Laws From Around the World You Won't Believe Are Real
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"Physiological evacuation" sounds like a bad take literal translation that strips the original word or phrase used of whatever cleverness it conveys in the original language.
O.G.B.B. xD been watching since 2015 @Brain Blaze @Top Tenz
Norweigen Shhhhmokin' xD I heard you the first time, don't try to hide it @Simon xD Learnin' Shhhtuff with Shhhhhmokin' Boy waiting for the stop sign to turn green;)
😅😅
You need to do a video on the Abernathy boys they rode cross country from New York City to San Francisco. WHEN THEY WAS 13 and 9 years old. And from Guthrie OK to Santa Fe when they was ONLY 5 AND 9 YRS OLD‼️‼️‼️
Kevin: I have no memory of Danny's previous scripts on this topic.
Kevin: I also forgot *I* wrote a script on this topic.
Simon: I don't remember any of this.
Me: Good news, boys . . . I also don't remember any of these previous videos (despite the fact that I've definitely watched them all). Let's f**kin GOOOOOO!
I LOVE this summary. :D
Time to rewatch everything
Me and @khall3131 same page
Yes. Exactly
As an Australian myself I have to comment the stereotypical jokes about Australian culture and swearing are 100% true and I pissed myself laughing at them.
No it's bloody fucken not 😂
In the ocean?
With the amount of venomous and poisonous shit you have… imagine getting arrested for shouting “oh shit” if you see a snake or whatever 😂
I’d probably end up getting arrested for saying “fuck!” whilst running away from a piece of rope on the ground.
:) Australians "pissing" laughter .. that was a surprise phrase the first time I heard it
Fuck yea
Anyone else want Simon narrate an audiobook, but BB or CC style? Like not just read the book, but include reactions and comments?
A 3 hour book turns into 3 days. I'm in. :)
If its CC style i vote for kids book
Absolutely, but it has to be Lord of the Rings. Not only does he hate fantasy novels, but he would butcher the names. It would be hilarious.
The abridged version would still be the entire story, just with all of Simon's rants and tangents cut out.
@@QBCPerdition My god, LOTR in Brain Blaze fashion... each book would end up being like 146 hours long.
DO IT, SIMON!!
The Guinea pig law makes some sense. Some animals get very depressed by themselves. I used to have pet ducks. When one died, I got a new one, but it was a baby so I kept them apart for a month. Well, the adult duck, Quacker, wanted out of the pen first thing in the morning, and he would go straight to the sliding glass door and sit there all day, except to eat and bathe. After a few days I realized what was going on so I put a mirror in his pen. From then until the new duck was older, he would sit contentedly by his mirror friend all day.
My Guinea pig 1 died, and Guinea pig 2 lived happily alone throughout her old age. 4 years during which she believed she was human and lived free range in the house.
I am grateful that introducing cat A to cat B isn’t legally obligated.
The only problem I see is the "Guinea Pig Ladder" Simon suggested. I guess you could always sell your lone guinea pig when the older of the two dies, but you'd have to find someone else who wants to have an endless chain of guinea pigs since they can't have just one either
@@philippal8666Not in Peru.
@Wi-Fi-El since there is no law against having 3 guinea pigs, just find someone who already has two and is willing to take in a third.
I'm gonna assume the real reason Factboi is in the Czech Republic is because they have a law that says you cannot hold *only one* person prisoner in your basement.
Happy New Year to all and may we all be blessed with plentiful Brain Blaze scripts and the finest of Colombian nose candy!
There’s probably minimum and maximum depths for the basement. Cage wire, bowl size, bedding material, supplemental biscuits as well as access to fresh food and grass. Also fines for letting your ‘pets’ get loose.
@@philippal8666they should also start making fines for pets that get hold of cameras and start making RUclips channels… they’re just gonna end up spreading “people locked in a basement” propaganda!
as he has said before, its because of the cocaine laws. clearly
I've always assumed it is because it's the meth-capital of the world.
