Remember folks, an electric fence can slice a stormtrooper clean in half, but lightsabers now bounce off their armor like a nerf bat. We've entered an age where a fence is more dangerous than a lightsaber.
That is so accurate. This has been bothering me for some time now. And also in the new shows the lightsaber just looks like a glow stick. It just isn't what it once was.
@@CommunityFan True but it makes them look like light-up toys instead of that ethereal look they have in the films. Ironically they look more fake now.
tbf Kingdom Hearts is more Square Enix than Disney, Maleficent was the only Disney character to ever get stabbed by a keyblade and that happened in the first game
I remember that at least in the early seasons of Star Wars Rebels, after they go through a bunch of stormtroopers, you can still see them moving a little lying on the ground after being shot, but they still get blown up frequently in ships and such. The funniest instance is when Ezra says he’ll let three specific troopers live, and he does, but then Chopper makes the entire ship implode destroying everything inside that ship and three other cruisers the implosion drew in, obviously killing likely thousands of troopers including the ones he let live
You never played the og BF2? Or the RotS game? Or Force Unleashed? Or watch The Last Jedi where more people get dismembered than the rest of the saga beforehand? Anakin even does this to Gunray in RotS with a full point blank swing and just a little slash on his chest appears.
@@darthcerebus I feel like comparing games to the movies/series' doesn't quite work. Be like how the MK movie works with Kung Lao slicing Nitara in half with the razor hat while saying that should have only scratched her like it does in the game.
This fits well with Lego. There's always that one character in the games that you can't kill and just glows orange while struggling from your attack. edit: could be wrong about the orange glow thing. I remember something like that when I was younger but that might only be on a specific character or two edit 2: nvm it’s true
@@TheyWantMeGone69 I mean, there were a few of those in legends, but they were usually either super rare and only found on one planet, or just not much of a threat to begin with... Sometimes they weren't even fully resistant, like just the hide on their back or just their bones or something... I don't remember any examples aside from the Zillow beast (which I appeared in TCW and is probably still canon)
@@RandomGuy0400 I'm sure there's rare creatures throughout the galaxy like that. It's just that when you play the game and it takes 50 swings to take down a creature, it make you go "ah come on man"
@@TheyWantMeGone69 Right. Especially since these are not creatures that are made resistant against lightsabers, like the Zillo Beast, or creatures made by Sith Alchemy.
As someone who's trying to do lego animations himself, I must ask what rendering engine you use in Blender. If it's Cycles, what's the best sample level that you use?
It really depends on the lighting, if you have a bright scene, most of the times around 150-450 is enough, but if you have a very dark scene 500+ would be best.
@@Bricksane Fair enough. Since I don't have an NVIDIA powered PC and can't use Optix (using a Mac), I've been trying to find a compromise to get results sooner that are just as good. Recently, I have found that by messing with the nodes, you can make some of the detail that's exclusive to Cycles (IE: Dirt and Scratches) appear in the EEVEE render. I've also tried to follow some online tutorials to make my EEVEE render look a lot more like Cycles by using light paths and a higher sample count. With these settings applied, I'd then do a Cycles render of about 50-100 samples before rotoscoping and compositing the lighter parts of my scene over my EEVEE render in another software
I don't really think it's primarily a plot armor issue tbh. I think lightsabers have a very heavy feel in the Disney stuff, like they're clubs, rather than sabers, they used to feel like hot knives, cutting through everything like it's butter, not anymore, and I think it's because the props they use for the lightsabers are those realistic sabers with LED lights, instead of the thin sticks they used to use back in the prequels. I think it's not a very good choice
Not even. In Rise of Skywalker they use these dinky short propsabers and they're still choreographed to feel kinda heavy. The Obi-Wan series obviously uses the big lit-up propsabers and that duel is absolutely boss. It comes down to the choreography and the actors themselves needing to practice the action scenes as a serious athletic thing. Put those propsabers in the hands of the prequel actors and it works. Lit-up sabers are also frequently used by fans in their own choreographed saber fights. It doesn't slow 'em down at all.
