; Do you know what... Auto Replay is!?
    Jordan; !?

  • @Blunder-Blue
    @Blunder-Blue 10 лет назад +56

    YOU THOUGHT IT WAS CHARLES BARKLEY THAT CHAOS DUNKED THE CITY, BUT IT WAS REALLY I, DIO!

    • @Dasgath
      @Dasgath 10 лет назад

      But it was I, Dio.... you ruined it six days ago

    • @Blunder-Blue
      @Blunder-Blue 10 лет назад

      Dasgath Fixed it. :P

    • @Dasgath
      @Dasgath 10 лет назад +7

      Matthew Harris Without the "REALLY"!!
      That's it, im taking this to the JoJo commite tomorrow to discuss your options. We may need to take your POSE rights.

  • @ChrisBabaganoosh
    @ChrisBabaganoosh 8 лет назад +40

    He's absorbed the power of the B-Ball. Nothing can hurt him now. He can control the slams at a whim.

  • @pdragon619
    @pdragon619 7 лет назад +45

    "I abandon my slam-jamminy JoJo!"

  • @SkulloMad
    @SkulloMad 10 лет назад +330

    Za Balldo

  • @ronrowe5612
    @ronrowe5612 10 лет назад +131

    Guys, Slamo Aureo has to do with Dio Slamdo's son Jamo Jamavanna and his dream of being a ballstar right?

    • @Lukan33
      @Lukan33 10 лет назад +39

      "Jamo Jammavana"
      Jesus Christ
      I'm dying

    • @ronrowe5612
      @ronrowe5612 10 лет назад +29

      Lukan33 Savor the jam of Slam Experience...

    • @TemplateUserNameSquad
      @TemplateUserNameSquad 10 лет назад +26

      Ron Rowe
      Slam Experience Requiem!

    • @ronrowe5612
      @ronrowe5612 10 лет назад +21

      Insert Typical Username Here Slam Experience Dunkniem : You.. have nowhere... left to dribble. And... You will never be able to reach "the hoop."

    • @TemplateUserNameSquad
      @TemplateUserNameSquad 10 лет назад +21

      My . . . my prediction will definitely happen! My invincible "3-Point Crimson" will be the victor!

  • @momoandmiz
    @momoandmiz 10 лет назад +79

    Next you're going to say, "Come on and slam!"

    • @Brinksarsenal
      @Brinksarsenal 10 лет назад +29

      Come on and sla-
      Nani?!

    • @Wingless-
      @Wingless- 9 лет назад +1

      EHHHHHH!? NANI!?

    • @devcrom3
      @devcrom3 9 лет назад +3

      Joel Cameron Your next line is "And welcome to the jam!" To iu!

    • @CyberShinobiX
      @CyberShinobiX 9 лет назад +2

      Devon Cromwell And welcome to the jam....! W-what!

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 9 лет назад

      Robo-Brinks And welcome to the jam

  • @oltarz7
    @oltarz7 10 лет назад +49

    someone should take upon the tedious task of resubbing all of part 2 so it tells the tale of Jo Jordan on his quest to defeat Karles Barkely and the Dunk Men. complete with this as the themesong.

  • @APO1029
    @APO1029 10 лет назад +55

    Slam Platinum, The Slam
    Crazy Slam, Killer Jam
    Golden Slam, King Slam
    Slam Free, White Slam, Jam to Heaven
    Slam, Super Slams Slammed Slam Cheap
    Slam & Jam

  • @caml1813
    @caml1813 10 лет назад +29

    "Mr. Joestar! His dope b-ball moves are forever lost to the world!"
    "No, his sick nasty skills live on in Jonathan! He has inherited his fathers slamming heart!"

  • @deemaybe4146
    @deemaybe4146 10 лет назад +40

    EVEN AIRJORDAN IS AFRAID

  • @CeresArchive
    @CeresArchive 8 лет назад +33

    My god, Barkley... We might as well not be on the court to them! They dribbled right past us like we're not even there! These dunks are on a completely different level to us!

  • @hermesbird
    @hermesbird 10 лет назад +67

    JORDAN JOESTAR
    HE WAS A JOJO ALL ALONG (inb4 hurr his name is Michael)

  • @Wulfsmasher
    @Wulfsmasher 9 лет назад +53

    Even Barkley is afraid!

