I'm not a mathematician, but using the equation around 1:40, and using the speed of an aircraft around 500mph, we can work out the speed of the bowling pin to be around -0.0959079mph
I think we used different cannon speeds. I accounted for the fact that a basketball is 30 times lighter than a cannonball, and would get fired 30 times faster if it didn't pop. Therefore, I ended up with -0.0084269663
I've been taking the God's Lang II classes up at the local community college, and "Skarlam" (one of its aprox. in the Latin alphabet) is quite versatile, actually. Putting the "-istus" verbifier on the end means "to stuff luggage in the overhead compartment." Finding this link between the two words was what lead the first Plane Builders to make the overhead compartment system in the first place. This is actually just one of many ways that God's Language has helped human engineering.
The learn attack format is such a good parody of scishow, vsauce, etc, and the aspects where youtube 'educators' have failed. From the unrelatable hooks, to the awkward attempt to cover the entirety of a subject in a couple minutes, to the borderline inhuman mannerisms of the hosts, to the attempts to sell their trustworthiness by appealing to a quote from someone with more authority than them; it all ties up into that peppy voice that is unreasonably and uncomfortably excited about the idea of science.
@@900hfudbjsdkhfgudsf He it 100% supposed to be Hank Green. He even looks like him! And the learn attack intro is modeled exactly like the scishow opening animation.
I've always referred to "planes" and "helicopters" as Scarlam, it's was simply obvious for me. Now I understand why the father at the church told everyone I was talking in tongues, lol. The more you know...
Are these giant metal birds hostile? What do they eat? Where did they come from? These questions where not addressed, and frankly I don't think these facts are very true. I don't think these spurious claims are beneficial to society.
So, assuming: g = golf ball = 10 mph b = basketball = 80 mph (the top running speed of a cheetah) j = jump rope = 350 mph (the best average I could find of an object being fired from a cannon) p = pin a = speed of an airplane in mph you get a = (6*80*350) / (100 - 80/p) a = 168000 / (100 - 80/p) a = (168000*p) / (100*p - 80) a = (8400*p) / (5*p - 4) Assuming the pin is stationary, this becomes a = (8400*0) / (5*0 - 4) a = 0 / -4 a = -0 Therefore, airplanes don't move; the world moves around them. Airplanes are truly magical.
Who would have thought the FAA listened to this video and thought that banging on the hull of an airplane would be enough to certify the Bowing 737 Max 8
For the equation he used I got an answer of something on the lines of less than or equal to 821.2 mph. It is less than or equal due to the bowling pin variable being an unknown. I could solve it as you would solve for X but I’m to lazy
2:14 "The army has airplanes to transport pianos and blow up hospitals in the Middle East" Well, that's what I call Learn Attack. 😂 😂🐣هل تعلم أن الطائرات العربية الفصحى الحديثة تعني طائرًا ميكانيكيًا بداخله بشر صغار؟
holy fuck! he literally destroyed the aviation denialists with scientific facts. keep up the good work
Gotta admit, I was rage-deny the aviation all my life. After watching the video all I can do is throw tantrums! Thank you!
Aviation denialist libtard gets DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC.
@@t4ky0n No.
@@janesmith1840 yes
@@t4ky0n maybe
I'm not a mathematician, but using the equation around 1:40, and using the speed of an aircraft around 500mph, we can work out the speed of the bowling pin to be around -0.0959079mph
if no one uses the lane for a week then they have to move the bowling pins back a few inches
I came up with ~5
Why? Do the pins naturally creep forward by themselves?
Conway79 yea
I think we used different cannon speeds. I accounted for the fact that a basketball is 30 times lighter than a cannonball, and would get fired 30 times faster if it didn't pop. Therefore, I ended up with -0.0084269663
His posture and stance is fantastic, the awkward pose! The staging of this is fantastic
Thanks so much I have an exam coming up in 24 years and this really helped me cram in some last minute studying. You saved my GPA learn attack!
Tiztu well it is a usual thingg, everyone is used to this timing
21 more years! You better hurry up!!
20 more years!
Omg good luck!
19
Superman is neither a bird nor a plane, because he has both.
No, he's superman!
@@thegrinch2613 Superbirdplaneman
Superman?
More like Shemaleman.
Hzhhxjxbxbcb Hsjdjdjdhv i love you
please continue this series, i have learned so much, i am now as the kids call "woke as him"
He didn't talk about what they smell like :/
Now I'll never know!