Colombian*
I don't think you want coke from Columbia
In my country fines are measured by x times your daily income. That does not only keep up with inflation, it also makes sure that rich and poor people are effected equally.
I like it what country are you from?
I've liked this idea since I first heard it...but how does it determine daily income?
A sales person on commission could make a lot one month but nothing the next. Or a really rich person who doesn't need to work might not have any "real" income.
Rich people do not live on their income, they live on loans hedging on their wealth. The world is filled with $1 / yr (or minimum wage) salaried CEOs, business owners etc. for precisely the same reason.
@@zwerko The court makes an estimation how much these people earn up to a maximum daily rate of 30.000 €. (Minimum e.g. for a homeless person is 1 €, normal for poor people is 10-15 € per day)
@@blakemtg47 Germany
Teaching your kids how to properly swear is an important part of parenting.
100% agree. It's a responsibility
Your parents taught you? You didn't learn it from the big kids on the playground?
Remember kids - swearing is cool as long as you don't do it around the adults.
If your worried about zombies just surround your house in treadmills. 😂😂😂
🤯🤯🤯 True genius right here🤣🤣🤣
"I'm not even a criminal... yet" - mmm hmmm, allegedly.
Brain blaze drinking game:
One shot every time something in the list happens…
1. Per tangent minute.
2. When Simon says “… and I, same page”.
3. “Am I RIGHT PETER”.
4. Siri not working.
5. Question asked at ChatGPT.
6. When Simon says “amount of times I’ve …., amount of times I’ve ….. f’ing ZERO.
7. When Simon explains that Dave is blind.
8. Per 5 vintage memes. (Extra shot if it is, “joke’s on you, I’m in to that sh!t”)
9. If an intro is longer than 5 minutes.
10. Simon mentioning he has other channels.
11. Simon calling it “business blaze” instead of “brain blaze”. (Blain braze if he gets dyslexic)
12. Simon telling what he has been, or is gonna be, eating or drinking that day.
13. Simon sh!tting on Raid shadow legends.
14. Simon telling that he is doing this video because the last video with the same subject did well.
15. Simon telling us that he likes money.
16. Simon tells that he lives in the Czech Republic.
17. When Simon says “allegedly”.
18. Simon mentioning Vessi or sheeth, sponsor not included.
19. Simon says “bruh”.
20. Simon saying “go’ dayum”.
21. Simon mentioning his children.
22. Simon mentioning his basement situation.
23. Simon complaining that they are building something close to him and he is annoyed by the sounds while filming.
24. Simon says he doesn’t like magic or sci-fi movies or doesn’t get a reference.
25. Simon talks about small brains or big brains
Due to a smart suggestion, I’ll advise to pick a few out for that video or make a bingo card. Also drink responsibly.
Add you’re own suggestion and I’ll add it for next week.
Simon asking himself if he's covered a subject before.
As an Australian, I don’t think even the police know that law.
I know I’d never heard of it. I wish I was surprised that it’s enforced in such a racist way.
My Chihuahua (very small dog) seemed lonely after I stopped fostering Chihuahua puppies, so I got a kitten. They play, snuggle, and they seem happier, my husband will be so mad when I randomly bring home another Chihuahua, probably another foster pup, but it has to wait until we move house. Two pet limit when you live on a military base. But they are both technically ESAs, and my county allows 3 ESAs, so I could technically do 5 legally, but I don't want my landlord to hate me, and I'm moving next year.
“but I don’t want my landlord to hate me”…. How about the husband? 😅
@@darlenefraser3022the husband will definitely get over it faster.
@@darlenefraser3022my thoughts too, if she's moving next year then landlord is even less important. The husband on the other hand... 😂
I had to opted a pitbull border Collie cross and he was big at 6 months. He was like 60 lb and our friend had to rehome their older 22 lb (overweight) Chihuahua beagle cross. The first thing that little dog did was make my 60 lb pit bull run across the house scared for his life😂
@ 😂 😂 😂
Happy New Year Simon and all the Brain Blaze crew!
