How People THINK Artificers are Played VS How they're ACTUALLY Played

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  • Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024

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  • @OneShotQuesters
    @OneShotQuesters  2 года назад +1028

    Ladies and Gentlemen.....this is the last video of this series and we definitely had to close it out with a....BANG!!!!
    Anyway which video was your favorite?

    • @adamhall6914
      @adamhall6914 2 года назад +19

      I liked the Barbarian one, as I was not expecting them to be the same 😆

    • @matthewalexanian2108
      @matthewalexanian2108 2 года назад +8

      I liked the Ranger video since it's my favorite class up until we were reminded of the running joke that people hate that class, I also enjoyed the Druid, Monk, Warlock, and Rogue.

    • @pelletpaw9280
      @pelletpaw9280 2 года назад +6

      Whenever it's "We're exactly the same"
      Honestly the barbarian

    • @MelissiaBlackheart
      @MelissiaBlackheart 2 года назад +2

      I know you normally don't do 4th edition content, but I kind of want to see your reaction to 4e classes that will likely never make it to 5e. Like Swordmage, or Warden, or Battlemind.

    • @Dragonlord13
      @Dragonlord13 2 года назад +3

      The barbarian one...since barbarian Is my favorite class

  • @liamroberts5375
    @liamroberts5375 2 года назад +3345

    Artificer: "Foolish BBEG how will you ever get past this legion of invisible robot monkeys"
    BBEG: "is he fucking with me or is there an actual invisible army of robot monkeys?"

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  2 года назад +984

      What ever an Artificer says, you better believe its a real thing

    • @christhegendersloth2901
      @christhegendersloth2901 2 года назад +446

      @@OneShotQuesters true, never call an artificers bluff, were insane enough to actually try something that crazy

    • @seabass819
      @seabass819 2 года назад +80

      Why does this remind me of that crying fire death sack robot

    • @GuardianofRoin
      @GuardianofRoin 2 года назад +104

      Henchman: Knowing him it could be either or. Or just both.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 2 года назад +46

      And my thoughts go to flinging invisible robot poo.

  • @thecoolersub
    @thecoolersub 2 года назад +1517

    Now I know you may be asking, “with all your fantastical knowledge with the arcane technological, why did you make a magical nuke?” But have you considered that a magical nuke is just a larger fireball? Checkmate, wizards.

    • @voicetest6019
      @voicetest6019 2 года назад +74

      Go artillerist and get to make magic nukes *and* cast fireball? Checkmate, artillerists.

    • @kalebb1226
      @kalebb1226 2 года назад +22

      9th level fireball

    • @callumdean2462
      @callumdean2462 2 года назад +38

      @@kalebb1226 I would still go with the nuke instead of level 9 Fireball.
      Plus overkilling a town is kind of a right of passage for Artificer Players

    • @jaisummons2304
      @jaisummons2304 2 года назад +11

      How to say you play artificer without playing artificer.
      Inventor backstory failed Invention
      Nuke starts game with a disarmed nuke. That weighs 500 lb component wizard using items to cast spells not. Subclass into an enchanter/ scroll making and use feats in blacksmithing.

    • @maddinkn
      @maddinkn 2 года назад +2

      So a fireball is the best spell? Got it

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 2 года назад +1045

    Also:
    "Hey can I have a magic item?"
    "No, I'm buffing myself."

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 2 года назад +41

      Yeah. I'd like to run an armorer artificer who actually loans the power armor and invocations to other characters.

    • @thesong7877
      @thesong7877 2 года назад +51

      For me it was more like "Hey guys I made cool stuff you can use!"
      "All our attunement slots are full with things we bought or looted."

    • @Type_blazenil
      @Type_blazenil 2 года назад +19

      @@ArcCaravan in my defense, they never asked + I very much like having a returning spear

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 2 года назад +4

      @@Type_blazenil I'm not blaming you or any artificer using their infusions and creations, just mentioning an idea I had.

    • @Type_blazenil
      @Type_blazenil 2 года назад +7

      @@ArcCaravanthat's fair. plus I'm pretty sure that my party doesn't even realize I can enchant their weapons instead of my own

  • @edmg7
    @edmg7 2 года назад +475

    "This device could destroy the whole tri-state area!
    That's why I put a self-destruct button on it in case it gets in the wrong hands. Just keep it away from any platypus in a fedora you might see."

    • @foxman105
      @foxman105 2 года назад +30

      "Um... There was some detective with a hat that wanted to see you...."

    • @Cheshire5174
      @Cheshire5174 2 года назад +28

      ha ha, jokes on you perry the platypus, this time no convoluted inator, just this big Explosion-creator... Inator. I don't know why I called it that, its just a bomb, but my point is, in this case, "self destruct" means set the countdown clock to one second.

    • @Drave_Jr.
      @Drave_Jr. 2 года назад +16

      @@Cheshire5174 That's longer than Doof's other ones, hilariously enough.

    • @SuperAnime4444
      @SuperAnime4444 4 месяца назад +3

      *Crash*
      A platypus?
      (Puts on Fedora)
      PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

  • @unnamed1613
    @unnamed1613 2 года назад +191

    My Warforged Artificer: "Go-Go-Gadget Head-canon"
    BBEG: "What?"
    Warforged: *opens his face like a double door to reveal the canon he build inside of his head*

    • @thomasfoster7387
      @thomasfoster7387 Год назад +9

      are we talking a bombast or a scroll

    • @alanp741
      @alanp741 7 месяцев назад +1

      Cannonhead

    • @Shovel________________
      @Shovel________________ 7 месяцев назад +1

      my warforged artificer just turns into siege weapons transformer style

  • @user-eu7ho2tt5b
    @user-eu7ho2tt5b 2 года назад +576

    My Brain:
    Artificer:"Kaboom?"
    The rest of the party:"NO WE ARE IN A SMALL ROOM"
    Artificer:"Forget that, KABOOM"

    • @Type_blazenil
      @Type_blazenil 2 года назад +23

      Artificer + sorcerer is the best combination, leave a nuke somewhere far away, spell sniper + Fireball that's highly explosive tube from a "safe" distance away

    • @WexMajor82
      @WexMajor82 2 года назад +29

      Yes Rico, Kaboom!