@@andresamaya6187 The fall? No. A human wouldn't have survived that. But technically humans *have* survived being cut/ripped in half. And this is coming from somebody who thinks Maul surviving *IS* a plothole, even though he's my favorite part of Clone Wars. And yeah, having two hearts arguably should've killed him faster, since that implies that he'd be pumping blood faster, which means that any other cuts he received from the fall would've bled him out. And that's if we just ignore reality and pretend like having your giant torso wound cauterized would actually stop *ALL* of the bleeding... Because it wouldn't. And he would've bled out from that wound alone anyway.
@@vium4957 I would agree, but it COULD have been visually implemented a little bit better. Don’t get me wrong, I love these games, they play great, and I’m satisfied overall with the combat. But since the style leans so heavily on Sekiro, it seems weird to not have a deathblow system in the same way, where like for a boss you wouldn’t just hack away at its flesh but instead slowly whittle its posture until you could get an actual hit with its own animation and the lightsaber kills/ injures in a more realistic way Again, not a dig at the game overall.
I can understand why it wouldn't work in combat, cause everything would be a one hit slice, but c'mon man, they should've added dismemberment during a finisher after you deal the final blow to the last enemy in combat!
This is inexcusable, what if I find myself in a situation where I need to cut off 3 limbs in a single swing??!!! What am I supposed to do then? Not turn my former Padawan into a quadruple amputee??!! I think not, check yourself Disney!!
also ot saber bounces of in fights and didnt even hurt those people or bounce of vaders armor or the railling when he fights luke in ep 5 or bounce of the railling on the second death star but i guess most of the fanbase loves to complain about things that were always part of the franchise the lightsaber works as it has to work in the moment that it is used
@@Sarge51BG This video was actually based (I think) over a jedi fallen order video, search up "Jedi fallen order: Dismemberment" And the similarities will SHINE through.
@@sothisishowusernameswork.2043 Except lightsabers acted like that in previous games. Force Unleashed might as well have used clubs instead of lightsabers.
Ah yes, my favorite part of the Lego Star Wars movie. The part when Anakin and Palpatine went to the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza located on Coruscant and fought there.
Its not like Rey sliced clean through Kylo's skull. She just did what Dooku did to Obi in ep 2. Just a surface slice. Or are you mad that Obi's arm and leg weren't amputed by Dooku?
Ah yes. I'm no OG fan, but I remember when Lightsabers were an ancient, terrifyingly powerful, mythical weapon, capable of cutting through ANYTHING. The mere sight of one was able to strike fear into the hearts of non Force-users. Heck, DROIDS even recognized how dangerous Lightsabers were. Battle Droids were programmed to single out enemies with Lightsabers, as often, a single Force-user (particularly a talented duelist, at that) could cut down squadrons of Droids with ease. These weapons were wielded by the most powerful and dangerous individuals in galactic history. They represented a tradition, Jedi, Sith or other. And now? They're just burning sticks with a statblock decided by plot armour.
Yeah it makes no sense. Also in the Ahsoka series Spoiler: Sabine gets stabbed through with a lightsaber. I'm not sure, but she should be dead. Or is the medicine that great to cure that wound even if it didn't hit any vital organs ? Also wouldn't she just die from the heat?
@@JS-mu9qd Well Qui-Gon took almost exactly the same wound and died within minutes and he was a Jedi Master. As for the heat, I'm not expert but yes, the heat alone would probably flash boil any bit of liquid around the stab wound.
@@JS-mu9qdIt would make sense if they told us that lightsabers are getting weaker since all stronger kybercrystals were used in the deathstar or that the force is dying of /grew weaker since the purge of jedi and/or a long time of sith rulling the galaxy and explain why kylo's saber is the way it is. Or even that now since the purge the knowledge to utilise the light sabers full potential is gone and now instead of swords of plasma they're sticks of plasma or the output of the energy of the saber is screwed . But no , they just immortal.
Don't get me wrong, Star Wars has always had some flaws, inconsistencies, and plot holes. Since Disney took over though, they've multiplied rapidly, and any regard for the established universe of the series was thrown out the window. The obvious sign it was going to be that way was when they decided to throw out the EU to establish a new cannon, but as it's gone on they've shown they only cared about the franchise's name, and had no respect for it beyond the profits it could make. The way they treat lightsabers and the force in general are some of the worst offenses for sure though. If you looked at the majority of the stuff Disney has done, you'd think it was bad fanfiction, if it wasn't for the fact that most bad fanfiction would still try to keep at least some of the core aspects of the setting consistent.
