always a like button click for the simon 👍👍 we got you legend leader xD , keep up the amazing content you machine of content producing creature. you rock man ✊✊👏👏🤣🤣seriously you impress me, bravo on the quality, and just the sheer dedication you have to proper truthful reporting....as well as never taking yourself TOO seriously. you are a great man, I mean that whole heartedly.
G'day, Yes..., Indeed. And when they Do know what causes many diseases, they call that, "iatrogenic..." Meaning, the Disease which was Caused by Medical Professionals. Eg, Reichsmarshall Herman Goring had an iatrogenic addiction to Morphine...; In 1923 he was shot in the leg during the Munich Beerhall Putsch. During subsequent Treatment he was given Morphine, for the pain. But as an infant he suffered Traumatic Maternal Deprivation Syndrome ; and having encountered Opiates, Bingo - he was addicted to the Pain Relief for the rest of his life. Just(ifiably ?) sayin', Such is life, Have a good one... Stay safe. ;-p Ciao !
Physician: "The only cure for female hysteria is wine and lots of sex with young, virile men." Me, a woman: "I think I feel a spot of hysteria coming on."
I once convinced my sister that the bumps on the side of the highway were brail and that’s how blind people drive. She believed me bc of how confident I would deliver these lies lol.
Lorelei should be given an award for this one. The editing was sublime and the memes were perfect. 100/10. Had me giggle-snorting through the whole dame thing.
Did Simon miss David’s OGBB line in this script? The Scrotum “condition” entry…Dave wrote that it seems nobody “got the SACK” from the BMJ. 😂 ba da bum bum, tussshhh!! 🥁
Now I understand why Simon is working all the time and creating so many channels: It is to fund his Extremely elaborate Writers Containment Facility (WCF)... While I cannot imagine the maze costs a lot (you build it, and it there), snake food and vet/builder visits for the sphinx must be a P in the A! And you Know tornado generators are not cheap... Good luck Danny! I hope you succeed! I also Love how successive BB writers keep the INTROS alive!
that was one of the best brain blaze introductions in a while. A personal life tangent by the writer setting up the concept before branching out into pop culture and society at large. Felt like an entry in and of itself. Even tricked Simon!
Fun fact women are more likely to be diagnosed with "medical factitious disorder" when they try to get doctors to teat for more than the basics when the basics come up normal. A woman in Australia recently died because she was diagnoed with medical factitious disorder so they didn't believe that she was having seriois issues with her heart.
It's happened to my mom many times poor gals gets pain from any touch anywhere. We finally got one doctor to diagnose her with fiber myalgia and the meds helped but it's not just that I don't think
The editing on this one was fantastic! I was ready to comment that Sam really outdid himself this time--until Simon mentioned Lorelei. I'm pretty sure this is the first edit of hers I've seen, and it makes me wish I could filter episodes by editor credits...I want more!
BOOM! Thank you, Dave! Simon, you're definitely not doing anything wrong keeping the boys chained to the radiator downstairs. Into Danny's Den with you
The accepted definition of "Professional" is 'more than 50% of your income comes from from this.' So once the band starts becoming the main way of paying the bills -- you are officially a professional musician, regardless of what people think of your musical skill. (Yes, even Yoko Ono is a professional... something.)
Yes Simon, you are correct. The kidneys can and do wander sometimes, as do some other organs. When in utero my son had two kidneys, but one was much smaller than it should have been. By the time he was born the body had reabsorbed the weak kidney and the good one left had started to move centrally. By the time he was one, it had moved all the way to be sitting directly behind his spine.
Please tell me you meant "in front of" his spine. Because if leaning back into a chair causes a major organ to get squeezed like a pimple, that sounds like some serious problem.
Lol. Apparently all us living in the southern US has suffered from TSPS. Thanks for the heads up! Guess I'll pop over to the clinic and ask the doctor why I'm sweating out my butt cheeks lol
Dave's sneaky intro... Lorelei, throwing shade at Dave 11:03😂😂.... Simon adding all the commentary... Trio of excellence adding up to one great episode....
A friend of a friend was diagnosed with "essential tremor" because they couldn't pin diwn what was causing it and they had to call it something. After 5 kinds if medication that can help similar conditions, she still had it to the point she couldn't do her job, and they were running out if options for treatment. Not knowing her directly, I don't know if the problem was ever sorted.
