Look how they massacred the Battlefront Collection
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- Опубликовано: 15 мар 2024
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Twice the price, double the bugs
This is outrageous, its unfair!
>72.58GB file size<
10 times the original.
Time to abandon game.
At almost 2gb/$, how can you possibly pass up the value??
“Good thing those bugs can’t aim!”
- Clone trooper on Geonosis moments before disaster.
2017: "Let's go play the old Battlefront 2 cause the new one stinks"
2024: "Let's go play the newer Battlefront 2 cause the older one stinks now"
You can hear EA’s head growing ego laugh all the way from Texas
We've come full circle
@@uria3679they should make bf3 then if they hear it
lmaoo
@@uria3679What anime does your profile picture come from?
"I sent a B1 to fix the problem."
"Then it is likely much worse right now."
To be fair the BX wasn't programmed for game development
"I sent Aspyr to remake KOTOR."
"Then it is likely cancelled by now."
He quoted one of the greatest Star Wars quotes of all time from Zanny’s Jedi Survivor playthrough 😂
That must be why legendary status for reward bonuses and weapons don't work on xbox after the new update
the stormtrooper dying in one frame after a dude zooms past at the speed of light is the most insane thing i've ever seen
timestamp?
@@banrhyu10020:16
Looked like an anime assassination combined with Family Guy fall physics
They took a game that was completed and only took up 3 GB, and turned it into a game that wasn't completed that takes up 73 GB.
The wonders of modern gaming, truly.
programmed obsoles=cence
I’m still unsure how that actually happened
yeah how does this even happen makes no sense at all to me, there is no new functionalities right?
They filled it with Natalie Portman feet pics
xD@@Daddy_Grimm
The guy saying "calm down guys of course it will be rough 1 hour after release" is the reason we keep getting this shit.
For real I was playing these games when I was 9 now I'm almost 30 its fucking sad
These people make me unreasonably angry
Literally every game has issues, nothings perfect, accepting that is better than yapping about shit that we as players CANNOT change, learn to find enjoyment in things people. Or continue to be miserable and complain about everything, your choice.
"Ofc it will be rough" nah fuck that noise, tired of these lazy ass devs half-assing every game nowadays. I'd rather wait another 6 months to a year for a release and have it actually fucking work.
Just don’t buy it if you’re gonna be that upset I’m sure you can enjoy the original Steam release or whatever
I just don’t have the energy to be mad, I got the switch version it’s not perfect but it’s fun I can hope Aspyr updates but if not just be happy you didn’t spend money on it
This is proof we're living through the Bronze Age Collapse of Star Wars.
Can't even remaster video games from the mid-2000s properly.
Why wouldn’t you buy the OG versions tho?
Not everyone still has a ps2 kicking around?
@@tyl3r43eight it’s really not hard or expensive to get your hands on one….
i blame anyone under 35 yrs old who calls themselves a "fan". these trash heaps are the reason things got bad. star wars gave them what they wanted and what they want SUCKS.
@@firstnamelastname956 newer players might want a more modern/clean-looking experience with the game with better support for modern machines. Also I think the servers in the OGs are just dead and down.
0:16 Seeing a trooper running fast as fuck meanwhile that stormtrooper straight up dies and also doing the family guy death pose is the funniest shit I ever seen.
Btw not only did they ai upscaled every texture. There's a texture called white.tga and it's just the colour white, and they upscaled that too. This means that all they did was plop every texture altogether into an AI upscaler and called it a day. Absolutely 0 effort.
Source: I'm a modder who has made 175 mods, and I know other modders who have studied the engine for 20 years.
in other words "Source: trust me bro"
Honesty not surprised eas a joke lmao.
@@FuckmymenThe source is you can check the fuckin files yourself. Don't be dense.
@@FuckmymenTheir channel is full of battlefront 2 mods that they've made, I think they have a better idea what they're talking about than most
Not just AI upscaled. Uncompressed to the point of the game being almost as big as Cyberpunk in terms of file size. Absolutely moronic
“Look how they massacred my boy”😢
Yoo, Johnny, didn't you die last year?
Hey man I think it’s time to give Aspyr the ‘Saka Tower treatment. This is a travesty we just cannot let slide.