@@Cherno35 the trend of getting stabbed with a burning hot lightsaber that would boil your insides and shaking it off like it's nothing. Seems like women in starwars have an immunity to lightsabers.
@@JGburneraccount great. I was excited when the show was announced but now I’ve grown tired of disney products. The last good thing they made was The Owl House and they canceled that
How random that last part was from the perspective of that guardsman. Imagine asking someone if he has a problem and he says “yes, watch this!” And cuts his own hand off, I wouldn’t know how to react. I reckon those guys are probably used to it though.
Disney's Star Wars: **Gets stabbed and lives without consequences** Star Wars: *Gets stabbed and dies, have to live forever without legs or an arm or a hand... or a body*
I genuinely could not enjoy jedi fallen order because the lethality of the lightsaber was not respected. All they had to do was put in a “lethal” mode like ghost of Tsushima where the lightsaber really cuts them down instead of hitting like an inflatable baseball bat. Balance it by making the player go down in 1-2 hits as well
@@hill8852 ill give them the benefit of the doubt and say if they had the technology 60 years ago to make anakin a working robotic arm that he could control they should have and a organic like one by ESB they should be able to fix something like a spine.
@@kizentheslayer that’s solid reasoning. But when you do that AND take into account just how lucky he had to be to not just die instantly, it kinda gets ridiculous. They treated him getting slashed up the spine like he just got thrown into a tree or something
When you are the only one without plot armor:
I think I know what ur referencing. But just in case, can you tell me?
@@MaskedMadness758 most likely this: ruclips.net/video/xwEMDtwQivE/видео.html
@@MaskedMadness758 i think he is referencing that rey have a plot armor
Hey,Is this a lego version of that kids video?
Hey! U just copied Nukazukas fallen order dismemberment video! U ain’t slick
Seems the plot armor is disabled for Anakin...so that means Disney loves their villains.
Makes sense considering they are a villain
Takes one to know one
Howdy gamzee
@@gabriel-qu1zu wAzZuP mAh InVeRdA-bRoThA!🤟🤝
@@RobertSmith-sq9tl very, very true
Remember folks, an electric fence can slice a stormtrooper clean in half, but lightsabers now bounce off their armor like a nerf bat. We've entered an age where a fence is more dangerous than a lightsaber.
In short, shit writing
We need legislation to ban assault fences!
@@XneverstopfightingX what about a self De fence? Is that allowed?
@@ToxikDnB544 I'm on the fence on that one.
@@ToxikDnB544 W post
"Even a drunk Jawa would have killed me by now."
Damn. I didn't think Anakin could get burned worse than he did on Mustafar.
Anyone else noticed that the slices first glowed and then went dark after cooling down…such a simple but cool detail
No we are all blind🤦
@@user-bb1ti6ct7s no need to be rude
@@user-bb1ti6ct7s blud complimented the hard work of the creator of the animation, and your first instinct was to mock him smh
@siwap3809 yes because it's obvious and EXPECTED
@@africanamericanwarrior2397 dont get me wrong, i noticed it myself too, but i still stand by my statement.
That is so accurate. This has been bothering me for some time now. And also in the new shows the lightsaber just looks like a glow stick. It just isn't what it once was.
To be fair, they are using actual LED sabers, so they don't rely on cgi as much I think
@@CommunityFan True but it makes them look like light-up toys instead of that ethereal look they have in the films. Ironically they look more fake now.
Mando slices someone clean in half in book of boba fett
@@wpooch lmao what
@@Brother-Martell no he's right
Disney: Lightsabers are too violent.
Also Disney: Has a franchise where people get impaled by literal KEYS.
Kingdom Hearts?
tbf Kingdom Hearts is more Square Enix than Disney, Maleficent was the only Disney character to ever get stabbed by a keyblade and that happened in the first game
@@keeganlafferty1395 I get what you mean, but Kingdom Hearts is OWNED BY Disney.
Can't wait for kingdom hearts 4 to come out
I remember that at least in the early seasons of Star Wars Rebels, after they go through a bunch of stormtroopers, you can still see them moving a little lying on the ground after being shot, but they still get blown up frequently in ships and such. The funniest instance is when Ezra says he’ll let three specific troopers live, and he does, but then Chopper makes the entire ship implode destroying everything inside that ship and three other cruisers the implosion drew in, obviously killing likely thousands of troopers including the ones he let live
As a lightsaber I can confirm that we are that weak nowadays because of Disney
As Darth Maul, I wish it had been sooner.
@@Auvas_Damask i will find you some banna peel legs
@@smallhead9685 Thanks🥲
it's so sad but true
@@Auvas_Damask How’s the hunt for Kenobi by the way? Any luck with that?
Lightsabers back then: a really powerful weapon that can literally cut through anything
Lightsabers now: glowing baseball bats
You never played the og BF2? Or the RotS game? Or Force Unleashed? Or watch The Last Jedi where more people get dismembered than the rest of the saga beforehand? Anakin even does this to Gunray in RotS with a full point blank swing and just a little slash on his chest appears.
@@darthcerebus I feel like comparing games to the movies/series' doesn't quite work.
Be like how the MK movie works with Kung Lao slicing Nitara in half with the razor hat while saying that should have only scratched her like it does in the game.
Just like in futurama
Fitting, because that's how they're used too
Painful suffering over instant death
Anakin: WHY WON'T YOU DIE???
Palpatine: Plot armor, son
my plot armor is that i made it the f up
It hardens in response to logical trauma.
Episode 10: “Somehow, Palpatine returned…”
@@ProyectoCaminantelmao
Even if he did die he would just "somehow" return again
The only time this was acceptable was when Obi-Wan was dueling Dooku in Episode 2 but that's because Dooku didn't want to kill Obi-Wan.
How about Anakin and Wolffe?
Pretty sure Dooku went for rather disabling/incapacitating blows than lethal strikes.
Dooku literally didn't go for killing blows and instead lightly tapped Obi-Wan with his Lightsaber. It's obvious.
Right. It highlighted Dooku's skill that he could use a friggin lightsaber to incapacitate someone without killing or dismembering them.
Dooku always respected Obi wan and wanted to recruit him to the dark side.
This fits well with Lego. There's always that one character in the games that you can't kill and just glows orange while struggling from your attack.
edit: could be wrong about the orange glow thing. I remember something like that when I was younger but that might only be on a specific character or two
edit 2: nvm it’s true
*throws a meteorite at them*
“Ouch!”
For real, I remember blasting npcs in Lego Marvel Superheroes with insane Lazer beams and they'd just trip or Walk it off
The Gunk droid cannot be stopped. He has the ultimate plot armor. He just doesn’t use it.
Glow orange? Wth is going on these days in Lego games?
I don't remember shit like that. Next you're telling me they talk too
Impressive how well the voice of Anakin imitated his Lego death scream.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN!
"EEAAAOAAHH"
💀
Jokes aside can we just appreciate how good the animation is
This is even more relevant now with the premiere of Ahsoka
Forget the whole lightsaber thing, why is Freddy Fazbear and his crew displayed in the back? 💀💀💀
I was checking for this comment 💀💀
That and Obi wan and squid ward making out lol
Palpatine liked to collect and even display many ancient sith artifacts in his office.
@@tau-5794 would be awesome if star wars is just what society will look like in a couple thousand years
Was looking for someone who noticed
Jedi Fallen Order Moment. “This creature has improved defence against lightsabers.” It has blast door armor covering its body?!
Argh I hated that bs. Troopers with beskar/phrik batons? Okay sure. New creatures skin that just so happens to tank lightsaber? Get out of here.
Well one shoot every ennemy is realy shitty gameplay so yes
@@TheyWantMeGone69 I mean, there were a few of those in legends, but they were usually either super rare and only found on one planet, or just not much of a threat to begin with... Sometimes they weren't even fully resistant, like just the hide on their back or just their bones or something... I don't remember any examples aside from the Zillow beast (which I appeared in TCW and is probably still canon)
@@RandomGuy0400 I'm sure there's rare creatures throughout the galaxy like that. It's just that when you play the game and it takes 50 swings to take down a creature, it make you go "ah come on man"
@@TheyWantMeGone69 Right. Especially since these are not creatures that are made resistant against lightsabers, like the Zillo Beast, or creatures made by Sith Alchemy.
As someone who's trying to do lego animations himself, I must ask what rendering engine you use in Blender. If it's Cycles, what's the best sample level that you use?
