They are either like a fat cop who if forced to chase you is going to destroy you, or they're right behind you in the shadows...waiting. My Rottie would let someone in the house, wait until they shut the door and got further in, then get them. He's a lazy bastard otherwise. Lol
Yep. I helped my sister run a medical marijuana farm in Oregon. Thieves were common during harvest time, so we had to have a lot of security cameras and also had 3 rotties. Someone still managed to steal about $10k worth of bud, somehow. It was a very odd feeling calling the cops to help us find our weed. Anyway, a utility worker hopped the fence one night to fix a cable or something, apparently not seeing all the warning signs about our dogs, and he nearly crapped his pants. Our Rottweilers didn't really bark much, they just chased him down and cornered him. We heard him screaming for help. He didn't get hurt or anything, but those dogs are intimidating as hell, especially when they're silent like that.
My great grandpa was in the military and took home a war-trained dog with him, Rocky. Rocky was a huge dog, a German Shephard, I believe- well over the usual size- 110 lbs and muscular. By all accounts he was quiet, gentle, and noble, and he'd let my grandpa Art ride his back. One day, great grandpa Leo was alone in the house late at night when he heard something like a lock-pick on the back door, and a slight creak. Rocky, who had been laying by his feet, let out a deep, soft growl, gently stood up, and walked to the other room. From what the family story tells, all great-grandpa Leo heard was a pause, a startled shout, the sound of skittering paws, and the slam of a door. Rocky came back about a minute later with a bloody piece of pants in his mouth, and sat down right back at Leo's feet XD
I had a German shepherd as a kid and one day he went running into the garden, growling and barking so loudly and trying to jump over to my neighbours, when my dad went to investigate, he found 2 robbers trying to break in. They ran off after seeing my dad. My neighbours were ever so grateful and always gave him a treat when they saw him ❤
i got a king german sheperd so you would think he would be a killer but hes a real sweetheart. (before we owned him he was a police dog AND a theropy doggo
My father in law had chihuahuas. He was from the south. He encouraged them to attack. He would say “go git em spark! Hehehehe. Bad to the bone! Hahahahaha!” And that little dog would come after our ankles. I was also chased multiple times by chihuahuas wandering the streets thanks to owners that think their dogs were inside or safe. Lol. At least they’re small. God help us if they were big.
As a former chihuahua owner, if she was outside and saw a bear, she would throw her 0.2 oz self at it. But a cat her size looks at her and she cowers and hides. If anything gets within a foot of her hiding location. You are doomed.
My brother's shepherd/rottie mix thought it was her sacred duty to protect us and the house. Everything from baby robins to garbage trucks was on her radar. It could be annoying, but at least she kept Jehovah's Witnesses and door-to-door salesmen away.
The Belgian Malinois is spot on. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen my girl do exactly that. We weren’t even getting robbed, she just doesn’t like strangers. Lol
@@vanillaicecream2385 We always thought so of our goldie too... Then once a stranger intended to enter our yard to get a package and I heard a scary low-pitch-I-will-rip-you-to-pieces barking from our fluff of a goldie calmly advancing on him. I was so surprised! (And happy our packages and house were very secure :) )
I had a german shepard, he was always so nice and never fought. I've had dogs all my life and love dogs and was never attacked by a dog. One day that changed. I was outside with my dog, throwing his favorite ball just playing fetch, and a random rottweiler saw us and charged at me. My german who was never in his life in a fight jumped on the rottweiler in under a second and had him pinned to the ground on his side and was about to bite his neck. I yelled no, and he immediatelly stopped, got of the rottweiler, picked up his ball and came to sit next to me keeping his eyes on the rottweiler the whole time. The rottweiler got up slowly and walked away, and my german just dropped the ball at my feet to continue playing like nothing had happened at all. He was never trained, other than what i taught him, this was all just instinct to him. Amazing breed and completely accurate portrayal :)
That husky *"body snatchers scream"* was on point. 😂 The golden retriever I had would have torn the robber to pieces, so my golden retriever must have had a defect.😂
You sure got the Golden Retriever right. The local news showed security footage where someone broke into a house, petted the Golden, took whatever they wanted and gave the dog a biscuit before they left. The owner was not amused.
I have a golden and he loves everyone. The golden I had before this one, now he would at the very least bark aggressively and not be friendly to a stranger on his territory. No one ever snuck up on me in all the years I had him.
Yeah, Golden Retrievers are just too friendly to be guards in my experience, you definitely want another dog to at least clue in the Retriver to not be friendly to the intruder.
As an owner of an Australian Shepherd, I have security camera footage of my dog more excited to see the burglar come through the door than when I come through the door. Worthless Edit: Lol, wow. A lot of likes for my dog allowing burglars in. The good news is I have an alarm system, so no real harm done. The guy saw the dog, heard the alarm counting down, and left. The dog was VISIBLY DISAPPOINTED
As a (former) Boxer owner, this is so true. They are one of the calmest breeds and would just listen to you. Last thing on their mind is fighting. Awesome at just being chill and friendly. Hoping to get another one soon.
I'd agree to a point. My boxer will alert me of someone before they would even get to the door. Only time he "woo woo'd" was to tell me someone was approaching or if he had to pee. I can confirm how they listen to everything you say and chill most of the day lol
I think you would of been surprised if someone broke in. I use to have a friend who had a boxer and she was very chill however she bit two people. I always thought they must of been absolutely horrible people because she came and sat next to me when I first met her and expected to be petted on.
My sweet 17 year old daughter passed away 10 months ago to the day. I find myself watching your videos, just as her and I did together, when we needed a good laugh. I am grateful to you for all your videos as I navigate my grief and world without her. We had 2 Maltese Brady and Molly. Brady died this past June. Molly, while super adorable, and not a yappy small dog, is a princess who wont leave my side, I can’t even leave the room or she gets anxious. She will bark at any dog that might demand my attention, even if on TV. She goes in my purse on outings and prefers the convertible Lexus to my truck, commands attention from any passer by making eye contact with them and looking sad if they ignore her. She thinks she’s brilliant but wont notice 5 rabbits in the yard until it’s too late and still can’t figure out how to play fetch. To sum it up she a a dumb blonde but super sweet and adorable. Would love to a Maltese in one of your profiles in your videos if you have room ! Thanks for helping get through these dark days. ❤
My mom owns a pug, at the slightest sign of anything being off she goes wild and will not shut up until her tiny little lungs and nonexistent nose can no longer handle it.
Opposite for my husky, just wrote a comment. All Sky does is sleep all day and in 5yrs had her heard her bark 5 times total. She is 100% broken and not the norm for huskys lol. I was fully prepared for active dog and likes sound of own voice but got the complete opposite 🤣
I have a “pit bull” and I actually had this happen on Monday: I was home on my ground floor apartment with a backyard in NYC and someone came up the cellar steps into the yard…I saw him from my window, opened the back door, my “pit bull” (actually an American Staffordshire Terrier) runs out, and the guy retreats back down the cellar steps so fast he nearly fell. Meanwhile my dog just watches him leave, and looks at me like: “who the hell was that?”
Your poor dog probably just wanted to say hi and get some pets 😂 there are a ton of people in my neighborhood in Toronto with really sweet bullies, I always have to go around them when I'm out walking and the owners are like "no they're friendly!" And I'm like yeah I know YOURS is nice but my goblin chihuahua mix WILL start some shit.
@@suchnothing I was a nurse for a kid whose grandmother had a Bichon Frise. I saw that tiny dog try to attack a Rottie that was walking on a leash with their owner. The Rottie just did the head tilt look of "What the hell?"
I LOVE these characterizations!! I do think the Chow Chow should be re-done. I've had 3 - and a robber won't enter a house where a Chow lives. They look cute and cuddley - but don't believe it. They're quiet until you step on their property. If they have to get up, you should run. I've had more than 1 experience where my babies protected me and the house. I was never afraid of being alone when I had my fur babies. After all, they were palace guard dogs in ancient China.
I agree on the Chow. They don't tolerate intruders (sometimes not even strangers) and they are WAY faster than people think. I find they also tend to cut out the barking portion of the experience and go straight for the attack. My neighbor had one that killed any living creature that touched the ground in his backyard. Very cool breed, but not to be trifled with.
The husky summoning the equivalent of a fog horn is just too good. The doberman is also very good, especially how you can tell your eyes were sizing him up.
Jesus is real, he is coming very soon, he appeared to me and took me to hell. I saw impaled bodies and people being tortured. Please go to Maria and say the rosary and pray for abused animals Jesus and Mary saved me from my homophobic family
I have a European Dobie 105 lbs, this video is accurate...he loves standing completely still while engaging in direct eye contact...also the coat on the European is different it basically dissapears into the night...More than one time when im walking the yard at night (pitch black) ive gotten spooked and all i can see are flashes of darkness...very scary if you dont know them
@@rexrockefella4586 I'm planning on raising dobies on my farm for personal protection for my family members. They are singular in attachment usually and very attentive to their owners (staring is them studying you). I'll have a pack of central asian shepherds as livestock guardians too. Since you can't usually take alabais in public, so dobies it is.
I used to have a dobermann, the sweetest 45 kilo creature on Earth. One night she got up, growling, and then started barking like she never had. I got up to see a burglar basically jump off our balcony in panic. Another time my mum had taken her down, and she started to growl softly, looking at the back of the garden. My mum, being the woman she is, simply unleashed the dog who BOLTED towards a tree. A man standing behind it climbed over the gate and ran off. The same dog was the gentlest creature to anyone and had infinite patience with children. I miss her.
