Phil: Did you know that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father? Did you know that Bruce Willis was dead the whole time? Did you know that Rosebud is the sled?
Lol, of course the Pro Controller’s D-Pad is faulty. Surely it’s not Phil’s fat gouty sausage trotters sliding across multiple directions at once now, is it?
5:38 - the way Phil describes how Toad replaced the character Papa from Doki Doki Panic is absolutely BIZARRE. Also, not sure why anyone anywhere would be offended that a character with no turban replaced a character with a turban....
Honestly got confused there because he described it like Toad was portrayed by a real person, or as if Toad was a real person that replaced someone else.. idk
In the final battle with Wart, you can just go behind him and hit him with the vegetable. But nah, its better to reload 1,000 savestates like a champ🐷👍
Lmaooo. I'm 39 years old and bad at games, but this shouldn't exist. Mario 2 is literally the easiest shit ever. I remember renting it and beating it way before my rental time was up.
Looks like The 0utsyder has done it again by beating me to making another TIHYDP of another NES classic yet again. Big ups though. P.S. I'm planning on making a triple feature TIHYDP of the whole Super Mario Bros. NES trilogy (excluding "Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels (or as I like to call it, The Insanity Test), because I did one of that like a year ago and isn't my best DSP detractor related work), unfortunately for me, I've to wait till this Manchyld plays Super Mario Bros. 3 in 1 of his future paythroughs.
Dude, it's not a race nor is it any other kind of competition. If you want to make a TIHYDP on this game or any other that another person already made one of, just do it. There's no need to ask for permission or feel down when someone already uploads one for the game you were making one for. If anything, shoot to make yours even better then.
@@randomcommenter-pk1tj WingsofRedemption who is another lolcow streamer if you've never heard of or seen him. Usually his name is just shortened to Wings or Wingo etc.
I had never seen the game over screen in this game. I played in GBA and the SNES version (in Wii and currently Switch). If you ask me, play either or since those won't require you using save states every other screen if you're as proficient in games as Phil is. A misconception surrounding USA Mario 2 is that it's just a copy-pasta of Doki Doki Panic; however it's not just that as it has features the original doesn't. It did reskin the Arabian themes to be Mario-related, but it also had the following that weren't in the JP only story: -Run button. DDP doesn't have a run function at all, and it was added when the transition happened, in other words by itself the game is much more fun by default. -Character-stage: in DDP you pick your character and you have to beat the game with said character, no questions asked. If you use another member of the cast, you have to start from 1-1 with said character. -The soundtrack was revamped to have more than two aspects per song. This is noticeable more in the first song, though. -The Clawgrip boss was also added for SMB2 instead of a Mouser that tossed rocks. -Needless to say the plot and ending are different as well. This game ended up having a big impact in the Mario franchise, as we would see ninji, bob-omb, Birdo, shy guy and snifit particularly turn into recurring characters. Wart also has had a few cameos here and there as has the phanto mask.
This was genuinely more interesting and insightful than Phil's "believe it or not they changed Toad's turban into a mushroom. And I think Birdo is trans... or a crossdresser... whatever"
Bingo. *THIS* is how you do video game trivia about Mario Bros 2, not whatever the fuck Phil's whackadoo "Toad Turban" and milqetoast "ACKSHULLY ITS CALLED DOKI DOKI PANIC" factoids were.
lol immediately starting in the crucible of phil considering if he wants to use a slur or not while discussing birdette (as she apparently prefers to be called according to the strategy guide that is the one and only source on this factoid)
I remember seeing phil beat all the og megaman games on the nes, why the hell is he save scumming in mario 2? he clearly just doesn't give a shit anymore.
Lol. It doesn't matter what year it is, going to a DSP stream remains the same. "Support is slow, I don't know why, you guys seem like you're having a good time."
It's insane that I could beat this game at 7 years old and Phil abuses save states. It's honestly embarrassing. He doesn't care about gaming or his gameplay, he just wants to power through every game he plays with no hiccups because he actually doesn't like gaming, but it's all he has.
So I heard a rumor that this wasn't originally a Mario game, but I've never seen that addressed anywhere. Wonder if someone can give me some info on this mystery.
