Star Wars the Acolyte is an Embarrassment

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  • @SkywalkerOne1977
    @SkywalkerOne1977 13 дней назад +87

    Leslye was Harvey's acolyte.

    • @jonathanfarley2023
      @jonathanfarley2023 11 дней назад +3

      Like Anakin, she's going after the children.

    • @dudemantoys2061
      @dudemantoys2061 11 дней назад +2

      Best for Disney to PAYOFF someone that would have the dirt on some of them. What better way than to give her a Disney + show? Well done Disney!!!

  • @larrywade166
    @larrywade166 13 дней назад +63

    "You're telling me C3PO isn't gay"
    I'm telling you it's a sexless robot

    • @soaringeagle5418
      @soaringeagle5418 13 дней назад +7

      They said the same thing about R2D2 and he had a male data port connector that he used on female data ports multiple times. R2 got around.

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 13 дней назад

      Yah, funny how people who support a concept like”non-binary” refuse to accept the fact that ROBOTS HAVE NO SEX ORGANS…

    • @ragalthor
      @ragalthor 11 дней назад

      Wokeist: So you are telling me C3P0 is AgEnDeR? SeE sTaR wArS wAs AlWaYs WoKe.

    • @AstrObserver-iw1km
      @AstrObserver-iw1km 10 дней назад +1

      I'm telling you C-3PO being gay is a meme form the 90s. The only thing that really changed are the viewers. Whole generations seem to have utterly failed to grow up and it's disturbing.

  • @windyfarmer25
    @windyfarmer25 13 дней назад +147

    When you're money laundering, quality productions are not your priority.

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 13 дней назад +6

      In the modern world of equality and inclusion, we have to be tolerant of bad products as well as the good ones.
      This show is differently abled.

    • @chichiboypumpi
      @chichiboypumpi 13 дней назад

      it fuels the xixipig economy

    • @Hex-kt2vr
      @Hex-kt2vr 12 дней назад +4

      @@paulmurgatroyd6372 bad products are exhausting.. we are finite, we don't have time or the resources to care.

    • @cm3.redeye42
      @cm3.redeye42 11 дней назад +1

      Perfect comment. Exactly right.

  • @PowerTree-007
    @PowerTree-007 13 дней назад +35

    Thank you, Melanie for speaking out about the depravity. You see what's going on very clearly and state it explicitly so regular people are made aware of just how evil the entertainment industry has become.

  • @aaroncasteel9628
    @aaroncasteel9628 13 дней назад +68

    "I waaaaant,.....an ACOLYTE!" is right up there with "Somehow, ....Palpatine returned".

    • @shadow_ax
      @shadow_ax 13 дней назад +7

      Also, right up there with the edits they made to “Return Of The Jedi” (namely, Darth Vader screaming, “NOOOOO!” right before he throws Palpatine into the DS reactor core).

    • @SkywalkerOne1977
      @SkywalkerOne1977 13 дней назад +1

      I read that in the 90's Joker's voice for some reason.

    • @SkywalkerOne1977
      @SkywalkerOne1977 13 дней назад +6

      @@shadow_ax The lack of speech in the original version was a peak character moment for a character whose face we hadn't ever seen till then.

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 13 дней назад +7

      Don’t forget the old gem “They fly now?! They fly now!!” 😂

    • @aaroncasteel9628
      @aaroncasteel9628 13 дней назад

      @@jeffsmith5436 Dude,.. I totally forgot about that, lol!

  • @SuikodenClive
    @SuikodenClive 13 дней назад +70

    Kathleen says, "Don't even ask questions. Just consume and move on."

    • @kenXtripleI
      @kenXtripleI 13 дней назад +6

      They Live is a documentary

    • @soaringeagle5418
      @soaringeagle5418 13 дней назад +2

      They forget the purge part afterwards.

    • @SuikodenClive
      @SuikodenClive 12 дней назад

      @@kenXtripleI Yes, it is.

    • @Hex-kt2vr
      @Hex-kt2vr 12 дней назад

      These are people who don't think they have to pay attention...

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 11 дней назад

      it's an old tactic- just flood the market with more products

  • @TruthWarriorB88
    @TruthWarriorB88 13 дней назад +38

    Just pull the plug, Disney. That's all we're asking for. 🤣😒

  • @Christfollower220
    @Christfollower220 13 дней назад +50

    All they care about is getting the paycheck and pushing THE MESSAGE

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 13 дней назад +2

      Getting the wig right is the least of their problems.

    • @DoubleClefFm
      @DoubleClefFm 12 дней назад

      Yeah but how many times now ? Because we have that pride month and homosexuality in nearly every movie and series. And i don´t believe that anyone for that community is enjoying this mess.

  • @weeziepuff13
    @weeziepuff13 13 дней назад +44

    Who's stopping Emo Sith from acting evil and having a pupil? It's a big old universe out there!

