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  • @DailyDoseofShortsVideos
    @DailyDoseofShortsVideos 3 года назад +6424

    Hank bought crack
    Smoked weed
    And became a pimp without even knowing
    I mean this man has quite a record

    • @iaintafraidofnoghosts7135
      @iaintafraidofnoghosts7135 3 года назад +133

      Hank is a badass lol

    • @hhs_leviathan
      @hhs_leviathan 3 года назад +230

      Also, acoording to court records, is an expert on adult entertainment and allegedly blew up a car dealership and a mega-lo-mart...

    • @chegadesuade
      @chegadesuade 3 года назад +47

      _BwaaaAaaaAaah!_ - Hank when he figured it out

    • @monkeyr2910
      @monkeyr2910 3 года назад +15

      @@jamesmayle4712 hwat?

    • @kazamiyuuji7678
      @kazamiyuuji7678 3 года назад +18

      @@jamesmayle4712 god damnit I stopped going to church for a reason and you just wanna bring it right back

  • @MutantGrandpa
    @MutantGrandpa 4 года назад +8143

    Hank throws a fish like a football that’s the most American thing I’ve ever seen

    • @unicornburgers302
      @unicornburgers302 4 года назад +37

      Jjoonn yikes

    • @nahometesfay1112
      @nahometesfay1112 4 года назад +35

      @Jjoonn Like a FOOTball as in gridiron football, a game that is very popular in America, but relatively uncommon in other countries.

    • @EmoFox9
      @EmoFox9 4 года назад +37

      He played football in school, the action is natural to him.

    • @MutantGrandpa
      @MutantGrandpa 4 года назад +21

      Fishing is like an American past time also football is too

    • @ShamblesMD
      @ShamblesMD 4 года назад +13

      He definitely didn't put enough spin on it. That was a duck.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 4 месяца назад +494

    “Bait? You call it BAIT?! I like that.”
    *Bro it really does fit because it gets people “hooked.”*

  • @erichofmeister521
    @erichofmeister521 4 года назад +4061

    “MADE IN THE USA” close up of Hanks hand shaking the crack vile. Gold!

    • @sean123888
      @sean123888 4 года назад +59

      Made in the jungles of Columbia then the USA

    • @pppupu936
      @pppupu936 3 года назад +17

      @@sean123888 imported to Mexico then smuggled to USA. By racists and a criminals. As trump and white people would say, but who are the buyers? 😆

    • @WraithLK
      @WraithLK 3 года назад +43

      @@pppupu936 sounds like you’re the racist for believing all white people think a certain way

    • @pppupu936
      @pppupu936 3 года назад +5

      @@WraithLK they do

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 3 года назад +15

      Vial*

  • @ctmql9133
    @ctmql9133 7 лет назад +21115

    thats a lot of crack for $20 lol

  • @TitoRigatoni
    @TitoRigatoni 3 года назад +408

    1:06 can we all just appreciate how deftly Hank ties that rock to his hook? That's the crack bait knot of an experienced fisherman, I'll tell you hwut

    • @gcHK47
      @gcHK47 2 года назад +19

      Well, he was a boy scout in the Order of the Straight Arrow.

  • @Soul_Alpha
    @Soul_Alpha 5 лет назад +2462

    "A little chunk'll do ya" already talking like a crackhead 😂😂

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ArchNemesis314
      @ArchNemesis314 4 года назад +12

      That uh, that would be the joke

    • @ArchNemesis314
      @ArchNemesis314 4 года назад +1

      @DontFuckWithUnicorns
      You think that you're real clever don't ya?
      You just sound like a gaiboi

    • @ArchNemesis314
      @ArchNemesis314 4 года назад +1

      @DontFuckWithUnicorns
      Sorry I don't speak gaiboi

    • @allmodescrew5548
      @allmodescrew5548 4 года назад +10

      The Pope Nutz gaiboi wow you sound like you’re in middle school

  • @tylerfromtexas6556
    @tylerfromtexas6556 7 лет назад +11766

    It's funnier that Boomhauer is a Texas Ranger, and he couldn't tell that it was crack.

    • @123blastoffful
      @123blastoffful 7 лет назад +1751

      look at how boomhauer looks at the phial when hank first pulls it out he knew i guess he decided to play dumb

    • @pablosanchez5294
      @pablosanchez5294 7 лет назад +1009

      I think he was just playing along since hank wasn’t consuming it look at his face @1:56

    • @StupidjimmyInc
      @StupidjimmyInc 6 лет назад +495

      pablo sanchez If you bring a vial with white stuff in it to fish, you wouldn't think it is what it is.

