just wanted to say i love how you play matches and then suddenly switch to giving people tips like smoke spots, peak spots etc, its actually made me win quite a few games! much appreciated man keep up the good work :D
Jeff the first half of your video explains my struggle perfectly, i play occasionally with my friends (that are very very very not the best) semi - regularly so ill drop 40 frags lose the game and get deranked, its so hard to play against people who have no idea what they're doing because its impossible to predict, which is half of what cs is about
Find teammates on reddit if you want a good rank but if you want to have fun with friends you should forget about the rank for at least as long as you play with them
@@s1phor älä paskaa puhu, kylhän mömmö servuillakin hyvät pelaajat osuu. Sanoisin että sellaista suurinta osaa pelaajista ei edes vaikuta tälläiset asiat kun mekaniikat on paskat
@@s1phor nah the servers work fine. I can with a good concuance say i havr never missed a shot because of a server lagging - its either my internet or my skill. +p90 is shit gun. U just have to place ur crosshair where u will think u will be able to react when he peeks and then ez dub or just shoot them long distance or just hit the headshot (its not that hard if u can aim, im lem so i can aim and p90 has never been a problem against me on the upper ranks)
i started watching ur videos a week ago. by that small time i improved so much. from gn2 to mge. this is no exaggeration but i learn more stuff from you than from nadeking. you deserve so much recognition because ur content is very honest and genuine
even if u shoot them in the back they somehow jump shot 180 one tap u between the eye while falling down.. not once but at least 6 times in game. 80 hour gods indeed.
It made me feel so good that the P90 guy didn't get ELO from that match. I swear, because on LE just don't know how to use utility. Because of that, most of them cannot do anything against a "P90 rush cyka blyat". I've had so many matches where I could counter the enemies' P90 rush "strat" perfectly but my team couldn't do anything because they dumb.
the reason i like this series its not about reaching global elite... when he show us the gameplay....at the same time... he show use some useful tips during the game
The last thing you said about smoke line-ups is so true. I've met so many people who have all these excuses for not knowing smokes and they wonder why their game experience isn't as good as others'. I've met people who said they wanted to talk strat but then thought rushing wasn't a strat, same dude said "ain't nobody got time for throwing smokes in bot maps for 2 hours" after I told him we needed to talk about who was doing what. Then there's this weird phenomenon of people who think mentioning you have ESEA Open experience makes you badass when really you bottomed out and didn't win a single match. I've met people who claim they coach teams and then they're posting online that they can't find good groups to play with. Reality is the key, a good dose of that and you can tackle this game.
yup, i remember a few years ago, i had to really play smart and warmup to slowly get to legendary eagle. Now i am playing again but more casually and i got there in 2 weeks playing like a noob. I remember how difficult it was the first time i played this rank, it felt like i got directly headshoted everytime. now people are running with p90 and ranking up playing like that
Just play faceit its Much easier to rank up and u have to have skill unlike mm where u have to play 5 games and hope u get somewhat good teamates to maybe just maybe rank up once
@@Bambim8 My buddy is Autistic and Face-It 7 so thats a dumb point. Just call em shitters, as even disabled players can be better than some of the idiots that somehow are above Silver / FI3
Nice classical music tastes, mate. Ceaikowsky - Waltz of the Flowers and then the piano one, that I forgot what it is .. 😥 (I am a cellist and I am still embarassed) Edit: yea it's Chopin.. well done ❤️
it's so true what you're saying, the highest mm ranks today are the new silver ngl. when i started playing, i didn't even see myself get to the top ranks. i remember watching you when i was silver and i was like "woooow :O i wish i was that good". and today i am level 10 faceit :D because i have WORKED MY ASS OFF. and then it comes to mm ranks... i have several friends that are lem, supreme and globals and they don't even know how to use utillities, give calls, KNOW CALLS. Me and my friend always goes 30 kills and still lose. When i was new I could litterally watch videos "how to get out of silver" "how to get better aim/gamesense etc" "how to be a good team player" and watch your road to global videos back in the days xD all day and all night long. But they're like "i'm supreme so i don't have to care about anything bcs i'm so freakin' good B)"
He was actually blocking them, because he's used to teammates peeking wide and he spaces close to peek with them, but instead they jiggle peek and get blocked by him
not to insult on those people you're playing with and against, jeff. But as an MGE i'm utterly surprised at how poor their gamesense and aim are. (Also wth with all those p90 on d2 wtf) oh and Watermelon Gang
A N I M A L S
Wassup My G
A N I M A L S
Insulting gold novas no good Jeff.. they are doing the best they can.. no need to make them feel inferior Jeff. BAD JEFF!
CATS AND GUINEA PIG
JUST DONT RANK UP, DESTROYING NOOBS IS FUN
jeff: doesn't use the z-eco song at 2:06
me: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
I agree very much so
I was just going to comment that
if this happens again i have to unsubscribe :(
a succesful one as well
Jeff: i couldn't carry in terms of frags
Also jeff: 43/17
That's jeff not hougougougougaagoune
True tho
Just to provide an explanation, I think he had a meh CT-half, but he destroyed on the T side.
Jeff in a nutshell
was looking for this one lmao
Lol that mirage tetris thing, whenever I queue with friends I ban them from going tetris on T-side and it works wonders
"All my kids needed was a bit of structure, and a male figure to look up to". Wise words, parenting 101 by Jeff.
“He literally opened long with a p90!”
Me in silver: There’s another way to do it?
Yes negev
@@alvag6 good point, for some reason I am the only one of my friends that is able to stop someone who is crouch peeking with a Negev
yeah gold novas are pretty much silvers anyway
@@5at5una Only because valve ranking sucks ass, there is a significant difference between real novas and silvers.
Props to houngagennengnag to sticking to his morales and playing the game like a level headed pro. You surely made your teammates days.
The guy teaching the mid smoke mid-game should be commended for being a good teacher! :D
Time stamp pls
@@ThatValdaCui 11:40
yep definetly
I dont get it why U cant simply drop nades like weapons.
Dropping knifes would be also fun xD.
He actualy is the only one capeble of getting commend of that kind
If Houngoungagne played csgo for 12k hours, it would be 500 days. Literally been playing a full year and two-thirds
well, Global Offensive came out almost 10 years ago so 1.6/10 its not much its like playing 4 hours every day its not very unusual
Dude can you even math, thats less than 1.5 years since a year is ~8.8k hours
I almost forgot how many days a year is, so yeah .-.
@@starlord360xy24 the number of days in a year is 300 days and 12 chicken nuggets
(DONT FORGET MEN)
@@rai1smaw603 thanks bro! Appreciated it XD
just wanted to say i love how you play matches and then suddenly switch to giving people tips like smoke spots, peak spots etc, its actually made me win quite a few games! much appreciated man keep up the good work :D
Gold novas watching: So we are silvers?
literally
What are silvers then
@@YNOTcs smurfing globals, probably
the only way to complete the full circle
@@audeeophile yes but what are globals then
@@YNOTcs
As Jeff said. Globals are Silver with more hours in the game.
Jeff the first half of your video explains my struggle perfectly, i play occasionally with my friends (that are very very very not the best) semi - regularly so ill drop 40 frags lose the game and get deranked, its so hard to play against people who have no idea what they're doing because its impossible to predict, which is half of what cs is about
Find teammates on reddit if you want a good rank but if you want to have fun with friends you should forget about the rank for at least as long as you play with them
Road to Global Baguette. Finally, it's back!
Baguette et rillettes de porc 😋
tg
Jeff: You have no excuse for not knowing your smokes
Me: Having no excuses and still not knowing my smokes
"I was not able to carry my Team with kills" -> goes 43 17
Glad to see your posts appearing in my feed again Jeff, you have pleased the algorithm once more!!
*5:37** : That step doesn't exist"- Jeff*
*MM Players - "That's why its brilliant"*
Stuff*
Its more like when servers are so bad that aim doesnt work, you gotta go for that massive bullet output, because some of them are bound to hit....
@@s1phor älä paskaa puhu, kylhän mömmö servuillakin hyvät pelaajat osuu. Sanoisin että sellaista suurinta osaa pelaajista ei edes vaikuta tälläiset asiat kun mekaniikat on paskat
@@s1phor spray and pray my guy.. spray and pray
@@s1phor nah the servers work fine. I can with a good concuance say i havr never missed a shot because of a server lagging - its either my internet or my skill. +p90 is shit gun. U just have to place ur crosshair where u will think u will be able to react when he peeks and then ez dub or just shoot them long distance or just hit the headshot (its not that hard if u can aim, im lem so i can aim and p90 has never been a problem against me on the upper ranks)
i started watching ur videos a week ago. by that small time i improved so much. from gn2 to mge. this is no exaggeration but i learn more stuff from you than from nadeking. you deserve so much recognition because ur content is very honest and genuine
I learn more things in jeff's videos than by playing the actual game. Keep up the good work jeff.
Jeff is just discovering the daily struggles of solo queuing and mm life!
Jeff still blessing the one's who doesn't deserve him to be on their team ♥️
Just imagine having a teammate like jeff. Knows pop flash and give you info. A good mic and friendly
Only in my dreams :,(
Same problem here on Asia server. Most of the time if you SoloQ, you only get teammates who doesnt speak, doesnt know what to do, and doesnt listen.
It’s a myth
Only in EU and NA servers are friendly :(
I got all that, except i cant aim for shit. So im useless aside the info i give.
damn, guess i'm playing a different mm cuz all my LE enemies are either 80 hours gods or fplc smurfs
Same here, i popflash enemies ,and those blind people still give me headshot
Bro same i never get easy enemies how youtubers get i wonder
@@greatshotxd do you play us or eu?
@@johandominguez6788 im actually from pakistan
even if u shoot them in the back they somehow jump shot 180 one tap u between the eye while falling down.. not once but at least 6 times in game.
80 hour gods indeed.
alternate title:
Jeff encounters a random P90-only recording lobby
Blueberries hard core underrated
a l g o r i t h m
HOUNGOUNGAGNE
: "Comment your favorite fruit!"
Me: B A N A N A
4:18 sheeesh that voicecrack hit on another level
That comeback is insane. Those ranks are crazy for the plays that we witnessed today.
It made me feel so good that the P90 guy didn't get ELO from that match. I swear, because on LE just don't know how to use utility. Because of that, most of them cannot do anything against a "P90 rush cyka blyat". I've had so many matches where I could counter the enemies' P90 rush "strat" perfectly but my team couldn't do anything because they dumb.
Your voice makes your content kinda wholesome to watch I like it also this comment is for the algorithm
Take a shot every time Jeff says the word animals xD
You'd be richer than Jeff fuckin Bezos xD
@@Slyze33 take a shot, not a penny for or a dollar for etc...
I don’t drink so I just pulled out a joint when I saw this brother
my brother died this way
Jeff: *tries to play and level up his rank...*
Cheaters: Allow us to I N T R O D U C E ourselves.
the reason i like this series its not about reaching global elite... when he show us the gameplay....at the same time... he show use some useful tips during the game
MOM WAKE UP, HOUNGOUNGAGNE UPLOADED THIS WEEK
im silver and im proud
Im unranked and im proud
Same man
Same
Comrade
I’m silver elite just got a rank up
The last thing you said about smoke line-ups is so true. I've met so many people who have all these excuses for not knowing smokes and they wonder why their game experience isn't as good as others'. I've met people who said they wanted to talk strat but then thought rushing wasn't a strat, same dude said "ain't nobody got time for throwing smokes in bot maps for 2 hours" after I told him we needed to talk about who was doing what. Then there's this weird phenomenon of people who think mentioning you have ESEA Open experience makes you badass when really you bottomed out and didn't win a single match. I've met people who claim they coach teams and then they're posting online that they can't find good groups to play with. Reality is the key, a good dose of that and you can tackle this game.