Just bought a dobie puppy of my own about three months ago. The next ten years are gonna be bomb, if the stories I've heard are all true. So sorry for the loss of your doberbutt. 💔 They're such good dogs.
Friend of mine had a trained service dog Doberman, also attack trained. Guy was in a wheelchair. One time my ex boyfriend was trying to get me to get back together, and no way that was going to happen. He slapped me (oh ok, NOW I want to get back together, idiot). And that Doberman was suddenly right there, barking at him. Not sure where she was in the house but she knew who the aggressor was. She didn't bite him, But maybe that's part of the training.
@@fructosecornsyrup5759 that’s the only breed I’ll get. They are so loyal and understand energies. Respect them and be strict towards (in a training way not a mean way) them and they will respect you. Dobermans love guidance. But they love pets even more haha
I have a Malinois X. I swear she has RADAR, SONAR, and LASER precision built into her body. And her speed . . . I didn't think anything could move at lightning speed the way she does--figure 8's and turning on a dime. I've seen her bite through a tin can without wincing; I don't want to imagine what she might do to a bad guy's bones.
Malinois are the dog version of a lightweight mma fighter. They're not the biggest nor the scariest looking, but they can and will mess you up if needs be, and not even struggle doing it.
I don't have a dog myself because of lack of space and time but i love these videos, they cheer me up and also love reading the comments of so many beautiful experiences dog owners have to share, warms my heart always. Thank you everyone.
They say laughter is medicine for the soul and I think they were referring to the laughter from dog videos cuz they simply pick you up if you're feeling down 😊
Since they aren't popular anymore I think the breed has gotten a lot better. All the ones I've seen now have stable temperaments much better than all the poorly bred GSD'S out there
The husky reaction killed me. The soul stare and the foghorn is accurate. My grandmother owned a husky who passed a lil while back and she'd do the same thing.
@@jojostwin2492 Hey, it's the twin of Jojo! What's up, mate? I appreciate the condolences. My grandmother's husky was great and lived a long life. Truth be told, I'm glad she lived for such a time, and her death was really just old age at that point. She went peacefully and is in a better place, so I can't be too upset about it.
Can confirm. I loved my sheppy so much but my god the aggression was insane. My friend’s parents insisted he be locked in a cage when they visited after he interpreted our game of tag as them attacking us. :/ Kids, adults, other animals, squeaky things, bouncy things, anything that moved, anything that didn’t move. It was all a threat to his people and it had to die.
I have three huskies and when they all howl at the same time, you can hear them for quite a distance even from inside the house. It's said a Huskies howl can be heard as far as 10 mi away.
I was just going to point out that no-one had mentioned them! I think it's accurate, too, although I've never had one. A neighbour did, when I was growing up. She invited my parents and I over to watch a Christmas special on her colour TV (we didn't have one yet, that's how long ago this was!). We couldn't understand why she carried a can of air freshener with her everywhere. Didn't take long to find out!!!! Cute dogs, but, oh my!
The Chihuahua scene had me CRYING laughing! 🤣 My family had a Chihuahua growing up and she was straight up EVIL!!! She only liked my brother and would try to bite everyone else she could. My mother tried to rehome her several times but of course no one would take a dog exuding pure hatred toward everyone it saw (except my brother of course). Dang thing lived 14 years and I swear it was sheer spite pumping through her veins that kept her alive so long.
This story reminds me of our family cat when I was a child. She only liked my brother, and would lurk under the stairs to attack people coming through the front door.
@@furlizard My grandma had a cat like that! They had a coffee table with a little shelf for magazines,and the cat would stretch out there and take swipes at anyone he didn't like!
@@cutecatsara123 Samoyeds are probably one of the friendliest dogs you’ll meet, love to play games, and howls. I had one for about 17 years. Also, when I used to deliver, I’d get so happy when I’d see one. They either ignore you or they’re happy to see you to for about 5 seconds and then happily moves on because you’re not their owner. 😂
When I was living in Florida, my cousin’s pit bull almost became my dog, too. After coming back to Florida after about half a year, I saw the dog again, and it initially saw me as an intruder. The lights where I stood were turned off. It barked a bit and growled, even as I clapped my hands and instructed it to come to me… by name. It wasn’t until my cousin called me out by name and turned on the lights so it could see who I was. That was when the dog smiled as widely as I saw any dog smile… it’s lower jaw almost touched the floor. It then sprinted right at me, and grabbed onto my arm (which I believe is how pit bulls play), and basically wanted me to take it home with me. Wouldn’t be surprised if it desperately clawed at the glass doors and whined as I left the house. I miss that dog.
I dunno how else to put it other than to say that every Samoyed I’ve ever come across can be so focused on one thing that they don’t notice/give a shit about what’s going on around them. Grant it…I live in Texas and haven’t come across too many since it is so hot here.
Beagles are SUPER friendly, probably the most friendly breed of all dogs. They love people, very forgiving, and, well, they're natural people-pleasers.
@@Aknight292 oooh yes! They are very loud, they howl at everything, they like anyone, they will just stand there and watch you die. But they are great to have
*True Story* When I was 14 years old. My family used to have three dogs. A chihuahua/poodle mix, mastiff/lab mix and a pitbull. We happened to move back to Mexico. The neighborhood had many break ins and it caused many people to put fences with spikes. A robber saw our home as his next target he jumped over the fence and thought the coast is clear. My chihuahua mix heard him and staring barking. He didn’t take her seriously but he didn’t know that she warned our other dogs. The mastiff mix came out he was a bit worried but thought he wasn’t that much of a threat. But the moment our pitbull came out he knew he was dead meat. He ran towards the fence. As he was climbing my pitbull and mastiff bit his ass tore off his jeans. The robber managed to escape but only with his underwear. This is what my neighbor told my mom since he saw what happened.
Pits are the fckin best! Mine was a mommas girl, until her dad got home from a few months at work then it was all about daddy! She knew when he was gone that she needed to be on alert. She would not let me answer the door without her in front of me, she even had the pizza guy terrified of her and she was never mean to him, she growled at him once but she saw he posed no threat..he eventually learned to stick the pizza next to the opening in the door and shed be like "FOOOOD!", he still would beg me to not let her out 😂 poor guy. She saved me plenty times. Even my husband's dumb friend learned. My husband had friends over one day, I wasn't feeling well, so I was laying on the couch watching TV. Alexis knew I was sick and she eas glued to me. She was laid across my legs on the couch when my hubs friend walked up to me, smacked me on the knee, and yelled "WASSUUPP!" , it scared me cuz I was into the movie , so I hollered a little. Alexis flew off thst couch and latched onto his arm. He was freakin out, I was like well you idiot you are my PITBULL laying across me and decide to come slap me, she thought you were hurting me, I ain't fussing her for that, she did her job, you just stupid. He started greeting Alexis first when he came to the house so she could sense he wasn't a danger 😂 and now that she knew he was scared of her, she fcked with him 😂it was so funny. My girl crossed Rainbow Bridge in August at 15 years old. She'll always be the best girl in the world to me ❤😊
Miss my old Marie dearly. She was a pitbull, died of a deadly sickness about 3 years ago... she was the most lovely dog i've ever had, never did anything to anyone who we - me and my family - presented to her. The day a few drunkards from the neighborhood tried to act funny and enter my house without permission for some reason, Marie went after them and almost bit off the meat from the bone of one's leg. Guy got hospitalized and thankfully managed to keep his leg. No one else dared enter my home without proper presentation ever again. I felt kinda sorry for the drunkard at the time, but well... there was a "Beware of the Dog" sign on the front gate...
With chihuahuas, they're either extremely shy or extremely psychopathic, I once met a chihuahua and I squatted down to stroke it and it didn't make a sound it just walked away backwards and hit behind its owners legs, it was the most adorable thing I've ever seen, but then there are chihuahuas like my friends who would tear your eyes out if you looked at it for more than a second
2 normal stereotypes but not my Chihuahua. She isn't that shy nor is she that much of a yapper. She is actually kind to others except when she dont like them, but that aint often. She is special in that way. The licking is a bit much tho.
My deer head chihuahua a trip. She barks like a maniac at the doorbell, people walking past the window but then loves people that come in the door. If she doesn't like you, you have some seriously bad mojo going on.
If she likes you, my Chihuahua will sniff you and sit on your lap where she'll stay until SHE'S good and ready to move. If she doesn't like you, she will run after you, growling and barking. She got no teeth, but she will snap at you
In an apartment complex I once lived in, my chihuahua went after the neighbor's 110-pound hound who absolutely ran for it's life! Yep, that's the chihuahua.
German shepherds and Belgian malinois are highly trained private security guards protecting their homes and VIP’s. Chihuahuas are serial killers who get their kicks from inflicting pain.
My husky isn’t very vocal, a few woos, mainly when he meets new people, he loves everyone. Sometimes that makes me sad that he’s quiet but sometimes I’m bloody glad lol
😂 I had a Samoyed and that is so true. In her whole life, she only growled once. We were in a drive-thru and some rando walked by. We heard growling coming from the back seat and we were like, “What’s that noise?Is that our dog!?”