    • @pjdlol
      @pjdlol 6 лет назад +195

      i think your all reading to much into it

    • @IvanKisaragi
      @IvanKisaragi 6 лет назад +454

      He looks so sad @ 2:10
      "Damnohmanhankdunhaveabecumadamnocrackhead"

  • @elcuhangeltv
    @elcuhangeltv 3 года назад +585

    “I like beer hank. Don’t you like beer? I mean, I love beer.”

    • @jennafisher8403
      @jennafisher8403 3 года назад +18

      Profound

    • @heisrisen560
      @heisrisen560 3 года назад +16

      I read that right as bill was saying it 😂😂😂 classic

    • @Thereis1
      @Thereis1 3 года назад +3

      beer is good

    • @bsgambati1
      @bsgambati1 2 года назад +2

      Oh, got one!

    • @sentboumaster3436
      @sentboumaster3436 5 месяцев назад +1

      Mær dámar øl, Hank. Dámar tær ikki øl? Eg meini, eg elski øl

  • @ch2oma
    @ch2oma 6 лет назад +4147

    I lost it when the fish bit the hook again :D

    • @JediMaster362
      @JediMaster362 5 лет назад +55

      The fish used Bite!

    • @savagesock3598
      @savagesock3598 5 лет назад +22

      JediMaster362 Magikarp used Bite!

    • @JediMaster362
      @JediMaster362 5 лет назад +13

      Crusty Sock: Yep! Quite a rare Magikarp!

    • @joeltarango9752
      @joeltarango9752 5 лет назад +7

      Suicidal fish got my hook!!, ( American Dad reference)

    • @dudetocartman
      @dudetocartman 5 лет назад +41

      I lost it more when it swam back and jumped in the boat and knocked Bill in the water.

  • @BarstoolBlues33
    @BarstoolBlues33 7 лет назад +4877

    freshness jars lol

    • @joeshmoe5169
      @joeshmoe5169 6 лет назад +139

      Barstool Blues Sure don't get that at Mega-Lo-Mart

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 5 лет назад +8

      666th like, let's get this *BAIT*

    • @TheKmaki
      @TheKmaki 5 лет назад +6

      I was the 1k like.

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheKmaki congratulations 🎉

    • @TheKmaki
      @TheKmaki 5 лет назад +6

      @@vallisdaemonumofficial Thank you, it is rare I get to play such a significant part in the universe.

  • @kuruptzZz
    @kuruptzZz 3 года назад +311

    "uhh...are you jack?"
    "I got your jack right here jack"
    Cracks me up every time

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 месяца назад +3

      I see what you did there 🧐

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms 5 лет назад +2228

    Lmao, couldn't stop laughing when the fish shot back and hit Bill.

    • @brandonvillatuya9539
      @brandonvillatuya9539 4 года назад +62

      I read your comment out of context and thought the fish pulled out a gun

    • @jeremiahjohnson423
      @jeremiahjohnson423 4 года назад +11

      @@brandonvillatuya9539 same😂

    • @FireIsTheCIeanser
      @FireIsTheCIeanser 4 года назад +5

      Me and my brother did the same thing when we first watched this episode lol

    • @allankhad1030
      @allankhad1030 3 года назад +3

      Ah, classic king of the hill. Comedy gold. lol.

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 года назад

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  • @grugonk
    @grugonk 7 лет назад +5026

    The fish got addicted. That is darkly humorous.

    • @nlwolslegel
      @nlwolslegel 7 лет назад +68

      grugonk have you watched king of the hill before?

    • @grugonk
      @grugonk 7 лет назад +29

      I have.

    • @nicktechnubyte1184
      @nicktechnubyte1184 6 лет назад +69

      Ghazghkull Thraka you’re not gonna see that kind of humor on today’s cartoons or movies!
      Am I right?!

    • @24_Hour_Majima
      @24_Hour_Majima 5 лет назад +25

      @@nicktechnubyte1184 No your not...

    • @defaultmate
      @defaultmate 5 лет назад +22

      @@24_Hour_Majima
      You're*

  • @matthewb9955
    @matthewb9955 3 года назад +242

    “Alright ease off, a little chunk will do ya”.

  • @samkulik4642
    @samkulik4642 4 года назад +2193

    "Look. hank you can offer all the denials and rationalizations you want but the bottom line is still the same... we'gon try that bait!"

    • @kolbyhallmark
      @kolbyhallmark 4 года назад +36

      I read this as it played. Lmbo

    • @kjuergens1985
      @kjuergens1985 4 года назад +7

      This has 420 likes right now. I won't mess it up.

    • @femmemachete
      @femmemachete 4 года назад +8

      @@kjuergens1985 Don't worry. 73 other people did it for you.

