Ted Hankey: "Who's in charge? Me or the devil?"

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  • @fbispecialagentfrancisyork457
    @fbispecialagentfrancisyork457 2 года назад +40540

    “Who’s in charge? Me or the Devil?” has to be one of the coldest lines ever uttered at a dart competition

    • @Purlypurlington
      @Purlypurlington 2 года назад +1347

      Lmfao if you narrow it down to a dart competition I’m sure it’s number one by a lot that shit is cold anywhere

    • @bt70a9
      @bt70a9 2 года назад +706

      He contined "I think i'm in charge""

    • @Scrawny2chonky
      @Scrawny2chonky 2 года назад +501

      One of the coldest lines ever uttered -at a dart competition-

    • @ericlopez5218
      @ericlopez5218 2 года назад +295

      Real talk tho did this man seriously just improvise the line of “Who’s in charge? Me or the Devil?” or is that a saying somewhere around the world?

    • @dannywelbecksballs2429
      @dannywelbecksballs2429 2 года назад +358

      @@ericlopez5218 not sure but ever since he said this, single 9/double 8 has been known as the devils finish so I’d say he gets credit for it. I might be wrong but I’ve had a bit of a look and it seems like he coined this

  • @thomasmason8481
    @thomasmason8481 2 года назад +12049

    Sounds like he’s the main character and it’s his internal monologue 😂😂

    • @oxhorn2906
      @oxhorn2906 2 года назад +54

      We all are

    • @DrummerJacob
      @DrummerJacob 2 года назад +9

      why wouldnt you be?

    • @bt70a9
      @bt70a9 2 года назад +4

      He said it out loud, so much for internal.

    • @rhoansuede7938
      @rhoansuede7938 2 года назад +7

      This guy gives me Pete Webber vibes, you should look it lmao

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 2 года назад +4

      He talking to his stand

  • @aveit8651
    @aveit8651 2 года назад +15684

    -calls his darts
    -drops sick one liner
    -misses all of them
    -celebrates anyway
    -refuses to elaborate
    -leaves

    • @noobfromhell563
      @noobfromhell563 Год назад +140

      Great extended story line

    • @VlasovDev
      @VlasovDev Год назад +124

      True sigma

    • @sLaMz1o1
      @sLaMz1o1 Год назад +59

      - said by sir nitnerolf 9 months ago

    • @TylersRapPromo
      @TylersRapPromo Год назад +39

      U just stole sir nitnerolf comment

    • @aveit8651
      @aveit8651 Год назад +9

      @@sLaMz1o1 Mate I didn't even see his comment I just commented it after I finished the video 🤣

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 2 года назад +49155

    I know nothing about darts, I’ve never heard of this man before. But this is one of the greatest moments in sport I’ve ever seen...

    • @thecompanioncube4211
      @thecompanioncube4211 2 года назад +762

      As someone who has not played dart besides some drunken throws in a pub, competitive darts is one of the most awesome crowd atmosphere out of any sport

    • @Glassgate
      @Glassgate 2 года назад +90

      @@thecompanioncube4211 they have the most paper signs in any spectator sport s2g

    • @nyrbsamoht
      @nyrbsamoht 2 года назад +20

      @@Glassgate ye i think i read that in this years edition of guiness world records

    • @langa77777
      @langa77777 2 года назад +278

      All these fake sigma grind set cuts on RUclips and this dude doesn’t have one yet? Get to it memesters

    • @bartos7152
      @bartos7152 2 года назад +22

      @@langa77777 🤓

  • @PsychoGaming805
    @PsychoGaming805 2 года назад +23389

    This could’ve been a movie scene and it wouldn’t have been done as good as this 😂

    • @kpin80
      @kpin80 2 года назад +19

      Wow a bot comment and it's not about you

    • @BlurryBigfoot
      @BlurryBigfoot 2 года назад +96

      In the movie he would have made the shot. He missed the double 8.

    • @grey6063
      @grey6063 2 года назад +19

      I thought this was a movie scene lmao

    • @NovaBlueNova
      @NovaBlueNova 2 года назад +48

      If this were in a movie I’d say “oh that dialogue is unrealistic”

    • @TheRealHungryJoe
      @TheRealHungryJoe 2 года назад +1

      Wait, it isn’t?! Gotta lay off the hay

  • @MenelikTheFirst
    @MenelikTheFirst Год назад +2151

    I love this clip so much. Cause he misses every shot yet it still feels like he won

    • @yusufluhar5881
      @yusufluhar5881 Год назад +69

      He got the single 9, that was not a miss

    • @karebushmarebu233
      @karebushmarebu233 Год назад +6

      he missed 1 shot and hit the other two

    • @thatonepole
      @thatonepole 9 месяцев назад +62

      ​​@@karebushmarebu233Nope. He hit the double 16, which is scientifically proven to NOT be a double 8, and thus, he threw too many points (which "skips" your turn).

