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But im allergic to ice cubes...
Donyea Mosley substitute it for protein
Crysma Roberts genius
Donyea Mosley So you're allergic to water, too?
SirHelixFossil he's allergic to ice cubes not water
Donyea Mosley then add more protein to replace The ice cubes
I think you forgot the protein bro.
I noticed that as well.
If you look closely at 1:27, he adds a little, hard to see tho.
Minecraft Maniacs good job i fell for that
Dare Hinton he put the protein in but he forgot the protien
Canned Bread Smh
For anyone who's curious, here's what the macros of that shake actually look like:
Calories: 1,935
Carbohydrates: 129 g
Fat: 53 g
Protein: 252 g
That's probably because you forgot to add some protein.
not enough protein
Holy shit that shake could kill someone 😂
a bulking life-hack
@@noahborkowski6381 yeah there’s not enough protein
"Man what a great video i sure hope people don't freeboot it and take 105,000 dollars from him"
they didn't take 100k from him, that is an estimate of RUclips revenue and would probably be in the hundreds on TikTok
@@imorvit You're right, revenue estimators for youtube overestimate by a lot, so he probably would have made like 4 figures at most.
_Counterpoint:_ They stole his shit, and now he is making zero figures from those views.
It's okay, that's pretty much equivalent to about £120.
@@TooTsaka more like around 100,000 euro
Do not add protein then
You can see the physical pain on Jack's face when he takes a sip...Probably because he didn't add enough protein.
Exactly
Oh yes. He forgot the protein.
I will ruin your 600 likes
900th liek
The banana probably expired. Or it wasn't covered in protein. It probably needed more protein.
What is with this man?! There was hardly any protein in there. It's called a protein shake.
protien
IKR
Spicy Mustard exactly i’m disappointed
*my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.*
this video alone is still better than all of sniperwolf
When I saw this circulate in social media, I thought it was an edit from an actual recipe video but he’s really just adding more protein 😂
Same!
Uh jack....This is really awkward, but I think you forgot to add protein to the shake :/
i was thinking the exact same thing, just dont forget to add the remaining protein
and the protein.
+around Annebel No, you're supposed to add the protein after that. Then you add the protein.
remember kids:
protein.
+Black Screen but did you also add proteine?
I respect the way he does it, but I like to replace the banana with some protein.
yeah, i know
it kind of makes it taste better
Also turn the banana into protein
@@urmom-zh6zs if you don't add it why would you turn it into protein
@@bleh1569 uhh also remove milk and add proteine
I prefer to replace the almond milk with protein.
This has no right to make me giggle as much as it did.
Yeah because it was missing some protein
@@PLAYLUXE
1 cup.of .....protein
@@PLAYLUXE🤣🤣🤣 good one
Why does this sketch has more views on TikTok than on RUclips? It fascinates me in a negative way.
This video got into my feed for some reason...
Because people stole it. Simple.
@@GumSkyloard Man. Screw TikTok. I'll never install it and I'll never use it.
@@MarChannels Good choice.
kid@@MarChannels
protein shake, but every time he says "protein" it speeds up
TheApoke I'm on it
Briar Rose IM WORKIN ON IT FAM ITLL BE ON MY CHANNEL DEERVAHKIIN WHEN IM DONE
Sarel Krieg I'm subbing you just for that XD
I'm working on it, it'll be on this channel when I'm done. (Alo yes I'm Sarel Krieg)
Subbed so I can see it!
Protein shake but every time he says protein add some protein
Protein shake but every time he says protein add some protein after you add some protein with a dab of protein
Breannosis then add some protein
somebody some how missed the top comment.... hmm
Fahd El khamlichi everytime he says protein it gets a little faster
Woop Woop HELP
Shits been 5 years old and still doesn't get old this is indeed a old but gold moment
It'd be better with protein
your gold moment is eating your house with a side of protein
I think sssniperwolf went to his house just to get a nice protein shake
unfortunately, jack didnt add enough protein so she was very upset and let the general public know
...a little too much information
Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time Jack says "protein".
Welp, time to say goodbye to my liver.
Gen Nash take a shot of protein
Take a shot OF PROTEIN.
do you want me dead or something
stop taking jokes too seriously
My arm fell off... but I think it's because I forgot the protein with a touch of protein
Man, I don't like liking people's comments for their username, but.......
