@@1ToTheInfinityfeel like he was at a disadvantage…. They should get him a special buzzer so Riley can stop bullying the lil guy. Jeopardy 3 my $ is on hooves
I genuinely cannot pinpoint where it went wrong for graydon. One minute its a tied game next thing videos over with a 93 point difference, wow just wow
Hey everyone, I was the third guest. I just wanna say never meet your heroes. I've loved hivemind for a while and i was so excited to meet these two, but obviously i was pretty let down. I guess grant must've turned off my buzzer before hand because i was completely ignored. Really heartbreaking, plus before the video started i tried talking to Graydon but he just turned his back to me and mumbled "Stop talking fuck fuck fuck" over and over again. Riley wasn't any better, i bumped into him when i was walking to my chair and he started yelling at me to "Scram like the onion you are or ELSE", which i guess meant that he would pretend i didn't exist. In general a terrible experience. The only good thing that happened was that dignan was lovely. He told me he "ate piggies like me for breakfast", but then apologized over and over and i could tell he meant it. It was mostly that he was crying and hugging me. I wish those two maniacs would let him out of that little cage they keep him in.
hivemind vids r the highlight of my day. i blast it so everyone in my house can hear, i grab a 1 pound bag of harbio gummies and disassociate for however long the vid is. when it ends i wake up a new person and i am reborn through rebirth. hivemind is therapy
I saw Dignan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I find Graydon being so genuinely adamant about getting the daily double, getting it, and then wagering 1 point hilarious. Some people (Riley) sometimes dont get his advanced in the brain level of comedy
this reminds me of when grant put my family in jeopardy by bulldozing my house with everyone in it on april fools. i understand it was just a prank, but my family didn’t find it as funny as me. great guy
Love Hivemind Jeopardy, reminds me of that time when Dignan livestreamed himself meticulously jeopardizing that plane on September 11th 2001, what a goofball!!
last night i watched a horror movie and then a hivemind video before bed which resulted in a dream about a hivemind game called "guess the horror movie from the sound effects". both graydon and riley were terrible at it and agreed it was a poorly conceptualised game because "blood splatters and screaming always just kind of sound the same". i needed to share this
If you want to see that game concept irl, Dead Meat on youtube did 2 podcast episodes where they guess the kill just from a sound clip. Very fun to play along with if you're a horror fan
Welcome to Hivemind Stats! With that incredible blowout win Riley snaps Graydons 2 game win streak, and sets an all-time Hivemind record with 97 points beating his own record of 72 set in Hivemind Feud Ep. 1 Overall Stats as of 06/19/2023 Riley 146-57-4 Graydon 35-110-2 Dignan 8-49-2 Guests 14-12-1
This reminded me of when dignan went on jeopardy 24 times with different fake mustaches, then tried to bribe Alex Trebek with a pipe bomb recipe on live television to let him on again
38:01 one of few instances where Graydon actually relaxes his face muscles and we can see his resting off-camera face. what a beautiful sight, happens so fast
Reminds me of the second time the state of Michigan tried to lock up Dignan because of what he did to my family back in '89, but couldn't because of the Double Jeopardy Clause, which provides that no person can be convicted twice of the same offense. Good times, thanks boys!
10:25 did Graydon do wordplay after wordplay and got nothing more than a chuckle? *P* USHING IT JUST TO *T* RY, THAT TEMPTATION IS *BIG* . I'm proud Graydon, you are seen.
I have been brainwashed by this channel. The microphone on the table had become invisible and non existent in my conscious until graydon pointed it out again for me and also riley who appeared to have lost it aswell.
Hahaha I love these lil hivemind videos so funny. Dignan has trapped me in his basement and continues to whisper sweet sweet lullabies to me every night.
coming back to the video 308 days later fuming that graydon didnt get "aligator and pelican" when the answer was aligator and bird. is a pelican not a bird?! i'm pretty sure a pelican is a bird. why did no one contest this. how will i sleep at night
It took me until 45 minutes to understand the Star Wars thing. I was sitting here like “these questions arnt at all related to the galaxy far far away”
Hivemind videos would make a great podcast, not necessarily needing to see the visuals for majority of their videos, I would definitely listen to these 2 throughout my work day - like this comment if you agree and so they might see this and actually consider it!!
