Florida Man Friday - Instant Karma Edition

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  2 дня назад +15

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    • @Mentocthemindtaker
      @Mentocthemindtaker 2 дня назад +1

      Huge thanks to Julian for posting actual footage from the stories. Genuinely appreciate it and something I don't recall seeing often on FMF. Thanks of course to Simon's boundless enthusiasm and unintentional gaffs, as well as Kevin's excellent writing. A great team providing genuinely great entertainment.

    • @philipemmons3580
      @philipemmons3580 2 дня назад +2

      I'm in America, and the reason whyost people get 2 years for that shit.... Regarding the arson..... I've been forced into a plea of guilty for arson in the second degree. I was put into a hostile group of people and was beaten so badley that I took the plea of 15 years suspended sentence...... I didn't. Do it. In the newspaper it said I was paid in drugs by the owner so he could get the insurance money.
      .. that never happened. I had never been there... The owner turns out to be a officer of the local police department

    • @philipemmons3580
      @philipemmons3580 2 дня назад +1

      Also they don't want you behind barszl, they want your money, not to punish you. So they release you and make you pay so much money for so long that you will never be out of poverty or you will be going in and out of county jail for lack of payment for so long. they send you back to prison... For real. In my county every day you spend sitting out fines owed you pay off $25 a day..... After all said and done when they release you they tell you you have a $37.50 incarceration fee PER DAY. So if you owed $1000 dollars you will spend 40 days in jail. And now you owe $1500....

    • @AndrewMitchell123
      @AndrewMitchell123 День назад

      ​@@philipemmons3580thats wild... but weird, you are not even black lol... must be corruption then I guess 🤣😂😅

  • @Onewheelordeal
    @Onewheelordeal 2 дня назад +123

    When Simon reads the bit about a 19 year old and then guesses he must be 16 😅.
    Had to rewind to make sure I actually heard him right because it was literally the next sentence

    • @theflyingdutchguy9870
      @theflyingdutchguy9870 2 дня назад +18

      When simon is reading information is going in one way and out the other way

    • @fkcz76_whisperer
      @fkcz76_whisperer 2 дня назад +24

      I was literally yelling at the screen "You JUST SAID he's 19!" even tho i know that is typical Simon memory (as in nonexistent) 😂😂😂

    • @timstoy6447
      @timstoy6447 2 дня назад +5

      Yup, came to say the same thing

    • @jackseney571
      @jackseney571 День назад

      Then he said the cop didn't get the license plate number because it was a information stop. Later he thought an APB was appropriate because they had the number!

    • @eekeziel
      @eekeziel День назад

      Literally just did that i was like hang on Simon, didn't you just say he was 19??

  • @NathanNGM
    @NathanNGM 2 дня назад +51

    The "that's a little gay" cut into Simon explaining he was about to crash into someone was a hilarious alternative to "that's what she said". Well done Miss Editor!

    • @VulianJu
      @VulianJu 2 дня назад +19

      Thank you, though I am a “bruh” not a “miss”.

    • @babblerscorner
      @babblerscorner 2 дня назад +7

      @@VulianJuhow often are you mistaken for Lorelei who was forever mistaken for Sam in the grand tradition of BB editors

    • @JoeySchmidt74
      @JoeySchmidt74 2 дня назад +5

      ​@VulianJu All Nate the great had to do, was read the credits . . . or have them read to him.

    • @VulianJu
      @VulianJu 2 дня назад +12

      @@babblerscorner Same amount as I get mistaken for Sam and Jen. Enough to be flattering, not enough to be annoying.

  • @Snipe4261
    @Snipe4261 2 дня назад +85

    When I was on active duty in the USMC and living in the barracks, a guy in my unit who lived in the room next to mine got drunk one night, forgot his keys, and locked himself out of his room. Being drunk, he had the smart idea to punch out his window to get back inside instead of going to the duty office to ask the marine on watch to open his room with the master key. He tripped forward while punching the window and lacerated the brachial artery high on his arm where it would have been difficult to apply a tourniquet to stop the bleeding. Other marines were around and tried to help him but he ended up bleeding to death on the walkway in front of my room. Don't punch windows. For that matter, don't drink. Both are likely to kill you prematurely.

    • @roberthiltz2741
      @roberthiltz2741 2 дня назад

      Yes when I was young, dumb and drunk I put my fist through a window in a fit of rage and promptly needed stitches after soaking through five kitchen towels… now in my forties, a husband and father and also sober I wear the scar across my thumb and into my wrist with pride as testament to the stupidity of the situation and the miracle that I did not bleed to death

    • @MeowMeowMarshmallow
      @MeowMeowMarshmallow 2 дня назад +6

      OMG!

    • @tttm99
      @tttm99 2 дня назад +5

      Having punched through a window before I knew not to follow through... And... In fact... No. Just what you said. Don't complicate stuff because... Yeah. You're right. Let's just not. 😔

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 День назад +5

      The pros and cons of training someone to become a jarhead...
      The brains are thrown out of the window (no pun intended)

    • @3Girliez
      @3Girliez День назад +2

      His favorite crayon flavor was crimson?.... Ffs
      Wonder what kind of safety briefings you got out of that one that you didn't have from the start....

  • @an0mndr
    @an0mndr 2 дня назад +44

    17:28 my uncle (a truck driver) had some bikers approaching in the oncoming lane on an undivided highway. Apparently 2 of them (a man and a woman) were messing around flirting and "kissing tires". As they got close, something went wrong, the woman lost control, and smashed face-first into the mirror of his semi (both him and the bike were doing over 100km/h). She was pronounced dead at the scene, likely killed instantly. My uncle was never quite the same.
    TLDR; stop traumatizing our poor truckers!

    • @tttm99
      @tttm99 2 дня назад +1

      "Kissing tyres"?
      No words...
      Can people just do their stupid *not* on roads, in front of trucks? 😮

    • @californianking5662
      @californianking5662 День назад +4

      reason why they're called "donorcycles"

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 День назад +1

      Truck drivers and train engineers.
      I've personally known a dude that delivered drywall who had someone deliberately step out in front of him.
      And I read an article YEARS ago about the number of people that go out by deliberately stepping in front of a train.
      Yeah, that will likely do the job, but have a little empathy for the poor folks that you're scarring.

  • @ChiquitaBanana-si5qq
    @ChiquitaBanana-si5qq 2 дня назад +212

    I’m still voting for Florida Woman Wednesdays, I see the Sarah Boone video you dropped. She’s a Florida Woman… I’m sure there are more.

    • @slayingroosters4355
      @slayingroosters4355 2 дня назад +6

      She's at 22:21 😁

    • @an0mndr
      @an0mndr 2 дня назад +19

      If you've watched all the others, you'd know none of these have been gender exclusive...
      Edit: to be fair some may not have included any women if there were none to fit the theme. But there have definitely been multiple Florida women in the series.

    • @Caleb1874ya
      @Caleb1874ya 2 дня назад

      Check out Ocala woman wrecks an Outback and a Mojos restaurant naked…

    • @kendraspenard8792
      @kendraspenard8792 2 дня назад +4

      Agreed!!!

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 2 дня назад +6

      Then it's a full-on Florida channel. It's a nice every week but I like other content too.

  • @jackturner214
    @jackturner214 2 дня назад +55

    Florida Man Friday is the best day of the Week!

  • @kimhohlmayer7018
    @kimhohlmayer7018 2 дня назад +13

    I hate to admit this but I have become addicted to Florida Man Friday on Brain Blaze. Regardless of the joys and sorrows of my own life, it is lovely to hear about folks who make my existence seem ordinary and downright orderly.

  • @ku8721
    @ku8721 2 дня назад +21

    My father owned a 67 Corvette with the 427. I remember once when I was like 8 he woke me up at 2 am and took us out on the highway in it and opened it up! We hit over 120 MPH. We passed a cop who instantly turned his lights on and pulled out. My father stopped as fast as he could. I asked him why. He said, "This car is fast, but it can't outrun a radio."
    BTW My father's excuse was pointing at me and said, "I just wanted to show my son what this machine could do." Yeah he got a $65 ticket (late 80s so say 200 today) The cop replied, "Go up to the next exit turn around and go home, but also there is no speed trap on the south side!"

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 День назад +1

      He was a smart man, your uncle. These days, high speed chases are almost entirely illegal if the only reason for pulling someone is a traffic stop, so your uncle would've been fine these days. Also, having a 120mph head start on someone starting from a dead stop is MASSIVE. Considering the 427 could've taken him much faster, he could've gunned it and been out of sight, taken an exit, and then gotten back on going the other way without much effort. I95 in Florida is perfect for high speed chases too since it has a lot of long, straight parts, but occasionally broken up with gentle bends.

    • @ku8721
      @ku8721 23 часа назад +2

      @@moogle68 Yeah that wasn't my uncle... that was my FATHER! And the entire thing scared the life out of me! While it did make me appreciate mechanics more (Especially as that 427 could've hit 140+ EASY) And while I do respect my father for that and the lesson he taught me that day... it did make me even more afraid of him.
      BTW I'm 42 now, he's DEAD and I'm still afraid of him!!!

  • @evilwelshman
    @evilwelshman 2 дня назад +21

    15:20 _"What's going on with the justice system in Florida?"_ I wonder if Simon has realised yet that if the incident took place in Florida, there's a good chance that the presiding judge and the jury are also Florida Men and/or Women. 😁😁

    • @philippal8666
      @philippal8666 9 часов назад

      I was going to suggest ‘overloaded’ law enforcement

  • @mustwereallydothis
    @mustwereallydothis 2 дня назад +34

    I can't speak for the UK, but in Canada, they are tax-free for two reasons.
    1) Lotto winnings are considered windfalls, which are not considered earnings and are therefore not subject to taxation.
    2) Major lotteries are government run, so the Supreme Court has ruled that any winnings are after tax income. In other words, because the money from the sale of lottery tickets goes to the government, it is a form of taxation. Therefore, any winnings are a form of tax rebate which are also not subject to taxation.

    • @jeremyborder6794
      @jeremyborder6794 2 дня назад +11

      I like that system

    • @mustwereallydothis
      @mustwereallydothis 2 дня назад +7

      @jeremyborder6794 Same here. The idea of a government collecting money from taxpayers and paying out only a fraction of that money to a few people only to claw back 30 to 50 percent is beyond ridiculous, in my opinion

    • @bjbear5202
      @bjbear5202 2 дня назад +7

      Yeah, here in the US the lottery is a tax on people who don't do math. All winnings are taxed as earnings. Another reason not to waste money on it.

    • @mustwereallydothis
      @mustwereallydothis 2 дня назад +4

      @bjbear5202 Don't get me wrong. It's a tax on people who are bad at math all over the world. Mind you, in Canada, we also have lotteries to raise money for a few important non-profit organizations. We just consider those tickets 50 dollar charitable donations.

    • @MeowMeowMarshmallow
      @MeowMeowMarshmallow 2 дня назад +2

      Every day I learn another reason Canada is way better than us. Why can't you be warmer?!

  • @jc6800
    @jc6800 2 дня назад +19

    Simon: Self-deletion pact with Kevin 🎉
    Kevin: I didn't agree to sht 🎉

  • @masjuggalo
    @masjuggalo 2 дня назад +54

    Glass is only strong when your trying to break it. Try to not break it and it shatters😂

    • @Rob17Cotton
      @Rob17Cotton 2 дня назад +5

      This made laugh out loud remembering a time when I was teenager & my friend wanted to brake a glass bottle but for some reason the bottle refused too brake but the same friend helped me move a big piece of glass for a side board thing in my mum's house & long story short we broke it hahaha 😂😂😂😭

    • @Demoncradle
      @Demoncradle 2 дня назад +5

      @@Rob17CottonI hate when bottles don’t have brakes or brake pedals
      I need to sleep

    • @bannankev
      @bannankev 2 дня назад +2

      This is a fact.

    • @philippal8666
      @philippal8666 8 часов назад

      I have to break medicine ampules for IVs. Snapping small glass bottles with your fingers never seems like a good idea.
      Especially as you really don’t want my blood in your IV.
      And I’m not cleaning bedpans with my half chopped off finger.
      Surely we can improve this.

  • @StefanBabicz
    @StefanBabicz 2 дня назад +10

    I can't believe that I was spilling my coffee or water on my table like a pleb when I could have spilled a sponsored beverage instead.

  • @piperjaycie
    @piperjaycie 2 дня назад +12

    Vessi’s would probably be good for funerals. I live in the UK and every one I’ve ever been to has been in rainy, wet cemetery with a variety of grass lengths. Waterproof Vessi’s sound like the best option!

    • @KatjaChristine327
      @KatjaChristine327 2 дня назад +4

      They should collab with AskAMortician

    • @891Henry
      @891Henry 2 дня назад +2

      I live in Vancouver, Canada. Our climate is similar to the UK with very little snow and freezing temperatures or roasting hot days. We get mild, comfortable temperatures and rain - oh do we ever get rain. I live in my Vessis and love them. I will admit that they are not the most stylish things I wear but my feet are always dry.

  • @Alaryicjude
    @Alaryicjude 2 дня назад +11

    "Karma is: you plant a seed and it grows." That's how karma works, so you are right, Simon.

  • @khall3131
    @khall3131 2 дня назад +5

    Simon: "I've been wearing Vessi for years and I basically don't wear anything else."
    Me: "Well thank God he put clothes on before he started filming."

  • @Corsuwey
    @Corsuwey 2 дня назад +5

    My house has two different time zones... Everyone goes to bed at a normal time and I go to bed when everyone is waking up.

  • @TNut-vn8ox
    @TNut-vn8ox 2 дня назад +17

    33 year old Florida women Timothy? Simon comeee onnn. 🤣

    • @fkcz76_whisperer
      @fkcz76_whisperer 2 дня назад +3

      Yeah I did a double take at that too 😂😂😂

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin 2 дня назад +7

      Very curious if he read it wrong or if that was a typo on my part. I'd like to think I would have noticed that but who knows

    • @fkcz76_whisperer
      @fkcz76_whisperer 2 дня назад +6

      @@ThatWriterKevin tbh I just assumed it was Simon as that's a very Simon thing to do 😆

    • @jackoh991
      @jackoh991 День назад

      It's possible

  • @TheKalaxis
    @TheKalaxis 2 дня назад +9

    Florida man plays waaay too much GTA. Loses contact with reality 😂

  • @flowertrue
    @flowertrue 2 дня назад +6

    Take a drink every time Simon says "I feel like"

  • @rtyrsson
    @rtyrsson 2 дня назад +13

    "...moved out of his trailer and into a mobile home." That sounds like going from shanty to shack. Now, that said, the newer "manufactured homes" as trailer sellers call them lately, that are really bloody nice! Garden tubs, gourmet kitchens, fireplaces, etc. They're really killing the trailer home stereotype. 😂😂😂

    • @u-neekusername4430
      @u-neekusername4430 2 дня назад +5

      That totally confused me cuz a trailer IS a mobile home. That _was_ the "nice" name for a trailer. I was wondering if he meant something like - he went from a camper trailer to a double wide?

    • @rtyrsson
      @rtyrsson 2 дня назад +3

      @@u-neekusername4430 To be fair, these days they make some double-wides that are damned nice. There's riverfront "mobile home" communities in Florida with manicured lawns, paved golfcart roads, high end community centers, etc... but they're all double-wides, and even a few vintage but very well-preserved single-wides. The other half and I actually looked at one in Ocala, FL and almost moved there. I was going to rock a golfcart that was made to look like a Hummer. 🤣

    • @i.b.640
      @i.b.640 День назад +1

      Oh, I always assumed Trailer is something you have to hook up to a car to move it, while a mobile home was a car as Well. English is not my first language

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 День назад

      ​@@i.b.640 I think that was the initial distinction, but over time the terminology got looser and more vague.

    • @u-neekusername4430
      @u-neekusername4430 День назад

      @i.b.640 In the US they have "trailer parks" when people put pre manufactured homes that are the width of a trailer (or they _used_ to be back in the day now they're wider) n they'd have them placed on these communities. Then they stay there, not _really_ mobile, only technically. Campers you pull behind or can directly drive are parked in RV park (RV - recreational vehicle). They are connected to services totally differently and are properly mobile. FYI I grew up there, owned a DBL wide before I left (FYI big market for them there) and knew people with RVs and campers (the type on trailers), so despite my current country location, I'm NOT talking out my arse LOL.
      All VERY confusing I know, WHY so many similar names? We don't even have anything similar to trailers/mobile homes here. We do have proper manufactured homes that come in pieces and are constructed together, never meant to move again. And people do occasionally move entire houses blocking the roads 😕

  • @EyesOfByes
    @EyesOfByes 2 дня назад +7

    10:54 He might be, I dont know, 19 maybe? Best proof Simon does the reading like it's tieing his shoes

  • @WilliamBrownMBA
    @WilliamBrownMBA 2 дня назад +5

    I'm not a Florida man, but 1 night I had people over and there was a loud bang outside. Some of us went out and looked, there was a car on its side in the middle of the street. We went down to see if anyone was hurt. As we got close, the door pointing toward the sky now popped open and the driver popped out and hopped off the car. At first he tried to tell us not to call the cops, but it was too late for that. Then he tried to pretend he was one of us bystanders, saying, "Dude. Is everyone okay? Who did that?" When we didn't buy it, and the police showed up, he started faking seizures and going limp and screaming. Turned out he was high out of his mind on heroin. He went to jail. I'm not sure if the driver was from Florida or not.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 2 дня назад +15

    2:15 - Mid roll ads
    3:55 - Back to the video
    4:00 - Chapter 1 - Florida man flees hit & run ; immediately crashes car
    7:55 - Chapter 2 - Florida man tries to comit arson; torches himself instead
    10:40 - Chapter 3 - Florida man flees traffic stop; calls 911 to brag
    15:25 - Chapter 4 - Florida woman stabs boyfriend on side of road; gets hit by truck
    16:15 - Chapter 5 - Florida man steals car; immediately has fatal crash
    18:15 - Chapter 6 - Florida man road rages on off duty cop
    19:45 - Chapter 7 - Florida man punches window; immediately regrets it
    22:10 - Chapter 8 - Florida man wins lottery; gets sued by victims

  • @donsandsii4642
    @donsandsii4642 2 дня назад +17

    Tail light out has led to many massive drug busts

    • @theflyingdutchguy9870
      @theflyingdutchguy9870 2 дня назад +3

      Wich is weird because i'd assume that if you are trafficing drugs, you better make sure the cops have no other reason to pull you over. You'd expect them to not be dumb enough to do other unnecessary illegal stuff😂

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin 2 дня назад +3

      @@theflyingdutchguy9870 I mean sometimes your light goes out while you're driving. The bulbs may last a long time, but they're not eternal

    • @Vaeldarg
      @Vaeldarg 2 дня назад

      @@ThatWriterKevin They also oddly tend to go out AFTER have been pulled over, depending on the state of the state's quality of officers. More convenient than relying on a suspected criminal, such as a mob boss, to have an accountant with a cooked tax book to hand over.

  • @jasa_TheRealOne
    @jasa_TheRealOne 2 дня назад +22

    "What's going on with the justice system in Florida?" What justice system in Florida?

    • @Sokar12345
      @Sokar12345 2 дня назад

      the usa dont have a justice system. they have a legal system.

  • @silgid7450
    @silgid7450 2 дня назад +4

    Simon missed his Vessi opportunity. ' I take my shoes off... its Vessi or nothing baby!'😂

  • @crazyeyez1502
    @crazyeyez1502 2 дня назад +14

    My man Earl believes in Karma

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 2 дня назад +3

      "Hey Crabman."

    • @Rob17Cotton
      @Rob17Cotton 2 дня назад +2

      That was an awesome show gutted they canceled it...

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 2 дня назад +1

      @@Rob17Cotton Yeah it sucked. It ended on a cliff hanger too. The director asked beforehand if they were getting another season and they said yes, so he made it like that. A few months later, they found out it actually wasn't getting picked up. Even still, I think it's the best sitcom of that era.

    • @i.b.640
      @i.b.640 День назад +1

      In the Raising Hope Pilot, they at least imply he finished his quest

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 День назад +1

      @@i.b.640 The ending that the creator had in mind was so good. I would've loved to see that. Even knowing it is kinda nice and ties it up well

  • @loka7783
    @loka7783 2 дня назад +4

    Simon and I are mostly on the same page in one aspect: I believe that if you give another person a reason to be nice to you, odds are they will. Now what constitutes a reason varies from person to person. It can be as simple as being polite. So please just try not being a deek to people and see what happens.

  • @aws4265
    @aws4265 2 дня назад +6

    You can't outrun police radio, they've always got a fresh set of legs waiting for you.... Some of them are canine legs!

    • @captainspaulding5963
      @captainspaulding5963 2 дня назад

      You can outsmart the radio, though. Like Simon points out, your problem lies in helicopters. Once they have you on FLIR, the cars can stop chasing you and just wait for you to park.

  • @Firisandra
    @Firisandra 2 дня назад +9

    4:29 Even Google Photos agrees!! If you've been using your phone and/or taking pictures throughout the night, it will visually group photos taken after midnight with the rest of the photos from the night despite the fact that they're dated the next day (after midnight) in the meta data. Fun fact, for anyone who cares😅
    (Edited for spelling and grammar)

    • @jackoh991
      @jackoh991 День назад +2

      I'm autistic, so yes I found this fascinating.
      Sorry to go with the stereotype. I'm a girl but also very into maths (computer code is just fancy maths)

    • @Firisandra
      @Firisandra День назад +1

      @jackoh991 HAHA well I, an ADHD girl with autistic tendencies, really appreciate your comment and your interest in my niche interest with Google Photos 😂😂😂

    • @jackoh991
      @jackoh991 День назад +1

      @ aww I have both too ❤️❤️

    • @Firisandra
      @Firisandra День назад +1

      @@jackoh991 AWW what a fun connection!! ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Dreddy72
      @Dreddy72 День назад +1

      its a semi complicated situation, largely revolving around when did you last sleep, when you normally sleep, and is it past 6am. its still today as long as its not 6 am, you are still awake, and you do not normally sleep around this time or later. the usual sleep may create exceptions past 6am about up till noon, at which point i think you need to acknowledge its the new day regardless.

  • @gabrielpartanen1194
    @gabrielpartanen1194 2 дня назад +5

    I love Florida man Saturday... damn living in the future.

  • @psychoticbreaks167justletm4
    @psychoticbreaks167justletm4 2 дня назад +3

    People here don't wear seatbelts when they get into car chases, but they ALWAYS remember to use turn signals.

  • @BenjaminProtasio
    @BenjaminProtasio 2 дня назад +21

    Me: There's no way there could be that much Florida Man material.
    Fact Boi & Co.: Hold my Gamer Supps...

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin 2 дня назад +5

      My dude, you have NO idea how much Florida Man material there is

    • @captainspaulding5963
      @captainspaulding5963 2 дня назад +1

      Florida's arrest records are accessible by the public. You could pretty much make a new Florida Man video every day of the week

  • @pioneercynthia1
    @pioneercynthia1 2 дня назад +4

    I love the crazy intros that come before the Brain Blaze logo.

  • @armandobermudez9802
    @armandobermudez9802 2 дня назад +6

    Simon looks like Wilson from the movie Cast Away 🤣

  • @brknglasses2734
    @brknglasses2734 2 дня назад +33

    Brain blaze!!!!!!!! Of all of Simon's 5000 youtube channels, this is my favorite!

    • @leonIdas002
      @leonIdas002 2 дня назад

      WOW, SO MANY CHANNELS TO REACH SO MANNY PEOPLE TO LEACH FROM... GOOD THING HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SLAVE AWAY FOR IT LIKE THE ONES HES BEGGING FROM...

    • @tonyzanotto1691
      @tonyzanotto1691 2 дня назад +1

      Go watch cat videos then . ​@@leonIdas002

    • @ronaldmartin2666
      @ronaldmartin2666 2 дня назад +4

      @@leonIdas002ok boomer

    • @wasteddragon8201
      @wasteddragon8201 2 дня назад +3

      @@leonIdas002 Loving the capitals and hate. What did he do to you? Sounds serious.

    • @brknglasses2734
      @brknglasses2734 2 дня назад +4

      @leonIdas002 u ok, man?

  • @Ch1ck3nSp4nk3r
    @Ch1ck3nSp4nk3r День назад +1

    I was once lecturing someone on the importance of health and safety at work, and walked into a pole mid sentence!

  • @andrewbillington5422
    @andrewbillington5422 2 дня назад +6

    I will be in Florida in about two and a half weeks. My goal, with help of the Sunshine Law, is to be know the world over, as Washington Man. That is as much of the plan as I have. I don't usually make plans, so help is appreciated.

  • @AletuatheFallen
    @AletuatheFallen 2 дня назад +8

    Hell yeah some schadenfreude seasoning on this excellent serving of ✨Friday Dopamine✨
    I had a retired police car years ago (it was a 2000-ish Chevy Impala, they'd taken the top lights and radio out but it still had the reinforced frame, windshield spotlight and paint job, I really scared stoners delivering pizza in that thing 🤣) and it got rear ended at a red light. The fully grown adult driver gets out of his crumpled tiny car and says "I'm so sorry I'm wearing flip-flops and my foot slipped from the brake to the gas." It bent the frame just enough to total it, so I don't have the car anymore, but it was the funniest thing I've heard at an accident to this date 😂 The last time I got hit I was in a little Nissan Altima & I had a F250 run a red light because he was checking on the baby in the back seat and he hit my drivers side door hard enough that I had to climb out after the EMTs explained that I couldn't open my door because it was too damaged, it was actually dented over a foot in but I was too out of it from pure adrenaline to realize how hard I'd gotten hit 🤣

  • @Stabsify
    @Stabsify 2 дня назад +5

    I have been pulled over for a broken taillight. Officer was cool and pulled us over more or less to make sure we got it fixed but sort of issued us a verbal warning so we didn't ignore it. I already had plans to go out and fix it since we just discovered it was out that night and decided to go home since it was late and deal with it the next day. All around a simple interaction and it was just a burnt out bulb so an easy fix.

  • @tomevers23
    @tomevers23 2 дня назад +4

    The punching through the glass video made me shiver

  • @brs690
    @brs690 2 дня назад +5

    To me the morning starts at 3am or when you wake up. If it's 3am you should have been home from the bar already.

  • @lowthg
    @lowthg 2 дня назад +1

    So when Simon mentioned that we have to wait until 17 before we can drive in UK, did anyone else have it jump to an advert about the driving theory test?
    Took a moment to realise it was an ad!

  • @Katya.Hellpop
    @Katya.Hellpop День назад +1

    One of my best friend's dad is a trucker. A man committed suicide by slamming on his breaks right in front of him. This was years ago, and he's still not over it.

  • @slayingroosters4355
    @slayingroosters4355 2 дня назад +7

    22:20 Florida woman timothy Poole 😅

  • @NanoElite666
    @NanoElite666 2 дня назад +6

    Anyone else not looking at the screen while Simon was reading the title for the second story and mis-hear it as "Florida Man tries to commit arson, _tortures_ self instead"? Or just me?

    • @jimcappa6815
      @jimcappa6815 2 дня назад +4

      No, but when he said cars.were filled with "a million air bags" I heard millionaire bags, so there's that.

    • @NanoElite666
      @NanoElite666 2 дня назад +1

      @@jimcappa6815 Ooh that's a good one too.

  • @lordMartiya
    @lordMartiya 2 дня назад +5

    Simon, here in Italy you don't get a car until 18, we've got more sensible laws. Or maybe?
    A moped at 14, a small motorbike at 16, car and full sized bike at 18, and the big stuff later (don't remember what age).

    • @jackoh991
      @jackoh991 День назад

      In the UK it's 17 which I think is fine as you need to learn before leaving home. However I don't think you should be able to drive with passengers until 18 or older.
      In the UK bigger things you actually need to take an additional test, I think for 8+ passenger

    • @lordMartiya
      @lordMartiya День назад

      @jackoh991 In Italy you ALWAYS need additional tests (and to have been taught by a professional to try and get you to unlearn any bad habit taught by relatives at home).
      After all, how exactly knowing to ride a moped translates to a car, or even just a far larger and more powerful 125cc bike?

    • @jackoh991
      @jackoh991 День назад +1

      @ agreed. Same in the UK for people my age. However a long time ago people didn't need extra tests. I'm,so glad Europe is safer

  • @MrSnake-dh3hu
    @MrSnake-dh3hu 2 дня назад +2

    4:51 I've been rear ended twice, both times in the same car with over a quarter million miles on it, and both times my initial thought was the loud bang and violent lurching was transmission exploding internally.

  • @Allegedly_Monkey
    @Allegedly_Monkey 2 дня назад +2

    You can outrun the cop, sure, but you can't outrun the radio.

  • @cyberfutur5000
    @cyberfutur5000 День назад +1

    You should make the verdicts a guessing game for Simon and reveal them at the end. Could be fun :)

  • @SnowyBrighton
    @SnowyBrighton 2 дня назад +2

    4:15 I’m with Kevin and Simon on this one. I’m joining the cult of time.

  • @BansheeBunny
    @BansheeBunny 2 дня назад +5

    If you said "I was out until 2;30 last night", there would be nothing false about the statement.

    • @captainspaulding5963
      @captainspaulding5963 2 дня назад

      And there's also nothing false about "I didn't get home until 2:30 this morning"

    • @BansheeBunny
      @BansheeBunny 2 дня назад

      @@captainspaulding5963 Correct, but most people have associated morning, with the time after sunrise.

  • @jakesustarsic533
    @jakesustarsic533 2 дня назад +3

    I heard that if you feel good, then good things happen to you, but I feel like it's more that when you feel good, you notice good things more and they feel better

  • @Jakal-pothos
    @Jakal-pothos 2 дня назад +3

    Congratulations to this channel. As I was watching, I saw the likes rocket up about 300 in just seconds! Kudos brain blaze team & lord whistler!!!

  • @deevyne242
    @deevyne242 2 дня назад +5

    I have 6 pairs of vessi’s, 2 pairs were Xmas gifts when they first opened here in Vancouver, the other pair I paid full pop for.
    I don’t buy other shoes, I tailor my look around my vessi’s
    That’s brand obsessed haha

  • @jc6800
    @jc6800 2 дня назад +2

    Simon and Co. Always on time ⏲️ 🙌 😌

  • @turtleboy4111
    @turtleboy4111 День назад

    Thanks

  • @ryanroberts1104
    @ryanroberts1104 День назад +2

    I sleep during the day and work at night. You have NO IDEA how confusing it is when the date changes at what I call noon! If I did a thing...was that today or yesterday? And WTF day is it anyway??! Or if I say I'm going to do something "today", you won't actually see it until the next day. There is no question, however, that getting drunk at 6AM is kind of fun. 😉

  • @lmpeters
    @lmpeters 2 дня назад +1

    Adam Grant did some research on the outcomes of selfish behavior vs. generous behavior, and he found that in most organizations, the top performers AND the bottom performers tended to be the most generous, while the more selfish and "tit-for-tat"-minded people tended to fall in the middle.
    There's a fascinating book called "Give and Take" that delves into the research and its implications.

  • @t1m3f0x
    @t1m3f0x 2 дня назад +1

    Burning down someones house is only a proportional response to getting ripped off if you use The United States Navy's definition of "proportional".

  • @dstrottman
    @dstrottman 2 дня назад +3

    I have been pulled over for a tail light out in the UK before. So yes it does happen. No ticket was issued though.

    • @jackoh991
      @jackoh991 День назад

      Wow. I didn't know this happened in the UK. Where did you find a police officer!

  • @Randomactivities2.0
    @Randomactivities2.0 День назад +1

    It's currently 1:41a.m. Saturday morning.

  • @marcob.1012
    @marcob.1012 День назад

    The intro starts with factman laughing. This gonna be a great video😂

  • @rebeccaritchie3315
    @rebeccaritchie3315 2 дня назад +3

    Most officers will call in the information (or run it through the system) to check that the car they pulled over isn’t wanted in a crime. Dude just got lucky that the cop didn’t do that and didn’t have access to the dashcam footage. Aaaaand then was a moron. 😂

  • @joaniecummings3465
    @joaniecummings3465 2 дня назад +8

    Yay My one of my favorite FMF (Florida Man Friday). Plus Karma

  • @tarmok3756
    @tarmok3756 2 дня назад +14

    10:58 "mental capacity of a 16 year old... he must be young." - Simon did just read a second ago the guy is 19

    • @gur262
      @gur262 2 дня назад

      Well. Simon seems like he got ADHD? There's an attention deficit

    • @y-not
      @y-not 2 дня назад +1

      As he usually says 'In through the eyes out through the mouth' , nothing is retained

    • @mbcodgie
      @mbcodgie 2 дня назад

      ​@@y-not
      not when you do this for a living across a dozen or so channels

  • @backpacker3421
    @backpacker3421 День назад +2

    It doesn't matter what you're driving, you are not going to "outrun" cops for long because... and this may shock you... there is more than one cop car that can be involved in the chase, and... get this... they actually can talk to each other.
    You may outrun the cops behind you, but trust me, there are cops ahead of you. And even if you can magically dodge them and every road barricade the set up, eventually you will run out of gas and they won't because they can refuel while other cops keep the chase going.
    Don't even try. You're only hope is outrun cop #1 and then HIDE before other cops can join the chase. And even that will only work in long run if they don't get your plate number on camera.

  • @BrittanyWoodson-s6t
    @BrittanyWoodson-s6t 2 дня назад +4

    VU VU VU 🎉🎉🎉

  • @grendalnewgod
    @grendalnewgod 2 дня назад +4

    Law enforcement has access to helicopters and a fleet of pursuit capable vehicles. Vehicles that can be used in a rally race style pursuit, so that fuel and other resources aren't put at risk.

