I have a friend who's Laotian. I asked him in Hank's voice, "So, are ya Chinese or Japanese?" And he said, in Kahn's voice, "I come from Laos, stupid!"
@@gregjones9901 It's the episode where Peggy lies about being a Nun to teach Spanish in a Catholic School. Season 6, I think. "It's Me, Margaret Hill" is part of the title.
My favorite Hank Hill moment was when Bobby was failing Home Ec and needed extra credit, so he had to wash a cheerleader's uniform. Hank Hill walks by Bobby's bedroom and sees him with a cheerleader's uniform and says "There'd better be a naked cheerleader under there"
You may call Hank Hill a simpleton but he is honest and upstanding person, which is respectable. Love this character, there is a good portion of realness in him.
"Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking" *-Hank Hill* I was literally laughing my ass off when i heard this
Hank: "Now in the unlikely event that I am incapacitated, do you know how to start up a man's heart with a downed power line?" Bobby: "No..." Hank: "Well...there's really no wrong way to do it."
Favorite Hank Hill line is when he goes and sees the sports psychiatrist... "I don't believe in all that gobbledygook about a subconscious or any other witchcraft. I won't take pills, I won't let you hypnotize or molest me!"
or when the psychiatrist tells hank to say; psychiatrist: say 'to the end of the rainbow'" hank: I will not say..(psychiatrist:)Oh say whatever you want!
My favorite scene in the entire series is when Bobby is diagnosed with gout and the doctor asks Hank if Bobby is eating a lot of organ meat and Hank says "Hwhat?, the boy aint no ghoul!" .
Underrated character, I grew up in the golden age of the Simpsons and I'm Irish so I never really got the dry American comedy value of this show, Its one of my favourite shows now!
What about when Hank pulls over the deputy to let him know he has a headlight out and the deputy thanks him and Hanks says "Well I'd want you to do the same for me..."? LOL!
The bit where he yelled at that social services worker will always be gold to me. It's funny how people can take legitimate, honest accidents (I. E, Bobby getting hit in the face with a baseball, and him accidentally hitting Peggy in the face with a baseball) and turn them into false accusations of domestic violence going on in the household.
I love it when Hank screams like a weirdo. I wish someone could upload the clip from "The Texas Panhandler" where Hank sees Bobby beg for money and screams like a weirdo.
Man I love the king of the hill even though I can tell in the later seasons something changed it wasn’t the same as the first handful of seasons which were brilliant.
there is a good scene that is missing he tries to spray wd40 into the lock of a door but cant open the can so he produces a tiny can of wd40 and sprays the big one with it then he puts the tiny one away and sprays the lock with the big one
John Doe If you're talking about the WD40 joke, that's in an early season episode where Hank, Dale and Kahn get stuck in Mexico. "Oh my god it's so juicy" is from one of the Thanksgiving specials where they end up stuck in an airport
_Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?_-Hank Hill
I know right?
+John Doe lol
+Doug Dimmadome, Owner of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome, Father of Dale Dimmadome Heir to Dimmadome Fortune hwhat the fuck is that name
Hank is the backbone of America. A dying breed.
Ahoyhoy! great screen name!
We ask them politely, yet firmly to leave
well done FOH
Good stuff.
Reminds me of the other day when I ordered a rare done steak and my brother gave me a jokingly hard time for it.
I'd like this comment but right now it's at 666 likes and I won't be the one to change that
@@caseyleip4544 I was the one to do it if the thumbs up button is still blue, right? Ta daaaaaa.......
hank hill is a true american
***** so your son is all propane accessories
General Disarray Imposter!
Hank Hill Who you calling imposter?
I look nothing like you.
General Disarray is the waterhose still going?
Hank Hill i think were going to have a problem...
Hank not wanting to throw his beer at the raccoon and instead throwing pennies to have dale scramble to pick em up is comedy gold
What a roller coaster of events
I'm Dale. But I do a pretty good Hank Hill voice
“Get out of here ya furry little bastard.”
"Just when i think you said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking" I have to say that one day
I did at school
same here TheGamingMan lol
Marc Terry don't we all
I say that every time I hear SJWs talk.
Marc Terry One of the funniest quotable lines lmao
THAT'S A CLEAN BURNING HELL, I'LL TELL YOU HWAT.
Hank Hill is Satan
what episode is that from holy fuck
+Birdlover425
S-6, E-12
116th episode overall
"Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill"
PROPANE IS EVIL
Supah Mario More accurately, working for Satan.