It really depends on the lighting, if you have a bright scene, most of the times around 150-450 is enough, but if you have a very dark scene 500+ would be best.
@@Bricksane Fair enough. Since I don't have an NVIDIA powered PC and can't use Optix (using a Mac), I've been trying to find a compromise to get results sooner that are just as good. Recently, I have found that by messing with the nodes, you can make some of the detail that's exclusive to Cycles (IE: Dirt and Scratches) appear in the EEVEE render.
I've also tried to follow some online tutorials to make my EEVEE render look a lot more like Cycles by using light paths and a higher sample count. With these settings applied, I'd then do a Cycles render of about 50-100 samples before rotoscoping and compositing the lighter parts of my scene over my EEVEE render in another software
@@thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051 why would you need a NVIDIA pc?
@@ifacecamp717 because it can run Optix, which helps speeds up Cycles renders immensely
is it cycles?!!
Lightsabers went from plasma swords to glowing bats
Lightsaber then: Did you just drop a lightsaber perfectly f*cking vertical?
Lightsaber now: Falls, and breaks.
I don't really think it's primarily a plot armor issue tbh. I think lightsabers have a very heavy feel in the Disney stuff, like they're clubs, rather than sabers, they used to feel like hot knives, cutting through everything like it's butter, not anymore, and I think it's because the props they use for the lightsabers are those realistic sabers with LED lights, instead of the thin sticks they used to use back in the prequels. I think it's not a very good choice
They still cut through most things
Not even. In Rise of Skywalker they use these dinky short propsabers and they're still choreographed to feel kinda heavy. The Obi-Wan series obviously uses the big lit-up propsabers and that duel is absolutely boss.
It comes down to the choreography and the actors themselves needing to practice the action scenes as a serious athletic thing. Put those propsabers in the hands of the prequel actors and it works. Lit-up sabers are also frequently used by fans in their own choreographed saber fights. It doesn't slow 'em down at all.
@@OneTrueNobody true true, I didn't know that
I could never see a real duelist like Count D using the Disney lightsaber. Anything prequel style really.
@@OneTrueNobody Ferocity by Blind Wave is still one of the best fan duels I've ever seen, and that only uses prop hilts and movie magic.
Even if the character died, disney wouldve given him an extra stomach to survive
Not as if plasma would flash melt organs or something
Lucasfilm kindad did that with Maul before tho, Zabraks have two hearts, don't know how that helped Maul survive but a human surely wouldn't had
@@andresamaya6187
The fall? No. A human wouldn't have survived that.
But technically humans *have* survived being cut/ripped in half.
And this is coming from somebody who thinks Maul surviving *IS* a plothole, even though he's my favorite part of Clone Wars.
And yeah, having two hearts arguably should've killed him faster, since that implies that he'd be pumping blood faster, which means that any other cuts he received from the fall would've bled him out.
And that's if we just ignore reality and pretend like having your giant torso wound cauterized would actually stop *ALL* of the bleeding...
Because it wouldn't. And he would've bled out from that wound alone anyway.
@@andresamaya6187 Disney in charge of Clone Wars George Lucas had nothing to do with bringing back Maul
@@ThesonofAJR_edits ... Do you know Clone Wars premiered in 2008 right? 4 years before Disney bought Lucasfilm in 2012
I loved it when he used the force to push away the lightsaber. Awesome detail!
Disney took inspiration from TF2, and made the lightsaber into the batsaber.
0:35 poor anakin
Unfortunate this was probably being worked on before Jedi Survivor brought back amputations.
It's just about gameplay, if you one shoot everyone it's not fun. It was already like this before disney ( KOTOR, SWTOR, and every SW games basicaly )
Survivor:”No scars anymore!”
Force Unleashed II:”No bunking mercy!”
@@Lemuel928 Wdym?
@@vium4957 I would agree, but it COULD have been visually implemented a little bit better. Don’t get me wrong, I love these games, they play great, and I’m satisfied overall with the combat. But since the style leans so heavily on Sekiro, it seems weird to not have a deathblow system in the same way, where like for a boss you wouldn’t just hack away at its flesh but instead slowly whittle its posture until you could get an actual hit with its own animation and the lightsaber kills/ injures in a more realistic way
Again, not a dig at the game overall.
I see the thumbnail and realise this man is a genius.
