"Did you know that Roger Corman was arguably one of the most gifted and masterful filmmakers?" No, but I'm sure his mom tells him that every night on the phone.
I love how in the beginning where Phelous is laying comatose on the floor, you can hear sirens in the background. They knew what was going on and were coming to help.
I think that they were leaving, because if you watch the jacobs ladder review till the very end, they are struggling with the door and when this review starts, it sounds like they are going away, not coming nearer.
the animation is so inconsistent that it's like 8 different movies were literally blended together. Give Dingo Pictures an ounce of credit, at least their animation was consistently bad.
XD in defence of Dingo, they probably didn't even have a studio. The people they worked with probably had little or no experience with animation or writing. I bet they did everything in their movies at home, using what little they had. Their animation is the ugliest we may ever see, but my theory may probably be why
That's Scheherazade? They turned Scheherazade, the woman who saved her own life by telling her murderous king of a husband stories every night for 1001 nights into . . . a bargain basement villainous witch?! That's it, we're done. No respect to the source material at all.
I'll never get the reading stigma in a modern setting. In the time of Beauty and the Beast it'd make sense: Literacy was relatively new then, so Belle WOULD be a weirdo. The 90s...even a meat-head has some basic literacy and likely read magazines or video games, or sports stat boards. Now if she played D&D, THEN we'd have something! We were FEARED back then! ...Kinda...
Her reading is not the issue, nor was it the issue with Belle. The issue with both characters is that they're obsessed with it and they distance themselves from social activities. They're outcasts by choice and they act differently than the others in the town, and THAT'S the issue. ...Unless you go by the live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast, where they anachronistically say that women reading during that time period is why Belle is despised, but that movie has nothing of value, so...
The animation in the CDi games was actually a lot smoother than this, and their cutscenes were a last-minute phone-in because the executives demanded it. Five years in the making for_this?_
CrazyRiverOtter Well, they had to shit both games at the same time, and the animators/artists only had 6 months to do so(if I recall properly) Yup, The Faces Of Evil and it's sequel are bad, but mostly because the games are buggy as hell and their cutscenes are way over animated... Also for the cheap difficulty! 😛 Otherwise the backgrounds and overall presentation is okay...
Aside from the extremely crappy animation and voice acting: all the others obsessing overthe fact that she reads as a reason for their bullying? What an extremely original and extremely realistic idea. I´m still laughing xD
In my experience, if you’re picked out as being ‘weird’, bullies will find literally any reason to pick on you - even stupid ones. One time a kid at primary school started bullying me because I *briefly scratched the back of my hand*.
Something tells me that this was originally animated for some kind of video game, but then it was canceled and Roger Corman didn't want the animations to go to waste so he just slapped it together to make this movie. That's the only explanation I can come up with for this thing.
Anyone else notice that Paige's speaking voice is Elizabeth Daily (Tommy Pickles, from Rugrats) and her singing voice is Hyden Walce (Princess Bubblegum, from Adventure Time)?
Why would they need a separate actress for the singing? EG Daily used to be a singer before getting into voice acting. Kinda an insult to be like "yeah were gonna dub the songs with another actress"
"Why those f***ing bastards. Looks like they be meeting Mr. SHOTGUN!" That was the best part in the whole review. I was laughing for hours because of that line. And also, why the long pause between 4:48 and 5:01?
Woah woah woah wait... she made the sultan fall in love with her? That should be impossible. The lamp can't make people fall in love with someone else.
funny enough, the lamp in old Arabic Folklore didn't have a limit on wishes or limits for what could be wished. The problem came in with evil genies (stuck in the lamps) twisting the wish to give the person a bad time.
The whole "granting wishes" thing is actually not in the original Arabic folklore, to my knowledge. Even in 1001 Arabian Nights, the genie doesn't grant wishes. It performs services and it has the power to perform extraordinary services, but you don't actually say, "I wish for this thing" and the genie makes whatever you ask for just become real. The genie goes and gets clothes and riches to make Aladdin look like a prince. It moves the palace by turning into a whirlwind and blowing it to the place the evil sorcerer wants it to be. And so on and so forth. They also weren't automatically bound to lamps or rings. You had to bind them using the seal of King Solomon (the biblical figure). Once you bound them up, they had to serve you because they had to obey anyone who knew the secrets of the seal.
You know, if S'zade wanted to hide the lamp in the future, she could have hidden it 120,000,000,000,000 years in the future when our universe undergoes heat death. It'd be pretty damn hard to find then.