Eric Centeno they smell like mildly annoyed peanuts. You’re welcome
Like a bus, but less poor and more tired. Also in the sky. I know because my grandpa became an airplane through osmosis
They tend to smell like old plastic, this comes from how they are fueled by recycled soft drink containers
They smell like various scents
keep these coming I feel my mind expanding at a rate that feels potentially dangerous to myself as well as others
That fact alert at 02:11 was a little bit too real
Yeah I know. Airplanes deliver A LOT of pianos.
I was thinking that too. But what percentage are baby grand??
Imagine blowing up hospitals and calling yourself humanitarian.
Kunduz hospital
Once I learned about the Bird-Plane difference, my life was changed
A plane actually is basically a really good car. This is a true fact. I was informed and entertained at the same time.
Already lost it at "The swift camels of the sky."
I've been taking the God's Lang II classes up at the local community college, and "Skarlam" (one of its aprox. in the Latin alphabet) is quite versatile, actually. Putting the "-istus" verbifier on the end means "to stuff luggage in the overhead compartment." Finding this link between the two words was what lead the first Plane Builders to make the overhead compartment system in the first place. This is actually just one of many ways that God's Language has helped human engineering.
This is extremely underrated, so many people today dont know Gods language. Skleeboor!
The learn attack format is such a good parody of scishow, vsauce, etc, and the aspects where youtube 'educators' have failed. From the unrelatable hooks, to the awkward attempt to cover the entirety of a subject in a couple minutes, to the borderline inhuman mannerisms of the hosts, to the attempts to sell their trustworthiness by appealing to a quote from someone with more authority than them; it all ties up into that peppy voice that is unreasonably and uncomfortably excited about the idea of science.
@@900hfudbjsdkhfgudsf He it 100% supposed to be Hank Green. He even looks like him! And the learn attack intro is modeled exactly like the scishow opening animation.
@@900hfudbjsdkhfgudsf lol slow
@@900hfudbjsdkhfgudsfNah, he was pretty popular with teens
"the army has airplanes to transport pianos and blow up hospitals in middle east" This is actually pretty accurate
Planes fuck up clouds real good
I've always referred to "planes" and "helicopters" as Scarlam, it's was simply obvious for me. Now I understand why the father at the church told everyone I was talking in tongues, lol. The more you know...
Still more informative than any Buzzfeed video
These keep getting better. Bless you, Clickhole. Bless you.
I'm glad you got Sheldon Coopers cousin for these.
bapzinger
zimbabwe
Borax Zorax
Zoboomafoo
I thought it was Sheldon in the thumbnail
We need new episodes of this, it's so great
David from learn attack is my god. All bow before the all knowing, and all seeing teacher.
This guy has nostrils big enough to fly a plane through, which is awesome.
This is great! I'm so glad there is finally a decent education channel on youtube!
That quote by Amelia Earhart made me tear up. Touching.
I am going to raise my children with these videos before they ever go to school. That way they dont have to unlearn any false information
I've been lied to my whole life.
Just remember that the universal code of flying a plane is to always fly on the right side of the sky.
"Planes fuck up clouds real good"
So how do birds fly and stay in the air, since they don't have luggage compartments for people to push on?
Just like poison dart frogs getting their toxicity from their diets, birds prey on balloons.
the fact at 2:20 made me run to the nearest airplane but on the way there i tripped over a stone and now i’m dead >:(((
This is where I learn all my thoughts
Please never stop making these!!!!
He almost cracked at the “Bird-Plane Difference” joke
Swift camels of the sky
Planes fuck up clouds real good is the funniest thing i've ever seen
Scarlam
slang term for Scarbrough, Ontario.
Maxim D aka Hell on Earth
Are these giant metal birds hostile? What do they eat? Where did they come from? These questions where not addressed, and frankly I don't think these facts are very true.
I don't think these spurious claims are beneficial to society.
the bird plane difference made me laugh harder than I have in a while
“Run over a pedophile”- I fucking died. 😂
Apparently I'm supposed to be piloting one of these things tomorrow, so thanks for all the valuable info!
this man is amazing we need more
Thanks Vsauce!
oui yvyu BBC Earth Lab
My favorite series.
Please make more of these
Not enough visuals
Clickholes learn attacks are some of their best videos
2:14
Average day at Boeing.
"If you're not in a plane right now, you're probably going to die."