Screw lightsabers. Use your hands to block them
"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered unnatural."
Most people after watching "Ahsoka" :
The moment anakin cut his hand off i laughed but then stubbed my toe so the scream synchronised
This is where the fun begins
I remember the jedi fallen order 😂😂😂😂😂
Yea me to😂
Yeah I was hoping for more of a Jedi Knight style game. You know with dismemberments.
@@kingjonstarkgeryan8573 there's dismemberment in survivor
@@Brother-Martell Not as much as there was in the Jedi Knight series.
I can understand why it wouldn't work in combat, cause everything would be a one hit slice, but c'mon man, they should've added dismemberment during a finisher after you deal the final blow to the last enemy in combat!
Stars wars lightsabers: cuts through everything,
Disney lightsabers: no longer able to cut off something including limbs
So how come luke didn't slice clean through darth vader in episode 5?
Because vader’s armour is made out of durasteel, luke hit him at the shoulder, this fueled vader to cut off luke’s hand
They’re still strong in the sequels and shows but you idiots fail to realize that lightsabers in video games have nvr been as strong as they truly are
It's understandable for the videogames, but when Finn can take multiple hits from Kylo Ren and still be breathing is insane
A untrained nigga that survive a sith crazy
Don’t worry, Anakin. At least it still works on the younglings.
"Plot Armor Son....It hardens in response to physical trauma...you can't hurt me Anakin"
This is inexcusable, what if I find myself in a situation where I need to cut off 3 limbs in a single swing??!!! What am I supposed to do then? Not turn my former Padawan into a quadruple amputee??!! I think not, check yourself Disney!!
It just might work if you have the high ground. Just make sure you don't underestimate their power.
old trilogy: basically a fire stick that can melt 2 feet thick durasteel blast doors and puncture beskar new trilogy: GLOW STICK
You need to play some of the older games for once.
TFU did it right imo
also ot saber bounces of in fights and didnt even hurt those people or bounce of vaders armor or the railling when he fights luke in ep 5 or bounce of the railling on the second death star but i guess most of the fanbase loves to complain about things that were always part of the franchise the lightsaber works as it has to work in the moment that it is used
I come from the future. It seems that now everyone and their mothers can survive getting impaled in the stomach with a lightsaber.
Suck it, Qui-Gon!
A little late to the party but thanks for letting me voice act the Anakin lore! Always a pleasure :)
This is outrageous, Its unfair, How can he have the plot armor and I can't?
🤣
Take a seat, young Skywalker.
@@Bricksanecan you do a lightsaber effect tutorial
The worst part is that they revived the senator but the younglings remained more dead than burned sun flowers.
@@Mikewee777 The senate became too powerful, thats why anakin couldnt kill him
This is so accurate to Disney's light sabers.
You clearly haven’t played Jedi Survivor, which has to go through Disney for approval.
@@Sarge51BG This video was actually based (I think) over a jedi fallen order video, search up "Jedi fallen order: Dismemberment" And the similarities will SHINE through.
@@sothisishowusernameswork.2043 Except lightsabers acted like that in previous games. Force Unleashed might as well have used clubs instead of lightsabers.
@@andrewli6606 shhhhhh, don't bring that up. Disney bad, even if it isn't even Disney
Nah. Lightsabers were always inconsistent in what they could slice or not. I mean, just look at all the “kills” Luke makes in RotJ.
And that's why you don't want a company trying to be kid friendly owning all the action adventure violent IP's.
Ah yes, my favorite part of the Lego Star Wars movie. The part when Anakin and Palpatine went to the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza located on Coruscant and fought there.
I did think it was annoying how lightsabers would collide with the ground and other objects but deal no visible damage.
Fredrick Fazbear FNAF in the background.
Is that tha feddy fazbar aor aor aor aor aor lol
I only noticed it know
To borrow a quote from AVGN: "The lightsabers are more like light batons, they don't cut through shit."
0:25 wth is Obi wan doing 💀💀
0:35 the fact it genuinely sounds like a higher pitched version of the Lego darth Vader death sound from TCS
Literally every star wars game before disney having this playstyle with the only people it one shots beings Stormtroopers.
yeah, it always bothered me how Kanan and Kylo got flesh wounds instead of getting their heads sliced off
@Obi-WanKenobi-vr4mp ty
That's true actually Kanans cut wasnt that deep but it still would have literally boiled his brains
Its not like Rey sliced clean through Kylo's skull. She just did what Dooku did to Obi in ep 2. Just a surface slice. Or are you mad that Obi's arm and leg weren't amputed by Dooku?