    • @anything7441
      @anything7441 4 года назад

      Yes !

    • @AlexGMason
      @AlexGMason 4 года назад

      *wanna

  • @kbrown6123
    @kbrown6123 5 лет назад +6411

    He gave him 3 grams for $20 🤯 Whiteboy was the PLUG

  • @-zawarudo-2684
    @-zawarudo-2684 4 года назад +416

    Bruh the way the dude said “Hey G” hits different

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 4 года назад +472

    "Pass the salt?"
    "THAT'S IT! I'M GOIN' FISHIN'!"

    • @ryanbarth6691
      @ryanbarth6691 4 года назад +7

      I was gonna say that 😂😂

    • @invadernik
      @invadernik Год назад +1

      it do be like that though

  • @SeanZ482
    @SeanZ482 5 лет назад +497

    Ruined a perfectly good fish is what you did, look at it, you got him addicted to crack

    • @kic8523
      @kic8523 4 года назад +7

      Bwwwaaaaa!

    • @nathanielward7241
      @nathanielward7241 4 года назад +12

      Now hes gotta suck fish sticks around the pond to get by on his miserable daily existence....

  • @ashpollock9907
    @ashpollock9907 3 года назад +49

    I like how the water is only knee high when Bill gets knocked in.

  • @josephbierline2039
    @josephbierline2039 4 года назад +1747

    I just love how Hank thinks fish speak Spanish

  • @sterlinwall9673
    @sterlinwall9673 4 года назад +893

    When me and my buddies are fishing, and aren’t getting any bites, I always say ‘I need some of that hank hill bait.” 😂😂

  • @ThatMadCat
    @ThatMadCat 4 года назад +4044

    God damn, inflation went up this much? I wish I could buy so many drugs for 20$ these days.

    • @borzoi2607
      @borzoi2607 4 года назад +51

      Bruh u got all that yogs munny quit complaining

    • @masterblaster5705
      @masterblaster5705 3 года назад +114

      Drive to the actual hood, dope of all kinds has been a buyer's market ever since the opiod epidemic started picking up steam

    • @billyanderson321
      @billyanderson321 3 года назад +123

      @@masterblaster5705 if you want to call that cut crap they pedal dope. I’d rather go to the rural hills and buy it from a guy named Kyle who cooks it in his moms RV.

    • @maeksu
      @maeksu 3 года назад +96

      @@billyanderson321 Not all of us are talking about meth, first of all...

    • @CunnydUpFella
      @CunnydUpFella 3 года назад +34

      @@billyanderson321 Kyle isn't a black person name

  • @Michael-590
    @Michael-590 4 года назад +478

    Bill being tackled into the water by a crack-addicted fish was the funniest part of this scene. 😂

    • @karlycrooks2209
      @karlycrooks2209 3 года назад +15

      If that happened in real life,I would die from laughing so hard.

    • @PadCircle
      @PadCircle 3 года назад +8

      And he showered Dale in the process too! Loved it!

    • @22espec
      @22espec 2 года назад +1

      @@karlycrooks2209 it does happen with those Asian Carps

    • @karlycrooks2209
      @karlycrooks2209 2 года назад

      @@22espec never saw a video about that

  • @ss.fx3626
    @ss.fx3626 5 лет назад +3040

    * gets stoped buy a cop *
    cop: sir we found crack in your car
    hank: no sir its my bait

    • @xZippy
      @xZippy 4 года назад +51

      Cop: Well in that case, you're fine. Get lost.

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 4 года назад +5

      stopped

    • @____5186
      @____5186 4 года назад +87

      That's actually the plot of this episode. He ends up having to go on a fishing trip with some cops to prove that he genuinely mistook drugs for fishing bait.

    • @whatthatbe388
      @whatthatbe388 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 4 года назад +11

      Stopped. By. Stay in school kids.

  • @draykesaddleback9341
    @draykesaddleback9341 3 года назад +52

    The wholesome music of sharing crack lmao

  • @trjo6669
    @trjo6669 5 лет назад +197

    “20.00 will get you all the bate you need Jack, rock on” 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @4500KneeGrow
      @4500KneeGrow 2 года назад

      Jack sells cocaine and cocaine accessories

  • @calvin7978
    @calvin7978 5 лет назад +2517

    no one:
    boomhauer: DANG MAN MAN THAT WAS FAST HANKS THE MAN MAN DANG OL FISHIN MAGICIAN

  • @Straight0uttaCrofton
    @Straight0uttaCrofton 3 года назад +22

    Bobby: "can I have some more butter for my pancakes?"
    Hank: "that's IT, I'm going fishing"

  • @drServitis
    @drServitis 4 года назад +1423

    CHAIN SMOKING DALE IS WORRIED ABOUT GETTING SKIN CANCER.