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 2 года назад +11

      Wizard: I taught that boy everything. *Sniff* Brings a tear to my eye.

    • @Type_blazenil
      @Type_blazenil 2 года назад +12

      @@SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 my artificer: Holy balls are great and everything, BUT! What if you didn't have to cast them?

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 2 года назад

      @@Type_blazenil
      Wizard: *Busts a nut*

  • @definitelynotthefoundation5646
    @definitelynotthefoundation5646 2 года назад +242

    Arficers:
    "Hey, do you have any tape?"
    "You have an atomic bomb in your bag! If anyone is going to have tape it's you!"

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 2 года назад +34

      Artificer: Preposterous, I don't have a bomb in my bag! ... Now if I were to put my other bag in this bag...

    • @definitelynotthefoundation5646
      @definitelynotthefoundation5646 2 года назад +9

      @@HiopX I was going for a Guardians of the Galaxy 2 reference, but that's pretty good

    • @callumdean2462
      @callumdean2462 2 года назад +5

      @@definitelynotthefoundation5646 thats were its from, i thought i recognised it :)

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 2 года назад +8

      Rocket is an Artillerist Artificer

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 2 года назад +2

      I'm pretty sure tinkerer's tools include tape if it exists in your setting

  • @MelissiaBlackheart
    @MelissiaBlackheart 2 года назад +1774

    All the artificers I've seen played in 5e played the iron man subclass. To be fair, can you blame them?

  • @DreadeDragon
    @DreadeDragon 2 года назад +774

    We had an artificer in our party who figured out that he can make traps that flings people in the air, and had some shirts he looted from some corpses, so we were fighting some ogres and he threw enchanted shirts at them and they went flying back like 50+ ft when they touched them.
    Edit: since everyone wants to know how to do this, I asked my friend and he said that he used an artificer spell from 3.5e, but he misinterpreted what it meant, so he basically made up a spell. And don’t ask me which one, because I don’t know.

    • @patricksmith6680
      @patricksmith6680 2 года назад +70

      I would have tried combining them to make a deadly T-shirt cannon.

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 2 года назад +25

      T-shirt cannon time!

    • @magicamadeye
      @magicamadeye 2 года назад +24

      @@nvfury13 maude flanders has left the chat

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 2 года назад +7

      @@magicamadeye Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @definitelyacabbagefarmer5996
      @definitelyacabbagefarmer5996 2 года назад +17

      Our previous artificer made 10 familiars, charged them all with thunderclap, and sent them off to a white dragon.

  • @mrdarcy5311
    @mrdarcy5311 2 года назад +68

    "This device could destroy the whole tri-state area" xD
    It's fun because there's an artificer homebrew subclases called Doofenshmirtz.

  • @MayBeSomething
    @MayBeSomething 2 года назад +148

    How Artificers are supposed to be played: Arcane engineering and robots.
    How they are actually played: Gun meme review part 2; Tactical nuke boogaloo.

    • @RegalChalice
      @RegalChalice 2 года назад +13

      Your party artificer explaining why the AK50 blew up foe the 52nd time

    • @user-rm5dq8nt9g
      @user-rm5dq8nt9g Год назад +1

      And don`t forget about turning youself into half-warforged transformer. Hail Omnis...i mean Primus.

  • @seabass819
    @seabass819 2 года назад +47

    Artificer: you think I'm a glass cannon? Well here's a literal glass cannon.

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 2 года назад +7

      A cannon made of glass or a cannon that fires glass?

    • @seabass819
      @seabass819 2 года назад +9

      @@jlokison yes.

    • @finsmylie8382
      @finsmylie8382 Год назад +4

      Both?
      Both....
      Both is good

    • @ikmwrime29sorryaira60
      @ikmwrime29sorryaira60 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@jlokison May I pitch the idea, *molten glass*.

  • @laceyrodney9978
    @laceyrodney9978 2 года назад +118

    The artificer in my campaign is determined to be a chaos gremlin. He escaped from bandits by making one of their swords scream and freaking them out and made a carnival worker think he was going crazy by making a hacky sack scream when it hit the ground but turned it off when the worker tried to show someone else. 😂😂

  • @ethanaponte9307
    @ethanaponte9307 2 года назад +417

    I once made a lawful evil necromancer artificer.
    His title?
    THE BONE MECHANIST

    • @godeating-crayon722
      @godeating-crayon722 2 года назад +20

      I hope you made lots of bone puns.

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 2 года назад +7

      Solo Necromancer manhwa in a nutshell

    • @ashsuna7774
      @ashsuna7774 2 года назад +20

      Bruh I have an artificer that's teaming up with a necromancer to try and build a way to give her constructs souls.
      Meanwhile everyone watching this unholy alliance is too busy with the OTHER necromancer that's trying to take over the world to actually stop us.

    • @CasualLoLAddict
      @CasualLoLAddict 2 года назад +7

      Why not the Organic Mechanic?

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 2 года назад +3

      The thigh bone connects to the... Leg bone

  • @alansmithee1412
    @alansmithee1412 2 года назад +48

    "You can make anything you set your mind to, and you choose to make a missile launcher?"
    "You misunderstand! This is a *magic* missile launcher."
    "...oh no-"

    • @GuardianofRoin
      @GuardianofRoin 2 года назад +9

      ".... Did you just make the RYNO from Ratchet and Clank?"
      *Chekofski's 1812 overture intensifies*

    • @Wolfschee
      @Wolfschee 2 года назад +2

      uhm, how?

    • @Type_blazenil
      @Type_blazenil 2 года назад +7

      @@Wolfschee level 11 spell storing item, charge that baby with magic Missile, and let it pop off. 22 X (Spell slot level + 3) magic missiles for the price of one

    • @RoadRunner217
      @RoadRunner217 11 месяцев назад

      People don't understand how great Magic Cruise Missiles are until they've seen a camp getting obliterated while you're two cities away, sitting in a tavern and checking your enchanted watch.

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc 11 месяцев назад

      Oh no... Was that 20 Magic Missles in each tube!?

  • @kwith
    @kwith 2 года назад +189

    Playing a goblin artificer right now and he's basically an agent of chaos and destruction. He carries around a couple kegs of dynamite with him and has left several craters in the landscape. Frustrates the party wizard because he can't understand how my magic works. "It makes no sense! The goblin just jingles his keys and shit happens! That's not right!" haha

    • @jurekovacic1739
      @jurekovacic1739 2 года назад +16

      I see someone has a power WAAAAH on his side (warhamer orc refrence)

    • @gecko2.617
      @gecko2.617 2 года назад +12

      @@jurekovacic1739 WYRD BOYZ GO BOOOOM! WAAAAAAGH!

    • @spencervance8484
      @spencervance8484 2 года назад +8

      Ditz boiz gits da waaaah

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris 2 года назад +1

      Battle Smith: The best way to Biker Kobold. >:3

    • @silenraven1017
      @silenraven1017 Год назад +1

      Reminds me this meme with a curvy goblin who reveals all the curves she has are bombs yelling "Fool! Goblins are only good for chaos and destruction!!"

  • @DMingThoughts
    @DMingThoughts 2 года назад +187

    How artificers are actually played:
    "What do you mean there's no firearms in your world???"

    • @user-hf3hd3pw1p
      @user-hf3hd3pw1p 2 года назад +39

      oh well... time to invent them

    • @Type_blazenil
      @Type_blazenil 2 года назад +34

      @@user-hf3hd3pw1p actually, you know what? Let's just skip to the atomic age

    • @shadow98004
      @shadow98004 Год назад +23

      @@user-hf3hd3pw1p armourer: "In a cave. With a box of scraps."

    • @user-hf3hd3pw1p
      @user-hf3hd3pw1p Год назад +5

      @@shadow98004 funny enough I have already played a tony stark

    • @Bos187
      @Bos187 Год назад +8

      "On second thought, that's perfect, that means no one else will have them -if- when I invent them"

  • @aganaom1712
    @aganaom1712 2 года назад +35

    artificer: "check this shit out"
    * closes demon core *

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  2 года назад +13

      Cleric: What have you done?

    • @tigerwarrior1787
      @tigerwarrior1787 2 года назад +12

      @@OneShotQuesters Infernal Warlock: "My Patron says, dear Cleric, we should run. When he says WE... that's bad."

    • @lupenngrimpaw936
      @lupenngrimpaw936 Год назад +2

      Other artificer: "Nononono-" drops dead from Chenkov radiation.

  • @Eli-el4ls
    @Eli-el4ls 2 года назад +43

    CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
    " Distant platypus noises "

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 2 года назад +45

    The best artificers are when DMs allow real world knowledge... and player is an engineer

    • @TurnaboutAkamia
      @TurnaboutAkamia 2 года назад +5

      As long as they aren’t an architect. 😉

    • @finsmylie8382
      @finsmylie8382 Год назад +3

      Or a Chemist

    • @outbreakperfected5704
      @outbreakperfected5704 Год назад +2

      @@TurnaboutAkamia you never know the dm might let them basically be a master builder and just create giant structures and weapons from nothing

  • @nabra97
    @nabra97 2 года назад +230

    My DM didn't allow this class untill recently, 'cause he didn't understand it. But high elves in our world are basically a race of such guys. Their ancestors started an apocalypse before, they currently have built a manapunk civilization, are in civil war, and... It feels like it may result in another apocalypse.
    Edit: it's author's setting, and it's not mine. I do know it's not according to the Forgotten Realms or the Eberron lore. I don't think it was supposed to be.

    • @aqj2014
      @aqj2014 2 года назад +2

      manapunk? isnt that literally just eberron?

    • @nabra97
      @nabra97 2 года назад +5

      @@aqj2014 it's author's settings, but from what I know about Eberron, it's pretty close for high elves specifically (may or may not be the source of inspiration). Other parts of the world are closer to classic.

    • @thekenyonsquad5672
      @thekenyonsquad5672 2 года назад +2

      same here, but it was gnomes that changed my mind, not elves.

    • @Connor_McKinnon
      @Connor_McKinnon 2 года назад +2

      Have you heard of the high elves?

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 2 года назад +2

      That's basically my Dragonborn as well only they went full Illuminati meets the Belka's from Ace combat and decided to use their magitek to conquer other planes. They made the Warforged along the way but the Warforged are now more advanced than they are due to time fuckery.

  • @WingComTheLion
    @WingComTheLion 2 года назад +124

    My artillerist has made for himself a +1 all-purpose tool, wand sheath and Soul Cage in a wand; made the druid a +2 Red Dragon Scale Mail (DC was 40), working on a Robe of Eyes and Bloodwell Vial +1 for our sorcerer. I'm also going to be making a triple bomb of Acid, Alchemist Fire and Oil for Catapult and funsies. I've also tormented the DM with multiple free uses of Vortex Warp against a T-rex and then proceeded to give the item to one of our NPCs. Now, pardon me but I think I will steal the idea of the robot army, probably by way of Shield Guardian :)
    And my former artificer apprentice blew up the world leaving floating islands.

    • @callumdean2462
      @callumdean2462 2 года назад +3

      another trick that I did was making cursed items, as after all its still enchanting, just like alchemy can make potion or poison. Giving them out to people expected to be evil etc.
      It may not take long for them to discard the item but you can sure send them mad first and ruin their reputation.

    • @lupenngrimpaw936
      @lupenngrimpaw936 Год назад +2

      My fellow artillerist. THANK YOU FOR THE IDEAS!

  • @TimeToad
    @TimeToad 2 года назад +71

    Yeah… the artificer in my game started out with a rifle and 20 sessions later has constructed a Jaeger from pacific rim.

    • @dynestis2875
      @dynestis2875 2 года назад +5

      HOW

    • @56Firedead
      @56Firedead 2 года назад +12

      @@dynestis2875 artificer's mate. artificers.

    • @RegalChalice
      @RegalChalice 2 года назад +10

      Now fight a tarasque while the Pacific Rim theme plays in the background

    • @dynestis2875
      @dynestis2875 Год назад +4

      @@56Firedead ah now everything makes sense!

    • @outbreakperfected5704
      @outbreakperfected5704 Год назад +5

      Now just imagine a necromancer artificer who then raises that skeleton of Godzilla then turns it into a mobile command base as well as a GIANT FREAKING KAIJU MECH

  • @amithabraham2224
    @amithabraham2224 2 года назад +90

    Me as an artificer: *pulls up in platoon of the D&D equivalent of the Kodiaks from Halo Wars 2* Now this is a masterpiece, because i really put the "Art" in Artillery. It's an Art of War if you ask me (all the puns intended)

    • @technobird4258
      @technobird4258 2 года назад +1

      Yoooooo that’s sick, now I wanna play artificer

  • @TheRealGamer2052
    @TheRealGamer2052 2 года назад +85

    Every artificer player has made at least one nuke that ended the campaign instantly

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  2 года назад +37

      How else are you supposed to finish a campaign? By beating the BBEG?? *pfft*

    • @tigerwarrior1787
      @tigerwarrior1787 2 года назад +12

      @@OneShotQuesters To be fair, the magical nuke CAN also wipe out the BBEG... as well as anything living within a five mile radius. Bye False Hydra.

    • @markedforstrike
      @markedforstrike 2 года назад +8

      @@tigerwarrior1787 so it counts as a heroic sacrifice to win

    • @INTCUWUSIUA
      @INTCUWUSIUA 2 года назад

      Why build just a nuke though? Personally I think that'sthinking too small ruclips.net/video/ZRlMBde9cQs/видео.html

    • @callumdean2462
      @callumdean2462 2 года назад +8

      @@markedforstrike there were roughly 100,000 heroic sacrifices that day ;)

  • @Linkdude74
    @Linkdude74 2 года назад +15

    My most recent artificer(my favorite class btw) very much leaned on Magical Tinkering to do rather mundane things. The party saved a kid from a burning building and they were trying to take him to other family members. To calm the kid down he asked the kid what his favorite scent was, chocolate, picked up a rock and made it smell like chocolate. Kid calmed down and helped my character help him. Such a wonderful class with lots of creative opportunities

  • @stevenn1940
    @stevenn1940 2 года назад +51

    I mean, yes, but "I made a magic pistol with a flamethrower!"
    Warforged Artillerist artificer with an enhanced shield, hand crossbow with a wand of magic missles at its core as my arcane firearm, with firebolt and thornwhip as my cantrips, and shatter always prepared. And I always picked the tiny turret that was a flamethrower, and put it on the front of the gun.
    I did a lot of damage every turn at level 5. 2d10+1d8 one target, plus 2d8 cone. With a cantrip.

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 2 года назад +1

      Poetry.

    • @PieBoy4242
      @PieBoy4242 2 года назад +6

      Counter-point: Party composed of a Fighter warforged (possibly samurai, we haven't gotten that far) a forge domain cleric, an artillerist, and an enchanter.
      We're waiting for a fight to stop and one of us can scream "Pit Stop" and swap out the warforged parts to better suit the fight.

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 2 года назад +5

      @@PieBoy4242
      >Samurai
      >Warforged
      STANDING HERE, I REALIZE! YOU WERE JUST LIKE MEEEE TRYIN' TO MAKE HISTORAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

    • @asteisdrakos
      @asteisdrakos 2 года назад +3

      @@SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 memory broken, the truth goes unspoken

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 2 года назад +2

      @@asteisdrakos
      THERE WILL BE BLOOD!

  • @omegagamer5830
    @omegagamer5830 2 года назад +31

    Fun story: in a game I’m in, one of our players, who isn’t an artificer but did something I believe an artificer should be able to do, he made napalm, using his real world knowledge on how to make them, he gave my character, a Half Orc Bard Fighter 10 bolts that were dipped in the stuff, a few games later, I used one on a flaming enemy, forgetting that it would create a 10 feet cube of fire damage, one of the fellow players, a full Orc Barbarian. Was right next to the enemy, his character got knocked down, but survived, but later. The original player who made the napalm, a Triten Monk, took the bolts back and went to blow up a ship, he was caught as he was making his escape, his character was caught in a massive explosion that killed his character, but the DM gave him a chance to survive, which he did and now he has magic ghost fists... this game is still going... Fun!

  • @KasaiRayquaza
    @KasaiRayquaza 2 года назад +26

    My favorite Artificer I made was an Alchemist/Gunslinger/Healer...
    "Don't worry, my bullets will heal you for negative damage" -Uncle Allucard from Code MENT
    (I actually made her exactly like that BEFORE I even SAW Code MENT. But that scene made me make her healing spells come from bullets.)

    • @mifigor1935
      @mifigor1935 2 года назад +1

      So you basically made Ana from overwatch?

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 2 года назад +2

      Reminds me of Sharla from Xenoblade Chronicles.

  • @SanityHarvey
    @SanityHarvey 2 года назад +28

    In a normal game, a Nervous chuckle comes out of a player
    in a game with a Artificer, the DM makes the nervous chuckle

  • @finnlaycarter-humphreys2933
    @finnlaycarter-humphreys2933 2 года назад +15

    0:12 better hope that dr doofenshmirtz dosent get that device

  • @harrisandlukas2700
    @harrisandlukas2700 2 года назад +19

    Man, I wish I could tap a bottle of Orange Cream Soda to fill it with the power of a thousand suns.

  • @GuardianofRoin
    @GuardianofRoin 2 года назад +43

    Currently playing an artificer and I already made a wand version of the assassin's Creed hidden blade, a wrist mounted crossbow, and made bags of holding for half the party. All that's left is the magical nuke and my artificer will be complete.

    • @Theshadowdemon9
      @Theshadowdemon9 2 года назад +2

      That's the Phantom Blade.

    • @GuardianofRoin
      @GuardianofRoin 2 года назад +3

      @@Theshadowdemon9 Oh yeah... Had to actually look that up. I never played AC Unity since it turned out to be a buggy shit show, so never saw it.

    • @gecko2.617
      @gecko2.617 2 года назад +1

      you have bags of holding, that is like the magical equivalent of anti matter bombs so... just put one into the other and see what happens 🤣🤣

    • @CasualLoLAddict
      @CasualLoLAddict 2 года назад

      IIRC, using infusion, you can only make 1 single bag of holding at a time. Like, ever. If you make a 2nd, the 1st goes poof. Unless you're actually enchanting items, of which I'm not familiar with, mechanically speaking.

    • @GuardianofRoin
      @GuardianofRoin 2 месяца назад

      ​@@CasualLoLAddict for those I did the actual crafting rules
      Yes, I know they are meant for anyone with the tool proficiency, but it seemed fitting.

  • @TwelveTables
    @TwelveTables 2 года назад +28

    Probably the most unique artificier you'll ever see: I'm playing an elf with plant themed cannons (pea shooters, fire flower, and sunflower, Plants vs zombies inspired). I use a watering can to grow my turrets and a hand plow (Dagger) to attack with. I mix in fertilizer bombs (arcane firearm) for an explosive bonus. Being a farmer I know how to fix things that have broke around the farmand I'm currently adventuring for rumspringa.

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 2 года назад +2

      Ah yes, How to give Vecna PTSD.

    • @krzysztofkaruzo6899
      @krzysztofkaruzo6899 2 года назад

      How about an old Roman engienier who turned himself into a robot to defeat death of old age?

    • @TwelveTables
      @TwelveTables 2 года назад

      @@krzysztofkaruzo6899I've played robo cop with, inquisitive rougue, armorer artificer in a one shot. Does that count?

    • @milanmarkovic2721
      @milanmarkovic2721 Год назад

      I see you made Crazy Dave.

  • @lordmggordon
    @lordmggordon 2 года назад +15

    I've only played one artificer so far, and she was a seamstress with her technology revolving around tailoring utensils and magic fabric. I turned all my spells and equipment into something tailoring related, such as thorn whip being a meter and magic missiles being magic pins.
    nothing exploded, thankfully😅

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 2 года назад

      My artificer is a glassmaker, so there are a lot of lenses and ringing noises involved

    • @lordmggordon
      @lordmggordon Год назад

      @Paradoxical enigma oooo nice one!

  • @totallylemon
    @totallylemon 2 года назад +16

    You forgot about them asking if they can have a gun

  • @Drocksas
    @Drocksas 2 года назад +10

    I love this one! I played an alchemist artificer a while back, and he was basically the definition of an ethic-less mad scientist. Literally only got along with the party because it suited his ends. Guy even turned himself into an aberrant horror through an arcane lab accident!

  • @Cassiopea525
    @Cassiopea525 2 года назад +53

    I’m very new to DnD but still offered to DM a homebrew when our DM is unable to run sessions. One player is an artificer and I’m now *very* afraid.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  2 года назад +22

      As you should be....be VERY afraid

    • @Cassiopea525
      @Cassiopea525 2 года назад

      @@OneShotQuesters So afraid. I've only been playing DnD about 3 months so this will be a challenge!

    • @SanityHarvey
      @SanityHarvey 2 года назад +1

      @@Cassiopea525 Good luck, Artificers are both broken and balanced in a weird way.

    • @mtgemperor
      @mtgemperor 2 года назад +3

      And you thought nukes were the problem. The individual making the nuke is far more dangerous.
      Because they can make more nukes.

    • @Type_blazenil
      @Type_blazenil 2 года назад +1

      You have nothing to fear
      until they reach level three
      - an artificer

  • @uzumakiriza
    @uzumakiriza 2 года назад +6

    it reminds me of my current campaign. Basically, one of my player playing as Dwarf Artificier and has this familiar/automaton that does only one thing, Shocking Grasp. and we collectively call it: "Mechanic Pikachu"
    ...oh, and also apparently he dabble in alchemist which at one point, made a potion that turned a minotaur into a minotaur with fish properties.

    • @callumdean2462
      @callumdean2462 2 года назад

      yeah one of the potion options is "Transformation. The drinker's body is transformed as if by the alter self spell. The drinker determines the transformation caused by the spell, the effects of which last for 10 minutes."
      Alter Self of course allowing for aquatic adaptation.

  • @kamchatmonk
    @kamchatmonk 2 года назад +220

    Frankly, I don't get it. Artificer doesn't really have any ability or feature that can backfire... It's more about greedily buffing yourself until even your underwear is magical.

    • @haruhitomaeda4802
      @haruhitomaeda4802 2 года назад +13

      I understood that reference at the end lol. (Dingo is amazing!)

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 2 года назад +9

      It'd be rather daft _not_ to start with the underwear.
      Protection for... _certain..._ dealings.

    • @acrux1918
      @acrux1918 2 года назад +1

      @@jocosesonata " *clank* your poor wife!"

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 2 года назад +15

      The meme is that players are always trying to finagle a way to make a magical nuke as an Artificer

    • @kamchatmonk
      @kamchatmonk 2 года назад +18

      @@willieoelkers5568 Pfft, just ask your sorcerer to wear a sign with the word "bomb" and wait until he eventually explodes because of wild magic surge.

  • @fin-as-drago9479
    @fin-as-drago9479 2 года назад +10

    As someone who played an armourer artificer, I told them I would never leave my armor even when sleeping, it got to the point where the Druid had to use heat metal to get my character out to take a shower and do some infusions for an rare item we got.

    • @Michael-fd1gx
      @Michael-fd1gx 2 года назад +2

      There is a magic item that cleans you.

    • @fin-as-drago9479
      @fin-as-drago9479 2 года назад

      @@Michael-fd1gx what it is called?

    • @D4rkcjinsc2
      @D4rkcjinsc2 2 года назад +2

      @@fin-as-drago9479 I believe it's the Cleansing Stone? Eberron magic item if I remember right.

    • @fin-as-drago9479
      @fin-as-drago9479 2 года назад

      @@D4rkcjinsc2 well I better grab the old character sheet and jump into a mew game.

  • @AK-qh6lr
    @AK-qh6lr 2 года назад +10

    You can make a Darth Vader suit with enough infusions and favors from the DM. CRAZY right?

    • @shadow98004
      @shadow98004 Год назад +2

      One step better: you can make Iron Man armour.

  • @zoppletee5400
    @zoppletee5400 2 года назад +19

    What a good episode. I wanna make an artificer now

  • @Olivia_Dreamrider
    @Olivia_Dreamrider 2 года назад +6

    Soooo, their bored engineers? Yeah that makes sense

  • @cpt.buckpyrax9510
    @cpt.buckpyrax9510 2 года назад +10

    This is so freaking accurate it's hilarious. Just seeing how someone could accidentally invent something is amazing, like I did with my Mjolnir type of hammer . . . Amazing what duct tape, some chains and desperation can forge.

  • @theblackneon5396
    @theblackneon5396 2 года назад +3

    I play mine as a bureaucrat who insists he's a coolguy adventurer.

  • @caseybaker7935
    @caseybaker7935 2 года назад +2

    I made a homebrew Artificer subclass that I'm actually pretty proud of.
    It's called the Arcanist and lets you swap out known infusions once a week, convert infused items into permanently enchanted ones (basically by giving you a discount on the enchantment rules and an expanded infusion list), and you can also have all of your +whatever items be more effective and give a +4 to one enchanted item an ally has for a short time. That last one has a side effect of causing the item to burn out after a minute if you use the action, at which point it needs 10 minutes to be able to do anything again. But it can also be used as a way to temporarily disable cursed items too, since all magical effects are stopped by the burnout.

  • @matthewspencer5548
    @matthewspencer5548 2 года назад +2

    Artificer: Kaboom?
    Party: Yes Artificer, Kaboom.

  • @Wanderer24
    @Wanderer24 2 года назад +20

    One of my favorite things to do as an artificer is to play a guy who believes there is innate magic in everything and therefore uses enchanted sticks. He also tries to sell them to people. This really gets better at level 11

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 2 года назад +2

      Sounds like a druid with extra steps

    • @Wanderer24
      @Wanderer24 2 года назад +2

      @@sethb3090 i mean yes and no. He really appreciates druids and wizards because he believes they are both right about how magic works. The main goal of the character is to prove to the world that (like in the days of the Netheril empire) everyone can have access to magic because it naturally flows through everything. And the character, whom was playfully nicknamed sticks, decided to use the lowly stick to show that magic flows through everything. (due to game mechanics i chose to go with sticks) Anyways, artificer was the best class to make, use, and sell magic while telling the world of his ideas on magic. He wanted to do great things with sticks as his conduits for magical potential to help prove this point and that is why he is an adventurer.

  • @mangermatilla
    @mangermatilla 2 года назад +7

    This is so much fun to watch 😁
    Also I love the Doofenshmirtz act

    • @joseda3rd354
      @joseda3rd354 2 года назад +1

      First character I wanted to base my artificer on. He was a lizardfolk. It was fun

  • @violetbean8928
    @violetbean8928 2 года назад +4

    honestly the fact that Artificers can make magical items saves the party so much gold

  • @EvaneCrow
    @EvaneCrow 2 года назад +1

    recent oneshot: lvl 15 party fighting a marut. sorcificer used wall of force in combination with wrope trick to give the party a short rest midfight. the right tools at the right time in the right place and a crazy mind that gives a darn about the order of the world and comes up with his own stuff.

  • @WriterKing92
    @WriterKing92 2 года назад +1

    Since I’m running Waterdeep: Dragon Heist as a steampunk type of adventure, I made one of my Trollskull Alley NPCs an artificer who helps run her “ally party’s” tailor shop, and between abusing Mending to make clothes, she’s a shipwright and she made a nimblewright to serve as a red herring for the Fireball chapter. She’s adorable when not heated (fire genasi) and at least two of my players have used her services for stylish clothing, plus she’s been commissioned to make a stealth upgrade for one of the rogues.

  • @Tokumastu1
    @Tokumastu1 2 года назад +1

    Wizard: Don't worry I can cast fireball to thin out this army.
    Artificer: No need, just let me show you what happens when you split an atom.

  • @ripronnica7030
    @ripronnica7030 2 года назад +2

    My artificer is a time traveling fey cowboy - she has a laser revolver, a metal dog, and my entire heart.

  • @YM-co1iy
    @YM-co1iy 2 года назад +1

    Common conversations with our artificer usually include at least five demands that he keep within the boundaries of the Geneva convention.

  • @addiemonsterrc3990
    @addiemonsterrc3990 2 года назад +1

    "Guys I made a pet rock that farts when you pick it up"
    "... why"
    "Look it has googly eyes"

  • @adamschank7703
    @adamschank7703 2 года назад +1

    I do have two ideas for artificers: (1) a kobold that has always admired dragons for their ability to fly and seeks to be able to create his own wings so that he may join them in the skies and (2) a goblin that has a fascination with explosives. I may even have the goblin multi-class into rogue so he can plant explosives using stealth.

  • @williammagnaye8315
    @williammagnaye8315 2 года назад +4

    I played Armorer Artificer and basically had 21 AC. The boss I fought actually got so angry at me for imposing disadvantage every turn with my Thunder Gauntlets. With my teammate's Slasher activating, the boss had to make 12 attacks at me with disadvantage. Only 1 hit. Even then, it barely dealt any damage.
    Funny, I was parodying Sundowner too when that happened.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 2 года назад +1

      Kids are cruel, Jack. And I.......

    • @callumdean2462
      @callumdean2462 2 года назад

      You got lucky the DM didnt know the wording on the ability "A creature hit by the gauntlet has disadvantage on attack rolls against targets other than you until the start of your next turn"
      Other than you ie he should have been hitting normally against you

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 2 года назад

      Did the Slasher user have another ability that caused disadvantage against anyone but them? I could see that and your Thunder Gauntlets making a loop of disadvantage for attacking both of you.

    • @callumdean2462
      @callumdean2462 2 года назад

      @@ArcCaravan I didnt even see the slasher bit that would explain it. so please disregard my original comment

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 2 года назад

      @@callumdean2462 To be fair, Slasher on its own needs to score a crit to cause disadvantage. And since the Thunder Gauntlets were mentioned I am thinking both players have a "disadvantage against anyone but me" ability that were active at the same time.

  • @An_Average_Idiot
    @An_Average_Idiot 2 года назад +4

    I expected a magical nuke. I got a magical nuke. Everything is right in the world.

  • @ravenhack6053
    @ravenhack6053 2 года назад +5

    My party's artificer just likes shooting guns at dragons and having a monoply on fire arms and amunition. That's about all he does

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 2 года назад

      When a player gets lazy, the DM needs to challenge their playing style.
      Iron suit? Magnets and electrical damage x2.
      Guns? Put them in a swamp with plenty of methane for explosions.
      Flame thrower? Fire resistant creatures.
      Bags of holding? Some sort of inter-dimensional being precipitates when they empty it next.

    • @user-fs2nk9wh5d
      @user-fs2nk9wh5d 2 года назад

      @@IndigoIndustrial swamp with methane? Do you understand that first thing what they try to do is to explode whole swamp?

    • @user-fs2nk9wh5d
      @user-fs2nk9wh5d 2 года назад

      Why need divine intervention when you have cannons?

  • @deltorojuanp.8059
    @deltorojuanp.8059 Год назад +2

    0:41 I think I know what the class of my first character will be.

  • @Brutus0417
    @Brutus0417 2 года назад +3

    Is that artificer perhaps named Heinz? Last name Starts with a D? He seems to like the truth state area as well.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  2 года назад +1

      It might be....it might be not....all I know is that he hates platypuses

  • @acetraker1988
    @acetraker1988 Год назад +2

    My Fave way to play a Warforged Artificer.
    *"I cast Gatling Gun."*
    -The rules for spellcasting is different I as the *PLAYER* get to decide what my spells do and look like. They cannot be counter spelled due to the wording of the spellcasting rules in the class. Gatling gun is Catapult + anything the DM lets me get away with.

  • @gb1620
    @gb1620 2 года назад +2

    My first character (which I’m still playing) is an Artificer in a One Piece World. I ate the Tool Tool Fruit so that my arms aren’t just for tools, they ARE the tools.

  • @CyberPunkBadGuy
    @CyberPunkBadGuy 2 года назад +8

    I like everyone has ridcoulous artificer stories of making , tanks , nukes and robot armies but nothing at all in the class says you can or even can be interpreted that you can do any of these things.

  • @joseda3rd354
    @joseda3rd354 2 года назад +2

    I like the doofenshmirtz reference since that was the first character I wanted base my artificer off of

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 3 дня назад

    "This device can destroy the whole Tri-State area"
    Let me guess, the artificers enemy is a platypus with a fedora

  • @wyatthommy1546
    @wyatthommy1546 2 года назад +1

    I feel like every time I hear that outro I should be seeing the Paladin of The Oath of Throwing it Back making a scoot across the screen waving goodbye or something haha

  • @gabrielmunozbezerra9632
    @gabrielmunozbezerra9632 6 месяцев назад +1

    0:11 that is one Doffensmirth moment right there XD

  • @twilitlloyd7167
    @twilitlloyd7167 2 года назад +1

    My buddy ran a session where the Artificier created walking turrets. Except they had sexy cartoon legs in fishnet stockings

  • @giacomofedericorubini1261
    @giacomofedericorubini1261 2 года назад +1

    Artificer: "I use firebolt on the bbeg"
    *Shoots him with a gun*
    "Counterspell this, you filthy casual"

  • @Hk-ox4bb
    @Hk-ox4bb 2 года назад +2

    I love artificer, it’s my favorite class
    Currently I have 3 characters with level into artificer, the first is a pure armorer, the second uses a homebrew subclass that giver a mech and the third is a warlock with four levels in artificer armorer for the armor, advantage on concentration and +1 wand for his eldritch blast

  • @FishBola1991
    @FishBola1991 2 года назад +1

    The OTHER way: I have an actual degree in Fluid Dynamics; Tremble as I abuse this Decanter of Endless Water to break every trap, puzzle, and fortification you can devise.