That raccoon scene is like machine gun of comedy. The best part is when Dale jumps to start collecting the change off the ground.
hank thinking before chucking his beer is also gold there's so many scenes like that troughout the show
Freaking love Dale
Mr. Gribble is such a goddam mood man
Speaking of machinegun, check out Asobi Asobase anime
0:48
*"get out of here you furry bastard"* My favorite line 12/10
@FBI uhhhhhhhh your mom
I can’t stop laughing at it 😂
No idea why that's so funny to me but it is....dam furry bastard
My favorite part is when he almost threw the beer then just threw the change instead
Imagine what he would do to an actual furry
"Ah my face hurts..." "IT'LL MATCH YOUR ASS ONCE I'M DONE KICKING IT!" XD
you here bro
Old comments make me very sad
I have a friend who's Laotian. I asked him in Hank's voice, "So, are ya Chinese or Japanese?" And he said, in Kahn's voice, "I come from Laos, stupid!"
yeah that happened
r/thathappened
r/thathappened
@@birkman_ having friend another country who likes popular show ? Unbelievable ! r/nothingeverhappens
So....was he Chinese or Japanese?
"That's a clean burning Hell, I'll tell ya' what, (MALICIOUS LAUGH HERE)"- Hank Hill in his Hank Hell.
William Boysen *hwat
William Boysen I fucking died watching that. I'd never seen it on an actual episode
@@gregjones9901 It's the episode where Peggy lies about being a Nun to teach Spanish in a Catholic School. Season 6, I think. "It's Me, Margaret Hill" is part of the title.
Dale: Hank, look, its propane!
Hank looks around
Dale Runs away
I am not that gullible I'll tell you what
This video is awesome I tell you 'hwat.
I know right
Bobby Hill Wow, you're actually right for once. Thanks Bobby.
Yupp
Bobby Hill Yep.
***** Now I'm Hank. Or were both Hank. What's going on here?
Hank's voice actor must have been peeing himself laughing saying some of these.
+weakestlink20
The character stems from a old man he delivered to as a paperboy.
I do?
Erwin Z South park is rather childish and cliché
Jiren The gay They do make fun of stupid political stuff too. (Remember the safe space song?)
The voice actor is Mike Judge who also did Beavis and Butthead
"My face hurts..."
"And it'll match your ass when I'm done kicking it!"
Then he said it dang it
My favorite Hank Hill moment was when Bobby was failing Home Ec and needed extra credit, so he had to wash a cheerleader's uniform. Hank Hill walks by Bobby's bedroom and sees him with a cheerleader's uniform and says "There'd better be a naked cheerleader under there"
How in the got dang hell did this scene not get included blows my mind. I lol hard every time.
You may call Hank Hill a simpleton but he is honest and upstanding person, which is respectable. Love this character, there is a good portion of realness in him.
Hes just trapped in a town full of idiots
🫡
I use Hank's standard to judge when a steak is medium rare.
It has NEVER failed me when cooking steak.
I love this show.
“I won’t be blind forever, and the second I see some ass I’m kicking it.” - Mr. Hank “Propane Man” Hill
"Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking"
*-Hank Hill*
I was literally laughing my ass off when i heard this
Lol it triggered my friends who love soccer when they saw this
Why do you have to Hate what you don't understand?
As someone who doesn't really follow soccer, Hank states the hard truth.
Coach Saures called soccer; " Ballarina ball "
As a kid, I didnt really get this show. As a grown ass man, I find Hank to be relatable and grounded. 🤣
I too, am an ass-man.
so you're old
Hank: "Now in the unlikely event that I am incapacitated, do you know how to start up a man's heart with a downed power line?"
Bobby: "No..."
Hank: "Well...there's really no wrong way to do it."
"What if somebody wants theirs well-done?"
"We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave."
that line from the video played as i was reading this lmao
Same
2:30 ghost beer.
Yep.
Ayup
I sell propane and propane accessories.
Christopher Moy Nope, sorry bud.
Hank Hill I use natural lump charcoal on my hamburgers and smoke my ribs with peach wood, like a true Texan!!!!
propane and propane accessories.
Hank Hill Get off here, phony.
Hank Hill I'd beat you to a pulp if you weren't a woman.
*you're talking like a song from the lion king*
😹😹😹
Im going to kick your a**.