Imagine spending time in 2022 Genuinely trying to trash a Nintendo game made in 1988 over skin color options between Mario and Luigi because you can’t understand how skin pigmentation works….
Also you aren't gonna get details with 8 but characters. Maybe Mario's skin tone doesn't work with the green palette? Dude always picks out the most bizarre things to talk about.
I didn't know siblings are obligated to have the same skin tone. I guess I was adopted, or maybe my brother was, because not only our skin tones are very different, we look nothing alike. Thanks, Phil!
He's so bad at what is pretty much described as the easiest Mario game in the series. EDIT: I get so tired of listening to him talk to his cat like it's a dog. Cats don't respond to that nonsense.
Phil coping by saying 'Thank goodness I had save states. Other people used cheat codes or game genies.' Huh my big brother sure didn't back in the day! Copium!
Thanks for the steady flow of TIHYDP, I appreciate your efforts! Are TIHYDPs of the remaining classic Castlevania outputs in the pipeline either? I really would like to see the magnitude of Phil's failures there. 😄
I really love how he refuses to correlate the lack of donations with the save state abuse. Thats not his reality. Save states certainly make money where I come from lol
Love how he's constantly complaining about the Pro Controller. Not like you can buy yourself a wired controller. Or use the two Joycons that are literally connected to the damn thing.
The amount of times this clown unironically uses the "Mario Bros 2 Is ACKSHULLY Called Doki Doki Panic In Japan" meme is baffling. The entire point of that meme/joke is that its *the* go-to piece of Video Game Trivia that stereotypical nerds would trot out and here he is acting like its some groundbreaking piece of gaming trivia.
5:53 "Toad was played by a man with a turban." Ah yes, famous American rock musician Mojo Nixon.. who didn't have a turban. Seriously wtf is he even talking about... Also wasn't the whole Birdo thing just some joke from the US manual that then retroactively got forced into everything as "canon"? Similar to the "Poison" from Streets of Rage thing.
It's Final Fight, not Streets of Rage. They changed Poison and Roxy from regular females into trans due to female characters as enemies in a beat 'em up being an issue.
He's talking that in the old doki doki panic the character that Toad replaced wore a turban. Since the game was more Arabian themed before the Mario make over.
It's astonishing that he can tell somebody to mind their own business when they ask about how his finances are doing. He has literally spent years making sure it is his viewers business.
God his playthrough reminds me of when I was 5 and had trouble. I didn't have save states, the fact that he's abusing them in this vid is so hard to watch.
Seeing this playthrough of a beloved game from my childhood made me go back and do my own playthrough on my Nintendo Classic Mini. I found just about every mushroom, increased my extra lives to 23 by collecting coins and playing the bonus game. I finished the game without save states and barely lost any lives. Beating Wart was not hard and I am shocked Phil didn't know that in order to damage Wart, you need to throw the vegetables in his mouth.
- He clowned the stream up so much in an attempt to attract viewes but he only ended up with $22! - Yes, kids in 2022 really love Super Mario Bros!!! Another genius business idea By Philip "Darksy" Burnell
I Beat This Game Without Using Save States Because I Know This Game, Especially When I Also Played on Super Nintendo With Super Mario All-Stars and GameBoy Advance Version, Super Mario Advance is my Favorite Game.
Toward the end of the second half, when he's clearly drunk or buzzed it's actually the most (relatively) watchable segment I've seen from him. He seems much more laid back (again, relative to him) and doesn't hurl insults at his idiots.
2:40 More proof Phil doesnt know wtf he's talking about and has no family. I have a brother myself and we look very different. I look exactly like my father (bro takes more from ma) and I have a slighty darker complexion, but I know for a fact we have the same parents. The Mario bros look more alike than I do to my brother, but Mr. Only Child here thinks that brothers have to be mirror images of each other. Go outside and look at other human beings every once in a while Phillip the Hermit.
For a moment just imagine that you are kat and you just worked a 12 hour shift, and the first thing you see when you walk in the door is your bum husband waddling towards you carrying a cat. How many tears will you cry into your pillow tonight?.