    • @gangstaboy9387
      @gangstaboy9387 9 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@thatonepolethanks. All these idiots in the RUclips comment section just living in their own head not caring about what's really happening is astonishing.
      Thanks for the info

    • @Crom_smite_you
      @Crom_smite_you 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@gangstaboy9387literally the modern internet. A bunch of idiots who sit in doors all day with no social lives and spend there days watching shitty memes and goofy fucking gaming videos. With literally zero knowledge of the outside world.

  • @julianmx13
    @julianmx13 2 года назад +13782

    You don’t get the most badass lines in action movies anymore. They’re all on tv in a game of darts, poker, billiards, and bowling. Lol

    • @connorlowis4774
      @connorlowis4774 2 года назад +688

      “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM”
      -Pete weber

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev 2 года назад +124

      @@connorlowis4774 That's my favorite line in all of sports history

    • @tipdub
      @tipdub 2 года назад +2

      Hahahaha

    • @luciferhuey6285
      @luciferhuey6285 2 года назад +5

      Cmon you cant

    • @alexanderd.9460
      @alexanderd.9460 2 года назад +24

      @@connorlowis4774 THAT'S RIGHT...
      beat me to it lmfao still can't believe I watched that with my homie live

  • @shalizzle793
    @shalizzle793 2 года назад +17995

    My absolute favorite part about this video is the fact that he outright fucking missed the double 8 and still flexed on the audience

    • @SamThiebaud89
      @SamThiebaud89 2 года назад +1761

      Whiffed it in grand fashion but still gives the "are you not entertained?" gesture

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 2 года назад +1170

      Narrator: in fact, the devil was in charge after all

    • @Kaisean
      @Kaisean 2 года назад +343

      Lol I was gonna say. Did I not see the darts total totally miss the double 8?

    • @jordandoe4833
      @jordandoe4833 2 года назад +131

      Haha yeah ty for commenting. Was getting confused af that no one was talking about that.

    • @ThomasWilliams89
      @ThomasWilliams89 2 года назад +1

      no, he was pissed off at himself at the end. "fucking cunt"

  • @537monster
    @537monster 2 года назад +574

    The announcers laughing hysterically makes this so much better.

  • @cleon24769
    @cleon24769 2 года назад +6767

    His angry-faced "ta-da!" at the end as the announcer says, "No score!" has got to be one of the greatest moments in darts history.

    • @MattPuxty
      @MattPuxty 2 года назад +85

      I looked the guy up because I was intrigued.. 😬 bad timing

    • @piccolo54trunks2
      @piccolo54trunks2 Год назад +10

      @@MattPuxty what happened?!

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza Год назад +208

      Holy shit, I didn't even noticed the loud NO SCORE! this is without a doubt one of the greatest moments in sports history.

    • @MattPuxty
      @MattPuxty Год назад +395

      @@piccolo54trunks2 At that point, he was in court for sexual assault. Now he’s in prison.
      Who’s in charge, him or the devil?

    • @Cornpop69
      @Cornpop69 Год назад +29

      @@piccolo54trunks2rape happened

  • @sirnitnerolf5972
    @sirnitnerolf5972 2 года назад +23873

    - Call a double 12
    - Trow one of the sickest punchlines ever said
    - miss every shot
    - celebrate anyway
    We have a true Chad here my friends.

    • @adams8585
      @adams8585 Год назад +745

      Greatest athlete of our time

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen Год назад +2172

      Ohhhh so he missed?! I was convinced he nailed every shot with his reaction

    • @sirnitnerolf5972
      @sirnitnerolf5972 Год назад +1267

      @@Winteramen He actually made good shots, but because of the point system, he ended up getting no points. Some other comments on the video explain this better, I'm not a big darting nerd ^^'

    • @bigshmoke9653
      @bigshmoke9653 Год назад +414

      Definitely one of the athletes of all time in history to ever live

    • @randy438
      @randy438 Год назад +36

      The suits should cut you a bonus check

  • @jasonfuqua4284
    @jasonfuqua4284 Год назад +624

    Had to watch this three times.
    I don’t know much about darts, but I was watching thinking to myself “isn’t he missing all of these?”
    The realization that yes, in fact, he is missing all of them, and still acting like this… it was transcendent.

    • @char6364
      @char6364 Год назад +31

      He made the first one (single nine) but missed the last two (double eight)!

    • @kingpotent3950
      @kingpotent3950 Год назад +2

      He hit double 12

    • @thatonepole
      @thatonepole 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@kingpotent3950when and where?

    • @rawdog9674
      @rawdog9674 9 месяцев назад +8

      Come on you c---

    • @IvarTheBoneless77
      @IvarTheBoneless77 9 месяцев назад

      My thoughts exactly

  • @ScrappyCoCo0
    @ScrappyCoCo0 2 года назад +7987

    The commentator's reaction is amazing. "Hahaha what is this" in disbelief of what he has just heard

    • @noot377
      @noot377 2 года назад +79

      Wat is dit*

    • @ScrappyCoCo0
      @ScrappyCoCo0 2 года назад +341

      @@noot377 Ja precies, vertaald naar "What is this". Doe eens niet zo achterlijk.

