I, being a clarinetist, will now send this to all of my percussionist friends and say that since this is an "EZ Elementary School Warmup," they should be able to play it first time with no problems.
absolutely beautifully crafted warm up for elementary students. With a little practice and a good attitude there isnt a single student who wouldnt be able to do this. Highly suggest you introduce your new incoming students to this exercise to get them started. the sections with elbow playing and 5 sticks arent too difficult if you use the proper technique. the rest of it just takes a little time to work out. The bass part is super playable and teaches students how to properly subdivide 128th notes. very useful skill. As for the snare part, it teaches nice rudimental shots and is very simple. If you have read this far in this comment, good job. this shit is fucking impossible and hilarious and i was crying laughing by the end
Bit confused about the composers choice at measure 25; when the notation calls for "Opening the Demonic Rift' was that replacing the last wormhole we opened in measure 19, or was that just opening the rift next to the wormhole. Want to make sure before i let my students sightread this piece. Thanks!
Thanks for pointing that out Austin, I’d really like to know the answer as well. It’s so important that serious musicians pursue and adhere to the composer’s intention especially since we have this great opportunity that he’s still alive.
When I worked with my students, we decided to replace the original wormhole as it was warping time around the section and caused them to be out of time
@@holidayoreoreal Ah, an amateur mistake. Dw, everyone makes it on the first read. You don't want to replace the wormhole with the rift, as the rift also distorts time. The thing is, the rifts distortion actually counteracts the wormhole, which is why you want them to be next to one another.
Playing with elbows has opened a whole new universe of dynamics and exotic sounds for me, otherwise impossible to achieve without this genius technique. Note to the instrumentist: have a bag of ice and/or a bottle of your analgesics of choice ready at hand for optimal performance of that specific passage. If a skater, wear elbow pads for proper timbre and maximum effect in the fortissimo part.
"Basses, I swear to God, if you don't subdivide" "OPEN THE WORMHOLE" "Open Demonic Rift" "DYNAMIC CONTRAST" "Vaporize Universe" As a tuba player in a small band back in high school, these comments hit home.
"Begin doing Fortnite default dance." You have earned your place as one of the channels I watch when I'm tired of politics and arguing with people. Thank you for existing.
"To be played by Minigun" The GAU-8 (and even the Vulcan) are simply too big to fire that fast. Edit: Apparently Vulcan can fire faster than it does on Phalanx, but needs a lot of cooling.
This is beautiful. The most disturbing part is that there's are times where it sounds like a legit practice score. Just not when the wormhole is opening.
Man I just realized the composer can really make the musician do whatever they wanted in the annotations imagine your band director getting on to you for not "playing what it says" when you refuse to play the drums with your elbows 😂😂😂
"OPEN THE WORMHOLE" "tend to cattle" "on this exact note, be picking turnips" "open demonic rift" "play with elbows" "play with right hand only" "sing spongebob theme song" "begin doing fortnite default dance" "vaporize universe"
Those extra notes on the score are pure gold ( know nothing about musical notation) 0:00 Inject Testosterone 0:03 Switch to Steven'd Grip 0:05 Basses, I swear to god if you don't subdivide 0:17 Have seizure on drums 0:19 If the tempo isn't 120.0046 exactly this is cut 0:40 OPEN THE WORMHOLE 0:42 Play with elbows 0:44 This better be all-state quality 0:52 *Open Demonic rift* 0:54 DYNAMIC CONTRAST! 0:56 Tend to cattle 0:57 On this exact not begin picking turnips 0:58 Play with right hand only 1:00 Take out 5 sticks for these hits 1:03 Sing Spongebob theme song 1:04 Begin doing Fortnite Default dance 1:06 Vaporize Universe
@@duralektra8108 lmao it literally sounds like the ending to Blasphemian. Except Blasphemian uses triples and steady beats that doubles in speed every bar.
Oh god the side notes. “Play with elbows,” “only play with one hand,” etc. It’s so horribly cursed and absolutely terrifying, and yet I love to see it.
😂😂😂. As a music teacher, Drumeo and some RUclips teacher make me laugh. They do this all the time saying easy beginner fills, knowing darn well its intermediate to advanced. When I was in elementary-middle school we learned Quarter notes up to 16ths in 4/4.
That last note is just straight up a basketball scoreboard buzzer
My favorite part of this whole video xDD
You mean the last *32* ?
Bold of you to call that a note
I totally agree. Also I I am not going to like this comment because it’s on 669 likes.
Lol it’s not a note.... drums can’t play notes 😂
can’t believe you managed to transcribe the percussion section randomly playing before the director starts
as a percussionist i can confirm this, as i’m sure many other percussionists here can as well
sus!
I can confirm
Yep
@@yeahallthat can confirm
The "you better subdivide" part is when everyone thinks rehearsal is about to start, but it doesn't.
Imagine the band director handing out these sheets to everyone and being like "Sight read, please"
This is how it feels sometimes
Tbh it’s exactly what the teacher does sometimes
my middle school band teacher did that, and gave us the hardest piece he could find.
HAHA
I would be having a full on panic attack
I, being a clarinetist, will now send this to all of my percussionist friends and say that since this is an "EZ Elementary School Warmup," they should be able to play it first time with no problems.
I, a percussionist, can say we do this in our bloody sleep
I'm a marching bass drummer and yes this is EZ
@@DDA_Apocalypse yo saaaame. I’m a bass 3, middle guy. Which one do you play?
@@jurassicbread4279 5 the big one
@@DDA_Apocalypse ohohoho you got the best one, mate. Have fun XD
This sounds like someone opened a music app, didnt know what they were doing, and just started pressing buttons
Accurate
Even tho it’s random I can tell this guy is a music professor or something lmao
Lmao I really started laughing right now
@@ParkerMeek what program did u use 2 make dis
@@shadowduds MuseScore
The notes on it just kill me
“OPEN THE WORMHOLE”
“Play with elbows”
“Tend to cattle”
on this exact note, begin picking turnips
Basses, I swear to god if you don't subdivide
"Have seizure on drums"
"Vaporize universe"
this is what the music room sounds like before the professor comes in
Oh that's such a moood
Wth this is so true
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" XD
With random tooting too.
imagine if there brass instruments sound in dis
1:06 I remember back in elementary school when we did band. I played the A-10 warthog. Such good times.
"Basses, I swear to god if you don't subdivide" is a mood
That had me dead, because any base player has heard something like that
The choir director to my choir class, but to the Soprano parts all taking the soprano 1 melody anyway
absolutely beautifully crafted warm up for elementary students. With a little practice and a good attitude there isnt a single student who wouldnt be able to do this. Highly suggest you introduce your new incoming students to this exercise to get them started. the sections with elbow playing and 5 sticks arent too difficult if you use the proper technique. the rest of it just takes a little time to work out. The bass part is super playable and teaches students how to properly subdivide 128th notes. very useful skill. As for the snare part, it teaches nice rudimental shots and is very simple.
If you have read this far in this comment, good job. this shit is fucking impossible and hilarious and i was crying laughing by the end
Had me in the first part😂😂
Noice.
pLaY WiTh RiGhT hAnD OnLy
Proceeds with 128th note septuplets
Minimalism isn’t really my thing, but I really dig maximalism.
SAME FAM
When performing the piece requires vaporizing the universe I know it’s gonna be a bop.
*0.25x playback speed* is good!
If a company makes a maximalist logo i
Well i cant say ill buy it but I'll be more likely to consider it and reccomend it
Marxism*
Bit confused about the composers choice at measure 25; when the notation calls for "Opening the Demonic Rift' was that replacing the last wormhole we opened in measure 19, or was that just opening the rift next to the wormhole. Want to make sure before i let my students sightread this piece. Thanks!
Thanks for pointing that out Austin, I’d really like to know the answer as well. It’s so important that serious musicians pursue and adhere to the composer’s intention especially since we have this great opportunity that he’s still alive.
@@unanaspig toocan cold
When I worked with my students, we decided to replace the original wormhole as it was warping time around the section and caused them to be out of time
@@holidayoreoreal not quite my tempo
@@holidayoreoreal Ah, an amateur mistake. Dw, everyone makes it on the first read. You don't want to replace the wormhole with the rift, as the rift also distorts time. The thing is, the rifts distortion actually counteracts the wormhole, which is why you want them to be next to one another.
It’s been a few years since she passed... I miss her everyday. This was her favourite song.
Lol
😔😭🤧✋
Well yeah this slaps
😭
@@johannaplockl463 You're laughing, this song reminds him of her, and you're laughing.
Playing with elbows has opened a whole new universe of dynamics and exotic sounds for me, otherwise impossible to achieve without this genius technique.
Note to the instrumentist: have a bag of ice and/or a bottle of your analgesics of choice ready at hand for optimal performance of that specific passage. If a skater, wear elbow pads for proper timbre and maximum effect in the fortissimo part.
The part that got me was “play with right hand only”
"Open the wormhole," tend to cattle," and "play with elbows" got me good.
"this better be all state quality" and "on this exact note, begin picking turnips" had me in tears. also the "inject testosterone" at the beginning.
*have seizure on drums, open demonic rift and vaporize universe*
Basses, I swear to god if you don’t subdivide
me, who’s left handed: shit
That A-10 Warthog at the end really takes Tchaikovsky's artillery to the next level
Underrated comment!
0:40 "no full auto in the building"
"Thats not full auto"
"Thats not full auto?"
1:07 "no, this is"
Damnn bro okay
Daymn Bro
Ok😳
0:16 this is
nice reference bro
BirdMaster 22 life
0:35 when your pc unfreezes after you clicked too many times
I’m gonna get our director to let us play this
But did u play it?
@@thomashund1162 plot twist: now i am the director and i make all of my students suffer with this warm up
@@AdamPerryy Best plot twist i've ever seen tbh
@@AdamPerryy lol
@@AdamPerryy yeah the other guy was vaporized
“these better be all-state quality” OH THE FLASHBACKS 😭
The entire classroom when the teacher says to practice on your own
They open demonic rifts for sure
Omg my class sounds like Schoenberg and this combined.
As soon as i finished watching this video, i got an ad that started as ""Thank you" is not enough."
0:47
Cymbals at measure 23: *rests louder*
*breaths heavier*
AGGRESIVE MEASURE COUNTING
AGGRESIVELY TAPS FOOT TO THE BEAT OF THE TEMPO
I remember a crescendo on a rest was literally written into one of my parts in high school and I was like wtf is thid
That has to be played on a reverse cymbal.
Elementary school warm up suddenly turns into a deathcore blastbeat
0:30
My laundry machine be like:
LMAOO this is underrated
what that's kinda funny my Laundry machine did that once an dit actually scared me I thought it was gonna explode
Consider yourself lucky, my laundry machine sounds like 1:06
@@jacksonpayne3477 SAMEE
ya'll need to balance your loads so that doesn't happen.
As a band kid, this is exactly what warmups are like.
I love how it sounds like a printer starting at 1:00
That little drum prodigy just turned into an A-10 Warthog!
Im getting the vaporizing the universe part down, but im really struggling with default dancing. Can i have some tips?
fortnite.
you gotta play it 24/7 for 10 years to be able to master the dance
@@dylanshay646 I would rather die
keep your taps down
Same here. It’s really hard
"Basses, I swear to God, if you don't subdivide"
"OPEN THE WORMHOLE"
"Open Demonic Rift"
"DYNAMIC CONTRAST"
"Vaporize Universe"
As a tuba player in a small band back in high school, these comments hit home.
When the 128th notes are so fast that they start to form pitches
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bam Bam Bam Bam
Bambambambam
bmbmbmbmbm
bmrbmrbmrbmr
brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
RRRRRRRRRRRR
The best part of these
"All State quality"
I'm gonna die happy now knowing I've heard my favorite joke from somebody else. Thank you.
"on this exact note, be picking turnips"
"sing spongebob theme song"
"*menacingly* OPEN THE WORMHOLE"
@@nohintshere Please don’t cause an XK.
"Begin doing Fortnite default dance"
Vaporize universe
The entire song is just a firing squad entering your house but then at the end you turned on my military class computer
0:51 kinda grooved, especially with the snare solo lead in
Does the whole thing not groove though?
@@ParkerMeek true dat. 10th time listening and i'm already considering adding these to out lot sequence.
I love the thought that a teacher will be looking up a good exercise for their students and this comes up
I think all the beginner kids played this when the teacher stepped out
"Basses, I swear to god if you don't subdivide". That sent me lmfao plus the 128th notes tops it off
Asian Parents: Good, now do it blindfolded
Basic racism isn't a joke.
@@lilaclunablossom 傻逼，給誰得罪呢？？idiot, who are you offending? the parents? 😂😂
@@lilaclunablossom it feels like a joke to me
@@lilaclunablossom this is a joke. most good jokes have a little edge to them
@@lilaclunablossom ive heard this jokes enough times to not care anymore
“OPEN THE WORMHOLE”
Music really brings out the best in people
“This better be all state quality” I’m dead. So good.
I love how it goes nuts after the pageturn
This is boderline unbearable but I want it to be played on my funeral
Borderline you say?
@@motifity3416 yes. Typo. Thanks.
@@PerwinkleWinkly No I meant how you said "borderline unbearable" when it's very unbearable
@@motifity3416 Oh it's an expression I heard somewhere. I won't be able to remember when I saw it, tho' :/
"Begin doing Fortnite default dance."
You have earned your place as one of the channels I watch when I'm tired of politics and arguing with people. Thank you for existing.
On that last one the footnote should be: “To be played with A-10 Warthog”
With your right hand only
"To be played by Minigun"
The GAU-8 (and even the Vulcan) are simply too big to fire that fast.
Edit: Apparently Vulcan can fire faster than it does on Phalanx, but needs a lot of cooling.
Played with PHALANX Air Defense System
@@user2C47 ditto
this sounds like every marching band warm up but 100x more chaotic
I never knew drumline shitposting was a thing but I'm absolutely here for it
son, keep warming up to this everyday, you'll be the best drummer in no time.
This is what people think actual sheet music looks like lol
Does it not? /j
"What kind of music do you listen to?"
"It's complicated..."
A10 goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRT at the end
I was searching for this!!!!!
A right handed A10
GAU 8 is actually too slow for the last measure. The only weapon that I can think of with that rate of fire is a particularly small minigun.
This is beautiful. The most disturbing part is that there's are times where it sounds like a legit practice score. Just not when the wormhole is opening.
i’m at 2 am trying so hard not to wake my roommates with my laughing
Man I just realized the composer can really make the musician do whatever they wanted in the annotations imagine your band director getting on to you for not "playing what it says" when you refuse to play the drums with your elbows 😂😂😂
Reading the text in the measures makes it so much funnier
I'm pretty sure those are visual instructions.
"OPEN THE WORMHOLE"
"tend to cattle"
"on this exact note, be picking turnips"
"open demonic rift"
"play with elbows"
"play with right hand only"
"sing spongebob theme song"
"begin doing fortnite default dance"
"vaporize universe"
You know its a good warmup when you need a warthog to play the final bit
Me: bro i know damn well no drumline can play this
Scv's God tier drumline: hold my beer
Their next years show will be called "vaporizing the universe" and this will feature
EMCproductions be like: this is our next galactic class show
It legit feels like I'm having a fever dream right now
Guitarist: just play a simple drum fill please for once!
Me:
Teacher: don’t worry, the song we are playing is very simple.
The song:
Beautiful. Absolutely Beautiful, I was crying by the end. Bravo!