4:30 in and he has drawn attention to character's skin color and called Birdo "a transgender", as much as the world changes it's nice to see that Phil will truly never stop being unaware and bigoted.
Wasn't there an older vid where Phil says he's the best gamer, not in the world, in the universe? Cuz he just died about what, 110 times playing super Mario 2... jesus
Phil: Did you know that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father? Did you know that Bruce Willis was dead the whole time? Did you know that Rosebud is the sled?
"Hey guys, here's a little secret you might not know about this game from 34 years ago!"
this man gives you a step by step guide how to give him more money but can barely read in 80% of the games he plays lmao never change dave
His controller seems to be working juuust fine when navigating that savestate menu perfectly well....
No dropped inputs there.
@@honkworld9405 the save state menu never has lagged inputs dood
Seriously
Lol, of course the Pro Controller’s D-Pad is faulty. Surely it’s not Phil’s fat gouty sausage trotters sliding across multiple directions at once now, is it?
I love the pro controller, yes the D-pad isnt the best but the rest of the controller is nearly perfect.
5:38 - the way Phil describes how Toad replaced the character Papa from Doki Doki Panic is absolutely BIZARRE.
Also, not sure why anyone anywhere would be offended that a character with no turban replaced a character with a turban....
Also the original Doki Doki Panic was Middle Eastern themed.
Honestly got confused there because he described it like Toad was portrayed by a real person, or as if Toad was a real person that replaced someone else.. idk
You can tell he hates this game. He starts running as fast as he can and stops talking so he can finish the game while abusing savestates.
"My house is like an echo chamber"
So is your channel and your whole online presence
Lmao
These save states should file a law suit for abuse. The last boss was painful, he might as well have been fighting Pontiff Sulyvahn.
In an alternate universe there's a controller using Phil to play this game complaining about how Phil is busted.
And it'd be right.
In the final battle with Wart, you can just go behind him and hit him with the vegetable. But nah, its better to reload 1,000 savestates like a champ🐷👍
If one is playing as Mario and Toad, they should not bother doing that, as their jumps aren't on par like Peach's and Luigi's.
Lmaooo. I'm 39 years old and bad at games, but this shouldn't exist. Mario 2 is literally the easiest shit ever. I remember renting it and beating it way before my rental time was up.
Hey! Cut him some slack, the controller, the game, the TV, the Luigi, this game is garbage, Phil's just having a bad day. Ugh!
/massive s
DSP turned 40 on April 6th.
FR
Looks like The 0utsyder has done it again by beating me to making another TIHYDP of another NES classic yet again. Big ups though.
P.S. I'm planning on making a triple feature TIHYDP of the whole Super Mario Bros. NES trilogy (excluding "Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels (or as I like to call it, The Insanity Test), because I did one of that like a year ago and isn't my best DSP detractor related work), unfortunately for me, I've to wait till this Manchyld plays Super Mario Bros. 3 in 1 of his future paythroughs.
cause u both want his special ack sauce most have lifes i guess u both love phil so much he loves u long time ack ack ack ack ack ack
Dude, it's not a race nor is it any other kind of competition. If you want to make a TIHYDP on this game or any other that another person already made one of, just do it. There's no need to ask for permission or feel down when someone already uploads one for the game you were making one for. If anything, shoot to make yours even better then.
Dave can load a suspend point almost as fast as Wings can rage quit out of a game.
I might be dumb for not knowing this but what are wings?
@@randomcommenter-pk1tj WingsofRedemption who is another lolcow streamer if you've never heard of or seen him. Usually his name is just shortened to Wings or Wingo etc.
I had never seen the game over screen in this game. I played in GBA and the SNES version (in Wii and currently Switch). If you ask me, play either or since those won't require you using save states every other screen if you're as proficient in games as Phil is.
A misconception surrounding USA Mario 2 is that it's just a copy-pasta of Doki Doki Panic; however it's not just that as it has features the original doesn't. It did reskin the Arabian themes to be Mario-related, but it also had the following that weren't in the JP only story:
-Run button. DDP doesn't have a run function at all, and it was added when the transition happened, in other words by itself the game is much more fun by default.
