I know this means nothing and I have no way to prove it, but I sent this email as a kid. Still stop by here every once in a while for nostalgia. Hope y’all stay sblounskched.
I am constantly in awe of their music. They know how things should sound, even if the lyrics never really make sense, it all just sounds right. Look up some older candy ads, this would really fit in with no problem.
I'm really surprised none of the fans who go to absurd lengths to come up with the most incredibly obscure HR-related Halloween costumes have tried "Candy Thief Homestar Runner"😁
@@negascoot23 No joke I one time wrapped pajama pants around my head like a scarf, drew scars and stubble on my face with sharpie, and had a carrot in my mouth like a cigar to imitate SS's look there
I'm going into the candy business as a job in later life, I could make this, but instead of licorice (because that's shite) it's gonna be blueberry flavour gummy balls
+josh kirby Why does everyone focus on _those_ parts? xD Guys, pepperoni and licorice are nasty, but you're missing the real problem--at least pepperoni and licorice are actually edible. Real, miniature cereal bowls with actual spoons are not. xD The cereal and milk in them would be edible, sure, but it's still a terrible idea for the inside of a candy bar.
2:09 "Da News Papes - World events continued for the 43rd consecutive day. This is just 3 shy of the record of 46. Back Pape - Famous couples were spotted eating, walking around, and on movie screens across the country." LOL
19. Do the thing with the bowls that you did before with the sugar cubes, you know? And the puffed rice? Yeah. 20. Repeat steps 1-5 and put nougat mixture in bowl. As much as you need to fill it up, mind you. 21. Pour some melted chocolate on the top. 22. Cut little holes where the legs should be. 23. Fuse legs into correct position, using melted chocolate as a kind of solder. Make sure that the open ends connect with the holes.
In the mid 2010s? Were you not around in the aughts, or did it just fly under the radar for you? There was no RUclips for most of the series heyday, so it depended heavily on word of mouth (both in person and online). I learned about it on a message board circa 2003.
@@TBustah I was 14 back when I made this comment, and didn't use the internet much (if at all) back in the early days of the site. So I had never heard of it till the mid 2010s. Fucking sue me.
As a Hoosier, Im proud to have my -great- -wonderful- -adequate- totally real state of Indiana represented in a single frame of a Homestarrunner cartoon made over 15 years ago….
9. Lay as many slices of pepperoni as needed on top, unless you're a wimp. 10. To make the bowls: Cut off the corners of a sugar cube. Round the newly created edges. Cut in half horizontally, in the vertical center. With tiny knife, v-e-r-y carefully shape into bowls. Then, crush the puffed rice in a vigorous blender. Put some crumbs and a few drops of milk in each bowl. (Well, maybe not the milk.) 11. Make little holes in pepperoni to accomodate the bowls. Push sugar bowls into cookie dough.
4. Stir licorice bits into boiling marshmallow water. Let reduce to mostly licorice, then remove from heat and let cool. 5. Put marshmallow water and licorice bits into soft, airated nougat in a bowl. Mush together awkwardly. 6. Shape the dough into the log mold, leaving it hollow at the center. 7. Put in the nougat mixture. 8. Put temporary caps on the sides. Put long side of mold on work surface, then remove top part.
Recipe for sblounskched (in multiple comments) To make the pants shape, you need two bars and a bowl shaped chocolate thing. 1. Bring boiling water to a boil... what? Just make sure it's on high. 2. Reduce temperature to low. Mix marshmallows into boiling water until they dissolve (about a 2-1 proportion). 3. Bring temperature up to medium. Chop licorice into tiny bits (no globules today, kids).
12. Carefully lower into melted chocolate. 13. Remove one of the side caps, and pour on some chocolate. 14. Let it harden, then do the other side. Smooth out with knife into a cylinder. 15. Repeat steps 1-14 on other leg. 16. Pour chocolate into bowl. Press into a bowl shape with a slightly smaller bowl. Let chocolate harden, then take it out. 17. Put a layer of cookie dough in the chocolate. 18. Layer on a bit of pepperoni, unless you're still a wimp.
24. Take a bite out of it (be sure to put covers over your teeth first for sanitary reasons). 25. Pour chocolate over bite, and you're done! Completely possible. There, now you have your own perfectly possible and edible Sblounskched bar!
I know this means nothing and I have no way to prove it, but I sent this email as a kid. Still stop by here every once in a while for nostalgia. Hope y’all stay sblounskched.
Oh hey Somone! What made you think of Strong Bad having a candy bar brand?
Well done! Freaking loved the episode and the email was the cherry on top.
Thank you for your service Somone. You helped give us a classic.