Then once an intelligent life form finds it in the new universe, people will ask, "Why didn't she just send it 130,000,000,000,000 years into the future? (sigh) When will they learn?"
We have EDUCATED stereotypes 'round these parts ya'know. Sure, ya'll might mostly see us country folk, but there are real dang clever book learners in the cities.
ProbeVoyages It's a joke. C'mon, I knew there were positive stereotypes about the US. It's just a joke at how that town could be the breeding ground, for a majority of the negative stereotypes in America. Ya know, the spoilt, movie star wannabes, the illiterate and dim-witted troglodytes, the trigger-happy lead heads, the incompetent/seriously biased and corrupt police force... I could go on all day.
retrogamelover2012 Ooh, you forgot "everyone who uses snapchat". No, seriously, the entire premise of that site is blatantly a lie anyone who understands logic can understand. If you can SEE a picture, it is being processed and stored by your computer in order to display it. That is how INFORMATION works. And if you can see it, so can a camera. DUH.
You know, the whole town shitting on her in musical form for being such a book nerd makes way more sense if you imagine them as the magically reprogrammed minions of I. M. Meen. Animations fit...
The voice cast for this thing is actually stacked. A lot of good talent. E. G. Daily as Paige, Hayden Welch. You got some heavy hitters. Its too bad their talent is wasted here.
@marcusyamamoto5200 She also voiced Buttercup in Powerpuff Girls, Mockingbird in Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes and the UAC facility voice in Doom 2016.
*science noises* Rick: Wazzup, biatch? Morty: Umm...oh, jeez Rick! Is-is-is that the way people welcome each other nowadays? Rick: Shut up Mo-*burp*-Morty.
1:15- Hard to believe they got such well-known and talented voice actors for this thing. I guess they all got paychecks out of it, but then, did they REALLY need $5?
I'm going on a rewatching binge of Phelous's movie reviews, and the transition between Jacob's Ladder to _this,_ especially in context of the past reviews, is wickedly amazing. It feels like I just got pranked.
Phelan Porteous i just figured it out, phelous. what if (theoretically) this was supposed to be a middle school stage play? it makes sense! the random musical numbers, the everything about it. it all adds up!
ngl the evil queen whatever-her-name-is has a really retro badass flair to her design and im kinda digging the look. that kind of costume would be better suited for a live action film rather than this cd-i-esque bs though.
1:45 Points for the graphics looking miles beyond a Dingo production, at least. 2:42 Bopol box....what in the name of Wabuu is a bopol box? 10:07 Mmm, I needed a snack.....thaaannnksss!
Wow, Elizabeth Daily voices Paige. Hm. You might know her was Tommy Pickles/Susie Carmichael from Rugrats or Buttercup from the original Power Puff Girls run.
I love Aladdin's reaction at 18:55 while Wordsworth is telling Paige off for not reading him. 'What's going on? I don't care. Man, I need a nice long nap.' This was my reaction all throughout birdemic: shock and terror. PS: Phelous's review of this and birdemic is hilarious.
I knew that the voice of Paige sounded familiar. It turns out that she voiced Blossom in the original Powerpuff Girls and Fievel's sister in Fievel goes west.
The difference is Corman knows his movies aren't very high quality and he can honestly say he has helped some of the greatest people in Hollywood. No really. Look at the history of his movies. Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Cappula, Ron Howard, Jack Nicholson, even James Cameron all got their starts working for him or because of him.
TheDreweMaster In all fairness to Roger Corman, he did actually direct a couple of decent horror films with Vincent Price based on Edgar Allen Poe stories. For example, Corman's Masque Of The Red Death and The Tomb Of Ligeira may be worth checking out if you want to :)
+Brian Cancio - tiny chin chin sooooooooooo..................what does your dad think of this animation now, or this cartoon in general? Better yet show him this review!
04:43 - 04:47: Having seen this video many times, I just noticed only now that the boys were also singing...as part of a girls' chorus. Yeah, not boys' voices, just girls'. FIVE YEARS IN THE MAKING!!
"Well why else would they tease me?" "Because you have a terrible personality." Okay, I know bullying isn't a joke, but can you imagine if some shitty excuse for a parent actually SAID that to their kid?! X'D Thanks for the moral support, dad!
It's a cute look, though I was briefly concerned they were going to have them fall down since they had her fidgeting with one of the straps. They were laying it on so thick that people make fun of her, so I wouldn't have put it past them to do that to her
+Evilkat23 I thought the exact, same thing! But I'm pretty sure it's a completely different actor. The fact that he sounds so similar pretty much cements how much of a blatant ripoff this version of Aladdin is.