Damn corpos
Idk how this is happening. It was running perfectly for us, besides like one crash off li-- waaaait.
I think that's the intention.
Classic Battlefront: Just like the simulation
Classic Collection: This is NOT like the simulation
6:34 I actually saw the Resistance win on the first phase of Crait, exactly once, years ago when the map first came out.
*THEY CHANGED THE BEEPS??!*
That was the best part about the original Battlefront.
I know... *Tears* I know
How tf do you mess that up.
They even got rid of the tutorial video that says “IN GALACTIC CONQUEST”
Literally unplayable now
@@breadmakesyoufat2403 My OG PC version never had it :(
Remember guys, this is the studio that was supposed to give us the KOTOR remake before it was scrapped.
My god...
what game is that lol
@@FearFxl Knights of the Old Republic, the game most people consider as the best SW game
On the bright side, at least KOTOR wasn’t desecrated like this ignited garbage pile of a “collection”
@@dum5247 I mean it was a cash grab but also it’s playable at least. but i’m guessing the original creators weren’t involved much so it’s obvious of the downfall
These guys must be magicians to be able to turn a finished 6GB game into an unfinished 70GB one
i mean you're the real magician. they could give you a finished 6gb game and youd turn it into something that doesnt work because you cant code, publish or sell anything.
but hey keep criticizing people who are vastly more skilled than youll ever be!!!
@@itchiegameswhat sort of argument is that lol, it’s not my job to make games, these ones were already made and they still fuck it up
@@itchiegamesyou’re an Aspyr developer aren’t you? You guys fucking suck😂
@@joet8862thats what happens if you let AI upscale the graphics while doing nothing to decompress the data. modern game devs in a nutshell
@@itchiegamesGive your mommy her iPad back
Battlefront 2 (classic) multiplayer was already full of bugs since 2005 but aspyr managed add more bugs on top of not fixing the original bugs.
And that track record saaaaays:
No shit….
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Love how quickly this turned into a Battlefront 2 vid instead
I mean the title literally says it’s about battlefront
@@tmandoesgamesv2.018 The remastered Battlefront games. I'm talking about the newer 2nd game
Changing the classic loading screen beeps is unforgivable
This video is the best thing to come out of this “remaster”
Bro the freaking loading screen noises are the least problematic thing here😂
@@nothappierthanme6146 maybe for you, those beeps were the only thing holding me together
@@bobhalter9934 that's a bit of an overeation my guy, compared to the bugs and server problems, is this insignificant. They aren't even that different, they are just slightly pitched down
@@nothappierthanme6146 it’s the appropriate reaction I’ll have you know, even if I am clearly being sarcastic
3:53 "This may be the first MCC-like" 🤣🤣🤣
0:58 The trooper watched the wrist rocket, that's why he was immune to its effects. Just like the simulations.
They actually made the rockets useless in the Remaster😂
“you gotta find the game quick before it crashes”
Never in my life I’ve heard truer words 😭💀
More like u gotta find one person to maybe hit a single shot on before the game ends because there’s zero tickets
Thank god i have the original Star Wars Battlefront II, before they removed it for this garbage.
@@PSYMEDIC They removed the original?
@@user-ip8vf2ky9p It's no longer on Steam. If you want the original you either now need a physical copy or a key from a third party seller.
0:12 That entire sequence of events baffled me so badly I had to rewatch it like nine times to fully grasp the insanity XD
It's like a fucking RUclips poop and I can't stop laughing
"Of course it wont be perfect an hour after launch"
Poor guy grew up during the gaming dark times.
Commander Zanny, we see you have recovered from the cancer known as “For Honor” and “Destiny 2” and returned to the wars of Helldivers and Battlefront, but now Colony has requested assistance on The Ark
COLONY TAKE ME HOME!
Ark survival ? Or a dif ark?
The Ark from Halo. Colony is a leader you can play as in Halo wars. @@dangergaming7173
Halo Wars 2 calls for aid
And Zanny shall answer, muster the boys
@@dangergaming7173 The Ark from Halo Wars 2
“the first MCC-like” 💀 I’d say shots fired but they probably didn’t register
1:45, nobody can tell me this isn't a paid/fake review, seriously this is legit just proof of exactly that no joke.