  • @LongNickOfDaLaw
    @LongNickOfDaLaw 2 дня назад +5

    21:28 BRRRROOOOO me too! Lol what’s even funnier is when my daughter calls me bruh 😂😂😂

  • @Songbirdgrace
    @Songbirdgrace 11 часов назад

    The “Hearth”❤awe love UK words from the Whistle Boy!

  • @Aurkus23
    @Aurkus23 2 дня назад +4

    So glad I found this like 12th channel of yours!

  • @jamiemetcalfe7945
    @jamiemetcalfe7945 День назад +1

    I wish my car came with millionaire bags

  • @accidental-life
    @accidental-life 2 дня назад +2

    Helicopters can only go a max of 150mph usually. However, way less traffic. So, not faster than all cars. Just less impeded.😉

  • @Smurffies
    @Smurffies День назад +1

    Dude the semi driver is the only person I think I feel bad for. Cuz that chick got fucking pink misted. That guy's got PTSD

  • @kingalbundi
    @kingalbundi 2 дня назад +3

    2:33 You don't wear shoes in the office? Pics or it didn't happen

    • @jackoh991
      @jackoh991 День назад

      Please don't encourage that. I don't need to see someone else feet

  • @samanthapora2776
    @samanthapora2776 2 дня назад

    Manly gamer scoops affirmation followed by chugging the cartoon covered sippy cup. I love this channel

  • @Nyan_Kitty
    @Nyan_Kitty 20 часов назад

    I just choked on water and lifted my arms above my head.
    Simon, you're my hero now xD It absolutely works

  • @BaphometBibleStudy
    @BaphometBibleStudy 2 дня назад +1

    19:55 I was waiting on this one to show up on FMF

  • @dawnmcr802
    @dawnmcr802 2 дня назад +1

    1:44 A bad person living into their 90s doesn't contradict the idea of the good dying young. It's actually the other side of the same coin.

    • @i.b.640
      @i.b.640 День назад

      Yeah, Simon is a bit sarcasm blind 😅

  • @robertkobus5266
    @robertkobus5266 2 дня назад

    0:01 yes! I always thought karma was an actual thing in that capacity

  • @PopeOf420
    @PopeOf420 2 дня назад +2

    Lol Ayyyyyyyyy

  • @scottgudal945
    @scottgudal945 16 часов назад

    I had a farmer's permit when I was 14. I was driving grain trucks to the trainers during harvest season. I didn't have to take driver's ed or behind the wheel class, and the day I got my license I drove from Minnesota to Texas. The 80's were crazy.

  • @Th3Mast3rL0ck
    @Th3Mast3rL0ck 13 часов назад

    ad read made me remember a family guy scene where peter goes around wearing wool socks and shocking people with static.... super fun to shock your kids and tell them you have magical powers ;)

  • @xerofetus
    @xerofetus День назад +2

    I only know BC and Ontario law about a beginner.
    In these 2 provinces.you may get your beginner license at 16

  • @abebee1383
    @abebee1383 День назад

    Work nights and wholeheartedly agree. Every morning is yesterday night.

  • @BenRollinsActor
    @BenRollinsActor 10 часов назад

    Radio is even faster than helicopters.

  • @michealbounds550
    @michealbounds550 2 дня назад +1

    Simon: THIS IS AMERICA!
    Aren't you in the Czech Republic? 🙃

    • @i.b.640
      @i.b.640 День назад

      Simon yes, Florida no 😄

  • @Bacopa68
    @Bacopa68 2 дня назад

    Simon's objection to Karma with a secular alternative is basically the concept Xenia from ancient Greece.

  • @aalhard
    @aalhard 2 дня назад

    16:11 sem-EYE truck 😊

  • @margaretthatcher6828
    @margaretthatcher6828 2 дня назад +1

    After this episode...Simon is seen running from the cops...in Florida.

  • @DeliveryMcGee
    @DeliveryMcGee 2 дня назад

    15:00 You may outrun the cop, but you can't outrun the Motorola.

  • @0o0ification
    @0o0ification 2 дня назад

    Oooooh, I've been looking for something to spill on my table!

  • @andrea_frm_dubt8977
    @andrea_frm_dubt8977 День назад +1

    lottery winnings dont need to be taxed, the purchase of the tickets are taxed.

  • @djbarratt
    @djbarratt День назад

    The arson / attempted murder case feels close to home! I was meeting with someone last year and a person who had bail conditions to stay away from the office turned up and on seeing us inside, he went off, filled a bucket with flammable items, set it on fire and tried to throw it inside. Didn't work as the door was locked and his bucket was plastic so it ended up just melting as he walked away with it, burning his hand as he went because the handle was over the flames... he was found guilty for breaching his bail condition, not for attempted arson or murder.

  • @DR_infoblog
    @DR_infoblog День назад

    Video editor needs a raise 👏

  • @mikeysrose
    @mikeysrose День назад

    Simon: "19-year-old flees routine traffic stop."
    Simon 5 seconds later: "He must be like 16 years old or something."

  • @jaranth
    @jaranth День назад

    The greatest mystery on this channel is why Simon is hiding his socks from us.