@@steelstringd2018 🥲🥲🥲
@@nthgth great question! I’m pretty sure at the time I thought the “Caramello” chocolate bars were owned by Carmelo Anthony 😂
I am constantly in awe of their music. They know how things should sound, even if the lyrics never really make sense, it all just sounds right. Look up some older candy ads, this would really fit in with no problem.
I'm really surprised none of the fans who go to absurd lengths to come up with the most incredibly obscure HR-related Halloween costumes have tried "Candy Thief Homestar Runner"😁
I guess it would just be a normal classic crook costume but with the propeller cap. Maybe it's just too simple to be fun
@@nthgth You'd have to chop off your arms to really sell the costume. And wear the tightest of long pants
My obscure pick would be zombie apocalypse strong sad
@@jonslade17 I call him "Strong Rad"😂
@@negascoot23 No joke I one time wrapped pajama pants around my head like a scarf, drew scars and stubble on my face with sharpie, and had a carrot in my mouth like a cigar to imitate SS's look there
YOU CANT DESTROY MEEEEEE
Can too!
yeah. what does that marshmallow think? is he immortal?
Alex Lubbers Not unless we don't believe in him!
yeah!
Alex Lubbers we can't but maybe the death star can!
That freaking marshmallow is so much scarier than the jibblies painting
Come on in here...
@@TheInkPitOx Jibblie jibblie jibblie!
It took me near ten years to get the BBC "I say!" joke...
Potoperson what is the joke?
British Broadcasting Corporation
Bring Back Compé
Kratnoff
Shut up.
Pikminfan67 Why are you bullying me
I'd die a happy man if feasts of fiction made the sblounskched bar... Hint hint
Jake Tucker THATS WHY I CAME HERE
WE STILL WAITING FEAST OF FICTION!
Alright, but like... the pepperonis... hajibblyjibbly.
The licorice can go tho.
THEY didn't make it, but some other guy did
ruclips.net/video/DUA3vWoBd4k/видео.html&feature=emb_logo
♫ Livin' in the gutter with grandmaaaaaaaaaaaah ♪
Y2K turned out alriiiiight
When coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win
rich, creamy... ... ...pepperoni
No
Oh, so rich... ("shut up, lady")
I've found that pepperoni and chocolate strangely tastes amazing. Don't knock it till you try it
Separate or together???
@@angelbeas9137 together
I once dipped beef jerky into Nutella while on a backpacking trip--it was amazing
I can believe it. Salty spicy umami plus chocolate? Say once? Oh, tell twice!
Ooh, paydoit! A paiw of half-eaten chocopants!
3:07 great he's immortal we're doomed
if someone decides to make this, the pepperoni needs to be cherry gummy
I'm going into the candy business as a job in later life, I could make this, but instead of licorice (because that's shite) it's gonna be blueberry flavour gummy balls
+josh kirby Why does everyone focus on _those_ parts? xD Guys, pepperoni and licorice are nasty, but you're missing the real problem--at least pepperoni and licorice are actually edible. Real, miniature cereal bowls with actual spoons are not. xD The cereal and milk in them would be edible, sure, but it's still a terrible idea for the inside of a candy bar.
+Gloria Fisher Pepperoni is bae though, just not in fukn candy
And yeah I'm just gonna use regular puffed rice
Gloria Fisher use edible bowls and spoons
Guys, before you diss it, try chocolate-covered pepperoni. It’s delicious!
"but we need to think of a better shape than the standard piece of crap shape...i'm talkin to YOU baby ruth!"
But I like 3 Musketeers and Milky Way.
Let's see... shape, shape, shape shape shape...
@@pikminfan6778
"Ooh! What about my pants? Everybody knows my pants."
I can't remember to take my own lunch to work with me, but thank god I remember every word of the SBlounskched! theme song.
my sister and i still sing the "living in the gutter with grandma" all the time
2:09 "Da News Papes - World events continued for the 43rd consecutive day. This is just 3 shy of the record of 46. Back Pape - Famous couples were spotted eating, walking around, and on movie screens across the country." LOL
Living in the gutter with grandmaaaaaa
When Coach puts you in you gotta go for the win!
I think that was senor cartgage
For some reason, I always wanted a SBLOUNSKCHED candy bar when I was younger lol
MegaMetalManX I want one now!
I bet you still do 5 years later.
Marshie… you get creepier by the day
*I'M AN ABOMINATION! AND I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL!!!*
I don't think creepier can explain it.
I hate that fweaking mawshmewwow
"Half-eaten chocopants" will always make me laugh.
So... pepperoni is an element on the Candy Periodic Table?
According to the HRwiki, it's a Simpsons reference.
This fucking song still pops into my head constantly
19. Do the thing with the bowls that you did before with the sugar cubes, you know? And the puffed rice? Yeah.
20. Repeat steps 1-5 and put nougat mixture in bowl. As much as you need to fill it up, mind you.
21. Pour some melted chocolate on the top.
22. Cut little holes where the legs should be.
23. Fuse legs into correct position, using melted chocolate as a kind of solder. Make sure that the open ends connect with the holes.