I’m 1995 Graydon asked me for a cigarette and I don’t even smoke so I found one in a nearby target ashtray and handed it to him. He was very grateful and gave me a “high 3” in which you didn’t use your pinky or thumb as in his words “were irrelevant to the current climate of America” when he was about to smoke he turned to me so embarrassed and asked for a lighter as well. Luckily I was just hanging out with Riley at his trap house and pocketed his lighter so I have it to him. Graydon then turned to me and said thanks for lunch before shoving the lit cigarette down his esophagus and crunching the metal of the lighter. Just wanted to say that’s where your lighter went 28 years ago Riley I’m sure you’ve been looking for it
Exams have made this last month long and stressful but I genuinely mean it when I say binging your videos has held my mental health together. Thanks hivemind
I was waiting for this video so long, so glad you guys finally uploaded! I fell asleep watching the last hivemind jeopardy and woke up covered in blood and feline urine!
Professor Old Man here, providing your daily correction, with knowledge from yesteryear... Common misconception, but SOS does not stand for Save Our Ship. It doesn't actually stand for anything - those three letters were chosen because their sound in Morse Code [ bip bip bip beeep beeep beeep bip bip bip ] could be easily tapped out during an emergency, and would be easily recognizable by any would-be rescuers picking up the transmission, possibly through heavy static. This concludes your daily correction. From all of us here at Professor Old Man Studios, to all of you out there in internet land, remember, always buckle your seatbelt, be kind to your behind, and for goodness sake, call your mother, just to say hi - she'd love to hear from you (except for you, Billy, you know she's had enough of your crap) Until next time, So Long, Happy Trails and Good Night
New game idea: Guess which Eggcorn is right! An eggcorn is a word that is wrong but technically still makes sense like eggcorn for acorn or old timer's disease vs Alzheimer's disease! You can even do brackets after a bunch because there are so many.
I got a Hive Mind vid recommended to a few days ago and Ive had your videos playing non stop since then. From 2007-2018 I stole the skin of 167 people in Yellowstone national park
IT'S T-SWIFT AND T-PAIN RAPPING ON THE SAME TRACK, ITS A THUG STORY Y'ALL CAN YOU HANDLE THAT??? if you don't know thug story it's from the '08 or '09 VMAs, basically their version of an SNL digital short. It's a legendary song and collab
Reminds me of the time Diggy beat me to within an inch of my life because I told him that "there's no such thing as an African quiz show where leopards have to make guesses called Leopardy". It's cool tho, we're friends again. He called me earlier and told me to come visit him because he wants to show me his pet "jeopard", whatever that means.
just searched for giraffe sounds, turns out Graydon was serious. I thought he was going for a bit, but they do really sound like that. I totally wasn't working as a train driver in Odisha, India, on June 3rd.
I grew up in northwest Ohio so I've got a lot of your regional references over time, but a Carty Finkbeiner reference out of nowhere today was insane LOL
i want to come say something about that kanye bracket. you were so right about hold my liquor, i never listened to it before that. you got me a top ten favorite song
10 points were not subtracted from Riley’s score when he incorrectly guessed Sam Smith. Whole game is invalid
if those 10 points were rightfully deducted, than hoove hands would've easily won
so rigged its crazy
@@1ToTheInfinityfeel like he was at a disadvantage…. They should get him a special buzzer so Riley can stop bullying the lil guy. Jeopardy 3 my $ is on hooves
@@jovanmilakovic5415 + the Vegas line for Riley pts was 89.5 and I had the under, so I’m especially pissed
True. There's also another guess he got wrong that they didn't subtract his points.
It's wild to me that Graydon guessed two rappers that died in their 20s for a question about a rap beef spanning over 2 decades 😂
I mean he saw who shot ya so it’s understandable
@@walker1tnranger Damn you're totally right, that makes sense 😅
Hail Mary too
Sometimes hate can last multiple reincarnations
Who Shot Ya
I genuinely cannot pinpoint where it went wrong for graydon. One minute its a tied game next thing videos over with a 93 point difference, wow just wow
definitely when he guessed 2pac and biggie, because he then proceeded to retire his buzzer
i read this half-way through the video and thought it was a joke
@@flyingrice420 lmfao same
They didn’t subtract points against riley
Hey everyone, I was the third guest. I just wanna say never meet your heroes. I've loved hivemind for a while and i was so excited to meet these two, but obviously i was pretty let down. I guess grant must've turned off my buzzer before hand because i was completely ignored. Really heartbreaking, plus before the video started i tried talking to Graydon but he just turned his back to me and mumbled "Stop talking fuck fuck fuck" over and over again. Riley wasn't any better, i bumped into him when i was walking to my chair and he started yelling at me to "Scram like the onion you are or ELSE", which i guess meant that he would pretend i didn't exist. In general a terrible experience. The only good thing that happened was that dignan was lovely. He told me he "ate piggies like me for breakfast", but then apologized over and over and i could tell he meant it. It was mostly that he was crying and hugging me. I wish those two maniacs would let him out of that little cage they keep him in.
