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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
  • President Trump goes on a weekend Twitter rampage, Apple announces a streaming video service.
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  • @andrewszombie
    @andrewszombie 5 лет назад +431

    "He got new angry over old jokes" 😂😂😂

  • @rockboi91
    @rockboi91 5 лет назад +370

    Wow that Hillary pokemon joke was painful to watch lol 😅

    • @tinaloye2014
      @tinaloye2014 5 лет назад +9

      They've been making fun of it for 3 years now 😒

    • @BB-kw5bz
      @BB-kw5bz 5 лет назад +14

      BartJ583 Thank you, so tough to understand what she meant...
      Of course everybody knows what she means. It’s just not funny. Either you’re serious or you make a funny joke. That is just painful to watch. Just a very very unfunny person.

    • @BB-kw5bz
      @BB-kw5bz 5 лет назад +5

      BartJ583 No, I think she was trying to be funny...

    • @notlikely4468
      @notlikely4468 5 лет назад +3

      How do you get Donald Trump on to Air Force 1?
      You pokemon....
      (My 5 year-old)

    • @william-uk
      @william-uk 5 лет назад +1

      not likely (“you poke him on”)

  • @aisey100
    @aisey100 5 лет назад +32

    Trump just accuses everyone of what he knows he's guilty of himself. He's hilariously transparent.

  • @danielvanginkel7081
    @danielvanginkel7081 5 лет назад +76

    Whenever I read a statement by Trump, in my head it sounds like Trevor mocking his voice.

    • @davidgobrain497
      @davidgobrain497 5 лет назад +2

      The simple definitions of Trump is ridiculous! and wird!

    • @stephanieoregan
      @stephanieoregan 5 лет назад +1

      Lol so do I

    • @kayel2849
      @kayel2849 5 лет назад

      Yea love it every time Trevor mimics Trump

  • @indiaalphanovember8217
    @indiaalphanovember8217 5 лет назад +85

    Just 50? Dude be getting slack!

  • @ananda9133
    @ananda9133 5 лет назад +24

    Trevor, for the record, Russia does have a comedy show. It's Comedy Club and they're hilarious. If you speak Russian anyways.
    They made regular jokes about Trump as well. Because everyone knows Trump was a joke. Yes, even the Russians.

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 5 лет назад +3

      May be somebody should import those shows (dubbed or subtitled of course) and have Trump watch them just to let him know that even his Russian "friends" make fun of him and have no respect for him.

    • @suebarrow5973
      @suebarrow5973 5 лет назад +4

      Bet they don't joke about putin. ...

    • @ananda9133
      @ananda9133 5 лет назад

      @@suebarrow5973 They do. They just keep it politically correct.

  • @simphiwedlamini.
    @simphiwedlamini. 5 лет назад +78

    you didn't read the terms and conditions 😂😂

    • @NotAnAustralianEngineer
      @NotAnAustralianEngineer 5 лет назад

      They seriously make you promise not to use their software to make chemical, biological or nuclear weapons.... I'm not kidding you can look it up if you don't believe me XD

    • @NotAnAustralianEngineer
      @NotAnAustralianEngineer 5 лет назад

      @Patrik VV. It's certainly odd. It's like when in 1989 the Soviets trades PepsiCo 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate and a destroyer for $3b worth of Pepsi. Not entirely the same but perhaps they have plans... XD

    • @NotAnAustralianEngineer
      @NotAnAustralianEngineer 5 лет назад

      @Patrik VV. My point is just when you think of companies we all know like Apple and PepsiCo, you 1st thought isn't weapons. Also, maybe someone tried to make a bomb with iTunes or something XD

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +56

    If Dorrito's makes a News Network, we might finally get Donnie off the FOX bottle.

  • @azae00Vids
    @azae00Vids 5 лет назад +78

    If I know Apple .. they will most likely stream reruns and call it new episodes

    • @AndyRudolph
      @AndyRudolph 5 лет назад +3

      ... and they will put a sticker on it with "made in Cuppertino" and charge you 10 bucks on top ;)

    • @affenket
      @affenket 5 лет назад +1

      I hope they give you a tv show, with such refreshing and original observations you’re talent is wasted not being televised.

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 5 лет назад

      Meanwhile, I'm going through several streaming services with multiple accounts for extended free premium trials.

