Red Robots

Song: Red Alert 3 Soviet March
Текст:
Наш Советский Союз покоряет
Весь мир от Волги к Неве на восто-ок
Над землё-ой везде будут петь:
Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш!
Наш Советский Союз покоряет
Весь мир от Волги к Неве на восто-ок
Над землё-ой везде будут петь:
Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш!
Все народы здесь стоят того,
Что мы все воплотили на свет,
Благодарный низкий поклон
От са-мой мо-гу-щес-твенной в мире!
Все народы здесь стоят того,
Что мы все воплотили на свет,
Благодарный низкий поклон
От са-мой мо-гу-щес-твенной в мире!
Наш Советский Союз покоряет
Весь мир от Волги к Неве на восто-ок
Над землё-ой везде будут петь:
Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш!
Наш Советский Союз покоряет
Весь мир от Волги к Неве на восто-ок
Над землё-ой везде будут петь:
Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш!
Lyrics:
Our Soviet Union subjugates the whole world
Like a gigantic bear from the East.
The sheep wander aimlessly, without any cause,
Yet the Soviet bear's on the hunt.
Our brotherhood's a good life, Our generosity is without compare.
All those with us are strong,
All those against us, beware.
It'd be a shame if we had hardships.
To all those around us, it's not worth your while
If we were to turn you to ashes.
We thank you profoundly, and bow to you deeply,
From the mightiest nation in all the world.

[@cesco1238]

The fact that originally the robots were suposed to be red makes this even more amazing

[@Breadmann.Co_DC2]

Were they?

[@alexcarter3412]

Yes

[@Максим-ы1ю2й]

В другой вселенной: появление 3-го рейха и СССР но вместо наёмников роботы)

[@redsoldier-americanboot6111]

When i open some chips
The entire class:

[@goodknightpangestu470]

Live the COMMUNISME!!!!

[@goodknightpangestu470]

@@freddyfazbear5837 uno reverse card

[@doskastyle]

OUR chips

[@goodknightpangestu470]

@@freddyfazbear5837 i send you to gulag

[@spysappingmahinternet]

@@freddyfazbear5837 No u

[@BlinchixOfRivia]

Welcome to heavy update in Team Fortress 2

[@jacer445u5]

Алексей Алексеевич
YES BROTHER!!!! Soviet March better play in the loading screen for the heavy update.

[@jajo3863]

Ura! Ura! Ura!

[@fastendo6113]

Ееееее бой

[@nickirowe1705]

When a army of fat scouts arrive

[@ДенисСпицин-ъ2й]

Ты русский блет

[@keitoucreations2727]

2:28 THAT MEDIC IS JUST BOUNCING.

[@belu7065]

YES

[@andreamesa7365]

@@belu7065 aye engineer POOTISPENSERHERE

[@belu7065]

@@andreamesa7365 Heck no

[@Icer2022]

At least he's trying his best

[@metro_from_real_steel]

Also theres a soldier disguised as a robot

[@Profileunused]

"And when he woke up his skeleton was missing and he never uploaded a video again!"

[@aidansaris8590]

Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical license.

[@nikkig4802]

Imagine,on blue, normal match, you got a pretty balanced team of all classes except a heavy. Then as blue gates open you hear

[@buzzsburner.8286]

I love how when the hat machine starts it gets stopped up originally

[@animesniper7785]

2:28 even the sentry busters are dancing

[@sparkseater]

The fact that Heavy is Soviet and is singing a Soviet song makes it EPIK

[@-301waw4]

0:56 G-man

[@masonsykes2240]

Comrade G-Man of KGB!

[@ddomas]

its grey

[@finallyhappy33]

М-301 waw it is merasmus

[@bafomedivanovich1779]

No, its just Yuri. Be one with Yuri...

[@דניאלבוסקילה-צ1ג]

it is G-man look closely

[@khanhnguyenminh9757]

red alert 3 theme

[@demoman3476]

Childhood 100

[@ТабоченковТимофей-г6к]

khanh nguyen minh red alert 4 traler XD

[@ThatFunnyToasterGirl]

@@ТабоченковТимофей-г6к даун научись писать на английском языке

[@JewManBoizz]

RedcatChanel ru отвали агро

[@ThatFunnyToasterGirl]

@@JewManBoizz типо ты не видешь как он пишет?

[@denversan4205]

Soldier: "Now THIS, is an Avengers level threat!"

[@RatWitchMan]

господи это велеколепно хахахах

[@draugen5359]

This was beautiful!

[@ramilmendoza5392]

When you discover your 1% Russian in the middle of robotics class

[@spah4424]

2:26 THAT ROBOT IS A SOLIDER (the one with the box head dancing)

[@lairoftheburrletsplaysts]

СССР (USSR)

[@lordsimonovich8160]

ah that years

[@ТабоченковТимофей-г6к]

В Гостях У Kripak'a 191 ссср еслибы были разработки о роботах из тф

[@teggy1734]

(URSS)

[@МатвейЯкунин-к7п]

Привет комрады!

[@expert-uj237]

@@teggy1734 This is in portuguese:
União das repúblicas socialistas soviéticas
U r s s

[@Toast_Sandwich]

x0.25 speed: Stalin Static
x0.5 speed: Communist Control
x0.75 speed: Russian Rampage
Normal speed: Red Robots
x1.25 speed: Platinum Public Property
x1.5 speed: Cosmonaut Crusade
x1.75 speed: Kazotsky Corruption
*x2 speed: ЯЕD ЯФВФТS*

[@DenD3de]

POV: you have a pack of gum in class

[@jge9118]

2:11 is was giant heavy walking?

[@SkupperNog]

Every time I see this video, I am reminded of the time I played it on the smartboard in my Senior Biology class. I. Regret. Nothing.

[@wuddupbxtch5172]

For the motherland!

[@awesomegj]

A little of a missed opportunity not having the robot heavy's hold the iron curtain but other then that excellent video

[@ishatamang3285]

Wait I realised that red = Soivet Union and blue = America

[@sovietheavy5500]

Glory to soviet union

[@Tommy_Orca]

Imagine playing mvm and meet these with a lot KV-2’s

[@marlamcenaney1648]

Sentry buster doing the kazotsky kick....
I love it.

[@arbustotactico6013]

Blue robots power level: 200
Red robots power level: 1000000000000000000/00

[@jeffn6921]

Fun fact:during making of heavy robots u can see the FnAF endoskeleton part briefly

[@ArbolCaido999]

Our Soviet Union subjugates the whole world
Like a gigantic bear from the East.
The sheep wander aimlessly, without any cause,
Yet the Soviet bear's on the hunt.
Our brotherhood's a good life, Our generosity is without compare.
All those with us are strong,
All those against us, beware.
It'd be a shame if we had hardships.
To all those around us, it's not worth your while
If we were to turn you to ashes.
We thank you profoundly, and bow to you deeply,
From the mightiest nation in all the world.

[@veronikasuhanova7122]

Спасибо

[@goodsonicfan5016]

Dr. Robotnik’s latest creations.

[@ravenschihl4093]

So this is what blues been fighting

[@blackfinn9618]

афигенно

[@enderfredbear5144]

When grey man runs out of blue paint

[@thegrimmreaperbutsans3225]

there will be no new MVM update
the next MVM update:
Alarm clock:*I`m about to end this man`s who career*

[@AveragePootis]

0:21 oh, good old endo, have not seen you in years...

[@Камизка]

под эту песню в тф2 играть приятнее

[@SashaTheGun]

Так включил в наушники музыку эту и пускай игру мне понравилось

[@МатвейЯкунин-к7п]

И вам привет от меня комрады

[@костлявыйгеймер]

Круто)))

[@ClockMaster_3100]

I legit saw a fnaf endoskeleton at the beginning of this. it only shows up for a literal second

[@Darthvaderchu912]

TONIGHT!!! WE SHALL CONQUER AMERICA WITH OUR BARE HANDS!!!!

[@realvow]

people in 2016: 0:23
people in 2017: 0:47
people in 2018: 1:03
people in 2019: (boys: 1:23 / girls: 1:33)
PEOPLE IN 2020: 2:25

[@wuddupbxtch5172]

Dance like Us As to be a SOVIET!

[@vaporatorthemoist5715]

Trailer of new gamemode: Mann vs Communism

[@vg417]

Нет, коммунизм против манна, и играть надо за роботов.

[@МатвейЯкунин-к7п]

Привет комрад и иностранец

[@K-2SO]

Me as sentry buster: wait what i dint explode they all die

[@SashaTheGun]

...because while I taunting I need to explode. I dont understand

[@johantorres8105]

Any chance we can get a remake of this vid? I do wanna see the improvement here!

[@MomosukeStar]

Yes! this is my favorite!

[@znerodarp5392]

This is very BLYATIFUL

[@СтепанРоманов-ъ2щ]

Зачетно

[@MR-FRIEND]

Тупа лайк.

[@ribba23]

Automatons after reclaiming Cyberstan

[@cpt.johnraymond6380]

This needs an award

[@nbdy9953]

This isnt want I wanted.. But it was what I needed.

[@emperorpepsi9939]

Red alert 3 theme. RED ALERT 3 THEME EVERYWHERE

[@mccree9112]

There’s nothing more then the power of mother Russia

[@player70477]

gaben can stop them
with the ban hammer

[@silverv6176]

Заебись

[@Imnotsmg4bob]

*I LOVE RED ALERT 3 SONG THE SOVIET MARCH*

[@Boxie674]

amazing

[@นายสราวุธปึ้งผลพูล]

Nice Animation

[@NoName-ef3jq]

her: Don't worry about my past
also her past: 2:02

[@Minimax_ind]

Предсказал Atomic heart

[@Typicalmarksman8958]

Alright Blu team listen up Grey Mann decided to switch the colors today you’ve all seen what you’re red counterparts can do, Do well and you’ll all be paid very generously

[@dinovaldo9341]

Red Alert 3 was one of the last good EA games...

[@kbalaracl6001]

the medic just jumps XDD 2:28

[@martels4808]

я из россии

[@axlosoma7648]

И что дальше гений?

[@МатвейЯкунин-к7п]

Привет комрады!

[@wuddupbxtch5172]

The USSR shall not fall

[@vodoley258yt]

*ПОХОЖЕ ЭТО РУССКАЯ ПЕСНЯ, А?*

[@ТабоченковТимофей-г6к]

Vo Do LeY нет

[@КлимовтопКлимовТоп]

Советская

[@s1r1us94]

Да

[@МатвейЯкунин-к7п]

Похоже

[@jonathanethaniel944]

Oh hell man , red robots am dead

[@gadgettherobotstudios6055]

So this is the Soviet Unions Secret Weapon, Huh? XD

[@jeviljeviljeviljeviljevilj2155]

There goes robot wars

[@midorifox]

Command & Fortress : Redward alert 3.

[@johndear3483]

i love this vid

[@DesertFoxWITHAFREAKINGKNIFE]

Время показать всем кузькину мать!

[@katewilson8986]

This is it every team fortress two team is gonna die by these things

[@TheEventHorizon909]

Can’t starve population if population is robots

[@lehonkerque7398]

In U.S.A:
You make robot
In Soviet Russia:
Robot make you
In Imperial Japan:
You're sentry buster

[@TrueGamerHours]

pr what the fuck

[@shellyi]

isnt r2da dead

[@МаксимКалмыков-с2с]

aim Joke to you?

[@МаксимКалмыков-с2с]

@James Thomason You are Dead not a big surpaise)))

[@ООСД]

The ReplaceBuilder hi kid who plays roblox

[@louiscz6784]

*Hears Red Alert March
*thinks to himself:
This video is going to be about:
A) Commie robots
B) Soviets vs Robots
C) Rush Berlin (with robots)
D) robo Rasputin

[@redactedgamersgd1788]

This is what Redmond Mann has working after gray Mann bots invansion

[@c0dexxl202]

D

[@serbianslav5494]

A) Commie robots

[@edyrlima3581]

Comrade robots

[@whitelightanimationz5824]

but russia piple dont have rasputin
WE ARE HAVE PUTIN, VERY YES MAN

[@doominator-117]

If MvM ever have this nightmare, every wave will be impossible.

[@robobot8702]

Infinite support giant Uber Medics and super scouts

[@BattleRam31]

@@robobot8702 and like 10 sentry busters

[@robobot8702]

@@BattleRam31 No, 5 tanks fused in 1

[@BattleRam31]

@@robobot8702 ok you need like 15 sentries to take that down

[@fireguy4588]

Ram games or the entire team as pyro.
At least 10 Crit canteen each.

[@coromo4978]

i love how adding the hat is part of production

[@coromo4978]

@@Nova-jd5hc ah
that makes sense

[@gonzalovitale1283]

It's an engine requirement to make them dance in a fluid way more than 3k Soviet and communist dances and song

[@abandonedlmao9433]

its a ushanka
it gives 30 more head protection
92 radiation protection
19 thermical protection
18 fire protection
43 capitalism protection and its a stash for sandvich

[@saracen_rue6345]

@@abandonedlmao9433 and a vodka taste ability

[@Attaxalotl]

TF2 _is_ a war-themed hat simulator, after all.

[@foldabotZ]

2:26 You can see the real RED Soldier in disguise dancing.

[@player70477]

SHH he is a robot you are blowing his cover

[@Julius_Caesar69420]

Ye

[@drakon8162]

AMERICAN SPY!

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

What soldier? All I see is bunch of robots dancing

[@ernstschubertbfv49]

Soldier easy to spot, wearing cardboard box as robot head

[@ckojiottehgpa3396]

2:28 soldier is spy!

[@tracynguyen6583]

How did the robot did not know that red or blue spy is a robot?

[@BaconLover100]

Uhhh, what?

[@crowbar4976]

Quiet, you fool! You're blowing his cover!

[@yourmother3126]

I don’t know what you see that’s just a normal function robot soldier

[@PhobosTK]

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight. If you can't win just grab a box and start ravin'

[@Adrienthe12]

I just love how the robo medic does the kazotsky kick with a wheel instead of two legs.

[@cellbuilder2]

More of a pogoing bounce than a dance, but hey, at least he did his best

[@monolith9613]

Pog

[@wastl8778]

"Son what are ye watching?"
"Red dancing and singing sovietic robots from my favorite video game"
"Oh that's right hun, we don't have a son"

[@shroudthewolf1105]

He died for the Motherland with his comrades fightings Fascists

[@anormalperson1188]

*Plot twist: the son was lenin and mom is stalin and the father go to gulag*

[@ТоварищИванов-п2о]

Мощно вышло, однозначно лайк! Наверное больших трудов стоило создание такой анимации? Я ценю такие шедевры.

[@veronikasuhanova7122]

САРОВНО твой канал круче только ты уже видео не выкладываешь

[@vexprism]

Nein

[@FerSave1]

damn, this sfm is a piece of art. Just wait for it, sooner or later this vdeo will hit 1 million views.

[@marianaguardiaa.k.amariana4780]

you're rigth

[@TheFilmMixer101]

FerSave reminder since u posted a year ago. It's at 750000+

[@jge9118]

Cyka blyat

[@od4361]

@@jge9118 Now it's at 900000

[@DarthWidar]

almost there

[@volkdeer]

2:26 me and the boys on our way to Germany

[@Bigboyscreeneditz]

So then Medic is a traitor

[@ssedmundfitzgerald5914]

*Joseph Stalin Has Joined The Game*

[@Tri-vy2th]

USA Has Left The Game

[@silvervisix8512]

*Joseph Stalin has earned achievement: Berlin*

[@vg417]

@@Tri-vy2th in RED team: *VICTORY*

[@JewManBoizz]

Silver map: Moscow

[@odin8756]

*Hitler Has Left The Game*

[@kelian9671]

Girls leaving school: well that was hard
Boys leaving school: 2:03

[@moongduri5466]

In Soviet Russia robots make factories.

[@totallynotapuffball9119]

고원종 Then the factories make robots. And so on.

[@dionysos8326]

(terminator theme)

[@totallynotapuffball9119]

고원종 Also, Soviet Russia. Not Russia.

[@Roshi43]

Хаха

[@Бобномер1-о4р]

Totallynot Apuffball идиот

[@swoo6979]

Red robots will be alot more scarry then the blue ones in MvM (My opinion)

[@swoo6979]

Also russia is invading da world with robots corfirmed #Russia/Soviet Robots

[@DKOIsoul]

The dumbest part is that there is Blu robots. If we remember right Blu was against grey Mann as well. It seems that's where tf2 went wrong

[@martinsoos9981]

But guys, there's some mayor differences between the comic and the game. The comics are 1 year AFTER the game, the blu team has been killed by the reds and Grey's robots.

[@DKOIsoul]

Swoo yeah except grey's robots are Blu team

[@martinsoos9981]

They are blu cuz volvo iz a lazy piece of shit. :P

[@iz3575]

New mvm update:new mode-red terror
Enemy robots have 500% more health
Enemy deals 10x more damage
Song plays entire match
Limited ammo
-50% money gained after battle
Engineer will have to use more metal
Medic charges slower
Winning is impossible

[@alexandercarter3570]

Wait a sec, the red team is defending from blue robots, AND these robots are red

[@alexandercarter3570]

So shouldn't the robots assist the reds?

[@bobert846]

you are blu the robots are red

[@alexandercarter3570]

Really we blue i though we where red?

[@and1rew]

@@alexandercarter3570 no the reds are not soviet and the robots were soviet

[@khufra6503]

2:26
I REJECT MY HUMANNITY REDMOND

[@premsuthan2092]

red robot = soviet

[@premsuthan2092]

and red robot is better than blue robot

[@MarkMcool]

blue robot = germans

[@thomasle902]

red robots looks a lot more creeper

[@deadweight4897]

+YA BOY SWAG true

[@totallynotapuffball9119]

YA BOY SWAG Blue robots = capitalists

[@spumatei]

Mann vs. Marxism

[@Sav-.]

Nothing is better than a dancing robot army.....

[@oddkill3539]

But it's a Dancing RUSSIAN Robot Army

[@chernobyl7002]

No A Soviet dancing army

[@sherryperkey4927]

Savage Thayer are russen

[@windy2551]

NO THIS IS Soviet Union

[@infantaelsecondary1807]

Savage день Александр

[@cukr]

Teacher: Today we gonna talk about communism
Girls: USSR was BAD!
Boys:

[@yourmajestythegoldentoilet6744]

No, СССР Is best.

[@spumatei]

Boys: *GIRLS ARE BAD*

[@spumatei]

@@thegrandcoffein6928 yes, we are supposed to do so

[@russian_man78]

haha
stupied girls

[@andruspolanco6935]

Incels be like

[@suziefreedives]

This is the reflection of the future: "More technology, more war."

[@commander_eaa2862]

TeLePOrtEr GOin up!

[@Solar_Descent]

DiSpEnSeR gOiN’ uP

[@mehmetozturk9950]

More like "more technology, more cold war." Or nuclear war

[@piglin469]

looks at human history what you said is stupid

[@Emm1lyn]

*Stalin has joined the server.*
*Donald Trump bid farewell, cruel world!*
edit: blyat me friends get 24 like... 🅱️LYAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@dapperfield595]

I bet you don’t even know what blyat means...

[@Emm1lyn]

@@dapperfield595 you bitch

[@OrdinaryOrchid]

@@dapperfield595 something like "shit!"

[@dapperfield595]

Blyat means “fuck”, so saying blyat me friends means...yeah I assume you guys now that part

[@thegreymane6391]

"Как закалялась сталь"
"How the Steel Was Tempered"

[@Чурка-э6д]

Это песня такая русская?

[@sakiukaki7912]

вроде да

[@sasa-bv9gu]

@@Чурка-э6д гражданская оборона

[@ThatGuyIsACoolGuy]

2:26 You can see soldier in his "Disguise" dancing with them

[@thecutie7203]

He's a pussy

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Damn, Soldier's a better spy than the Spy.

[@dapperfield595]

Capitalist Spy

[@sebastianmuras1525]

No hes a robot but they just ran out of metal

[@jonedoe9796]

I Am Facist Spy

[@bcn1gh7h4wk]

2:23
probably the most Soviet bit ever.