I'm loving Not-Sam's work, and am only sad that Sam had to die from the lack of shrooms in the Blazement, for us to get to enjoy their work. Thanks, Lorelei. One love ❤️
3:40 - Mid roll ads 5:10 - Back to the video 7:05 - Chapter 1 - Vincent gigante, the elaborate ruse of "the oddfather" 11:00 - Chapter 2 - Cello scrotum 16:20 - Chapter 3 - Wilson's thyroid syndrome 20:05 - Chapter 4 - Candidiasis hypersensitivity 25:00 - Chapter 5 - Female hysteria PS: 8:10 - Vito genovese ? Like the one on the last biographic episode ? COINCIDENCE ? I THINK NOT !
WONDERFUL intro Dave! Though, I will admit, any time there is a long intro I encourage it. Lots of positive reinforcement for that particular "bad" behavior lol
The word Simon is looking for might be idiopathic. That's a medical term that's used when doctors don't know why a condition is occurring. I have idiopathic gastroparesis.
My son suffers from gastro-intestinal issues that Drs can't find the cause of, I can't wait to tell him that he suffers from "idiopathic intestines" & watch him think I just called him stupid. (PS they keep testing him, same bloody tests, so I guess they're not ready to say "uh we don't know" yet.) Good luck, I suggest "Chinese" medicine (my last one was Korean), usually also acupuncturists too.
Yeah they tried to tell me I had GERD which is their catch-all for “well we don’t know for sure but clearly your guts don’t work well” then a better gastroenterologist diagnosed me with IBS because I didn’t give up. When you have doctors just repeating the same test and scratching their head, you do your own research/find better doctors. Diet changes helped as well. But hey, throwing money away on placebos if it makes you feel better is fine too I guess.
Lol I wrote this and scrolled because I thought someone else had to have wrote this before. Shit I commented that without reading your entire message. Must stuck to have something you can't pinpoint what is happening in your own body. Definitely doesn't sound like GERD. Almost sounds auto-immune or parasitic - if I were to guess two anomalies. Whatever makes you feel better is a step in the right direction. Even if just mentally.
I was getting surgery around 20 years ago, and when finished, they put the gurney in the hall outside the surgery. my GF at the time was waiting and asked how it went. the nurse looked in the actual recovery room and I wasn't there. so she came back to my GF and said "we lost him". why, yes, it WAS a VA hospital.
Chef kiss to the editor. The CU in the NT add was a truly inspired inclusion. Before anyone ask, yes you can get clothing, bumper stickers, stubby coolers, etc with the CU in the NT branding.
I need to get some of their merch. I wasn't sure if it would break any YT rules, but figured, fuck it. Let's try it and see what happens. So glad it made the cut!
@@EveryFairyDies Don't forget the Darwin stubby for your list. A 2lt tally that tastes as good as Emu Export (fucking terrible)! Mine was a door stop for 6yrs before I drank it...
I went to high school with a kid named Michael Hunt, and everyone called him Mike. I don't remember anyone ever making fun of him. Weird. I thought it was weird at the time, but I never did, either. He was just a nice guy, I guess.
I used to work in printing for the sciences in the UK. I have a Dr Michael hunt. Tobleron shaped name card( that i stole for comedic reasons) to this day. 😂😂😮🎉
Gawwwwd! The editing on this is super on point 😊😊😊😊😊. Also, that boxer guy probably had to be the mob boss's enforcer or he would have.... went "missing" a.k.a he may not have had a choice lol.
Well I'm diagnosed with a physiological tremor (is that the diagnosis you're looking for?) which means my arm shakes, my left one and I'm left handed, later a neurologist did loads of tests on me and came to the conclusion I was dead due to lack of responses by my body (obviously he knew I wasn't dead as he was in conversation with me) basically ne couldn't work out what was wrong with my arm. My personal theory is that when I was motorcycling through southern Greece I got stung on my left nipple (a major nerve cluster) by a scorpion (hurt like hell for weeks) and that damaged nerves to my left arm.
Yes, more Nightwish! Thank's not-Sam, you did not dissapoint (wait, can we call you Lorelei now instead of not-Sam as Simon actually said your name?). I wonder if I can cross off all my favourite bands through BB this way. So far it's Nightwish, Apocalyptica and Metallica. Also: great work on showing Sam's escape plan. Unfortunately a new one will have to be created as Blaze Boi now knows of it. Wouldn't be suprised if he created some new traps.
I approve of your list of favourite bands! And I will always take the chance to throw in some metal, and slowly make this into a heavy metal channel 😁 🤘
Lorelei, i'm loving all the nightwish clips. Only band i've ever bought a shirt from lol. More please, introduce sam to it as well, that way we can have even more.
Sam is a Nightwish fan! We both fangirl over how awesome Floor is regularly! But I think he's willing to let me have all the Nightwish, because I'm greedy that way 😆🤘🤘
Benign tremors! Idiopathic is the general word for "no idea what's causing it," but you might be looking for specifically benign tremors. I have idiopathic benign tremors and they're controlled with blood pressure medication -- no idea why, but it works!
Everytime I watch one of Simon's videos I imagine there's a kid named Peter watching, and his mother passed by right as he says something crazy and yells "AM I RIGHT, PEETAH?!?" Now homeboy is grounded with no computer privileges, off an OG inside joke. 😅
Its true! When I learned English was Queens English, discovered in America usually with British dialect can say ANYTHING with confidence and people will believe it. Ive jokingly told people sky isn't blue, its green, just appears blue, made sciencey sounding reasons and was fully believed till told em was joking. Its amazing
As a female cellist, I do actually have a physical issue associated with the instrument right around where a scrotum would be. I'm extremely short, so I can't reach the ground with my feet if I'm sitting in a traditionally sized chair used in an orchestra. So I sit on the tip of my chair and a lot of my 100 lbs is pressed against the lip of the seat, which proceeds to cut off the blood supply to my legs after awhile and my legs go painfully tingly and then numb. I have to bring a shorter chair, for serious.
That sounds horrible! I am super short but can’t play any instruments. However my feet don’t reach the floor in most chairs if I sit properly, I was going to say I felt your pain until you got to the point where it cut off blood supply. That is a unique kind of horrible.
Yes! There’s a situation that happens where you sit for a long time with added pressure on the buttocks and back thigh, it’s a well known issue within the physiotherapy community, they see it a lot. It’s gravity too, if your legs aren’t touching the ground.🤗
Suffering for art, suffering for beauty..... the diagnose is obviously female hysteria and you should get treatment of plenty of wine and lots of young, virile men. 👍
I actually do have a wandering kidney... I didn't have any idea until I went to the doctor for a sonogram of my abdomen where the nurses asked me to pull down my pants for a better look. Things did not go the way I was hoping, but at least I know my right kidney is in my groin!
In the US toilet paper is quite expensive. It’s one of the few items (the others being beer, wine, fruit, bacon, sausages) where when I moved to the US from Europe I thought “Why?”
Poor Dave. He was hardcore in the old days. Beat up on stage, beat up over a tangent-heavy intro, beat up over being “semi”….Poor not-Sam. Obviously not Sam. Excellent script, excellent meme’s, excellent tangents 😂
Lorelei - welcome, welcome. Please do enjoy your tour of the Blazement. Try not to wake Danny, in between this and CasCrim, his mushrooms went a tad overlooked. Dont lick the walls, keep hands at your sides at all times, and enjoy the ride... I sure as hell did, great editing!
The ride is brilliant and don't worry, whenever Danny wakes up screaming from his nightmares about red solo cups, I'm able to sooth him back to sleep by singing some classic 80s black metal songs to him. 🤘❤
@EveryFairyDies hahaha, was not expecting this reply. It's fabulous to have you with us! Completely dig your level of sarcasm. Those red solo cups will haunting his waking days. Plenty of cups to hold mushrooms though.
Loving slayer and apocalyptica in these video. Apocalyptica is definitely who I think of as cello players but almost definitely not who Simon is thinking of
I suspect he's never heard of Apocalyptica, but I have! So naturally, I jumped at the chance to feature them. Love seeing how many people here are also fans.
I have an unknown mystery tic disorder and it is described as acausal sudden onset adult tic syndrome...acausal meaning we have no idea what caused you to randomly started screaming and laughing maniacally...
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19:36 intention tremor, perhaps?!
Thank you to Square Space for the one billionth sponsorship!
Seriously, how many websites can I possibly make? I already have FIVE?!?!
always a like button click for the simon 👍👍 we got you legend leader xD , keep up the amazing content you machine of content producing creature. you rock man ✊✊👏👏🤣🤣seriously you impress me, bravo on the quality, and just the sheer dedication you have to proper truthful reporting....as well as never taking yourself TOO seriously. you are a great man, I mean that whole heartedly.
ME watching with Adblocker denying you your Capitalism.
Brain Blaze is a channel where three people work together to produce a video and all of them are secretly the saboteur.
This is my favorite description ever
mind blown
head cannon accepted
😂
Shots fired! You guys gonna take that trapped in a concrete bunker sitting down!
When doctors do not know the cause of a condition, they often refer to it as, "idiopathic"
G'day,
Yes..., Indeed.
And when they
Do know what causes many diseases, they call that,
"iatrogenic..."
Meaning, the
Disease which was
Caused by
Medical Professionals.
Eg, Reichsmarshall Herman Goring had an
iatrogenic addiction to
Morphine...;
In 1923 he was shot in the leg during the Munich
Beerhall Putsch.
