Redd is one of the all time greats! He is lost to the last 2 generations pretty much. Anyone who likes great comedy has to love Redd Foxx. No matter what the material is, this man is just friggin' funny. Live on Redd!
This is some old school Foxx. One of the greats of comedy history Id say. Without him, potentially we may not have had Pryror, Carlin maybe, Eddie Murphy, who always gave his props to Pryor for influence. Redd Foxx was fuckin awsome!
Confucius say: man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger!!!! Confucius say: man who has sex with woman on the ground have piece on earth!!!! Confucius say: man who walks behind cranked car gets exhausted!!!!
Freedom of expression is a good thing. But freedom of expression with low tastes is like restroom relief. It stinks. Those in the bathroom may not mind it due to loss of sensitivity until they walk outside and smell some fresh air.
Not Confucius say: Man who walk path with nose in air not realise lingering stink come from own moccasin. Edit: Happy Year of the Dragon. I hope you're out there doing well, 13yrs and noone else commented...amazing😂
great truths are often left to the archaeologists, aren’t they? “ 🤣 a great dragon new year to you as well! Remember how Laozi compared Confucius to the dragon ha! Cheers!
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Confucius say: Man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient
Confucious say.....Man who go sideways through turnstile at airport going to Bangkok.
Confucius say...Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
hey that's not a confucius say.... that's just pure logic ;o)
I get it lol
Mmm yes, very wise.
Confucious say... It take many nail to build crib, and one screw to fill it.
Redd is one of the all time greats! He is lost to the last 2 generations pretty much. Anyone who likes great comedy has to love Redd Foxx. No matter what the material is, this man is just friggin' funny. Live on Redd!
confucius say crowded elevator smells different to midget :)
And the one who gets out last-:)
Confucius say
Baseball a lie, man with four balls cannot walk
My nephew eats, breathes and sleeps baseball,, I'll have to tell him your saying!
Confucius say: Butcher who backs into meat grinder, gets a little behind in his orders...
man who stand on toilet, is high on pot
Confucius say girl who sit on Judges lap get honorable discharge.
What about a president‘s lap?
Or a laptop?
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. Hahaha! That's my new favorite response to people who push my buttons.
confucious say: it takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it
Woman who sits on judge's lap receives honorable discharge.
Confucius say man who drop watch in toilet, he get crappy time
Confucious say
man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion
Confucius also say... Man with feet planted firmly on ground has hard time getting pants off.
Also say "Man who pass gas in church must sit in his own pew"
confucius say: squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.. omg i wet myself
Confucius say,man with hands in pockets,not necessarily feeling crazy,but feeling nuts.
Confucius say , Man who goes to bed with itchy butt , Wakes up with brown fingers !
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
man who drink fifth on fourth not likely to come forth on fifth.
so true
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Confucius say man who hammers table together not screwing around
Confucius Say... 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights make a left...
Confucius say: If a man drops his watch in a toilet, it means that he will have a shitty time
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
Confucius says If your girlfriend starts smoking, you are going to fast
This is some old school Foxx. One of the greats of comedy history Id say. Without him, potentially we may not have had Pryror, Carlin maybe, Eddie Murphy, who always gave his props to Pryor for influence. Redd Foxx was fuckin awsome!
man who run in front of car get tired.......man who run behind car get exausted
This is underrated in this comment section.
Confucios say, you can all, hold these fortune cookies!
Confucius say: He who farts in church sits in his own pew.
Have a done a Pew Research to be sure? -:)
awesome upload foxx is a monster more please
Confucius say I love the song time after time !
Confucius say...Electrician who fart outside has brown out.
Confucius say:Women who fly plane upside down, have crack up!
🤣🤣🤣...
r.i.p to the legend
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius say: If an Nvidia factory is currently not on fire,it *WILL* be on fire
Confucius also say man with hole in pocket feels Cocky
Did my dad really comment on this video 100 times?
As Krusty would say... God rest his smutty soul!
Confucius say: when mosquito lands on testicle, dont swat it
Confucius say: Kastang, you’re busted
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
or has an aim-:)
awesome play on words
Confucius say: You can all hold these fortune cookies!!