-Character-stage: in DDP you pick your character and you have to beat the game with said character, no questions asked. If you use another member of the cast, you have to start from 1-1 with said character.
-The soundtrack was revamped to have more than two aspects per song. This is noticeable more in the first song, though.
-The Clawgrip boss was also added for SMB2 instead of a Mouser that tossed rocks.
-Needless to say the plot and ending are different as well.
This game ended up having a big impact in the Mario franchise, as we would see ninji, bob-omb, Birdo, shy guy and snifit particularly turn into recurring characters. Wart also has had a few cameos here and there as has the phanto mask.
This was genuinely more interesting and insightful than Phil's "believe it or not they changed Toad's turban into a mushroom. And I think Birdo is trans... or a crossdresser... whatever"
Bingo. *THIS* is how you do video game trivia about Mario Bros 2, not whatever the fuck Phil's whackadoo "Toad Turban" and milqetoast "ACKSHULLY ITS CALLED DOKI DOKI PANIC" factoids were.
lol immediately starting in the crucible of phil considering if he wants to use a slur or not while discussing birdette (as she apparently prefers to be called according to the strategy guide that is the one and only source on this factoid)
I remember seeing phil beat all the og megaman games on the nes, why the hell is he save scumming in mario 2? he clearly just doesn't give a shit anymore.
80s kids like me didn't need save states. Poser Phil strikes again.
90s kid here, us neither playing the SNES version.
Either you beat the level or not back then. All outta lives? Too bad. Enjoy being stuck on Level 1, Phil.
lol... How can anybody suck at SMB2 ... oh right it is Phil we are talking about
9:30 your house is not the only echo-chamber you have Phil
Lol. It doesn't matter what year it is, going to a DSP stream remains the same. "Support is slow, I don't know why, you guys seem like you're having a good time."
oh no fucking way the save state saga continues ! big ups piemp you suffer for us thank you
I have no idea why he played this version when the SNES one has a save feature.
@@Alice89chan k8ng of retro but hates emulation and hes way too lazy to play on actual hardware Lol
King of lazyness king of begging
EvilAJ2010 beats every level in Super Mario 2, unedited, zero deaths, and the entire video is 48 minutes including credits and everything.
Dave's really like, damn I started up the game and it went to the title screen 😲 like what the fuck did you think was gonna happen?
Lmfao
It's insane that I could beat this game at 7 years old and Phil abuses save states. It's honestly embarrassing. He doesn't care about gaming or his gameplay, he just wants to power through every game he plays with no hiccups because he actually doesn't like gaming, but it's all he has.
he plays them when I was like 12 trying to blast through a game before the rental was up in like ps2 days, it makes them feel like a fucking chore.
8:03 The classic telltale sign of a great marriage. Closing your door when your "wife" gets home.
Oh, Boy. Phil abusing Save Sates In Mario 2? You already know what that means: Fails, Fails, And More Fails. "The King Of Retro", My Ass!🤣🤣🤣
The King of Retry morelike
@@Kossington And Let's Not Forget "The King Of Save Scuming".
King of Posers
Seeing Daves soul melt on stream as he constantly reloads the same save state 150 times as he hates what hes playing, warms my soul
@@Kossington LMAO
LOL1 He never thought to just drop the key and lose the Phanto for a sec!
Phil is a 4th Place Savestate Champion
For real
I remember beating this when i was like six.... come on Phil.
So I heard a rumor that this wasn't originally a Mario game, but I've never seen that addressed anywhere. Wonder if someone can give me some info on this mystery.
That is true the original version of this was called Doki Doki panic.
@@Zxzero36 that's nuts!
"let's think about this" proceeds to grab a bomb and fall directly down a hole haha, Phil in a nutshell
The King of retrograde amnesia.
Imagine spending time in 2022 Genuinely trying to trash a Nintendo game made in 1988 over skin color options between Mario and Luigi because you can’t understand how skin pigmentation works….
Also you aren't gonna get details with 8 but characters. Maybe Mario's skin tone doesn't work with the green palette? Dude always picks out the most bizarre things to talk about.
I personally never even noticed that.
I didn't know siblings are obligated to have the same skin tone. I guess I was adopted, or maybe my brother was, because not only our skin tones are very different, we look nothing alike. Thanks, Phil!
We should have a save state counter at this point lol
He's so bad at what is pretty much described as the easiest Mario game in the series.
EDIT: I get so tired of listening to him talk to his cat like it's a dog. Cats don't respond to that nonsense.
i honestly find the nes castlevania games easier than the nes mario games, im just so bad at them
This Is How You Don't Take Care Of Cats
can Phil ever finish a game under 100 deaths? 🤣
Phil coping by saying 'Thank goodness I had save states. Other people used cheat codes or game genies.' Huh my big brother sure didn't back in the day!
Copium!
Thanks for the steady flow of TIHYDP, I appreciate your efforts! Are TIHYDPs of the remaining classic Castlevania outputs in the pipeline either? I really would like to see the magnitude of Phil's failures there. 😄
I really love how he refuses to correlate the lack of donations with the save state abuse. Thats not his reality. Save states certainly make money where I come from lol
Love how he's constantly complaining about the Pro Controller. Not like you can buy yourself a wired controller. Or use the two Joycons that are literally connected to the damn thing.
48:43
...He knew this whole time that he could let go of the fucking key? I guess my hopes were too high assuming that he just didn't know earlier.
Gee Phil, if you know so much about this game, how come you're so bad at it and don't remember where the mushroom locations are at Subspace like I do?
DSP dressed up as the princess for halloween this year.
The amount of times this clown unironically uses the "Mario Bros 2 Is ACKSHULLY Called Doki Doki Panic In Japan" meme is baffling.
The entire point of that meme/joke is that its *the* go-to piece of Video Game Trivia that stereotypical nerds would trot out and here he is acting like its some groundbreaking piece of gaming trivia.
Nice, right as I watching AC Origins tihydp again (playing through Valhalla), best late night gift, a tihydp.
Get your popcorn and favorite soda ready. Let the salt flow DSP.
40:11 holy heck, this section is brutal. And I don't mean the game. Phil, you suck. So bad.
5:53 "Toad was played by a man with a turban."
Ah yes, famous American rock musician Mojo Nixon.. who didn't have a turban.
Seriously wtf is he even talking about...
Also wasn't the whole Birdo thing just some joke from the US manual that then retroactively got forced into everything as "canon"? Similar to the "Poison" from Streets of Rage thing.
It's Final Fight, not Streets of Rage. They changed Poison and Roxy from regular females into trans due to female characters as enemies in a beat 'em up being an issue.
He's talking that in the old doki doki panic the character that Toad replaced wore a turban. Since the game was more Arabian themed before the Mario make over.
It's astonishing that he can tell somebody to mind their own business when they ask about how his finances are doing. He has literally spent years making sure it is his viewers business.
big ups 0utsyder. Love the khantent I just wish there was a timestamp to skip the intro somewhere
you mean this beast intro lol
All of 0utsyder's modern TIHYDP videos starts after the 2 minute, 8 second intro. Yeah, I counted. ^^
@@FireyPaperMario there's no need to count mate, the time is in the video! 😉 /s
22:20 This should also be a reference to any huge paypig throwing money at him.
The King of Retro back at it again
The echo in the house, if true, a couple of paintings would solve the issue, if not true it's cause Kat's room is probably opposite to phil's.
His ability of not being able to recognize simple patterns in a game that children rented and finished in a weekend.
God his playthrough reminds me of when I was 5 and had trouble. I didn't have save states, the fact that he's abusing them in this vid is so hard to watch.
The boss fights feel so weird without the pause and "THIS IS AS FAR AS YOU'LL GO!" playing in a bit crunched voice
Insert bowser's laugh from the Mario super show
He should think about things before he says them.
13:17
DSP:Wait, what does "RETRY" do?
(Selects "retry")
Everyone saw that coming.
The King of savestate abuse
He knows that rewind exist?
Seeing this playthrough of a beloved game from my childhood made me go back and do my own playthrough on my Nintendo Classic Mini. I found just about every mushroom, increased my extra lives to 23 by collecting coins and playing the bonus game. I finished the game without save states and barely lost any lives. Beating Wart was not hard and I am shocked Phil didn't know that in order to damage Wart, you need to throw the vegetables in his mouth.
You shouldn’t be shocked at anything Phil does, he sucks ass at games.
A small golden age of TIHYDPs is upon us
- He clowned the stream up so much in an attempt to attract viewes but he only ended up with $22!
- Yes, kids in 2022 really love Super Mario Bros!!! Another genius business idea By Philip "Darksy" Burnell
ahh the perfect kahntint to enjoy with my Taco Bell. Brilliant work as always Mr. 0utsyder
50:56 - Snort... not even you could honestly believe that sounded good in any way...
Phil acting like this game was hard. I remember i used to beat this in an afternoon with 20-30 lives at least when i was 8
40:10 this one single section made me laugh too hard, it could've been it's own video.
Privatize the gains socialize the losses dsp playbook
I Beat This Game Without Using Save States Because I Know This Game, Especially When I Also Played on Super Nintendo With Super Mario All-Stars and GameBoy Advance Version, Super Mario Advance is my Favorite Game.
Toward the end of the second half, when he's clearly drunk or buzzed it's actually the most (relatively) watchable segment I've seen from him. He seems much more laid back (again, relative to him) and doesn't hurl insults at his idiots.
2:40 More proof Phil doesnt know wtf he's talking about and has no family. I have a brother myself and we look very different. I look exactly like my father (bro takes more from ma) and I have a slighty darker complexion, but I know for a fact we have the same parents. The Mario bros look more alike than I do to my brother, but Mr. Only Child here thinks that brothers have to be mirror images of each other. Go outside and look at other human beings every once in a while Phillip the Hermit.
Aw yeah, I'm so ready for this one. 😅
The Skull and Bulk theme fits him so perfectly.
this is some top notch cahhhhntent
The fact he has to make a save state for just making progress of like 5 steps is laughable
Interesting…DSP playing Super Mario 2 is yet another reason to execute clown mode for 90% of the play through (and suck at the game).
You know the only controller he never seams to complain about is his fight stick. Every other complaint has been about the systems controller
Watch his Street Fighter 6 streams
First.
Excute Clown mode.
ORDER PIGGY SIX.
I am ready for some clownmode kino
DSP's last watched RUclips video before his stream? WatchMojo's 50 Things You May Not Have Known about Super Mario 2
Imagine if Phil played the Japanese version of Super Mario Bros 2. He would ragequit that game on day 2.
He did it sucked
@@JasonSanchez-fj4xklinks?
Where is what happened what happened the game glitched from?
TIHYDP Need for Speed Payback, Part 2
SMB2 The Lost levels first came out in the US during the 90's. It was called super mario bros for super players.
THROW THE FUCKING KEY!
So much gin drinking in this one 😂🤣
Truly the magnum opus of TIHYDP. Holy shit he's so bad at this game I almost think it's an act.
9:36 NGL, those damn birds waxed me too
Oh boy another crappy retro playthrough brought to you by the King of Save States.
he had to use save states on a reskin that was made easier...dude
Birdies KDR against phil was pretty good
At a certain point in this playthrough clown mode morphs into drunk on gin mode.
2:34 What the world Dave?
For a moment just imagine that you are kat and you just worked a 12 hour shift, and the first thing you see when you walk in the door is your bum husband waddling towards you carrying a cat. How many tears will you cry into your pillow tonight?.
stop looking at the chat
I think I only save stated once on this game for finding a hidden door not 100 times
I beat it on the NES when I was young, before emulators and save states.
Do you think Phil should have played the All star version or the GBA version
4:30 in and he has drawn attention to character's skin color and called Birdo "a transgender", as much as the world changes it's nice to see that Phil will truly never stop being unaware and bigoted.
All he did was state facts. The dude's an absolute moron and is shit at everything he does, but he didn't do anything strange there.
Wasn't there an older vid where Phil says he's the best gamer, not in the world, in the universe? Cuz he just died about what, 110 times playing super Mario 2... jesus
You should have saved state phil