Please make more of these vids they are hilarious
I love this man
1:15 this is so underrated
What’s the deal with airline food
Can we have more of these, please?
OMG This was so informative 🙏🙏
So, assuming:
g = golf ball = 10 mph
b = basketball = 80 mph (the top running speed of a cheetah)
j = jump rope = 350 mph (the best average I could find of an object being fired from a cannon)
p = pin
a = speed of an airplane in mph
you get
a = (6*80*350) / (100 - 80/p)
a = 168000 / (100 - 80/p)
a = (168000*p) / (100*p - 80)
a = (8400*p) / (5*p - 4)
Assuming the pin is stationary, this becomes
a = (8400*0) / (5*0 - 4)
a = 0 / -4
a = -0
Therefore, airplanes don't move; the world moves around them. Airplanes are truly magical.
Wow, thank you. You truly changed my perspective.
More learn attack please!!
I exclusively use Learn Attack to get ready for all of my exams (I'm a medicine student)
THE MASSES DEMAND MORE LEARN ATTACK!
My brain is rotting
This is a masterpiece.
The typical cruising airspeed for a long-distance commercial passenger aircraft is approximately 880-926 km/h (475-500 kn; 547-575 mph).
I feel assaulted with knowledge
I've learn so much this
i like to think there is a parent out there homeschooling their kid with LearnAttack videos
"Get ready to hijack the cockpit of information"
🏀 = 70 mph
3 (🏀) = 210 mph
Jump Rope (no emoji available) = approx. 220 mph
2 (Jump Rope) = 440 mph
3 (🏀) * 2 (Jump Rope) = 92,400 mph (lets not get into mph squared)
92400 = postal code of Courbervoie, Paris, France
🏌 = 10 mph
🏌^2 = 100 Mph
🎳 = ? (looks like we have to find this out now)
Commercial Plane speed = 575 mph
92,400 mph / 575 mph = 160 mph
🏌^2 - (🏀/🎳) = 160 mph
100 mph - (70 mph /🎳) =160 mph
-100 mph -100 mph
- (70 mph /🎳) = 60 mph
(70 mph /🎳) = -60 mph
/70 mph /70 mph
🎳 = -1.16666666667 mph
that's not an attack that's fucking assault
You got me wondering what the word for airplane in Enochian is
Started out strong
I feel smarter already.
Who would have thought the FAA listened to this video and thought that banging on the hull of an airplane would be enough to certify the Bowing 737 Max 8
I misread the title as "What in God's nation?"
I've clearly been seeing that new meme too much recently.
nature is beautiful
why does he look like Lieutenant Barclay from Star Trek
How does this only have 50k views
Hey smart people, Joe here.
I saw a plane once
Bong-bong safety.
Can someone please help I'm trying to calculate the bird-plane difference of an elder macaroni penguin and a Caproni CA 60
i just realised alan resnick could be involved in producing this and got really excited about how fucking weird it might get
For the equation he used I got an answer of something on the lines of less than or equal to 821.2 mph. It is less than or equal due to the bowling pin variable being an unknown. I could solve it as you would solve for X but I’m to lazy
My equation was (3(74.6)x2(46.6))/(10^2)-(74.6-X). Where X is Greater than, or equal to 1.
I miss Learn Attack.
3(70) x 2(671) / 100 - 70/y
holy fuck dude
OH NO I CLICKED A CLICKHOLE VIDEO WITHOUT EVEN NOTICING.
SOMETHING IS HORRIBLY RIGHT.
Reminds me of Brass Eye a little
woah, these new vsauce videos are really interesting
this is historically true
Anybody check his math on the speed thing?
a plane is basically a really good car
I tried to calculate what a bowling pin is equivilant to, I got -0.0084269663 mph. Weird.
the first surprise fact threw me off so good
What the Hell no what the hell just transpired here what in the shiny large vehicle in the sky did I witness
I feel attacked
Dunno guys, the bowling part seems fake to me...
The pins creeping backwards at 9 inches per minute seems made up? Not at all!
This must be so weird for '' David '' to present
Are u an older Sheldon cooper.
Oh no! I'm not in a plane right now!
I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!
2:14 "The army has airplanes to transport pianos and blow up hospitals in the Middle East"
Well, that's what I call Learn Attack. 😂
😂🐣هل تعلم أن الطائرات العربية الفصحى الحديثة تعني طائرًا ميكانيكيًا بداخله بشر صغار؟