    • @noot377
      @noot377 2 года назад +17

      @@ScrappyCoCo0 🤡

    • @delano9385
      @delano9385 2 года назад +41

      @@noot377 clowntje ben je, en nog een dom clowntje ook

    • @MsJobbyjabber
      @MsJobbyjabber 2 года назад +50

      Rustig aan jongens 🤣

  • @MrLeonLuffy
    @MrLeonLuffy 2 года назад +10099

    For many of us this is the first time we've ever heard of this guy and he immediately became the coolest guy in darts

    • @wyvern-report
      @wyvern-report 2 года назад +22

      Definitely the coolest I’ve seen considering I didn’t know anyone played darts for competition

    • @jakepancake7176
      @jakepancake7176 2 года назад

      Ima Have to give it to John Lowe First but this dudes mod

    • @seanburley8522
      @seanburley8522 2 года назад +1

      I’ve known about him since way back but still love this line lol

    • @codyf3419
      @codyf3419 2 года назад +7

      Also the ONLY guy we know in darts.

    • @bobkreme2175
      @bobkreme2175 2 года назад +15

      guy definitely had serial killer vibes

  • @greenbar2888
    @greenbar2888 9 месяцев назад +64

    The piercing echo of the darts hitting the board, perfectly punctuating each line of his increasingly frustrated mutterings, is so cinematic that I have a hard time believing this wasn't scripted.

  • @HouseRN
    @HouseRN 2 года назад +6843

    That line was cold, but his follow up line really makes it legendary. “I think I’m in charge” 🥶🥶

    • @KnewTherapy
      @KnewTherapy 2 года назад +2

      Fuck if I like your post its 667 instead of 666

    • @DGEL03
      @DGEL03 2 года назад +58

      *russian rap song played in slow-mo*

    • @NooaJaarsma
      @NooaJaarsma 2 года назад +65

      It would have been perfect if he actually hit the double 8

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 2 года назад +39

      Then he missed lol

    • @DontTazeMeBroPlz
      @DontTazeMeBroPlz 2 года назад +5

      @@NooaJaarsma he did. Where he hit the 8 in the little section counts as a double

  • @GreatGreenGaming
    @GreatGreenGaming 2 года назад +2463

    he’s like a character in a fighting game who delivers this line before finishing the other player

    • @FakeGyllenhaal
      @FakeGyllenhaal 2 года назад +63

      And then missing the double 8 and get ko'd in return

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +1

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear mac

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @olababatunde584
      @olababatunde584 Год назад

      @@AxxLAfriku Nobody asked. Nobody cares. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @olababatunde584
      @olababatunde584 Год назад

      @AxxL you are extremely delusional coomer. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @manfrombritain6816
    @manfrombritain6816 6 месяцев назад +36

    British Tony Soprano

  • @j2kerrigan
    @j2kerrigan 2 года назад +6581

    If England was an anime this man would be the protagonist.

    • @charlie2578
      @charlie2578 2 года назад +27

      You forgot about pat tate.

    • @cameronwalker4529
      @cameronwalker4529 2 года назад +85

      Nah it would be Ronnie Pickering

    • @Regal_Two
      @Regal_Two 2 года назад +17

      Ronnie O'Sullivan is definitely protagonist material.

    • @carl5905
      @carl5905 2 года назад +8

      wait until you learn about hetalia

    • @blitzy3244
      @blitzy3244 2 года назад +23

      He’s British but with Tony Soprano’s style and aesthetic hahaha

  • @tedskins
    @tedskins 2 года назад +2321

    I didn't know Tony Soprano was also a beast at darts

    • @iamkeir
      @iamkeir 2 года назад +71

      Thank you, I was seeking this

    • @blitzy3244
      @blitzy3244 2 года назад +11

      Hahaha I said the same thing

    • @Morthaniel
      @Morthaniel 2 года назад +119

      I guess he actually did have the making of a varsity athlete.

    • @BlurryBigfoot
      @BlurryBigfoot 2 года назад +18

      Beasts hit the shots they call. This dude missed the double 8.

    • @RadicalEdward2
      @RadicalEdward2 2 года назад +5

      Glad to know I’m not the only one that thought it was him

  • @karimhussein3610
    @karimhussein3610 8 месяцев назад +49

    They really named the 25 checkout the "Devil's Finish" after this 😭

  • @clyde15
    @clyde15 2 года назад +844

    *Interview with the Devil:*
    “I don’t know what I did to make him insult me like that, it was completely uncalled for”

    • @eugenedoyle9960
      @eugenedoyle9960 2 года назад +4

      This made this video even funnier for me. Bravo.

    • @honestuser2066
      @honestuser2066 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Randomguy-kn3nv
      @Randomguy-kn3nv 2 года назад +13

      “And I took that personally”

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @rasmus274
      @rasmus274 Год назад

      666 likes, it gotta stay that way

  • @mysterygamer4086
    @mysterygamer4086 2 года назад +600

    "whos in charge, me or the devil"
    is the most rawest line ive ever heard and it came from a darts competition

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 2 года назад +16

      Dude if an NFL player said it before smashing someone into the ground they'd be crowned emperor like Leonidas.

