Am I the only no-ManU-human being who just comes here to enjoy the misery of a club which feels entitled? Sadly, Mark and plenty others ... the hair turns grey while watching their team not play together but individually, erratic and almost selfish.
Its great to have the usual mark in the first 2 minutes , everything is world class 😂😂 then it slowly declines into rantings of a madman. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@@s9persaiyanmate literally he cost them the game all 3 goals was his fault 2 from the free kicks and getting beat at his near post like that is shocking his positioning is terrible
Mark after yesterday's handball in the NCL game: "If the ball hits your hand it's a penalty in Europe, that's consistency." Mark after today's call: "I don't see a handball there" Classic United Fans lol.
The game was brilliant for us neutrals. I've never seen a team quite like Galatasaray. I mean, they literally played with no defense, and still they didn't lose the match. Cudos to them for sticking to their all out attack approach. Onana will get the blame for everything, but in honesty you should have scored at least 5 goals the way GS was set up. Every attack you had 3 v 3 and 4 v 4. It was like on the training ground and you still bobbled it. You only have yourselves to blame for being 4th at the moment.
💥Wasn’t that handball? Why isn’t a penalty? Wtf? 😮😮😮 ManU was played with 12 players in the pitch. Terrible refs did everything to help ManU to win. Because Manchester United is an English team, but Galatasaray is Turkish. They did same thing to Gala at both Bayern Munich matches. The refs cutting the Gala into the pieces during every CL matches. Shame on you UEFA!
Everyone was so quick to forget the long list of great saves De Gea made over the years. He turned so many draws into wins and loses into draws. He covered so many flaws.
Can tell none of you actually watch Bayern play. That offense elite, but lack a DM and it’s evident. They concede way too much and way too easily. In terms of their style of play atm, they look lost and with no direction or identity. Don’t let they’re record in the CL fool you, they’re playing horrendous, only issue is, United are even worse.
@@Conker66 ''horrendous'' is too harsh, they're not at their best defensively but they are far from horrendous. They are unbeaten in the League. They did loose to Saarbrücken in the DFB Pokal but it's just not enough to be horrendous. I think you actually didn't watch Bayern play lol.
I was watching this at school with my friend who is a united fan. Made a bet that they would draw while he made a bet united will win. Was dreaded when it was 3-1 but ofc, Onana delivered.
The good thing about Mark is that he's entertaining for both United fans and rivals alike. As a United fan I always feel better after watching his colourful meltdowns when we lost 😅
Mark is loved by us who support Liverpool, no malice at all from him or us. Just watching a fan suffer is something we're all familiar with. We'll done, mate you & Onana have delivered again. ⚽️⚽️⚽️
I said it in comments when that transfer happened here on United Stand. Making that switch is gonna be the biggest Ten Hag mistake. Wow, could not been any more correct
Liverpool supporter. I put a comment on this channel after the home win against Copenhagen that United could exploit their ability on the counter attack in the two remaining away games. I didn't honestly expect them to concede this many goals in the two games. It's sort of bizarre and it just sums up United so far this season.
I love how every time Mark does any of these videos, his first statement is disproven at the end of the video “I like the look of this defence, I have lots of confidence in this defence” *Man Utd lose 7-0 to Liverpool*
I gotta admit, as a neutral, following United is extremely funny. These guys are just collecting L after L and it is hilarious. Also, nice shushing of home crowd again. It worked out last time and it worked again haha.
Its amazing how Mark starts with excitement in every game and ends with anger and frustration at the end of almost all of them. Is he ever going to learn?
You know when you are a Liverpool supporter watching Man United going 2-0 up within 20 minutes and you're tempted to switch off the TV... But then you remember that this is Man United, so you continue watching 😍😍😍😍😍
The first goal is 50-50 ,Galata players i believe did a very smart freekick ,the second one is a huge mistake and the 3rd one is just a really good shot ,literally too fast and too high for most goalies to even react .
Onana is Ten Hag's hand picked goalkeeper to replace De Gea. But Ten Hag obviously bears no blame because we should all follow GN's lead and put this and every past and future loss on the Glazers.
10:46 is absolute gold. A grown man pushing his chair over just because his team drew a game of football, is equivalent to a baby throwing their toys out of their pram! 🤣🤣🤣
United … the gift that keeps on giving, growing up with Neville, Ferdinand, Keane, Beckham giggs and york, never in a million years did I think they would be banter FC 😂
A reminder to Man United fan, Liverpool once had Karius who cost them the Champion League final......but luckily the next year we bought Alisson and we won it...