    • @gatsmen2200
      @gatsmen2200 4 года назад +57

      drServitis or maybe he just doesn’t wanna get sunburned?

    • @ElectronicsForFun
      @ElectronicsForFun 4 года назад +43

      People don't put on sunblock to save them from cancer, they do it so they don't get sun burned.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 4 года назад +2

      @@ElectronicsForFun How do people get skin cancer?

    • @ElectronicsForFun
      @ElectronicsForFun 4 года назад +28

      @@drServitis you can get cancer from the sun but people don't put on sun screen to protect themselves from getting cancer mainly because you'll get sunburned many times long before you get skin cancer. if you're somebody who is a higher risk for cancer then there is no SPF in the world that can save your ass from genetics anyways.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 4 года назад +1

      @@ElectronicsForFun So you're saying we shouldn't worry about getting burned from the sun then?

  • @db165
    @db165 5 лет назад +926

    I wonder how many people tried fishing with crack after this...

    • @michaelhensley2441
      @michaelhensley2441 4 года назад +109

      Wouldn't the crack desolve in the water?

    • @charlieniven6558
      @charlieniven6558 4 года назад +183

      Y'know fishermen will do anything to get out of a rut during fishing season

    • @dogwithplasticwheels5476
      @dogwithplasticwheels5476 4 года назад +26

      @@michaelhensley2441 How would you know?

    • @michaelhensley2441
      @michaelhensley2441 4 года назад +73

      @@dogwithplasticwheels5476 cause when you put anything that is powder in any liquid it desolves

    • @michaelhensley2441
      @michaelhensley2441 4 года назад +25

      @@dogwithplasticwheels5476 plus coca cola was made with crack back in the 70s and 80s

  • @dianelidell5768
    @dianelidell5768 3 года назад +7

    I love how Hank is always so dang innocent 😇🐟👍😁!

  • @MrsKwan-fz6mf
    @MrsKwan-fz6mf 5 лет назад +193

    "Fish magician." Cracks me up every time.

    • @JediMaster362
      @JediMaster362 4 года назад +10

      It "cracks" you up? Uh, pun intended?

    • @saiyaniam
      @saiyaniam 4 года назад +13

      Fishin magician

  • @timgriffin757
    @timgriffin757 5 лет назад +632

    This is a fun episode!! As the episode goes on Hank and his buddies become "addicted" to fishing, and Hank searches for every possible reason to go fishing, including sneaking out early in the morning.

    • @UBRambo56
      @UBRambo56 5 лет назад +21

      Tim Griffin “I have never gotten up that early in my life unless fish were involved”

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 5 лет назад +51

      "Alright ease off, a little chunk'll do ya" they started acting like crackheads real quick 😂😂

    • @osservsmith999
      @osservsmith999 5 лет назад +38

      "can i have some more butter for my pancakes?" "THATS IT! I'M GOIN FISHING"

    • @horohorosrin
      @horohorosrin 4 года назад +6

      "Hank searches for every possible reason to go finishing, including sneaking out early in the morning."
      Been there.

    • @yolopolo8810
      @yolopolo8810 2 года назад

      What episode is it?

  • @Peadeymclovin
    @Peadeymclovin 3 года назад +212

    “Homemade in the USA” what would’ve made hank even happier, is if he knew it was made by Reagan

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +3

      Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear p

    • @LunarAura
      @LunarAura 3 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku schizo

    • @TheMan-tn4jk
      @TheMan-tn4jk 3 года назад +4

      Classic CIA

    • @1-4-johnny.cash.fan-8-8
      @1-4-johnny.cash.fan-8-8 3 года назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku this is your only comment here? Surprising.

    • @frempy4426
      @frempy4426 3 месяца назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku Avril Lavigne moment

  • @skingerskanger
    @skingerskanger 6 лет назад +270

    LMAO the way that fish swam back to the boat after Hank tossed it

    • @hankshepherd2.086
      @hankshepherd2.086 5 лет назад +12

      skinger skanger and jumped up and knocked bill out of the boat

    • @Lav3nd3rForest
      @Lav3nd3rForest 4 года назад +7

      That part killed me 😭🤣 I'll tell you hwat

  • @malroth801
    @malroth801 6 лет назад +496

    I got your jack right here, Jack.