"Globul is just silver with more hours"
-idk who said that, at a certain year
homie rockin the p90 with the best album cover of all time for his pfp
Which album is it?
"he's getting up faster than my dad did" Boooyy I love it xDD
19:24
jeff: "favourite vegitable"
Tomato: am I a joke to you
MY FAVORITE SERIES ON RUclips
we love to see it Jeff :D
watching your videos and how you explain situations on bombsites really helped me up my csgo game, thx for the great vids, keep it up
I know these games hurt you mentally but they're so good to learn from, ty my dude!
Woah, huouonaoguonaugongu with a PROPER upload schedule??????
I like strawberries
???????????????
Yeah strawberries are a good pick!
12:48 mateusz "lockdown" morawiecki ..XD
Next video: "We taught apes to play CS:GO and their rank was Distinguished Master Guardian"
As the wise Kevin Spacey once said, BANANAS
jeff on mic: Come on guys, we can do this, we will win this
jeff off mic: These guys are braindead
Got up early this morning and I get a new Houngoungagne upload, epic
Do you live in America?
@@foreverprogaming2421 Yes
@@grif9511 ok then ,it explains everything
Hey if anyone is reading this, Mr.Jeff commented on my mag 7 video in which I learnt from him and did those epic shots, thanks again Mr.Jeff ❤️
tum indian hona ? me bhi
@@maddox4987 yes Brother I'm Indian ❤️
@@aryanjohnsharma me bhi indian JAI HIND
@@maddox4987 great🔥❤️
I have to stop binge watching your channel i have no more videos left :)
Jeef: All i see is pain.
Me: All i see is the bayonet lore, that are more expensive that all of my inventory.
See thats pain… :(
"I've seen so many p90 plays in... never"
Me who is silver and almost never seen a good awp play
all my friends should watch this :D you think exactly what i think half of my games, and they don't get it ("but i was pushing!!")
That one guy who rushed with a p90 is an animal ;)
It took me a year to get out of Mge and two weeks to get from dmg to Lem, matchmaking ranks are perfectly balanced and not broken at all
yup, i remember a few years ago, i had to really play smart and warmup to slowly get to legendary eagle. Now i am playing again but more casually and i got there in 2 weeks playing like a noob. I remember how difficult it was the first time i played this rank, it felt like i got directly headshoted everytime. now people are running with p90 and ranking up playing like that
Guess most of the good players moved on to better games... Why are we still playing this hacker infested shit!
@@desfefe That is the biggest reason I mainly play Valorant now. CS would be so good without cheaters but those assholes ruin the whole experience.
@@desfefe nah, some did but a shitload moved over to faceit &c
@@sjs9698
Don't know about you but even faceit/ESEA is dead
i know its not a fruit but POTATO GANG
Potatoes are the best vegetable
If you live in ylästö I know your cat
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" :)
if you aim corectly
Congrats on 700k, Jeff!
Omg, 43 kills in MM. That brings back memories xD
I feel less bad about my own MMs after this. ty
Yeah. How is this LEM?
I burst loud when the cs says one more and runs away (in slow motion) ahahah. Respect from Turkiye..
I made it to Supreme without learning smoke lineups. But maybe I should learn them now, better late than never haha. Also strawberries
0:35 Nade headshot through the wall x)
5:30 why is there a guy with Number of the beast album on his profile pic but his name is bananad
12:47 as a polish guy i smiled on his nickname xD
Me who cant even go out in gold nova be like : 👁👄👁
How did he got so noob lem enemy teams..... I m too trying hard to get out of nova
Just play faceit its Much easier to rank up and u have to have skill unlike mm where u have to play 5 games and hope u get somewhat good teamates to maybe just maybe rank up once
im in silver
@@kde1l58 faceit is literally the same, what are you talking about :'D 90% of the games you get matched up with people who have learning disabilities.
