Why kids get cancer?
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He remembered his RUclips password
yes
thank god ;)
That is the way
Meanwhile jesus plays:
he prayed to himself for the password
As a kid that has died of cancer and is hanging out with Jesus, I find this %100 accurate.
how you can't comment if you are dead
@@computerize1153 r/woooooooosh
Edgy teen moment 😐
@@ArbnTyphoon that's not trying to edgy whatsoever, wtf?
@@adamfwn you seen his channel? 😐
Pardon my son, sometimes he gets a little too excited
but wait isn't the father the son and the holy spirit the same thing?
(nah probably not bahah)
Imposter
God is Sus
Shame on you for taking the Lord's name in vain, His name is not to be treated this way.
@@umbrinis7794 calm down we are just memeing
*I would rather be in heaven eating Cheetos and dancing with Jesus*
Who wouldn't?
What kind of Cheetos
Your name and pfp make this comment twice as good
@@ubiquitouswalrus5567 obviously
Ikr
"I needed to teach your mom and dad a lesson, and _cancer was the best way to do it._ "
*_Twas quite the lesson indeed, one they would not soon forget_*
That’s a Willy wonka sounding quote right there
Don’t be misled by false teachers as the real Jesus warned about. He even warned that many would come in his name and pretend to be him. Death and disease doesn’t come from god. It comes from the enemy. The demonic realm. He is real. Where did the whole universe come from? Science proved the Big Bang happened. How did life so intelligent and full of design happen by accident? It would be like a tornado going through a junkyard and accidentally making a Lamborghini. Evolution has never been proven. Why are millions of people who are dieing and being brought back to life seeing heaven or hell and Jesus for themselves? Go watch some near death experiences. We need only to turn away from sinning, called repentance. Ask for forgiveness even if we slip up again. Acknowledging Jesus as the son of god who lived a perfect life as a man and exchanged it for our sins. And we will be saved.
@@timscoviac Don't bother my friend. This channel is not a friendly place for Christians. Especially when a wannabe weird looking freak pretends to be our Lord and Savior.
@@computationaltheist7267 Davior: like our Savior, but more like Dave.
@@tojiroh It was a typo but thanks for the correction.
*Cause of Death:* Vacation Ticket to Heaven.
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear memr
@@AxxLAfriku oh my god you have plagued Jesus' channel as well?
@Ben The Goose this Axxl guy keeps self-promoting literally everywhere and it is f**king annoying. His content is also literally cancer
This sound so peaceful and not scary about death anymore😌
@@devonperez5300 Jesus loves you 🕸
It's true, heaven is pretty epic.
This is getting out of hand now there’s two of them
@@uraverageskeleton6480 fuck, you stole my joke
@@uraverageskeleton6480 no, you forgot DIO brando, so there's 3.
@@TheseUseless but of course
Hi my friend, how are you?
“When your soul departs, then the party starts.” 🤣
I take: "Things a necrophiliac says" for 500
Dead 😂
You know what they say, the good people die the earliest because we want good companionship up here.
Good people don't exist. The second you first sin is the second that 'good person' energy goes away and we all have sinned
Fuck, now they're two gods and two Jesus's
@@itdisgracesmetoberelatedto2523 that’s why we need repentance and forgiveness
@@itdisgracesmetoberelatedto2523
. ..no?
Well thanks a lot
I swear if he gets cancelled for mentioning cancer I will be beyond angry
@@AmmyWulf I agree wholeheartedly
If this ages badly im gonna go insane
@@darling1063 Same
@@AmmyWulf fr
I'm glad that, so far, everyone is in agreement that this is a joke. Who knows what the future holds, but I'm glad its fine for now.
this Jesus fella seems like a nice guy
I hope he doesn’t get crucified or anything by some Romans
@@ichangedmyusernamebecausei2551 Or betrayed by his own disciples or anything like that.
Galatians 6:7 "Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows."