This feels like a videogamedunkey video, which is the highest honour i can bestow upon you zanny.
“Of course it won’t be perfect an hour after launch”
The games came out like 20 years in a better state
an hour after launch.
what about early access. what about beta testers.
man devs are crap at making a multiplayer game work.
Weren't PS2 Games unable to get patches?? So the edition most of us played for years was literally the hour one release version. What a moronic comment from that guy.
Calm down
Of course it won't be perfect an hour and 20 years after launch 🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂
@@FrostDK98 he's probably under the age of 10 and only grew up with games that were half finished upon release lol
@@FrostDK98 games had to release in a finished state, because once it came out there was no second chances.
"This is where the fun begins"
yeah.. the reFUNd
Honestly that loading screen sound is only an issue because the original is so iconic and nostalgic for so many people and it’s a really easy thing to just get right. That it shows the level of care that was put into the game.
Why the hell is the game 50 gigs on ps5
Imagine if modern games upgraded the content with those gigs instead of just graphics. BF collection did neither
The beep review is SO TRUE.
I can hear the correct version in my head, it's supposed to sound like a proximity detector. This sounds like a dying dial tone.
Its a fucking sound, stop crying
"My required space has doubled since the last time we met, Zanny."
"Good, twice the space, double the disappointment."
2024: guys don't expect it to be perfect 1 hour after launch
2004: The original game is perfect after launch
Virtually all game developers put 100% effort in back then and hired veteran people that actually knew code.
1:19 OKAY THAT HURTS
As a child, I LOVED, absolutely ADORED the beeps when it zoomed into planets.
Wouldn’t have got this game anyways, because as a kid I enjoyed playing it just solo with the bots, and from what I’ve heard, that’s not really a focus of this remaster. (Oh, and I’m older now and such solo playing wouldn’t be fun but I’m also not into multiplayers so whatever)
0:17 bro falls like a family guy character got me laughing for 5 minutes straight
I literally couldn’t stop laughing when I saw the dude ZOOM by followed by a Family Guy-ahh death 💀
Can’t wait for the Uncharted guy to post his comment
?
@@user-mo7eo5zc1gthere’s a guy that post “Petition for Zanny to play uncharted.” On every Zanny post even though Zanny has repeatedly said no.
@@CamdenWaldingI guess Zanny's not interested in or doesn't like Uncharted.
@@anonisnoone6125 he says it’s not something he wants to play witch is fair
@@CamdenWaldingbut he’ll play such masterpieces like For Honor and Destiny 2 lol
The kicking of the innocent player completely had me rolling on the floor laughing
Battlefront 2 EA: You Couldn't Live with Your Own Failure, Where Did that Bring You? Back to Me"
Was waiting for Zanny on this chaos lol 😂
You can hear EA’s head growing ego laugh all the way from Texas
Yeah I have been waiting for this one 😂
So happy I got the original version for 5.00 back on Black Friday
This is where the reFUNd begins.
Ok, "The force is strong with this one" bit when lagging was too spot on.
I played this game so much that I actually noticed that the beeps were different. That's quite a detail.
Such a weird change too
Sounds the same to me when watching gameplays of it
3:00 "Around Aayla Secura a perimeter create" 😂😂😂😂
"of course it wont be perfect for the first hour".... its been 20 fucking years lol
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!! IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD BRING BACK BATTLEFRONT NOT KILL IT. BRING BALANCE TO THE STAR WARS COMMUNITY NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!!!!!
Until now, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy 😂
Disney: From my point of view of the original battlefront games were evil!
@@patricks.7951 🤣🤣🤣
YOU WERE MY FAVORITE BATTLEFRONT... I LOVED YOU
@@patricks.7951 *WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST*
1:27 "the force is strong whit this one"😂
Perfect video dude
Canonically accurate super battle droids finally
I can't explain how much hearing the BF1 scanning noise like that sums up getting older.
The original is high pitch and gleeful, and the remaster is depressing. Much like my adulthood.