I just read this out loud to my husband and we canNOT stop laughing oh my gosh
who are the first and second guests?
How did you type this with pig hooves
underrated comment
hivemind vids r the highlight of my day. i blast it so everyone in my house can hear, i grab a 1 pound bag of harbio gummies and disassociate for however long the vid is. when it ends i wake up a new person and i am reborn through rebirth. hivemind is therapy
sounds about right to me
same, except instead of gummy bears I prefer a full blister pack of benadryl
I prefer… OK DRUGS! Thanks to ok drugs for funding Diggy’s jenkem addiction for the next two weeks!
glad we all share the same experience!
god i love harbio gum bares
I saw Dignan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Copy pasta lmtpo
what a rapscallion
classic dignan
You copied this, pasted it, and changed a few words. 😂
Original copypasta is from 4chan’s /mu/ board and is about Flying Lotus btw
I find Graydon being so genuinely adamant about getting the daily double, getting it, and then wagering 1 point hilarious. Some people (Riley) sometimes dont get his advanced in the brain level of comedy
Graydon definitely wrote this
If this is satire this is funny
this reminds me of when grant put my family in jeopardy by bulldozing my house with everyone in it on april fools. i understand it was just a prank, but my family didn’t find it as funny as me. great guy
were evolving to grant comments now? 🤯🤯
I'm down with it.
@@phyllip5382 grants been hiding his crimes for too long, hiding behind that camera
Love Hivemind Jeopardy, reminds me of that time when Dignan livestreamed himself meticulously jeopardizing that plane on September 11th 2001, what a goofball!!
eve pfp 🤯
Haha who else but Dignan? Always cracks me up 😂
@@ant14goated music frfr
i love ur pfp (eve 🔛🔝‼️‼️)
@@yechuumoon tysm love your Honkai one too
this was an all-time performance by Graydon. truly inspiring to see him fight through the adversity he faced throughout the entire video.
last night i watched a horror movie and then a hivemind video before bed which resulted in a dream about a hivemind game called "guess the horror movie from the sound effects". both graydon and riley were terrible at it and agreed it was a poorly conceptualised game because "blood splatters and screaming always just kind of sound the same". i needed to share this
which horror movie did you watch i need to know
If you want to see that game concept irl, Dead Meat on youtube did 2 podcast episodes where they guess the kill just from a sound clip. Very fun to play along with if you're a horror fan
That’s amazing. 10/10 idea.
i feel like you're onto something here. something like "guess the slasher by their weapon" or "guess the horror movie by a description of the ending."
Graydon’s obama accent is uncanny that I am almost convinced the spirit of barack possessed him in that moment
Riley pretending not to be able to see the pig hooved freckled guy the whole game is one of my favourite Hivemind bits 😆😆😆
Welcome to Hivemind Stats!
With that incredible blowout win Riley snaps Graydons 2 game win streak, and sets an all-time Hivemind record with 97 points beating his own record of 72 set in Hivemind Feud Ep. 1
Overall Stats as of 06/19/2023
Riley 146-57-4
Graydon 35-110-2
Dignan 8-49-2
Guests 14-12-1
I don’t want to know how long this took you to figure out.
Quick question, what is the lowest winning score ever
@@RT4eva9 The lowest winning score ever is 1-0 and its happened 3 times, though there has been 2 0-0 ties as well.
@@HivemindStats thank you
Great video guys, I was a bit distracted as Grant was rubbing my right thigh through the entire duration but I think I got the gist!
oh my goodness i cant believe jack harlow did all that stuff. shout out riley for exposing that buster.
This reminded me of when dignan went on jeopardy 24 times with different fake mustaches, then tried to bribe Alex Trebek with a pipe bomb recipe on live television to let him on again
mic'd up dj grant hits spots in my ears i didn't know i had. 10/10
fr 😭
We found it, brother!
38:01 one of few instances where Graydon actually relaxes his face muscles and we can see his resting off-camera face. what a beautiful sight, happens so fast
Why is Riley dressed like a trucker with a heavy Southern accent? I can't unsee it now.