Alyssa Gonzalez BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
STOP IT,IT MAKES NO SENSE
Your head is all filled up with puffy clouds and jolly ranchers.
Which song?
As a born and raised Texan, I can confirm that this show is extremely accurate.
I LOVE how Hank looks at the beer to throw at the raccoon, changes his mind and throws his change instead of wasting beer.
"My God are you still talking?" Is my favorite 😂😂
Who else wants this show back? I'd even settle for a sequel where Bobby is grown up and Hank is a grandpa.
You're getting your wish my guy the time jump is included as well
@@the_criminal_mastermind "Prince of the Hill" would be a fitting title, methinks. :)
*Racoon runs around*
*Hank is about to throw his beer at it*
*instead throws change from pocket at it*
Get outta here you furry bastard
Pocket Change!
He never wastes beer.
@@justinharvey7398 Pocket Change vs Pocket Sand
These are are infinitely excellent. Hank is a font of conservative old-man wisdom. Like "Shit My Dad Says".
I loved when Peggy offered Hank ginseng tea and he said “Ginseng? I don’t need to get all hopped up on dope!”
That firehouse episode was always my favorite. It felt as if another show's writers guest wrote it and everyone let loose and had a great time
Favorite Hank Hill line is when he goes and sees the sports psychiatrist...
"I don't believe in all that gobbledygook about a subconscious or any other witchcraft. I won't take pills, I won't let you hypnotize or molest me!"
+Justin Buell Well.... I can help you without using witchcraft, pills or molestation..... but it won't be easy
Lmao!... "Prepare for top speed!"
Justin Buell How about a little fire, Scarecrow * and he misses*
Lmfao fuck yes.
or when the psychiatrist tells hank to say;
psychiatrist: say 'to the end of the rainbow'"
hank: I will not say..(psychiatrist:)Oh say whatever you want!
Hank is basically every dad born between 1940 and 1960
My favorite scene in the entire series is when Bobby is diagnosed with gout and the doctor asks Hank if Bobby is eating a lot of organ meat and Hank says "Hwhat?, the boy aint no ghoul!" .
Hank Hill: “Whoever knew I would be an inspiration, I tell you what.”
god damn i miss king of the hill
Dang it Bobby
also on the cw channel on weekdays at 5 pm
2:30 Hank's so invested in his profession, that he literally warps the bottle through his hat.
Underrated character, I grew up in the golden age of the Simpsons and I'm Irish so I never really got the dry American comedy value of this show, Its one of my favourite shows now!
Come visit!
One of the best TV characters of all-time.
"maybe i ought to tie that long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!" fuckin brilliant
CrazyAceking I KNOW LOL
I read that as it happened in the video XD
CrazyAceking Nearly had me crying what a qoute 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
So are you chinese or japanese
So are you gay or straight?
Bobby Carlos Yes
CityXV thanks for clearing that up.
Ehr.. well, it's complicated.
the ocean? what ocean?
Hank Hill is hands down the best character. He is a true father figure, and he never ever lets us down.
"So are you Chinese or Japanese?" LMAO
Lol
So if Kahn is a banana for having yellow skin and being white on the inside, would that make John Redcorn a radish, if he also abandoned his roots?
No matter what political views you have, I think we would all love to have someone like Hank living next door to us
The fuck is a propane accessory
Something that goes with propane...
226 people are about to get their asses kicked, I tell yuh whut!
Wilson Fisk make that 263
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
Make that 268
looks like you scared them, its been a week and there hasnt been any more dislikes XD
yeah I tell you what man, dang ol' haters gonna be like boom boom !!! man talkin' bout punch them hard in their kissers man, yo!
My favorite Hank Hill line, which I think embodies his entire ethos, is, "Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you."
Hank, talking about Dale: "You're putting additional strain on a structure that wasn't up to code in the first place"
"Just when I thought I said the stupidest thing ever, you kept talking."
Words to live by
Being a soccer player from Texas, I laughed hysterically at that.
Me Ya 0:31
it's been many years since actually seeing a full episode, but 1:47 made me laugh so hard I got the hiccups.
Because propane is the manliest job, and the accessories boost it. Ain't that right, Hank? You tell 'em.
What about when Hank pulls over the deputy to let him know he has a headlight out and the deputy thanks him and Hanks says "Well I'd want you to do the same for me..."? LOL!
My favorite anime
This is wrong.on so many levels
Are you planing on starting a new world war!?