This, along with "Long Pants", were the two SBEmails that firmly indoctrinated me into the Homestar Runner fanbase well over a year ago.
Let me be the first to say Welcome :3!
Only a year ago... welcome friend, lol
In the mid 2010s?
Were you not around in the aughts, or did it just fly under the radar for you? There was no RUclips for most of the series heyday, so it depended heavily on word of mouth (both in person and online). I learned about it on a message board circa 2003.
@@TBustah I was 14 back when I made this comment, and didn't use the internet much (if at all) back in the early days of the site. So I had never heard of it till the mid 2010s. Fucking sue me.
@@redlion517 “Sue me”? I was just curious how you got into it, I didn’t mean anything by it. It’s just rare to find a fan your age, that’s all.
3:07
Oh great. He's immortal.
Pikminfan67 YOU CAN’T DESTROY HIM!
Yeah... SHAPED like it has a bite taken out of it...
I love a nice SBLOUNSKCHED Bar after a nice Chicken-Fried The Chekt.
lol Indiana. They could call it, the Hoosier Bar!
That song was written by Cardgage.
OOOO! Paydirt. A pair of half-eaten chocopants.
Yeah, shaped like they're half-eaten.
That jingle is like a sblounsckched version of a product designed to help kids win at the sports.
someone needs to make this a real bar
Bruh, I’ve been workshopping an idea for a chocolate bar with pepperoni. You guys better be grateful for this episode.
Am I the only one who noticed Strong Sad hanging himself in the background?
his head's stuck in the ceiling
The pepperoni part kills me everytime
The Brothers Chaps’ line delivery is always spot on 😂
“Then cover it with rich, creamy… 𝕡𝕖𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚”
It really takes the concept of a hard cookie candy and turns it into something decidedly European.
@@CPTHAP nah, with the pepperoni, you know this is an American delicacy.
That bar would probably work if they took out the pepperoni and the cereal
The cereal is the best part
CHEDDAR CHEVRON well they could keep the rice cereal in, they would have to remove the bowls though
Crunch bars are awesome
Chocolate-covered pepperoni is delicious!
On a candy bar?
“Dentist acknowledged” 😂😂
Having eaten chocolate-covered pepperoni, I can tell you SBLOUNSKCHED! would be utterly delicious.
Edit: Except for the black licorice. Because yucky.
Oh yes a black licorice taste like crap
Chocolate-covered pepperoni sounds orful
I don't care if eating one of those would kill me, I freaking want one.
I got SBLOUNSKCHED!
Because I stole that pair of half-eaten choco-pants.
Can’t wait for Babish to tackle this one.
" YOU CAN'T DESTROY ME!"
Ever since this email first released in the mid-2000's, I've wondered how pepperoni and chocolate would taste. I have yet to try it.
Can we get Binging with Babish to make this?
1:55 I'd never thought Strong Bad would show us his BBC like that
only homestar would steal a pair of half eaten CHOCOLATE pants. lololololololol.
+Elilenk EdwardMMOs Really? Only homestar? You can't think of one other armless whitey who'd do that?
i didnt really see homsar in this one lol
Elilenk EdwardMMOs Are you screwing with me? In fact, I'd suspect this person before anyone else
There’s a new Twix variety (Cookie Dough) with a cross-section looks pretty much exactly like this minus the bowls of cereal and pepperoni.
As a Hoosier, Im proud to have my -great- -wonderful- -adequate- totally real state of Indiana represented in a single frame of a Homestarrunner cartoon made over 15 years ago….
I'd love to see Binging with Babish try to make this!
Living in the gutter with Grandma caused me to cry laughing for some reason
And why is it Senor Cardgage lol
A couple of these candy bars with a tall cold glass of Sudsu, NOW YOU'RE TALKING!!!
Wash it all down with some Grumblecakes!
describing nougat as the candy equivalent of veal reminds me of when StroBro tried to convince Marzipan that tofu was made of little baby seals.
"Who's gonna steal a pair of half-eaten choco-pants?"
Pan to me looking both giddy and guilty 😹
You managed to take the homestar gag from the very end of this video, make it about yourself, and make it less funny
He expects us to eat porcelain, silverware, a leaf, and black licorice?! No way!
Rich creamy.....PEPPERONI! - strong bad 2010
9. Lay as many slices of pepperoni as needed on top, unless you're a wimp.
10. To make the bowls: Cut off the corners of a sugar cube. Round the newly created edges. Cut in half horizontally, in the vertical center. With tiny knife, v-e-r-y carefully shape into bowls. Then, crush the puffed rice in a vigorous blender. Put some crumbs and a few drops of milk in each bowl. (Well, maybe not the milk.)
11. Make little holes in pepperoni to accomodate the bowls. Push sugar bowls into cookie dough.
4. Stir licorice bits into boiling marshmallow water. Let reduce to mostly licorice, then remove from heat and let cool.
5. Put marshmallow water and licorice bits into soft, airated nougat in a bowl. Mush together awkwardly.
6. Shape the dough into the log mold, leaving it hollow at the center.
7. Put in the nougat mixture.
8. Put temporary caps on the sides. Put long side of mold on work surface, then remove top part.
Marshie continues to be the most horrifying animated character EVER.
You lost me at licoriche.
That's for people with no taste buds, not for people who want to keep theirs.
Babish is gonna have a hard time with the mini bowls of puffed rice.
The low frame rate cause a terrifying turn at 2:44
Where can I get a "SBLOUNSKCHED!!" candy bar?
“Buy 1 and you can 1 free root canal or cavity search!” Umm, those are 2 VERY different things 😂😂
I'd eat a pair of chocolate pants.
I watch this sbemail every time I eat a candy bar.
I give the name a 4/10. It’s nowhere near as good as “Count Chocozuma’s revenge.”
Oh, that looks sinful.
@@NJGuy1973 Shut up, Lady!
@@NJGuy1973 Shut up, lady
@@NJGuy1973 Shut-up Lady!
I prefer Peperoni over Bacon, please dont kill me
i freakin love pepperoni. or at least american pepperoni. canadian papperoni SUCKS
Hey, pepperoni is amazing, and not just on pizza.
Anyone watching this should search RUclips for old Nestle Crunch commercials, or the "Coke Is It!" ones.
Recipe for sblounskched (in multiple comments)
To make the pants shape, you need two bars and a bowl shaped chocolate thing.
1. Bring boiling water to a boil... what? Just make sure it's on high.
2. Reduce temperature to low. Mix marshmallows into boiling water until they dissolve (about a 2-1 proportion).
3. Bring temperature up to medium. Chop licorice into tiny bits (no globules today, kids).
I thought it sounded pretty good until the pepperoni
12. Carefully lower into melted chocolate.
13. Remove one of the side caps, and pour on some chocolate.
14. Let it harden, then do the other side. Smooth out with knife into a cylinder.
15. Repeat steps 1-14 on other leg.
16. Pour chocolate into bowl. Press into a bowl shape with a slightly smaller bowl. Let chocolate harden, then take it out.
17. Put a layer of cookie dough in the chocolate.
18. Layer on a bit of pepperoni, unless you're still a wimp.
Am I crazy for thinking that this would actually taste good?
Who's got the money!?!?! YOU GOT SBLOUNSKCHED!!
Man was Marzipan in a Neil Breen Film? 2:48
LIVIN’ IN THE GUTTER WITH GRANDMA
I want binging with babish to recreate this thing 🤣
Gots to always have that insurance. Need to be sure your candy is safe
"Rich, creamy, pepperoni!"
*SBLOUNSKCHED!*
I didn't know Homestar was such a spammer! Makes me wonder if he unironically says "plz respond" to people who don't answer right away?
you caaaannn't desttttroyyyy meeeeeeeeee!!!!
Binging with Babish, you need to make this
Also the colloids should come in different flavors like cherry or blue raspberry, to me black licorice is nasty
Pepperoni will forever be rich and creamy
I just read the junk mail. One of them is "re: re: re: resending".
That sounds inedible
Get rid of the pepperoni and the bowls and we've got an actually good chocolate bar
ScottJoC WRONG. Chocolate-covered rich, creamy pepperoni is DELICIOUS. And I would assume the same for bowls of crisped rice.
2:15 Strong Bad: Oh, what about my pants? Everybody knows my pants.
Vambre Warrior: Seriously? About pants thing? I told you, I hate pants!
What
After all this time I still don't know what Strong Bad meant when he said that nougat was the "candy equivalent of veal."
Whenever I hear the "Sblounskched!" jingle, I get it mixed up with the song from "Night Trap." Also vice versa.
24. Take a bite out of it (be sure to put covers over your teeth first for sanitary reasons).
25. Pour chocolate over bite, and you're done! Completely possible.
There, now you have your own perfectly possible and edible Sblounskched bar!
I bet that bar has dextrose flavournoids up the wazoo.
Pepperoni? Really, Strong Bad? Ooh, but what if he meant to say pepperMINTS?
Ew
Binging with babbish needs to make this.
I have the jingle memorized!
Replace the pepperoni with bacon strips and you have an Epic Meal Time episode right there.
Why is nougat the candy equivalent of veal? I still don't know why to this day.
Lol this release is on the day I was born
Marshie is the best character