    • @snipedude4953
      @snipedude4953 13 дней назад +4

      Yeah, because that was the issue for every Sith between Bane to Sidious and every Sith ever, their fact the Jedi wouldn't allow them to brutalise the galaxy and have pupils It's almost as if nobody at Lucasfilm knows anything about Star Wars..

    • @brianknight3750
      @brianknight3750 11 дней назад

      Maybe he should have gotten an apprentice and trained them before announcing to the universe by kill jedi.😅

  • @Cyanid3Child
    @Cyanid3Child 13 дней назад +265

    I'm so sick of cringe lesbian fanfiction being injected into everything.

    • @wolfen8622
      @wolfen8622 13 дней назад +10

      If the plot line resolves in grey Jedi, “true balance” and something something communism; I might K myself

    • @stariswartorn
      @stariswartorn 13 дней назад +26

      The whole movement to normalize gay. Just stop it. The whole moral argument aside, the shit is just annoying at this point. Enough is enough.

    • @Uncle_B83
      @Uncle_B83 13 дней назад

      Yup. 1) Literally no one asked for it.
      2) it’s proven time and time again that people don’t like this kind of agenda driven BS.
      3) it’s clearly losing production companies hundreds of millions of dollars, yet they continue to push their agenda.
      What is the endgame with all of it? To me it’s clear that they’re attempting to infiltrate all of us into some kind way of thinking. It’s diabolical honestly.

    • @Dannyv92
      @Dannyv92 13 дней назад +18

      There already was an all female matriarchal society of witches in canon star wars before Disney, the Nightsisters of Dothomir.

    • @saywhat1512
      @saywhat1512 13 дней назад

      @@lorddoomer7271 Lol, what would the devious Fundies infesting these sites know about the great and good Doctor. 🤦‍♂️😘😴

  • @tomw6271
    @tomw6271 13 дней назад +32

    They need to make their own original stories instead of ruining everyone elses' out of creative jealousy.

    • @Baggyarsediver
      @Baggyarsediver 13 дней назад +2

      They can't because they are devoid of any true talent or creativity.

    • @lordsinister707
      @lordsinister707 12 дней назад +1

      They can't because as soon as it's announced who made it. No one will watch it. At least if they take existing franchises they can get someone to see it

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 11 дней назад

      the irony is there is a real lack of funny adventurous pirate movies. Expect their old and tired POTC franchises, this would be the perfect opportunity for Disney..

    • @michaelbrown8441
      @michaelbrown8441 9 дней назад

      they can't they have zero talent, they are woke women al they have is man bad women power

  • @stormgirl09
    @stormgirl09 13 дней назад +18

    what type of idiot would put a lethal weapon that close to their face!!

  • @galadriusthemighty
    @galadriusthemighty 13 дней назад +111

    Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to embarrassment…?

    • @koslisted9458
      @koslisted9458 13 дней назад +6

      And record low approval ratings 😆🤣😆🤣

    • @aramisone7198
      @aramisone7198 13 дней назад +7

      Woke leads to anger. Anger leads to hate and hate leads to suffering...for the fans.

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT 13 дней назад

      @@koslisted9458 😂😂😂

  • @micky6j
    @micky6j 13 дней назад +12

    The look she does after the lightsaber haircut is like an advert for hair shampoo.

    • @keungwan5901
      @keungwan5901 13 дней назад +2

      Wash the smell of burnt hair away - with Head & Shoulders, probably

    • @pauldrawndestiny7520
      @pauldrawndestiny7520 11 дней назад

      alright someone should make that into a meme that would be hella funny

  • @peteypiranalover
    @peteypiranalover 13 дней назад +17

    I am a man who have zero awareness of hair, makeup real or fake hair and known for being oblivious. I noticed the extensions in her hair randomly. They made her awful hair style worse

  • @NicholasLightTV
    @NicholasLightTV 13 дней назад +69

    The Acoshite

  • @silashurd3597
    @silashurd3597 13 дней назад +28

    It’s like I keep saying: it must really suck being a Star Wars fan these days😬🙁

  • @lordscrewtape2897
    @lordscrewtape2897 13 дней назад +11

    Imagine getting a major American IP... changing your life, learning another language for it....and it's THIS...🤦‍♂️

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 13 дней назад +1

      Poor Squid Game 😢

    • @Paisa231
      @Paisa231 13 дней назад +2

      It's his choice to join with this showrunner and I'm sure his pay justifies it too. And it seems he gets the best out of it, now as he is seen as the best part of the entire show ;)

    • @lordscrewtape2897
      @lordscrewtape2897 12 дней назад

      @@Paisa231 normally I'd agree with you...but keep in mind he probably took the part without reading the script ( assuming there was one at that point... another problem with this show the script sounds like it was written hurriedly the night before shooting) combine that with the language issue it doesn't take much imagination to think there was some bait and switch going on m..