Teachers: it’s not that hard to sightread!
The whole band:
"On this exact note, begin picking turnips"
"begin Fortnite default dancing"
I'm not tired of seeing this video every day
This warm up so good that Parker Meek was even able to get a A-10 warthog to do a part with him
“If the tempo isn’t exactly 121.0046 this is cut”
THIS IS SO TRUE EVEN WITHOUT THE SHITPOST
I'm going to tell my kids that this is speedcore.
*falls on drum kit and struggles to get up, making random noises*
Other guy: I'll write that down and get Eris to score it.
1:06 * there has been an SCP breach. Converge to the emergency shelters immediately *
and the winner to most underrated comment goes to..........^^^^
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
“Basses I stg if you don’t subdivide” LMAO
That one kid: plays it perfectly and adds notes
YESSS
Everyone in middle school when the band director handed out new music and told you to play it on your own first without hearing it
This could do lo-fi and I’d be hearing it 5hours straight.
0:58 "Play with right hand only." Can't get any more accurate.
You have an extraordinary sense of humor.
Those extra notes on the score are pure gold ( know nothing about musical notation)
0:00 Inject Testosterone
0:03 Switch to Steven'd Grip
0:05 Basses, I swear to god if you don't subdivide
0:17 Have seizure on drums
0:19 If the tempo isn't 120.0046 exactly this is cut
0:40 OPEN THE WORMHOLE
0:42 Play with elbows
0:44 This better be all-state quality
0:52 *Open Demonic rift*
0:54 DYNAMIC CONTRAST!
0:56 Tend to cattle
0:57 On this exact not begin picking turnips
0:58 Play with right hand only
1:00 Take out 5 sticks for these hits
1:03 Sing Spongebob theme song
1:04 Begin doing Fortnite Default dance
1:06 Vaporize Universe
0:30 nice speecore drop u got there
Nah that's a infant annihilator song
@@duralektra8108 lmao it literally sounds like the ending to Blasphemian. Except Blasphemian uses triples and steady beats that doubles in speed every bar.
Oh god the side notes. “Play with elbows,” “only play with one hand,” etc. It’s so horribly cursed and absolutely terrifying, and yet I love to see it.
*This will be easy, all I need to do is make the drum sound like nuclear warfare*
This is seriously one of my favorite videos ever.
0:36 that's the sound my computer made after the first attempt of running RTX minecraft.
@Skid & Pump {SPOOKY MONTH} Yes
Talk about into the wormhole. I feel as though I have transcended to another galaxy.
Try the playback speed altering wormhole once..... *2x* was grand!
My favorite part is the crescendo during the rest 😩 so dynamic
I love that the last notes are all sticked with only the right hand as if it’s possible with both
i think this is what art is
Play with elbows is the part that really got me
😂😂😂. As a music teacher, Drumeo and some RUclips teacher make me laugh. They do this all the time saying easy beginner fills, knowing darn well its intermediate to advanced. When I was in elementary-middle school we learned Quarter notes up to 16ths in 4/4.
I must have a five year old mentality cuz this is the funniest shit I've seen all day
1:06 when you tryna be quiet and you step on that really creaky flor board.
RIP cymbals
Rip snares at 1:06 man
@@meghanmedendorp3257 That's just doing especially multiple right diddles on the rim and praying
I want this to be played at my funeral.
1:06 when the printer jams
Not even a drummer and this gives me such immense joy. Shout-out to my friend Fil who showed me the way of writing your own tunes
Kids: Cymbals are easy bro, I wanna play snare
Cymbals in drumline: 0:30
So much skill and talent.It’s wonderful!
My elbows hurt a bit after playing this, but it seems to be the only major downside. Otherwise, the piece is really refreshing.
Let’s just appreciate that this does take time to do lol, prob around like 3 hours or more depending on the ideas that came into his head.
It's the fact you know all the phrases. DYNAMIC CONTRAST
I love how it just devolves into RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I have a music exam Tomorrow, and I'm doing this instead of revising...