I'm sorry man... this seems to be a problem, maybe you should..... add some protein?
Bad day?
M'armless.
Chwaftka M'protein
watching this video everyday until he gets to 62m views. Jack deserves that 100k baby.
To make more progress make 10 RUclips accounts and watch the video once every 5 hours
My favorite video freebooted everywhere else
Say hello to your new kidney stone
Prickly Cucumbers say hello to the same comment commented 1 hour ago
Prickly Cucumbers lol exposed
At least it isn't a "MOAR PROTEEN" joke.
barthvader95 I don't know if I've seen a 'MOAR PROTEIN' joke. But there have been some 'more protein' ones.
coco I honestly had no idea you commented that. Sorry if it seemed like I stole your joke.
I don't like bananas can I substitute some protein?
Kalito do what you want you are a free person
Except break the law
Kalito As long as you don't forget the protein.
Kalito To substitute the banana you first, add some protein then maybe add a few strawberries but right after you add some protein.
+DJ3CON Oh, you seemed to have misspelled protein. You said 'strawberries'. Oh well, we all make mistakes
Shure!
A RUclipsr drank 27 liters of Protein. This is what happened to his stomach.
☝ presenting to the emergency room
ig he didnt add enough protein
Should have added some protein
Bro's gonna needs this for when sssniperwolf comes back for round 2
I accidentally added too much protein, do I add more protein to cancel out the additional protein?
Add anti-tein because adding a negative is the same as taking away.
And that kids, is why you learn maths
"That won't work. Grab half a banana, dip it in protein, dip it in more protein, and then, and only then, add more protein and put it in the mix to cancel out the protein."
HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR CLOD all u have to do is protein the protein so it can be protein
yeah but then after that add protein
wait when do you add protein
You add it at:
0:12
0:18
0:21
0:25
0:28
0:33
0:35
0:37
0:40
0:46
0:51
0:54
1:04
Derek Bryceson thx
the dead meme if you have to ask, it's already too late
the dead meme forever
just after you have added your half cup of protein
Legends say he’s still “adding protein” to this day
Wow! I love this video owned by Jacksfilms!! I love giving content creators my views so they can make a living out of the content they make!!!
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
"Oh my god I forgot to add the protein"
I legit watched that vid in the link a minute before watching this xD
Potato Slayer *I know no one cares but I'm the 666th like*
Can't sleep for 5 more days
I care.......
*wakes up screaming with cold sweats knowing something is wrong* oh shit I forgot the protein!!
I feel like he's trying to tell me to add something.
Jackie Augug123_4 Add some more protein he said
Ngoc Cuong Nguyen Ah yes, but I think he wants us to add even more protein
Add almond milk
Jackie Augug123_4 Ah yeah!
Isak Hammarlund but first add protein
You know what would make this even better? A little Jason Derulo in the corner in potrait mode
But only if the same clip was used for a third of all his other videos
I make this shake everytime i get doxxed
Instructions unclear, went swimming with fish and found the meaning of life
What's the meaning of life?
+Shady Flames It is swimming with fish ^^
Hello, Jotaro.
ShortWhat Random is not funny
Daniel Egremy 258 people disagree
Wait, I'm confused, do you have to add protein or not?
No, no, no, no. You add protein, and then you add a banana dipped in protein.
No, You just add protein. Then you add some protein. Finally, what I personally do is add some protein.
Jimin?! You making protein shakes? :o If you don't have protein, you can use protein instead, but then you have to add more protein to make up for it.
Martins K. now after u add some protein shake well and then if i were you id add some protein wet it a little dip that protein in protein and add to your shake.
No, if you don't want to put any protein in the shake, you can just substitute some protein for the protein.
Needs more Jason Derulo.
Hahaha wow what a great video!
I sure hope that no one reposts this on their own account with a 'funny' tag like 'Bro this is so accurate' without crediting jacksfilms. Would be even worse if that video was monetised!
You know that feeling when you hear or say a word over and over until it doesn't sound like a word anymore?
Protein's starting to do that.
(Insert joke hear about how protein will help)
make sure to add some protein
Augustus I CALLED IT
IIRC it's called Jamais Vu, interesting little thing.
Sparky McMuffin and after that happens can you add some protin
If I accidentally added the protein before adding the protein, will it ruin the resulting shake?