Just remember: the only bad thing is the online. Everything else is fiiiine. (Copium)
I mean, it actually is, everything else is fine it all functions pre much the same right next to my PS2. And I wasn't there at launch but Ive experienced very few bugs, the game feels just as rough in multiplayer as it did when I was a kid. It's just a bunch of people trying different things and 1 guy in a vehicle spawn camping his way to victory
they cut half of the cut scenes from the campaign.
Bro I had so many problems with singleplayer. Half the cutscenes gone, sound cutting out, seizure death cam, weird movement in BF1 etc
edit: oh yeah, I lost a match in galactic conquest only to find out that softlocks the entire thing on PC unless you have a controller. You can't built a new fleet without a controller.
7:00 im happy im not the only one that gets massive old star wars vibes from Helldiver, OST wise at least
It really feels like sabotage, like they wanted to make people think "the old Battlefront actually sucks, EA's BF games are better" by making the collection terrible so every newcomer will just go to EA's versions.
7:21 Grevious jumpscare (very scary)
😱
hello
“This is a piece of shit scum” -General Grievous or something
It’s funny because assuming Aspyr ever fixes the matchmaking and stuff, it’s not like people will actually come back to the game like they did with cyberpunk 2077 after bug fixes.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that was pissed about the beeps, those beeps were the most nostalgic memory I have of battlefront, idk why but those beeps stuck with me hard
General at 0:27 got the biggest laugh out of me in a really long time. Disney should hire Zanny to voice him when they bring him back from the dead.
As much as I wanted to otherwise, I'm glad that I listened to my guy and not bought the game when it was announced. How can they mess up this bad? The framework was already there, all they had to do was add in some features, update the UI, fix up the small glitches, and made dedicated servers and BOOM would have been instant gold
This convinced me to finally buy the 2005 classic battlefront 2. Can't wait to play it again, it's only been like 15 years.
Battlefront 2017 over the Classic Battlefront 2 are words I never thought I'd hear the community say.
Fans: The (Battlefront Classic Collection) will decide your fate
Aspyr: I am the Battlefront Classic Collection
Bugs: Not…yet.
Wait, it was remastered by Aspyr? Wasn't the doomed KOTOR remake taken out of their hands because they were doing a poor job?
Every time I decide to revisit your channel you upload 😂
I used to watch your bf2 vids back in 2018 - 2020 you really got me through lockdown and the stress of covid. Thank you Zanny
welcome back gamer 🙏
3:32 i hope they were paid to make that comment, it would be more sad if they said that for free.
It's really not even that bad. Most of the comments and or reviews are just complaining about th online functionality. Everything else is legit exactly the same as it was like 20+ years ago. The only one complaining are the try hard fanatics that have a severe hard on for pro gaming
@@UghHimAgain
I mean if I pay money for something I do expect it to work. If I pay money for a salad, I expect it to be fresh.
They made this for profit, I'm not here to just mindlessly consume anything from anyone.
That intro bit with the guy that zoomed by and the instant face-plant got me good. Haven't laughed that hard in a while.
0:27 not even a minute in and dying laughing
3:22 Im weakkkkkk you voting him off for no reason killed me lmfaoooo
This video reminded me so much of your old videos with the thumbnail lol.
I had low hopes, but they FAR surpassed my expectations. I never could have imagine it would be 50+ gigs. Never would have thought they would literally remove the end mission cutscenes. Thats like Skyrim without the dragons.
The monotone beeps really are sad for me. The old sound is nostalgic.
Yeah I immediately knew that something was wrong when I heard that. I know that sound off by heart
Play the old game then it’s on steam
@@goldenfiberwheat238 I already own the old one. Both the Xbox and steam versions.
@@ironindustries9258 then why do you care
@@goldenfiberwheat238 Because the battlefront games where a part of my childhood and to see these adaptations in this state makes me sad.
If the price of seeing an another video of Battlefront 2 with the boys is the classic collection being shit, i'll gladly pay it
As long as you don't pay for the game lol
I find it funny how when trying to remake even an OLDER game now from the 2000s, they still manage to STILL release it in a completely unfinished and bugged out state
6:54 proof that HD2 music makes any encounter epic
I remember slotting in the disc for battlefront 2, and listening to epic star wars music as I set up a playlist of battles to fight and then the classic zoom in sound, and the spaceship fighting was awesome, the tanks and vehicles were great, and EVERYTHING WORKED PERFECTLY.