During subsequent Treatment he was given
Morphine, for the pain.
But as an infant he suffered
Traumatic Maternal Deprivation Syndrome ; and having encountered Opiates,
Bingo - he was addicted to the
Pain Relief for the rest of his life.
Just(ifiably ?) sayin',
Such is life,
Have a good one...
Stay safe.
;-p
Ciao !
that is a nice sounding word indeed
thanks for posting, simon didnt remember so i immediately went to the comments
"Idiopathic", from the Latin "idiop", meaning we're idiots 'cause we can't figure out what's causing it.
-Dr House on the word "idiopathic"
I thought so, really happy to see other people that properly speak the language giving me confirmation
Physician: "The only cure for female hysteria is wine and lots of sex with young, virile men."
Me, a woman: "I think I feel a spot of hysteria coming on."
That's fine if you're straight...
Me, a man: “I’ll go get my wine…..” also, she’s trying to get bent.
Someone fetch my fucking, I mean, fainting couch!
And you noticed Simon said “the past was the worst” after that, didn’t you? There’s something wrong with that boy, I tell you what.
@@almitrahopkins1873 ikr?
I once convinced my sister that the bumps on the side of the highway were brail and that’s how blind people drive. She believed me bc of how confident I would deliver these lies lol.
Please correct her if she goes blind
Siblings like you are part of why I am glad I’m an only child! 😂
CLASS!
@@tylerboothman4496 why bother? The roads don't have brail so she'll never make it to the highway anyway XD
Cute story.
Lorelei should be given an award for this one. The editing was sublime and the memes were perfect. 100/10. Had me giggle-snorting through the whole dame thing.
Aw, thanks! I'm enjoying being able to contribute to the chaos!
@@EveryFairyDies "Danny's escape plan" took me OUT!! 😂
@@tarajh One day he'll create a fool-proof escape plan, succeed, and then have no idea what to do next. Like that scene at the end of Finding Nemo.
@@EveryFairyDiesthe “Hi, Dr Nick!” Right away absolutely took me out laughing. I had to watch it twice. Good show! 😂
@@EveryFairyDies I watch Simon's videos purely for the editing!
I'm so happy to be an OGBB connoisseur. Simon has really captured something with this show that I have never seen anyone else do
Yes, informative chaos
I read this as Simon has really captured someone, Which is also accurate, Allegedly Accurate
This vid is suffering from "Not Sam".........these memes SUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
Did Simon miss David’s OGBB line in this script? The Scrotum “condition” entry…Dave wrote that it seems nobody “got the SACK” from the BMJ. 😂 ba da bum bum, tussshhh!! 🥁
Then again, Kevin is the OGBB script writer!
Lorelei is not the Not-Sam we deserve, Lorelei is the Not-Sam we need.
Aww, I'm so glad to be people's Not-Sam!
Why cant they be both?? They're not mutually exclusive 😂
Pro-Fantasy literature and a Nightwish clip. Where can I get more of these Not-Sam, "Lorelei", Videos?
@@Cazaton On this channel, and my own! I cover heavy metal-related true crime and movies. Sometimes I sing
I'm so happy the Unhinged Simon is coming back!!! I hope he continues to grow, been missing this guy
It's not quite the standing Simon smashing the ipad but it's good enough.
@@savaroksmashing the scripts was better. He then sold his lightly abused scripts too!
I’d mostly stopped watching after he started sitting down and getting calmer. I liked him shouting and sounding unhinged
@@meglukes I like both, but lean towards humorous- like today. Could you hear me over the drums and scrotum talk?
Dave, keep him confused. Like a hot knife through butter. So easy. Never give him a chance to think. Good show!
Now I understand why Simon is working all the time and creating so many channels: It is to fund his Extremely elaborate Writers Containment Facility (WCF)... While I cannot imagine the maze costs a lot (you build it, and it there), snake food and vet/builder visits for the sphinx must be a P in the A! And you Know tornado generators are not cheap...
Good luck Danny! I hope you succeed!
I also Love how successive BB writers keep the INTROS alive!
What Danny doesn't know is that's just the first level!
Whoever edited this one 100% had Simon's number all the way through. Exquisite job. *Chef's kiss*
Thank you!
Thank you for using Apocalyptica for the Cello example. They are amazing.
that was one of the best brain blaze introductions in a while. A personal life tangent by the writer setting up the concept before branching out into pop culture and society at large. Felt like an entry in and of itself. Even tricked Simon!
Fun fact women are more likely to be diagnosed with "medical factitious disorder" when they try to get doctors to teat for more than the basics when the basics come up normal. A woman in Australia recently died because she was diagnoed with medical factitious disorder so they didn't believe that she was having seriois issues with her heart.
Not even a little bit shocking.
And people wonder why so many hate going to the doctor.
I hate that this is something I don't find surprising.
It's happened to my mom many times poor gals gets pain from any touch anywhere. We finally got one doctor to diagnose her with fiber myalgia and the meds helped but it's not just that I don't think
Simon missing that Danny is attempting to escape, priceless
Is it just me or is simon getting more unhinged in these videos?
Yes, and we love it
Isn't that why we are here?
Not enough to lock away yet, just enough to laugh harder at! 😂😂😂
cocaine
I think he's had some sort of normal phase and he's finally going back to completely unhinged
Cello Scrotum is one of my favorite conditions.
I see Lorelei loves "Bringing Up Baby", starring Cary Grant and Kathrine Hepburn.
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! So glad someone recognised it! The screwball comedy needs to come back.
Finally! A proper introduction again! Bit short maybe but otherwise great.
The editing on this one was fantastic! I was ready to comment that Sam really outdid himself this time--until Simon mentioned Lorelei. I'm pretty sure this is the first edit of hers I've seen, and it makes me wish I could filter episodes by editor credits...I want more!
BOOM! Thank you, Dave! Simon, you're definitely not doing anything wrong keeping the boys chained to the radiator downstairs. Into Danny's Den with you
Simon is also a professional beard grower! It’s so weird to go back and see some of his older videos where he just had stubble! 😂
Even weirder when he is complete clean and no glasses.
Yeah, I randomly got an og video of his, and his face was smooth as a baby's bum. Was weird, haha. 😄
The accepted definition of "Professional" is 'more than 50% of your income comes from from this.'
So once the band starts becoming the main way of paying the bills -- you are officially a professional musician, regardless of what people think of your musical skill.
(Yes, even Yoko Ono is a professional... something.)
😸
Despite his great voice, Simon has no chin. The beard is iconic but also necessary.
Lorelei, you did a great and hilarious job editing this video!
Why, thank you!
Danny's escape map was gold.
@@zinic53000 He makes so many of them, and yet none of his plans ever pan out. I'm beginning to wonder if he really wants to escape...
Yes Simon, you are correct. The kidneys can and do wander sometimes, as do some other organs. When in utero my son had two kidneys, but one was much smaller than it should have been. By the time he was born the body had reabsorbed the weak kidney and the good one left had started to move centrally. By the time he was one, it had moved all the way to be sitting directly behind his spine.
Please tell me you meant "in front of" his spine. Because if leaning back into a chair causes a major organ to get squeezed like a pimple, that sounds like some serious problem.
@@derekstein6193 in front or behind is entirely a matter of perspective. So to be precise, it is interior to the spine
Damn Loelei, you're killing it with the memes! And I love the not Sam jokes!
Just doing my part to feed the chaos, but thanks!
@EveryFairyDies well keep it up!!
Same. And does she also provide the sound? The dial-up modem while Simon was thinking omfg
@@djdissi When I searched for and found that dial-up, it gave me such intense flashbacks 😆
@@djdissi too right! That was spot on!
Lol. Apparently all us living in the southern US has suffered from TSPS. Thanks for the heads up! Guess I'll pop over to the clinic and ask the doctor why I'm sweating out my butt cheeks lol
Dave's sneaky intro... Lorelei, throwing shade at Dave 11:03😂😂.... Simon adding all the commentary... Trio of excellence adding up to one great episode....
A friend of a friend was diagnosed with "essential tremor" because they couldn't pin diwn what was causing it and they had to call it something.
After 5 kinds if medication that can help similar conditions, she still had it to the point she couldn't do her job, and they were running out if options for treatment. Not knowing her directly, I don't know if the problem was ever sorted.
Lorelei's meme game is next freaking level! Thank you, Not-Sam! You're freaking awesome! Hahaha
I have studied the ways of the master, Sam.
I'm loving Not-Sam's work, and am only sad that Sam had to die from the lack of shrooms in the Blazement, for us to get to enjoy their work. Thanks, Lorelei.
One love ❤️
Not-Sam smashing it 👏
Agreed. She is amazing. Too bad her Dewgong keeps
falling asleep. 😂
Yes!!!! The only fine print I will ever read is Lorelei’s…THAT was amazing 🤩!
@@cherylfaulkner9988 SOMEONE READ THE FINE PRINT!! I was hoping someone would! And thank you all!
@@cherylfaulkner9988Your comment made me go back. Thanks, it was awesome!
And THAT'S how you smuggle a massive introduction into the show, right under Simon's nose. 👍
3:40 - Mid roll ads
5:10 - Back to the video
7:05 - Chapter 1 - Vincent gigante, the elaborate ruse of "the oddfather"
11:00 - Chapter 2 - Cello scrotum
16:20 - Chapter 3 - Wilson's thyroid syndrome
20:05 - Chapter 4 - Candidiasis hypersensitivity
25:00 - Chapter 5 - Female hysteria
PS: 8:10 - Vito genovese ? Like the one on the last biographic episode ? COINCIDENCE ? I THINK NOT !
My favourite part about this Chanel is how the editors tease Simon 😂 never change
WONDERFUL intro Dave!
Though, I will admit, any time there is a long intro I encourage it. Lots of positive reinforcement for that particular "bad" behavior lol
The word Simon is looking for might be idiopathic. That's a medical term that's used when doctors don't know why a condition is occurring. I have idiopathic gastroparesis.
You beat me to it. I have idiopathic seizures.
My son suffers from gastro-intestinal issues that Drs can't find the cause of, I can't wait to tell him that he suffers from "idiopathic intestines" & watch him think I just called him stupid. (PS they keep testing him, same bloody tests, so I guess they're not ready to say "uh we don't know" yet.) Good luck, I suggest "Chinese" medicine (my last one was Korean), usually also acupuncturists too.
@@u-neekusername4430 so you're going to use placebos? Odd choice.
Yeah they tried to tell me I had GERD which is their catch-all for “well we don’t know for sure but clearly your guts don’t work well” then a better gastroenterologist diagnosed me with IBS because I didn’t give up. When you have doctors just repeating the same test and scratching their head, you do your own research/find better doctors. Diet changes helped as well. But hey, throwing money away on placebos if it makes you feel better is fine too I guess.
Lol I wrote this and scrolled because I thought someone else had to have wrote this before.
Shit I commented that without reading your entire message. Must stuck to have something you can't pinpoint what is happening in your own body. Definitely doesn't sound like GERD. Almost sounds auto-immune or parasitic - if I were to guess two anomalies. Whatever makes you feel better is a step in the right direction. Even if just mentally.
Simon is the direct reason that all toilet paper in public places is single ply and still somehow feels like sandpaper
I was getting surgery around 20 years ago, and when finished, they put the gurney in the hall outside the surgery. my GF at the time was waiting and asked how it went. the nurse looked in the actual recovery room and I wasn't there. so she came back to my GF and said "we lost him". why, yes, it WAS a VA hospital.
NOOOO
Your poor gf! If she believed it she must have been devastated. I hope it was cleared up quickly!
Your resident memologist is majorly on point today. I love this channel!
I learnt from the best: SAM!
Chef kiss to the editor. The CU in the NT add was a truly inspired inclusion. Before anyone ask, yes you can get clothing, bumper stickers, stubby coolers, etc with the CU in the NT branding.
I need to get some of their merch. I wasn't sure if it would break any YT rules, but figured, fuck it. Let's try it and see what happens. So glad it made the cut!
@@EveryFairyDies Don't forget the Darwin stubby for your list. A 2lt tally that tastes as good as Emu Export (fucking terrible)!
Mine was a door stop for 6yrs before I drank it...
Something tells me that Simon doesn't ever forget that he is the boss.
Theres very few things more entertaining than watching Simon almost meltdown over long intros
Excellent editing work 😂
Definitely appreciated The Blackadder bit too.
Simon is the reason my uni had toilet paper roll holders that were locked
7 minutes in. That's gotta be a new record. Good job Dave! The intros are great. No sarcasm in this post by the way.
Just gotta say that Lorelei is doing a great job!! Keep up the good work! =)
Thank you, I will!
OMG, it's finally happened. Simon has seen a movie that I have not! After all these years, all these videos, all these channels!
Lorelei- Brilliant job! I was rolling the whole video! Thank you 😂😂😂😂
Thanks!
"Boom! Down pops the uterus!"
I'm watching this during pre-op waiting for a hysterectomy. Unexpectedly topical intro!
I went to high school with a kid named Michael Hunt, and everyone called him Mike. I don't remember anyone ever making fun of him. Weird. I thought it was weird at the time, but I never did, either. He was just a nice guy, I guess.
Mike hunt is one of the fake names we used to give to substitute teachers. Along with Justin Tyne, Ian Paul freely, and batman
The entire cello rant had me in tears 😂
Have to say that Lorelei is becoming one of my favorite editors, a fine addition to the Blazement.
Aw, thanks! It's cozy down here in my dank corner.
The amount of time i had to double this up is down to your skills Lorelei! I didn't want to miss any of your hilarious work.
Thank you!!!
Thank YOU!
Can't believe Nightwish got featured at the end. Lorelei you are a legend!
Apocalyptica was in there to at about 14 min in
@@andrewb4654 noticed, but we're not as familiar with them. Nightwish are our favourite band, saw them live last year
NIGHTWISH!!! I will never not feature them when I get the chance. Love Nightwish. Can't wait for the new album!
@@andrewb4654 I hear 'cello', I think 'Apocalyptica'! So happy to have had a chance to include a clip of them!
@EveryFairyDies see if you can sneak in a Sabaton clip, they are amazing too 😉
I used to work in printing for the sciences in the UK. I have a Dr Michael hunt. Tobleron shaped name card( that i stole for comedic reasons) to this day. 😂😂😮🎉
Danny's escape plan 😂 it adds so much lore 😮
I managed to pry it from his hands while he was fighting with Dolores.
6:45
Gawwwwd! The editing on this is super on point 😊😊😊😊😊. Also, that boxer guy probably had to be the mob boss's enforcer or he would have.... went "missing" a.k.a he may not have had a choice lol.
Pops on a bit of Blaze and is greeted with the craziest opening ever, "BOOM! down drops the uterus!"🤣
Well I'm diagnosed with a physiological tremor (is that the diagnosis you're looking for?) which means my arm shakes, my left one and I'm left handed, later a neurologist did loads of tests on me and came to the conclusion I was dead due to lack of responses by my body (obviously he knew I wasn't dead as he was in conversation with me) basically ne couldn't work out what was wrong with my arm. My personal theory is that when I was motorcycling through southern Greece I got stung on my left nipple (a major nerve cluster) by a scorpion (hurt like hell for weeks) and that damaged nerves to my left arm.
Lorelei on point again! I can spot the "Not-Sam" edits, love both but please dont stop! The cello section alone had me in tears! 🤣
Thanks! And while cello scrotum may not be real, heavy metal cello addiction is very real!
Yes, more Nightwish! Thank's not-Sam, you did not dissapoint (wait, can we call you Lorelei now instead of not-Sam as Simon actually said your name?). I wonder if I can cross off all my favourite bands through BB this way. So far it's Nightwish, Apocalyptica and Metallica.
Also: great work on showing Sam's escape plan. Unfortunately a new one will have to be created as Blaze Boi now knows of it. Wouldn't be suprised if he created some new traps.
I approve of your list of favourite bands! And I will always take the chance to throw in some metal, and slowly make this into a heavy metal channel 😁 🤘
@@EveryFairyDiesI fully agree. Perhaps some Lordi or Powerwolf would fit the madness. Or some Beast in Black 😏
@@sylvanrotscheid7498 You are speaking my language!
I was so excited to hear Nightwish!
OMGOSH!!! Danny’s escape plan! 😂😂😂😂😂
Freaking Legend!!!
Okay. That's the first time the opening clip has caught me entirely off guard 😂😂😂
Lorelei, i'm loving all the nightwish clips. Only band i've ever bought a shirt from lol. More please, introduce sam to it as well, that way we can have even more.
Sam is a Nightwish fan! We both fangirl over how awesome Floor is regularly! But I think he's willing to let me have all the Nightwish, because I'm greedy that way 😆🤘🤘
I cannot tell you how much I adore this writer!
Idiopathic is a word sometimes use by doctors to inscribe an illness with no known cause.
Benign tremors! Idiopathic is the general word for "no idea what's causing it," but you might be looking for specifically benign tremors. I have idiopathic benign tremors and they're controlled with blood pressure medication -- no idea why, but it works!
Same!
Same - beta blockers
Thank you Not Sam for your excellent work. Well done!
Thank you!
that "well he's dead!" meme was on point lmao
Everytime I watch one of Simon's videos I imagine there's a kid named Peter watching, and his mother passed by right as he says something crazy and yells "AM I RIGHT, PEETAH?!?" Now homeboy is grounded with no computer privileges, off an OG inside joke. 😅
I imagine there are few children being named Peter, these days.
Lorelei is a freaking legend as an editor. Please use her more
Maybe I should renegotiate for more mushrooms... Thanks!
Its true! When I learned English was Queens English, discovered in America usually with British dialect can say ANYTHING with confidence and people will believe it. Ive jokingly told people sky isn't blue, its green, just appears blue, made sciencey sounding reasons and was fully believed till told em was joking. Its amazing
As an occasional professional musician I can tell you that a trapped ulnar nerve is common among flute players.
It brings me joy that Simon has an inside joke with himself with "Am I right Peter"?
I am absolutely loving the new editor! Keep it up!
As a female cellist, I do actually have a physical issue associated with the instrument right around where a scrotum would be.
I'm extremely short, so I can't reach the ground with my feet if I'm sitting in a traditionally sized chair used in an orchestra. So I sit on the tip of my chair and a lot of my 100 lbs is pressed against the lip of the seat, which proceeds to cut off the blood supply to my legs after awhile and my legs go painfully tingly and then numb. I have to bring a shorter chair, for serious.
That sounds horrible! I am super short but can’t play any instruments. However my feet don’t reach the floor in most chairs if I sit properly, I was going to say I felt your pain until you got to the point where it cut off blood supply. That is a unique kind of horrible.
Yes! There’s a situation that happens where you sit for a long time with added pressure on the buttocks and back thigh, it’s a well known issue within the physiotherapy community, they see it a lot. It’s gravity too, if your legs aren’t touching the ground.🤗
Or a hacksaw 🤷♂️
Us poor short people...life is hard...I always refer to airplane chairs...😢
Suffering for art, suffering for beauty.....
the diagnose is obviously female hysteria and you should get treatment of plenty of wine and lots of young, virile men. 👍
Love the Blackadder shorts added in there, keep it up
possibly the strongest opening 10 secs on YT. Legends.
I actually do have a wandering kidney... I didn't have any idea until I went to the doctor for a sonogram of my abdomen where the nurses asked me to pull down my pants for a better look. Things did not go the way I was hoping, but at least I know my right kidney is in my groin!
Loved the editing of this video ❤❤
100% want a sticker, makeup/pencil pouch or tank top of that escape plan map lol
Agree!
In the US toilet paper is quite expensive. It’s one of the few items (the others being beer, wine, fruit, bacon, sausages) where when I moved to the US from Europe I thought “Why?”
Poor Dave. He was hardcore in the old days. Beat up on stage, beat up over a tangent-heavy intro, beat up over being “semi”….Poor not-Sam. Obviously not Sam. Excellent script, excellent meme’s, excellent tangents 😂
@EveryFairyDies Lorelei, you went NEXT LEVEL with this one! I had to pause the video or go back so many times 🤣
I didn’t know for the longest time that having a headache almost every day isn’t normal.
Wait, it's not?!
LMAO "If you're injuring your scrotum playing the cello, you're probably playing it wrong." Well that explains a lot.
Amazing editing and that OGBB length intro, I'd watch a 2nd one like this. Milk it fact boi.
23:05 That meme having "Fiction" misspelled is a whole new level of meme by it's own!
The Whistlerverse expands
Lorelei - welcome, welcome.
Please do enjoy your tour of the Blazement. Try not to wake Danny, in between this and CasCrim, his mushrooms went a tad overlooked.
Dont lick the walls, keep hands at your sides at all times, and enjoy the ride...
I sure as hell did, great editing!
The ride is brilliant and don't worry, whenever Danny wakes up screaming from his nightmares about red solo cups, I'm able to sooth him back to sleep by singing some classic 80s black metal songs to him. 🤘❤
@EveryFairyDies hahaha, was not expecting this reply.
It's fabulous to have you with us! Completely dig your level of sarcasm.
Those red solo cups will haunting his waking days. Plenty of cups to hold mushrooms though.
My GP was called Michael Hunt... He went by Mike. He told me he'd decided to embrace the hilarity of the situation and had never looked back.
Loving slayer and apocalyptica in these video. Apocalyptica is definitely who I think of as cello players but almost definitely not who Simon is thinking of
I suspect he's never heard of Apocalyptica, but I have! So naturally, I jumped at the chance to feature them. Love seeing how many people here are also fans.
@@EveryFairyDies thank you so much
I have an unknown mystery tic disorder and it is described as acausal sudden onset adult tic syndrome...acausal meaning we have no idea what caused you to randomly started screaming and laughing maniacally...
This embodies so much OGBB and i love it.
Aha a 6 min intro Dave you have earned your fungus ration today 🍄🍄🍄🍄
How had I forgotten about "Hi, Doctor Nick!"?
That was one of the most used phrases in our childhood!
LOVE Danny's escape plan!! Bravi tutti!!!
Grazie!
Mad props to not-Sam for the Mikado reference at 27:12. Mad, mad props. Love your work Lorelei.
Danny’s Plan is solid and full proof
Nice to see a Night Wish clip in one of the videos 🤘
Oh wow Lorelei the editing was hilarious you have to do more brain blaze absolutely love sam but you bring a varition thats just fantastic
Sam has been a great influence and a wonderful teacher, now, I spread my wings and hope to add to the BB lore. And thanks!