Bogey nator not if you add the protein after
Thanks, should I re-add the protein and protein now in the order detailed by the guide or just continue on?
Bogey nator Just add more protein
Metron 65418 but you need to add 13g of -flour- protein
Bogey nator Yes, you need the protein before the protein not protein before the protein.
Bro made cement 💀
alchemy
Hey wow they made a RUclips video based off of that poplular tic tok
My favorite part is when he added protein.
llamajama123 my bad
You guys are wrong, he didn't add any protein
SHYZA No I said my favorite part is when he added protein
Well I mean he should have added more
Corbyn a
Do you need protein to make this??
"Once There Was An Ugly Squid, So I Said Hi To Him, the end." -Patrick Star yes, but you can use protein for a replacement
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nah, its not really essential
"Once There Was An Ugly Squid, So I Said Hi To Him, the end." -Patrick Star no, I believe it's just an optional ingredient.
"Once There Was An Ugly Squid, So I Said Hi To Him, the end." -Patrick Star. No. If you can't, you can just use some protein. But if that doesn't work, then just use protein.
Bro used too much protein (shaky cam)
jason derulo approved
Somebody, somewhere, actually made this shake because of this video
and they probably didn’t add enough protein
Yes.
Me. 2 years ago. Thick, heavy, and the texture of sand. I ate it with a spoon. Knew I should've added more protein.
I just did.
don't do it
@@dragonfli1023 You must've forgot the protein. I did too.
And then their kidneys shriveled up in despair
I'm not against young adults, I'm pro-teen
Kill me
Callie Jean -kills-
*sigh* dad jokes
Callie Jean ffs
Callie Jean god damn it
I can't believe this is Jack's best sketch bar none and he completely agrees with this sentiment!!!
cooking with dementia
True story: about 2 years ago, when I first found jack's channel, I tried making this shake. It was awful. I spent 10 minutes blending only for it to come out very dense, solid, and with the coarse texture of sand. I had to eat it with a god damn spoon! *A SPOON!* I figure the issue was that I forgot the protein.
Yeah, he forgot to mention this, but you need to add some protein
I’m sorry, but I’m legally obligated not to like since you’re at 69 likes
@@MrHam-sk3kr fuck
off.
That's the dumbest reason. I'm considering liking my own comment just to get it off of the funny number.
@@oomguy9423 Jesus Christ it’s a joke, now I don’t want to like it anymore
@@MrHam-sk3kr Sorry, just a personal issue involving my disdain for the number 69.
Jack, I thought this was a PROTEIN shake. So where's the protein? You didn't add any protein. I need my protein.
THE ITEM IS PROTEIN
RaymondZhao75Gaming Terraria, and More he was joking
If we add any more protein, the planet will turn inside out.
I'M the thousandststst liker!
Ultra Nerd he actually put the protein in there while you werent looking
Akihiko be like: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!
where's the jason derulo bgm?
Just about to have a drink
Alexander Add Protein
Pinguino del Rio yes
OMG THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT ON RUclips!!!!!
Pinguino del Rio genius
+mysterious mr orange what's on his right?
Pinguino del Rio OMG YES
now watch as this becomes the new forehead jokes of YIAY answers
Replicanoob xD
"How about more protein?" Is gonna be the new craze.
Replicanoob how about more protein sir
With some protein.
Replicanoob his forehead is bigger than the protein in a light switch
Need that protein to beat up your stalkers!
My favorite TikTok uploaded on RUclips and they made it longer?! A dream come true!
Will this work if you use protein instead of protein?
Nah, you should just stick with protein.
protien is unhealthy, protien is a more healthy substitute for protien.
You shouldn't use either. Use protein.
you idiot. protien is aw healthier then protien in literally every way
Tuaha K are you stupid? of course you use protein instead of protein, its very unhealthy if you use protein instead of protein, what I would recommend is using protein.
No protein for Walter. He's a very special boy.
Aidan Gallacher You know this!
Poor Walter.
Aidan Gallacher But can he at least eat protein?
"Use protein instead."
*is slowly dying of hilarity from protein jokes*
Aidan Gallacher you could of said shake man, then it is nsfw
what a great and funny video! i really hope it won't get stolen and reposted without giving credit years later!
Hey TikTokers, this is the Original.
Fffrrrrr
who else thought this was gonna be a sponcered video
another one
Doctor Comedy thought it was a ad for almond milk
Doctor Comedy me
Doctor Comedy me
I was about to like your comment but then I noticed how you spelled "sponsored" and my YGS self took over
does it work if I put protein in?
No, but it does work if you add some protein.
I smoke paint nah needs some protein, and just for some saftey add a half of a bananna
I smoke paint well, that depends, did you add protein?
Yes, but the best thing you can add is protein.
No, you just need some protein.
Bro looks like that Roblox handsome face in the thumbnail
I love how this video is still and will always be alive
Jesus thats an expensive joke
Connor Cooke add some protein, youll be fine then
Jose Arroyo Do you know how much the protein he is dumping in their like no tommorow costs?
he can counter the cost by adding more protein
Connor Cooke He only used 12 scoops of protein in the video, and probably less than that due to video editing magic. Protein powder isn't that expensive.
Yeah that was prolly a 40-60 dollar jar of protein
Recipe:
8 1/2 Cups Of Protein
1 Banana
2 Ice Cubes Dipped In Protein
1 Cup Of Almond Milk
After Blending:
3 Cups Of Protein
Y know what lets put the whole thing in there
No, its all wrong, needs more protein!
you forgot the extra protein
It wasn't half of a cup of protein, it was one half of protein.
For an extra garnish, dust the rim of the glass with protein
I love the bait and switch when he's about to add half of a banana
Did you know that this was made by Jackfilms? By the way, this was made by Jacksfilms. Did I mention that this was made by Jacksfilms?
"Blimey!" Said Ron, adding some protein.
Jub Jub want protein.
"Protein!" Said Protein, adding some protein.
"Protein?" asked Hermione... protein-addingly, adding some protein.
"Protein!" Proteined Protein while proteining some protein.
Natalie Leigh "Protein!" Protein protein, protein protein protein.
Protein doesn't sound like a word anymore
Semantic satiation
I get semantic satiation a lot now that I think of it
Also, I had to search that up. Thanks smart person, I learned shit ^-^
I know right, maybe you are missing some protein, yep, you could use more protein. Oh and add some protein on that protein aswel. Almost forgot, don't forget to add some more protein to that protein and to the protein you've added in the beginning. Oh and also add protein to that.
pro teens
oh thats cute
Legend says that his liver is still fighting this shake
Instructions unclear, I added some pro teens.
Also extra question, where do I hide blended bodies?
just add some protein
If you add a bit of protein than you will know where. :)
In your stomach silly
*You drink them coward*
*Don't turn down the extra protein!*
Protein will hide them good. Just add more protein.
Ingredients:
1 scoop protein
1 cup of almond milk
1 scoop protein
Whole banana
1 scoop protein
1 scoop protein
1/2 protein
1 scoop protein
protein covered ice cubes
1 scoop protein
1 scoop protein
blend
(add protein whilst blending)
pour into glass
1 scoop protein
whoops forgot to add 1 scoop protein
12 cups of protein
you forgot one glass of protein
Thanks man he was going to fast but i thought this was a protein shake 😤😤😤
You missed some protein
You forgot the 1 extra scoop before he drinks it
This comedy’s better than all of SSSniperwolf and reaction channels
Yeay, the ORIGINAL was recommended to me! nice. That's what I call achievements! :D
The pain in his voice when he says "I forgot the protein."
Omg there IS a pain his voice
Thing doesn’t taste very good!
Dirksen Argon not without the protein
It's called *protien pain*
He's upset because he forgot the protein
Ingredients:
-1 banana
-1l of almond milk
-12 tonnes of protein
Don’t forget the ice cubes! And some more protein
Dude! You forgot the protein!
Not enough protein, add some more
Then and only then, you add some protein.
don't forget the cubes of ic- protein
What a funny skit! I really hope it doesn’t get freebooted for free views!
And I hope nothing else bad happens to the original creator!
I really love the part where he added some protein.
Can I make this without protein?
Koren Kōhe yup
Koren Kōhe Yes but replace it with some protein
Koren Kōhe Yes. There's this non protein called protein.
Yeah, you can just use a protein supplement. Protein for example is a great one.
One of the underrated comments
this started off so normal and then it got weird and i was like "ah here we go thats better"
thats 100% a normal phrase i say this often
same
Beth Blvd I thought he was getting paid to say this at first
This is possibly the only comment that didn't get a reply mentioning protein
Fuck
"while you guys werent looking, i went back and added some Protein"
apparently back in time, cause he added the protein before it was blended lol
Can't believe such a person got doxed😭
Is "add some protein" the new "rub some bacon on it?"
CutesyWOOT yes. yes it is.
CutesyWOOT wow that's one of my favorite Rhett and Link songs
911, what is your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a bird house accidently
Do you have some protein?
protein?
Protein that's right
i have protein left over from my shake last night
add some protein to it
what
on your hand just do it, add some protein to it
that's all there is to it?
*nods*
what if i drop my phone?
add some protein to it
I encounter my clone
add some protein to it
i get mononucleosis
add some protein to it
my nude pics get posted...
add some, protein to it
add some, protein to it
add some, protein to it
yeah
My home gets foreclosed
add some protein to it
my cat explodes
add some protein to it
i wake up in a trunk
add some protein to it
my friend goes steampunk
add some protein to it
i meet real pirates
add some protein to it
there's an awkward silence
...
i say something unintentionally racist
add some protein to it
i'm an adult with braces
add some protein to it
i cant swim
add some protein to it
I'm visited by mr.tim
(hey boy)
add some. protein to it
add some. protein to it
add some. protein to it
yeah!
protein hotline, what's your problem?
what if i feed the trolls?
add some protein to it
im attacked by a narwhal
add some protein to it
the apocalypse started
add some protein to it
i think i might have sharted...
add some. protein to it
add some. protein to it
add some. protein to it
yeah!
(not sure on accuracy, did this out of memory)
Minecraft Maniacs dedication.
Minecraft Maniacs I love this comment so much
EW! That's disgusting. How could you POSSIBLY drink this without adding protein?
..by adding protein...
..., or half a protein ...
IAmTot
People
Rope
Octopuses
Through
Egypt
In
Nighttime
Real That Toku Guy you're a wise fella aren't you.
Protein
IAmTot boom bam bop bada bop boom pow
This is so funny, I'm going steal it
5 years later and I still forgot to add the protein 🤦 wish he made that step a bit clearer
Can I substitute the banana for protein
For every quarter of banana, add 820 cups of protien
yes, but add some protein
MishaAckles the pizza man and the milk
Yes, but you're going to HAVE to supplement your protein with protein. Otherwise, it'll come out all messed up.
MishaAckles the pizza man the banana has to be made of protein
I tried this and it was so gross i had to throw it away.
I knew i should have added more protein.
peAkTalkies z
you probably added too much protein, instead of protein try substituting for protein instead it's much better.
You did the wrong thing man protein doesn't go bad it turns into more protein this was one day ago check your garbage it may be full of protein
peAkTalkies needs more protine
peAkTalkies Protein lives matter xD
I made some modifications to this recipe, I hope you don't mind.
Instead of almond milk, I used protein
Instead of a banana, I used protein
Instead of half a protein, I used 2 proteins
Instead of ice, I used protein
And I added 5 extra scoops of protein.
it isnt a protein shake if you take out the almond milk
@@crazybug9597then use a protein shake great substitute
he be eatin
Bro be eatin all the protein in California
You see this big guy? it'd be eating ALL the protein
When you refresh at the right time.
Fujoshi Pocky Neko why do you want to kiss your sister?
Tsunayoshi Sawada ikr
Noah Gray Because it's a nice gesture
Max Bolt makes sense
You forgot the protein!
*HowToBasic wants to know your location*
howtoprotien
Y?
Howtobasic ft\ protien
Eggs are protein...
This adds literally nothing but, I was the 700th like
You can literally see the disappointment in his face when he realized he forgot to add some protein.
Wow... the "My Drunk Kitchen" reference sure brought back some memories...
4/10
"Need more protein"
~IGN
KnifingGame "more like 0/10, try again Jack" - IGN
7.8/10 Too much protein -IGN
KnifingGame
7.8/10, too much protein
Well this is embarrassing...
Coaltic I blame the protein
Didn't even add a protein bar. Weak.
Yes, but as a replacement, he used protein!
matt w if you look really really closely
he didn't
blah blah lmao
Pure protein only
I saw this on Instagram and had to find the original
Man I want this in shorts from where the original creator gets nothing out of it