Reminds me of the second time the state of Michigan tried to lock up Dignan because of what he did to my family back in '89, but couldn't because of the Double Jeopardy Clause, which provides that no person can be convicted twice of the same offense. Good times, thanks boys!
its the number goat
Can’t wait for day 101
baby dignan was a menace
When Graydon puts his hat sideways i feel like he's going to bully me for my lunch money
Crazy how you just suddenly become very aware of the fact they have legs when Graydon mentions it.
10:25 did Graydon do wordplay after wordplay and got nothing more than a chuckle? *P* USHING IT JUST TO *T* RY, THAT TEMPTATION IS *BIG* . I'm proud Graydon, you are seen.
graydon: describes she's the man perfectly riley: mulan !
We need both Nick and Quadeca in the next episode of Hivemind Jeopardy
Noooo
this makes me think about how i want my career to have long jeopardy
I have been brainwashed by this channel. The microphone on the table had become invisible and non existent in my conscious until graydon pointed it out again for me and also riley who appeared to have lost it aswell.
I like these Jeopardy videos because they just turn into Riley answering questions while Graydon/Dignan sits there and makes jokes
after a break up i needed this more than anything
4:17 “That Kind of Coughin don’t need lean” Frank Ocean, In my Room. This lyric means that Frank Ocean MAY have lean gut
Y’all need to get Nick and Quadeca on HM Jeopardy
Nahhhhh
Riley looks like drives up to Canadá to buy Budweiser on this one
I'm loving this new series, but that doesn't mean Dignan can put my firstborn son's life in Jeopardy, please give him back Diggy.
riley winning is so hard to watch
no bullshit
technically he didnt
Literally
riley haters be the weirdest hivemind fans lmao, and its always guaranteed they murdered a family of 4 in 1992
@@thatplane3865 we aren’t Riley haters we’re digriders and grenaydors
riley holds his button so that it looks like he’s talking into a microphone the whole episode
Hahaha I love these lil hivemind videos so funny. Dignan has trapped me in his basement and continues to whisper sweet sweet lullabies to me every night.
coming back to the video 308 days later fuming that graydon didnt get "aligator and pelican" when the answer was aligator and bird. is a pelican not a bird?! i'm pretty sure a pelican is a bird. why did no one contest this. how will i sleep at night
Riley rocking the Mt. Pleasant hat! I live about 30 mins from there! Love the area
Damnit. I thought they finally stopped uploading.
glad to see graydon finally clinch a victory for his own
I am jumping for joy! excited for more of this series
"bar food" is such a clever category name
It took me until 45 minutes to understand the Star Wars thing. I was sitting here like “these questions arnt at all related to the galaxy far far away”
If I ever write a rap song you better believe I'm naming it "secretary of defense"
I can't believe he forgot about Shnapp, that was one of their best bits yet
Hivemind videos would make a great podcast, not necessarily needing to see the visuals for majority of their videos, I would definitely listen to these 2 throughout my work day - like this comment if you agree and so they might see this and actually consider it!!
iirc on nfr podcast they were talking abt considering doing that
I love this game so much! You guys totally have to keep doing this
i was disappointed when graydon didnt get caroline polachek album😭😭he deserved it tbh
These Jeopardy videos are my absolute favorite, I think you should try to make them regularly if you can keep up with the topics and questions
We need a quadeca bracket. I did not set fire to the dumpster behind the Panera bread in otsego michigan in 2002
My heart is in AF idk how long I got but this video made me smile a lot
damn i have watched this channel since they had about 30k subs and they are just getting better and better with the videos. love to see it
Shoulda had more animal topics in the second round to give Graydon a fighting chance 😂
Thanks for dropping I was starting to run out of personality so I appreciate the material
I’m 1995 Graydon asked me for a cigarette and I don’t even smoke so I found one in a nearby target ashtray and handed it to him. He was very grateful and gave me a “high 3” in which you didn’t use your pinky or thumb as in his words “were irrelevant to the current climate of America” when he was about to smoke he turned to me so embarrassed and asked for a lighter as well. Luckily I was just hanging out with Riley at his trap house and pocketed his lighter so I have it to him. Graydon then turned to me and said thanks for lunch before shoving the lit cigarette down his esophagus and crunching the metal of the lighter. Just wanted to say that’s where your lighter went 28 years ago Riley I’m sure you’ve been looking for it
Dev and nick or NFR would be great on hivemind jeopardy. Dignan did not break into my home with a fishing pole on February 8, 1947.
up here in Canada we call those bieb bits, bieber balls
Consider making a classic summer song bracket!
I got them all right! Unfortunately, I didn’t buzz in once. Damn it.