    • @Lugh444
      @Lugh444 6 лет назад +6

      Best line

    • @irlmusic8001
      @irlmusic8001 5 лет назад +29

      You call it bait...I like that

    • @HylerMusic
      @HylerMusic 5 лет назад +8

      reneekatz666 ...Jack, Rock on 🤘

  • @waldornprime5567
    @waldornprime5567 3 года назад +14

    Boomhauer really said “Fishin Megician”

  • @walamo4796
    @walamo4796 5 лет назад +318

    This show has a lot of jokes I didn’t understand back when I was 12-13 watching this😂

    • @johndodd1518
      @johndodd1518 5 лет назад +11

      you didnt know what crack or drugs were when you where 12-13?

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe 4 года назад

      @@johndodd1518 -.-

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe 4 года назад

      Same

    • @CHARLIE-MF-BROWN
      @CHARLIE-MF-BROWN 4 года назад +4

      @@johndodd1518 some kids really don't know at that age and that's ok... growing up in a gang culture I had homies that were stealing cars, had straps, drank alot, and also sold and did heavy shit like meth by age 11-13. I've also known kids that were pretty sheltered and completely oblivious to those sort of things. You might think those kids were a bit naive, but In my experience they were definitely sweet, polite lil kids that were a lot happier.

    • @bigpuma444
      @bigpuma444 3 года назад

      @@CHARLIE-MF-BROWN Unfortunately grew up in a fairly similar environment; didn’t get caught up in the gangs around my neighborhood but had a front row seat to my dad using all sorts of drugs, eventually using myself by 12. Sure, they absolutely can be fun sometimes, especially Molly when you’re hooking up but they’ve also cost me a lot too. Nothing wrong with being sheltered in some situations

  • @eternallegacy89
    @eternallegacy89 5 лет назад +817

    You know... that is a shallow ass lake if Bill can literally stand up in it to just walk right back in lol.

    • @WHiT3_SHAD0W
      @WHiT3_SHAD0W 5 лет назад +41

      Lol didn't notice that before, but you're right, looks like it's only a foot or two deep

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 4 года назад +32

      Yeah, small shallow lakes are generally called ponds. Lol

    • @thewolfin
      @thewolfin 4 года назад +27

      In Texas, that's called a lake.

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 4 года назад +51

      @@thewolfinbut i thought everything was bigger

    • @santiago9ish
      @santiago9ish 4 года назад

      Wolfin nah, pond

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 3 года назад +13

    "I like beer, Hank. Don't you like beer? I mean, I love beer. Beer is good."
    This touches me deep inside.

  • @TheBlueLightChannel
    @TheBlueLightChannel 6 лет назад +939

    Hank said “vamanos”! Like, maybe the fish speaks Spanish or something! 😂😂😂

    • @lostcat9lives322
      @lostcat9lives322 5 лет назад +75

      "Redhead Bass" are an imported species from South America.

    • @BelenusValikonis
      @BelenusValikonis 5 лет назад +7

      I know, right? A simple "go on, now" would suffice, given that all those fish speak English there.

    • @michaelsrite822
      @michaelsrite822 5 лет назад +2

      @@lostcat9lives322
      Are you talking about Peacock Bass? Which is a cichlid?
      There is no such thing as a Redhead Bass.

    • @XRandomXShinigamiX
      @XRandomXShinigamiX 5 лет назад +6

      It's even funnier when he YEETS it across the lake xD

    • @fourplayerarcade
      @fourplayerarcade 5 лет назад +1

      michael srite Micheal you gotta reply to what that man just said to you 😂😂😂

  • @j43w0n
    @j43w0n 5 лет назад +438

    peggy's cool af for letting Hank spend quality time with his boys.

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 4 года назад +42

      She's always done that. The wives are pretty low key.

    • @deeznutsh1214
      @deeznutsh1214 4 года назад +16

      @@Bloombaby99 Peggy is pissed at Hank all the time though

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 4 года назад +8

      @Honestly Brutal thank you sir, yez. These fukn "guys" nowadays bro🙄😏

    • @LlamaCraft
      @LlamaCraft 4 года назад +17

      @@t_papi God you two are assholes can you not understand even the slightest humour? Jesus man get a life

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 4 года назад +9

      @@LlamaCraft nigga you sound like a simp and your female wrote that comment, stfu pussy.

  • @kingdomcummies8128
    @kingdomcummies8128 3 года назад +80

    Boomhauer is a Texas Ranger. He HAS to know that's crack lol.

    • @darthdrake3095
      @darthdrake3095 3 года назад +11

      He didn't want them to know.

    • @LouSassoleSledgecock_III
      @LouSassoleSledgecock_III 3 года назад +3

      He didn’t mind if they knew or not, or maybe he did. Whatever it may be, this comment thread is pointless as it’s about a cartoon that’s over

    • @kingdomcummies8128
      @kingdomcummies8128 3 года назад +9

      And you posted a pointless comment about a pointless comment in a pointless thread. Not only are you pitiably cynical but you're also wasting your own time by your own terms. Please get help, maybe call a friend, at least step outside for some fresh air. Damn.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 3 года назад +1

      ​@@LouSassoleSledgecock_III "A cartoon that's over." Uh, yeah. So what? What are you, a troll?