Exodus 20:4 "You shall not make for yourself an idol or a likeness of anything in the heavens above or on the earth below or in the waters beneath the earth"
Yeah, it's pretty hard to mock a clown.
its not that serious
you wouldn't understand @@jacksoncrou2050
@@filonin2its easy to mock God
The truth hits hard. Jesus is a badass :)
1
I hit hard
Yes
He is
4 hours ago?
but this video just uploaded
I’ll only go to heaven if he remakes history and makes the game of thrones season 8 ending good plz
Oh my God am I dreaming
*_Oh yeeaahhh_*
@@bloodynuggets3640 prob no lol
jesus christ himself liked your words. be greatful
I'LL MAKE IT WORSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I see the wholesomeness in this video. Thank you, Jesus. Much love.
Your thanking the wrong Jesus dude
Don’t be misled by false teachers as the real Jesus warned about. He even warned that many would come in his name and pretend to be him. Death and disease doesn’t come from god. It comes from the enemy. The demonic realm. He is real. Where did the whole universe come from? Science proved the Big Bang happened. How did life so intelligent and full of design happen by accident? It would be like a tornado going through a junkyard and accidentally making a Lamborghini. Evolution has never been proven. Why are millions of people who are dieing and being brought back to life seeing heaven or hell and Jesus for themselves? Go watch some near death experiences. We need only to turn away from sinning, called repentance. Ask for forgiveness even if we slip up again. Acknowledging Jesus as the son of god who lived a perfect life as a man and exchanged it for our sins. And we will be saved.
Ouchies. My mom and sister got breast cancer and my grandma sure prayed for their survival. They did survive, and so did my grandma's faith.
My dad got cancer and I prayed for survival but he still died leaving the 7 of us alone with a single mother lmao. My youngest brother was only 6 months old. That's when I realized that science and doctors and medications and treatments affect the rapid reproduction of mutated cells, not some magic sky daddy lmfao. Ppl will die of cancer and it's "All part of god's plan" "He's in a better place now" I had a fucking pastor say "He just got to heaven faster than the rest of us" during a funeral for my 28 year old uncle who killed himself. Oh but when someone survives cancer "god saved them" "praise god" "god saved them because we had faith in him" like the doctors and treatments weren't the things to actually save them. And ppl of other religions all think Allah/Buddah/Zues/whatever tf else there is think their "god" saved their family member after the doctors help them.
It's all fucking horseshit. Open your eyes it's easy to see. There is no god, and even if there is one, he doesn't intervene. You really think that your religion is the correct one out of the thousands of others? All of which have people who think their religion is the only right one and everyone else goes to their version of hell. It's delusion at it's finest to believe this shit, or blissful ignorance, but there's not much of a difference between the two.
@@dkis8730 damn, that’s sad
@@johncraze3003 that's reality.
@@dkis8730 it's funny how the loss of a loved one can drive one to delusion and jump to the conclusion that there must not be a God. We all die, get over your "edgy teen" stage. God isn't your slave, we can not merely just tell God to do whatever we want. Destiny coexists with free will thus why God can interfere with logic while logic goes onwards. It's something you cannot comprehend
@@maestrom5872 Ah yes, delusion is taking the real world for as it is and what is scientifically possible and proven, and logic is believing "it all happened for a reason" "it's all part of god's plan" while people who became successful for unethical reasons praise God for their success, while it was their drive and/or their environmental circumstances which granted them success.
Is it not a crazy thought that someone who has a terrible life, ends up homeless, constantly in pain, whatever whatever, etc etc, can delude themselves into saying it's all part of magic sky daddy's plan with no proof whatsoever until they die, with nothing good coming of this "plan" they relied on, just the consequences of real life.
0:20 Heaven Anthem Replay Button
The way I know that he’s the real messiah is that his parents told him he was the messiah, but because false idols aren’t allowed in christianity, God would’ve punished his parents. But he didn’t.
he even is verified on youtube, that says it all.