I see now that I can't trust anyone but Fromsoft or Capcom to make good content anymore.
Everything worked perfectly...except those times I somehow clipped through the hanger floor and fell to the bottom of space
Larian too
Pro tip: If you miss old Star Wars games and don't want to find yourself in a morally gray area:
1. Get the original games on GOG (multiplayer not guaranteed).
Or
2. Get the Dark Forces Remaster. The only good Star Wars re-release I've seen in a while.
Dark Forces Remaster was definitely a win
1:09 He was right about the BF Classic beeps of zoning in… they do not sound like that in the original game, and that sound is ICONIC. The fact that the sound and pitch was completely off when I first booted up the game… I just knew it was a MASSIVE sign of things to come. All I can really say is… I’d be embarrassed to put out a port like this, man. This really might be the first launch MCC-like, Zanny. You were right.
Aspyr media is on its death bed, confirmed. I rate this 9 Family Guy death poses out of 10- for quality of death.
Release has been amazing. And I’ve only gotten into Battlefront 1 so far. Full lobbies are BEYOND lit. I’ve spent days straight playing this game.
I love how you incorporated the reviews of the game
0:25 video didn't even start and I'm already dead laughing
man im so glad that the remastered collection came out because it really made people wanna come back to the working battle front 2
Fun fact. They only had THREE functional servers at release. We're talking a nostalgic gane with millions of fans looking for a trip down memory lane, and they planned 3 servers with a 192 max player count, on a game where matches had 64 players each. WTF was Aspyr thinking?
Justice for my boy Lucas4209535 😔
4:28 Mace Goggins
STAY MUTHAFUCKIN HARD YOUNG SKYWALKER
Petition for making a Star Wars game like Helldivers 2 fighting the Clone Wars like Clones but with all the Droids like they are on Malevolent Creek :
Star Wars Republic Commado (Helldivers edition)
Wells that's every battlefront game literally. Its just that sadly, at launch, they are always bugging. In a couple weeks the game will run fine, the devs have allready communicated about this issue( its still a shame tho)
5:30 They fly now?! They fly now!!
My pet bird just had to be put down and this is the first thing to make me laugh since then. Subscribed, keep it up✌
I, too, wouldn't have come without Aayla Securas iron will.
I told everyone this would happen, I told everyone to not get hyped, but they didn't listen, and now, now they pay the price for their foolishness
NOT THE BEEPS! Those were the best part...
1:06 They always come back ⚔️
When I heard they were remastering old school battlefront I had a hard time finding footage of it, but then I realized they didn't really "remaster" the game, they're just rereleasing it. It's good when old games get rereleased like this, but I figured they were going to update the graphics a lot more than they did. It would certainly justify the 70gb size.
They should have remastered it. I was hopefully, but it sounded just like a cash grab
Unpopular opinion but…..hell the fuck no!
I get the game is pokished horribly and in a *terrible* state….but these opinions of yours are not wanted by 99% of us. The graphics didn’t need to get any better. Been playing the originals for the past day, does not feel dated….we want the og nostalgia. The way they made the graphics the same but also better is the perfect middle ground
Some textures are…….leaving lots to be desired. Overall…..I would say better. Depy faces are simply a feature at this point. The lighting and graphics are incredible in my eyes
Tbf Aspyr hasn’t done a multiplayer games before. I believe they weren’t expecting such a turn out and as such their servers weren’t ready for the massive player count
Laughter is the best medicine, and zanny never doubts to receive are expectations
The fact that the original basically never had the opportunity to be patched after launch is something that the devs of this sad imitation could never understand.
No passion was put into this, no real effort at all, i genuinely am desperate to know what on earth is taking all that space aswell.
The originals can still be pirated, its honestly the best way to play them, they work, they load up fast and hav no awkward launcher or drm to get in the way either
I really like how this molded into a battlefront 2 video at the end i am satisfied
You know it’s bad when Zanny doesn’t even make an outro
Omfg 3:12 you defiled that gamer
Cursed Mace Windu isn't real,he can't hurt you
Cursed Mace Windu: