@zykeeJohnson-vg9ey bro, it's literally one point away from 100 which is perfect, it's an amazing score. But the joke is that that one point separates him from recognition
And let me tell you something, I don't get where this guy gets his information on white people but no way in hell my white ass got allowance or money EVER. If I got bad grades I got grounded, if I whined I got the belt on my behind or soap in my mouth. Not one of my white friends dared to talk back at their parents especially fathers 😂
I don’t care what kinda power fantasy you got the odds just ain’t in African favor seriously we are talking 20,000-1 talented tenth can’t take on a talented 25 percent.
I remember in Secondary School when my girlfriend's mum asked her about her position in the class,the girl came 5th out of 45 students....The mum called her all sorts of name from Ozu nwuru anwu to ewu gboko... I was like God have mercy o!
@@JohnCohenEwaoche Wow, Mr. John Cohen, you're here I'm a subscriber and also a member of DLBC from AKS, Nigeria I love your song Trinity. You're the last I expected to see in a comment section 😂😂
Funny thing about my mixed situation is the white one is harsh and grades and the brown says” just listen and you’ll learn from the world my son school is just a small drop of your education”
We had a test yesterday in Nigeria the highest score the lectures is giving is 25 because no one is perfect so when we go to America where perfect score can be given why would you get anything lower
My parents straight up told me around middle school that they were giving up on me and focusing on my siblings. I didn't hear a peep about my grades from then on 💀
My pastor is from Zimbabwe, can confirm the one time his daughter wasn't top of the class he had to make a sermon about it letting US know the next time would be a eulogy We laughed, funny people, love Rastmas very funny man
Thsi guy is so underrateddd he literally has the most creative roasts and always makes me laugh. No matter how many subs you have, keep going!! You genuinely make people (and me) smile.❤
Asian parents: Physical Pain
African parents: Mental Anguish
Don't worry, the Africans parents will best you too 😂
African parents are both actually 😭😭😭
Lol...nobody tell him😂
@@AMAAT3RASUAsian parents are also both 😭😭😭
Indian parents: BOTH
"Extract yourself of this room before i cremate you" LMFAO 💀💀
Germans in poland in 1940s be like
@@hamoodkorwinhabibike9359naah. You didnt just say that😂
Man really made the Asian stereotype African that's crazy bro you already had black 🧒🏿🧒🏿
@@hamoodkorwinhabibike9359bro 💀
Like I'm black and this
Is accurate wtf💀💀💀💀💀
"you condemned commoner" I'm dead 💀
Same here bro I’m crying
I'm so confused, I'm white, and I get the African treatment from my parents I guess...
lol 😂
The mountains of Caucasus have disowbed you. Welcome, brother. @@coreyblackman6079
Actually a FOUL insult
“Today my enemies have succeeded” The Ultimate African Line
“Today my enemies have succeeded” 💀
Sounds like the father personal problem
This is actually a real thing that Africans say. It's a metal line tbh
499th like
@@toitalofficial”_____ is so metal bro!!!!” Whatever it is, no it isn’t, and it never will be
@@toitalofficialgoes hard asf
“You are not the thinker, just give me the results”💀😂
😂
:(
@@_the.thinker_:(
@@大砲はピュ:(
@@_the.thinker_ :(
“Will you stop meandering about, you are not the thinker” cracked me 😂
Lmao😭💀
Lol
you watched the video too!?
The accent 😭
@@KayJayRobIoxyeah I did
“EXTRACT yourself from my view IMMEDIATELY!” this is gunna be my new “you’re DISMISSED!” 🤣🤣🤣
Also add "before I cremate you"
“Why are you just allergic to success” 💀
💀
Alhaitham pfp I simp for him 🤫🧏♂️
The alheithem pfp somehow made this even funnier 😂😂
Fr lol
Omg 2.8k likes in a day lol
"Why are you allergic to success" 😂
"Condemned commoner" 😂😂😂
"Today our enemy have succeeded"
ISNT A 99 good
@zykeeJohnson-vg9ey bro, it's literally one point away from 100 which is perfect, it's an amazing score. But the joke is that that one point separates him from recognition
@@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135 ah thx for telling me😃
“Why are you just allergic to success😔” i can feel bro's pain
I can too 😢
@@giyutomioka8563damn
Im just asking why does this comment have 2.9k likes but 1 comment?
So can 8😢
@@vibremaster239 poor 8
"Wh-wh-why are you just allergic to success???" The stutter had me dyingggg😂😭😂😭
The "You're just allergic to success" got me 😂😂😂
hits harder than asian parents
Poetic way of insulting 😂
That is just my brother.
I ask myself that every time
same
“My enemies have succeeded” has gotta be a running gag in the African Parent Community
Especially if they talk about their village people
And let me tell you something, I don't get where this guy gets his information on white people but no way in hell my white ass got allowance or money EVER. If I got bad grades I got grounded, if I whined I got the belt on my behind or soap in my mouth. Not one of my white friends dared to talk back at their parents especially fathers 😂
@@nigeriancountryballThis guy gets it 😂
I swear African parents have the most creative insults
Fr
Apparent poets too.
there's at least 500-1000 🤬word in Arabic 😂
You say a word back and you are on the grill lol
It’s just how many African languages translate into English.
"Extract yourself from my room immediately before I cremate you" is crazy 💀 ☠️
"EXTRACT YOURSELF" extracted all my laughter out of me
I was checking to see if the Yeezy slides were legit
COTTENEYEJOEEE
I agree. You could say it gave me a dubious chuckle.
Asian parents vs African parents gonna be the fight of the century
Shi boutta go down
The casualties will be high with this one
I don’t care what kinda power fantasy you got the odds just ain’t in African favor seriously we are talking 20,000-1 talented tenth can’t take on a talented 25 percent.
@virtueofabsolution7641 verbal and physical abuse wise, asian parents cannot stack up.
african will win trust me i know how they bat people
"Today my enemies have succeeded" hits harder than the flying chappal😢
My brain's autocorrect: "Flying chapel!"
@Desiishaanyour name is desi ishaan and you dont know what the chappal is 😢😢 this hurts more than the chappal
@Desiishaan the brother does not know the flying chappal yet his name is desishaan, is the brother just using the word desi as a pawn?
IMAM! AMEEN@@pip_SMM
"You know the drill" 😭😭💀💀
Lol
"Your ancestors are disappointed"😭😭😭
😅
Imagine Your Ancestors Seeing You Corny For A Chicken
Furries And Zoo: 😅💀
Bro wait I thought apes couldn’t talk though? 🤔🤔
BRO ONG THIS WAS FUNNY ASF
Yo😂😂😂
Those trophies lookin delicious
😂😂
Should’ve added me and my mom when I get a bad grade
(I’m Asian)
"Today, my enemies have succeeded." I would actually cry
As an African that insult sounds basic 😂
@@purplequeen4891are african parents like that?
Bro that’s just a basic insult 😭🙏🏿
@@StewieWhite Yes 😭😭 i got berated one time for leaving a SINGLE wrapper on the couch 😭😭😭
@@biggestoof must have been tough
"Three second head start" is intense!
"Everyone else's students are Ceo's of Google, Twitter and Apple at the same time" 💀
damn bro that was definitely in the video
All you put was a skull emoji great job 😀👍
Like-whoring
Spread your legs
All y'all got no parents bro omg, ain't no one care about the comment y'all just wanna make a big deal out of it.
“You are not the thinker” absolutely sent me 💀
same bro
The African part is always the funniest 😂
Yes, because that’s the punchline.
I swear
thats the point
That Nigeria for u😂😂
Asian: you got a 100? Wtf why isn't it a 110
The dramatic expressions by the African parents are just chef's kiss 😂😂
" you condemned commoner" is wild, i swear the words african parents use most of the times hurt even more than getting whooped by a belt 💀💀💀
It's exaggerated but still toxic 😂
You can't even imagine the extant 😂😂😂😂
I remember in Secondary School when my girlfriend's mum asked her about her position in the class,the girl came 5th out of 45 students....The mum called her all sorts of name from Ozu nwuru anwu to ewu gboko... I was like God have mercy o!
@@ChidiebereOnwuka-nh3eb as in just listening to them get creative with insults just be leaving me feeling speechless 😶
@AfroKratzz swears,that's why no matter the country I'm in,verbal abuse don't do any harm to me....
"Where'd the last 1% go? You managed to get 99 but couldn't get the 1??" 😭
My mom when i get less then 70: 💀
My mom when I get 70-89: good job
My mom when I get 90-99: WHY NOT 100?!?!?!?
@@Dr._Bo my mom when I got 92%: You are no daughter of mine
@@emmarina3525 damn, I feel you sister😭
@@Dr._Boit’s a guy
@@churchofGod123 really? Tho I see 'emma' in the name?
literally every african parent: my enemies have succeeded
😭😭
That’s just easy mode Asian💀
Fr bro 😭
there is no such thing as easy mode on abusive households tbh
@@Scope34 it's not abusive, it's just how we r raised.
@@alexv1a i mean... that sounds kinda cope as someone whos gone through the same and worse.
"Why are you so allergic to success" 💀
3 second head start is crazy 💀
Fr
ong
I got the 0 sec one
@@_Hampter fr
@@aquaphoenix200 I got -0 second head start
"Why are you allergic to success? You condemned commoner." Bars.
bro didn’t get one reply 💀
@@hankhank-g5w I got you 👁🫦👁
@@hankhank-g5w I missed the part where that was a big deal
@@hankhank-g5w shut up
@@ogi6694Bro thinks he's me 😂💀
"I got a 99/100 in my exam"
African parents: "What happened to the remaining 1 mark? You're mates that are getting 100/100, do they have two heads?"
Real
Real
Fr
So real
Are you my brother 😂😂😂
the last one is mad legit ngl
"My enemies have succeeded" is very common in Nigeria 😂😂.
And in southAfrica
And Ghana
Ikr
I like your name
@@olukayodeniranoluwa4748 Thanks. All credits to my parents,especially my father ❤️.
Africans making Shakespeare cry when they speak😂
"Condemed Commoner" Killed me 💀
Edit: my notifications 💀
Why do people have the need to say that lmao
@@picapica8266fax
Here's a cool trick: If you stop editing to comment on the like amount, you'll get even more of them.
We dont care about how many likes u got stfu
@@powrof3 bro fr like what's the point of editing it in, it's so cringe
The imam music makes it 10 times funnier🤣🤣🤣
What's the name of Nasheed?
"extract yourself from this room before I cremate you!" Thy must admit,this humurous statement gave me a euphoric little chuckle!
"Three second head start" I am dying💀💀💀
"3 second head start" 😂😂😂😂
That last insult was so friggin REGAL lol
"My enemies have succeeded" would break me 😢
“CEO of Google, Apple, & Twitter at the same time” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought about that for a moment, like how's that even possible? 😅😅
Elon musk moment
Almost certain that would be illegal
Worst is that they genuinely thing shit is like that, that they know everything
@@JustTheFacts45it would be against company policy so yeah you’re right lol
"Extract yourself before i cremate you" got me rofl 💀
bro the slipper throw was so hard it knocked hi out from all the way there
"before i cremate you" is wild 💀
"Extract yourself from this room immediately before I cremate you" 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰️⚰️
Shit not that funny
@@Ytekai_bro came from frown town
@@biggie_evits a r/playboicarti meme
@@Ytekai_ bro must be white irl💀💀
“My enemies have succeeded” is js a classic Fr 😭😭
That headstart was crazy 😂😂
Asian:
"Mom, i got the result"
*"Skip to the Math one"*
Accurate 👍
Good job 👏👏👏👏👏
dude most browns are asian like me
@@DanishAhmadFNI think they all are
@@DanishAhmadFNusually its southeast asian cuz im brown and bengali
@@galaxium4540 im brown and indian from mumbai
African parents wants us to match our grades with the letter A of Africa 😂😂😂😂
This comment is so underrated
@@JohnCohenEwaoche it is but it is true
nah its A** or you wont be Alive anymore.
@@JohnCohenEwaoche Wow, Mr. John Cohen, you're here
I'm a subscriber and also a member of DLBC from AKS, Nigeria
I love your song Trinity. You're the last I expected to see in a comment section 😂😂
Same with Asia
You should see how Asian parents act when you aren’t a doctor yet😂
"Before i cremate you" 😭🙏🙏
African parents get so poetic and creative when mad 😭
The "three second head start ready 3 2 1 go" got me dying💀
"before i cremate you" nah bro im more than dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
67 likes and no comments 💀💀💀💀 I'm so dead that I ain't dead💀💀💀💀💀💀
@just_man209😂😂😂😂
"why are you allergic to success?" Is what my parents tell me everyday
“You condemned commoner”💀
“Today my enemies have succeeded”💀💀
"before I cremate you" had me dying 😂
"Why are you allergic to success you condemned commoner"💀💀💀
thanks for repeating what was in the video
@@B0unce_67your welcome? I was just saying that was the part that made me laugh so dont come at me with that passive aggressive B.S and live a little
Funny thing about my mixed situation is the white one is harsh and grades and the brown says” just listen and you’ll learn from the world my son school is just a small drop of your education”
"why are you allergic to success you condemned commoner?" is so wild
"you are not the thinker" LMAO
“YOU CAN GET A 3 SECOND HEAD START”💀
My mom is African and she said sometimes even if she got an 100 her teachers would lower it to a 99 because “nobody’s perfect” 😭
I can relate to that😅😅😅
We had a test yesterday in Nigeria the highest score the lectures is giving is 25 because no one is perfect so when we go to America where perfect score can be given why would you get anything lower
That chancla throw was on point 💀
My parents straight up told me around middle school that they were giving up on me and focusing on my siblings. I didn't hear a peep about my grades from then on 💀
As in 😢
Omg
Damn bro, how bad were your grades 😂
Just why
Damn. I don't have the full context but your parents sound like shit
bro the African insults are always so detailed💀💀😭😭😭
My pastor is from Zimbabwe, can confirm the one time his daughter wasn't top of the class he had to make a sermon about it letting US know the next time would be a eulogy
We laughed, funny people, love Rastmas very funny man
Asian parents : U failure, why do I even have u as my kid??
Don't ask. It's just my experience 😓
womp womp
same lol
womp womp
@MrEthnics_Cleansingif I tried I’d be dead before finishing that sentence
@MrEthnics_Cleansing How many lives are you trying to end here? 😂😂😂
Edit: Lmao I didn't even realize your name till now. Ig it matches up tho
As a White, I can confirm I do not have an allowance
Same bro
If I made a C I wouldn’t be able to make this comment because I would be dead
I’m white as linens and my mom was closest to that last one to be honest. Getting away was the biggest relief
I’m white and if I get a bad grade my parents will be.. They’ll be merciless.. this is still funny tho
Plus at my school ik damn well that most of the African people at my school have terrible grades, not racism btw, literally a statistic.
“Before i crimate you” Jo bro, that wasn’t in the script💀
My younger brother asked
"How do you cremate ash"
💀💀
He’s hella underrated he make me laugh so hard with the African one😂
"why are you so allergic to success???"😂😂😂😂
“you condemned commoner” took me OUT 😂😂😂😂😂
“Meandering” IM DEAD
"extract yourself from my room immediately before I cremate you" Is wild 💀💀💀💀
"Why are you allergic to success?" damn bro that would hurt anyone 😔😔😔 edit: Woah 102 likes???
As an African i see nothing wrong with this situation
@@biggestoof I guess that makes sense since I'm from a different country
@@Mr_Skilly agreed
Also Africa isn't singular country
GODDAMN 203 LIKES ALREADY?!?!
Asian:
Hey dad, i got a 100 in math
Ah, you could have gotten a 101
extra credit
"Ok beta you know the drill let's go."
I felt that 😭
"Everybody else's student is ceo of google twitter and apple at the same time" 😭💀💀
No the brown one is so relatable 😭
WE GETTING EMOTIONAL DAMAGE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Today my enemies have succeeded” 🤣🤣
Thsi guy is so underrateddd he literally has the most creative roasts and always makes me laugh. No matter how many subs you have, keep going!! You genuinely make people (and me) smile.❤
THE ACCENT NEVER FAILS😭💀
"Before i cremate you" 😭😭💀
Edit : i forgot this comment exist but how 700+ like
Savage as hell 💀
That look at the end says alot 😂😂😂
“Allergic to success” i’m definitely putting that in my bio 😭
3 second head start had me rolling
"allergic to success" is a wild statement, LMAO
the second headstart got me😂😂😂
I'm white and my parents are like a brown and African mix when it comes to grades and punishment
Same
same
The white sterotype is literally just for spoiled kids
Same
I think by white, they meant american
African/Asian for the last one, I can see an Asian parent getting mad at a 99% LOL
Nah "today my enemies have succeeded" is mad bruv 💀
I'm 100% convinced the origin of my smartness is my subconscious fear of my dad
real talk