@@f4rz102 a website can’t tell if he’s actually Jesus which he’s not there’s really no more to it
Don’t be misled by false teachers as the real Jesus warned about. He even warned that many would come in his name and pretend to be him. Death and disease doesn’t come from god. It comes from the enemy. The demonic realm. He is real. Where did the whole universe come from? Science proved the Big Bang happened. How did life so intelligent and full of design happen by accident? It would be like a tornado going through a junkyard and accidentally making a Lamborghini. Evolution has never been proven. Why are millions of people who are dieing and being brought back to life seeing heaven or hell and Jesus for themselves? Go watch some near death experiences. We need only to turn away from sinning, called repentance. Ask for forgiveness even if we slip up again. Acknowledging Jesus as the son of god who lived a perfect life as a man and exchanged it for our sins. And we will be saved.
I would've given this man 20 bucks for his flip flop to go flying
This is your best upload yet
"COME TO HEAVEN" The place where the owner kills a child every second from an unnecessary disease or disaster"
Damn.... By biblical standards, the devil is actually more kind than God.
@@1Bongolouis1 Dude.... I laughed when I received the notification for this comment, but when I realised what the context was, I was like damn bruh that's sad... All jokes aside, kids with cancer is an awful thing, and I seriously don't doubt that they would rather go, than have to suffer any longer. Why did you take my cynical comment and turn it into depression nightmare fuel? 😅
@@tragdar Damn bruh, you drank some next level Kool-Aid. I'm not even religious, was just making a satirical joke about religion. Absolute unit 😅
@@tragdar you should read the bible old testament and think if your god is good
@@tragdar and if people disobeyed god then why would satan punish them woudnt that make satan god's corporate instead of an enemy
@@tragdar god/gods is just an ideia. An human creation.
Thank God He himself allowed cancer in kids. It will make sure these children will go up in heaven and not risk sinning and ended up in hell. Hallelujah!
Is it bad that I can’t tell if this comment is satirical or legit?
@@daddydevito4114 I can't either lmao
@@rozekoekenspel8408 what, you egg?
@@rozekoekenspel8408 Talk about broken English. I almost had a stroke reading this
@@rozekoekenspel8408 or perhaps Jesus actually is kinda funny by now, it's been like 2000 years you know, people change. Perhaps you are the one not appreciated by Jesus because you don't want people to have fun.
...if Jesus even exists, that is.
Wait did you manage to be able to see your kids again? I’m really happy for you if that’s the case but regardless welcome back!
That's what I'm wondering
imagine he's actually reincarnated jesus christ, and he's just stating everything truthfully
Some people actually believe bad things happen because "God wants to teach you a lesson"....so glad you shine a light on that stupidity. Keep posting!
Going to heaven and seeing this dude there would be my dream afterlife
Mr. Christ, this is truly a masterpiece.
Don’t be misled by false teachers as the real Jesus warned about. He even warned that many would come in his name and pretend to be him. Death and disease doesn’t come from god. It comes from the enemy. The demonic realm. He is real. Where did the whole universe come from? Science proved the Big Bang happened. How did life so intelligent and full of design happen by accident? It would be like a tornado going through a junkyard and accidentally making a Lamborghini. Evolution has never been proven. Why are millions of people who are dieing and being brought back to life seeing heaven or hell and Jesus for themselves? Go watch some near death experiences. We need only to turn away from sinning, called repentance. Ask for forgiveness even if we slip up again. Acknowledging Jesus as the son of god who lived a perfect life as a man and exchanged it for our sins. And we will be saved.
@@timscoviac herp derp
I love this Jesus
anything to be adopted by him
The "real" Jesus is a horrible person 😒
@@timscoviac LMAO I DIDNT KNOW THIS PERSON DUMPED AN ENTIRE POEM FOR THEIR LOVER JESUS 💀💀💀
@@timscoviac "Death and disease doesn’t come from god"
God created all and now you are saying that he has no say in this ? keep thinking that way.
"It comes from the enemy. The demonic realm."
The demons make deals to take souls , they dont kill for no reason. why would they waste a soul by letting it go from death,,, without making a deal instead? i swear some people watch too many movies :l
Wtf Jesus rofl
Oh! Is that.your daughter? I haven't been following his stuff regarding that I'm hoping it went well
According to the Gospel of John 9:1-12, Jesus saw a man who had been blind since birth. His disciples asked him, "Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?" Jesus replied: Neither this man nor his parents sinned ...
that is cool and all but kids still die of cancer for no reason?