You too! Hope it turns out amazing
Happy New Year!
"I like my zombies slow".... prefect phrase to end the year on!!!😮😮😂😂
Before he even said "please don't clip that" I was already thinking f yeah, new amazing out of context clip 😂 16:21
I was rolling because I knew it before i heard it 😅
Daddy chill
5:23 a shot at Kristi Noem😂😂😂
Justice for Cricket! All they did was act like a puppy!
Ironically given the intro, I had forgotten most of what was in this episode until I just listened to it
21:40 Regarding "physiological evacuation" and why they called it that.... something to consider is that the laws would probably also include forbidding people from vomiting on beaches and in the sea - e.g. when people get really drunk and proceed to puke everywhere, something I suspect is more common than people peeing and pooping on the beach.
as an AFAB person, certain things evacuate my body on a daily basis and then a monthly one without my consent, so... it seems a bit too much of an umbrella term imo xD
@@PensiveOmen Well I mean... As AFAB as I am too, I wouldn't exactly be thrilled to be following someone's free bleeding trail down the beach either.
@@Narangarath haha free bleeding no, but if someone starts their cycle while swimming, now they're a criminal... its just so vaguely worded it could mean anything. Could even apply to a child using their diaper tbh
@@PensiveOmen Ok, if we're being completely serious, I do agree that the wording is rather broad. However, I'm sure you can present mitigating factors (a kid being a kid, sudden illness or onset of a period etc) and I would bet money this is largely to discourage drunken vacationers from peeing on the beaches and taking dumps in the shallow water.
Wait, so that Spanish law is so vague that sweating and bleeding on Spanish beaches and ocean are also against that law too.
God damn they overdid it.
"Who's pooping on the beach?"
:Canadians:
Oh boy! Lemme tell ya bud!
A remote ocean beach -yes.
Then there is Victoria...
So you've been to Wasaga.
Yeah, the question of who's pooping on thr beach...I could think of a lot of answers.
A) Children...they're gross
B) homeless people, they have no where else to go many times
C) drunk people
D) college kids...but that is probably covered by C.
I do the same when watching many of Simon's videos. RUclips says I watched it but I have zero memory of such!
I blame the drugs.
Same, but I'm stone cold sober.
I blame the old age.
Lol, the irony of Simon thinking Longyearbyen sounds very Norwegian, when most of that name is in English. the end, -byen just means city. So it's just Long Year City. It's really the one city name here that doesn't sound very Norwegian 😂
Meanwhile I'm yelling at the screen... I know that place! I watch videos with Cecilia from Svalbard!
It's comedy gold. The comments are hilarious.
To quote Homer Simpson, "It's funny because its true."
I love that he mentioned Demolition Man. Fantastic movie
Simon is so funny he's never seen like Star wars or any popular movies but then he randomly be like ah demolition Man or the game from 1993, both good movies but like pretty random.
@no_nameyouknow I dunno, I think about Demolition Man every time I go to Taco Bell
I remember seeing the rule on emptying yourself in the ocean appearing, like, seriously, how do they check?? Can't taste the water around you cos it's already salty and wet, and that mystery floater, could just be a dead sea cucumber that just happened to appear for no reason... :P
I had a guinea pig called Pjevse as a kid, she lived on the couch i usually sat on instead of in a cage x3 the past was wild
"Drag it to the gravel pit. Maybe you'll even find a smelly goat."
Hey, I understood that reference 😂
Please enlighten me.
@GiantPetRat Before the last US election, one of Trump's potential running mates admitted to shooting her puppy and a goat in a gravel pit. Kristi Noem.
Not acceptable Fact Boi. You must have perfect memory or you will have your Fact Boi title revoked.
He give the fact, like the mail man give your mail, he do not have to understand facts, he just put them in your personal mailbox.
16:29 " LOOK AT MY 🐓"
@@scottfraser706 facts
Happy new year simon and the basement gang
Congratulations on 10 years! 10 years! Amazing!
Happy New Year Fact Boi, may you slap scripts all through 2025.
