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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
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  • @alexjpeg1
    @alexjpeg1 7 месяцев назад +280599

    Its all fun and games until it goes off in your pocket 💀

    • @MiVert
      @MiVert 7 месяцев назад +4025

      Did that happen to you or someone you know?

    • @davion5393
      @davion5393 7 месяцев назад +3219

      And if your a guy it’s even worse I’m imagining the pain right now and ooh it does not seem good

    • @alexjpeg1
      @alexjpeg1 7 месяцев назад +969

      @@MiVert nah just came to mind LOL

    • @BagasPrasetiaID
      @BagasPrasetiaID 7 месяцев назад +420

      ayo never thought of that 💀💀

    • @cornfarts
      @cornfarts 7 месяцев назад +785

      Is that self defense stick in your pocket or are you happy to see me 😉

  • @Sypaka
    @Sypaka 7 месяцев назад +35155

    He literally said: "if you want self-defense, don't buy this womp womp, buy this instead."

    • @rabbidguarddog
      @rabbidguarddog 7 месяцев назад +235

      What's the name of that second product? Will I find it if I just search self defense pocket stick?

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka 7 месяцев назад +91

      @@rabbidguarddog I have no idea, how that thing is called.

    • @victoroleirocalcagno719
      @victoroleirocalcagno719 7 месяцев назад +138

      ​@@rabbidguarddogcollapsible baton

    • @J0z3man3
      @J0z3man3 7 месяцев назад +80

      @@rabbidguarddogi heard they are called “black jacks” and also retractable baton

    • @J0z3man3
      @J0z3man3 7 месяцев назад +45

      Ohh is actually “collapsible baton” but you can either search retractable or expandable baton

  • @ryanrj7500
    @ryanrj7500 7 месяцев назад +3649

    I'm honestly shocked that the things extended that much at all

    • @AM-jx3zf
      @AM-jx3zf 6 месяцев назад +77

      What she said

    • @vincentturnt6635
      @vincentturnt6635 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@AM-jx3zf😂😂😂

    • @juanma890
      @juanma890 6 месяцев назад

      💀​@@AM-jx3zf

    • @GodsAppointedFN
      @GodsAppointedFN 6 месяцев назад +42

      It's just super thin aluminum tightly wrapped. These things can barely even stand up without folding

    • @chyngyzisakov3612
      @chyngyzisakov3612 6 месяцев назад

      Лоошдыдщфжфжфдддддыд😅дыддщдддддыд😊❤ддцлыдзцж
      Цжжцжцжж

  • @luis90606
    @luis90606 Месяц назад +225

    “Womp womp”
    Very personal💀
    Edit: wow this is the most likes I’ve gotten tysm

    • @MobileArad-f3z
      @MobileArad-f3z Месяц назад

      حخهعلهححه😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lintangan
      @lintangan Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @josephinetugonon3124
      @josephinetugonon3124 29 дней назад

      N7😅😅

    • @OmarUteshovTheVideoEditor
      @OmarUteshovTheVideoEditor 29 дней назад

      No it's "Wah Wah"

    • @MiliusJeremiah
      @MiliusJeremiah 3 дня назад +2

      Fr💀💀💀

  • @TheRealVodun13
    @TheRealVodun13 7 месяцев назад +13243

    My man went from stealing pyramids to chopping bricks in half, what an upgrade

    • @CONQUISTADOR79
      @CONQUISTADOR79 7 месяцев назад +40

      Nice now maybe he should take you on vacation !!!!!

    • @Ranjanimaggi1802
      @Ranjanimaggi1802 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@CONQUISTADOR79❤❤❤❤

    • @Kamzic-15
      @Kamzic-15 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@CONQUISTADOR79 what the f-

    • @mr.0inker398
      @mr.0inker398 7 месяцев назад

      @@Ranjanimaggi1802 **confused**

    • @AnkitKumar-kr9eo
      @AnkitKumar-kr9eo 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@CONQUISTADOR79
      Har

  • @queentitaniaofthefae4846
    @queentitaniaofthefae4846 7 месяцев назад +6387

    2nd one is actually good
    Its a self def sword baton

    • @dl3472
      @dl3472 7 месяцев назад +26

      name?

    • @Sena121
      @Sena121 7 месяцев назад +23

      Could you tell where to buy this?

    • @Alex_The_Barbearian
      @Alex_The_Barbearian 7 месяцев назад +57

      ​@@Sena121probably Amazon, but if you live in a state like California those might be illegal.

    • @Sena121
      @Sena121 7 месяцев назад +134

      @@Alex_The_Barbearian That is not a problem, i live in germany where we cut our steaks with spoons cause knifes are illegal like everything else that could be used to hurt someone. Would recommend to just let yourself be robbed and stabbed and NOT punch the stabber, since you will go to jail longer than him if you hurt him. I would just put it on my wall to look at it cause its cool.

    • @luna_ix
      @luna_ix 7 месяцев назад +14

      Well damn that's something😂😂​@@Sena121

  • @navielchicopanda2725
    @navielchicopanda2725 7 месяцев назад +13144

    For those who don't know, the first is just a thing that is used for magic and clearly is not used for self-defense, the second is a flexible stick with a lot of style.

    • @kevinsears7300
      @kevinsears7300 7 месяцев назад +409

      The second is a police baton... theyre really thick and effective...not nearly as compact, mine is 12" collapsed and extends 16" out... the propstick extends well beyond its capabilities. The only reason police batons work is because the third is solid, the other 2 are 1/4 inch thick pipes, and each section is 30% inside the previous one. Even so, 6 extensions is the maximum for steel not to begin to buckle.
      Its similar to how hydraulic pistons work on construction equipment: your not gonna bend one of those either😅

    • @SpecterNeverSpectator
      @SpecterNeverSpectator 7 месяцев назад +81

      ​@kevinsears7300 well technically just a baton, because the police would not use a sword shaped one, but I get it, semantics.

    • @derv8710
      @derv8710 7 месяцев назад +43

      if you only had the first i think it would be best to attack with the extension itself
      and if that doesnt work just break it and use the sharp edges
      and if there arent any
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @kevinsears7300
      @kevinsears7300 7 месяцев назад

      @@SpecterNeverSpectator its a modified police baton the way the AR15 is a modified M14 DMR.
      Putting a guard on a police batan doesnt make it a sword, just like replacing the wood stock and adding picatini rails doesnt make a DMR an assault rifle
      Politicians know this, they just cling to the Armalite companies AR, and expect the ignorant masses to support them in disarming the people and killing all the jews...
      (FROM TTHE RIVER TO THE SEA...refers to the Jordan river, Israels eastern border, and the medetranean, the western border... so they want to whipe out all of israel, including Jeruselam, the capitol of the jews... democrats ARE nazis, they just have a different name and live in a different country)

    • @pogz1
      @pogz1 7 месяцев назад +7

      by simply using this thing called critical thinking. we should be able to analyze the situation.... basing it on your claim....you tend to memorize stuff.. wwhich led me to believe that you lack the aptitude..

  • @kamiikazeosu
    @kamiikazeosu 2 месяца назад +1221

    Cat Noir be like:

    • @ImZyeXd
      @ImZyeXd 2 месяца назад +7

      Who's that?

    • @renecheah6293
      @renecheah6293 2 месяца назад +8

      Just some old 2010 animation Character

    • @fluffunidoge4326
      @fluffunidoge4326 2 месяца назад +18

      Just proving more and more than Adrian is just a girly in need of protection

    • @titangb2188
      @titangb2188 2 месяца назад +2

      Jajajaja

    • @Someone-bp9hs
      @Someone-bp9hs 2 месяца назад +2

      Who dat

  • @SirBhoger
    @SirBhoger 7 месяцев назад +17580

    “Prank em, John!”
    “You already know!”

  • @whosrem6810
    @whosrem6810 7 месяцев назад +7006

    The Nami cosplays gonna go crazy with this

  • @SupremeDad18
    @SupremeDad18 7 месяцев назад +4793

    Robber - "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY"
    Me - "ah sh1t lemme unpack my self defense stick"
    Robber - "alr take ur time bro"

  • @elleelsaltador2657
    @elleelsaltador2657 2 месяца назад +228

    I would still buy the first one. It doesn't look like a weapon, fits in my bag, and comes in pink bedazzle

    • @krisschmidt1270
      @krisschmidt1270 2 месяца назад +48

      And is 100% useless.

    • @ChalmersSantiago-zu3rk
      @ChalmersSantiago-zu3rk 2 месяца назад

      @@krisschmidt1270agree

    • @reetshika
      @reetshika 2 месяца назад

      @@krisschmidt1270lmfao

    • @valerylozan662
      @valerylozan662 2 месяца назад +4

      It is an object to impress type of magic

    • @ExposeZionism-f5l
      @ExposeZionism-f5l 2 месяца назад +8

      Pink bedazzle? You're getting robbed if you rely on that thing, as a matter of fact, you shouldn't even try to defend yourself, just find a man because you have no idea what you're doing

  • @fbisbrother5863
    @fbisbrother5863 7 месяцев назад +5451

    "Im a matured adult"
    "Im a matured adult"

    • @a.koenig
      @a.koenig 7 месяцев назад +145

      Shut up and take my money

    • @blackheavyblans
      @blackheavyblans 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@a.koenigr/angryupvote

    • @Jaytsc_V
      @Jaytsc_V 7 месяцев назад +88

      Bro I got one of these and it sliced my finger I had to get stitches 😭😭😭

    • @TheBushBoss
      @TheBushBoss 7 месяцев назад +30

      I’ll say it for you. That’s pretty average

    • @danielalejandropanizarodri8296
      @danielalejandropanizarodri8296 7 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@Jaytsc_VGood😊

  • @FJ18Yt
    @FJ18Yt 7 месяцев назад +2929

    That's called magic appearing cane

    • @taylorbrown3222
      @taylorbrown3222 7 месяцев назад +5

      Pocket straw bro

    • @FJ18Yt
      @FJ18Yt 7 месяцев назад

      @@taylorbrown3222 What I mean is the first tool he reviewed. It's actually a magic tool and for some reason the Chinese call that tool a monkey stick 🤣

    • @FJ18Yt
      @FJ18Yt 7 месяцев назад

      ​​@@taylorbrown3222 I mean the first tool he reviewed. And actually it's a magic tool. For some reason, recently Chinese people have gone viral calling the stick a monkey stick 😂😂

    • @tatohayanami9156
      @tatohayanami9156 7 месяцев назад +1

      Nyoibo

    • @nizamettintopgul6931
      @nizamettintopgul6931 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂 🤐🤐🤬🤬🤬🐷🐷🐷🐷​@@taylorbrown3222

  • @allen8959
    @allen8959 7 месяцев назад +1582

    Its weird they advertise the compact baton as a self defense weapon when they were advertised as performance props before.

    • @refundreplay
      @refundreplay 7 месяцев назад +42

      Maximizing potential sales.

    • @shamefly1275
      @shamefly1275 6 месяцев назад

      It’s why you don’t trust the Chinese market that sht is scammy

    • @Lampaluile
      @Lampaluile 6 месяцев назад +8

      Dropshippers

    • @decorumpantroglodytes5962
      @decorumpantroglodytes5962 6 месяцев назад +2

      They even swapped it out with a different tool when they were wacking stuff 💀

  • @Logriv2023
    @Logriv2023 2 месяца назад +18

    The face got me dead💀

  • @Angled
    @Angled 5 месяцев назад +7993

    the sword thing seems to be the most useful

    • @GDclassickey
      @GDclassickey 5 месяцев назад +47

      BRO WHY YOU KEEP APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE ;-;

    • @sseasy1395
      @sseasy1395 5 месяцев назад

      What If it's turn on in my pocket and hit my balls☠️

    • @LuekSams
      @LuekSams 5 месяцев назад +22

      No he spawned in

    • @asxp2433
      @asxp2433 5 месяцев назад +31

      GREAT BASIC OBSERVATION!!!!!

    • @ayaya4492
      @ayaya4492 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@GDclassickey im 90% sure this guy bought this account and just has bots/indians just comment on random stuff

  • @Maca_tech
    @Maca_tech 7 месяцев назад +5101

    "Son, your friend's mom said to me that the thing you have gave your friend hemorrhoids"

    • @amberloomis7472
      @amberloomis7472 7 месяцев назад +30

      i speak from experience those are a real pain in the *ss

    • @sonb0t
      @sonb0t 7 месяцев назад +55

      I can’t tell if I’m dyslexic or if you’re dyslexic

    • @Maca_tech
      @Maca_tech 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@sonb0t Why's that?

    • @sonb0t
      @sonb0t 7 месяцев назад +20

      @@Maca_tech your comment made zero sense before you edited it

    • @regularperson9297
      @regularperson9297 7 месяцев назад +8

      Guess im almost dyslexic too

  • @OddDuck64
    @OddDuck64 7 месяцев назад +7068

    So fun fact…
    In the state of California, it is illegal to have a self-defense stick or baton or leaded cane. Don’t worry though, as long as its not concealed, you can legally walk around with a real sword/katana. 🗡️
    So…
    Blunt stick? ❌
    Pointy stick? ✅

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 7 месяцев назад

      It's California. Nothing makes sense there

    • @jontukagam3888
      @jontukagam3888 7 месяцев назад +86

      U forgot bazooka n tanks hahaha 😂

    • @indiecore-2022
      @indiecore-2022 7 месяцев назад +66

      You also can only have 1.5 inch otf knives. They basically only make them specifically for Californians

    • @mahzarmahzar1387
      @mahzarmahzar1387 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@jontukagam3888❤😂rghddchhg❤😂😢😮😅😅😅😊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢😮😅😊

    • @abinadabderisse7342
      @abinadabderisse7342 7 месяцев назад +31

      Vives en un país de locos. Lol

  • @Fanboy_of_everything
    @Fanboy_of_everything Месяц назад

    Man that’s something Tony stark would make that’s crazy

  • @seblackff9971
    @seblackff9971 7 месяцев назад +2857

    *Imagine this product opened in the packaging while shopping 💀*

    • @grammeland1
      @grammeland1 7 месяцев назад +25

      It would just get stuck

    • @Oni-zudo
      @Oni-zudo 7 месяцев назад +23

      While shopping? Interesting never thought

    • @RupertOW
      @RupertOW 7 месяцев назад +10

      Never thought someone could miss spell shipping that bad

    • @ionutfelicitari9328
      @ionutfelicitari9328 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@RupertOWwdym i and o are right next to each other

    • @unworthyOfLove
      @unworthyOfLove 7 месяцев назад +6

      Would bend all up in the box looked like aluminum lmao

  • @ZeroTheKarma
    @ZeroTheKarma 4 месяца назад +3700

    For the ones who dont know:
    The metal pipe is for Magic, no for defense.
    Edit: Bro, so many likes 🤑

    • @Miscellaneous_Youtuber
      @Miscellaneous_Youtuber 3 месяца назад +31

      Well it is but in the last video it showed that it could break bricks so he wanted to test that

    • @FalconXGame
      @FalconXGame 3 месяца назад +46

      @@Miscellaneous_RUclipsr They show their product first, but then jump cut to them holding a broom in such an angle that the viewers don't recognize it and hit the objects with broom, which is solid. The first one is a scam for self defense but the second one is a millitary grade retractable baton which is the real deal. You can see it clearly with the price difference. 1st one is $10+ but the 2nd one is $200+

    • @Miscellaneous_Youtuber
      @Miscellaneous_Youtuber 3 месяца назад +2

      Oh ok thanks

    • @LemonYolk-tv3iz
      @LemonYolk-tv3iz 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Miscellaneous_RUclipsrthats the sword

    • @yeollwfaec3010
      @yeollwfaec3010 3 месяца назад +1

      Metal? More like paper ☠️

  • @annies2143
    @annies2143 7 месяцев назад +3567

    Once I got drunk and bought this at 4am thinking I’d use it on the nyc subway.

    • @xaanderthomas2270
      @xaanderthomas2270 7 месяцев назад +42

      How’d that go ?

    • @Aizenslastbottle
      @Aizenslastbottle 7 месяцев назад +26

      Is that a amazing Spider-Man reference

    • @sullysuvann1380
      @sullysuvann1380 7 месяцев назад +9

      drunk buy is a decease

    • @jakesnoz
      @jakesnoz 7 месяцев назад +17

      They should have a return option “bought while drunk”

    • @flyushkifly
      @flyushkifly 7 месяцев назад +4

      Gawd, yes! Or delirious at 4am. 😅 ​@@jakesnoz

  • @kebble2049
    @kebble2049 2 месяца назад +35

    Concealed carry in the UK be like

  • @grimgaming2633
    @grimgaming2633 7 месяцев назад +2009

    I love how Vector is still teaching us lessons from the moon. Very inspiring❤❤❤

  • @urielhernandez5803
    @urielhernandez5803 7 месяцев назад +4051

    The first one is only useful for magic tricks since that is what it was designed for. The second is a real defense staff.

    • @FamiliaMotoca
      @FamiliaMotoca 7 месяцев назад +37

      Onde compra o segundo?

    • @urielhernandez5803
      @urielhernandez5803 7 месяцев назад

      @@FamiliaMotoca É uma questão de conferir sites como Alibaba, AliExpress, Amazon.

    • @TomBradshaw-ot9zb
      @TomBradshaw-ot9zb 7 месяцев назад +85

      ​@@FamiliaMotocathey can only be found in the emergency cabinet at little caesers

    • @TheBypasser
      @TheBypasser 7 месяцев назад +21

      If anything, the staves can be used with both slash and stab moves, so you can try relying on stabs only (which this thing will likely survive), and by my own experience those can be a neat thing for a street combat against an inexperienced opponent. The problem is, stabbing, although it has a really nice reach, is more of an unexpected additional attack should you use a staff, as the biggest advantage - should you want that ambulance to have much fun that is - is using the very fast slash moves to actually render the opponent defenseless (sometimes involving some bone fracture). No idea if this thing can be used for those too, as the fact it can't break a brick means nothing, - neither your hand, or a leg or a rib, can ;)

    • @urielhernandez5803
      @urielhernandez5803 7 месяцев назад

      @@FamiliaMotoca Tentei colocar o link mas não deixa, excluem meus comentários, mas você pode procurar no Google

  • @rosshaikenleonen1416
    @rosshaikenleonen1416 7 месяцев назад +1943

    I want that stick so I can switch the light off while I'm in bed.

    • @skydestroyer5198
      @skydestroyer5198 6 месяцев назад +29

      true fact

    • @SeydinaAliouCisse-nv6ox
      @SeydinaAliouCisse-nv6ox 6 месяцев назад +13

      😂😂

    • @madhausen
      @madhausen 6 месяцев назад +15

      Or just buy a cheap smart bulb and use your phone like I do

    • @andie3448
      @andie3448 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah best use for that device. Companies that put your life in danger for money should be sued.

    • @JamesBlonde_
      @JamesBlonde_ 6 месяцев назад

      I kinda skimmed over this first glance all I saw was “I want this stick in bed” I had to double take that shii 😂

  • @lalramnghakanghaktea9911
    @lalramnghakanghaktea9911 2 месяца назад +2

    "Womp womp" got me rolling on the floor 💀

  • @Jimz1088
    @Jimz1088 7 месяцев назад +1694

    Metal bat has been really quiet since this has dropped💀
    Edit:bird

    • @pumpkingolem9122
      @pumpkingolem9122 7 месяцев назад +25

      Probably shopping with his sister

    • @makotoren7266
      @makotoren7266 7 месяцев назад +9

      Metal Bat's metal bat is indestructible

    • @makotoren7266
      @makotoren7266 7 месяцев назад +5

      Metal Bat's metal bat is indestructible

    • @AnnachiaraAWeb
      @AnnachiaraAWeb 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@makotoren7266the video says otherwise

    • @TheUntitledE4
      @TheUntitledE4 7 месяцев назад +3

      "omg metal bat from strong ballsground!!" ☝️🤓

  • @TheBingolinbear
    @TheBingolinbear 6 месяцев назад +601

    For anyone wondering what the 2nd product is called.
    It's a collapse / telescope baton with guard.

  • @user-sc8rs2gj6u
    @user-sc8rs2gj6u 3 месяца назад +2451

    My male instinct is tingling

    • @fregeu
      @fregeu 3 месяца назад +102

      my female instinct is tingling

    • @TheCrownedOne.
      @TheCrownedOne. 3 месяца назад

      ​@@fregeuNAHH

    • @noluv3842
      @noluv3842 3 месяца назад +79

      @@fregeuso go paint your nails

    • @KeiyOrKtxy
      @KeiyOrKtxy 3 месяца назад

      ​@@fregeucan I have you insta

    • @AidenWitherspoon-t4c
      @AidenWitherspoon-t4c 3 месяца назад

      💀​@@noluv3842

  • @mikofjktlaa
    @mikofjktlaa Месяц назад

    That "uwa uwa" rolled me in the floor

  • @yogirammu395
    @yogirammu395 7 месяцев назад +3316

    This man will buy every Single product available on Amazon One Day 😂

    • @isardonic8601
      @isardonic8601 7 месяцев назад +16

      Let him cook, he's making me money 😅.

    • @bigboi9856
      @bigboi9856 7 месяцев назад +3

      Every single one except for the legendary Welcome Sign for Front Door, Interchangeable Welcome Sign with 4 Seasonal Wreaths & 20 Customizable Icons, Rustic Wooden Welcome Home Sign - Christmas Door Decorations Farmhouse Decor and Housewarming

    • @pokememe4750
      @pokememe4750 7 месяцев назад

      I wonder where he keeps em😂😂 he should show oneday

    • @xninja2369
      @xninja2369 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@bigboi9856what.😂

    • @TGN-Channel.
      @TGN-Channel. 7 месяцев назад

      Once's he's done with Amazon, he's gonna come for CostCo.

  • @jd77_
    @jd77_ 7 месяцев назад +1372

    *Its all fun and games until your sibling sets it on your chair* 💀💀

    • @painty3459
      @painty3459 7 месяцев назад +9

      NAHHHHH

    • @8412-e4k
      @8412-e4k 6 месяцев назад +2

      😏😏😏😏😏 that will be fun

    • @noob__1228
      @noob__1228 6 месяцев назад +2

      Nooooooo🤣🪦

    • @Vectorbro
      @Vectorbro 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@jd77_ bro got hugh neutroned

    • @adommicaih3513
      @adommicaih3513 6 месяцев назад

      Your weight would stop if from going off

  • @cesarling10
    @cesarling10 2 месяца назад +6

    The first one gelled in one fell swoop.😂

  • @T-RexFunkFlex
    @T-RexFunkFlex 7 месяцев назад +1424

    Good job Velma, you solved the mystery!

    • @Jasmine-ql5uz
      @Jasmine-ql5uz 6 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @candacequinndodd4753
      @candacequinndodd4753 6 месяцев назад +7

      Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😅

    • @weegee9072
      @weegee9072 6 месяцев назад +24

      It's Vector!

    • @HACKED20232
      @HACKED20232 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@weegee9072 🤓

    • @natsume5372
      @natsume5372 6 месяцев назад +6

      Lmao

  • @santi.m2503
    @santi.m2503 7 месяцев назад +224

    For the ones who don't know, the first procuct is knos as a magician stick. It's used for magic tricks as the name says

  • @MalBeats
    @MalBeats 7 месяцев назад +3248

    This new season of Velma looks wild

    • @meagandaniels5290
      @meagandaniels5290 7 месяцев назад +83

      He's actually dressed as Vector from the movie Despicable Me

    • @jokerrr0312
      @jokerrr0312 7 месяцев назад +26

      @@meagandaniels5290its just a joke

    • @GoldenCoola91
      @GoldenCoola91 7 месяцев назад +13

      Yeah they realized their mistakes when they black washed and their horrible jokes. They fix the races of the characters and weaponized them so no one could harm them, pretty sad.

    • @refundreplay
      @refundreplay 7 месяцев назад +1

      I want to like this, but the count is perfect.

    • @KiLewi
      @KiLewi 7 месяцев назад

      Your mere existence is wightwashing thats some nerve! ​@GoldenCoola91

  • @Xxxxotic
    @Xxxxotic 2 месяца назад +1

    The guy in the ad hitting the bat sounded like crafting something on the anvil in minecraft

  • @Faries_Island
    @Faries_Island 3 месяца назад +2371

    "Wah wah-" The last most famous words

    • @user-wq4tn8rl4m
      @user-wq4tn8rl4m 3 месяца назад +25

      It's womp womp

    • @Faries_Island
      @Faries_Island 3 месяца назад +14

      @@user-wq4tn8rl4m Okay but for me I heard it wah wah so I'll say it's wah wah even if it's womp womp

    • @ooakkasksjwaiaiwkaoso9606
      @ooakkasksjwaiaiwkaoso9606 3 месяца назад +7

      You emit strong karen energy​@@Faries_Island

    • @ectscchannel2660
      @ectscchannel2660 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Faries_IslandSo your deaf in short

    • @rusdirusdi1697
      @rusdirusdi1697 3 месяца назад

      ​@ooakkasksjwaiaiwkao❤so9606

  • @hermanomacedo7549
    @hermanomacedo7549 5 месяцев назад +2924

    I think the first one is suposed to serve more as a "spear" then a bat. Like, you activate it, while aiming at the target

    • @mikeemmons1079
      @mikeemmons1079 5 месяцев назад

      It really isnt. it is a silly ass "magic trick". I dunno what idiot decided they were anything useful, but they are not.

    • @josanchez1536
      @josanchez1536 5 месяцев назад +163

      I've seen the first one tested buy someone that way. Still broke without doing anything. The guy I saw test it tried everything his comments told him to make it work. Nothing made it work.

    • @OctoBear88
      @OctoBear88 5 месяцев назад +24

      I seen other vids on it and it’s still trash. So wtf are you talking about 😂😂

    • @pascalpodszus8091
      @pascalpodszus8091 4 месяца назад

      It doesn't work because it is a magic prop... The manufacturer himself said it is not suitable for self defense. I don't know which gargantuan moron had the idea to sell that thing as a self defense tool

    • @waldowaggins1330
      @waldowaggins1330 4 месяца назад +19

      It’s not for self defense at all it’s just a toy

  • @allaboutarte
    @allaboutarte 7 месяцев назад +414

    "Hey, you're sitting on my-"
    "ahh~" *dies*

    • @halothewhitewolf
      @halothewhitewolf 7 месяцев назад

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @mervinace1180
      @mervinace1180 7 месяцев назад +11

      AIN'T NO WAY BRUH 😂

    • @Thor_26
      @Thor_26 7 месяцев назад +10

      Dude💀

    • @The_Clown_Has_Been_Engaged
      @The_Clown_Has_Been_Engaged 7 месяцев назад +3

      💀

    • @DXMIXN
      @DXMIXN 7 месяцев назад +2

      Nahhh that's crazy 💀

  • @AdrianMorales-l4q
    @AdrianMorales-l4q 2 месяца назад

    Bro whomp whomp got me dying😂😂😂

  • @scaravynnx
    @scaravynnx 6 месяцев назад +258

    Cat noir: have you seen my pole anywhere?
    Me: uh..

    • @GomaNepal-rj4ku
      @GomaNepal-rj4ku 6 месяцев назад

      😊😊😊❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉😮😮😮

    • @manvitaneja753
      @manvitaneja753 5 месяцев назад +1

      I was searching for this comment only 😂😂

    • @tweek_the_freak3644
      @tweek_the_freak3644 5 месяцев назад +1

      Me: uh... it was ladybug

  • @mouldycookies
    @mouldycookies 2 месяца назад +3041

    that womp womp was personal💀

  • @Waterbean.
    @Waterbean. 3 месяца назад +1571

    Drake themed self defense gadgets

  • @LeonardoDubon-c1l
    @LeonardoDubon-c1l Месяц назад

    He actually said “WOMP WOMP”😂😂

  • @sophiaisabellethecommenter
    @sophiaisabellethecommenter 7 месяцев назад +1280

    That self-defense stick always comes in handy. Women might poke the men out of frustration.

    • @ZaharKlim
      @ZaharKlim 7 месяцев назад

      Ты❤❤❤

    • @Hannah_juggernaut
      @Hannah_juggernaut 7 месяцев назад +10

      No sirve no empuja por que se dobla antes de golpear

    • @noobsekaie
      @noobsekaie 7 месяцев назад +2

      저거 마술도구입니다.

    • @Nurmanur753
      @Nurmanur753 7 месяцев назад

      Ann

    • @jackthewinter5066
      @jackthewinter5066 7 месяцев назад +4

      Unless you hit it with a surprise move straight to the face I don't see how that extensive pole can be useful

  • @MrMacGyverClipZ
    @MrMacGyverClipZ 7 месяцев назад +2000

    When she thinks your excited and it’s just she sat on your pocket wrong

  • @garoaroush1313
    @garoaroush1313 7 месяцев назад +632

    Bro casually pulls up two bricks under his desk💀💀💀

  • @Jojo-pn7kn
    @Jojo-pn7kn 2 месяца назад

    The “womp womp” was personal

  • @Daredemonai2063
    @Daredemonai2063 7 месяцев назад +475

    Only Nami can use it perfectly.

    • @M1DN1GHT_HAZ3
      @M1DN1GHT_HAZ3 7 месяцев назад +5

      It’s like a demon slayer sword

    • @BenjaminCastillo-hz6jw
      @BenjaminCastillo-hz6jw 7 месяцев назад +2

      Fr

    • @eazye1196
      @eazye1196 7 месяцев назад +1

      Bro he’s talking bout the staff

    • @angryliz
      @angryliz 7 месяцев назад

      No way really ​@@eazye1196?

    • @M1DN1GHT_HAZ3
      @M1DN1GHT_HAZ3 7 месяцев назад

      @@eazye1196 that’s not what I meant you know how if you don’t use the demon slayer sword right it could break that’s what I meant

  • @The_Hirohiko_Araki
    @The_Hirohiko_Araki 6 месяцев назад +1140

    These weapons: *exists*
    Sun Wukong: _Amateurs…_ 🍷🗿

  • @Daddysharkdududu
    @Daddysharkdududu 7 месяцев назад +776

    Finally the catnoir’s stick 😂

  • @thedavinciofdildos
    @thedavinciofdildos 2 месяца назад

    This guy's entire talent is he has hair like a random movie character

  • @Psycho_444
    @Psycho_444 7 месяцев назад +702

    "Big things come in small packages"😂

  • @ambergayle
    @ambergayle 7 месяцев назад +901

    Imagine openning that in the wrong direction💀💀💀

    • @mausambhagabati356
      @mausambhagabati356 7 месяцев назад +10

      Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @epic_seekawsome
      @epic_seekawsome 7 месяцев назад +24

      ahh~😫 that hurts~

    • @Isaac_ParedesG.M
      @Isaac_ParedesG.M 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@epic_seekawsome AYO

    • @ALAbySPALA
      @ALAbySPALA 7 месяцев назад

      Thats not possible. First one got the button that you have to push with your thumb, so you always have it in hand in correct direction. With second one you have to swing it to open and it's just not working if you are holding it wrong way.

    • @skyilon3955
      @skyilon3955 7 месяцев назад +2

      it only opens in a certain direction

  • @Gillcubes15
    @Gillcubes15 6 месяцев назад +2160

    All fun and games until you point it the wrong way 💀

  • @dawnace8978
    @dawnace8978 2 месяца назад

    bro the womp womp is crazy 💀

  • @Reaver-Altar
    @Reaver-Altar 7 месяцев назад +420

    I'm glad to see Vector has moved on and is now a content creator.

    • @dishsoap6996
      @dishsoap6996 7 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, he's always streaming on the moon

  • @raynadark118
    @raynadark118 7 месяцев назад +354

    Imagine you’re getting robbed and you hit’em with the first stick.
    Their reaction: 😐

    • @tươilê-o6u
      @tươilê-o6u 6 месяцев назад +11

      Then you pulled out the second stick(they though it’s as weak as the first one)

    • @wwaing1
      @wwaing1 6 месяцев назад +5

      "MADE IN CHINA"

    • @NaiveOreo
      @NaiveOreo 6 месяцев назад

      “Now youre gonna get the beating of a lifetime”

    • @MrDairok
      @MrDairok 6 месяцев назад +6

      Actually the first stick was never shown to be used to hit in that way, but rather when it was extended it was when it would have the greatest force at the tip of the stick.

    • @z3v..
      @z3v.. 6 месяцев назад

      thats like hitting someone w a napkin from a lil kids birthday party

  • @garyhayes4867
    @garyhayes4867 7 месяцев назад +900

    Imagine walking into a club and one of these goes off

    • @shubhooDon
      @shubhooDon 7 месяцев назад

      and imagine it hit someone through your pocket and you reply by saying sorry i had a boner ☠

    • @elseby
      @elseby 7 месяцев назад +15

      Mine goes off every once in a while in the club, they just rub into it.

    • @choppergamer
      @choppergamer 7 месяцев назад +3

      Man thats already a bad start, walking into a club is gonna hurt already and then this shit happens? Im just gonna let the caveman fuck my ass at that point

    • @jesuscollazo4303
      @jesuscollazo4303 7 месяцев назад +1

      Thousands ways to die lol 😂

    • @aarontoh391
      @aarontoh391 7 месяцев назад

      somone would probably thought you have an insane er*ction 😂

  • @lunasong9709
    @lunasong9709 2 месяца назад

    Finally, a collapsible self defense item that isn’t a flimsy piece of garbage

  • @SadashivaS.N
    @SadashivaS.N 7 месяцев назад +608

    Forget Vector, this guy is becoming Gru fr🤣🤣🤣

  • @camilletavolacci5007
    @camilletavolacci5007 6 месяцев назад +239

    Bro just pulled out the cinder blocks out of no where😂

  • @Элизабетуонн
    @Элизабетуонн 7 месяцев назад +920

    The second stick is hard and good.Thank you Vector for showing the truth in everything

    • @baldmista1907
      @baldmista1907 7 месяцев назад +22

      The first one is just a toy.

    • @gamerj.xtreme575
      @gamerj.xtreme575 7 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@baldmista1907It was supposed to be "thust" or "suprised attack" kind of weapon

    • @multatuli1
      @multatuli1 7 месяцев назад +11

      Second stick are normal baton I had one of those

    • @alicudechimario3896
      @alicudechimario3896 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@gamerj.xtreme575 off brand looking ass like what is thust??? What is surprised attack?

    • @blueberry766
      @blueberry766 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@multatuli1 but compact

  • @TR1xui0
    @TR1xui0 2 месяца назад

    Everyone gangsta till someone opens it the other way. 💀

  • @MessingerDAD
    @MessingerDAD 7 месяцев назад +895

    I like the graphics you did on your walls, pretty sick imo

    • @rBox.
      @rBox. 7 месяцев назад +2

      youtube premire

    • @NevenaRadisavljevic-r6r
      @NevenaRadisavljevic-r6r 7 месяцев назад

      Jico3u. O14 901 8. W0t8 😂❤

    • @Elementening
      @Elementening 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@rBox. Literally the youtube premiere 😭

  • @ri_c0c0
    @ri_c0c0 7 месяцев назад +976

    its all fun and games until the grab it and pull the uno reverse card on you 💀💀

    • @EeARKky7435
      @EeARKky7435 7 месяцев назад

      which is quite easy if the attacker is stronger than you
      use a taser

  • @Football.aepx.
    @Football.aepx. 7 месяцев назад +1854

    That "Womp Womp" was personal.
    Edit 1: 1k lets goo

  • @eefyanti
    @eefyanti 2 месяца назад

    Vector: "womp womp"
    Is crazy

  • @sohammahendrakar4247
    @sohammahendrakar4247 6 месяцев назад +733

    "Ma'am you dropped your pur-"
    *Turns to dust*

    • @veronicaperalta7950
      @veronicaperalta7950 6 месяцев назад

      😂dksjdow ggff

    • @VijayKumar-ib2ro
      @VijayKumar-ib2ro 6 месяцев назад

      Lo

    • @-Siatama-
      @-Siatama- 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@veronicaperalta7950what are you saying not even good translate can translate that

    • @liamschannel23
      @liamschannel23 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@-Siatama-she’s speaking gibberish because it was so funny or something lol

  • @sapplayz6895
    @sapplayz6895 7 месяцев назад +95

    "Womp Womp"
    The words by a genius...

  • @Cornstarch_periodt
    @Cornstarch_periodt 6 месяцев назад +169

    i think the first one works better as a walking stick

    • @DarthKan19
      @DarthKan19 6 месяцев назад +4

      It's actually used for magic tricks 😊

    • @mherrmann81687
      @mherrmann81687 6 месяцев назад

      Doubt it would support your weight

  • @KyleRomelCabacungan
    @KyleRomelCabacungan 2 месяца назад

    "Yo bro, i got this pocket staff thi-"
    *Staff goes off*
    (Insert tom and jerry scream here while he gets castrated)

  • @Roman-z3f5t
    @Roman-z3f5t 7 месяцев назад +217

    If it goes off in your pocket Ggs ☠️

  • @lordpyromon
    @lordpyromon 7 месяцев назад +203

    One’s a glorified magic trick, the other’s just an oversized security baton.

    • @soulswordobrigadosegostar
      @soulswordobrigadosegostar 7 месяцев назад +3

      hey,you put some LED into it,it becomes a light saber...

    • @lordpyromon
      @lordpyromon 7 месяцев назад

      @@soulswordobrigadosegostar fair point

  • @kill.quxntity
    @kill.quxntity 7 месяцев назад +220

    Bro just pulled 3 bricks out from under the desk. 💀

  • @TitanTvman82
    @TitanTvman82 Месяц назад

    "ooh what this
    . Just gonna open it anndd-" "AAAHHHH MY DUCKING BALLS!"

  • @silverwolfzs7601
    @silverwolfzs7601 7 месяцев назад +1788

    If it goes of in your pocket, that’ll be a sword match for the ages 💀

    • @vanluoma7467
      @vanluoma7467 7 месяцев назад +9

      💀💀💀

    • @graybeard7605
      @graybeard7605 7 месяцев назад +26

      my 2 inch Excalibur will win!

    • @seanli6072
      @seanli6072 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@graybeard7605 💀

    • @Hamilton-y3z
      @Hamilton-y3z 7 месяцев назад +4

      you mean so small not even atomic samurai would cut it

    • @oily_men_gaming
      @oily_men_gaming 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Hamilton-y3zbro💀

  • @longtran2717
    @longtran2717 7 месяцев назад +893

    I got the first stick somewhere around 8 years ago. In fact, the stick that pops up with the switch is designed to do a magic trick, where you tie a towel to the latch and hold it up. When you swing your hand, the towel disappears and the stick appears. At that time, my switch was broken and the stick was ready to come off at any moment and it was actually very dangerous because it was made of metal and could cause cuts (that I also got several times).

    • @allisonjohnson4138
      @allisonjohnson4138 7 месяцев назад +8

      I’ve seen the first stick where you press the button marketed as a self defense weapon quite frequently. There’s that one influencer or smthn that makes ‘self defense key chains’ that has those

    • @vishnubhadoria2025
      @vishnubhadoria2025 7 месяцев назад

      You should do it for wearing gloves for protection

    • @djdoc06
      @djdoc06 7 месяцев назад +1

      Little 2 ounce, 20 section telescope is not going to break anything other than itself.

    • @derpy_liongames2130
      @derpy_liongames2130 7 месяцев назад

      It'd be cool in a Batman movie just saying.

    • @mehshutup3041
      @mehshutup3041 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@djdoc06yeah but the side is sharp because it's still metal.

  • @G0ATED_No_commentary
    @G0ATED_No_commentary 7 месяцев назад +1045

    It really said I’m a grower not a shower 😂😂😂

    • @krishnaChanderiya
      @krishnaChanderiya 7 месяцев назад +2

      ❤❤❤

    • @sencercaglar470aslicaglar
      @sencercaglar470aslicaglar 7 месяцев назад +2

      😊ujdhd
      Hd

    • @yourlocaljetstream
      @yourlocaljetstream 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@sencercaglar470aslicaglar This man is on Shakespeare levels of writing. 10/10 This story had me in tears.

    • @DoobieDoby
      @DoobieDoby 7 месяцев назад

      I hope it's not a shower it should be a show'er
      English is fucked how is shower and shower suppose to sound different to those who don't speak English when it looks the same. 😂

  • @EmoRapunzel
    @EmoRapunzel 2 месяца назад +2

    *casually pulls out 3 bricks from under his table*

  • @Sunshaede
    @Sunshaede 2 месяца назад +129

    Nice, they even sent gloves along so that you don't get cut by it after it breaks lol!

  • @wolfdash6911
    @wolfdash6911 7 месяцев назад +100

    I like how the video showed two different weapons but ppl confused it to think its the pocket one the entire time

  • @MrAgust_
    @MrAgust_ 7 месяцев назад +244

    bro took the "womp womp" too personally _💀_

    • @Aanteatur
      @Aanteatur 7 месяцев назад +5

      Not the italicized skull emoji😂

  • @n3ptune.nix1e
    @n3ptune.nix1e 6 дней назад

    it’s giving percy jackson 🔥

  • @shawnsaliwan5129
    @shawnsaliwan5129 7 месяцев назад +253

    We'll be making a gladiator fight entertainment out of this product.

  • @doseofboost4509
    @doseofboost4509 7 месяцев назад +524

    Imagine how much that would hurt in your pocket💀💀💀

    • @dragondeeznutts
      @dragondeeznutts 7 месяцев назад +9

      It doesn’t come out with that much force believe it or not , and when it expands it’s such a flimsy “ metal “ your pocket stops it from expanding. Very disappointing and underwhelming , just like us irl

  • @musix6527
    @musix6527 6 месяцев назад +118

    Bro, who stole Robin's weapon 💀

  • @StickminHenry-eb5uf
    @StickminHenry-eb5uf Месяц назад

    For the first thing, This thing is essentially rolled up iron sheet, Extremely sharp, you need to wear gloves. Used to protect one's own hands

  • @shakilagamage2250
    @shakilagamage2250 3 месяца назад +273

    Not me taking this every we're i go. 😂😂😂 You gotta be self right.😂😂

  • @shashank3390
    @shashank3390 7 месяцев назад +47

    Lesson from this video
    "Longer stick doesn't mean better."

  • @bananataco1235
    @bananataco1235 7 месяцев назад +52

    That second one Id buy for sure.

  • @The_Ginger2113
    @The_Ginger2113 2 месяца назад

    "Is that a pocket self defense stick or are you just happy to see me"

  • @maryannjones2493
    @maryannjones2493 3 месяца назад +968

    It reminded me of cat noir 😅😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😀🤗

  • @Crazy_Person3
    @Crazy_Person3 5 месяцев назад +103

    Imagine you are talking to you friend while playing with that pocket stick and accidentally it opens up and hit his *Ahem* 💀

  • @Kaushik_Pai
    @Kaushik_Pai 7 месяцев назад +296

    He'll order even a plane after watching it on tiktok 😂

    • @toddsmith1969
      @toddsmith1969 7 месяцев назад +3

      He can afford it too that's the funny part 😂

  • @MOE_D_WATERLAW
    @MOE_D_WATERLAW 2 месяца назад

    Not this Percy Jackson's pen-Sword type of sh*t!! 😭😭😭

  • @Kenaliciuos
    @Kenaliciuos 7 месяцев назад +44

    Dawg last one ain't even a stick that's a whole sword 💀