    • @goose_dove
      @goose_dove 4 года назад

      This is a highly underrated comment

  • @pizzarelaguy
    @pizzarelaguy 10 лет назад +41

    PASSING:USELESS
    As the ultimate being,Slams does not need to pass the ball to anyone else

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 года назад +6

    _”Eventually, the Monstars stopped thinking.”_

  • @BBG_Illo
    @BBG_Illo 3 года назад +5

    8 years already, holy shit

  • @Cakeasaurus01
    @Cakeasaurus01 10 лет назад +20

    ♫Like a bloody slam♫ ♪暑くLike a bloody jam♪ww

  • @booby4059
    @booby4059 7 лет назад +32

    Barkley's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Slam
    Barkley's Bizarre Adventure: Slamming Tendency
    Barkley's Bizarre Adventure: Slamdunk Crusaders
    Barkley's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unslammable
    Barkley's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Slam
    Barkley's Bizarre Adventure: Slam Ocean
    Barkley's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Slam Run
    Barkley's Bizarre Adventure: Slamlion

    • @dragnov96
      @dragnov96 7 лет назад

      Demolition Dan You forgot about Slam Ocean

    • @booby4059
      @booby4059 7 лет назад

      Oh crud, I fuckin' did. Ill change my comment.

    • @rizikos_
      @rizikos_ 7 лет назад +1

      Slam Ball Run

    • @darkjosem13
      @darkjosem13 7 лет назад +3

      Correction: Barkley's Bizarre Adventure: Part 4: Backboard is Unbreakable

    • @remainderofsturgeonslaw7156
      @remainderofsturgeonslaw7156 7 лет назад +1

      Correction: Barkley's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Slamdunk Globetrotters

  • @lordtalo2062
    @lordtalo2062 8 лет назад +16

    I will give you one minute to play against the mighty Slammu, I used to tell the members of the Jamon tribe this, "Your Jam is now my shotclock measured in blood. "

  • @OfficialChrissums
    @OfficialChrissums 10 лет назад +35

    These slams are the pinnacle of German Science!!!

  • @revenray7584
    @revenray7584 10 лет назад +23

    Jordan's Stand: Da Courto!

  • @lolasian1016
    @lolasian1016 8 лет назад +53

    German b-ballers are SEKAI ICHI!!!

  • @GameLifeBalance
    @GameLifeBalance 10 лет назад +21

    Oh my God this is the best thing I've heard all week... AND IT'S FRIDAY

  • @lGummyWorml
    @lGummyWorml 10 лет назад +34

    I have become the ultimate baller!

  • @lossflight
    @lossflight 4 года назад +7

    When that backboard fell on Muggsy, I cried. JORDAN, THIS IS THE LAST OF MY GATORADE, TAKE IT!

  • @Nanomachines5on
    @Nanomachines5on 7 лет назад +5

    "How many times have you slammed?"
    "How many breads have you eaten in your life?"

  • @drippygains
    @drippygains 8 лет назад +16

    that trumpet still gives me chills

  • @Kaisean
    @Kaisean 10 лет назад +16

    Even Slamwagon is Jammin

  • @SuperSawsome
    @SuperSawsome 9 лет назад +30

    This song ends at 420

    • @HurtboxTV
      @HurtboxTV 9 лет назад +35

      GERMAN WEED IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD

  • @MUGENanaya
    @MUGENanaya 9 лет назад +15

    You were expecting a comment
    BUT IT WAS ME, MICHAEL JORDAN!

  • @mapleGen
    @mapleGen 10 лет назад +12

    WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL WITH THIS SONG 😂

  • @xotai
    @xotai 9 лет назад +7

    This is the best thing I've ever heard and all of these comments are pure pure gold.

  • @ChipoltleXD
    @ChipoltleXD 10 лет назад +59

    SlamaSlamaSlamaSlamaSlama!

    • @trickstar250
      @trickstar250 10 лет назад +45

      Mujam Mujam MUJAM MUJAM MUJAM!!!

    • @gespenstmk-iii111
      @gespenstmk-iii111 10 лет назад +36

      YELLOW DUNK.... OVERDRIVE!

    • @cjcskittlez
      @cjcskittlez 9 лет назад +6

      Slam Waruldo!!!

    • @keno6307
      @keno6307 9 лет назад +3

      Gappy The Eighth JoJo And Kira B-Ball Volley!

  • @Marvelous_Marvins
    @Marvelous_Marvins 9 лет назад +13

    "DO YOU, UNDERSLAMMMMMMMMU!?"