    • @azae00Vids
      @azae00Vids 5 лет назад

      @@affenket lol ... not sure if you are serious but it made my day .. lol.. However I do draw time lapse vids on my channel :D .. I guess that's a start

  • @CaptainJeoy
    @CaptainJeoy 5 лет назад +37

    "Pokemon GO to da polls" was so weak! Jesus!

    • @user3458
      @user3458 5 лет назад +4

      @BartJ583 I think even americans understood the "Joke" and the idea behind it. It just was not a good Joke. Also she is not much better the Trump, but we do not hear that in our media at all. She is litteraly a warhawk. ALLWAYS voting for war.
      That there is some discrepancy of americans not voting is indeed bothersome.

    • @CaptainJeoy
      @CaptainJeoy 5 лет назад +1

      @BartJ583 voting exegesis aside, the statement was said in the context of a joke as a punchline which happened to be so weak

  • @blt4life112
    @blt4life112 5 лет назад +35

    And he didn't mention his national emergency once.

    • @Richardparent879
      @Richardparent879 5 лет назад +2

      BLT4Life, you are so right on! It just goes to show that his reality, that which is important to him, is fleetingly flexible and totally dependant on his crazy mood swings that are utterly void of facts or truths!!

  • @mmartinezPhysics
    @mmartinezPhysics 5 лет назад +36

    Someone's feeling the heat from:
    🎵 Mueller Time 🎵

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 5 лет назад +2

      I like the music :)

  • @aaroncarson1770
    @aaroncarson1770 5 лет назад +29

    I think he just ran for president so that his tweets would be guaranteed a following.

  • @danicaz1163
    @danicaz1163 5 лет назад +24

    He had been a good laugh for months, but honestly, I'm so tired of his idiocy! He's not funny anymore! I mean really, for a bastion of democracy and a nation who is not afraid to voice out it's opinions, Americans have amazing patience and tolerance.

  • @nassima5632
    @nassima5632 5 лет назад +17

    New angry over old jokes 😅

  • @TheMoviePlanet
    @TheMoviePlanet 5 лет назад +14

    There's actually a Russian remake of Everybody Loves Raymond.

  • @stevegardiner8473
    @stevegardiner8473 5 лет назад +18

    How do all these streaming services expect people to pay for them all? It's becoming ridiculous.

    • @nyckie19
      @nyckie19 5 лет назад

      But still, people will pay...
      🤦‍♀️ watch and see 🤷‍♀️

    • @BB-kw5bz
      @BB-kw5bz 5 лет назад +1

      1. People aren’t expected to have ALL streaming services. There will be massive overlaps in shows and movies.
      2. The market will consolidate in time just like any market does. There won’t be 10 streaming services eventually. The reason is that people won’t be paying for various services in the long-run.
      How many people do you know that have Spotify and Deezer and Apple Music and Amazon Music and SoundCloud and Google Play Music and Napster and Juke! and Groove?? Two or three networks will invest heavily, kick the rest out of the market and that’s it. And as long as we have competition, we will see fair prices. You should start worrying when there is only one major player left who can dictate the price, since there is no competitor to switch to.

    • @stevegardiner8473
      @stevegardiner8473 5 лет назад

      @@nyckie19 I'm sure they will. I'm a huge Formula One fan, watched it all my adult life on free terrestrial TV,. Now Sky has the rights to show the races live in UK but, I'm not going to pay for it. Rupert Murdock can go F himself.

  • @planbtvnews
    @planbtvnews 5 лет назад +1

    I just over like Treavor, way too much perfect, young and talented.
    How wish God can help me belike him, or switch our talent. Lol.

  • @WittyBittyAnimeEdits
    @WittyBittyAnimeEdits 5 лет назад +1

    "Because you didn't read the terms and conditions before you clicked *accept*. Whoops."

  • @brian576
    @brian576 5 лет назад +2

    I'm fine Trevor; I'm still here.

  • @MagaBeorch
    @MagaBeorch 5 лет назад +1

    Something is so wrong Trevor! Those apple jokes were hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @sedayeguitar
    @sedayeguitar 5 лет назад +60

    We complain, but we'll be bored when he's impeached.