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 5 месяцев назад +4

      _King of the Hill_ didn’t invent a job for Boomhauer till they were working on season 13. This clip’s from season 2

  • @Hardrockfan21
    @Hardrockfan21 4 года назад +147

    1:37 Bill's face when Hank was getting smart with him.

  • @kaylaa7226
    @kaylaa7226 5 лет назад +88

    "a little chunk will do ya"

  • @Anonymous-ru2vg
    @Anonymous-ru2vg 3 года назад +6

    I miss King of the hill, it was too early for it’s time, such a master piece ♥️

  • @nox_chan
    @nox_chan 6 лет назад +173

    He's the big Mac Daddy of Heimleich county

    • @mvito39
      @mvito39 5 месяцев назад

      yo

  • @cyclops9750
    @cyclops9750 5 лет назад +32

    “Well well well.... looks like our friend is a Hipy Crit!” 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣XD

  • @jayydel
    @jayydel 4 года назад +26

    ....than I did in the 80s.
    And those were the Reagan years.

    • @ganjaman407
      @ganjaman407 3 года назад +1

      The joke there was that crack came out in the '80's lol

  • @trayweathersby7490
    @trayweathersby7490 7 лет назад +339

    "Go on now Git!" 😂😂😂

  • @thomasslone1964
    @thomasslone1964 5 лет назад +22

    hank hill fishing with crack, some of the most fond memories of my teenage childhood

  • @Mr-6666
    @Mr-6666 Год назад +2

    Surpried how boomhauer is a ranger and he didn't know that it was crack.

  • @thewestfire9729
    @thewestfire9729 4 года назад +118

    This was one of the funniest moments in the show ever. Hank has no experience dealing in the projects, so he can’t tell a crack dealer from a fish bait seller. Genius writing.

    • @jamesonmeckes5796
      @jamesonmeckes5796 4 месяца назад

      I don’t think Hank and his friends realized that they were fishing with crack cocoaine in the first place.

  • @ace1776
    @ace1776 5 лет назад +134

    Fishing with crack. The Simpsons never did that. I miss king of the hill.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 3 года назад +5

      So Simpson's... Didn't do it?

    • @Clos93
      @Clos93 3 года назад +8

      @@thejedisonic67
      King of The Hill>The Simpsons
      I'll die on that hill, lmao

  • @Barny5ive
    @Barny5ive 4 года назад +3

    Loved this show because my Uncle Gordon WAS Hank Hill. From the glasses, to the mannerisms, to the real world aloofness. Still is. Great man though.

  • @jamishmcquo7590
    @jamishmcquo7590 5 лет назад +69

    0:16
    lmfao that pan out to the sketchy neighborhood

    • @chaseman94
      @chaseman94 4 года назад

      Probably the same neighborhood where Beavis and Butthead live at.

  • @DrRockso1987
    @DrRockso1987 7 лет назад +1080

    Bill must be Jesus to be able to walk on water like that!

    • @marcellabutay1090
      @marcellabutay1090 6 лет назад +33

      Daddy I Said Stop Ever heard of a fucking joke, Einstein?

    • @TheOrignalKillezz
      @TheOrignalKillezz 6 лет назад +5

      LittleArmyNut I don't get the joke.

    • @marcellabutay1090
      @marcellabutay1090 6 лет назад +4

      TheOrignalKillezz Jesus can walk on water and it looked like hank was walking in water

    • @TheOrignalKillezz
      @TheOrignalKillezz 6 лет назад +1

      LittleArmyNut are you sure it wasn't shallow too? That would make sense.

    • @marcellabutay1090
      @marcellabutay1090 6 лет назад +3

      TheOrignalKillezz It was shallow and that's how it looked like that but when people depict jesus walking on water it's usually his feet are a few inches deep

  • @dilpreetize
    @dilpreetize 5 лет назад +91

    The way Hank throws the crackhead fish away is hilarious!!

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 года назад +5

      Same, I slugger when he yelled "vamanos!"

  • @superfakegamer6359
    @superfakegamer6359 4 года назад +129

    Dale: "Now i have to reapply my sunscreen"
    Let's be honest it's texas no one there uses sunscreen.

    • @Quint1836
      @Quint1836 4 года назад +8

      SuperFakeGamer I’m an 8th generation Texan. They say we have a bunch of Mexicans here. Not true, we don’t believe in sunscreen

    • @GreenMunkeeD
      @GreenMunkeeD 4 года назад +2

      He doesn't want skin cancer. Duh.