Ok, I looked up the voice actor, Funny enough, he's not the voice of Disney's Aladdin, but, he's played in several disney productions including the Aladdin TV show...but still wasn't Aladdin. Give the guy an oscar for being convincing though.
Just had to check out this classic review video of yours. Definitely appreciate your whacky Wild review style. You are so good at analyzing and ripping apart these different fairy tales adaptions from around the world! Truly amazing! Also I know that this was the beginning of several of your gimmicks for your channel. Glad to see where these amazing gimmicks first came from!
I was watching this in bed and I had to get up to comment on the mind-bending weirdness that was the revelation that evil green roller-disco lady is _Evil Sheherazade._ I... what? As in, Sheherazade from _the framing narrative?_ Welp. OK then. I mean, all things considered, it's probably not even the weirdest choice someone has made when adapting literature from the public domain.
Of course what Phelous means by five years in the making is that it was made in about a month by a high school student and put on a shelf for five years before being released. Or stuck in development hell. Your choice.
It's kinda Jarring how early on in this movie, it jumps straight from choppy, "Phillips CDI" Animation to Surprisingly Decent Saturday Morning Cartoon animation.
2:53 - 2:55 🎶Ain't nothing but a heartache🎶 🎶Tell me why🎶 🎶Ain't nothing but a mistake🎶 🎶Tell me why🎶 🎶I never wanna hear you say🎶 🎶I want it that way🎶
Roger Corman is certainly a prolific producer and many actors would not have their careers without him, but calling him a masterful filmmaker is a streeeeeeeeetch.
Once again, Aladdin was a separate story and not a part of 1001 Arabian nights, where Sheherazade was a resourceful woman who risked her own life to stop the king who was killing women immediately after sleeping with them and teaching him he could trust women again. So that's two stories they're mangling
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I love how this started the tradition of Phelous skipping dumb musical numbers in reviews with the simple "No" cutaway.
yep
I’m surprised no one’s done a compilation of them.
@@juliannocartagena2007 wait they haven’t done that yet?😂
Now his entire-
*_HEYYEAYEAYEAYEA_*
-is mine
Thank you for that?
Ah yes, the beginning of Phelous' second era: The Era of Animation, Old Man and Wabuu.
The genesis of the Phelous renaissance
Definitely the best era!
The fact that this Aladdin looks like the Disney version makes this whole thing seem like a 12-year-old's Disney fanfic.
Caldella MY GOD!
Considering the plot, it probably is. At least this movie can provide a Good Time.
Caldella wouldn't be surprised if it was an Aladdin fanfic originally tbh.
Or in this case... a BAD TOM!!!!
No that would be better
Paige looks like a rejected "Magic School Bus" character.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was one of the concept arts for Wendy.
Paige look reminds me of felicity smoak from arrow
She must be related to Dorthy-Ann.
MY GO-ODNESS GRACIOUS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS!
Totally Not Russia it is just not doooooone.......OKEH??
"Because people believe everything they read"
Eh, guess that explains every Internet rumor out there LOL
"Did you know that Roger Corman was arguably one of the most gifted and masterful filmmakers?" No, but I'm sure his mom tells him that every night on the phone.
well, he is the most gifted when it comes to making fantastic 4 movies. so, he's got that going for him.
Thomas Jenkins Good point. He so far have made the best Fantastic Four adaption . . . oh God. HIS Fantastic Four is the best Fantastic Four.
It is not funny to make fun of somebody who is over 90.
His Edgar Allan Poe movies with Vincent Price were pretty good though.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Agreed. I wrote the OP before I knew who he was.
I love how in the beginning where Phelous is laying comatose on the floor, you can hear sirens in the background. They knew what was going on and were coming to help.
Turret Dove Or pick up the body. XD
I think that they were leaving, because if you watch the jacobs ladder review till the very end, they are struggling with the door and when this review starts, it sounds like they are going away, not coming nearer.
I thought that meant he was going to the Otherworld
just another Canadian mid-afternoon
@@Mazaroth thank you for sharing
Just realized the face in the book looks like THE old man. Hope he doesn't get wet.
Then he'd be completely useless, now!
The Old Man
TOM.
The Old Man was expected in this movie.
Going by what Phelous said at 16:06, he ALREADY is.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The worse thing about this is that this has a better Jem villain than the actual Jem movie
@@41192tara no, just makes a lot of other things look bad.