I blame Ten Hag, poor substitutions to bring on when Hojlund, Amrabat & Garnacho were doing great work up front. After going 3-1 up, Dalot should have been brought in for McTominay or Bruno to play 5 at the back & at least only give 1 back. No one to blame but themselves
@@thedirector7303 defensive midfielder its his role to protect the defence but left wide open spaces for United to concede the free kick for 2nd goal and nowhere to be seen for 3rd goal wasnt just him culpable but seems everyone was gassing him up against Everton he needs bringing down to earth for that tonight
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Heading out of CL while having Galatasary and FC Kobenhavn in their group.. Extremely impressive.
Galatasary are just better than united in multiple areas across the park lmao, theyve actually got a decent side.
takes skill to bottle this hard
Galatasaray are a cold team, they play very good football
Keep on making fun of turkish teams, afterall they own the premier league
@@byyykramermusicwe would have beaten you comfortably if Onsna didn’t fuck up
Seeing how happy Mark is when utd go 2-0 up, knowing what happens, fills me with an indescribable joy
It’s too good😂😂
you're a terrible person and so I am. Absolutely love watching this man suffer week and week out honestly, idk what's wrong with me..
The only reason I watch these hightlights.
Best thing ever
That is called Schadenfreüde.
Only Man United can be bottom of a Champions League group after scoring 12 goals in 5 games.
@@user-lr2sm3dm6s💀
We are the top scorers in the group lol
@@user-lr2sm3dm6sdamn 😂
@@realife1542Too bad we're the top conceders as well lol
@@user-lr2sm3dm6s😂😂
I got really scared when Mark pushed his chair over. So much aggression and raw strength 😢
Still had the strength left to put it back up, mighty impressive
Push/Pull workout in one quick session@@hamzahafeez8623
JOHN GOLDCENAAAAAA
A powerful beast
Just like Captain Marvel only less masculine.
Goldbridge was even doing the shusssshh only to get shusssh back to the bottom of the table 😂😂😂😂
Am I the only no-ManU-human being who just comes here to enjoy the misery of a club which feels entitled? Sadly, Mark and plenty others ... the hair turns grey while watching their team not play together but individually, erratic and almost selfish.
I love a7x as well
😂😂😂😂
Shut up and man utd will be top four and the best team in the next decade
got to love it when JOE 90 goes into full meltdown ..got to love it
"Woodpecker with papadom lips"
"Like a Blindfolded moth"
Man is goated with his saying!!!! 😂😂😂😂
hedgehog at a balloon party
Hands like bloody playdough 🤣🤣🤣
the woodpecker one had me gone 😭
He needs to take out a book on sayings haha
Add the sweater and him politely pushing over the chair 😂 💀
0-1 Garnacho 0:30
0-2 Bruno 2:26
1-2 Ziyech 3:28
1-3 McTominay 6:45
2-3 Ziyech 7:48
3-3 Akturkoglu 8:52
Chair gets pushed over 10:40
It’s already a 11 minutes video summary you lazy
10:40 chair gets pushed over
2-3 Onana 7:48
more accurate
@@mich2962 You could say that about every goal United conceded
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Its great to have the usual mark in the first 2 minutes , everything is world class 😂😂 then it slowly declines into rantings of a madman. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
And they thought Onana was starting to prove his worth 💀
Stop commenting on every single Man U game piss off to newcastle
Well, he is worthless so they were still right 😂
The Onana Formula = Value × Worth
Therefore 50 mil × 0 worth = 0
Hence Onana is block shit.
even if onana made mistakes those chances should have been finished which would have led to 7 - 3 or larger
@@s9persaiyanmate literally he cost them the game all 3 goals was his fault 2 from the free kicks and getting beat at his near post like that is shocking his positioning is terrible
Mark after yesterday's handball in the NCL game: "If the ball hits your hand it's a penalty in Europe, that's consistency."
Mark after today's call: "I don't see a handball there"
Classic United Fans lol.
They're delusional no point in arguing with them
Its called The United Stand Fan Channel... Of course its biased
100% a penalty today.
Having watched it live he also said that they were lucky to not get a penalty as well. Just tbf
@@mkphrakleio ah, i didn't see his watch along. Just saw this video. Thanks
The game was brilliant for us neutrals. I've never seen a team quite like Galatasaray. I mean, they literally played with no defense, and still they didn't lose the match. Cudos to them for sticking to their all out attack approach. Onana will get the blame for everything, but in honesty you should have scored at least 5 goals the way GS was set up. Every attack you had 3 v 3 and 4 v 4. It was like on the training ground and you still bobbled it. You only have yourselves to blame for being 4th at the moment.