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 3 года назад +3

      can confirm, live in Texas, know several people who've had skin cancer.

    • @defaultuser7777
      @defaultuser7777 3 года назад +1

      It's true. Gotta get that base tan haha

    • @Micro13bk
      @Micro13bk 3 года назад +2

      I believe that is how the term "red- neck" was made...

  • @johnsalazar245
    @johnsalazar245 2 года назад +31

    0:01 Not be offensive but as a latino guy from Texas, this is the kind of music the gringos would listen to in the Barrio back in the 80s and 90s in East Los Angeles California and the West Side of San Antonio Texas. I learned this from my friends.

  • @0hvist
    @0hvist 7 лет назад +1454

    Buys Crack and doesn't know it, uses it as fishing bait and wins the internet!

    • @warhawk638
      @warhawk638 7 лет назад +11

      Or maybe he's a crooked cop...

    • @heeedheel1122
      @heeedheel1122 5 лет назад +2

      Ohvist Small it’s not called fucking crack it’s ready rock

    • @Super_Mario128
      @Super_Mario128 5 лет назад +20

      Bwaah! I sell Cocaine and Cocaine Accessories!

    • @deebonash1495
      @deebonash1495 5 лет назад +3

      @@Super_Mario128 underrated comment

    • @Dyl_Cam
      @Dyl_Cam 5 лет назад +9

      Wins the internet... Ugh

  • @Valin9275
    @Valin9275 4 года назад +27

    "I like beer"
    I hear you Bill

  • @LaviathanSlayer
    @LaviathanSlayer 3 года назад +4

    “Bottom line we all wanna try the bait” haha still got me dying

  • @kendalldickerson426
    @kendalldickerson426 7 лет назад +106

    Oh man now I have to re apply my sun screen

    • @scroogemcduck8940
      @scroogemcduck8940 5 лет назад

      Holy crap 100 likes thats epic. You deserve 1 bonus like

  • @xiverse9039
    @xiverse9039 7 лет назад +669

    LMAO!!! 1:57 Homemade in the U.S.A

  • @danield6740
    @danield6740 3 года назад +6

    “Fishin Magician”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShadeScarecrow
    @ShadeScarecrow 4 года назад +16

    Well this puts a new meaning on "getting them hooked"

  • @9ZenMedia
    @9ZenMedia 6 лет назад +43

    People do call crack “bait” cause it’s bait for a lick to keep coming back for more. Not sure if this episode influenced that but if you go to the hood, like a store on mlk and ask for bait... you’ll get crack.

  • @Failedprodegy42
    @Failedprodegy42 3 года назад +4

    I miss this show! We need this kind of wholesome show right now.

  • @antcircus5564
    @antcircus5564 5 лет назад +18

    The crack addict fish had me crying

  • @lukek3953
    @lukek3953 4 года назад +27

    I just noticed that Hank is wearing Bass Pro Hat... xD

  • @Werewolf_Korra
    @Werewolf_Korra 3 года назад +2

    This even came true. Trout are becoming addicted to meth contaminated sewage.

  • @JohnnyCasey
    @JohnnyCasey 5 лет назад +233

    "Don't do drugs. Do all drugs at the same time."
    - King of Sweden

    • @bhume7535
      @bhume7535 4 года назад +8

      oh damn, now thats a name I haven't heard in a long time. I wish Robbaz was still calling himself that.

    • @JohnnyCasey
      @JohnnyCasey 4 года назад +3

      @@bhume7535
      There is no King of Sweden. It's only Robbaz.

    • @anionshade970
      @anionshade970 4 года назад +1

      haha i get it, because if you do all drugs at the same time, then your just taking drug. not drugs LOL

    • @Nobody7720
      @Nobody7720 4 года назад +1

      Actually that quote is by Mark Twain.

    • @JohnnyCasey
      @JohnnyCasey 4 года назад +1

      @@Nobody7720
      Source?

  • @MDPToaster
    @MDPToaster 4 года назад +52

    The funniest part of this is that Boomhaur is an in-clothes Texas Ranger.

  • @TheDom822
    @TheDom822 2 года назад +1

    Hank went from propane and propane-accessories to cocaine and cocaine-accessories.