My god speaking of samoyed, my great-grandma who lives in Shenzhen (somewhere in china) had like 7-8 of them as puppies including the mum and dad. It was 2011 and I was 8. My family and I stayed overnight at my great-grandma’s house as it was Chinese New Year or smt. During midnight my sister and I slept in the same room and we got woken up by the barking of dogs. It lasted for a while but we ignored it as we thought meh, probably a squirrel or smt. The next day when we got up all of the Samoyeds were gone. Literally all of them. My great-grandma cried and I’ve never ever seen her crying like this before. So we checked the CCTV two men broke into the yard and gave the dogs something to eat, probably rat poison. they then took them away and put them in some black plastic bags. The police then assumed (worst scenario) that those two men stole the dogs and sell them for meat and confirmed that the men gave something similar to rat poisons to the dogs. I was in shocked until now as there was no laws for protecting these poor animals. Not sure but I hope there is laws to ensure the rights for animals to be treated nicely 😢 I want to raise awareness that people are still illegally eating animals, and especially for those who steals people’s beloved for money
Samoyed isn't right at all. They'd probably just greet the robber and expect to be patted (crying if ignored). Oddly enough my Sammy didn't like the gas meter reader. Not sure if too many cat smells or he was casing houses to rob later.
The German Shepherd one is 110% true. As far as they know, everyone but their owners are invaders and they will make some noise. A lot of it. If you want to have one as a pet, expect them to be part time guard dogs and full time cuddle bunnies. They might grow up physically, but they will always act like puppies.
Lol yeah we had a German shepherd and ANYONE who would enter our house whose scent she didn't remember would be chased out of the house and to a GOOD distance and she would come back leisurely as if she didn't do anything 😂
Almost all the dogs I’ve had experience with in my life were boxers. My uncle has had at least 3, my family had one growing up that passed in July of ‘22 and currently a 1 year old. Boxers are some of the most playful and kind spirited dogs but if you threaten their human they will open a can of whoop ass. Those dogs are pure muscle
I’ve had a furbaby who was a mix of both Aussie and German shepherd as well as Pit in her bloodline, she was an absolute beast if she thought you were a threat. She would NOT let go the couple times she had to defend and I couldn’t have been prouder of my baby
I adopted a retired German shepherd K9 unit. She caught a burglar once. Luckily for said robber, I remembered the commands to get her off said robber. The robber survived. His arm not so much
Lol. My Dad's German shephard could sniff out a smack head/chavv and would go for them bolting out the door to the gate. I went a year without seeing him and he welcomed me in with no one home. Very good dogs. Thieves hate German shephard.
@@Neurhex During a home invasion I am 100% sure my pomeranian would do more damage to the intruder than the Aussie. Sure, her bites won't reach past their shins, but at least she will actually try to bite,them.
Looking at the Golden Retriever impression, I now believe my Dad when he cautioned us about getting one. He told me that the dog would introduce himself to the robber like a true gentlemanly butler would, bring him some refreshments and actually lead him to my Mom's safe locker, asking him all the way if he were comfortable.
She's refrained from doing any damage when we play but I'm 99% certain my chihuahua puppy is training herself for the day she has to sever an intruder's Achilles tendons.
Chihuahua’s are absolute psychopaths. I am fairly good at understanding the mental state of dogs but I can never understand what goes through the minds of those little devils. Well you could say that 9/10 times a chihuahua will bite you without any warning if you are a stranger and approach them unlike big dogs who still more or less maintain a distance and will give you warning.
@@prasenjitbhattacharjee9767 it’s why I want a Chihuahua. They’re demons and I find that hilarious Not saying I don’t love my dogs I have rn tho, they’re big and loveable
I have two Chihuahuas ať home And they dont really bite. They bite if you provoke them like putting your fingers into their mouthes repeatedly but then th y lick where they bit you. Also one of them barks like crazy around other dogs And the other doesnt bark ať all.
A dude tried to break into my brother’s apartment when i was a kid and his aussie ripped the dudes pinky finger off. Whats funny is that Aussie was one of the sweetest dogs ive ever had the pleasure of knowing she was the perfect dog and i miss her every day
The German Shepherd one is so accurate. I’ve got one and while she’s pretty gentle, she will eat you if you mess with her family. (She actually stopped trying to play with the next door neighbor’s boxers after they killed one of our cats. She just growls at them now.) Edit: so a month after this happened, we took in two 2 week old kittens. My dog loved them so much and watched them every second of the day (until they got a lot bigger). The first time she was allowed to interact with them she was super gentle and friendly and treated them like her own puppies. Moral of the story is that German Shepherds are 1. The perfect dog breed. And 2. A cat’s best friend.
My dog’s weird he’s only like this at night. During the day he is super passive and skittish but at night he tries to fight everyone and is basically fearless.
The Golden Retriever one is so acurate. It happened to me. My dog even got a treat from the robber. hahahahaha Miss you so much, Mel! You were a great girl! 🥺
My golden was very protective of our property, and wouldn't take a treat from anyone outside the family. I guess from the rest of the comment section she was even more special than I thought haha
You wouldn't have been able to get into our yard let alone in the house without half the town knowing about it - our golden was very territorial and loud if needed. He would never have bit anyone but he was very convincing.
My grandparents had always had a chihuahua one day we went into town to do grocery shopping while we were out someone stopped by that wanted to talk to my grandfather about painting one of his rental houses when he finally meet up with my grandfather he made the joke that if he were a robber he would definitely not go into the house he'd leave he said the chihuahua looked like he bust through the window and destroy him the way he was barking and growling when he looked through the window to see if anyone was home the chihuahua with a knife is pretty accurate.
My American Bully is broken, he greets everone eagerly even if he doesn’t know them, don’t matter if it’s at home or on the streets. His not honouring his Pitbull relatives 😅His just too nice
Don't get it twisted though; they WILL defend if necessary. My 1st dog as a grownup was a black Lab, which I raised from a puppy. It was just the 2 of us. One time a friend came from out of town to go to another friend's wedding. I got home from the wedding 1st & went to bed. Suddenly my dog started barking his head off, and stood right in the front hallway. I was pretty sure it was my friend (I had given her the key), and I grabbed his collar & started trying to soothe him. As the doorknob turned, I felt him straining against me, still barking his head off, until he saw it was my friend, and she also started talking to him. If it hadn't been her, I don't know what he would've done, but he was NOT playing. He slept outside the guest bedroom the entire night.
I had a room mate a few ago who had a German Husky mix, beautiful white dog and we loved each other. I wonder how they'd react to robbers. Also, that Dog was STRONG. I didn't take him for walkies, he took me for draggies.
I picture this with a pitbull. Pitbull: (Looking intimidating) What're you doing?! Robber: Uh... Wrong house! (Quickly leaves) Pitbull: (Slightly offended) Oh, well, I was just asking...
Yeah, know a friend who owns one, she is a normal one but shes still a little paranoid, shes like a librarian wielding an LMG next to her, gentle, as long as you are gentle too
I grew up with a German Shepard in a high crime area. We could tell when someone was trying to rob us when he started growling at the door or window. All the neighbors got robbed, we never did.
I have a story about a German Shepard encountering a burglar (it’s not mine, it’s from a friend about someone they used to know) Man had a German Shepard, dog lived at his place of business Man walks in one morning and sees the dog with a blood soaked shirt in his mouth and a trail of blood leading to a broken window Camera footage showed the dog waiting in the shadows for the burglar to fully enter the building before attacking Could have easily ran up and started barking to scare the burglar away, and the only damage would be the broken window, but this dog _waited_ until he was in biting range before revealing himself
Sounds about right. I'm a delivery driver and walked up to a house with a big yard. No signs of a dog, no leash or toys or even a beware sign. I had already gotten to the point I'm confirming delivery by the time I see something out of the corner of my eye. Only AFTER I saw it did the thing start barking and warding me away. Sucker knew how to crowd me too! Aimed clearly for my ankles but started rearing if I stopped backing up. Thankfully it was smart and being trained, so just wanted me away rather than aiming to take me out. If that dog wanted me dead, my throat would have been getting some fresh air.
absolutely accurate. My brother´s German Sheppard NEVER barked when alone at home: curios neighbour tryed to enter as my SIL left the app without locking and pissed his pants (really) when "greeted" by the beast almoust standing on his back feet as he opened the door. He just about made it to close the door in the last second :D For and whit us he was our little darling, smooth like a cat... RIP Bert, best of Sheppards!
Despite not being a dog person, every doberman ive encountered has been extremely sweet. One is my grandparents dog and shes a rescue and had a pretty messed up past but shes very sweet and very protective.
Actually, Chow Chows are naturally aggressive dogs who were bred to chase off wolves back in the day, they need training, like the rottweiler, at a young age to be friendly towards people. So don't underestimate what your chow could do to a burgaler.
@@sarahc8862 Don't mess with a Great Dane. They're friendly and cute until its go time, then you find out why they were used for hunting and protection.
My family owned 2 Dobermans a couple years back. Once every single house on our street was robbed, except ours. To make it even better when I was outside throwing the football with my friend a van which I had never seen before pulled up to our house, my dogs walked up to the fence in curiosity, as soon as the driver saw them, he sped off.
A robber climbed onto our garden and even our balcony 1 night. Little did he know we have a midsize Australian terrier that appointed himself guard dog. He patroled twice after lights out, barked at suspicious things, and stayed alert to guard all night. Only 1 sneaker was left behind as proof in the morning.
Dobie owner here and let me tell you - I’ve seen my puppy “stance up”, and it is intimidating. The only time I’ve ever seen it was when a dude I didn’t know got real close on a deserted trail. Boba, who like his namesake is both sweet and squishy, stanced up like he was going to commend that guy’s soul to Jesus. Dude backed up so fast I didn’t even have time to tell him not to come close. I’ve never seen a full-grown dobie stance up, but suffice it to say I’m glad I’m on the right end of the leash!
German Shepherd: *I've been waiting for this moment my whole life*
I was BORN for this!
🤣🤣 Accurate AF
Now, this looks like a job for me😂🐶
Malinois: Same!
"I was literally born for this."
Rottweiler: if you make me get up so help me god
So accurate 😂😂😂
They are either like a fat cop who if forced to chase you is going to destroy you, or they're right behind you in the shadows...waiting. My Rottie would let someone in the house, wait until they shut the door and got further in, then get them. He's a lazy bastard otherwise. Lol
very true🤣
Yep. I helped my sister run a medical marijuana farm in Oregon. Thieves were common during harvest time, so we had to have a lot of security cameras and also had 3 rotties. Someone still managed to steal about $10k worth of bud, somehow. It was a very odd feeling calling the cops to help us find our weed. Anyway, a utility worker hopped the fence one night to fix a cable or something, apparently not seeing all the warning signs about our dogs, and he nearly crapped his pants. Our Rottweilers didn't really bark much, they just chased him down and cornered him. We heard him screaming for help. He didn't get hurt or anything, but those dogs are intimidating as hell, especially when they're silent like that.
🤣🤣🤣
My great grandpa was in the military and took home a war-trained dog with him, Rocky. Rocky was a huge dog, a German Shephard, I believe- well over the usual size- 110 lbs and muscular. By all accounts he was quiet, gentle, and noble, and he'd let my grandpa Art ride his back. One day, great grandpa Leo was alone in the house late at night when he heard something like a lock-pick on the back door, and a slight creak. Rocky, who had been laying by his feet, let out a deep, soft growl, gently stood up, and walked to the other room. From what the family story tells, all great-grandpa Leo heard was a pause, a startled shout, the sound of skittering paws, and the slam of a door. Rocky came back about a minute later with a bloody piece of pants in his mouth, and sat down right back at Leo's feet XD
Rocky is a badass.
Good boy
That's my Rocky!
But was Rocky’s tail doing the butt-wiggle?
C’mon - important details!
I love when ppl share stories that show how accurate these videos are.😊
I had a German shepherd as a kid and one day he went running into the garden, growling and barking so loudly and trying to jump over to my neighbours, when my dad went to investigate, he found 2 robbers trying to break in. They ran off after seeing my dad. My neighbours were ever so grateful and always gave him a treat when they saw him ❤
As a German shepherd owner I can confirm this
@charlieflyte Did they give the dog a treat or your dad xD?
@@laffi lol 😂
German shepherd sniffs preworkout "THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR!"
i got a king german sheperd so you would think he would be a killer but hes a real sweetheart.
(before we owned him he was a police dog AND a theropy doggo
As a UPS delivery guy: the chihuahua is accurate. They'll bite you before the big dogs do. The big dogs still bite. But the ankle biters bite first.
My father in law had chihuahuas. He was from the south. He encouraged them to attack. He would say “go git em spark! Hehehehe. Bad to the bone! Hahahahaha!” And that little dog would come after our ankles. I was also chased multiple times by chihuahuas wandering the streets thanks to owners that think their dogs were inside or safe. Lol. At least they’re small. God help us if they were big.
Plus it's more painful, chihuahuas aim for either the ankle ball, the Achilles tendon or both.
They don’t really hurt but they sure as hell can draw blood through jeans
Chihuahuas don't mess around.
OK I have to ask...just how many times have you been attacked while working? That's a lot of stress!
I love how chihuahuas are always portrayed as psychotic murder gremlins and it's always 100% accurate🤣
There's no in between with them. They're either shaking like jello or ready to cut someone. That's it.
OMG Knox and Cori, both sound like my soon to be ex boyfriend. I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣
True absolute insane demons if their human is threatened. Unstoppable machines. Their size is an asset. FAH😁😆😅🤣😂
As a former chihuahua owner, if she was outside and saw a bear, she would throw her 0.2 oz self at it. But a cat her size looks at her and she cowers and hides. If anything gets within a foot of her hiding location. You are doomed.
Yeah but they're completely useless against anyone that's not a sissy, just punt it into orbit and that's that
German Shepherd: "Oh, so it's that kinda night, huh?" kills me every time! I can't stop watching!!!!
My brother's shepherd/rottie mix thought it was her sacred duty to protect us and the house. Everything from baby robins to garbage trucks was on her radar. It could be annoying, but at least she kept Jehovah's Witnesses and door-to-door salesmen away.
Accurate. German shepherds have absolutely no chill with unbidden guests.
That one got me, too--100% spot on with my last boy, lol.
My uncle had a BLACK lab. You could not see this dog but he could see you.
Same here 😂😂
The Belgian Malinois is spot on. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen my girl do exactly that. We weren’t even getting robbed, she just doesn’t like strangers. Lol
Huggable home security; that's what you've got~🥰
I love how the Belgian doesn't even bother to talk. He just starts spin kicking right away!😂😂😂
The German Shepherd was perfect! They are always 100% "I've been born, breed, and waiting my entire life for this moment, guy"
They're wolves minus the fear.
In the name of God Emperor. There is no time for peace!
@@DirtCheapFU RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
@@DirtCheapFU *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!*
Which is funny, cuz they are.
The Husky and Chihuahua are 100% accurate
Love how the Boxer became a therapist, meanwhile Golden Retriever became an accomplice
Just being helpful.
goldies would 100% stop a robber, roll on their back and distract the guy or smother them with kisses
@@vanillaicecream2385 We always thought so of our goldie too... Then once a stranger intended to enter our yard to get a package and I heard a scary low-pitch-I-will-rip-you-to-pieces barking from our fluff of a goldie calmly advancing on him. I was so surprised! (And happy our packages and house were very secure :) )
My golden wasn't a guard dog, he was a welcoming party.
From my experience with my ex's Golden Retriever, they are good at defending and rescuing humans, but not at defending territory
I had a german shepard, he was always so nice and never fought. I've had dogs all my life and love dogs and was never attacked by a dog. One day that changed. I was outside with my dog, throwing his favorite ball just playing fetch, and a random rottweiler saw us and charged at me. My german who was never in his life in a fight jumped on the rottweiler in under a second and had him pinned to the ground on his side and was about to bite his neck. I yelled no, and he immediatelly stopped, got of the rottweiler, picked up his ball and came to sit next to me keeping his eyes on the rottweiler the whole time. The rottweiler got up slowly and walked away, and my german just dropped the ball at my feet to continue playing like nothing had happened at all. He was never trained, other than what i taught him, this was all just instinct to him. Amazing breed and completely accurate portrayal :)
That husky *"body snatchers scream"* was on point. 😂
The golden retriever I had would have torn the robber to pieces, so my golden retriever must have had a defect.😂
You sure got the Golden Retriever right. The local news showed security footage where someone broke into a house, petted the Golden, took whatever they wanted and gave the dog a biscuit before they left. The owner was not amused.
If the owner wanted a guard dog then he shouldn't have picked a Golden Retriever, that breed is for companionship, not guarding stuff.
I have a golden and he loves everyone.
The golden I had before this one, now he would at the very least bark aggressively and not be friendly to a stranger on his territory.
No one ever snuck up on me in all the years I had him.
My parents have a mini goldendoodle. We do not trust him to guard the house.
They gave the dog a biscuit!
Yeah, Golden Retrievers are just too friendly to be guards in my experience, you definitely want another dog to at least clue in the Retriver to not be friendly to the intruder.
As an owner of an Australian Shepherd, I have security camera footage of my dog more excited to see the burglar come through the door than when I come through the door. Worthless
Edit: Lol, wow. A lot of likes for my dog allowing burglars in. The good news is I have an alarm system, so no real harm done. The guy saw the dog, heard the alarm counting down, and left. The dog was VISIBLY DISAPPOINTED
"NEW HUMAN! PLAYTIME! 😂😂😂" How did the burglar react though?
@@goingslowlynowhere Asking the real questions. I'm curious as well.
Ahaha
Well it's a shepherd, not a guard dog, lol.
Jokes aside, I hope no one got hurt and your household is not damaged.
@@ithewho6603 You're right. They seem like such sweethearts. The Shepherd dogs not the burglars.
As a (former) Boxer owner, this is so true. They are one of the calmest breeds and would just listen to you. Last thing on their mind is fighting. Awesome at just being chill and friendly. Hoping to get another one soon.
I currently have one and he’s too much of a dumbass to understand what’s happening
I have a gsd boxer mix and if he knows you, he is really ultra friendly and goofy like a boxer, but if he doesn't, shit is going down.
My boxer is about to turn two and is a wild little thing and always into stuff.
I'd agree to a point. My boxer will alert me of someone before they would even get to the door. Only time he "woo woo'd" was to tell me someone was approaching or if he had to pee. I can confirm how they listen to everything you say and chill most of the day lol
I think you would of been surprised if someone broke in. I use to have a friend who had a boxer and she was very chill however she bit two people. I always thought they must of been absolutely horrible people because she came and sat next to me when I first met her and expected to be petted on.
My sweet 17 year old daughter passed away 10 months ago to the day. I find myself watching your videos, just as her and I did together, when we needed a good laugh. I am grateful to you for all your videos as I navigate my grief and world without her.
We had 2 Maltese Brady and Molly. Brady died this past June. Molly, while super adorable, and not a yappy small dog, is a princess who wont leave my side, I can’t even leave the room or she gets anxious. She will bark at any dog that might demand my attention, even if on TV. She goes in my purse on outings and prefers the convertible Lexus to my truck, commands attention from any passer by making eye contact with them and looking sad if they ignore her. She thinks she’s brilliant but wont notice 5 rabbits in the yard until it’s too late and still can’t figure out how to play fetch. To sum it up she a a dumb blonde but super sweet and adorable.
Would love to a Maltese in one of your profiles in your videos if you have room !
Thanks for helping get through these dark days. ❤
So terribly sorry for your loss. Wishing you a little healing each passing day ❤️
May she rest well, and in peace. And to you a brave stranger, heal well. my heart goes out to you.
)please accept my deepest condolences for your losses.
I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't imagine how hard that is for you. Prayers for comfort and healing!
Husky is 100% accurate. My dog loses her mind if someone she doesn't like comes into the house.
It also likely applies to pugs and french bulldogs
My mom owns a pug, at the slightest sign of anything being off she goes wild and will not shut up until her tiny little lungs and nonexistent nose can no longer handle it.
And frugs (pug/French bulldog, my grandma has one)
He nailed the husky soul stare and their war cry
pugs are always asleep though😅😅
Opposite for my husky, just wrote a comment. All Sky does is sleep all day and in 5yrs had her heard her bark 5 times total. She is 100% broken and not the norm for huskys lol. I was fully prepared for active dog and likes sound of own voice but got the complete opposite 🤣
I have a “pit bull” and I actually had this happen on Monday: I was home on my ground floor apartment with a backyard in NYC and someone came up the cellar steps into the yard…I saw him from my window, opened the back door, my “pit bull” (actually an American Staffordshire Terrier) runs out, and the guy retreats back down the cellar steps so fast he nearly fell. Meanwhile my dog just watches him leave, and looks at me like: “who the hell was that?”
They might not be a guard dog breed, but you can bet that no one will mess with you if you have a pit bull.
I have two pitties. Most people just have to look at them and that's enough. Then we all climb on to the bed and cuddle.
Your poor dog probably just wanted to say hi and get some pets 😂 there are a ton of people in my neighborhood in Toronto with really sweet bullies, I always have to go around them when I'm out walking and the owners are like "no they're friendly!" And I'm like yeah I know YOURS is nice but my goblin chihuahua mix WILL start some shit.
100% accurate....:) owner of Amstaff here:)
@@suchnothing I was a nurse for a kid whose grandmother had a Bichon Frise. I saw that tiny dog try to attack a Rottie that was walking on a leash with their owner. The Rottie just did the head tilt look of "What the hell?"
I LOVE these characterizations!! I do think the Chow Chow should be re-done. I've had 3 - and a robber won't enter a house where a Chow lives. They look cute and cuddley - but don't believe it. They're quiet until you step on their property. If they have to get up, you should run. I've had more than 1 experience where my babies protected me and the house. I was never afraid of being alone when I had my fur babies. After all, they were palace guard dogs in ancient China.
I agree on the Chow. They don't tolerate intruders (sometimes not even strangers) and they are WAY faster than people think. I find they also tend to cut out the barking portion of the experience and go straight for the attack. My neighbor had one that killed any living creature that touched the ground in his backyard. Very cool breed, but not to be trifled with.
Yeah I was a bit surprised at that segment
Husky’s be like: SOUND THE F*CKIN ALARM!! I REPEAT, SOUND THE F*CKIN ALARM
"...Why didn't you bring me treeeeEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATS-"
~The Husky, dramaqueen of the canine world.
The husky summoning the equivalent of a fog horn is just too good. The doberman is also very good, especially how you can tell your eyes were sizing him up.
It absolutely left me in tears it was so funny😭
Reminds me of the sirens from Silent Hill
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Jesus is real, he is coming very soon, he appeared to me and took me to hell. I saw impaled bodies and people being tortured. Please go to Maria and say the rosary and pray for abused animals Jesus and Mary saved me from my homophobic family
I have a European Dobie 105 lbs, this video is accurate...he loves standing completely still while engaging in direct eye contact...also the coat on the European is different it basically dissapears into the night...More than one time when im walking the yard at night (pitch black) ive gotten spooked and all i can see are flashes of darkness...very scary if you dont know them
@@rexrockefella4586 I'm planning on raising dobies on my farm for personal protection for my family members. They are singular in attachment usually and very attentive to their owners (staring is them studying you). I'll have a pack of central asian shepherds as livestock guardians too. Since you can't usually take alabais in public, so dobies it is.
I love how on Husky he just sits there and stares for a moment because I swear they do that a lot when they see people they don’t recognize 😂
He's giving you a chance to survive.
Yes mine does that! It's like he's thinking "will I bark?....hmm yes I will bark" and by bark of course I mean some weird yodel thing
They're winding up for the scream
Husky: MOM! DAD! THERE'S A ROBBER IN THE HOUSE!
That stare was spot on, but any Husky I ever had would have proceeded with "you want to rob this house? Ok, cool. Sounds like fun, let me help you"
as someone with two chihuahuas, can confirm. they’re also both very old but somehow still have enough energy to fight literally anyone who annoys them
As a chihuahua mom, I can 1000% confirm this is accurate. Mine is very loving and sweet towards me and my family, but anyone else….. winter is coming
I used to have a dobermann, the sweetest 45 kilo creature on Earth. One night she got up, growling, and then started barking like she never had. I got up to see a burglar basically jump off our balcony in panic. Another time my mum had taken her down, and she started to growl softly, looking at the back of the garden. My mum, being the woman she is, simply unleashed the dog who BOLTED towards a tree. A man standing behind it climbed over the gate and ran off. The same dog was the gentlest creature to anyone and had infinite patience with children. I miss her.
I used to have a dobie named gonzo. He was so sweet but also a ticking bomb when someone crossed him
Just bought a dobie puppy of my own about three months ago. The next ten years are gonna be bomb, if the stories I've heard are all true.
So sorry for the loss of your doberbutt. 💔 They're such good dogs.
**100th like**
Friend of mine had a trained service dog Doberman, also attack trained. Guy was in a wheelchair. One time my ex boyfriend was trying to get me to get back together, and no way that was going to happen. He slapped me (oh ok, NOW I want to get back together, idiot). And that Doberman was suddenly right there, barking at him. Not sure where she was in the house but she knew who the aggressor was. She didn't bite him, But maybe that's part of the training.
@@fructosecornsyrup5759 that’s the only breed I’ll get. They are so loyal and understand energies. Respect them and be strict towards (in a training way not a mean way) them and they will respect you. Dobermans love guidance. But they love pets even more haha
I'm a chihuahua mom and i can confirm that the chihuahua impersonation is 100 Accurate!
My family had Chihuahuas for 12 years. Yup.
The smaller the dog the bigger the FIGHTE!!! 💓
Yea, he ded
Would the robber actually run though? I mean sure, chihuahuas act like psychopaths but honestly what real damage could they do?
How to count chihuahuas: One. Two. A million.
I have a Malinois X. I swear she has RADAR, SONAR, and LASER precision built into her body. And her speed . . . I didn't think anything could move at lightning speed the way she does--figure 8's and turning on a dime. I've seen her bite through a tin can without wincing; I don't want to imagine what she might do to a bad guy's bones.
Malinois are the dog version of a lightweight mma fighter. They're not the biggest nor the scariest looking, but they can and will mess you up if needs be, and not even struggle doing it.
I don't have a dog myself because of lack of space and time but i love these videos, they cheer me up and also love reading the comments of so many beautiful experiences dog owners have to share, warms my heart always. Thank you everyone.
They say laughter is medicine for the soul and I think they were referring to the laughter from dog videos cuz they simply pick you up if you're feeling down 😊
@@MsMuffin917 They definitely do 🥰
@@MsMuffin917You got that right.
Get the space and make the time. You haven't lived until you earn the devotion of a dog.
I love how Dobermans don't got to do anything their presence alone is like you saw the devil
U mean Cerberus?
Oh Dobermanns are scary lol but I want one
Since they aren't popular anymore I think the breed has gotten a lot better. All the ones I've seen now have stable temperaments much better than all the poorly bred GSD'S out there
I had a dobermann and a German shepherd..both are very dangerous to strangers but very sweet to us
true..mine is a gentleman, but the looks though, people just see him and thier souls leave their body instantly
The husky reaction killed me. The soul stare and the foghorn is accurate. My grandmother owned a husky who passed a lil while back and she'd do the same thing.
I’m sorry for your loss.
@@jojostwin2492
Hey, it's the twin of Jojo! What's up, mate?
I appreciate the condolences. My grandmother's husky was great and lived a long life. Truth be told, I'm glad she lived for such a time, and her death was really just old age at that point. She went peacefully and is in a better place, so I can't be too upset about it.
Mi Husky would just stay lying on the floor staring at the person won’t even make a noise
my husky would act as if she knew the robber her whole life
ruclips.net/video/_rGiIHRZ5hY/видео.html .
the chow is highly territorial, irritable, and is swift to bite--no noise nor scent, no strangers on its street. and this is even well-socialized.
Husky's are Gods perfect alarm
"Oh so it's that sort of night" I felt that at a spiritual level
I could actually hear the German Shepherd growl in that.
I felt it the same…
Like "nigga i was bred for this shit!"
I snorted when I heard that, my German shepherd is exactly like that
Can confirm. I loved my sheppy so much but my god the aggression was insane. My friend’s parents insisted he be locked in a cage when they visited after he interpreted our game of tag as them attacking us. :/
Kids, adults, other animals, squeaky things, bouncy things, anything that moved, anything that didn’t move. It was all a threat to his people and it had to die.
I can’t stop laughing at the way he portrayed the husky! The long, silent, “I’m about to scream” stare and the siren noise was way too accurate! 😂😂
that's not a siren - that's the sound of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, LOLOLOLOL
Can’t stop laughing
Pretty accurate for Malamutes too! xD
I have three huskies and when they all howl at the same time, you can hear them for quite a distance even from inside the house. It's said a Huskies howl can be heard as far as 10 mi away.
“Heheh. Wrong house.”
-chihuahua
1:22 As a person who babysits 5 boston terriers
I can confirm this is highly accurate
I was just going to point out that no-one had mentioned them! I think it's accurate, too, although I've never had one. A neighbour did, when I was growing up. She invited my parents and I over to watch a Christmas special on her colour TV (we didn't have one yet, that's how long ago this was!). We couldn't understand why she carried a can of air freshener with her everywhere. Didn't take long to find out!!!! Cute dogs, but, oh my!
@@user-fe7mg5ot9z I know, they S T I N K
This is why I love German shepherd
The Chihuahua scene had me CRYING laughing! 🤣 My family had a Chihuahua growing up and she was straight up EVIL!!! She only liked my brother and would try to bite everyone else she could. My mother tried to rehome her several times but of course no one would take a dog exuding pure hatred toward everyone it saw (except my brother of course). Dang thing lived 14 years and I swear it was sheer spite pumping through her veins that kept her alive so long.
😂😂😂
This story reminds me of our family cat when I was a child. She only liked my brother, and would lurk under the stairs to attack people coming through the front door.
@@furlizard My grandma had a cat like that! They had a coffee table with a little shelf for magazines,and the cat would stretch out there and take swipes at anyone he didn't like!
Spite can be a powerful motivator.I've known a few humans like that.
Chihuahuas are cats in the wrong body and spend their entire lives pissed off about it.
The samoyed being a gamer/streamer is so accurate, if they were humans they would do that a 100%
"a one hundred" lol 80iq clown
Lmao why though, can somebody explain that joke to me?
@@cutecatsara123 Samoys are Very Talkative(TM) and Very Loud(TM)
One of my favorite breeds! They’re just awesome all the way around! To me they’re the perfect dog. Don’t even care about the shedding.
@@cutecatsara123 Samoyeds are probably one of the friendliest dogs you’ll meet, love to play games, and howls. I had one for about 17 years. Also, when I used to deliver, I’d get so happy when I’d see one. They either ignore you or they’re happy to see you to for about 5 seconds and then happily moves on because you’re not their owner. 😂
When I was living in Florida, my cousin’s pit bull almost became my dog, too. After coming back to Florida after about half a year, I saw the dog again, and it initially saw me as an intruder. The lights where I stood were turned off.
It barked a bit and growled, even as I clapped my hands and instructed it to come to me… by name. It wasn’t until my cousin called me out by name and turned on the lights so it could see who I was.
That was when the dog smiled as widely as I saw any dog smile… it’s lower jaw almost touched the floor. It then sprinted right at me, and grabbed onto my arm (which I believe is how pit bulls play), and basically wanted me to take it home with me. Wouldn’t be surprised if it desperately clawed at the glass doors and whined as I left the house.
I miss that dog.
Chihuahua:“Hehe, wrong house”
Robber: “holy crap I’m dead”
I’ve been a dog groomer for the better part of 20 years and these are all COMPLETELY accurate.
I didn't get the Samoyed one. Please explain?
I dunno how else to put it other than to say that every Samoyed I’ve ever come across can be so focused on one thing that they don’t notice/give a shit about what’s going on around them. Grant it…I live in Texas and haven’t come across too many since it is so hot here.
@@littlemisstink921 Granted* not Grant it or granite. Common spelling error.
Samoyeds just bark to bark I swear, probably what it is too.
@@MrCageCat I'm not able to edit Brooke's comment 😉
Do boxers allow burglars in ?
As a robber with active license i can confirm that this is 100% accurate
Lmao
uhm-
911 whats ur emergency
me: i found a robber
911: UHM MAAM WHERE EXACTLY IS THE ROBBER?
me: u-uh o-on the i-internet on yo-youtube-
Why are you a debt collector?
@@TheMrExemplar 🤣 the only legal robbers along with health insurance companies.
Actually this video would be a thief, a robbery and a theft are different things
The Belgian had me absolutely wheezing 😂😂
Italian Greyhound: *You want to see some real speed?!*
My beagle, "LET'S GO CHASE RABBITS AND BE FRIENDS!" She was even friends with the meter reader, the postal worker, and the UPS driver. LOL!
That's exactly what his LOUD howling is trying to convey. At least he works as a proximity alarm 😂
Beagles are SUPER friendly, probably the most friendly breed of all dogs. They love people, very forgiving, and, well, they're natural people-pleasers.
Terrible guard dogs....but make great alarms hahaha
Same here! Beagles forever
My beagle, he loves people :)
@@Aknight292 oooh yes! They are very loud, they howl at everything, they like anyone, they will just stand there and watch you die. But they are great to have
*True Story* When I was 14 years old. My family used to have three dogs. A chihuahua/poodle mix, mastiff/lab mix and a pitbull. We happened to move back to Mexico. The neighborhood had many break ins and it caused many people to put fences with spikes.
A robber saw our home as his next target he jumped over the fence and thought the coast is clear. My chihuahua mix heard him and staring barking. He didn’t take her seriously but he didn’t know that she warned our other dogs. The mastiff mix came out he was a bit worried but thought he wasn’t that much of a threat. But the moment our pitbull came out he knew he was dead meat. He ran towards the fence. As he was climbing my pitbull and mastiff bit his ass tore off his jeans. The robber managed to escape but only with his underwear. This is what my neighbor told my mom since he saw what happened.
🤣🤣now THAT'S what i call karma .. well done dogos🐕 🤣🤣
All 3 dogs including the chihauhau did their jobs! I hope they all got extra treats and pettings that night!!
🤩 WoOoOow
Pits are the fckin best! Mine was a mommas girl, until her dad got home from a few months at work then it was all about daddy! She knew when he was gone that she needed to be on alert. She would not let me answer the door without her in front of me, she even had the pizza guy terrified of her and she was never mean to him, she growled at him once but she saw he posed no threat..he eventually learned to stick the pizza next to the opening in the door and shed be like "FOOOOD!", he still would beg me to not let her out 😂 poor guy. She saved me plenty times. Even my husband's dumb friend learned. My husband had friends over one day, I wasn't feeling well, so I was laying on the couch watching TV. Alexis knew I was sick and she eas glued to me. She was laid across my legs on the couch when my hubs friend walked up to me, smacked me on the knee, and yelled "WASSUUPP!" , it scared me cuz I was into the movie , so I hollered a little. Alexis flew off thst couch and latched onto his arm. He was freakin out, I was like well you idiot you are my PITBULL laying across me and decide to come slap me, she thought you were hurting me, I ain't fussing her for that, she did her job, you just stupid. He started greeting Alexis first when he came to the house so she could sense he wasn't a danger 😂 and now that she knew he was scared of her, she fcked with him 😂it was so funny.
My girl crossed Rainbow Bridge in August at 15 years old. She'll always be the best girl in the world to me ❤😊
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I have 2 GSD females. Proud to say 100% accurate. They hear a leaf moving on the property, they are alert. Love my girls! ❤❤
Miss my old Marie dearly. She was a pitbull, died of a deadly sickness about 3 years ago... she was the most lovely dog i've ever had, never did anything to anyone who we - me and my family - presented to her. The day a few drunkards from the neighborhood tried to act funny and enter my house without permission for some reason, Marie went after them and almost bit off the meat from the bone of one's leg. Guy got hospitalized and thankfully managed to keep his leg. No one else dared enter my home without proper presentation ever again.
I felt kinda sorry for the drunkard at the time, but well... there was a "Beware of the Dog" sign on the front gate...
Used to own a husky and the derpface/blank stare before just foghorning is 100% true and SENT me you nailed it
Oh yeah where did it send you to?
@@charlesg7926 Like he said it sent him to
ruclips.net/video/_rGiIHRZ5hY/видео.html.
@@charlesg7926 outerspace.
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With chihuahuas, they're either extremely shy or extremely psychopathic, I once met a chihuahua and I squatted down to stroke it and it didn't make a sound it just walked away backwards and hit behind its owners legs, it was the most adorable thing I've ever seen, but then there are chihuahuas like my friends who would tear your eyes out if you looked at it for more than a second
2 normal stereotypes but not my Chihuahua. She isn't that shy nor is she that much of a yapper. She is actually kind to others except when she dont like them, but that aint often. She is special in that way. The licking is a bit much tho.
My deer head chihuahua a trip. She barks like a maniac at the doorbell, people walking past the window but then loves people that come in the door. If she doesn't like you, you have some seriously bad mojo going on.
Haha, all of your chihuahuas sound amazing. Thanks for sharing!
If she likes you, my Chihuahua will sniff you and sit on your lap where she'll stay until SHE'S good and ready to move.
If she doesn't like you, she will run after you, growling and barking. She got no teeth, but she will snap at you
I've always wanted a chihuahua, got one and she loves absolutely everyone. If a robber comes, she's gonna cuddle him. :D
As someone who owns a German Shepard Husky Mix, both are accurate especially the husky part.
In an apartment complex I once lived in, my chihuahua went after the neighbor's 110-pound hound who absolutely ran for it's life! Yep, that's the chihuahua.
i love that the gsd and the malinois are ready to throw down because that's what they were built to do, but the chihuahua is just psychotic 😆
Note to self: Get a malinois so I can have an awesome sparring partner
@@thewatcherinthecloud You can find surplus military and police ones sometimes.
@@thewatcherinthecloud Listen, they'd enjoy it.
German shepherds and Belgian malinois are highly trained private security guards protecting their homes and VIP’s. Chihuahuas are serial killers who get their kicks from inflicting pain.
Hey. If you were the smallest natural breed, you’d be psychotic too. 😂
As a husky owner I can tell you that that is 100% accurate, very vocal dogs they are
My dog is breed of mongrel and husky, so he screams and attacks perfectly.
Huskies are literally sirens
My husky isn’t very vocal, a few woos, mainly when he meets new people, he loves everyone. Sometimes that makes me sad that he’s quiet but sometimes I’m bloody glad lol
@Noirium ..eh? Could you speak up, please?.. I SAID... ugh, nm.
@@TheTutu1000: this is my bork-bork, he is a Husky, his name is _____.
😃: hello, _____, good dog.
🐶: woo.
Those were the best 2minutes of my LIFE!
The pit bull was quite accurate. That's what he thought, beeitch.
😂 I had a Samoyed and that is so true. In her whole life, she only growled once. We were in a drive-thru and some rando walked by. We heard growling coming from the back seat and we were like, “What’s that noise?Is that our dog!?”
Samoyeds are just giant cute peaceful friendly fluffy clouds 😆😂 But wow, if a samoyed growls at someone then you know something is really bad
My god speaking of samoyed, my great-grandma who lives in Shenzhen (somewhere in china) had like 7-8 of them as puppies including the mum and dad. It was 2011 and I was 8. My family and I stayed overnight at my great-grandma’s house as it was Chinese New Year or smt. During midnight my sister and I slept in the same room and we got woken up by the barking of dogs. It lasted for a while but we ignored it as we thought meh, probably a squirrel or smt. The next day when we got up all of the Samoyeds were gone. Literally all of them. My great-grandma cried and I’ve never ever seen her crying like this before. So we checked the CCTV two men broke into the yard and gave the dogs something to eat, probably rat poison. they then took them away and put them in some black plastic bags. The police then assumed (worst scenario) that those two men stole the dogs and sell them for meat and confirmed that the men gave something similar to rat poisons to the dogs. I was in shocked until now as there was no laws for protecting these poor animals. Not sure but I hope there is laws to ensure the rights for animals to be treated nicely 😢 I want to raise awareness that people are still illegally eating animals, and especially for those who steals people’s beloved for money
Samoyed isn't right at all. They'd probably just greet the robber and expect to be patted (crying if ignored). Oddly enough my Sammy didn't like the gas meter reader. Not sure if too many cat smells or he was casing houses to rob later.
Is samoyed and spitz same? Cause in the picture, it looks like spitz
@@joe9434 Samoyedes are considerably bigger and generally more "independent"
The German Shepherd one is 110% true. As far as they know, everyone but their owners are invaders and they will make some noise. A lot of it.
If you want to have one as a pet, expect them to be part time guard dogs and full time cuddle bunnies. They might grow up physically, but they will always act like puppies.
Mine is .01% cuddle bunny but when I get it 💙
Caucasian shepherd is the same, except it will proceed to maul the robber
@@fistinyourface7053 yup they'll eat up the robber. Love them dogs....looks more like a wolf and bear mix tbh
Lol yeah we had a German shepherd and ANYONE who would enter our house whose scent she didn't remember would be chased out of the house and to a GOOD distance and she would come back leisurely as if she didn't do anything 😂
Mine would never hurt a soul she would just walk up like ✨pEt mE ✨
Almost all the dogs I’ve had experience with in my life were boxers. My uncle has had at least 3, my family had one growing up that passed in July of ‘22 and currently a 1 year old. Boxers are some of the most playful and kind spirited dogs but if you threaten their human they will open a can of whoop ass. Those dogs are pure muscle
I’ve had a furbaby who was a mix of both Aussie and German shepherd as well as Pit in her bloodline, she was an absolute beast if she thought you were a threat. She would NOT let go the couple times she had to defend and I couldn’t have been prouder of my baby
I adopted a retired German shepherd K9 unit.
She caught a burglar once. Luckily for said robber, I remembered the commands to get her off said robber. The robber survived. His arm not so much
Lol. My Dad's German shephard could sniff out a smack head/chavv and would go for them bolting out the door to the gate. I went a year without seeing him and he welcomed me in with no one home. Very good dogs.
Thieves hate German shephard.
Good girl she deserves a good treat
@LambGoneBad the best 👌
Can i have my severed arm back?
@@bruh8545 no, it must have been delicious
I’ve been around most of these breeds, and by far the chihuahua is the biggest psychopath lol
accurate comment
I completely agree.
I got one for 13 years...if they could jump higher , they would bite off any intruder face. 😂
@@Neurhex During a home invasion I am 100% sure my pomeranian would do more damage to the intruder than the Aussie. Sure, her bites won't reach past their shins, but at least she will actually try to bite,them.
@@ivorynk752 yep , our small monsters 😂
LOVE! The German Shepherd - "So it's that kinda night, eh?" and the Belgian one had me LMAO.
“Come on in, grab a beer.”- Golden Retriever
Looking at the Golden Retriever impression, I now believe my Dad when he cautioned us about getting one. He told me that the dog would introduce himself to the robber like a true gentlemanly butler would, bring him some refreshments and actually lead him to my Mom's safe locker, asking him all the way if he were comfortable.
My Aunt and Uncle were robbed twice when their golden retriever was home alone. They got a sweet but huge German Shepherd. Never happened again.
Yeah goldens a great dogs. Goldens are terrible dogs.
Both of these sentences are true in very different ways lol
@@stellashepherd3229 so you got German shepherd then what happened to golden retriever.
@@andysfitness he was poisoned 💀
@@ggmann13 if you get a golden to defend against intruders you should be sent back to kindergarten to be re- schooled.
She's refrained from doing any damage when we play but I'm 99% certain my chihuahua puppy is training herself for the day she has to sever an intruder's Achilles tendons.
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Chihuahua’s are absolute psychopaths. I am fairly good at understanding the mental state of dogs but I can never understand what goes through the minds of those little devils. Well you could say that 9/10 times a chihuahua will bite you without any warning if you are a stranger and approach them unlike big dogs who still more or less maintain a distance and will give you warning.
@@prasenjitbhattacharjee9767 it’s why I want a Chihuahua. They’re demons and I find that hilarious
Not saying I don’t love my dogs I have rn tho, they’re big and loveable
I have two Chihuahuas ať home And they dont really bite. They bite if you provoke them like putting your fingers into their mouthes repeatedly but then th y lick where they bit you. Also one of them barks like crazy around other dogs And the other doesnt bark ať all.
Same with my dog
He’s not a chihuahua, just a small dog, but I’ve felt an actual bite from him, it hurts like hell and his barking is insanely loud
A dude tried to break into my brother’s apartment when i was a kid and his aussie ripped the dudes pinky finger off. Whats funny is that Aussie was one of the sweetest dogs ive ever had the pleasure of knowing she was the perfect dog and i miss her every day
The husky would scream even if there wasn’t a robber
As a person who doesn't own any dog and watches dog videos online, this is 100% accurate.
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
Me three
The healthiest side of internet are animal videos
@@mathmagic9137 me five
Me six
The greyhound is on POINT! My brother came to check on our house and our two furry folding tables broke away immediately to hide in their crates.
"Furry folding tables' lmfao
Ahaha
They are definitely one of the most shy breeds. Along with Dalmatians.
Mine was excellent at just snoozing though anything
accurate description of grayhounds xD Furry folding tables
Dogs reacting to robbers is hilarious! 😂
boxers always give you the look of a man that owes you millions of dollars🤣🤣
The German Shepherd one is so accurate. I’ve got one and while she’s pretty gentle, she will eat you if you mess with her family. (She actually stopped trying to play with the next door neighbor’s boxers after they killed one of our cats. She just growls at them now.)
Edit: so a month after this happened, we took in two 2 week old kittens. My dog loved them so much and watched them every second of the day (until they got a lot bigger). The first time she was allowed to interact with them she was super gentle and friendly and treated them like her own puppies. Moral of the story is that German Shepherds are 1. The perfect dog breed. And 2. A cat’s best friend.
@PickleDoge7 They were the ones who found her body
That's messed up.. Bruh..
Rip cat❤️♥️❤️♥️
My GSD was like that too. When it comes to family they are a "fuck around, find out" kind of breed
My dog’s weird he’s only like this at night. During the day he is super passive and skittish but at night he tries to fight everyone and is basically fearless.
The Golden Retriever one is so acurate. It happened to me. My dog even got a treat from the robber. hahahahaha Miss you so much, Mel! You were a great girl! 🥺
Yeah, they're not likely going to be good guard dogs unless you spend the time, effort and money to train them.
I'm always afraid people will misinterpret it, but I say it anyway: Golden Retrievers are the most adorable morons of dogs.