    • @johnsu6490
      @johnsu6490 5 лет назад +29

      I like boring.
      Make Boring Great Again! 2020

    • @scaderemade
      @scaderemade 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah but its the kinda bored Army dudes get after coming back from being in action... Yeah there's no adrenalin kick but the worlds not about to come to an end either

    • @elvinaann5327
      @elvinaann5327 5 лет назад +1

      @@johnsu6490 yaaas

    • @elvinaann5327
      @elvinaann5327 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah but its not the job of a president to be entertaining...we have movie stars for that job....

    • @-nazhifah
      @-nazhifah 5 лет назад +7

      i think its better to have things boring than to have the worldwide chaos at its stake in every second

  • @mochalatae7186
    @mochalatae7186 5 лет назад +2

    Pikabooed off stage was epic 😂😂😂 I'm wheezing

  • @canadmexi
    @canadmexi 5 лет назад

    2:27
    "It's like negotiating with Jello, it's next to impossible."
    IT IS IMPOSSIBLE! NOT "NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE" OR "CLOSE TO IMPOSSIBLE", IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE!

  • @MyUniqueVibe
    @MyUniqueVibe 5 лет назад +13

    So many paid streaming services - and here I am on my pirate ship, hewhewhewh.

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 5 лет назад

      Oooooooooorrrrrrr you're just a poor loser living in his mums basement.

  • @citizenVader
    @citizenVader 5 лет назад +7

    The trumpsterfire burning out of control..

  • @Chillaxingpics
    @Chillaxingpics 5 лет назад

    A twitter typhoon 😂🤣🤣 just watching from kenya

  • @pancon9947
    @pancon9947 5 лет назад +52

    Would you do a segment on the Christchurch terrorist attack please

    • @nassima5632
      @nassima5632 5 лет назад +14

      Hopefully smth is coming up.. he did between the scenes on the subject.

    • @aaroncarson1770
      @aaroncarson1770 5 лет назад +2

      Yes please. Although not comedy by any stretch.

    • @nerobruno
      @nerobruno 5 лет назад +1

      Check comedy central US channel

    • @FraserSouris
      @FraserSouris 5 лет назад +2

      Smileyrie James
      He’s covered tragedies Before

    • @bbhfjdy9175
      @bbhfjdy9175 5 лет назад +1

      Then he would have to one about the Nelathland that also had terrorist attack yesterday (37 yr old turkish migrant)

  • @rickypoon6406
    @rickypoon6406 5 лет назад +11

    Be a man
    With all the force of a Tweet typhoon

  • @elainelblais3201
    @elainelblais3201 5 лет назад +4

    A joke is funny until it gets elected.

  • @MrRishdog
    @MrRishdog 5 лет назад +7

    Will Apples streaming channel be overpriced rip off from current streaming channels?

  • @MD-hm2oq
    @MD-hm2oq 5 лет назад +1

    Twitter should be re named... Trumptter📯.....😼😹😹😹

  • @juantubey
    @juantubey 5 лет назад

    Twitter typhoon got me. Lol!

  • @louisedumais6496
    @louisedumais6496 5 лет назад +1

    just read your book, great story

  • @bensenzo
    @bensenzo 5 лет назад +1

    I've noticed Trump hardly goes after The Daily Show. Or Trevor, for that matter.

  • @Lincoln.Osiris
    @Lincoln.Osiris 5 лет назад

    anyone else notice Born to be Wild playing at 0:35 ?

  • @ronaldhereford3675
    @ronaldhereford3675 5 лет назад

    The Storm is here and it ain’t Daniels! The schiff is about the hit the fan!

  • @brighteyedbat6192
    @brighteyedbat6192 5 лет назад

    Well, to be honest though, I did laugh at Schumer's parable there. :D

  • @VandalAudi
    @VandalAudi 5 лет назад +6

    There are Russian comedy show,.....although theirs are dark,...i mean jet black comedy that might confuse you, am I supposed to laugh nervously or just be silently traumatized.

  • @ShivaKrishnan
    @ShivaKrishnan 5 лет назад +1

    "Trump doesn't drink"....that's the problem!

  • @happyme9010
    @happyme9010 5 лет назад

    Get it together Brian!!!

  • @ruchirjain1163
    @ruchirjain1163 5 лет назад +2

    Pika-boo-ed off the stage😂

  • @jennarose60monroe51
    @jennarose60monroe51 5 лет назад +1

    Actually, believe it or not, there are RUSSIAN Trump impersonators in THEIR comedy shows!

  • @BradGryphonn
    @BradGryphonn 5 лет назад +1

    His doctor gave him too many 'vitamins'

  • @scaderemade
    @scaderemade 5 лет назад

    Been watching a lot of stuff on Jacob Wohl... would love to see Trevor interview him... comedy gold

  • @IamARobot7
    @IamARobot7 5 лет назад +1

    Actually there is one really funny rusiian talk show Trevor. My mom laughs every time :)

  • @brianhutchinson5299
    @brianhutchinson5299 5 лет назад +1

    Cam down Trevor I'm still here.

  • @nmkone2207
    @nmkone2207 5 лет назад +1

    I think he knows something is up with Mueller's report

  • @catalinasanchez5098
    @catalinasanchez5098 5 лет назад +1

    Pretty soon he’ll be wearing a straight jacket.

  • @marleiserashford396
    @marleiserashford396 5 лет назад +2

    U too funny Trevor.

  • @evaflandrak4273
    @evaflandrak4273 5 лет назад +1

    50 tweets......Maybe because of the rising moon...... some people get really nasty around that time of the month......

  • @wanjirukiarie4603
    @wanjirukiarie4603 5 лет назад

    If he threatened SNL, the daily show should be watchful...

  • @Fizord89
    @Fizord89 5 лет назад

    I've always despised Apple for overblowing their products and prices. Imagine them doing the same for streaming services... they would squeeze every penny from you JUST BECAUSE they can.

  • @leetraviusmckay314
    @leetraviusmckay314 5 лет назад +2

    Twitter CEO needs to take his account away 😂😂😂

    • @shererid
      @shererid 5 лет назад +1

      Trump is the best thing that happened to Twitter...

    • @utha2665
      @utha2665 5 лет назад

      O God, that would be hilarious, #DeleteTrumpsTwitterAccount

  • @koreathaimassage122
    @koreathaimassage122 5 лет назад +2

    Apple streaming services is good. HBO is now corrupt

  • @theangryfinger5795
    @theangryfinger5795 5 лет назад +1

    What a jigglypuff piece. I ekans believe you've done this.

  • @herb_a_day
    @herb_a_day 5 лет назад

    I think Trump was dropped in a whisky barrel as a baby....he doesn't need st.Patrick's day :D

  • @wulfsaga2
    @wulfsaga2 5 лет назад +1

    It must be frustrating to be the most powerfull people in the world but powerless at the same time...

  • @markferrari8955
    @markferrari8955 5 лет назад +2

    He has normalised crazy

  • @lonelyzombie3128
    @lonelyzombie3128 5 лет назад

    Did someone give the president a red bull?

  • @BeGlamourlicious
    @BeGlamourlicious 5 лет назад

    Do you remember when there was a president who didn’t tweet.... ahhh simpler times, simpler times...

  • @SuigaRou
    @SuigaRou 5 лет назад

    Wait, are we not going to mention those approval ratings that he said he had at the bottom of that tweet? That can't be right..... right?

  • @azeen6821
    @azeen6821 5 лет назад +1

    The Daily show always says a few words about most terror attacks that happen... so are they gonna say anything about Christchurch?!

    • @Min-e5
      @Min-e5 5 лет назад

      They did

  • @shakshisharma8226
    @shakshisharma8226 5 лет назад

    Whoops.....I really don't read term and conditions 😆
    No one does 🤣

  • @christopher13006
    @christopher13006 5 лет назад

    Just because he claims he doesn't drink doesn't mean he never enjoys a nice cozy evening by the fire with his favorite glass pipe.

  • @kaksikymmenta3
    @kaksikymmenta3 5 лет назад

    Peculiarities of the National Hunt and it's sequels are fun... But those are movies.

  • @KingPhoenix63
    @KingPhoenix63 5 лет назад

    You forgot me, trevor. I am one of your 5 viewers 😂😂

  • @Alex__Al
    @Alex__Al 5 лет назад +1

    Love him or loathe him, he is the King of Twitter 😁

  • @blackdoge5754
    @blackdoge5754 5 лет назад

    ughhh you made me listen to that pokemon joke again ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @chenrayen
    @chenrayen 5 лет назад

    I predict in the future....we’ll be buying bundles of subscription streaming services

  • @UzayrKader
    @UzayrKader 5 лет назад

    He's lashing out because he knows he's about to get caught by Mueller

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +4

    I thought the RT network was Russian Comedy. Hm.

  • @bahaadeenal-ees1488
    @bahaadeenal-ees1488 5 лет назад +3

    He confused the world for wwe

  • @nerobruno
    @nerobruno 5 лет назад

    Waiting for the UNTERGANG subtitling of all the Twitter Tirades.

  • @aon10003
    @aon10003 5 лет назад

    You dont hate spitting on Trump. That is the only reason you have the show.

  • @hexzinggaming5040
    @hexzinggaming5040 5 лет назад +1

    Walls closing in he just going off on one.

  • @bailodescalza
    @bailodescalza 5 лет назад

    Not just a rerun, it was a Christmas SNL episode!!! Unbe-freaking-lievable

    • @hughjarrse
      @hughjarrse 5 лет назад +1

      "Unbe-freaking-lievable"
      tmesis :o)

  • @kennymartin5976
    @kennymartin5976 5 лет назад

    Apple now? Great, more fracturing of the market.

  • @fabiomendoza578
    @fabiomendoza578 5 лет назад

    Oh come on! Don't give ideas to Apple... Soon enough we all be seeing our nudes on that reality TV show.

  • @blackmantis3130
    @blackmantis3130 5 лет назад

    That Nancy pelosi laugh 😁😁

  • @andrewszombie
    @andrewszombie 5 лет назад +3

    Leave Hillary alone.

  • @GanjaGamerGG
    @GanjaGamerGG 5 лет назад

    trevor why you haven't done a show on new Zealand attack sad

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 5 лет назад

    Ooof. I thought I had a hard time landing jokes. Jeez, dems.

  • @thekaiser4333
    @thekaiser4333 5 лет назад

    Tim Apple is at it again...

  • @tawakaltoseni6095
    @tawakaltoseni6095 5 лет назад

    Trevor does Trump's voice better than Trump. Trump can try, I'll wait😏

  • @deterlanglytone
    @deterlanglytone 5 лет назад

    HE KNOWS THAT I'M WATCHING!

  • @heartp7463
    @heartp7463 5 лет назад

    Hillary's joke got me sad.

  • @delisiastore6626
    @delisiastore6626 5 лет назад

    This guy does not sleep or someone is writing them for him

  • @Boltazzes
    @Boltazzes 5 лет назад

    trump watches SNL and late night shows

  • @yorkerold
    @yorkerold 5 лет назад +1

    Trump gets more butthurt than Kim Jong Un. Must get rid of this dictator soon.

  • @boblatrimouche3943
    @boblatrimouche3943 5 лет назад

    Trump getting imitated by a black dude. Donald must love that lol

  • @christianhenry5241
    @christianhenry5241 5 лет назад

    Seems that today he is very "presidential", not tweeting (not yet) .... but playing golf.

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 5 лет назад

    Considering it’d take a semi-litterate person like Trump 10 to 12 minutes to write those tweets, my conservative estimate of the time he’s spent doing it is somewhere between 8 hours and 20 minutes and 10 hours.

  • @tesseractahedron
    @tesseractahedron 5 лет назад

    Russian Comedy show that I can name off the top of my head (Stephen Colbert was on it and also excuse my spelling of the name if it is wrong): Evening Urgant

  • @gravelbags2479
    @gravelbags2479 5 лет назад

    I'm all for an apple TV platform as long as they do it in a way that I don't have to pay the BBC a tv license fee anymore, I pay all this money to BBC a year and literally watch 2 shows off it, I'd gladly stop watching BBC if I didn't have to pay for it anymore

  • @ruddiko
    @ruddiko 5 лет назад

    well...but if you don't drink and snore aderall accompanying your dementia, you are kinda on a worse place, aren't you?

  • @yaelB9467
    @yaelB9467 5 лет назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂

  • @mittao86
    @mittao86 5 лет назад

    I am Brian, any other Brian?

  • @tabithatabitha5393
    @tabithatabitha5393 5 лет назад

    Typhoon of tweets Trevor is concerned so are his friends. Anyway politicians have a lot of stress that's why they lash out I think they need therapy.

  • @VictoriaYavorskaya
    @VictoriaYavorskaya 5 лет назад

    Trevor! No! I’m Russian and we’ve got comedy shows, many of them, they’re just in Russian come on 😂 don’t joke with Russians about their sense of humor 😂😂😂