@Eevee * yay
I'm not the first person to say this but Phelous's voiceovers are hilarious and I'd love to see more.
It’s better than the voice acting in this cartoon
6:52 the fact that Phelous' edits look better than the actual animation is kind of scary....
the animation is so inconsistent that it's like 8 different movies were literally blended together. Give Dingo Pictures an ounce of credit, at least their animation was consistently bad.
dingo animation is god awful
.XD
XD in defence of Dingo, they probably didn't even have a studio. The people they worked with probably had little or no experience with animation or writing. I bet they did everything in their movies at home, using what little they had.
Their animation is the ugliest we may ever see, but my theory may probably be why
+Spyro The Gerudo oh I see.XD
Spyro The Gerudo Then again...at least this movie is actually animated and has contempt voice acting (mind you it’s not dubbed ,but still)
*5 YEARS IN THE MAKING*
That's Scheherazade? They turned Scheherazade, the woman who saved her own life by telling her murderous king of a husband stories every night for 1001 nights into . . . a bargain basement villainous witch?! That's it, we're done. No respect to the source material at all.
ikr
+Adam Hoffman Seriously movie....THE FUUUUUUUUU-! >___
+Adam Hoffman Makes the Disney version look faithful.....
Strange adaptations seem to have a thing for disrespecting the source material like that, like turning Rasputin and Kralahome into evil sorcerers.
When in doubt, add a pretty princess and evil sorcerer
Gee, it sure is boring around here!
My boy, this review is what all true warriors strive for!
I just wonder what Scheherezade is up to!
@@Chimerism101 your Majesty, GoodTimes and their minions have seized the island of animation!
@@kobaltsteel6418 Hmm. How can we help?
@Chinerism101
It is written only Phelous can defeat Goodtimes.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Phelous: GREAT! I'll grab my stuff!
"And now his whole YEAAAAHEYYEAHYEAHYEA is mine!" - that is some quality meme material
Please , somebody make a full HEYYEAYEA song with clips from this shitload of a movie
Phe-Lous and the Masters of Goodtimes.
I'll never get the reading stigma in a modern setting. In the time of Beauty and the Beast it'd make sense: Literacy was relatively new then, so Belle WOULD be a weirdo. The 90s...even a meat-head has some basic literacy and likely read magazines or video games, or sports stat boards.
Now if she played D&D, THEN we'd have something! We were FEARED back then!
...Kinda...
+papersamurai00 Considering all the satanic D&D propaganda, I can believe you were feared. After all you got those dice from hell.
papersamurai00 Or if Paige liked Marilyn Manson....
Her reading is not the issue, nor was it the issue with Belle. The issue with both characters is that they're obsessed with it and they distance themselves from social activities. They're outcasts by choice and they act differently than the others in the town, and THAT'S the issue. ...Unless you go by the live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast, where they anachronistically say that women reading during that time period is why Belle is despised, but that movie has nothing of value, so...
Dark Dungeons, lol
As a child of the 90s, I can confirm that kids (read: me) would be RELENTLESSLY bullied for reading as a hobby.
The animation in the CDi games was actually a lot smoother than this, and their cutscenes were a last-minute phone-in because the executives demanded it. Five years in the making for_this?_
How could this not take less than five years to make?
CrazyRiverOtter Well, they had to shit both games at the same time, and the animators/artists only had 6 months to do so(if I recall properly)
Yup, The Faces Of Evil and it's sequel are bad, but mostly because the games are buggy as hell and their cutscenes are way over animated... Also for the cheap difficulty! 😛 Otherwise the backgrounds and overall presentation is okay...
But the lines are pretty jagged compared to the animation.
At least the CDI guys gave us IM Meen.
Aside from the extremely crappy animation and voice acting: all the others obsessing overthe fact that she reads as a reason for their bullying? What an extremely original and extremely realistic idea. I´m still laughing xD
Pretty much!
5 YEARS IN THE MAKING!
Also, the massive number of adults bullying her is disturbing.
In my experience, if you’re picked out as being ‘weird’, bullies will find literally any reason to pick on you - even stupid ones. One time a kid at primary school started bullying me because I *briefly scratched the back of my hand*.
I was relentlessly bullied for reading as a kid in the 90s (and for having glasses) so...point for realism, but lost for originality, I'll give you.
"Yay. A completely useless tag-along character." And *now* it's a Disney knock-off.
+Kimi FW Its completely useless now. EEEEEEYYYGH!
HIEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS THE DIIIIIIIBBBB!!!!!!
HEHEEEEEE!