  • @GarbaggioGoblino
    @GarbaggioGoblino 2 года назад +10

    hearing this play on saltybet in like 2015 is what got me interested in jojo
    no joke
    and now steel ball run is my favorite piece of fiction maybe after silent hill 2, and the rest of the parts aint too far behind.
    jojo has become a MASSIVE part of my life in the past 6 or 7 years, so i get to say this completely honestly:
    thank you for making this space jam mashup. it changed my life.

    • @spiceforspice3461
      @spiceforspice3461 2 года назад

      Holy fuck you just reminded me that I've been into jojo for nearly 5 years where the fuck did the time go.

  • @lilpotayto
    @lilpotayto 10 лет назад +29

    YELLOW SLAM OVERDRIVE!!

    • @Edit-nk6nb
      @Edit-nk6nb 10 лет назад +11

      * OVVAAARRRDDRRRIIIIVVVVEEE

    • @ceronosibex6390
      @ceronosibex6390 10 лет назад +24

      Edit OOOOOOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEE!

  • @MessatsuGoshoryu02
    @MessatsuGoshoryu02 9 лет назад +11

    I feel like I'm on drugs right now

  • @TetsuRiken
    @TetsuRiken 4 года назад +3

    I have to say I love the art for JoJo here

  • @wierddino3368
    @wierddino3368 9 лет назад +15

    B-Ball Orange Overdrive!!!

  • @maxspecs
    @maxspecs 10 лет назад +21

    Next everybody's gonna say: "Naa na na Naa na na..."
    Then everybody's gonna say: "Heyuuuu Heyoooo..."

  • @benshapiro4597
    @benshapiro4597 4 года назад +3

    Damn jamske was really dedicated to slamming yoshijama slamma, after he slammed slamechi, and jamtaro kujo saves the gang before yoshijama slamma activated bites the jam

  • @brandonadrien3476
    @brandonadrien3476 7 лет назад +3

    Jordan tried to pull a layup on Kars BUT! The volcano's immense vertical transformed it into the ultimate AIR BALL on Kars.
    Eventually... Kars stopped balling.

  • @mattyonblitz
    @mattyonblitz 4 года назад +2

    In this version of Battle Tendency Wamuu performs such a powerful slam dunk that he crushes Cesar under the ball

  • @OfficialChrissums
    @OfficialChrissums 10 лет назад +12

    Who the hell pulls a B-Ball out of nowhere and starts Dribbling in the middle of the streets!??!

  • @Ljevlja
    @Ljevlja 10 лет назад +8

    - We meet again, Jordan Joestar!
    - Charles Brando, Damn you!

    • @conradojavier
      @conradojavier 10 лет назад +8

      Part 1 = Charles Brando
      Part 3 = CHARLES

  • @jakefox12
    @jakefox12 10 лет назад +11

    Holy shit this is epic but hilarious at the same time,"like a bloody Slam!!! atsuku like a bloody Jam!!!"

  • @thisisaformality
    @thisisaformality 9 лет назад +2

    Cesar Jampeli: "My ultimate technique...HAMON DUNK!"
    Slammu: *dies*

  • @stinky9675
    @stinky9675 3 года назад +2

    This is art. The pinnacle of evolution.

  • @CharroArgentino
    @CharroArgentino 9 лет назад +371

    AWAKEN MY SLAMMERS!

  • @al3ssiov
    @al3ssiov 10 лет назад +7

    Waiting for "Slam like an Egyptian"

  • @mr.mcnuggies
    @mr.mcnuggies Год назад +2

    Can’t believe this is 10 years old now

  • @tyswizzel
    @tyswizzel 4 года назад +2

    still got it, even 7 years later

  • @joelikespotatoes8321
    @joelikespotatoes8321 2 года назад +3

    9 years ago wtf, man I feel old

  • @yuricock
    @yuricock 4 года назад +3

    My parents: *gives me a lecture*
    My brain:

  • @TheAnimeInformer
    @TheAnimeInformer 9 лет назад +1

    Godamn it! Why are these always so good! I swear this song goes with everything.

  • @gdfjgkk
    @gdfjgkk 11 лет назад

    A great mix, thanks for making it.

  • @demonx3779
    @demonx3779 6 лет назад +3

    I love how at 0:51 it perfectly fits original lyrics.

  • @karthebest5155
    @karthebest5155 8 лет назад +12

    0.5 speed sounds like some weird kind of dubstep