Ah yes. I'm no OG fan, but I remember when Lightsabers were an ancient, terrifyingly powerful, mythical weapon, capable of cutting through ANYTHING. The mere sight of one was able to strike fear into the hearts of non Force-users. Heck, DROIDS even recognized how dangerous Lightsabers were. Battle Droids were programmed to single out enemies with Lightsabers, as often, a single Force-user (particularly a talented duelist, at that) could cut down squadrons of Droids with ease. These weapons were wielded by the most powerful and dangerous individuals in galactic history. They represented a tradition, Jedi, Sith or other.
And now? They're just burning sticks with a statblock decided by plot armour.
Yeah it makes no sense.
Also in the Ahsoka series
Spoiler:
Sabine gets stabbed through with a lightsaber.
I'm not sure, but she should be dead. Or is the medicine that great to cure that wound even if it didn't hit any vital organs ?
Also wouldn't she just die from the heat?
@@JS-mu9qd Well Qui-Gon took almost exactly the same wound and died within minutes and he was a Jedi Master. As for the heat, I'm not expert but yes, the heat alone would probably flash boil any bit of liquid around the stab wound.
get a life
@@JS-mu9qdIt would make sense if they told us that lightsabers are getting weaker since all stronger kybercrystals were used in the deathstar or that the force is dying of /grew weaker since the purge of jedi and/or a long time of sith rulling the galaxy and explain why kylo's saber is the way it is. Or even that now since the purge the knowledge to utilise the light sabers full potential is gone and now instead of swords of plasma they're sticks of plasma or the output of the energy of the saber is screwed . But no , they just immortal.
Don't get me wrong, Star Wars has always had some flaws, inconsistencies, and plot holes. Since Disney took over though, they've multiplied rapidly, and any regard for the established universe of the series was thrown out the window. The obvious sign it was going to be that way was when they decided to throw out the EU to establish a new cannon, but as it's gone on they've shown they only cared about the franchise's name, and had no respect for it beyond the profits it could make.
The way they treat lightsabers and the force in general are some of the worst offenses for sure though. If you looked at the majority of the stuff Disney has done, you'd think it was bad fanfiction, if it wasn't for the fact that most bad fanfiction would still try to keep at least some of the core aspects of the setting consistent.
Anakin: All limbs chopped off, survives.
Darth Maul: Cut in half, survives.
Darth Plagius: Nearly bisected, survives.
Obi-wan: One swipe and he's done.
Obi wan didnt get hit, he did the equivalent of quiting the match so vader couldnt get points
He disconnected 😂
@@skysunder9781 And he’s been in spectator mode and on voice chat for the rest of the trilogy
Qui-gon:...
Tbf, its Canon that dark side users are MUCH more resilient than their jedi counterparts.
"WATCH THIS!"
Impeccable. 10/10 punchline.
A day in bed an he'll be fine, hands grow back.
This is giving “Tis but a flesh wound” energy
After Ahsoka this has aged so well. Disney has turned this franchise into a joke.
Oh god what did Ahsoka do
@@Cherno35 the trend of getting stabbed with a burning hot lightsaber that would boil your insides and shaking it off like it's nothing. Seems like women in starwars have an immunity to lightsabers.
@@JGburneraccount great. I was excited when the show was announced but now I’ve grown tired of disney products. The last good thing they made was The Owl House and they canceled that
@@JGburneraccount And an affinity to powerplays out of thin air.
@@JGburneraccount right she should have died after that stab from the lightsaber but look its not something you should get work up about like
How random that last part was from the perspective of that guardsman. Imagine asking someone if he has a problem and he says “yes, watch this!” And cuts his own hand off, I wouldn’t know how to react. I reckon those guys are probably used to it though.
I swear those plastic lightsabers you had as a kid probably hurt more than the disney lightsabers.
Remember, the very first time a lightsaber was used in a movie was in the cantina that resulted in a bloody limb and two dead fools.