@@Bambim8 My buddy is Autistic and Face-It 7 so thats a dumb point. Just call em shitters, as even disabled players can be better than some of the idiots that somehow are above Silver / FI3
2:17 best smoke ever 😂😂
2:10 i was hoping for a z-eco vid ;(
Wow! I've never clicked on a video so fast
I loved the commentary on this video so much I wanted to like the video again : D.
The title should be "GOLD is the new Legendary Eagle"
P90 in LE bracket... That's actually amazing that run and gun gameplay can carry someone that high.
Edit:holy fck one of those was a GE?
love the way that the spinbotter spinbot so much that he can donade through head shot
Nice classical music tastes, mate. Ceaikowsky - Waltz of the Flowers and then the piano one, that I forgot what it is .. 😥
(I am a cellist and I am still embarassed)
Edit: yea it's Chopin.. well done ❤️
I am in LE and I pretty often do have those brain dead teammates, I dont know they happen to be in LE but it is kinda anoying tbh :(
I'm LE too, and yeah.. we're just silvers with some knowledge of spray pattern
it's so true what you're saying, the highest mm ranks today are the new silver ngl. when i started playing, i didn't even see myself get to the top ranks. i remember watching you when i was silver and i was like "woooow :O i wish i was that good". and today i am level 10 faceit :D because i have WORKED MY ASS OFF. and then it comes to mm ranks... i have several friends that are lem, supreme and globals and they don't even know how to use utillities, give calls, KNOW CALLS. Me and my friend always goes 30 kills and still lose.
When i was new I could litterally watch videos "how to get out of silver" "how to get better aim/gamesense etc" "how to be a good team player" and watch your road to global videos back in the days xD all day and all night long. But they're like "i'm supreme so i don't have to care about anything bcs i'm so freakin' good B)"
Bro i love your Videos! Could You maibe do a Channel where you Upload only uncut rounds or maybe stream more? Would be awesome 😍👌🏽
When will u get the "HOUNGOUNGAGNE production" intro back?
Hey Jeff! Great videos! I watch these to learn CS
Can you show the lineup you were setting up for at 17:48?
4:34 im wheezing
And here I am with a much higher game sense, yet stuck in gold nova
jeff: I couldn't carry in terms of frags
Cheater: ooops
Imagine being a silver and knowing smokes and top-fragging almost every game and stil not ranking up
Bananas
I like how the teammates are blocking him every round
He was actually blocking them, because he's used to teammates peeking wide and he spaces close to peek with them, but instead they jiggle peek and get blocked by him
jeff is that nice guy that almost nobody listens to
hey jeff, as ur a french guy, is mm hard without !gg?
not to insult on those people you're playing with and against, jeff. But as an MGE i'm utterly surprised at how poor their gamesense and aim are. (Also wth with all those p90 on d2 wtf)
oh and Watermelon Gang
the problem with these players-often they get no brain and grenades, but some good shots and desintegrate you
watermelon is a berry, isn't it?..
@@uroborosi think so, and berries are fruit, so.
this man really unexpects the boldness of low ranks kekw
male figure and a structure to look up to!!! I'm ded! this makes me laugh out loud like literally not lol :p
My fruit is: Posture Check
Congrats on 700k
Great choice of music throughout the video :)
*when your girlfriend learns new shit* "WHAT IS THIS BOUNCE?!"
2:25
oh I learned a new trick
also me: forgets to use it in game
my brain: you don’t even have a pc nor csgo 🤣
This guy was 2 busy for painting the wall :DDD
they are not animals, they are just fricking fearless
goodluck in this challenge, keep calm and try to enjoy it somehow
I like the Chopins nocturne in the background
12:50 Mateusz „Lockdown” Morawiecki xDD