    • @PizzaCake360
      @PizzaCake360 2 года назад +4

      @@ernstthalmann4306 k

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 2 года назад +3

      @@PizzaCake360 k

    • @nearlysolvent806
      @nearlysolvent806 2 года назад

      @@ernstthalmann4306 boo

    • @zan7838
      @zan7838 2 года назад

      do you ever just like the comment you dislike on RUclips and dislike the comment you like, like, intentionally for the fun of it?

  • @youngkim6745
    @youngkim6745 Год назад +22

    I watched an unskippable ad to watch this and i dont regret it

  • @mareeyo1
    @mareeyo1 2 года назад +663

    This is up there with “Who do you think you are?! I am!”

    • @SnoopiesPoopies
      @SnoopiesPoopies 2 года назад +39

      Same fucking energy lol

    • @koganenokoro4361
      @koganenokoro4361 2 года назад +1

      I don’t understand this sentence. What even?

    • @civilwarwasaninsidejob7405
      @civilwarwasaninsidejob7405 2 года назад +51

      @@koganenokoro4361 Pete Weber the GOAT doesn't need to be understood

    • @HereForTheComments
      @HereForTheComments 2 года назад +2

      I was waiting for someone to reference it.

    • @ONEROUNDLEFT
      @ONEROUNDLEFT 2 года назад +2

      @@koganenokoro4361 he meant to say….
      Whoever you think you are, I AM!

  • @TheLouisburrows
    @TheLouisburrows 2 года назад +1852

    Sky: "We apologise if you were offended by any language you may have heard there."
    These guys: "HAHAHAHAHA what is this?!?"

    • @dontdex8221
      @dontdex8221 2 года назад +73

      Political correctness gone mad

    • @lennon6143
      @lennon6143 2 года назад +34

      @@dontdex8221 da hur hur hur

    • @kraai98
      @kraai98 2 года назад +62

      lol dutch people don't care

    • @saltyegges5957
      @saltyegges5957 2 года назад +11

      @@dontdex8221 shut up you little pasty twat with your Todd Howard profile picture no one likes you little edgy set 8

    • @mikeo9074
      @mikeo9074 2 года назад +20

      @@saltyegges5957 you sound american with that IQ level

  • @balls2jawls
    @balls2jawls 9 месяцев назад +52

    His confidence in the line and his reaction makes you think he actually hit the shots

    • @ivanrusev5008
      @ivanrusev5008 7 месяцев назад +1

      @balls2jawls I’ve watched this video 7 times in 8 years at least and find out this moment he is actually missing.

  • @truthhasnofeelings5245
    @truthhasnofeelings5245 2 года назад +1166

    It makes it so much funnier when you hear the “NO SCORE” and realise he lost that and the devil won…🤣

    • @oopsydaizi3s824
      @oopsydaizi3s824 2 года назад +6

      “C’mon you cunt” the devil was definitely in charge 😂

    • @BboyZoinks
      @BboyZoinks 2 года назад +9

      No way he lost!

    • @karkkimarkkinat2109
      @karkkimarkkinat2109 2 года назад

      Dafuq you talking bout nigga?

    • @ThomasWilliams89
      @ThomasWilliams89 2 года назад

      @@BboyZoinks yep, thats why he said "come on you cunt, fucking cunt". He was pissed off.

    • @paulgregson88
      @paulgregson88 Год назад +8

      He says "the score, judging by our......" and then it cuts off. Worries me for humanity's future this has so many likes when it's clearly wrong

  • @DiegoMachida
    @DiegoMachida 2 года назад +439

    I've been coming back once a day every since I clicked for the first time, the line, the delivery, the unshakeable confidence, the sheer contempt and passion for "the game", I lmao at him, AND admire him at the same time.
    Props to the comentators for making silence at the second this man started his monologue.

    • @vuseu
      @vuseu 2 года назад +12

      I only found it this morning but I think I’ve watched it x20 through the day already lmfao

    • @GPSjammer
      @GPSjammer 2 года назад +5

      The Dutch should always be silent, what a fuckin awful language

    • @theaverage9501
      @theaverage9501 2 года назад +4

      @@GPSjammer 🤨

    • @Magere-Kwark
      @Magere-Kwark 2 года назад +1

      @@GPSjammer beetje (gps)jammer dit

  • @tomogganwright7681
    @tomogganwright7681 9 месяцев назад +38

    'Me or the devil' by Ted Hankey is a monologue composed in 2006 in which Hankey considers an existential struggle of self-determination and theology as he exhibits his performative abilities. It is considered to be one of the world's foremost and well-known creative works and has been translated into over 150 languages. It led to a redefinition of modern philosophy in the early 21st century after it resurfaced on social media. It is routinely studied in schools and forms the basis of philosophy courses in higher education.
    "Do I fancy double twelve or double eight?
    Who's in charge, me or the devil?
    I think i'm in charge.
    Fuck it, nine-double eight and shake his hand,
    Just like that...come on you cunt,
    Fucking success."

    • @krypticunlimited6925
      @krypticunlimited6925 5 месяцев назад

      best comment ever

    • @Jacksaur_
      @Jacksaur_ 3 месяца назад

      It's not fucking success at the end. He says fucking something, probably beginning with an L. Then follows it up with another Cunt in frustration.

  • @sjdprime6522
    @sjdprime6522 2 года назад +1071

    This is quite possibly the best moment to ever take place in a dart match. This man is a legend and should be treated as such.

    • @Tomas-bg8zf
      @Tomas-bg8zf 2 года назад +14

      Why? He literally lost

    • @hoobslice
      @hoobslice 2 года назад +2

      Maybe if he actually hit the double 8

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @immunity0792
      @immunity0792 2 года назад

      He was accused of sexual assault recently

    • @ronniekray3934
      @ronniekray3934 2 года назад +28

      He's a beast jail jail time

  • @CoolHandLuke7
    @CoolHandLuke7 2 года назад +1451

    If he hits the double 8 on the second try this would be the greatest moment in sports history. As it is, it's just top 5

    • @Kanig94
      @Kanig94 2 года назад +73

      Naw this shit is top tier

    • @hotfudgemonday12
      @hotfudgemonday12 2 года назад +180

      Who do you think you are? I am.

    • @GhostLinx
      @GhostLinx 2 года назад +57

      It's cause the devil is in charge

    • @Ethiokarate1
      @Ethiokarate1 2 года назад +3

      Exactly, this just comes across as a layup compared to the dialogue

    • @DaFifaKid
      @DaFifaKid 2 года назад +44

      @@hotfudgemonday12 best part about that line it was directed towards an ACTUAL CHILD and he knew it was a child lol

  • @AutisticAl
    @AutisticAl Год назад +32

    I love how hard he dropped that C word on TV. Legend 😂

    • @psynque
      @psynque 6 месяцев назад

      What's the C-word?

    • @AutisticAl
      @AutisticAl 6 месяцев назад

      @@psynque Either you're too young to understand, or you're baiting me. Either way, I obviously can't tell you on RUclips.

    • @psynque
      @psynque 6 месяцев назад

      @@AutisticAl Why are you afraid of saying cunt on RUclips? Do you think the internet-police will come and get you for being a naughty boy?

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@psynqueC for cheeky

    • @mirkomarjanovic3234
      @mirkomarjanovic3234 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@AutisticAlCunt. Yeah you can.

  • @yodirt6230
    @yodirt6230 2 года назад +57

    Bowling Shirt (epic)
    +10 charisma
    +20 accuracy
    +20 luck
    Passive ability: demonic resistance
    Lvl. 90 req. to equip

  • @Hal-ef1je
    @Hal-ef1je 2 года назад +609

    I hope everyone realizes he hits a double 16 and busted. Still probably the best clip in all of darts.

  • @999predators
    @999predators 7 месяцев назад +13

    My favorite part is that he is 38 years old here.

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer 2 года назад +451

    Explanation:
    Darts scoring counts backwards. He needs 25, but must end with a double (the small arc around the edge). He ponders whether to score a 1 or a 9, leaving double 12 or double 8 respectively. He lands a 9 then aims for double 8, but misses, scoring 0. He tries again and lands in double 16. Bust! Ends his turn and returns to 25.

    • @biggoathorns
      @biggoathorns 2 года назад +82

      @pidaho he lost that turn

    • @muhammadrifqi7308
      @muhammadrifqi7308 2 года назад +70

      @pidaho that makes this video better honestly. It wouldn't be hilarious if he succeeded

    • @ILoveMy2Incher
      @ILoveMy2Incher 2 года назад +45

      He won in my mind

    • @lsalvage3228
      @lsalvage3228 2 года назад +8

      @@muhammadrifqi7308 yeah it's now hilarious. It was badass....now it's hilarious

    • @omyyer
      @omyyer 2 года назад +8

      More explanation:
      It's good strategy to go for double 8, because if you miss and hit the 8, you can go for double 4 and so on.

  • @shimmertroop1067
    @shimmertroop1067 2 года назад +247

    Everything about this clip is Epic, from the "who's in charge" quote, to the way it was shot and him walking off with such grace even though he didn't score. Badass.

  • @artseosamhogriobhta
    @artseosamhogriobhta 9 месяцев назад +7

    One of the coldest moments in sports history. I just love that he's mic'd up for it

  • @dannywelbecksballs2429
    @dannywelbecksballs2429 2 года назад +1099

    This is up there with Muhammad Ali’s “Imma show you how great I am” and Mike Tyson’s “I’m the best ever” as the greatest motivational speeches of all time

    • @Spagbolmofo
      @Spagbolmofo 2 года назад +35

      I would compare it more to Mike Tyson's "I"LL EAT YA ASSHOLE ALIVE"

    • @protatype7487
      @protatype7487 2 года назад +16

      And Macho Man’s “On balance, off balance, doesn’t matter I’m better than you are.”

    • @oboroth51
      @oboroth51 2 года назад +4

      This is way better

    • @Patrick-c8x
      @Patrick-c8x 2 года назад +22

      Mike Tyson's was :
      "I hurt my back"
      Reporter: " A slipped disc or ...?"
      Mike : "SpinaL"

    • @vancearama
      @vancearama 2 года назад +7

      Cam Newton’s “You been watching tape? Well watch this.”

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz 2 года назад +66

    Any sport in which you can say the "c" word and still gets televised is a good sport in my book.

  • @papumerta5013
    @papumerta5013 Год назад +5

    This is now my favorite video of all time

  • @roryjamieson8439
    @roryjamieson8439 2 года назад +282

    I can’t not play darts and constantly quote this now 😂

  • @harrycallahan9143
    @harrycallahan9143 2 года назад +55

    "Who's in charge? Me or the devil?"
    I'll think you'll find the Warden is in charge, Ted.

  • @dorothyjosefina
    @dorothyjosefina 2 года назад +79

    You can't convince me that we aren't all just living inside a movie and this is the opening scene right here.

    • @accidiaet
      @accidiaet 2 года назад +4

      A new Divine Comedy

    • @DrBitchcraft.
      @DrBitchcraft. 6 месяцев назад

      Could be straight out from big lebowski

  • @I6Y5
    @I6Y5 2 года назад +63

    Update: The devil is in charge.

  • @andynulty8686
    @andynulty8686 2 года назад +545

    Ted "Who's in charge, me or the devil?"
    The Devil "Yes"

  • @josephbenobasa
    @josephbenobasa 2 года назад +69

    Even Martin Scorsese couldn't direct a scene this badass 😂

  • @TheBigKup
    @TheBigKup 5 месяцев назад +4

    Right up there with “WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR ARE I AM”

  • @losthope9909
    @losthope9909 2 года назад +1392

    Clearly the devil's in charge 😂

    • @christophersanchez3804
      @christophersanchez3804 2 года назад +4

      Why do you say that? Didn’t he hit what he wanted to?

    • @losthope9909
      @losthope9909 2 года назад +113

      @@christophersanchez3804
      No

    • @christophersanchez3804
      @christophersanchez3804 2 года назад

      @@losthope9909 what did he need to hit?

    • @ianbridges6040
      @ianbridges6040 2 года назад +28

      @@christophersanchez3804 double 8s

    • @garlicoshallots200
      @garlicoshallots200 2 года назад +17

      @@christophersanchez3804 i think he meant the devil is in charge because he was cussing alot which is what someone controlled by the devil would do

  • @realburno
    @realburno 2 года назад +93

    Mafia boss just trying to chill

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад

      HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening burn

    • @olababatunde584
      @olababatunde584 Год назад

      @@AxxLAfriku they don't care about you. You're they gimp.

    • @olababatunde584
      @olababatunde584 Год назад

      @AxxL they love you for what's inside. Translation:Your chump change and cuckery.

  • @yerrrrr3485
    @yerrrrr3485 7 месяцев назад +5

    peak masculinity

  • @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
    @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 2 года назад +158

    If James Gandolfini was still alive he could have portrayed this

    • @dystopiandev
      @dystopiandev 2 года назад +4

      I thought the same 😁

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 Год назад +6

      Paul Heyman could.

  • @focusandefficiency9359
    @focusandefficiency9359 2 года назад +749

    It's the funniest clip on RUclips! 😂😂😂😂
    The effortless transference of mad thought into recorded mad-as-hatter speech. It's a fucking classic.
    Great darts player too. Smoother than chocolate - a born entertainer. Thanks Ted, for all the entertainment and your excellent darts playing too.
    His 180 record achieved in short format is testament to his brilliance. The comedy fall against Van Gerwin was a fucking classic too! This guy entertained us in a variety of ways! 😂👌🌟This clip is un-real!!!!! 👍🤣😂😂🤣🤣

    • @ENikolaev
      @ENikolaev 2 года назад +6

      Do you know if he liked to give head? Ive tried researching it but havent found anything conclusive, just hints at it.. Lmk!

    • @2Minihats
      @2Minihats 2 года назад +15

      @@ENikolaev … I really hope giving head is some sort of darts term I don’t understand

    • @bojo_h
      @bojo_h 2 года назад +6

      @@2Minihats Nik is looking for a good time.

    • @ENikolaev
      @ENikolaev 2 года назад +1

      @@bojo_h just trying to quell or confirm rumors is all.

    • @focusandefficiency9359
      @focusandefficiency9359 2 года назад +4

      @@ENikolaev 😂😂😂thank you for the for the random mad comment! Adding to the laughing 😂😂🤣🤣👍👍

  • @joshuahenderson
    @joshuahenderson Год назад +3

    This is right up there with “who do you think you are I am” sports moments.

    • @Strangepete
      @Strangepete Год назад

      "Who does the devil think he is? I think I am, you cunt."

  • @balintvoroskoi4884
    @balintvoroskoi4884 2 года назад +16

    I watch this video about once a week, every week. I don't want to, but I'm not in charge.

  • @Superbl0bby
    @Superbl0bby 2 года назад +22

    This is right up there with “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!”

    • @thedoc8876
      @thedoc8876 2 года назад

      Couldn't stand Pete Webber.

  • @arekusu.
    @arekusu. Год назад +4

    He may have missed every throw, but that sick line he dropped will immortalize him. So who really won here?

    • @ok-xs2oo
      @ok-xs2oo Год назад +2

      He was put in prison for 2 years for sexual assault
      So...

    • @BarkingMadLad
      @BarkingMadLad Год назад

      he hit the 9 setup shot

    • @yusufluhar5881
      @yusufluhar5881 Год назад

      He got the 9 before missing the Double 8 twice

  • @charliekelly735
    @charliekelly735 2 года назад +15

    He busted out but I love how he throws his hands up in the air like he owned the place

  • @SwagJesus69420
    @SwagJesus69420 2 года назад +28

    I have no context for what I just watched but that was the most intense line I’ve heard anyone drop in a long time.

  • @younglaughlin2241
    @younglaughlin2241 2 года назад +6

    Saw this for the first time one week ago, have watched it multiple times everyday since, gets better every time.

  • @stumbling
    @stumbling 2 года назад +208

    Legend! This is like the darts equivalent of Taxi Driver.

    • @ophiolatreia93
      @ophiolatreia93 2 года назад +1

      😂

    • @bradleyg7498
      @bradleyg7498 2 года назад +1

      How's it like Taxi Driver?

    • @ollyallan4021
      @ollyallan4021 2 года назад +16

      @@bradleyg7498 nutcase talking to himself

    • @AB-gb6zz
      @AB-gb6zz 2 года назад

      @@ollyallan4021 very tenuous link

    • @blitzy3244
      @blitzy3244 2 года назад +1

      @@ollyallan4021 he wasn’t a nutcase in taxi driver lol he was reasonably upset with the state of society. Those who didn’t see a problem were the real nutcases.

  • @tomcotton8800
    @tomcotton8800 2 года назад +45

    An absolute worldy! Possibly my favourite video of all time...

  • @DJbraum
    @DJbraum 2 года назад +7

    I can’t tell what’s more unbelievable: how many times this video has been recommended to me or how much I love it

  • @joerudy1893
    @joerudy1893 Год назад +2

    I gotta use this line at some point in life. Absolutely electric

  • @majlosz21
    @majlosz21 2 года назад +19

    This guy:
    I'm in charge.
    The devil:
    Do you feel in charge?

  • @simonreeves3229
    @simonreeves3229 2 года назад +115

    This is the best clip anywhere on youtube ive ever seen in my entire life 😂😂👌

    • @focusandefficiency9359
      @focusandefficiency9359 2 года назад +1

      True!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ktwine7994
      @ktwine7994 2 года назад +1

      Same, and I’ve watched a lot of RUclips 😂

    • @Bambim8
      @Bambim8 2 года назад +1

      Don't know if it's the best, but certainly in my top 10

    • @focusandefficiency9359
      @focusandefficiency9359 2 года назад +1

      @@Bambim8 Bollox. It's your number 1 too. Just tryna b cool. Lol

    • @Bambim8
      @Bambim8 2 года назад +2

      @@focusandefficiency9359 Right, sorry, I see my mistake now.

  • @КЛИН-е2з
    @КЛИН-е2з 9 месяцев назад +1

    "I think I'm in charge"
    *fails the double eight*
    *flexes anyway* 🗿

  • @tim.noonan
    @tim.noonan 2 года назад +6

    This is up there with ‘Who do you think you are? I AM!’
    Legendary confidence.

  • @mwag8138
    @mwag8138 2 года назад +9

    The fact he busted after that makes it 10 times funnier.

  • @mikeyswift2010
    @mikeyswift2010 Год назад +1

    “Cam on u cahnt.”
    Lmao.

  • @Trimethopimp
    @Trimethopimp 2 года назад +9

    I watch this every day just to feel alive.

  • @happyhero1985
    @happyhero1985 2 года назад +9

    He got two years in prison. I saw the news and had to watch this gem again

  • @punchlineking7217
    @punchlineking7217 Год назад

    6 days in a row i come back to this - for once thank you youtube for making my days.

  • @gddanielk8491
    @gddanielk8491 2 года назад +8

    This has made my morning of the 17th of March 2022

  • @focusandefficiency9359
    @focusandefficiency9359 2 года назад +74

    Whenever I feel down or need a laugh I come back and watch this! The former 2 time champion of the world coming up with the maddest lines ever heard anywhere, ever! 👍😂🤣🤣🤣Thank you Ted! You make me laugh so much every time!! Genius! My favourite sports moment ever!

  • @TiramisuMan
    @TiramisuMan Год назад +5

    He is truly one of the athletes of all time

  • @E.Humperdinck
    @E.Humperdinck 2 года назад +52

    His caricature of himself on the back of his jacket 😆

  • @dildobaggins8987
    @dildobaggins8987 2 года назад +57

    Me every time I choose to bet on anything

    • @penguinjay
      @penguinjay 2 года назад +1

      You celebrate the loss as well. YEAAAAAA BOIOOOOOIIII. CAAAAAAUNT

  • @cinimatics
    @cinimatics Год назад +2

    The fact he missed and still flexed it just a testament to the sheer amount of main character energy in play here.

