Imagine how funny it would be if she tried to kill a yandere and gets kidnapped by them instead. The yandere be like: yay, now I have a mysterious stabby waifu in my basement ^_^ I'm so lucky
I will refrain from listing the half-dozen ways I've come up with for her to stop/break her victims' bicycles because Then It Wouldn't Be Funny. (On a more serious note, this rocked. The combination of total commitment, ineptitude, and exasperation was pitch-perfect.)
The cyclist slayer is a name… the commute killer… Also, this is not a secluded path, there was another cyclist here like 20 seconds before I got here. The Blackout Butcher is a good one
0:43 -…your first and last mistake. - Oh, girl, you just don’t know me wel - omg, is that a knife? - Yes, I’m holding a knife. My weapon of choice. - Oh no, my only weakness, small knives… *swiftly take out a gun* Great job, Fake! Never fail with jokes!❤️
Honestly, if she wanted to have a cool name as a serial killer, and had her heart set on bike paths to get her unique bit... why not set up tripwires and explosives? _The Bike Bomber_ has alliterative appeal, unlike _The Bike Path Slayer._ For someone who did so much research on serial killers, she didn't put a lot of that brainpower on the name, did she?
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Serial killer: I'm not out of shape I run every morning
Me: running down to the kitchen to get a snack doesn't count
Nooooo! Don't kill my cereal!
Fake: I’m gonna kill you.
Me: nuh uh.
Fake: the f*** you mean NUH UH.
Badger
@@h1_hru he is a source of inspiration
Imagine how funny it would be if she tried to kill a yandere and gets kidnapped by them instead.
The yandere be like: yay, now I have a mysterious stabby waifu in my basement ^_^ I'm so lucky
That's a good idea for a video though
Yandere: “alright, let me show you how a PROFESSIONAL does it”
I will refrain from listing the half-dozen ways I've come up with for her to stop/break her victims' bicycles because Then It Wouldn't Be Funny. (On a more serious note, this rocked. The combination of total commitment, ineptitude, and exasperation was pitch-perfect.)
My headcannon is that we are also a serial killer and that’s why we stick around and chat with a potential murderer
I smiled the entire time.
I imagine this becoming a good series of the listener coming back to the same spot whit a bike and other things so she can be a better serial killer
"Stop laughing! The joke's on the thief it was broken anyway." 😅 The bike path slayer is still ruining lives! 😜 This is a funny one FAKE ❤
The cyclist slayer is a name… the commute killer…
Also, this is not a secluded path, there was another cyclist here like 20 seconds before I got here.
The Blackout Butcher is a good one
Man, Misty from Pokémon took a dark path
Feel like I’m the only one who got that😂😂
I bet she was holding a butter knife the whole time. Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
This needs to be a series
Just wait till she comes across a cyclist with a concealed carry.
Go go gadget concealed carry!
she's canadian idk what the laws are on that
The Bike Path Butcher was right there for the taking
Fake: “I’m going to kill you”
The listener fr: “nah, I’d win”
0:43
-…your first and last mistake.
- Oh, girl, you just don’t know me wel - omg, is that a knife?
- Yes, I’m holding a knife. My weapon of choice.
- Oh no, my only weakness, small knives…
*swiftly take out a gun*
Great job, Fake! Never fail with jokes!❤️
Man, I love watching these. They always make my day thanks for all your work 😄
OK bring it on!!!!
Thought that was chunin exam kabuto in the thumbnail there 😮
The edgy executioner
Real
Fantastic audio fake!
I had way too much fun with this! 😂
man, the shit that cyclist have to deal with.
the hell you mean RAAAH : 333
city bus stopperr fuckin broke me
im in lovest love it can be sheeeeesh
I really hope we get a part 2
Is it still considered asmr if I spent the whole time laughing? 😂
Never change, Fake! ❤
Really landing into prison with this one!
(Nice vid)
It is kinda funny how many got caught, simply because they broke the golden rule.
Honestly, if she wanted to have a cool name as a serial killer, and had her heart set on bike paths to get her unique bit... why not set up tripwires and explosives? _The Bike Bomber_ has alliterative appeal, unlike _The Bike Path Slayer._
For someone who did so much research on serial killers, she didn't put a lot of that brainpower on the name, did she?
Listner-chan cycles by every week just to taunt Fake
Imagine stabbing someone. SMH, couldn't be her. 🙃💜
Don't worry i won't tell anyone i don't want to feel anymore second hand embarrassment than i already do miss bike path slayer.
FANTASY NAME GENERATOR MENTIONNNN
Alright, hear me out! The stinky slayer!!!
"Cardio isn't helping."
Sounds like a skill issue. 😌
The biker butcher
Fake the Killer
damn she…
she just like me fr!!
Honestly probably wouldn't even say anything, just to see if she got better
You’ll never catch me nyahahaha i’m fast as *bleep* booooiiiiiiiiii oh a random serial killer go go gadget pocket sand and go go gadget SHOTGUN
Damn I'm messed up for trying to socialize with people like this
nice to see that Vaurien Scapegrace transitioned
Wow, that's a reference XD
Imagine trying to kill bikers after having your own bike stolen, smh could be Fake
Nah id win
Fake, be honest. Is this really what happened when you hurt yourself "falling off your bike?"
Hello there 🦆
Goofy ahh serial killer name