While swearing may be illegal here in Australia, it depends on the definition of swearing. ( Generally it is thinking too hard in front of a police person that may be having a bad day is enough like swearing, repeating what they just said is also swearing at the police )
That Australian law immediately made me think of George Carlin's "Seven Words". There must be a list of all the words that are considered swearing for the law to be enforceable.
G'day,
Well, you're almost not-wrong...
One of the almost-vanished Sayings, or vernacular expressions, which I grew up hearing (1961-vintage) was,
"As near as
'Damn !'
is, to being
Swearing...!"
Used in examples where
"If it looks like a Duck, quacks, and waddles like a Duck - then it is, actually, probably, a Duck...".
In French, for example,
"Tantamount" - meaning
"As good as being the same thing"...; from "Tante" being Aunt while "Mount" means to copulate with - therefore a man introduced as being
"Tantamount to being my Uncle", is not married to her - but everybody knows & understands that he copulates with one's Aunty...
"As near as Damn is to being
Swearing, he's tantamount to being part of the Family..."
Conveys a lot of information
Almost
Politely.
Just(ifiably ?) sayin'.
Such is Life,
Stay safe,
;-p
Ciao !
Kevin, Simon didn't get your very American reference about the gravel pit & goat, but I did! USA! USA! 😂
The Aussie way of assessing fines should be the way we decide minimum wage. If the currency can't be stable just peg it to something that is stable
Big thanks to editor Mayor of the sh*t beach! You really made me crack up. 😆
I don't think it was a law, but I remember reading in our state's driver's ed manual that whenever you pass another car, you're supposed to beep your horn at them.
I wonder if that's how road rage originally started.😂
"Sometimes I look through old emails and...oh look, another channel!"
No, guinea pigs are not low effort pets that are good for children. AT ALL.
They are extremely complicated and quite difficult, and even require specialist veterinary treatment.
Although tbh the idea that any living creature is an "easy mode pet for a child" is a gross over simplification that often leads to the neglect of the animal.
Children should not be pet owners.
As someone who got a guinea pig as a young child I completely agree with you
Get a kitten (in Europe/Asia) if it’s not cared about it moves house. Your pet-caring skills ramp up when you actually have to entice the animals back. This is how I’ve ended up with around 2.6 cats over the last 10 years. Consisting of 5-6 different cats in different combinations of hate and territorialness.
@@alanhilder1883 tbh regarding that the pet rock having an official manual, I believe you 😂
It's not about the effort, it's about their very limited lifespan which allows you to teach your kids about permanence of death. Better to learn what death is at 5-6 than be shocked when your grandma kicks the bucket in your teens...
@zwerko that is honestly a super valid angle on it that I hadn't considered. Thank you for the insight. I'm kinda second guessing why my mom got me a guinea pig at the time she did now. I'd truly be appreciative of her even more if she did it for the reason you mentioned!
I got kicked out of my local swimming baths the other day for peeing in the pool. I tried to defend myself by pointing out everyone else does it, to which the lifeguard replied "Yes, but not off the top diving board!"
Less than 10 minutes! Last time I was this early my wife took an hour long shower and said she was "fine!"
As an American teenager, I went to Australia and was rather impressed by the allowance for language on their radio. Whereas here were allowed to say things like "god," "damn," "butt," "ass," and "butthole," but not "asshole" and "goddamn." They had "motherfuck," "shit," "cock," and "cunt," and didn't have to sensor that one word that shows up a lot in rap that we've all decided here that they're allowed to say, were just not allowed to put it on the air.
Also, wtf is up with the lingerie thing? 'Cause the point of wearing lace in the first place is to have skin exposed. It should not be building up sweat anyway.
We had 2 guinea pigs growing up. Woke up one morning and one of them had killed the other and was eating it.
Ahhh I see Simon's kids have started their Bluey phase! Aint no way he chose the name Bingo for a dog out of nowhere 😉🤭
...Or possibly he's just heard the old song?
Happy New Year Kevin, Danny, Simon- and the whole team! ✌🏻
Happy New Year!
This would have been a great episode to have Sheath sponsor 😂
Many thanks for that ✨New Video Dopamine ✨ for the new year!
21:00 In the words of Moana, talking to the ocean: “Fish pee in you!” So waht is Spain going to do, huh? Arrest and fine the fish?
Divers: ‘there’s people who people in their wetsuit and those who lie about it (and some women)’
Also my pet cat and pet lorikeet were best buddies. Absolutely inseparable. Initially I wouldn't let them be around one another unless I was actively watching, but it became so hard to put my lorikeet back in his house that I basically just left his cage open 24/7. Morrie (the lorikeet) would sleep on Lady Fluffington every night. It was cute as hell until Morrie got cancer. Dark, I know.
Even if you wear sexy underwear, you change it daily, so it's fine!
Am I right Peter!?!? (Accidentally typed a p, so I needed a sentence with a p in it)
Depressed swiss guinea pig would be a great solo artist
After hearing Simon's Zombie mammoth pitch I am very grateful, that he hires writers for his channels 😂
Know a guy that got caught taking a piss down the main street, $400 fine, swore at the cop, $250 fine, swore again, $250 fine. Decided to chill out, apologise and had almost talked the cop out of the swearing fines.
His girlfriend came over and started going off at the cop. His fines stuck and she got herself another $750 worth for swearing at them, then arrested, then an assault charge for spitting at them.
The poop on the beach was the best! 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
19:09 Simon: how about we let them decide if they want infections or not?
Conrona: Hold my Beer!
Pissing in the sea is ok. Pissing INTO the sea is a bit weirder.
Especially when you add sea breezes and height.
1:52 not* learning things with factboy.
*Forgetting things with Factboy
Switzerland: Let's make sure these guinea pigs aren't lonely.
Peru: Huh?
Okay, okay, okay, did ANYONE see the end credits? Because it's beautiful, guys, you need the last ten seconds! Just go, final ten seconds, the credited names are just wonderful, such wholesome nicknames! XD
These just get shorter and shorter.
Bring back epic blazes!
the oblivion reference got me, editting is getting better
All I have to say about this episode is Zombie Mammoths 🤣🤣 love it
5:18 Simon missing the joke😅
I was looking for someone else to catch it. 😂😂
@ lol thanks
Fresh new blaze!!!
That was fucking awesome, thank u for making me laugh. ❤
You're welcome!
@ThatWriterKevin hey, is ur Amazon wish list up to date? And how does that work exactly? If I were to get u something, will it ship right to u or will it come to me first? Just curious.
@@Rainy..Day. It is! And the things should ship right to me, but you get to leave notes if you want
@ThatWriterKevin ok Kewl, thanks Love. Happy New year.
@@Rainy..Day. Happy New Year! If you choose to get anything off the wish list then thank you, but definitely don't feel like you need to
Happy Hogmanay everyone
On the guinea pigs story - they are great first pets not because they require little care and maintenance, but because they are a perfect way to introduce the concept of death to your children - they will most definitely die within their formative years and then you can explain the permanence of death to your children using the example of their favorite rat.
In NSW in Aus public swearing laws haven not been enforced(if they even still exist) for 20 years or more after a case that a judge dismissed on grounds that it was common vernacular.
Woman: *crying on the beach after her kid drowned.*
Policeman: " Mam physiological evacuation is illegal here, you'll have to come with me. "
Instead of saying I need to use the restroom, I'm going to say I need to physiologically evacuate. 😆😆
I had four chickens, three will killed by stray dogs. The one chicken got so sad she wouldn’t eat or come out of the coop. I had to borrow a “emotional support chicken” until I could get a more permanent solution, or the chicks were big enough to go in the coop.
"Who kept sh*tting on everybody's sand castles?" 😆🤣😂
"Who poops on the beach?"
Well, who pees from the 3m-tower?
I don't know, but the idea must come from somewhere.🤷🏻♂️
C r u I s e s h I p s . . .
Gravel pit trip for the guinea pig and offing the smelly goat... This had to be a reference to Kristi Noem.
The bit they clipped at the end is the Most 2000s reference I've ever seen 😂
Australian wedding. The groom looks at his wife
" I swear to love Honor and cherish you as long as we both shall live"
The cops outside he's swore. Get him
That Bane bit was hilarious. :D
OR... (I know this is a weird idea Kevin & Simon), but, you could actually GIVE the guinea pig away ! Or hire it out as a temporary pet. Instead of jumping straight to k:ll:ng it.
"Why are you this way?". 😂😂😂
The guinea pig chain is real. We only escaped it because our last one thought kittens were other guinea pigs and never missed out on socialising
3:33 i miss that pod with you and your buddy, I got in late but loved every episode
Thats just the plot to "The Thing" just with a wooly mammoth instead of an alien lol.
Wait until Simon hears about the hen:rooster ratio
In Switzerland, Cats have to be able to see other cats.
Cats care not for human laws
Hey, I'm a social animal. Where is my legally mandated companion? Lol.
Man, Simon was *this* close to describing the backstory to The Talos Principle in the Longyearbyen segment.
A little friendly competition in the Blazement?
The law abso-bloody-lutely does not stop people from swearing in public at all in Australia but it does give the cops a reason to accost you if they want.
Some people have challenged in court that the "word" is an accepted form of language as it's in the dictionary and won 😂
So, In Australia the Public Swearing law is enforced about as often as "No Left Turns" in my home town. A law so enforced I've seen cops forget about it.
Simon totally rocks the lace banana hammock
"Ladder of endless guinea pigs" 😆
I've heard of a swear jar but never a swear saving account
The act of placing the coin or note into the jar is an important part of the process
@SerendipityChild i know, was just joking cause they are usually a quarter or so , $250-$1,000 a time would make a Hella savings account
The tactical wiafu cups killin me lol.
Every piece of underwear I’ve worn since the 70s has had a cotton crotch for breathability. The lace law makes no sense.
Ah yes the beaches of Spain, famously known as the world's largest litter-box.
Oh, great. Fish, whales, polar bears, seals, etc. can take actual whole dumps in the ocean. But take a tinkle off the coast of Barcelona and it's the slammer for you!
The reason for the low average of swearing in Australia is because Babies can’t talk but they are born every day. For this reason, they say no swear words and since everyone else says about 1000 an hour, it balances out to 20 a day
All physiological evacuations you say? Imagine having a conviction on your record for felony farting.
Watching this sitting by myself in a restaurant. 4 1/2 minutes in “you could kill it and eat it” I burst out laughing.
Horses and goats get along b/c they graze at different ground levels so they don't compete for food.
Nah, they're both perfectly happy to share a pasture with all shapes and sizes of grazers. It is nice when the animals prefer to eat a different part of the grass so everyone gets mostly what they like the best, but it's not necessary by any means.
Different ground levels, wut?!
Horses and goats, yes.... donkeys and goats, no..... donkeys try to eat the goats.... it's more of a thing than I truly initially thought, hahaha
@@heathaahhsanford Donkeys are bastards in general and need to grow up with/around the animals they'll be housed with for there not to be issues, but after that they'll protect the entire herd from wolves, big cats etc. They're basically livestock guardian equines.
when i first moved to virginia (it may be repealed by now) there was a state law that any motor vehicle crossing another thoroughfare must have a flagman, or person with a lantern at night, precede them through the intersection. also, any pedestrian crossing the street in a crosswalk has the right of way regardless of what traffic lights indicate. if you haven't already, you might go through a 50+ episode series on bizarre US state laws.
Canada here. I live near 2 beaches that have a serious problem with people evacuating on the beach. It's racist to say they are immigrants, so I won't say it. Beaches are provided with washrooms but these ppl can't be bothered to walk to them. Tents are now prohibited on these beaches bc ppl were using them to take a dump in the sand. Too gross for words!