Palpatine used execute pay Disney to give him plot armour
Jokes aside,The stop motion and animation of this is amazing
Lol 😆 0:26 "drunk jawa" funny
Sabine: gets stabbed through her torso with a lightsaber, makes full recovery the next day
Qui-Gon: This some old bullshit
I remember seeing the original video when it came out! It was hilarious! 😂
This is going to age like fine wine in the next few years
Everyone talking about lightsabers, but why nobody talks about Chica and her cupcake at the background? 0:04
its all the main fnaf 1 animatronics
This aged so well.
I must say, the number of characters impaled by lighstabers in recent years only to be able to simply walk it off is.. a surprising amount
Revenge of the sith was peak saber violence. They cut through everything like butter
That's what it should look like if a lightsaber grazes you. Not what it should look like when it cleaves straight through a part of you.
Wasn't expecting that at the end LOL
I was expecting him to show the trooper and then have the trooper shoot him.
I like how the stormtrooper probably just thought the problem was he had too many hands
Given how they screwed Anakin and Luke over and bent over backwards to bring back Palpatine, this makes sense.
This is actually very well animated. Good job dude.
Disney's Star Wars: **Gets stabbed and lives without consequences**
Star Wars: *Gets stabbed and dies, have to live forever without legs or an arm or a hand...
or a body*
that ending XD
FNaF in the background💀💀💀
0:35 the moment you have been waiting for
i love how there’s just Freddy and chica chilling there
Anyone here after watching episode 1 of Ashoka.
Or he gets stabbed but is just fine in the next episode
Lol It seems, according to Disney, you’re not supposed to “kill” your opponent, but “defeat” them instead 😢😅
So that’s how Obi Wan keeps surviving
0:06
emperor: "DEW IT!!!! "
Anakin : " sure ! 😃
Oh, so Anakin's actually smart now
i see no problems with this timeline 😎
Disney at it's finest: see ahsoka for example
Jedi Fallen Order be like:
WDYM even before disney it was like that in games, SWTOR, KOTOR, the force unleashed, etc..
Why is that surprising? It's a game, if everything dies in one, or at most, two direct hits, it would be no fun, whatsoever.
@@vium4957 cause it's got to do with rotations and chaining combos, fallen order combat was not as exciting
Aged well
"Somehow, Palpatine (only) burned"
Never tough I would see Nukazoola clips remade in Lego, good job👍
I genuinely could not enjoy jedi fallen order because the lethality of the lightsaber was not respected. All they had to do was put in a “lethal” mode like ghost of Tsushima where the lightsaber really cuts them down instead of hitting like an inflatable baseball bat. Balance it by making the player go down in 1-2 hits as well
Im hoping this meme will blow up and make Disney understand how much they have ruined star wars 💀
they prob do know, they just dont care
(seconds before Disney lawyers strike video with copyright)
Oh they know, they just don’t care. All Star Wars is to them is a cash cow.
@@doctor_burnsides915which just sucks
I mean I like shows like mandalorian and obi wan kenobi.
(Gosh darn it am I gonna get cancelled on twitter even though I don't have twitter now?)
Is it possible to learn this power?
*Great stop motion always!*
Then the Mandalorian, has Din cutting people and entire tables in half like he's the doomslayer.
Disney canon: "Being run right through the chest is just a flesh wound. You can sleep it off in a few days."
Abdomen.
why is this to much like disney lightsabers
did we all forget that the Third Sister straight up cut someone’s hand off in the first episode of Kenobi?
Did you forget Finn literally got sliced up his spine and was fine by the next movie? Dude should’ve at the very least been paralyzed
Kenobi is the closest that Disney has gotten to episode I to VI
Did you forget how in the same show Kenobi just hit stormtroopers like he was wielding baseball bat?
@@hill8852 ill give them the benefit of the doubt and say if they had the technology 60 years ago to make anakin a working robotic arm that he could control they should have and a organic like one by ESB they should be able to fix something like a spine.
@@kizentheslayer that’s solid reasoning. But when you do that AND take into account just how lucky he had to be to not just die instantly, it kinda gets ridiculous. They treated him getting slashed up the spine like he just got thrown into a tree or something
Yes, i remember when Freddy Fazbear and his gang watched the battle of Anakin with Palpatine in episode 69: The September Escape
Finn gets his whole spine disintegrated Finn the next day walking perfectly fine
Disney: the darkside of the force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural