When I read this article today about what Obama really thought of T****, my first thought was that Stephen Colbert was going to have a field day with it. Didn't disappoint!
Boy I miss Obama. It was so jarring to go from my favourite president to the worlds most famous criminal. From a human being wih an actual soul to.. whatever Turmp is.
Dudes a war criminal. I seriously don't know how he sleeps at night. I still like him more than any other president in our lifetimes, but it's important to be critical of even those you agree with or like.
Please, lets make a petition to #keepevie on the LSSC. I will never tire of hearing her giggle at her husband in the background. I love her support of him and their obvious dear relationship. She is the bomb which only makes him funnier💜
YES! His remark about doing personal hygiene because you spend the day with The Love Of Your Life brought tears to my eyes, knowing he wouldn't say that if he hadn't done it himself throughout the pandemic, because of how he feels about Evie.
"Erupts into curses" is a sign of mental instability. Political Correctness is a form of polite facism. Keep your crying towel handy because they haven't found a crime in almost six years and President Trump is the most vetted man ever. The NY AG has changed his view point from civil to criminal on nothing to see. Liberals love Russia, Russia, Russia, and think talking to Putin is a crime but selling Putin our uranium for $145,000,000 deposited in the Clinton Money Laundering Foundation is not. Also lost in the Clinton Money Laundering Foundation was the $13 BILLION the clintons stole from the Haiti Disaster Relief Fund. www.amazon.com/Liberal-Mind-Psychological-Political-Madness/dp/0977956318/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_w=yid8O&pf_rd_p=38316967-9a6c-4cf3-acd3-6269fd389669&pf_rd_r=8BMBF3HGT7X2GR4VEG0P&pd_rd_r=3b800975-9514-4ae1-aedd-928a0c16b56e&pd_rd_wg=rWavm&ref_=pd_gw_ci_mcx_mr_hp_d
@@rmdlgarcia oh wow yall, it's a genuine Trumpette in the wild! No worries, they're mostly harmless, and it'll eventually crawl back into its mother's basement if you just ignore it. Make sure you don't slip in the slime trail.
@@MegaKat Lmao someone posts an entire paragraph outlining exactly why all y’all are stupid asf for believing every CNN headline out there is 100% unbiased fact. It’s not, anything you democrat voters read is tampered and changed for the exact reason of tricking people who can’t think for themself to get them to support a corrupt party, yet even after they post the facts u still think that your feelings decide whether or not ur right
Yes, everybody in the World should get one and wear it when necesito. My recent one... Texas wants to pass permitless gun carry. I need one of those shirts. Hope and reason Brazil 🇧🇷 is in the wind stay strong.
Weiselberg: "I am loyal. I will not flip." Stable Genius: "It was all Weiselberg! I did nothing! He's the one that's guilty and I'll say anything to proof it!" Weiselberg: "Wait what?" Feds: 😎
I've always said that Allen Weisselberg should have been subpoenaed by the Legislative Branch. His history with the Trump Org goes back to Daddy, Fred.
@mug wump _I don`t believe for a second that theres no better footage, so the question they need to address is why they`ve hidden it for so long._ Congratulations! You're the target demographic for such nonsense. I assume you also think that the election was stolen from... the lingering orange fart? :)
@@rysacroft People forget that the technology on fighter planes is decades old by the time they become operational. It takes a LONG time to get a plane from the drawing table to the sky. The cameras on, say, an F-16 or F-18 are likely from the 80s-90s.
@mug wump it's a radar image switching from one view type to a thermal one i believe. look it up, they're not crappy but i agree the video is shit for ufos. they do self tracking too i believe, if you look at the numbers in those specific ufo plane videos they illustrate the speed and altitude of the ufos, they do functional things but aren't designed specifically for viewing ufos. you can read some pretty interesting first accounts by numerous pilots.
It's much more refreshing than the somewhat artificial laughter of the audience. When the crew/his family laugh, it's usually at a really funny joke that deserves it.
It's funny, because I agree. But if you look at the shows he did right after lockdown, I thought he seemed stiff and uncomfortable without the energy from his audience, but like a true pro, he stuck to it and persevered. It'll be interesting to if there's any noticable difference once he's back on stage.
I miss the way Obama drone striked kids and broke deportation records Edit: I guess I'm the asshole for pointing this out. Not Obama for doing it. But me, because I said he did.
@@Nostradevus1 he murdered over 500,000 Americans by lying about Covid-19 and incited an insurrection when he lost the election. LEARN THE DEFINITION OF FALSE ALLEGATIONS YOU TWIT!
@@Nostradevus1 in all three cases that Stephen mentioned, the Republicans admitted that he really did those things. That it was all true. He did try and get the Russians help in the 2016 election. He did pressure the government of Ukraine to help him in the 2020 election. And he did attempt a coup against the US when he lost, by inciting an insurrection. The Republicans admitted this. They just voted against his impeachment anyway because they didn't care.
Omg- there were so many great jokes in this monologue that I watched it FOUR times in a row, laughing uproariously the whole way through. And I’m about to watch it again!!! GREAT STUFF- way to go writers, and Stephen was ON FIRE!🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️💯🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
#44 should have criminal charges brought against him for giving billions of dollars in cash to Iran terrorists who used it to kill Americans. #44 is a traitor. Colbert cozies up to #44.
@@sharongamble9854 ABSOULUTELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HE HAS THEM SUCKERED ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@robertdouglas8895 Please explain in detail how/why Colbert wants “blood to run in the streets”? That’s a pretty extreme idea, why are you surprised if people question you?
@@silvermainecoons3269 I'm not surprised. People hate Trump because they think he is a racist. Last year lots of people were destroying cities and attacking cops because they thought the cops and people that owned the buildings were racists (plus it was a chance to loot stores) It's still happening but you won't see it on msm.
The real issue is not Trump; the real issue is: If we do a real forensic audit of the 2020 election in every electoral precinct in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia could the democrats prove that no fraud was committed in the election and that we people in office through fraudulent means?
@@relating WHY just those states and WHY only the 2010 election. If we have an audit of swing states in 2020, we should also and definitely have an audit for 2016. Afterall, your golden statue did say the 2016 election was going to be rigged. Clearly, based upon your comment, 2016 needs auditing
@@relating @Danielle Hartnell lol here's what jack seller said "I believe the 2020 elections were run with integrity. Maricopa County conducted two extensive and independent audits of the 2020 General Election in February. They showed no evidence of equipment malfunction or foul play." @2 Thessalonians 2:7 there have been multiple recounts and audits in other states like in Georgia and Michigan, but hey keep crying. @2 Thessalonians 2:7 "election fraud"? Rudy said in COURT it's NOT about voter fraud and powell said that nobody in their right mind would have taken her seriously so.....
As one of the 35 year old kids who knew taxes were due Monday and had them done a week early...I feel seen and called out at once. Because I’m 33. Two years ahead, baby!
The t-shirt joke got me. I mean how many times do we bother getting our hopes up? There's obviously a different set of rules for the wealthy scam artists of the world.
"Aliens really disappointed in our roller coasters." I got a good laugh out of that one. They would probably be real disappointed in our laser tag too!
I have a sneaking suspicion they'd be very disappointed when they arrived. "We drove all the way out to the 'sticks for this crap!?! They still walk on feet and communicate with mouths & thumbs! This planet is stuck in the stone age!"
I was thinking mortified. Imagine you're trying to enjoy a simple human game some of the locals told you about so you go to the specified location, sign up and it turns out to be some kind of survival of the fittest hunger game where children try to murder each other (and you) with strange laser weapons.
The real issue is not Trump; the real issue is: If we do a real forensic audit of the 2020 election in every electoral precinct in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia could the democrats prove that no fraud was committed in the election and that we people in office through fraudulent means?
My all time favorite advertising failure slogan (that everyone but the executives and advertising department knew would be disastrous) : We May Be The Only Telephone Company In Town But We Try Not To Act Like It. At a time when telephone companies, all telephone companies, were hated worldwide on a massive scale.
Justice in America is treated like any other commodity. It is bought and sold, The only difference is the price. And how much Justice can Trump afford to buy.
@@jerrywalz9056 Like anything else at the wealthy and influential end of society, it's about who you know rather than what you've done. Look how long high society stuck with Jeffrey Epstein before suddenly declaring that no-one really knew him and no-one ever much liked him and no-one really had a clue and isn't it oh so horrible, yah?
4:14 "......seen here enjoying a game of fetch" THAT has to be one of the best zingers ever! I especially like how he is "enjoying" that game while sporting a despondent, 1,000 yard stare.
Be careful of bruising your Millenials. One time i got hit in the Millenials so hard i had to go get an emergency quadruple Millenial procedure which involved drinking a shit ton of pumpkin lattes and tweeting about an egg.
@shane marshall The way to peace is to have charity toward others instead of attack them. There are those who make fun of Biden's inability to speak and organize his thoughts. To look at his speeches that inabiity is clear. To have charity is to see him as healed and wise and doing the right thing. Trump clearly has trouble thinking he is above the law. To have charity is to see him as working with the law to better it and follow it instead of going against it. When we look at the past, it's easy to find fault and doing so seems to make a person happier because it projects one's own weaknesses outside of themselves seemingly making them innocent. Charity and forgiveness go hand in hand.
@shane marshall Personality-wise I agree that Trump was far from my hero but He did get some things done that Biden doesn't even want to do like keep millions from coming over the border illegally and Biden's plan to support Iran encouraged Hamas to bomb the hell out of Israelis with Iranian bombs. Focusing on ending oil production and putting billions into electric cars is also silly at this time. No one has proven to me that humans change the CO2 levels enough and that changes the climate but sun flares and volcanoes can do that. Dividing people by race is also a poor idea. Sometimes the most abrasive people have the better ideas. So personality is not always the best way to choose a President.
Covid-45 was/is NEVER a conservative only a Dem all his life! But he did three things to convince Repugnicans that he might be by using S.O.P of a 'RINO' playbook: 1. Made a public announcement that HE WAS a repugnican...(raised some eyebrows, turned some heads) 2: Said many derisive things about/against Dems and ANYBODY ELSE!..(created smiles, turned more heads) then...3: disagreed with ANY policies of Dems - past, present or future! Bingo Jack! Repugnicans said "He's OUR man!" Limbaugh once said after Tramps election, "Trump was Obama's legacy!".. meaning America was SO upset, hated Obama that they would, basically, even elect an incompetent, arrogant and corruptive person like Trump out of sheer revenge on Dems. They, actually, appeased their anger but, ironically, Obama (good person of character) was Tramps (bad character) legacy!! Ciao for now, y'all!
@@foolmenow00 The Onion predicted it succinctly "After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016" ruclips.net/video/jjonGtrCyVE/видео.html
It's hilarious the way Stephen strung together the various cuss words President Obama, allegedly, called djt. What great laughs! Stephen, you and your team arr priceless. You're helping keep us sane in this madness. Don't stop! We need you.
It shocks me how soothing and enjoyable I find it when late night show hosts and/or Obama swear a blue streak when it comes to Trump. It just makes me as giddy as a second grader hearing his teacher say the word “butts” every time.
The real issue is not Trump; the real issue is: If we do a real forensic audit of the 2020 election in every electoral precinct in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia could the democrats prove that no fraud was committed in the election and that we people in office through fraudulent means?
@@relating I think you commented on the wrong thing. Also, next time when the GQP hires a Fraudit team of "Expert Cyber Ninjas", they should make sure they understand how RAID10 works, and how to configure their own $50 "off the shelf" partition recovery software R-Studio. Arizona is a very hilarious case because of all the split-ticketing, that gave GQP Quazies a mandate to investigate the very election that kept them in their seats (or got them new seats like the Maricopa County Recorder's Office). The Lord died once of people's sins. I haven't seen humanity gain an "extra life" on all the sinning we keep doing. "A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who breathes out lies will perish." Proverbs 19:9
Every time I see a picture of Suburban Rambo and his dog Karen, I just shake my head. Nothing says "I'm white, privileged and FIERCE!" than a pink polo shirt and faded khakis.