  • @yourstrulyforever7
    @yourstrulyforever7 2 года назад +25

    the fact he celebrated after missing is priceless 😂😂😂 what a freaking beauty

    • @allaboutsboyzz4737
      @allaboutsboyzz4737 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/sMG1nlQi5bg/видео.html .

    • @ThomasWilliams89
      @ThomasWilliams89 2 года назад

      he wasn't celebrating at all. He was pissed off that why he said "fucking cunt". At least he didn't punch the darts board like one guy did.

  • @VaselineSandwichConnoisseur
    @VaselineSandwichConnoisseur 2 года назад +62

    And just like that, he claps and walks away, knowing that the real spectacle was his dialogue and debauchery, not his subpar darts throwing

  • @MrSandManGiveMeADream
    @MrSandManGiveMeADream Год назад +2

    the cutscene :
    the gameplay :

  • @mrchoochoohead9033
    @mrchoochoohead9033 2 года назад +18

    We have witnessed athleticism in its purest form

  • @Phernando5000
    @Phernando5000 2 года назад +10

    This and the Pete Webber "GOD DAMMIT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!" Bowling moment are some of the best sports moments in history.

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames Год назад +1

    Ted Hankey and Pete Weber would make a formiddable tag team.

  • @browngaymethodistjesuschri1361
    @browngaymethodistjesuschri1361 Год назад +5

    The fact he sounds like he’s straight out of a Guy Ritchie movie makes this so many times funnier

  • @8tothedeuce
    @8tothedeuce 2 года назад +14

    The almost eerie sound of the thud when the dart hits the board makes this clip so much better than it already is...

    • @ThomasWilliams89
      @ThomasWilliams89 2 года назад

      the best thing about watching darts on tv... the thud of the dart hitting the board.

  • @jacobs752
    @jacobs752 2 года назад +181

    Listening to this was like watching someone turn a knob that progressively changed the language from gibberish to English and then back to gibberish again.

    • @eternalproductions
      @eternalproductions 2 года назад +1

      Haha the american only speaks one language how original

    • @jacobs752
      @jacobs752 2 года назад

      @@eternalproductions what 0 pussy does to a MF

    • @tahmkench118
      @tahmkench118 2 года назад

      @@eternalproductions
      I think he was taking the piss over the guy's accents not the language but ok bro lmfao

    • @eternalproductions
      @eternalproductions 2 года назад

      @@tahmkench118 he's talking about the announcer guy you nut

  • @prodby511
    @prodby511 Год назад +2

    They gotta put him in the next gta 😂😂

  • @lazystrike6835
    @lazystrike6835 2 года назад +22

    If someone told me this is some scene from a Martin Scorsese movie, I would have believed without any problem

  • @BranGrizz
    @BranGrizz 2 года назад +6

    this had me on the edge of my seat

  • @joblohnny
    @joblohnny Год назад +1

    one of the most random youtube recommendations ever

  • @TheSunIsMyDestroyer
    @TheSunIsMyDestroyer 9 месяцев назад +2

    He looks like he can convince Gordon Ramsay that it's not raw.

  • @G92G
    @G92G 2 года назад +13

    I nearly forgot to watch this today

  • @CodaMission
    @CodaMission 2 года назад +38

    If you know darts, the impact of this line is soften by the fact that he didn't hit any of the spots he intends.
    "Do I fancy a double 12 or a double eight?"
    The wedges on a dartboard are numbered by points. The large portion of the 8 section garners 8 points. Hitting its inner circle is a triple 8. 24. The outer ring is a double 8. First shot hits a 9, second ALMOST gets a double eight, but he's outside. His third shot, to his credit, gets him the points he needs by a double 16.
    TL;DR he scored neither a double 12 or double 8.

    • @dlhawks
      @dlhawks 2 года назад

      Spoiler! Good info tho

    • @bostonholland3704
      @bostonholland3704 2 года назад +16

      @@dlhawks What do you mean spoiler? Its a 19 second video, and this is halfway down the comment section. If you see this before you see the video you aren't watching the video?

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 2 года назад

      I’m going to pretend I don’t know this

    • @CodaMission
      @CodaMission 2 года назад +1

      @@WhiteKnuckleRide512 Wish I could, too, bud

    • @-BuddyGuy
      @-BuddyGuy 2 года назад +5

      Do you know darts, really though? He needs 25 so that's either a 1 and a double 12 or a 9 and a double 8. You have to finish on a double, and you have to finish exactly to 0. The double 16 he hits gives him no score, this is called a bust. He's now back at 25 and the other guy gets another chance.

  • @EmbraceBoredom-pr7rt
    @EmbraceBoredom-pr7rt 8 месяцев назад +4

    Amazing he was only 16 years old here 👀

  • @Dr.MantisTobogganMD
    @Dr.MantisTobogganMD 2 года назад +13

    There was an internal struggle for this man’s soul, and he claimed it for himself.

  • @MisterGibbycrumbles
    @MisterGibbycrumbles 2 года назад +7

    And it looks like we have the answer....

  • @J9045hello
    @J9045hello Год назад +1

    dude im dyin rn, and ive already seen this like 10 times. Absolute gold