I saw Jim Cummings name in the credits and I thought: "Jim No!!!"
Disney needs make more Winnie the Pooh stuff so he has work with actual quality.
I saw a lot of famous names and raised an eyebrow.
POOH BEAR :D ❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘
Well he was in the "Splatterhouse" remake.
Then again, he did do a voice in one of the Land Before Time sequels. Guess a paycheque is a paycheque.
Isaiah Williams and to think he worked on this crap
Something tells me that this was originally animated for some kind of video game, but then it was canceled and Roger Corman didn't want the animations to go to waste so he just slapped it together to make this movie. That's the only explanation I can come up with for this thing.
It does look like something out of a cheap 90s edutainment game.
I know Jim Cummings was in garbage pail kids too but....YOU WERE WINNIE THE POOH, MAN!!!
I'm going to go cry in a corner now...
not "WERE" silly IS as he still provides the voice for that character.
Maggie Offutt but you get the idea
absolutey!
Dr. Robotnik in Sonic SatAM
...Darkwing Duck
Anyone else notice that Paige's speaking voice is Elizabeth Daily (Tommy Pickles, from Rugrats) and her singing voice is Hyden Walce (Princess Bubblegum, from Adventure Time)?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Okay, I recognized Elizabeth Dailys voice, but Hyden Walch was also in this?
No no Aladdin stop talking go to jail!
Wow😅
Why would they need a separate actress for the singing? EG Daily used to be a singer before getting into voice acting. Kinda an insult to be like "yeah were gonna dub the songs with another actress"
If only Roger Corman had spent *twelve years* making this movie. Then it would have been a MASTERPIECE!
This story seems like it was meant to be a pilot for a Pagemaster TV show, but never got officially completed, and was rewritten as its own movie.
You know........people ship Aladdin and Belle....so I'm just gonna assume so did the creators :D
How the bloody hell does that work??? XD
+Candy Cane
They do?
...Why? Leave the Disney canons alone.
@@Dreigonix It's called fanfiction xD It's alright :)
+C G
True...
@@Dreigonix look up Disney mep
"Why those f***ing bastards. Looks like they be meeting Mr. SHOTGUN!"
That was the best part in the whole review. I was laughing for hours because of that line.
And also, why the long pause between 4:48 and 5:01?
"Let the stupidity sink in" silence.
Woah woah woah wait... she made the sultan fall in love with her? That should be impossible. The lamp can't make people fall in love with someone else.
funny enough, the lamp in old Arabic Folklore didn't have a limit on wishes or limits for what could be wished. The problem came in with evil genies (stuck in the lamps) twisting the wish to give the person a bad time.
The whole "granting wishes" thing is actually not in the original Arabic folklore, to my knowledge. Even in 1001 Arabian Nights, the genie doesn't grant wishes. It performs services and it has the power to perform extraordinary services, but you don't actually say, "I wish for this thing" and the genie makes whatever you ask for just become real. The genie goes and gets clothes and riches to make Aladdin look like a prince. It moves the palace by turning into a whirlwind and blowing it to the place the evil sorcerer wants it to be. And so on and so forth.
They also weren't automatically bound to lamps or rings. You had to bind them using the seal of King Solomon (the biblical figure). Once you bound them up, they had to serve you because they had to obey anyone who knew the secrets of the seal.
In this story it’s unlimited 😅
@cheezemonkeyeater
It's like the oroginal Pokémon.
Gotta catch all genies.
You know, if S'zade wanted to hide the lamp in the future, she could have hidden it 120,000,000,000,000 years in the future when our universe undergoes heat death. It'd be pretty damn hard to find then.
Then once an intelligent life form finds it in the new universe, people will ask, "Why didn't she just send it 130,000,000,000,000 years into the future? (sigh) When will they learn?"
All things aside, Paige has a cute outfit.
This HAD to have originally been for a CD game before plans were scrapped and it was thrown into a video casette instead.
Yeah makes too much sense
That probably would explain the Phillips CDI-like animation if it's true
Wait, doesn't Paige kinda sound like.....?
*checks imdb*
Elizabeth Daily, nooooooooo!
If this was before PPG, she needed a paycheck, if AFTER, she owed someone a favor.
Mr. Cow Pre Powepuff Girls, but Rugrats was still going. But I guess sometimes ya just gotta accept any work that comes your way...
I suppose any literate person would stick out like a sore thumb in that town.
Must be where all the US stereotypes live.
We have EDUCATED stereotypes 'round these parts ya'know. Sure, ya'll might mostly see us country folk, but there are real dang clever book learners in the cities.
ProbeVoyages It's a joke. C'mon, I knew there were positive stereotypes about the US. It's just a joke at how that town could be the breeding ground, for a majority of the negative stereotypes in America. Ya know, the spoilt, movie star wannabes, the illiterate and dim-witted troglodytes, the trigger-happy lead heads, the incompetent/seriously biased and corrupt police force... I could go on all day.
retrogamelover2012
Ooh, you forgot "everyone who uses snapchat".
No, seriously, the entire premise of that site is blatantly a lie anyone who understands logic can understand.
If you can SEE a picture, it is being processed and stored by your computer in order to display it. That is how INFORMATION works. And if you can see it, so can a camera. DUH.
foxymetroid Oh joy I guess if I go to that town since I love to read books I'll be treated like a outcast too! lol
You know, the whole town shitting on her in musical form for being such a book nerd makes way more sense if you imagine them as the magically reprogrammed minions of I. M. Meen.
Animations fit...
Also, I really appreciate the Poptart jump-scare. Absolutely beautiful.
Am I the only one who thinks they just slapped Old Man's face on the talking book Wordsworth? XD
Say what you will about this weird looking, nonsensical movie, but the bug on Paige's shirt at 8:21 is adorable :3
Charles Wagner Aww, it really is ❤️
The term “The (blank) of all time” has become quite popular online, remember this movie came out in 2000, way before it was cool.
The voice cast for this thing is actually stacked. A lot of good talent. E. G. Daily as Paige, Hayden Welch. You got some heavy hitters. Its too bad their talent is wasted here.
Wait? The E.G. Daily? The original voice actress for Hinoka & Peri from Fire Emblem Fates?
@marcusyamamoto5200
She also voiced Buttercup in Powerpuff Girls, Mockingbird in Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes and the UAC facility voice in Doom 2016.
Great Scott! Marty we need to go back! Aladdin and Page are fucking up time!
+ThePonyDalek Holy shit!
*science noises*
Rick: Wazzup, biatch?
Morty: Umm...oh, jeez Rick! Is-is-is that the way people welcome each other nowadays?
Rick: Shut up Mo-*burp*-Morty.
Doctor Who vs Aladdin and Paige.
Gotta say though, the animation at 13:54 is a notch above the rest; why can't they keep that level of quality for the rest of the movie?
Of course Aladdin doesn't know who Henry VIII is, the Arabian Nights was written centuries before Henry was even born!
realitywarper93 (That's the joke)
Yeah um Realitywarper….it’s a joke 😅 I know it’s not always easy to tell. Um try to have subtitles on if it is easier
I lost it at the sheriff, then lost it even more at "Mr. Shotgun."
Some one better start making YTP's outta this crap.
+Saddam Hussein No! Not into the poop -- IT BUUUUURNS!
+Saddam Hussein It basically already are.
Why would someone make a YTP out of a YTP?
+Saddam Hussein I'm downloading the full movie from RUclips for just that reason.
oh hi saddam
1:15- Hard to believe they got such well-known and talented voice actors for this thing. I guess they all got paychecks out of it, but then, did they REALLY need $5?
Scheherazade is a villain now? Nooooo :(
I'm going on a rewatching binge of Phelous's movie reviews, and the transition between Jacob's Ladder to _this,_ especially in context of the past reviews, is wickedly amazing. It feels like I just got pranked.
Yeah having that context now, it’s pretty amazing
Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time is one of the animated adventures of all time.
Ms. Frizzle: "Ah yes...this is my distant relative, Paige. I try not to talk about her because she's....more bizarre than me."
So THAT'S what happened to Daffy Duck after he got turned into a cobra....
"You' re dessspicable."
Good god, this is like a terrible self-insert fanfiction.
ALL HAIL TO THE MARY SUE!!!!!!11111one
ENOBI DARKNESS DEMENTIA TARA WAY LIVES
Ebony would easily kill Page
No one fucks with Enoby.
Mordred Necrivale she would probably kill Aladin too
That She-Ra moment made me die xD!!!
Hey adora.
Hey, remember when bullying was limited to just teasing people for reading a lot? And remember when people used to read books? Good times.
Mario Plush, it's from from the 1988 Pulse.
phelous.com/2010/07/14/phelous/and-the-movies/pulse/
Phelan Porteous 1:38 Timely or not, don't worry! I still luv ya reviews Phelous! XD
Phelan Porteous 18:19- God bless you, Phelous, and your making fun of The Irate Shitter.
Phelan Porteous i just figured it out, phelous. what if (theoretically) this was supposed to be a middle school stage play? it makes sense! the random musical numbers, the everything about it. it all adds up!
Phelan Porteous I loved that quantum leap reference. I just recently bought the boxset.
Are you sure it's from from 1988?
ngl the evil queen whatever-her-name-is has a really retro badass flair to her design and im kinda digging the look. that kind of costume would be better suited for a live action film rather than this cd-i-esque bs though.
Oh, and look who else she went to school with! DOCTA WOWEE!
DOCTOR WAHWEE!
Find Doctah Wahwee.
1:45 Points for the graphics looking miles beyond a Dingo production, at least.
2:42 Bopol box....what in the name of Wabuu is a bopol box?
10:07 Mmm, I needed a snack.....thaaannnksss!
Wow, Elizabeth Daily voices Paige. Hm. You might know her was Tommy Pickles/Susie Carmichael from Rugrats or Buttercup from the original Power Puff Girls run.
I thought she sounded familiar!
Although Susie was voiced by Cree Summers. But the rest are correct.
She also played a prostitute in The Devil's Rejects.
how mute money is she being pay to be in it crap movie?
I love Aladdin's reaction at 18:55 while Wordsworth is telling Paige off for not reading him. 'What's going on? I don't care. Man, I need a nice long nap.' This was my reaction all throughout birdemic: shock and terror.
PS: Phelous's review of this and birdemic is hilarious.
I love how Aladdin knows modern English.
this has a cdi feel animation drawing to it. *vieo mentioned it 5 min after* lol.
This happens to me too some times. I comment on something only for the video bring the same thing up. :'D
I can only imagine this Aladdin with diamonds
THE DIAMONDS MY GOD
+Sam "Your father the Sultan is your father?"
+Tareltonlives
jasmine: but perhaps, we could be friends?
Aladdin: mmm...I dunno...I think we should be enemies. (WHO SAYS THAT?!)
it kind of looks like Aladdin changes to look more like Disney Aladdin when his turban is removed.
AGH WELL... sh*t
Disney Aladdin: Shit! Shit! Holy Shit!
I knew that the voice of Paige sounded familiar. It turns out that she voiced Blossom in the original Powerpuff Girls and Fievel's sister in Fievel goes west.
Buttercup, though Blossom's VA, Cathy Cavadini, is in this as well.
This was the first Phelous episode I ever watched.
Something to further put into perspective how bad this movie is: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 WAS MADE IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME AS THIS.
Really? Owwww........
OOF!
I'm suprised nobody has mentioned how Aladdin looks like Bruno Mars.
AND IT ALL JUST SOUNDS LIKE
UEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!
I was hoping for something worse than Dingo Pictures, but actually...this comes really close.
Why would you ask for something like that?
unlike dingo the voice acting sounds normal
Nah, this is a Disney masterpiece compared to Dingo. If you want worse than Dingo, look up Wownow productions aka Ruthless Films.
@@SwiftNimblefoot ok, after looking up wownow entertainment, it really looks like cgi dingo pictures
*opens video*
*lying on floor dead*
"Should I just leave now?"
Phelous: Sorry, I'm dead.
18:11 I didn't know that Aladdin could teleport. I guess we learn something new every day.
"And we finally lived happily ever after."
"and we're completely useless know"
EEEEEEEEE
Ah, my favorite Aladdin review you've ever done!
10 years?! 😭
How has it been TEN YEARS already?!
The book looks like Old Man from Beauty and the Beast :0
He was expected
Mr. Shotgun is my favorite Aladdin character.
Decided to rewatch your review of this thing instead of whatever Guy Ritchie put into theaters a few days ago. No Regrets
Roger Corman's biography sounds even more egotistical than M. Night Shyamalan.
The difference is Corman knows his movies aren't very high quality and he can honestly say he has helped some of the greatest people in Hollywood.
No really. Look at the history of his movies. Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Cappula, Ron Howard, Jack Nicholson, even James Cameron all got their starts working for him or because of him.
Herschal Shep Woah. 0.0
TheDreweMaster In all fairness to Roger Corman, he did actually direct a couple of decent horror films with Vincent Price based on Edgar Allen Poe stories. For example, Corman's Masque Of The Red Death and The Tomb Of Ligeira may be worth checking out if you want to :)
whats weird is that my dad was the animator for the movie :/
Seriously?
Tobisaru Yeah, he hand drawn the animation, He now works as a professional artist.
+Brian Cancio - tiny chin chin sooooooooooo..................what does your dad think of this animation now, or this cartoon in general? Better yet show him this review!
marko simunic oh my dad, he laughed when he saw it
that's fucking hilarious.
04:43 - 04:47: Having seen this video many times, I just noticed only now that the boys were also singing...as part of a girls' chorus. Yeah, not boys' voices, just girls'. FIVE YEARS IN THE MAKING!!
My god, you're right. They didn't add in the boys' voices when they added them to the shot; there was only the voices of the three girls.
Lawrence Kasanoff: Hold my beer.
"Well why else would they tease me?"
"Because you have a terrible personality."
Okay, I know bullying isn't a joke, but can you imagine if some shitty excuse for a parent actually SAID that to their kid?! X'D Thanks for the moral support, dad!
One good thing I have to say is, I think Paige is cute. I like her overalls.
It's a cute look, though I was briefly concerned they were going to have them fall down since they had her fidgeting with one of the straps. They were laying it on so thick that people make fun of her, so I wouldn't have put it past them to do that to her
Is that the actual voice actor for the disney Aladdin? The one who plays...Aladdin...If not they sound very similar.
I think it is
+Evilkat23 I thought the exact, same thing! But I'm pretty sure it's a completely different actor. The fact that he sounds so similar pretty much cements how much of a blatant ripoff this version of Aladdin is.
Ok, I looked up the voice actor, Funny enough, he's not the voice of Disney's Aladdin, but, he's played in several disney productions including the Aladdin TV show...but still wasn't Aladdin. Give the guy an oscar for being convincing though.
+Evilkat23 Thank goodness it wasn't the real one. That would of been a low in his career if he took the job in this.
+Goldenrose 438 I don't know. He was also on full house too, so not a new low. But definitely a low.
Just want to say this was one of your funniest reviews, thank you for posting it on RUclips
"wait, didn't you accept your death and left our mortal plain forever in the last review?"
"eh, I got better..."
Just had to check out this classic review video of yours. Definitely appreciate your whacky Wild review style. You are so good at analyzing and ripping apart these different fairy tales adaptions from around the world! Truly amazing! Also I know that this was the beginning of several of your gimmicks for your channel. Glad to see where these amazing gimmicks first came from!
I was watching this in bed and I had to get up to comment on the mind-bending weirdness that was the revelation that evil green roller-disco lady is _Evil Sheherazade._ I... what? As in, Sheherazade from _the framing narrative?_
Welp. OK then. I mean, all things considered, it's probably not even the weirdest choice someone has made when adapting literature from the public domain.
Jaherazod: I wished for him to fall in love with me
Disney's Genie: Uhhhhh, you can't do that
Yes, yes you can.
Goodtimes Genie: Oookay?
Of course what Phelous means by five years in the making is that it was made in about a month by a high school student and put on a shelf for five years before being released.
Or stuck in development hell. Your choice.
I.M Meen would have a field day with Paige.
"In fact, somewhere, it's still happening"
It keeps happening
It's kinda Jarring how early on in this movie, it jumps straight from choppy, "Phillips CDI" Animation to Surprisingly Decent Saturday Morning Cartoon animation.
2:53 - 2:55
🎶Ain't nothing but a heartache🎶
🎶Tell me why🎶
🎶Ain't nothing but a mistake🎶
🎶Tell me why🎶
🎶I never wanna hear you say🎶
🎶I want it that way🎶
EH!
11:02 wait, scheherazade, as in the main character/framing device of a thousand and one Arabian nights? Why is she the villain?
Great question. Because POTATOES
Roger Corman is certainly a prolific producer and many actors would not have their careers without him, but calling him a masterful filmmaker is a streeeeeeeeetch.
"Look over there.."
"NO".
Lol Phelous, not having any of it.
Is the voice-actress who voices Page the same actress who voiced Tommy Pickles in "Rugrats?" Because it sounds an awful lot like her!
+nerdsman567 according to IMDb, yes. Unfortunately so
Fuelled By Maple I thought it was! Thank you! :)
nerdsman567 no problemo
This truly is one of the adventures of all time
17:00 I wish to undo my previous wish.
Villainess: Hahaha. She used up all 3 of her wishes, Aladdin won't come back now.
Interesting Quantum Leap reference at the end, there.
Once again, Aladdin was a separate story and not a part of 1001 Arabian nights, where Sheherazade was a resourceful woman who risked her own life to stop the king who was killing women immediately after sleeping with them and teaching him he could trust women again. So that's two stories they're mangling