I can’t tell if they are walking or ascending given the circumstances.
THE KINGS BACK!!!
You mean the son is back?
@@raffles1773 yeh sotrue
He's always here 🙏
@@thismonstrosity2137 quit LARPing
That is a little bit of a cherry pick of Christian theology my man. It is believed that man chose to sin by free will from the temptations of satan and God allowed it; through that he permits calamity on Earth to occur, but yes he could make something good come out of bad
Did he not only allow sin, but also create it? Since he is omniscient, so knew what would happen during the creation. Since he is an uncaused causer, did he not also create satan?
Imagine when real Jesus comes back to earth and sees this...
He is the real Jesus. Just in a different body in a different era.
He'd probably agree
he would sub
Soon hermano!
Don’t be misled by false teachers as the real Jesus warned about. He even warned that many would come in his name and pretend to be him. Death and disease doesn’t come from god. It comes from the enemy. The demonic realm. He is real. Where did the whole universe come from? Science proved the Big Bang happened. How did life so intelligent and full of design happen by accident? It would be like a tornado going through a junkyard and accidentally making a Lamborghini. Evolution has never been proven. Why are millions of people who are dieing and being brought back to life seeing heaven or hell and Jesus for themselves? Go watch some near death experiences. We need only to turn away from sinning, called repentance. Ask for forgiveness even if we slip up again. Acknowledging Jesus as the son of god who lived a perfect life as a man and exchanged it for our sins. And we will be saved.
i would've said because some people are too good and kind hearted to be stuck on this unfortunately cruel world
so the best way is horribly and often slowly killing them?
Last time I checked the true and living Jesus Christ heals our diseases, not punish people with it resulting death
Psalm 103:3
Who forgives all your iniquity, who heals all your diseases,
Matthew 4:23
And he went throughout all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues and proclaiming the gospel of the kingdom and healing every disease and every affliction among the people.
Exodus 15:26
Saying, “If you will diligently listen to the voice of the Lord your God, and do that which is right in his eyes, and give ear to his commandments and keep all his statutes, I will put none of the diseases on you that I put on the Egyptians, for I am the Lord, your healer.”
James 5:15
And the prayer of faith will save the one who is sick, and the Lord will raise him up. And if he has committed sins, he will be forgiven.
1 Peter 2:24
He himself bore our sins in his body on the tree, that we might die to sin and live to righteousness. By his wounds you have been healed.
Mark 16:17-18
And these signs will accompany those who believe: in my name they will cast out demons; they will speak in new tongues; they will pick up serpents with their hands; and if they drink any deadly poison, it will not hurt them; they will lay their hands on the sick, and they will recover.”
Isaiah 53:5
But he was wounded for our transgressions; he was crushed for our iniquities; upon him was the chastisement that brought us peace, and with his stripes we are healed.
James 5:14-15
Is anyone among you sick? Let him call for the elders of the church, and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord. And the prayer of faith will save the one who is sick, and the Lord will raise him up. And if he has committed sins, he will be forgiven.
Matthew 10:28
New International Version
28 Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell.
what does that have to do with children getting cancer for no reason?
Islam: no, we dont allow any depictions of our religious figures, its not good.
Christianity:
The difference, we have had more positive success with disempowering our religious leaders...
@@EmilReiko Also you don't get killed by christians for doing it ^^
@@alekra3521 that might change
@@TheRandomHambone True, thankfully we aren't at that point yet.
I've died of cancer, can confirm this is exactly how it went
This is now my favorite video I have ever watched.
Yes Heaven is Beautiful, Praise Lord Jesus
Have a dance with Jesus in Heaven is INSANE!!!
I need that outro song, that shit dope af.
He rlly taught them a lesson didn't he
This video will make at least 75% of viewers Christian
I prefer the term: Jesufarian.
This video is offensive to me. Wow I didn’t think I could get offended like this.
Mom:what music u listening to? Me:Uh.... Anime music? Mom:ok enjoy! What im actually listening to 0:20
Usually bad things happen for a reason. But the reason is usually not God. When kids die of cancer its because the world is broken. God didn’t break the world, we did. That is why bad things happen.
why should i pray to a dude which cant do anything then also when was the world not broken. when humans did not exist?
