It is obvious indeed, that you don't watch isekais, because if you did, you'll know that the listener would ask to have OP powers and at least 3 girls that are gonna fall in love with them for only existing. (LoL)
Goddess: I will let you reincarnate as anything you want Me: I want to be a dragon Goddess: oh yes! Due to the power and riches right? Me: no. I get to sleep and roast all my alarm clocks. It’s the perfect plan.
*Goddess:* Anything else you want before I send you off. *Me:* Yes… here’s a list. List • Let me Keep my memories. • Give me the stats, abilities, & powers of every Video game character I’ve played. • Give me a Personal System/Companion to help manage it all. • Give me the ability to Shapeshift *Goddess after reading it:* I can’t grant you this shit!?! Its way beyond my pay grade for iii… *Goddess phone rings* *Goddess:* How do you know YoToube!?! Their my Bosses boss!! *Me:* I was his Barbor.
The goddess: I better not see you again *sends away* *not even 5 minutes later* Listener: *break dancing while seeing her again after getting killed by a dragon*
9:00 This reminds me of an manga that I had to pirate because it's locked in my region. It was called "In Another World with My Smartphone" 😂 Explain to me Miss Goddess Fake, why can't *I* take my smartphone with me into another world? Alright alright, just kidding 😂😂
I would prefer to be a dragon shifter Living for millions of years Being able to turn to a powerful giant dragon While still also being able to be a human. Vast magical Power Nearly indestructicable skin/scales Immeasurable strength and speed. And I can Potentially mate with a sexy Dragoness
Kind of suprised the listener didn’t ask to become a god and hit on her when she mentioned being there for a while. (Apparently YT decided to post this on an entirely different video, originally. Weird)
Can i be Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more... Still, i love baking so that's fine too
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I'm going to need a full chart of every species and their interrelations with each other. Need to maximize this opportunity.
“No you can’t take your smart phone with you”
>“Nooooo my memesssss”
Reincarnate as a meme
NOOOOO I WANTED MY NEW LIFE TO BE "THAT TIME I GOT REINCARNATED AS A CRAB!"
So I’m a crab so what!
@@ThornDevlSariel gonna be a literal mermaid with this one!🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Let's end up as King of the shell 😂
Abandon the hell of taxes and the 9 to 5 grind, embrace shifting through sand for food.
@@Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin understandable
Honestly becoming a baker doesn't sound too bad
It is obvious indeed, that you don't watch isekais, because if you did, you'll know that the listener would ask to have OP powers and at least 3 girls that are gonna fall in love with them for only existing.
(LoL)
A Slime obviously!
This video is a good little parody of isekai, i like.
Most isekai anime also only go off of plot summaries😂
And the Title *is* the summary 😅
Goddess: I will let you reincarnate as anything you want
Me: I want to be a dragon
Goddess: oh yes! Due to the power and riches right?
Me: no. I get to sleep and roast all my alarm clocks. It’s the perfect plan.
I would've gone with elf, then made sure my mate was absolutely gorgeous. Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
1:19 that’s all I needed to hear. do you need my signature, or?
The goddess: fine, what do you want to be reincarnate-
Me: IMMORTAL MIND CONTROLER
Her:.... sigh of course
So basically a mind flayer.
@@Manlikegibbon nah
I still want to be human
@@arturliviu Fair enough but I mean you would get a lot of *ideas* Get it?
@@Manlikegibbon kind of
Make into a dolphin with laser eyes and posable thumbs and give a super computer with a strong wifi connection
Another day, another fantasy adventure with Fake.
*Goddess:* Anything else you want before I send you off.
*Me:* Yes… here’s a list.
List
• Let me Keep my memories.
• Give me the stats, abilities, & powers of every Video game character I’ve played.
• Give me a Personal System/Companion to help manage it all.
• Give me the ability to Shapeshift
*Goddess after reading it:*
I can’t grant you this shit!?! Its way beyond my pay grade for iii…
*Goddess phone rings*
*Goddess:* How do you know YoToube!?! Their my Bosses boss!!
*Me:* I was his Barbor.
If I don't come back as a dragon I'm just gonna keep getting Isekaid till she gets sick of me and makes me a dragon
The goddess: I better not see you again *sends away*
*not even 5 minutes later*
Listener: *break dancing while seeing her again after getting killed by a dragon*
Damn, truck-kun got me too!!!
I just want to be happy......
Mood
I wanna be a cat, no works no schools just meow
I want to be a slime. Make me a slime.
Hell yeah diplomat's kid
Being a baker sounds awesome. That or being a blacksmith.
A worm please, someone has a promise to fulfil for mel.
Great audio fake 🐱
I'd want to reincarnate, only that. But you'll be going with me
*Konosuba op starts playing*
Child of a rich elfin type ( with a very forgiving spouse )
Cool, so I wanna be the dark lord.
oh! then can I be the hidden boss pls??
Being a baker would be chill asf I'd accept that life
I want to be reborn as Megaweapon from Warrior of the Lost World.
9:00 This reminds me of an manga that I had to pirate because it's locked in my region. It was called "In Another World with My Smartphone" 😂
Explain to me Miss Goddess Fake, why can't *I* take my smartphone with me into another world?
Alright alright, just kidding 😂😂
Does this mean i can't be a dragon chef.
When I come back, I just want to be blonde and cute!
At least this goddess is better than aqua
THEREE MOREEE!?!!!?? NOOOOO
I would prefer to be a dragon shifter
Living for millions of years
Being able to turn to a powerful giant dragon
While still also being able to be a human.
Vast magical Power
Nearly indestructicable skin/scales
Immeasurable strength and speed.
And I can Potentially mate with a sexy Dragoness
Kind of suprised the listener didn’t ask to become a god and hit on her when she mentioned being there for a while.
(Apparently YT decided to post this on an entirely different video, originally. Weird)
First I'd have to ask if there's penicillin. If that's out, so am I. 😤
Also, can I be a dragon boy? 🥺🐉
Hello there 🐧
Yeah I can tell you don't watch it yourself, because a real Isekai fan would be more meticulous and more obnoxious about it
Can i be Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
Still, i love baking so that's fine too
Yes we get it you bought the Tomb Kings box set
@@Minglesmoot no
I Just really like the funny boney man
Well reincarnation from getting hit by a vehicle is a bit overused
Catboy
Done
Checklist
Shark people
Reptile people
Beast people
Monsters magic
slavery
Will I be a slave
Memories
Mortality rate
Giants
As an isekai enjoyer, I know the genre is kinda trash and enjoy it despite that 😜