Our key defender davinson sanchez (you might know him from tottenham) was injured
@@anotheraccount3210 he is just one player man
💥Wasn’t that handball? Why isn’t a penalty? Wtf? 😮😮😮 ManU was played with 12 players in the pitch. Terrible refs did everything to help ManU to win. Because Manchester United is an English team, but Galatasaray is Turkish. They did same thing to Gala at both Bayern Munich matches. The refs cutting the Gala into the pieces during every CL matches. Shame on you UEFA!
@@h12gvj567stop crying it over already
Couldn't agree more, really good game to watch.
Mark: “ You’ll never see such a sh*t goal in your life”
Ziyech: “Wanna see it again?” 🤣
When he started to lose it at the end was just gold 😂
That's why we're here. I'm fairness he's very entertaining and the pods v good too. But this is what got us all onto MG in the first place.
@@desert_pelep3068💯 his angry reactions made fans from all over come to his channel what’s not to like they’re hilarious 😂
That is the GOLD in goldbridge
boring compared to flying pig piggy's meltdowns are legendary
This fella cracks me up 😂 I now know what my wife sees when I’m watching Arsenal 😂
Everyone was so quick to forget the long list of great saves De Gea made over the years. He turned so many draws into wins and loses into draws. He covered so many flaws.
It’s crazy United have conceded 14 goals in the champions league Bayern could make it 20 if they feel like on the last game
apparently only Royal Antwerp have conceded more than Man Utd😂😂
Can tell none of you actually watch Bayern play.
That offense elite, but lack a DM and it’s evident. They concede way too much and way too easily. In terms of their style of play atm, they look lost and with no direction or identity.
Don’t let they’re record in the CL fool you, they’re playing horrendous, only issue is, United are even worse.
@@Conker66 ''horrendous'' is too harsh, they're not at their best defensively but they are far from horrendous. They are unbeaten in the League. They did loose to Saarbrücken in the DFB Pokal but it's just not enough to be horrendous. I think you actually didn't watch Bayern play lol.
We’re fucking bottlejobs
@@kronowtflmao that's embarrassing considering Royal Antwerp dont have a single point in their group 😂😂
Utd...the gift that keeps on giving. 🎉🎉🎉
WHAT A BLOCKBUSTER OF A MATCH THAT WAS
I was watching this at school with my friend who is a united fan. Made a bet that they would draw while he made a bet united will win. Was dreaded when it was 3-1 but ofc, Onana delivered.
7:52 "I'm going home" Bro you ARE at home🤣
Mark thought he was "actually" at the game 😂😂😂
De Gea played here for 10 years and Goldbridge watched him a total of ZERO times 😂 bedroom blogger.
To whoever edits these videos, please can we always have mark’s reaction to the final whistle. It wraps the highlights up perfectly!
It is insane how many times he says things like “it’ll be criminal if we lose” right before they concede 😂
Onana signing of the summer 🔥🔥🔥
Of the summer? Of the decade 😂
he's the mann XD
I will never get tired of seeing Mark's happiness an soon enough turning into despair and sadness, im sorry for being this way.
I wish they renew Ten Hag's contract for 10+ more years 😂. And Onana's too.
"We've got the third goal. That. Is. It." Oh, Mark...😂
You'd think he'd know not to have that much confidence by now 😂😆
Mark is such a prat
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes the players celebrated at 3-1 like they had won it. Bunch of clowns 🤡
Rasmus Rasmus Rasmus. Zilch Zilch Zilch
I love watching him celebrate Before the horror comes 😂 just watch the mood change
The gift that keeps on giving. Famous last words FC.
As a Newcastle fan I can only thank Man U for always giving us a good chuckle
No worries mate you gave us some pretty good ones yesterday as well 👍
@Delta24X Atleast were in 3rd (with still a chance) in the group of death compared to man utd last the group who are basically guaranteed out
@@buzzgamer2601 warra trophy for oilcastle
@@deviildeltaunited has bayern to face next and losing or getting draw kicks them out of Europe 😂
Newcastle are a wee club.
Babe wake up, a new goldbridge classic just dropped
It is so satisfying seeing Goldbridge absolutely humbled. When he gloats only to be enraged shortly after is karma!
He deserves all the pennies he gets from youtube. He has brought comedy to football 😂😂
The good thing about Mark is that he's entertaining for both United fans and rivals alike.
As a United fan I always feel better after watching his colourful meltdowns when we lost 😅
Ajax v Spurs (2019), Sevilla (2022), Galatasaray (twice) Copenhagen. Ten Hag sure knows how to throw away comfortable leads.