Hivemind needs to do an AJR bracket
Exams have made this last month long and stressful but I genuinely mean it when I say binging your videos has held my mental health together. Thanks hivemind
I was waiting for this video so long, so glad you guys finally uploaded! I fell asleep watching the last hivemind jeopardy and woke up covered in blood and feline urine!
24:23 this was in it’s always sunny, not in the big bang theory 😭😭
enjoying how giggly graydon is
GRAYDON LOOKS SO HORRIFIED WHAT DID JACK DO
Fun fact for Riley: Jack Antonoff was also in a band called Steel Train and wrote a song about her “Better Love”
sure an elephant can do math but it could never host a semi-popular music-centric comedy show on youtube
Professor Old Man here, providing your daily correction, with knowledge from yesteryear...
Common misconception, but SOS does not stand for Save Our Ship.
It doesn't actually stand for anything - those three letters were chosen because their sound in Morse Code [ bip bip bip beeep beeep beeep bip bip bip ] could be easily tapped out during an emergency, and would be easily recognizable by any would-be rescuers picking up the transmission, possibly through heavy static.
This concludes your daily correction.
From all of us here at Professor Old Man Studios, to all of you out there in internet land,
remember, always buckle your seatbelt, be kind to your behind, and
for goodness sake, call your mother, just to say hi - she'd love to hear from you
(except for you, Billy, you know she's had enough of your crap)
Until next time,
So Long, Happy Trails and Good Night
this is cool
Can we talk abt gray pulling that accent out of nowhere on the ‘i’ll give it a shot’ bit? Underrated bit
do this with quonka and dev
New game idea: Guess which Eggcorn is right! An eggcorn is a word that is wrong but technically still makes sense like eggcorn for acorn or old timer's disease vs Alzheimer's disease! You can even do brackets after a bunch because there are so many.
I got a Hive Mind vid recommended to a few days ago and Ive had your videos playing non stop since then.
From 2007-2018 I stole the skin of 167 people in Yellowstone national park
Love these videos, keep making more!!
How are these guys so good at improv?
XT-572: this is my favorite hive
i had this on the background while i was working and when i came back to look it was 64-4 LMAO
Dogtooth sample is just Juggernaut in the vid 😭😭
I might have a better name, I knew a guy in high school who’s legal birth name was Troyal Schmucker. TROYAL SCHMUCKER.
Love that you are Toledo guys. The Finkbeiner bit got me 😂
it must be a recurring gag where neither of the hosts know anything about mf doom and grant keeps bringing it up in hopes they start listening
also it was gas drawls
sample 5 was not dogtooth it was lemonhead. i am extremly disapointed in this assumption and i will be idk
IT'S T-SWIFT AND T-PAIN RAPPING ON THE SAME TRACK, ITS A THUG STORY Y'ALL CAN YOU HANDLE THAT???
if you don't know thug story it's from the '08 or '09 VMAs, basically their version of an SNL digital short. It's a legendary song and collab
Reminds me of the time Diggy beat me to within an inch of my life because I told him that "there's no such thing as an African quiz show where leopards have to make guesses called Leopardy". It's cool tho, we're friends again. He called me earlier and told me to come visit him because he wants to show me his pet "jeopard", whatever that means.
"I killed myself in Pokemon Go" you committed Suicune
just searched for giraffe sounds, turns out Graydon was serious. I thought he was going for a bit, but they do really sound like that. I totally wasn't working as a train driver in Odisha, India, on June 3rd.
I grew up in northwest Ohio so I've got a lot of your regional references over time, but a Carty Finkbeiner reference out of nowhere today was insane LOL
Keep this up! Jeopardy is genius, maybe do a category of "Best songs that did not win Grammy"
Rewashing this, got a full Peppa Pig Episode as an ad!
37:33 and 40:14 the Obama content is one of my favorite moments on this channel in a minute
graydons obama impression sounded a lot like pikachu !!!!
Graydon is like Hivemind's version of Badger from Breaking Bad
And Riley is pretty much Huel
Dignan is Tuco
i want to come say something about that kanye bracket. you were so right about hold my liquor, i never listened to it before that. you got me a top ten favorite song
My life is also sampled by Larry June watering my plants
97-4 has to be the biggest gap in hivemind history
riley’s expression at 44:01 has me rollinggggg
the 40:33 "holy shit, what a rush" has been in my head for the past 24 hours...
Hearing dj grants voice through a microphone actually cured several of my terminal illnesses. cheers
the obama impression is incredible
omg they know what tim hortons is????? Canada represent