If god knows all and controls all, then he created us specifically knowing we would rebel, why wouldn't he just make a better species if we are so bad?
In thy name of thy father and thy son and thy holy spirit. Amen 🙏
I really really wish that god was real.
me too, but hey atleast we got memes
He is
@@Zachary-ht2so He has never ever given me anything, nor spoke to me. why would i believe in someone elses lies?
@@iamnotafederalagent5552 have you ever tried seriously praying consistently
@@Zachary-ht2so have you tried lsd? You'll hear voices too if you try it
the heaven good place, as i will say, jesus will wait you there.
I like how it’s implied he just gives people cancer if he doesn’t like them.
“It hurt me so much when I put that tumour in her brain”
I don't know, guys, I'm starting to suspect this isn't the real Jesus. He doesn't speak in parables.
Heaven sounds like a cool place, might go there sometime.
I have cancer, can confirm.
Well, your def not going to heaven mocking our real lord and savior. Repent and you will be saved.
I can't tell if your joking or just an extreme buzzkill
@@themanhimself6696 why would I be joking ?
@@themanhimself6696 John 3:16
Exactly this is disgusting. Imagine the outrage if someone did this to Muhammad
I got an advertisement that had to do with Cancer before watching this-
JESUS JUICE
Idk I just saw a shirt that said that
I want it
finally Jesus has gave us A update on cancer causes The Answer Is *Teaching A Lesson*
JESUS IS BACK... with another banger!
Damn I wonder what mom and dad did 😳
They kissed before marriage
They held hands before marriage
They spoke before marriage
They were never married
They breathed before marriage
I sent this video to a blood cancer patient in pediatrics.
Welcome back! We missed you! 😁
Jesus should bless youtube reels, you are pure gold jesus.
Uh oh, heres come cancel culture.
Frrrr or the crazy religious ppl
don't worry boys, i brought popcorn
@@coolnamesurnameson2525 it’s a better show with bowblax on.
Imagine canceling Jesus himself
@@BruhBruh-tp5kl Bro I’m religious and I found it hilarious 😂
I showed this to my daughter who has stage three cancer. I feel terrible.
yes
Eu sinto muito
yeah... I think I’ll stay with Satan
For eternity
wow this makes me want to go to heaven. thanks Jesus!
This isn’t real Jesus Jesus right now is in Heaven coming soon and this man will be in hell unless he gets right with my father
@@haydxnn1190 ok karen
@@haydxnn1190 we know hes not, hes just wanna be good OBVIOUSLY and spread Jesus name
Imagine the actual Jesus Christ making a youtube channel like this.
@@PhartingFeeting or "Jesus Christ Q&A"
"Our first question comes from Emily. Emily asks, "do pets go to heaven". Well yes emily yes they do, however that one sack of shit who bit my ankle is gonna get one rude awakening when he kicks the bucket"
bro he did
That's never going to happen bro
@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen you never know. Maybe this really is the real Jesus and he wants us to think he's someone who pretends to be jesus. Jesus wouldn't tell people he was jesus.
@@bigbootybusiness8726 Mabey I'm the real King Tut and I just don't want people to know
Jesus Christ thanks for the ❤
*Pulls out AR* "Who wants to go to h e a v e n ?"
May God have mercy on you
Thanks Jesus
*HE HAS RETURNED! THE SECOND COMING*
Praise God hallelujah
the second coming? he's gonna have new kids?
This Jesus guy seems pretty cool, he should write a book or something
W- is anyone else concerned by the fact that Jesus killed an innocent child just to teach her parents a lesson?
Wait you weren't concerned before this... Cause this and "god needed an angel" are the two excuses
@@shannonhensley2942 good point
thats like, the joke
@@tragdar why are you acting as though were specifically targeting you? if God is Almighty as you think he is and why would he condone selling your daughters into sex slavery or turning someone into salt merely because they saw the destruction you were capable of? Why would he send someone to Earth for the purpose of being burnt for nothing he did but what everyone else did. Why would he be very apparent with choosing favorites and when those favorites disobey him he sends them to hell? Why would hell exist in the first place if he's as accepting as you say he is? Why wouldn't heaven be an open gate? why would he think he's above us and torture us in thousands of ways and take away their loved ones that did nothing just because he thinks we're worse than him? Why would he willingly make a tree for the sole purpose of growing fruit they couldn't have knowing full well that is a manipulation tactic, the more someone doesn't want you to do something,, the more curious you get. It's worsened when you know that he banished everyone from a life of peace and tranquility because one woman was manipulated into eating one piece of fruit and convinced her man to do it too.
@@Nugget-hy4do I agree with you there christianity is a load of bs
PRAISE BE JESUS!🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Well Jesus CANT YOU JUST TELL GOD TO REMOVE IT
The kid?
Amen
@@wendywhaleyumz ofc
Im liking the subtle commentary about how people will use pointless suffering, such as a child getting cancer, and try to make some silver lining or greater purpose to it.
This man needs his own show
He had one but it's, ironically enough been in development hell
As a dude that just found this in the middle of the night, this is awful. Teach your mom and dad a lesson???? That's disgusting.
i had just subscribed and he posted😂😂😂
Same
We love you jesus every much
Jesus’ plan is at work ppl and it is good 😇
That song has done more for my spirituality than any church.
I'm having a hard time telling if this is a genuine cristian channel that's a bit self aware or if it's a parody channel
He's an atheist making parodies. lol
He's great, check out his other videos.
Praise Jesus for a short that isn't vertical! lol
I hope this is a joke, as someone who's nephew died of cancer this is extremely disturbing. I get the whole Jesus thing is an act but there are unironically people who think like this and it's disgusting.
I don’t think you understand where they are coming from then
You definitely don’t understand where this is coming from. Still, I am sorry for your loss
AMEN AMEN AMEN
This isn’t funny at all. God doesn’t like to see his children suffer and it’s most definitely not the parents fault that the children do develop cancer. Repent because the suffering that awaits you won’t be a joke either
I'll tell you what is a joke tho, your logic
@@RomeoMike22 God bless your soul
May we all burn! Yay!
God doesn't like to see his children suffer? Tell that to the hundreds who died because he sent a bunch of locusts to kill them because one person was being blasphemous
@@solidsalt3412 “For I have no pleasure in the death of anyone, declares the Lord God; so turn, and live."”
Ezekiel 18:32 ESV
First of all, those were under different circumstances. Second of all, God gave Pharaoh plenty of chances to release the Israelites but didn’t. Just like i’m the time of Noah. God gave them 120 years to repent, but they didn’t
Thirdly, Pharaoh we’re treating them horribly and the cries of the people were heard by God, that’s why he sent Moses to deliver them
Fourthly, Pharaoh thought that he was higher than God and the Egyptians also saw him and his son as a god so they were punished. The plagues were sent as an attack on their Egyptian gods and to show that the God that the Israelites served was the one and true God
Lastly, the angel of death was only sent because a pharaoh commanded that all the Hebrew babies under the age of 2 years old be killed. So God did the same thing.
God’s actions were just. There is no account in the bible that says God likes to watch his children suffer.
If your ever sad. Just remember I was sent here from dantdm
This is not what Christianity teaches
you sure about that? Because god's like to torture human with floods and plagues
Yeah, but thankfully this is so much better.
Wow! Almost like this video is a joke! Who knew?
Kid in the video. Hallelujah! Super stoked for you ❤
Question: can i leave heaven when i get bored of it?
Yes
Yep it's called "reincarnation"?
Heaven sounds lit
Sorry man, Satan is much nicer than your pops
Jesus: *THE ULTIMATE GRIEVER IN THE MINECRAFT SEVER*
LMAO WHAT
Jesus is the way, the truth and the life. God cannot be mocked.
So disrespectful
alright see you guys in another half year🧑🏽🦼
Your not Jesus This is Blasphemy
technically he changed his real name to Jesus so...
So youre calling all of these Jesus tv shows blasphemy too?