Blindfolded Moth 😂🤣👏 Perfectly put for Onana!!
28:45 - "You'll never see such a shit goal in all your life"
Onana 1 hour later - "Hold my beer"
Cr7 - proves his haters wrong
Whats my name - Proves his lovers wrong
Mark is loved by us who support Liverpool, no malice at all from him or us. Just watching a fan suffer is something we're all familiar with. We'll done, mate you & Onana have delivered again. ⚽️⚽️⚽️
You would think mark would learn not to celebrate after 1-0
I said it in comments when that transfer happened here on United Stand. Making that switch is gonna be the biggest Ten Hag mistake. Wow, could not been any more correct
0:34 garnacho strike again
2:25 Bruno wonder goal
3:38 Ziyech
6:44 Scott mctominay
7:49 ziyech brace
8:50 Onana strikes again!!!
There is nothing to do with onana at the last goal
I got confirmation of a new job today and it’s still the second best thing to happen today!! Goldbridge throwing the toys out the pram AGAIN 😂😂😂😂😂
Everton game was a glitch in the matrix. Back to normal business. 😂
7:48 I love his reaction so much. I almost feel bad for him. Almost.
Almost lol
Almost
"The boy is a superstar"
Super 3-3 😂😂😂😂
That woodpecker line had me on the floor 😂
Same 😂😂
@@palico004 aaaah mate, POPODOMS AS LIPS!!
LIPS!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I'm cracking up all over again!
United is BACK!! We are BACK!! the Champions league is OURS!!!
Back to default settings 💀😂
More chance of seeing Michael Jackson performing live than United winning the CL
No
Fans said Onana is starting to find his feet after the 3-0 win over Everton. Has he found his hands yet?
The BEST day of my life this season 😭😭
Thank you Galatasaray, Thank you 🙏👏🙌🥲🤩
So you have no life?
it was a draw, calm down
@@impotentrage2694a draw that takes man utd out bc you know damn well that they are not beating Bayern 💀
Really? The BEST day of your life??? Christ.
Calm down salty Banchester fans he said of "this season"....
Liverpool supporter. I put a comment on this channel after the home win against Copenhagen that United could exploit their ability on the counter attack in the two remaining away games. I didn't honestly expect them to concede this many goals in the two games. It's sort of bizarre and it just sums up United so far this season.
Ganarcho is 2 for 2 Ls after shhhshing the crowd😂😂😂
He needs to leave united next season
He's good. But nowhere near as good as he thinks he is.
I already knew something like this would happen when I saw garnacho get cocky
I love how every time Mark does any of these videos, his first statement is disproven at the end of the video “I like the look of this defence, I have lots of confidence in this defence” *Man Utd lose 7-0 to Liverpool*
Mark has brought comedy to football. Very entertaining. Absolutely gold
I gotta admit, as a neutral, following United is extremely funny. These guys are just collecting L after L and it is hilarious.
Also, nice shushing of home crowd again. It worked out last time and it worked again haha.
Its amazing how Mark starts with excitement in every game and ends with anger and frustration at the end of almost all of them. Is he ever going to learn?
“That is it!” Famous last words.
The TNT commentator alongside Rio said pretty much the same thing.
Bruno gave two free kicks away surely he has to take some blame
Guys take a moment and lets applaud MG and United to entertain us every week 😊🎉 Pure talent
Onana couldn't catch a cold.
You know when you are a Liverpool supporter watching Man United going 2-0 up within 20 minutes and you're tempted to switch off the TV... But then you remember that this is Man United, so you continue watching 😍😍😍😍😍
Another goldbridge classic! hahaha
The way Utd are playing it's providing absolute A1 content for supporter reactions...I absolutely love this sht... It's so good 😂
Onana best keeper in the world.GOAT!
Another Goldbridge classic.... Keep the good work up Mark!
Onana is the greatest keeper ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The first goal is 50-50 ,Galata players i believe did a very smart freekick ,the second one is a huge mistake and the 3rd one is just a really good shot ,literally too fast and too high for most goalies to even react .
Brilliant…just brilliant 😂😂😂😂
Onana is Ten Hag's hand picked goalkeeper to replace De Gea. But Ten Hag obviously bears no blame because we should all follow GN's lead and put this and every past and future loss on the Glazers.
"Like a hedgehog at a balloon party" passed myself laughing 😂😅😂
Finished work and just had to watch this first as it's going to be a goldbridge rant . LOVE IT !!!