@@marks47 they’re the himbos of the dog world 😂
My golden was very protective of our property, and wouldn't take a treat from anyone outside the family. I guess from the rest of the comment section she was even more special than I thought haha
You wouldn't have been able to get into our yard let alone in the house without half the town knowing about it - our golden was very territorial and loud if needed. He would never have bit anyone but he was very convincing.
My grandparents had always had a chihuahua one day we went into town to do grocery shopping while we were out someone stopped by that wanted to talk to my grandfather about painting one of his rental houses when he finally meet up with my grandfather he made the joke that if he were a robber he would definitely not go into the house he'd leave he said the chihuahua looked like he bust through the window and destroy him the way he was barking and growling when he looked through the window to see if anyone was home the chihuahua with a knife is pretty accurate.
My American Bully is broken, he greets everone eagerly even if he doesn’t know them, don’t matter if it’s at home or on the streets. His not honouring his Pitbull relatives 😅His just too nice
As a person who shares her home with an Aussie and a chihuahua, this is 100% accurate.
60 likes and no replys? lol
@@floppa3005 And? What's your point?
@@momcatx2 huh?
Floppa Floppa
@@juliaalvarez537 :)
Robber: “Please don’t bark or bite”
Labrador: “Best I can do is a belly rub and treat, I’m taking a major risk here”
That's so fuckin true
Labrador: you get me the food from the top shelf you can take whatever you want dude.
GR as well
@@lilskipper4683 that's too accurate
Don't get it twisted though; they WILL defend if necessary. My 1st dog as a grownup was a black Lab, which I raised from a puppy. It was just the 2 of us. One time a friend came from out of town to go to another friend's wedding. I got home from the wedding 1st & went to bed. Suddenly my dog started barking his head off, and stood right in the front hallway. I was pretty sure it was my friend (I had given her the key), and I grabbed his collar & started trying to soothe him. As the doorknob turned, I felt him straining against me, still barking his head off, until he saw it was my friend, and she also started talking to him. If it hadn't been her, I don't know what he would've done, but he was NOT playing. He slept outside the guest bedroom the entire night.
Greyhound: *AM THE SPEED OF LIGHT-*
Robber: *…..wtf-*
I had a room mate a few ago who had a German Husky mix, beautiful white dog and we loved each other.
I wonder how they'd react to robbers.
Also, that Dog was STRONG. I didn't take him for walkies, he took me for draggies.
I can imagine the Pitbull saying "That's what I thought!" And then covering up with a fluffy, baby blanket. Lol
I picture this with a pitbull.
Pitbull: (Looking intimidating) What're you doing?!
Robber: Uh... Wrong house! (Quickly leaves)
Pitbull: (Slightly offended) Oh, well, I was just asking...
It's the blanket of the child he mauled.
They don't have to actually be threatening, they just have to look threatening.
Very true. Or going back to sleep on the owner's sandals.
And a squeaky toy
As someone who's been bitten by one, don't surprise a German Shepherd. Especially not one recued from an abusive home.
this^
my grandad had a German Shepherd as a guard dog and i swear this motherfucker's moto was "if someone looks at me funny imma start biting people"
This. I still have a scar in my leg. As a child i accidently walked over his tail. 0/10 experience
Or an ex-military/police dog
@@LHWK_RHC Or both
Yeah, know a friend who owns one, she is a normal one but shes still a little paranoid, shes like a librarian wielding an LMG next to her, gentle, as long as you are gentle too
As a husky owner, this is relatable.
Imagine the Owner of Husky hearing that howl in the middle of the night and waking up to see the robber just standing there awkwardly XDXD!
I grew up with a German Shepard in a high crime area. We could tell when someone was trying to rob us when he started growling at the door or window. All the neighbors got robbed, we never did.
I believe you. We had one growing up during the Crack epidemic. Nobody went near our house.
You make me want to get a German sheperd
@@frenchgirl5878
They're lovely. Need a lot of training and discipline, but lovely
I have a story about a German Shepard encountering a burglar (it’s not mine, it’s from a friend about someone they used to know)
Man had a German Shepard, dog lived at his place of business
Man walks in one morning and sees the dog with a blood soaked shirt in his mouth and a trail of blood leading to a broken window
Camera footage showed the dog waiting in the shadows for the burglar to fully enter the building before attacking
Could have easily ran up and started barking to scare the burglar away, and the only damage would be the broken window, but this dog _waited_ until he was in biting range before revealing himself
Sounds about right.
I'm a delivery driver and walked up to a house with a big yard. No signs of a dog, no leash or toys or even a beware sign. I had already gotten to the point I'm confirming delivery by the time I see something out of the corner of my eye. Only AFTER I saw it did the thing start barking and warding me away. Sucker knew how to crowd me too! Aimed clearly for my ankles but started rearing if I stopped backing up.
Thankfully it was smart and being trained, so just wanted me away rather than aiming to take me out. If that dog wanted me dead, my throat would have been getting some fresh air.
Jeez that is stone cold
Well...there's a reason K9 unit mostly consist of Sheperd. They literally do "blietzkrieg"
absolutely accurate. My brother´s German Sheppard NEVER barked when alone at home: curios neighbour tryed to enter as my SIL left the app without locking and pissed his pants (really) when "greeted" by the beast almoust standing on his back feet as he opened the door. He just about made it to close the door in the last second :D For and whit us he was our little darling, smooth like a cat... RIP Bert, best of Sheppards!
fuuuq
You couldn’t be more accurate about Australian Shepherds. They only want to run and play 😂
Despite not being a dog person, every doberman ive encountered has been extremely sweet. One is my grandparents dog and shes a rescue and had a pretty messed up past but shes very sweet and very protective.
Actually, Chow Chows are naturally aggressive dogs who were bred to chase off wolves back in the day, they need training, like the rottweiler, at a young age to be friendly towards people. So don't underestimate what your chow could do to a burgaler.
That's why the thief ran off before the chow even saw it. A chow chewed up my brothers face when we were younger. Luckily he was ok
This is true they are truly beautiful dogs but man they don't take shit from no one lol
What's there to estimate? He'd probably CHOW down the burglar... like a burger!
Hahaha... a Burglar Burger, lol!
If you pull up to a chow’s house and he doesn’t recognize you, your casket WILL need to be closed.
My mom had a Chow and he held the robber hostage for 3 days until she got back from a weekend trip.
Tibetan Mastiff: Woof. I'm not telling you twice.
More like KILL
Fila Brasileiro: you're gone as soon as your toe hits the property.
My Danes are the same one woooof and then it's action time lol
Sooo accurate...
@@sarahc8862 Don't mess with a Great Dane. They're friendly and cute until its go time, then you find out why they were used for hunting and protection.
Anytime I need a laugh, I just look at Jonnys latest. Always makes me happy. Thank you.
The chihuahua is spot on! Not in this video but the dachshund one is also spot on. 😂😅
My family owned 2 Dobermans a couple years back. Once every single house on our street was robbed, except ours. To make it even better when I was outside throwing the football with my friend a van which I had never seen before pulled up to our house, my dogs walked up to the fence in curiosity, as soon as the driver saw them, he sped off.
They’re sort of the “no one fears them for what they’ll do, but most fear them for what the CAN do
Man, sounds like that neighborhood SUCKS. Glad you had the dobermans.
@@Zarmdthecoolest Lucky, I have since moved out
Where was this where your neighborhood was a calm gta lobby? And the cops didn’t seem to do much of anything based on what you’re saying
@@jackakakreanxx5587 It was in a pretty sketchy neighborhood, and afterward they sent a police patrols every week
I have a Samoyed and it’s 1000% true. Once they’re focused on something, nothing can drag them away from it.
Oh I thought you meant there gamers you disapointed me now
@@Moistgerbil mine is a gamer
@@Moistgerbil nope. They’re just stubborn and super focused. Lmao
adopt dont shop chump
@@midgethobbit5243 um I agree? I don’t understand what that has to do with my comment….
I can see a golden retriever like: “OMG HEY!! DO U WANNA PLAY?! I WANNA PLAY! LETS PLAY FETCH”
A robber climbed onto our garden and even our balcony 1 night. Little did he know we have a midsize Australian terrier that appointed himself guard dog. He patroled twice after lights out, barked at suspicious things, and stayed alert to guard all night. Only 1 sneaker was left behind as proof in the morning.
Doberman just stares down your soul.
I think the thing with dobies is their statuesque tension. Even when they're happy, they're tense and INtense.
When they have a target for real though that tension is very different.
Dobie owner here and let me tell you - I’ve seen my puppy “stance up”, and it is intimidating. The only time I’ve ever seen it was when a dude I didn’t know got real close on a deserted trail. Boba, who like his namesake is both sweet and squishy, stanced up like he was going to commend that guy’s soul to Jesus. Dude backed up so fast I didn’t even have time to tell him not to come close.
I’ve never seen a full-grown dobie stance up, but suffice it to say I’m glad I’m on the right end of the leash!
@@cloverazar5315 Or you could think of the namesake as being the most dangerous bounty hunter out there.
@@JnEricsonx another excellent namesake, yep, and the thought did occur. I love a name with multiple meanings!
I love how the pittie doesn’t actually do anything and the robber just nopes out on reputation alone.
Pitties are very loving dogs, so yeah that tracks.
@@voydcat8089 Exactly!
@@voydcat8089
They're loving but they will throw down if need be.
Nopes out 😹
It's true, they are such big babies lol I love them
My chow chow would know you were there 😂 he's not a smooshy face chow, though. 😂
I just love this guy! Always leaves me w a smile 😊