I'll tell you h'wat.
Boggle.
What
I've seen you on sly cooper videos too. You have good taste
B O G G L E C R U N C H
:00-0:05
Hank Hill describing the current state of SNL
If there is a living embodiment of Hank Hill, it’s without a shadow of a doubt my Grandpa
Hank Hill was the spitting image of my secondary school teacher, Mr. Hill! 😂🤣
Why does Hank remind me of my dad?... lol
Sweater And Tea you have the best dad.
Has he been cheating on me
@@peggyhill943 if he is, can u blame him? He’s too good for you
I have a confession to make...
...i like butane
Imma kick your ass I tell you hwhat
hwat
Butane is a bastard gas
+ganjaman 407 haha
Haha. Better than methane.
ive never even seen or heard of this show before and i already love it
This man is an endless supply of amazing lines
I like Pocket Sand AHHHHHHHHHHHH Best of Dale Gribble
"That's a clean burning hell I tell yea hwhat!"
If it's a clean-burning hell, the flames should be blue. Orange flames mean uncombusted carbon powder.
This... does put a smile on my face
"Just when I thought you said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking!" Is actually a sick burn lmao
The bit where he yelled at that social services worker will always be gold to me. It's funny how people can take legitimate, honest accidents (I. E, Bobby getting hit in the face with a baseball, and him accidentally hitting Peggy in the face with a baseball) and turn them into false accusations of domestic violence going on in the household.
Hank is a national treasure.
I love it when Hank screams like a weirdo. I wish someone could upload the clip from "The Texas Panhandler" where Hank sees Bobby beg for money and screams like a weirdo.
2:36 loved the jumpscare at the end 😆
that's a clean burning hell I tell you WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
"Hahahaha"
0:49 Hank hates furries comfirmed.
lol
Hank Hill is the one person who 9/10 sounds exactly like my Uncle Greg living in Colorado originally from Illinois.
I never realized how much I relate to this man
151 people got their asses kicked by Hank Hill.
Best line was when he says "I am Mr. Big."
"What if somebody wants theirs well done?"
_"We ask them politely-yet firmly-to leave."_
[cough]
Man I love the king of the hill even though I can tell in the later seasons something changed it wasn’t the same as the first handful of seasons which were brilliant.
"I'm gonna kick your ass" Can't beat the classics
In all the years this was on TV I'm surprised that Hank never ordered his trucks to run on propane, it's a legitimate conversion.
2:25
Hank Hell
We need this show back. Hank would be selling Rage & Rage Accessories about all the events that happened in the last 15ish years.
“That’s a clean burning Hell I’ll tell you hwat.” 😂😂😂
Now that's a clean burnin' hell I tell you whut LOL
there is a good scene that is missing
he tries to spray wd40 into the lock of a door but cant open the can
so he produces a tiny can of wd40 and sprays the big one with it
then he puts the tiny one away and sprays the lock with the big one
What about: O MA GOD IT'S SO JUICY
+Carlos Herrera I love that one lolol
Hahahahha what episode is that??
John Doe If you're talking about the WD40 joke, that's in an early season episode where Hank, Dale and Kahn get stuck in Mexico.
"Oh my god it's so juicy" is from one of the Thanksgiving specials where they end up stuck in an airport
Wderp 40
This was the greatest fucking show on television. The best.
I have a terrible feeling that when they reboot the show Hank will go from a stern but loving father to a spineless doormat
Man I miss King of the Hill.
I'd love to hear Hank's opinion on veganism
On another topic, isn't he open to organic foods?
@@101Volts Meat is an organic food
They can’t be trusted
Bunch of grassmunchers depraved from vitamins, i tell you hwhat
there was an episode where Bobby dated a vegetarian, and Hank had some strong words when Bobby fell for the vegetarian meme, too
I remember when I would watch this when there was nothing else to watch as a kid but now I’m glad that I grew up with this
that's a clean burning hell I tell you what hahahaha auhuehehahah
probably the best line in the whole series
1:31 at 0.25x playback speed. You will thank me lol
Also, should have included: "A poodle?? You might as well give me a cat and a sex change while you're at it."
Best way to spend the last 3 minutes of my day 😋
Some great clips, thanks for the upload! I like the one with the raccoon.
I always found it weird that I relate so much with Hank,though I'm not that old
"That's a clean burning hell I tell you hwhaat. Heheheh. HEHHEHEH!"