"The positional sense as a blindfolded moth" 😂😂😂
Man i quit the stream after 2-0, work, i came back 3-3 😂 Onana is the gift that's keep on giving!
Mark, you are a national treasure honestly
Best 11 minutes on youtube today, pushing your chair over at the end was hilarious!!
8:50 Is the timestamp your looking for 🤣🤣
10:46 is absolute gold. A grown man pushing his chair over just because his team drew a game of football, is equivalent to a baby throwing their toys out of their pram! 🤣🤣🤣
Oh dear
Classic Mark always fuming with United Bottling it again
Mark Mark. Man you just made my day here in UAE. Love the reaction. No need for a another 😅
Was waiting to see this after the game 😅 I actually like Man United but I love it when they lose or draw purely because of this priceless footage
I think Ziyech doesn't know himself how those free kicks went in.
I think Ziyech knows Onana better than the ManU coaching staff since they were teammates and knows his weaknesses training against him.
@@Zenatalionspot on
@@Zenatalionwhat's his weaknesses? Stopping shots ? 😂
@@LFerdinandC ground shots
I am just waiting for the opposite team to score! Love his reaction...hilarious😮😊
United … the gift that keeps on giving, growing up with Neville, Ferdinand, Keane, Beckham giggs and york, never in a million years did I think they would be banter FC 😂
'' Like a hedgehog in a balloon party. '' hahahahah that reaction
Finished my dinner, been looking forwards to this 🤣
Love watching the best bits, knowing what’s coming 😂
A reminder to Man United fan, Liverpool once had Karius who cost them the Champion League final......but luckily the next year we bought Alisson and we won it...
Goldbridge: why are they shooting from distance?
Also Goldbridge: it's a worldie from 30 yards!
Nothing I love more and relish than a Mark Goldridge meltdown after Utd absolutely bottle everything 😂😂😂
Harry kane gonna cook United next 😂
7:55 "I'm going home, I'm going home" 8:00 Comesback to watch the match realising he's at his home all the way 😂😂😂😂 Classic Mark Goldbridge
I blame Ten Hag, poor substitutions to bring on when Hojlund, Amrabat & Garnacho were doing great work up front. After going 3-1 up, Dalot should have been brought in for McTominay or Bruno to play 5 at the back & at least only give 1 back.
No one to blame but themselves
nope 100% onana fault
Beautiful just Beautiful 😂😂😂😂
Fucking baffles me how often we can bottle leads like that and how often Onana can fuck up and cost us games
Onanana onanana onana onana onanana.....
Why are you not giving your capable back up keeper a shot at this point ?
@@nickchemist723 I think after ANOTHER horrendous performance by Onana that has to be in the discussion surely
@@yashmetha1232whats my name🎶🎵🎵🎶
7:28 “ IT’S SO SIMPLE x2 “ hahaha 3-3 at the end with much much lucks 😜
That Mainoo bubble burst quickly. 3-1 up then he comes on and within 13 minutes its 3-3😂
none of those goals were his fault, watch him play
@@thedirector7303 defensive midfielder its his role to protect the defence but left wide open spaces for United to concede the free kick for 2nd goal and nowhere to be seen for 3rd goal wasnt just him culpable but seems everyone was gassing him up against Everton he needs bringing down to earth for that tonight
Man Utd fans were acting like he is the next Busquets
A 5ft 5 teenager is the best dm in the league according to utd fans ahahaha
😂😂😂😂 I'm an Arsenal fan and I really enjoy this page 😂😂
NEVER sell your keeper. NEVER. - Liverpool fan.
Unless it's Karius
@@ph8077or Bogdan
Karius???
@@Axelblaze1022 yes Karius.
@@ph8077 Haha, yes. Unless its him.
Highlight of the stream: "That wall is about as useful as a woodpecker with poppadom lips"
😆😂🤣 Priceless from Goldprick
I've come to the horrible conclusion that this video could be an actual recreation of me playing this year's Football Manager...
0-1 Garnacho 0:30 ⭐⭐✨
0-2 Bruno 2:26 🚀🔥
1-2 Ziyech 3:28 😵💫
1-3 McTominay 6:45 🔥
2-3 Ziyech 7:48 💩
3-3 Akturkoglu 8:52 ☠️
Bruno post : 9:47 🥹
8/1 odds on GS to draw after being down 3-1 .Thank you Onana the sav(not)iour who keeps keeps on giving !
This game was fucking breathtaking, well done to Galatasaray 😅
Fantastic especially onana wonderful performance 10/10 man of the match long may it continue YNWA