  • @spyrofan9681
    @spyrofan9681 4 года назад +14

    I love how they're playing this homespun country music when they're sharing out the crack

  • @rayfire50
    @rayfire50 5 лет назад +33

    "Rock" on ..I see what you did there

  • @aaronhires8620
    @aaronhires8620 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Ease off, a little chunk’ll do ya” if only he knew what it would turn into 😂😂😂😂

  • @mbargerr
    @mbargerr 5 лет назад +120

    2:32 when you bring your girl home and you put her on your bed

    • @cloudstrife6911
      @cloudstrife6911 4 года назад +4

      This is perfect 😂😂😂

    • @mbargerr
      @mbargerr 4 года назад +4

      Cloud Strife they keep coming back 😂

    • @fireantgamer4614
      @fireantgamer4614 4 года назад +3

      Off my hook now thats funny

  • @t13596
    @t13596 7 лет назад +733

    I wonder what would actually happen if you fish with crack.

    • @stanleyknife888
      @stanleyknife888 7 лет назад +359

      turner pike it's normally cut with baking soda as a base, so it'll just dissolve into the water

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 7 лет назад +142

      Must have been pretty pure then

    • @KevinHealey95
      @KevinHealey95 6 лет назад +380

      You get arrested for drug possession.

    • @furonable
      @furonable 6 лет назад +26

      What if it's not cut with baking soda though?

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 6 лет назад +73

      turner pike Nothing. Firstly you'd have trouble getting it on the hook or line and if you did, it would break up quickly in the water and disperse.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 4 месяца назад +2

    Everyone: “That was a lot of “bait” for just $20.”
    *Well the thing is that he knows he’ll come back for more later. That’s how they get HOOKED if you will.*

  • @seededsoul
    @seededsoul 5 лет назад +19

    2:00
    Pretty sure Boomhauer would have known what that was.

  • @tonyattardo9350
    @tonyattardo9350 5 лет назад +10

    “Tell you wha mang Hank’s da dang ole mang, talkin bout dang ole FISHIN MAGICIAN!”

  • @Timbuktu407
    @Timbuktu407 3 года назад +3

    I love how it says “Bate” on Jack’s truck 😂

  • @kinglui285
    @kinglui285 5 лет назад +38

    I think hank doesn't know anything about drugs
    I remember when hank smoked a cigarette in front of a stoner and he asked the stoner to give him his joint and he was like "this is a weird cigarette"

  • @terrencem.9954
    @terrencem.9954 5 лет назад +38

    Those fish are hooked on that crack (literally) 🐟🎣

  • @gt4666master
    @gt4666master 3 года назад +4

    Seeing this episode before ever doing drugs and after becoming an addict is a fucking trip

  • @steve_oh
    @steve_oh 7 лет назад +110

    more fish today than what? what hank?!

    • @gcHK47
      @gcHK47 6 лет назад +63

      ricky-ticky-tavi - He said, “I’ve caught more fish today than in the 80s. And those were the Reagan years!”

    • @IvanKisaragi
      @IvanKisaragi 6 лет назад +8

      gcHK47
      Thank you.

    • @thewisenoodle1116
      @thewisenoodle1116 5 лет назад +4

      I tell you hwat

  • @thelastsidewalk
    @thelastsidewalk 4 года назад +5

    With headphones on, I can hear the police sirens in the first scene. Really adds to it.

  • @whoiswho5387
    @whoiswho5387 3 года назад +5

    Tried this in real life .....the fish found me at the gas station 2 weeks later

  • @injetavel279
    @injetavel279 5 лет назад +11

    I think we can say that the fishes got "hooked" on that bait

    • @JediMaster362
      @JediMaster362 4 года назад

      Well, that is hardly a surprise.

    • @JediMaster362
      @JediMaster362 4 года назад +2

      I just love how people are… _cracking_ jokes in this video's Comment Section.

    • @superhoops5091
      @superhoops5091 3 года назад

      @@JediMaster362 People here sure know how to *crank* out the jokes.

  • @mrkdavis22
    @mrkdavis22 4 года назад +5

    Just love how Hank sounds like a undercover cop the way he's talking to the guy

  • @SB335i
    @SB335i 5 месяцев назад +1

    Lmao I never noticed he is wearing a bass pro shop hat 😂😂

  • @Stone-faced
    @Stone-faced 5 лет назад +4

    This episode is wholesome at context of crack fishing and having a good time with the boys

  • @fanomanone
    @fanomanone 7 лет назад +9

    There sure are some happy fish in that pond. 😂😂😂

  • @jordanverbeek5121
    @jordanverbeek5121 3 года назад +6

    2:37 - 2:49 I always thought this was a fever dream I had when I was a kid.

  • @PewterCityGymLeaderBrock
    @PewterCityGymLeaderBrock 4 года назад +8

    "Huh, fresh-ment jars. Sure don't get that at Megalomart"

  • @badbad.2732
    @badbad.2732 7 лет назад +283

    "Cmon darlin' time to get wet" ;)