@@2d_enjoyer is it this? I cant belive the comments are about some orange fart jokes while there is pretty solid evidence of physics challenging entitys, human or otherwise. I mean somebody apparently has the tech to destroy every fighter jet, nuke and power plant whitout the greatest military being abel to do much. But hey a criminal is being investigated and insert fart joke...
@@inotaarto8719 it’s simple, that orange farts crimes can distract us, so that they can slowly say hey we saw something and we don’t know what it is, and not many care
This is the perfect time to introduce it to the greater human population to be fair... I mean we're so busy dealing with a plague and corruption... whos really going to stop to think about what this really means... if they are literally coming out with this information willingly... imagine how much more is classified still
U stands for Unidentified, not OMG ALIEN. There will always be observations that can't be immediately identified. Sheesh, this shouldn't be in the news AT ALL.
Aliens have been here for years but they still can't believe how stupid humanity is.That's why they haven't made contact,they don't want to get infected.
Or... This is just the US army testing advanced technology that they don't want people to know about and that only people that are part of the project can know about the existence, just like they did in area 51 with the U-2 spy plane One of the sources: www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-23731759.amp A quick Google search gives you amny trustworthy news and scientific websites reporting on this.
@@NankitaBR They release these crappy videos every couple years to give the conspiracy theorists something to focus on, other than what the military is actually doing. The people whose full time job it is to watch the sky say it's dead out there and Earth is an anomaly.
@@elvis1745 Gritty is the Philadelphia Flyers' mascot. He's a big, orange, hairy monster; imagining him as a big, orange *hairless* monster is, well, pretty horrific...
Riiiight... Any intelligent lifeforms smart enough to cross interstellar distances would be plenty smart enough to avoid this dumpster-fire of a planet.
Well.. considering the Republicans would be the first ones to try nailing Jesus to a stick if he came back today, preaching all his "Be nice to each other", "Be a good steward of the planet" and "Turn the other cheek" hippy-dippy stuff... McCloskey seems pretty much in lock-step with the GOP with that slogan.
That's what I'm sayin'! They would NOT be a fan of the "give up your riches or go to Hell" guy if he came back. Especially if he's still a middle eastern immigrant this time...
@@thekillerorc7824 He sure did!! Don't know what "Fight, fight fight" and "trial by combat" , courtesy of Rudy, mean to you but it was plain speaking talk to me and to everyone else who chanted "hang Mike Pence". Stop deluding yourself - it was an insurection and even Tucker is calling for another one now.
we've been hoping against hope that these corrupt liars will finally get the proper justice. esp now he hasn't got Barr to bail him out. Or his spineless administration.
Republicans: "We should investigate the black lives matter protests" Also Republicans: "We threatened black lives matter protesters with guns" You know what? I agree for once Republicans, that does sound worth investigating.
@@trainingxtrish Nope. I had absolutely no idea what that was supposed to be about. Still don't. "Wrap," you say? :) OK, OK, I've heard of "rap." But that's about all I know about it. Heh, heh. In my defense, I never listen to music, anyway. The first thing I do when I play a new computer game is to turn off the music. So, I'm definitely the wrong person to get any jokes about music - at least, music in the past couple of decades, at least. (Yeah, I was young once. I think...)
"Before didn't cost him any money", like the legal fees he ghosted on when he broke up with Gulliani. Yeah if you don't pay someone I guess it doesn't cost money.
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When I read this article today about what Obama really thought of T****, my first thought was that Stephen Colbert was going to have a field day with it. Didn't disappoint!
Boy I miss Obama. It was so jarring to go from my favourite president to the worlds most famous criminal. From a human being wih an actual soul to.. whatever Turmp is.
@N Gonzales Wow... 19th of May 2021 Bot says what?
@N Gonzales cry, baby. Cry.
@@ishabiswas8224 He was born 8AM Pacific Time today. He's a troll. Every response he gets, he makes money. So don't. ☺
What??? Who that? Is that u Willus?
The BEST part of this Colbert Show COVID format is Evie giggling in the background. 😊🌸
Dude his laugh is so funny 😆
@@post-maskparty8364 I think Evie is his wife!
and the terrible ratings
Barack, my man. I have even more respect for you than I did yesterday, i didn't even think it was possible.... Damn..
Ikr!!!
Read his recent book ‘A Promised Land’. It’s fabulous.😃👍🏾👍🏾
@@Dan-nt2yb - All his books are good. He's a good writer.
Dudes a war criminal. I seriously don't know how he sleeps at night.
I still like him more than any other president in our lifetimes, but it's important to be critical of even those you agree with or like.
Lingering Orange 💨 Fart....🤣😂😅💨💨💨🙏
"Its 2nd impeachment time this time we are not wasting our time" I was in tears your hilarious 😆🤣
OMG! I loved his expression after all reporters said the same thing.
Yeah it was a great bit
Props to the editors who put all that video together. Gold Jerry, GOLD!
Totally cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please, lets make a petition to #keepevie on the LSSC. I will never tire of hearing her giggle at her husband in the background. I love her support of him and their obvious dear relationship. She is the bomb which only makes him funnier💜
I’m in!
YES!
His remark about doing personal hygiene because you spend the day with The Love Of Your Life brought tears to my eyes, knowing he wouldn't say that if he hadn't done it himself throughout the pandemic, because of how he feels about Evie.
I’m in. Love Evie ❤️ that giggle is genuine.
"Kevin McCarthy seen here enjoying a game of fetch"...ouch! Beer burns when it's coming out my nose!!!
so does Jim Beam! but it was worth it
I inadvertently inhaled the cheese I was eating 😂
True dat.
I'm so glad that I'm not the only normally polite person who erupts into curses when speaking of the madman.
You're not. 😂I've been doing that for five years. It is the only way I've kept my sanity...I think. 🙃
"Erupts into curses" is a sign of mental instability. Political Correctness is a form of polite facism. Keep your crying towel handy because they haven't found a crime in almost six years and President Trump is the most vetted man ever. The NY AG has changed his view point from civil to criminal on nothing to see. Liberals love Russia, Russia, Russia, and think talking to Putin is a crime but selling Putin our uranium for $145,000,000 deposited in the Clinton Money Laundering Foundation is not. Also lost in the Clinton Money Laundering Foundation was the $13 BILLION the clintons stole from the Haiti Disaster Relief Fund.
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@@rmdlgarcia oh wow yall, it's a genuine Trumpette in the wild! No worries, they're mostly harmless, and it'll eventually crawl back into its mother's basement if you just ignore it. Make sure you don't slip in the slime trail.
Biden?
@@MegaKat Lmao someone posts an entire paragraph outlining exactly why all y’all are stupid asf for believing every CNN headline out there is 100% unbiased fact. It’s not, anything you democrat voters read is tampered and changed for the exact reason of tricking people who can’t think for themself to get them to support a corrupt party, yet even after they post the facts u still think that your feelings decide whether or not ur right
Can someone please ship some of these "It's impeachment time" tshirts for Brazil? We really need those...
Sending my best wishes to the poor, suffering citizens of Brazil.
I sincerely hope that you guys get out of your current situation fast, sending love
I have so much sympathy for you guys. I genuinely hope for better days ahead without the dictator🙏🏻
Please! We need it!
Yes, everybody in the World should get one and wear it when necesito.
My recent one...
Texas wants to pass permitless gun carry.
I need one of those shirts.
Hope and reason Brazil 🇧🇷 is in the wind stay strong.
'The lingering orange fart'. and' former guy' , my current faves.
Love it. Going to start using it.
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The Obama ones killed me
"Screaming Carrot Demon."
In Britain a trump is a fart.
Referring to 45 as a "lingering orange fart" is a deep insult to farts the world over.
and oranges. Oranges are a nice fruit
And we don't want offended farts lingering; they might make a stink.
He would be the "runny green baby poo + deviled eggs" crop dusted in a crowded room.
Lmao but it's funny as hell
@@Brett_S_420 I just threw up in my mouth thanks for the visual I see a green fog slowly rolling through a crowded room at Mar-a-largo
I don't think we'll be needing Luther the Anger Translator anymore.😳
True!!! 😅😅😅
Poor Luther, it's a tough time to be unemployed.
......tRump to his accountants; "I just need you to make 11,780 financial records disappear.."
😂😂😂
Ryan? Ryan you still there? Can you swap the ballets with the financial records Ryan? So I can win and not go to jail... Ryan?
😅😅😅
“On it. I know a guy. In Arizona. He does this thing with chickens - don’t ask.”
They want Trump to pay for ANDREW Cuomo defense fund...all ny taxpayers have to.
Weiselberg: "I am loyal. I will not flip."
Stable Genius: "It was all Weiselberg! I did nothing! He's the one that's guilty and I'll say anything to proof it!"
Weiselberg: "Wait what?"
Feds: 😎
I've always said that Allen Weisselberg should have been subpoenaed by the Legislative Branch. His history with the Trump Org goes back to Daddy, Fred.
But like. That is Trump in a nutshell, though. He demands loyalty, but offers none
Weiselberg family’s upcoming itinerary: …………..🦗………..🦗………….
@Gen M The “Stable Genius” may have hardly knew Weiselberg, but Weiselberg surely knows a lot about the “Stable Genius”
Cohen said today he believes Trump will flip on all of them..
That "Civil to criminal" sequence was very Daily Show-esque.
Cause John Stewart wrote the new emergency script from under that table.
" I want my teeth to be so white, I want a policeman calling them 'Sir'."
I want my coffee to be so black, a policeman will ask it to 'Step outside of the vehicle please'
😆😄😆 Damn
@Sky426 Cok I'm black. We can do self deprecatory humour too you know
@Sky426 Cok It was a joke...
‘Every day for at least two years and nobody thought to take a decent camera’ is actually a very valid point the USAF might want to address.
Buy a web-cam from eBay for $5. Buy a web-cam from and it will cost $50,000!
Sad but true :(
@mug wump
_I don`t believe for a second that theres no better footage, so the question they need to address is why they`ve hidden it for so long._
Congratulations! You're the target demographic for such nonsense. I assume you also think that the election was stolen from... the lingering orange fart? :)
@@rysacroft People forget that the technology on fighter planes is decades old by the time they become operational. It takes a LONG time to get a plane from the drawing table to the sky. The cameras on, say, an F-16 or F-18 are likely from the 80s-90s.
@mug wump it's a radar image switching from one view type to a thermal one i believe. look it up, they're not crappy but i agree the video is shit for ufos. they do self tracking too i believe, if you look at the numbers in those specific ufo plane videos they illustrate the speed and altitude of the ufos, they do functional things but aren't designed specifically for viewing ufos. you can read some pretty interesting first accounts by numerous pilots.
The USAF is. Mostly by making fun of the Navy even more than usual since they're where this stuff is coming from.
Before he was banned from social media... I called 45 Cheeto von Tweeto.
@N Gonzales Clean up of the toxic and hazardous waste on aisle 45!
@N Gonzales Yeah.. I could make a career of tearing you apart comically. 🤣
🤣😂😂😂 that's perfect!
😩🤣
I was always partial to Mango Unchained.
I wish he’d keep this format. His family laughing in the background is everything!
That's his camera/sound crew, not his family. You see them in some of the other shows
@@angelitabecerra Don't forget his wife, she's there.
It's much more refreshing than the somewhat artificial laughter of the audience.
When the crew/his family laugh, it's usually at a really funny joke that deserves it.
I'm with you, 💯! These pandemic Zoom-style shows are much better! Intimate, loose, just raw, and better!
It's funny, because I agree. But if you look at the shows he did right after lockdown, I thought he seemed stiff and uncomfortable without the energy from his audience, but like a true pro, he stuck to it and persevered. It'll be interesting to if there's any noticable difference once he's back on stage.
Thanku Stephen for never mentioning his name.... really, THANKU 😘
Does Tucker have any other facial expression other than “dog that’s confused that you threw the ball”
Yes,he sometimes has "Cat that smelled another Cats ass ,face" & I'd like to apologize to all Cat's for the analogy
@@leroyjenkinz9791 Good one!
"Male Karen who can't figure out his kid's third grade math homework and is sure this is someone else's fault"
That was so right On the money.
"That fart felt a little wet" face
The Obama impressions of his cussing killed me
I miss the way Obama drone striked kids and broke deportation records
Edit: I guess I'm the asshole for pointing this out. Not Obama for doing it. But me, because I said he did.
@@MasterJoeKerr Oh, look, it's a no-content troll. What a f***ing surprise. 🙄🤖🖕
@@MasterJoeKerr ...oh, master... when was the last time someone hugged you?
@@MasterJoeKerr awww cheer up little guy. btw, does your head feel full with Obama up there?
3:15 So, Obama _doesn't_ need an anger translator after all? How about that!
Looks like Eric will get to live up to his family nickname "The human shield" after all!
Ahh, so it's not "The Panty Shield".
Glad to see you back New Message, missed ya buddy!
@@thearmchairjournalist566 I was gone? News to me.
The human torched
The Under The Busboy
"I want my teeth to be so white that police men call them 'sir!'" - Best joke ever.
I’m
Lame joke
The policemen should be calling you " sir" . THEY WORK FOR YOU. Sometimes you have to remind them of that!!!! MUCH LOVE 💕 😘
I really hope this time we got him. Because it’s about time that he’s brought to justice.
Don't hold your breath. The US is not exactly the land of justice
@@TykusBalrog Or maybe it is, and that’s why all the false allegations in the world won’t stick.
@@Nostradevus1 he murdered over 500,000 Americans by lying about Covid-19 and incited an insurrection when he lost the election. LEARN THE DEFINITION OF FALSE ALLEGATIONS YOU TWIT!
He'll get fined and bailed out by his wall licking birther cult. Just feel lucky Chauvin didn't walk.
@@Nostradevus1 in all three cases that Stephen mentioned, the Republicans admitted that he really did those things. That it was all true.
He did try and get the Russians help in the 2016 election. He did pressure the government of Ukraine to help him in the 2020 election. And he did attempt a coup against the US when he lost, by inciting an insurrection.
The Republicans admitted this. They just voted against his impeachment anyway because they didn't care.
Donnie: Trump Organization? Never heard of it. I think they supplied us with coffee once or twice.
lol, wait wut
Remember Coffee Boy? LOL
Don’t you mean covfefe? 😉
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The best comment ever😂
Omg- there were so many great jokes in this monologue that I watched it FOUR times in a row, laughing uproariously the whole way through. And I’m about to watch it again!!! GREAT STUFF- way to go writers, and Stephen was ON FIRE!🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️💯🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Obama didn’t say anything every other sane person on the daily said for 4 years.
Also,I salute your white teeth sir! 😃
#44 should have criminal charges brought against him for giving billions of dollars in cash to Iran terrorists who used it to kill Americans. #44 is a traitor. Colbert cozies up to #44.
@@sharongamble9854 ABSOULUTELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HE HAS THEM SUCKERED ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@sharongamble9854 He gave them THIER money back that was held since the late 70's. Did not cost U.S one dime.
"Lingering orange fart" is one of the best ones so far! I'm still laughing.
Justifying anger is contagious, but Colbert doesn't care if blood runs in the street.
@@robertdouglas8895 But Trump does?? Give me a break...🙄
I was addressing an error of Colbert. I have to give equal time to Trump errors for you to listen to what I say?
@@robertdouglas8895 Please explain in detail how/why Colbert wants “blood to run in the streets”? That’s a pretty extreme idea, why are you surprised if people question you?
@@silvermainecoons3269 I'm not surprised. People hate Trump because they think he is a racist. Last year lots of people were destroying cities and attacking cops because they thought the cops and people that owned the buildings were racists (plus it was a chance to loot stores) It's still happening but you won't see it on msm.
"I want my teeth so white that policemen call them 'Sir'"....is so accurate it hurts like a smack in the face
The real issue is not Trump; the real issue is: If we do a real forensic audit of the 2020 election in every electoral precinct in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia could the democrats prove that no fraud was committed in the election and that we people in office through fraudulent means?
@@relating Be honest, your still not going to believe it unless it true. If they found nothing, you people will go on talking about how it was hidden.
@@relating WHY just those states and WHY only the 2010 election. If we have an audit of swing states in 2020, we should also and definitely have an audit for 2016. Afterall, your golden statue did say the 2016 election was going to be rigged. Clearly, based upon your comment, 2016 needs auditing
@@relating @Danielle Hartnell lol here's what jack seller said "I believe the 2020 elections were run with integrity. Maricopa County conducted two extensive and independent audits of the 2020 General Election in February. They showed no evidence of equipment malfunction or foul play." @2 Thessalonians 2:7 there have been multiple recounts and audits in other states like in Georgia and Michigan, but hey keep crying. @2 Thessalonians 2:7 "election fraud"? Rudy said in COURT it's NOT about voter fraud and powell said that nobody in their right mind would have taken her seriously so.....
As one of the 35 year old kids who knew taxes were due Monday and had them done a week early...I feel seen and called out at once. Because I’m 33. Two years ahead, baby!
Same here at 23. I'm way ahead of the game!
I almost didn't make procrastinated my electronic signature till an 1 hr before deadline.
@@Gerikit lol oh no!! I did that last year 😂
@Gen M I did. I whipped, and I nay nayed.
Oops !
The t-shirt joke got me. I mean how many times do we bother getting our hopes up? There's obviously a different set of rules for the wealthy scam artists of the world.
That was true a hundred years ago and it is still true today. Send money, guns and lawyers and I will be OK! Sad, K
They're only wealthy when you're not looking. Sooo...
"Aliens really disappointed in our roller coasters."
I got a good laugh out of that one.
They would probably be real disappointed in our laser tag too!
I have a sneaking suspicion they'd be very disappointed when they arrived.
"We drove all the way out to the 'sticks for this crap!?! They still walk on feet and communicate with mouths & thumbs! This planet is stuck in the stone age!"
His arms crossed in bitter disappointment hahahaha lol
Reminds me of the X-Files episode where a human pilot says that, after flying a UFO, sex seems pointless.
I was thinking mortified. Imagine you're trying to enjoy a simple human game some of the locals told you about so you go to the specified location, sign up and it turns out to be some kind of survival of the fittest hunger game where children try to murder each other (and you) with strange laser weapons.
You had me at criminal charges.
The real issue is not Trump; the real issue is: If we do a real forensic audit of the 2020 election in every electoral precinct in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia could the democrats prove that no fraud was committed in the election and that we people in office through fraudulent means?
"Lingering Orange 🍊 Fart" - best aka so far 🤣😂🤣
Wow, whoopie cushions must still be hilarious to you. Are you 8 years old?
What about “Baby Cheesus”?
@@Lestalad1961 : It's actually fitting because the cultists see him as the messiah.
@@Bloory100 However old he may be I’ll guarantee he doesn’t need “Do not drink” warnings on Clorox bottles.
He looks like he farts a lot.
holy shit, the @obama tweet #hewhoshallbenamed captions are killing me lolololol
Colbert's t-shirts remind of the ones kmart corp had us wearing that said 'we're not going anywhere' just months before they closed our store.
You have hedge funds to thank for that. You got the Sears treatment.
I remember those commercials!
Wonder what happened?
I miss Kmart. It was a reasonably sized, non-exhausting place to shop, with decent prices.
My all time favorite advertising failure slogan (that everyone but the executives and advertising department knew would be disastrous) : We May Be The Only Telephone Company In Town But We Try Not To Act Like It.
At a time when telephone companies, all telephone companies, were hated worldwide on a massive scale.
How many times has this clown faced overwhelming evidence of his crimes and just walked away? Can we have some justice now please?!
The game is rigged. He will never do time. : (
Justice in America is treated like any other commodity. It is bought and sold, The only difference is the price. And how much Justice can Trump afford to buy.
There was never any overwhelming evidence against him , it's all media hype because you hate Trump.
@@nzbrotrev9028 🤣
@@jerrywalz9056 Like anything else at the wealthy and influential end of society, it's about who you know rather than what you've done. Look how long high society stuck with Jeffrey Epstein before suddenly declaring that no-one really knew him and no-one ever much liked him and no-one really had a clue and isn't it oh so horrible, yah?
"...And not another porn star he paid off...." Comedy gold.
4:14 "......seen here enjoying a game of fetch"
THAT has to be one of the best zingers ever! I especially like how he is "enjoying" that game while sporting a despondent, 1,000 yard stare.
That "whip-naenae" joke hit me right in my Millenials.
Be careful of bruising your Millenials. One time i got hit in the Millenials so hard i had to go get an emergency quadruple Millenial procedure which involved drinking a shit ton of pumpkin lattes and tweeting about an egg.
@@Pulang_Diwa you guys are brilliant.
I'm 33 and that joke was WAY too young for me.
Yes don’t
Remind me
@@adde9506 yep that song sucked ...
"The lingering orange fart!" OMG! Hilarious!
Justifying anger is contagious, but Colbert doesn't care if blood runs in the street.
@shane marshall Because it's angry and divisive. It's only "funny" to people who are the same.It's an attack and revenge.
@shane marshall The way to peace is to have charity toward others instead of attack them. There are those who make fun of Biden's inability to speak and organize his thoughts. To look at his speeches that inabiity is clear. To have charity is to see him as healed and wise and doing the right thing.
Trump clearly has trouble thinking he is above the law. To have charity is to see him as working with the law to better it and follow it instead of going against it. When we look at the past, it's easy to find fault and doing so seems to make a person happier because it projects one's own weaknesses outside of themselves seemingly making them innocent. Charity and forgiveness go hand in hand.
@@robertdouglas8895 Go ahead and preach your "way to peace" to the followers of the Orange Fart. See if you get anything out of them.
@shane marshall Personality-wise I agree that Trump was far from my hero but He did get some things done that Biden doesn't even want to do like keep millions from coming over the border illegally and Biden's plan to support Iran encouraged Hamas to bomb the hell out of Israelis with Iranian bombs. Focusing on ending oil production and putting billions into electric cars is also silly at this time. No one has proven to me that humans change the CO2 levels enough and that changes the climate but sun flares and volcanoes can do that. Dividing people by race is also a poor idea. Sometimes the most abrasive people have the better ideas. So personality is not always the best way to choose a President.
How can any "CONSERVATIVE " like Trump? That has shocked me since day one!
Covid-45 was/is NEVER a conservative only a Dem all his life! But he did three things to convince Repugnicans that he might be by using S.O.P of a 'RINO' playbook: 1. Made a public announcement that HE WAS a repugnican...(raised some eyebrows, turned some heads) 2: Said many derisive things about/against Dems and ANYBODY ELSE!..(created smiles, turned more heads) then...3: disagreed with ANY policies of Dems - past, present or future! Bingo Jack! Repugnicans said "He's OUR man!" Limbaugh once said after Tramps election, "Trump was Obama's legacy!".. meaning America was SO upset, hated Obama that they would, basically, even elect an incompetent, arrogant and corruptive person like Trump out of sheer revenge on Dems. They, actually, appeased their anger but, ironically, Obama (good person of character) was Tramps (bad character) legacy!! Ciao for now, y'all!
"THAT'S WHY THEY CALL TRUMP DITTO HEADS, DITTO-HEADS WHO FOLLOW HIM LOCK, STOCK & BARREL INTO AN UNLAWFUL INSURRECTION!"
M O N E Y
"cuz he aint a lib"
@@foolmenow00 The Onion predicted it succinctly "After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016" ruclips.net/video/jjonGtrCyVE/видео.html
The title of this vid gives me serotonin... it’s tantalizing!
gave me a DOH!-pamine rush.
I don’t know how I feel about Stephen knowing I’m 35... and that I did indeed fill out my taxes...
Why can I hear him overpronouncing your name?!
@@thrashandburn10221 lol if it's less common and more than 3 syllables, Stephen will over-enunciate. Just his thing.
Hah! Jokes on him! I’m fifty…
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I'm 32 and I definitely did my taxes on monday.
Damn, when he said cause you’re 35. I was like yeah you 35 yr olds. Then I realized I’m 35 who thought I was 23 🤭
I'm 43 thinking I'm still 25 lol
@@sabi2121 Yep, I'm a fortysomething who's just all smug AARP hasn't sent me mail......yet.
@@cinne2135 😆
Starting with 30 years old, time stops to have any meaning.
Happens to best of us. I keep looking at that person in the mirror going how do you have an almost teenager!?
It's hilarious the way Stephen strung together the various cuss words President Obama, allegedly, called djt. What great laughs! Stephen, you and your team arr priceless. You're helping keep us sane in this madness. Don't stop! We need you.
"Spam Rambo and The Hamburglaress" is the sitcom I both need and want
Spambo!
MUST-SEE TV right there!! I'm all in!!😄😄
That was gooooooood!
"The Lingering Orange Fart" HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thank you! You made my day!
It shocks me how soothing and enjoyable I find it when late night show hosts and/or Obama swear a blue streak when it comes to Trump. It just makes me as giddy as a second grader hearing his teacher say the word “butts” every time.
Not enough praise is given to the writers and editors. I live for this show. I died laughing by 3 minutes in
Wait, how are you typing comments?
Does the afterlife have wifi now?
AAAHHHHH A GHOST!!! 👻
@@ickiemickie Ruh roh
@@telectronix1368 he typed this preemptively.
The truth is: one who lives for this show has no life at all. It's sad and pathetic, actually.
“I want me teeth to be so white, that policemen call them sir” hahahahahahaha
I think that was my favorite line 🤣🤣
That one got me
of course it wouldn't be Colbert without race baiting
@@joejacko1587 cry more
@@thl205 What an intelligent argument.
I hope we aren’t getting our hopes up again. Pray it sticks and they all go away for a long time.
Yeah, how has that been working out so far?
I am so sick of the dancing around playing footsie with trump .. HE is guilty of multiple felonies.. pick one.. indict him already !
Ah. So you have airtight evidence that will stand up in a court of law?
@@ValerieJNorse Yup, for "individual one".
@N Gonzales Money keeps him out of jail. So far.
Exactly ! Throw his Ass in prison already.
@N Gonzales nice whataboutism
I love this show!!! I love hearing the crew laugh it up. Keep it up Colbert!!
As our Lord said, "I was a stranger, and you threatened to 'blow my f'in' head off.'"
The real issue is not Trump; the real issue is: If we do a real forensic audit of the 2020 election in every electoral precinct in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia could the democrats prove that no fraud was committed in the election and that we people in office through fraudulent means?
@@relating the real issue is that your copy & paste is lazy. 😂
@@relating I think you commented on the wrong thing. Also, next time when the GQP hires a Fraudit team of "Expert Cyber Ninjas", they should make sure they understand how RAID10 works, and how to configure their own $50 "off the shelf" partition recovery software R-Studio. Arizona is a very hilarious case because of all the split-ticketing, that gave GQP Quazies a mandate to investigate the very election that kept them in their seats (or got them new seats like the Maricopa County Recorder's Office).
The Lord died once of people's sins. I haven't seen humanity gain an "extra life" on all the sinning we keep doing. "A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who breathes out lies will perish." Proverbs 19:9
@@relating totally non sequiter cut and paste, my guess is you’ve shitposted this ignorant nonsense 100 times already
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"Spam Rambo and the Hamburgleress". OMG I'm rolling on the floor Stephen
Every time I see a picture of Suburban Rambo and his dog Karen, I just shake my head. Nothing says "I'm white, privileged and FIERCE!" than a pink polo shirt and faded khakis.
Tucker’s expression is buying the whole story.
@@MR-TNISNE1 He looks like he has something stuck up his bum, all the time.
@@MTMF.london no wonder he’s upset all the time. 😂
I laughing so hard I peed my pants and it’s ok.
6:10 Saint Louis attorney Mark Mcloskey seen here in his 2 person show Spam Rambo and the Hambugleress. 😂
"That joke is for the kids out there...who are now 35." Too true too true!🤣
"I wish God was still alive to see this."
- - Homer J Simpson
Haw haw
Homer must be a Nine Inch Nails fan. 😁
("Your God is dead, and no one cares...")
Oh f¿ck best comment I've read since forever👍🏻🤣👍🏻 well done! Thanks.
@N Gonzales where have you been ?
"I'm just happy l didn't live to see this." ~ Prof. Farnsworth
We live in such weird times that the US military admitting UFOs are real and seen all the time isn't even major news.
I think maybe because most of us kinda assumed they knew about them.
@@2d_enjoyer is it this?
I cant belive the comments are about some orange fart jokes while there is pretty solid evidence of physics challenging entitys, human or otherwise.
I mean somebody apparently has the tech to destroy every fighter jet, nuke and power plant whitout the greatest military being abel to do much.
But hey a criminal is being investigated and insert fart joke...
@@inotaarto8719 it’s simple, that orange farts crimes can distract us, so that they can slowly say hey we saw something and we don’t know what it is, and not many care
This is the perfect time to introduce it to the greater human population to be fair... I mean we're so busy dealing with a plague and corruption... whos really going to stop to think about what this really means... if they are literally coming out with this information willingly... imagine how much more is classified still
U stands for Unidentified, not OMG ALIEN. There will always be observations that can't be immediately identified. Sheesh, this shouldn't be in the news AT ALL.
I'm glad they're making it public so no investigators start 'disappearing.'
Aliens have been here for years but they still can't believe how stupid humanity is.That's why they haven't made contact,they don't want to get infected.
@@alex35agm I bet they watch us like a reality tv show
Or... This is just the US army testing advanced technology that they don't want people to know about and that only people that are part of the project can know about the existence, just like they did in area 51 with the U-2 spy plane
One of the sources: www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-23731759.amp
A quick Google search gives you amny trustworthy news and scientific websites reporting on this.
@@NankitaBR They release these crappy videos every couple years to give the conspiracy theorists something to focus on, other than what the military is actually doing. The people whose full time job it is to watch the sky say it's dead out there and Earth is an anomaly.
@@NankitaBR Why are you making so much goddamn sense and bursting people's delusional bubbles?
“Waxed Gritty”
I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
Yes, lots of these "outsourced" nicknames have been good, but that one... *chef's kiss* perfectissimo!
Care to explain, please? I don't get the reference
@@elvis1745 Gritty is the Philadelphia Flyers' mascot. He's a big, orange, hairy monster; imagining him as a big, orange *hairless* monster is, well, pretty horrific...
@@elvis1745
Thanks! I didn't get it, either. :)
UFO doesn't mean aliens. It literally means we don't know what it is.
Mulder is going to say ''well I told you so'' lol
'Problem solver caucus' I almost choked on my coffee 🤣.
That's gotta be the easiest caucus in Congress
You know that old question "if time travel exists, where are all the time travelers?"? What if the time travelers ARE the UFO's....
The MetaBunk people have turned these UFOs into IFOs.
They seem to be other airplanes and balloons.
Leave a crop circle, "U Up?" I love you Colbert!!
Riiiight... Any intelligent lifeforms smart enough to cross interstellar distances would be plenty smart enough to avoid this dumpster-fire of a planet.
Darn skippy Bud !!
While I’m still technically a kid for 10 more days, my body has aged to that of a 35 year old due to the immense stress of the last 5 years
We've all aged 20 years in the last 5 brother. Happy Birthday !
Stress created by the media hate for an outsider
Soooo... We're remembering that "UFO" stands for "unidentified flying object", not "spaceship", right?
And most of these UFOs have been reasonably well identified as ordinary objects.
I love hearing his wife giggling in the back ground.
Well.. considering the Republicans would be the first ones to try nailing Jesus to a stick if he came back today, preaching all his "Be nice to each other", "Be a good steward of the planet" and "Turn the other cheek" hippy-dippy stuff...
McCloskey seems pretty much in lock-step with the GOP with that slogan.
That's what I'm sayin'! They would NOT be a fan of the "give up your riches or go to Hell" guy if he came back. Especially if he's still a middle eastern immigrant this time...
The spam/hamburgleress is incredible 😂
The Whip...nay, nay!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Why hasn't he been charged with inciting Jan6 already? The whole world witnessed his crimes that day.
False flag. Conservatives don't behave this way besides they were all at work. Ask george soros how much that cost
What a sheeple
He was. His homies protected him.
Because trump didn’t incite anything
@@thekillerorc7824 He sure did!! Don't know what "Fight, fight fight" and "trial by combat" , courtesy of Rudy, mean to you but it was plain speaking talk to me and to everyone else who chanted "hang Mike Pence". Stop deluding yourself - it was an insurection and even Tucker is calling for another one now.
"The lingering orange fart." OMGLOL!
Aliens seems like the classic "Oh, look! Jingly keys!" story that the US trots out when they have a lot going on.
Thank you! Truth is fabulous. God bless you .
This episode was intense. Congratulations.
Your president got taken down by our black women. Lolz
I use to have this T-Shirt that said on the front > I'M A VIRGIN ! And on the back it said > This IS An OLD T-SHIRT
I had one of those! In the 70s lol it yellow. It was kewl🤣
@@wontbefooledagain9400 👍🏻
The only thing going for Donny Boy is that he can drop the soap everytime and nothing will happen. They don't like to #&&$ people on Depends.
If trump wears depends then biden must we sleeping in a crib
‘Hey, bro. Wanna hang this weekend?’ Funniest line I’ve ever heard. Or close..
🤣🤣🤣The "lingering orange fart"👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 marvelous, thank you!😂😂😂
I spotted a UFO (Unidentified Fat Object) in Florida the other day. It was orange, and white, and blatantly cheating at golf.
changing the investigation from civil to criminal means, that instead of a fine, the penalty can include JAIL TIME
Jail!?! I'd like to hear prison time, especially for the Lingering Orange Fart.
i'm glad stephen picked up on that statement of mccloskey about g o d. i didn't notice any news people last night mentioning it.
I've never seen people this high in my life!
Waxed Gritty is one of the better names... it really hits on so many levels, it's quite profound.
I feel like its a bit disrespectful to Gritty, tbh
" the lingering Orange Fart " made me choke on my beverage! Absolutely perfect Stephen Colbert!
Keeping the promise to users by calling the lingering orange fart the names users sent to Colbert is everything.
This episode is the best writing yet!
McCloskey in this summer's comedy hit "Spam Rambo".
we've been hoping against hope that these corrupt liars will finally get the proper justice. esp now he hasn't got Barr to bail him out. Or his spineless administration.
F---g Stephen you’re just getting better and better.
Republicans: "We should investigate the black lives matter protests"
Also Republicans: "We threatened black lives matter protesters with guns"
You know what? I agree for once Republicans, that does sound worth investigating.
I am 35 and that joke was for me.
43 and I don't get it.
Spam Rambo and the Hamburgleress
😂😂😂
"For the kids out there who are 35" sadly cries, yes Im 35, watch me whip and nay-nay!!!
Maybe you could explain that joke to those of us who were 35 when you were _born?_ :)
Damn kids! :)
@@Bill_Garthright lol it was a rap song that came out in 2015 call whip nae nae
@@Bill_Garthright it’s a rap song 😂
I’m guessing @billgarthright was being facetious
@@trainingxtrish
Nope. I had absolutely no idea what that was supposed to be about. Still don't. "Wrap," you say? :)
OK, OK, I've heard of "rap." But that's about all I know about it. Heh, heh. In my defense, I never listen to music, anyway. The first thing I do when I play a new computer game is to turn off the music. So, I'm definitely the wrong person to get any jokes about music - at least, music in the past couple of decades, at least. (Yeah, I was young once. I think...)
"Before didn't cost him any money", like the legal fees he ghosted on when he broke up with Gulliani. Yeah if you don't pay someone I guess it doesn't cost money.
@shane marshall As one of those paper delivery specialists, we're not worried.. He can't read lol
He seems like the sort to dine & dash
Its second impeachment time. And this time we're not waisting time.
It just went from civil to criminal.
As an upcoming 33 year old, I very much appreciate the consideration in that joke. Cheers, mate.
Well, early birthday wishes to you, sir.