Tell him to come back! 🤣 If that place is the mapping specialist...How many people you think leave that yard like it's a drag strip! Probably wanted to tell him never to come back again
@@georgeqzzy1468it would of put the power down if he modulated the throttle but he brake boosted it to get the wheels spinning so he could do a burnout for the camera it, he lit the tyres up on purpose
Had 2 of these in the past. Lovely cars if maintained properly. If you buy a cheap one that has little to no service history be prepared to pay the same you got the car for in repairs 😂. Apart from that they are very fun to drive.
@xvladx3114 bruh diesels fail all the time. I got a f10 535d. Oil leak on it currently. Problems occur on both. Diesel may be a little more reliable but honestly, I just want a v8 that makes some noise
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He said tell him to come back, because they didn't pay lol 😂
Whooohooo!! Eeee tell him to come back 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He told him to come back for a retune. Lol
Tell him to come back! 🤣 If that place is the mapping specialist...How many people you think leave that yard like it's a drag strip! Probably wanted to tell him never to come back again
he'd message him to do that boss
This is absolute crazy how you can see how much Power this beauty gets straight on the street… got 535dx myself but this one is OG 👌🏼💯
It ain’t putting any of the power down…. Sliding all over the place
@@georgeqzzy1468it would of put the power down if he modulated the throttle but he brake boosted it to get the wheels spinning so he could do a burnout for the camera it, he lit the tyres up on purpose
@@K20XRL😂😂😂😂😂 you’ve watched too many films. What utter drivel you are typing
@@Crsf84 clearly you’ve never drove anything with more power than your nana’s micra so I can understand why’d you’d think that 🤡🤡🤡
@@Crsf84 Clearly you’ve never drove anything with more power than your Nana’s Micra so I can understand why you’d think that 🤡
Tuning in pops for no reason is the equivalent of a 17 yesr old putting holes in their backbox to make it louder in the early 2000s.
Its not even anti lag, it’s pure shite.
So weird to see a BMW rolling coal lol but thats a badass whip. Sounds amazing
Maybe for you? Over here the vast majority of them are diesel.
In most of Europe its better to drive a diesel. Except for my country the Netherlands because of stupid taxes but I still prefer a diesel
in europe majority are diesel
that's fucking crazy! yup, I'm definitely getting one of these to play around w! 🙏🏼🍻🔥🔥
Same engine In my 640. Cars lethal for what it is
Love the way the f10/ls look
Sounds hard tbf
A diesel pushing big power with the correct mods sound lovely
This sounds awesome! What setup you running? Down pipe, tune, exhaust ect….
Black smoke from the exhaust tells me everything I need to know.
.. that it’s a diesel?
@@exposhap I've had diesel BMWs and not one had black smoke come from the exhaust.
pops on a diesel 🤦🏻♂️ dirty ass diesel at that
Had 2 of these in the past. Lovely cars if maintained properly. If you buy a cheap one that has little to no service history be prepared to pay the same you got the car for in repairs 😂. Apart from that they are very fun to drive.
@YTN.Isy7 Depends from car to car. With a twitchable eco tune - Highway 39-44mpg. City 18-26mpg (better values have also been recorded by others)
The obligatory gun it leaving your tuners garage
That is moving quick
The torque on the D is crazy ..
Tell him to come back for his new set of tyres 😂
Wow he is so cool. Haha.
When yall realize torque is what’s determining how quickly you get thru gears or tires 😂😭
Geil !!!
Right old diesel smoker that one
👏👏👏
Come back, his card declined 😂
It's diesel 😂😂😂
Why did he tell him to come back? Retune?😂
Cool ❤ BMW❤535XD❤I HAVE BMW535xd❤
Chavved to the max
I got a squealing noise coming from my 335d any ideas? It goes away when cruising but under small load it does it. Been told the pcv is ripped
Get a garage to run a smoke test on it as quite possibly a boost leak you are hearing
Probably just oil filter check it out bro
Manifold gasket is common problem
Yh that black smoke ain’t healthy but you enjoy your stage 2 whilst you can
People are only interested in power figures these days. No mechanical sympathy. I bet it has standard brakes too. Standard everything but add 200bhp
Couple of girls here who don’t know anything about cars
All that noise and smoke 😂 and only 30 mph 😂
That smoke is bait
What year is this
It's 2024
Wake up you Toby jug
What is al done to car? How much torque and hp?
Stock around 300 , stage 2 could be between 360-420, probably intercooler was installed, and popcorn limiter
HP?
Naw, lbft
Stock a 535d makes 313 hs and around 650-700 nm of torque if it is stage 2 could be 360-410 hp and 700+ nm toque
Nah, Heinz
M57?
N
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Crankshaft 😂
broke lol
@@HS-sr9ww thats why iam driving our F11 just Stock and 320hp😉
@@nerdfpv what petrol?!
@@HS-sr9ww Diesel 😉535d xdrive
@@nerdfpvhad mine stage 3 530hp and 950nm for 3 years, no problems at all
Отстрелы на дизеле💀💀💀
This is really cool, if you are under 16
I just hate diesels! You can't breathe anymore, the entire city stinks because of the smoke!
Popcorn tune sounds bad tho
Why would you straight pipe a diesel 🤦🏽♂️
Le pire c’est que ce genre de mec pensent que sa rajoute de la valeur a leirs voiture 😂
Thumbs down for that horrific exhaust.
Shame it's just a dirty diesel
Pop corn maps are slow and ruin engines. Kellogs snap crackle and pop remaps
Yoooo how much? Ill pay
Like 10-20k
@xvladx3114 I take it back. I'll sell my 535d, throw another 10k on and buy an e92 m3 v8.
10 to 20 k is toooo much
@@aibel99at least it's reliable but gas isnt
@xvladx3114 bruh diesels fail all the time.
I got a f10 535d. Oil leak on it currently. Problems occur on both. Diesel may be a little more reliable but honestly, I just want a v8 that makes some noise
bmw v8s come with their own baggage but ultimately more reliable and thirsty. can't complain about the actions of your right foot, yup yup😂
Engine is smoking
U sure about that?
Its a diesel mate! Lol
Focus st mk2 5 post has more better sound
How pop n Bang i diesel?
it's the breaker
@@qu3nt1n_mgd34 whats that ?
@@torpalee two step
@@qu3nt1n_mgd34 I do not understand you
It's not pop n bang It's the two step
Not road legal as it wouldn't pass the smoke test.
who cares?
Who asked
Who tf cares with those EU shitty regulations 4ss😂
If the map was good there’d be no soot 👎
Straight through diesel running Uprated pump with Hybrids and no smoke ? Never gonna happen
@@mapro3074 where abouts are you based ?
How much do you charge for exactly same tune ?
Dumb.
Nah they gonna beat his ass
Not disel
🤦♂️
Fool