  • @Josephine_0
    @Josephine_0 2 года назад +6

    A platypus?

  • @rajjeek
    @rajjeek 2 года назад +9

    I was DMing a campaign with some friends and we had an artificer who made his character a Jedi and would constantly through his glowing sword around (that he made)and call it back to him. He even killed a flying dragon who was the big bad when he slicing one of its wings off mid-air having is crash to the ground and dodging a last dich effort ice breath and throwing the sword impaling it in the dragons skull. Best 3 nat20s I ever seen

  • @JohnSmith-bn5mi
    @JohnSmith-bn5mi 2 года назад +1

    And when you have two artificers, you get a free magical nuke for every long rest.

  • @Springy05
    @Springy05 2 года назад +1

    "This device can destroy the whole tri-state area"
    Now I want to make an artificer and call it Doofenshmirtz

    • @SeekerPsycho1
      @SeekerPsycho1 2 года назад +1

      Would you believe people have already made homebrew Doofenshmirtz subclasses?

    • @Springy05
      @Springy05 2 года назад

      @@SeekerPsycho1 i wouldnt doubt

  • @ver87ona
    @ver87ona 2 года назад +1

    The closest I’ve made to a nuke was as a Bard. It was basically a railgun made from three cannons and copper wiring.

  • @bluemage67
    @bluemage67 2 года назад +1

    Man, reading all these comments about the various flavors of BOOM, and here's my artificer who managed to make a piece of tech that collected and stored arcane energy to power a potbelly stove with arms and a face called Stonewall.
    He also shot lazers, could punch through stone, grow LORGE, and spoke like a steam vent. And she rocked the fantasy equivalent of a .50 cal rifle in a crossbow.

  • @annakoutsandreou2214
    @annakoutsandreou2214 2 года назад +4

    *BOOM* *FOR* *WELL* *THE* *EXPERIENCE* *I* *GUESS*

  • @whitenightmare3575
    @whitenightmare3575 2 года назад +2

    I had an artificer in my game once, he made a gun. That was about it. He had some plans for a Mecha as well but we didn't get to high level.

  • @julietheaberlin6816
    @julietheaberlin6816 2 года назад +1

    The last bit at the end reminds me of that one incident with a demon core where the one thing that is stop it from going supernova is a screwdriver

  • @cstuart5638
    @cstuart5638 2 месяца назад

    “To get through me you must go through my robot army.” I actually had an artificer build a robot army. Used it in conjunction with my other character’s goblin, elf, devil, men and orc troops to conquer the known world.

  • @kurgen96vods98
    @kurgen96vods98 2 года назад +1

    Made a lvl 20 Warforged Artillery Artificer, sitting back with +18 constitution saves with advantage for concentration, +15 intelligence saves, +11 Dex saves an AC of 24, with the shield spell reaction to boost it to 29, he is a monster with his twin flamethower cannons and a spell to use the flame to make blinding fireworks haha. He is a war caster with a Shield and Sword, but the sword has a gem to allow casting as a focus... To top it off, he has catapult for when he wants a cannon to go boom, and 208 hp. He scares people.

  • @ahyesexistence1586
    @ahyesexistence1586 Год назад

    "This device can destroy the whole Tri-State Area!"
    *I haven't heard that name in years....*

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 2 года назад +1

    You missed the Articficer asking the DM if they can make guns in their campaign

  • @TmanTheTdog
    @TmanTheTdog 2 года назад

    Last Artificer I had in a one-shot essentially was just the demo man from TF2, drunkenly stumbling around and generally killing everything in sight with explosions

  • @antcow1239
    @antcow1239 2 года назад +3

    Speaking of robot armies, i should get to making those

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  2 года назад +1

      Yes, yes you should

    • @antcow1239
      @antcow1239 2 года назад

      @@OneShotQuesters develop fold space drives to so a space fleet is viable too.
      get that ranch built on the moon with a connecting door to the ranch/bunker/fortress on mars

  • @Twist_man2500
    @Twist_man2500 2 года назад +1

    Imagine just relaxing and you just hear "GUYS I MADE A MAGICAL NUKE!"

  • @xverser2574
    @xverser2574 Год назад +1

    Me when I play artificer: So I made Phasers, power armor, and kombat stims.
    Who wants to be a red shirt space marine hoodwinked squirel on espresso?

  • @liomurasaki
    @liomurasaki 2 года назад

    My Artificer: You see this GIANT Maul? Well, it hits with SMARTS

  • @reiphas
    @reiphas 2 года назад +1

    I have a Kobold Artillerist. Didn't have much occasions to play him and also my GM didn't like that he's neutral evil, so I made him a Lawful Neutral twin brother, who's an Armorer.

  • @yashametlaudna
    @yashametlaudna 2 года назад

    The first example was our Artificer, who built a fleet of airships, infiltrated the big bad evil organization, and trapped Vecna in a metal ball to play catch with his warforged son

  • @vasudeanguy8523
    @vasudeanguy8523 2 года назад

    Artificer: *Exists*
    DM: *Starts sobbing.*

  • @lordvanilla8075
    @lordvanilla8075 2 года назад +1

    I can't wait to play mine she's a toy maker from one of the tows not far from Neverwinter. She tends to her garden so she can make the big money with Heath potions, toxins, and acids.

  • @roundishwhale
    @roundishwhale 2 года назад

    To be honest I fully expected the last part to be "Wait I know I can do something about this, just gotta find it on my character sheet, gimme 5 more minutes..."

  • @wired_badger
    @wired_badger 2 года назад

    0:25 Is that a jarritos bottle?
    1 year later, i rewatch this video, and wonder the exact same question.
    Life is a timeloop, and i am forever in it.

  • @preacher.ofthe.endtimes
    @preacher.ofthe.endtimes 2 года назад +3

    Hey my favorite youtubers back