Confucius Say.... better to sleep with old hen then pull it. Confucius also say...panties not best thing in world but next to it. Love Red Foxx!
a comedy pioneer
Confucius say: "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
Confucius say, couple who make live on rolling rock, leave no stone unturned.
Confucius also say, "Man with hand in other man's pocket not feeling himself."
Better late than never!
If your bill is 10 $ then you can pay 10. $
Man who go thru turnstile sideways probably going to Bangkok...lol
Confucius say,woman like wok,must get hot,before throw in meat.
Also say Confucious, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."
2022 LOL Aloha~~ from Hawaii~~ 🤙🤙
LOL I MISS REDD FOXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Confucius day, Man without girlfriend often come in handy.
Redd Foxx was funny, even before his "Sanford & Son" days he was known as a great stand-up, but could be very very dirty....but funny. RIP
Confucius say: Girl who is wallflower at dance may be dandelion in bed.
confucius say! you go to jail bad boi!
Confucius Say "i am confus"
LOL xD
Madvillainy 2Madlib is a Genius.
Confucious say.....Man who goes to sleep with sex problem on mind, wakes up with solution on hand.
Confucius say... man who pump cream into tart is not necessary baker
confucius say, man who stands on back of toilet...high on pot.
Confucius say, in future red foxx come up with better quotes than i.
DemiseMusic&Entertainment Catch up ,son
Confucious say: very confussion
Confucious say 7 day honeymoon make hole week
Represent the old senior jen
confucious say man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Confucius say take many nail to build crib; take one screw to fill it.
Confucius say, "man who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."
this is funny
this is wrong!!!! i
Man who fart in church sit in own pew
Wisdom 30!
rucka brought me here
Confucius say Man who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose
could anybody tell me the one Redd is saying about boy on rock ,i cannot make out do to the audio what he is saying? Thank You
Confucius say squirrel on rock, crack nut.
Boy who on crack rock nut.
Confucius Say: Chinese couple who have white baby, name it "Sum Ting Wong."
xD amen to that.
Confucius say he swallow Scrabble tile. Next crap could spell disaster.
Confucious say,epileptic have fit in soapy bath,put in dirty cloth and socks.
@daffydoug Its old, when he was young. He has albums from way back when.
Confucius says : The fool argues, while the wiseman portrays them as a soyjak
#CLASSIC
Confucius say it's good for girl to meet boy in park but it's better for boy to park meat in girl.
Why noone comments this is flipwilson not reddit fox
it's Redd Foxx and I have the album this is off of:
Racy Tales (Also released as The New Race Track) (1959)
lol lol
Confucius say: man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger!!!! Confucius say: man who has sex with woman on the ground have piece on earth!!!! Confucius say: man who walks behind cranked car gets exhausted!!!!
Man who chew lightbulb, sharts shards all day!
Confucious say:
It is good for boy to meet girl in park.... But better for boy to park meat in girl.
lol
Confucius say,woman who flies plane upside down,will have crack up.
Haha 3:20
So laugh I forgot to funny !!!
Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
Freedom of expression is a good thing. But freedom of expression with low tastes is like restroom relief. It stinks. Those in the bathroom may not mind it due to loss of sensitivity until they walk outside and smell some fresh air.
Not Confucius say: Man who walk path with nose in air not realise lingering stink come from own moccasin.
Edit: Happy Year of the Dragon.
I hope you're out there doing well, 13yrs and noone else commented...amazing😂
@@bigdoggstatus99 but the ones behind him are obliged to cover their noses and remark: “holy moly what a stink is this guy emitting?!” 😆
great truths are often left to the archaeologists, aren’t they? “ 🤣
a great dragon new year to you as well! Remember how Laozi compared Confucius to the dragon ha! Cheers!
Niggacius™ Says Shit Rolls Down Hill , But if Have Stomach Flu It Usually Runs
看他肯定没读过论语！不然不会开这种玩笑！
How much for the chimichanga?
唯女子與小人，難養也！
老而不死，是為賊！
孔子說的一些話，比RED FOXX還難聽些！