    • @Paisa231
      @Paisa231 12 дней назад

      @@lordscrewtape2897 now he was offered plenty of money for sure. But would you learn English to take the part, and not read or use the script to home in your new english skill... I don't think so, but of course maybe but I see that very unlikely.

  • @Aeneas137
    @Aeneas137 13 дней назад +21

    why do witches need lightsabers?

    • @rhettorical
      @rhettorical 13 дней назад +3

      "What does God need with a starship?"

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT 13 дней назад +3

      It's a trick question, right?
      Okay, I'll bite, because they have no men?

    • @Dannyv92
      @Dannyv92 13 дней назад +1

      They weren't using lightsabers

    • @PSD748
      @PSD748 13 дней назад

      THE ORANGE LIGHTSABERS WERE DOPE.

  • @celticarchie
    @celticarchie 13 дней назад +8

    She's cutting her hair with a lightsaber right, to disguise herself as her sister? Didn't anyone notice she would now smell of burnt lightsaber hair?!

    • @Paisa231
      @Paisa231 13 дней назад +1

      Sure, but if we are going down to this level. Every sci-fi out there is not approved, even every movie ever...
      But just the plotline overall, that makes this show crap.. and cringe ideas like this are just the topping on this turd ..

    • @seefoghall
      @seefoghall 13 дней назад

      Remember, she has a big feckin tattoo on her forehead as well 😂😂. A tattoo that her sister does not have.

    • @celticarchie
      @celticarchie 13 дней назад +2

      @@Paisa231 - I'm just pointing out that when making it no one thought, 'hey burnt hair smells and this might be a dead obvious clue that something is wrong.' I ain't even watching this show directly and I can tell there's no sut thing as 'plotline' in this.

    • @Paisa231
      @Paisa231 13 дней назад +1

      @@celticarchie I got that, but we ain't judging every sci-fi out there with so harsh attention to realism. That was my point :) And this part of entertainment is the director responsibility. Which they clearly fail in every episode xD
      Anyway the show is a total mess, and if it's one thing that is kinda the same. Was the fire in space.. sure fire in space can happen, but it wouldn't behave like a fire with oxygen. Just as it did, you are dragged out of the experience..

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 13 дней назад +2

      You're so right. Burnt hair smell is the WORST and it really lingers. Crazy how no one in any part of the making of this $180MIL project thought of that for even a second

  • @chichiboypumpi
    @chichiboypumpi 13 дней назад +12

    My friend told me to watch ep 5 just for the saber fight, I told him would you eat a shit sandwich with really good bread? Watching ejacolyte just for the good parts would be like struggling to eat around shit.

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy 13 дней назад +1

      It's the Vader Hallway Effect. One cool fight and weak minded people think it makes a dumpster fire good.

  • @jamesdodge6917
    @jamesdodge6917 13 дней назад +30

    Lmao " The troglodyte" 😂😂

  • @Necropheliac
    @Necropheliac 13 дней назад +7

    These actors shouldn’t be angry at the audience, they should be angry with their showrunner and producers. This whole thing is a mess and you can tell it got mangled by editing and reshoots by the way things don’t really seem to make a lot of sense.
    There’s a part where she knocks out Sol with the stun gun and it just randomly cuts to an establishing shot of a sunrise and then they’re in a completely different place. It’s just like “oh, this is a part they rewrote and reshot”

  • @matthewjohnson9714
    @matthewjohnson9714 13 дней назад +18

    "But the jedi like you might call me... sith."
    "There are some who call me... Tim."

    • @dovahfett5919
      @dovahfett5919 13 дней назад

      Oh no, they really do both have the same energy

  • @AndrewR15
    @AndrewR15 13 дней назад +13

    I like the video where she goes woopsie! Out with her face! 😂

  • @josephcrabtree3224
    @josephcrabtree3224 13 дней назад +60

    Was half expecting her hair to poof out into the fro from her 'music video'.
    Also: "I wish this were higher quality" said literally everyone.

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 13 дней назад

      EXCELLENT WORK. MELONIE MAC GO BOOM SKIP THE ACOLYTE HOT 🔥 GARBAGE

  • @prodigal_rebel_2062
    @prodigal_rebel_2062 13 дней назад +13

    I've only seen clips but I can't imagine how awful this abomination is by watching a single episode.

  • @brianburton1843
    @brianburton1843 13 дней назад +14

    Remember when we used gay to me stupid or lame.
    The Acolyte IS the gayest Star Wars ever.

  • @AW-ix5qg
    @AW-ix5qg 13 дней назад +47

    Using a lightsaber to cut your hair is crazy enough. But there must be a safer method to do it than what she did.

    • @rdreamspeakerisi3266
      @rdreamspeakerisi3266 13 дней назад +5

      Must have different heat settings lol

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 13 дней назад +9

      Next up, using a 12 gauge to make coffee.

    • @Uryen_Hirasakai
      @Uryen_Hirasakai 13 дней назад +5

      You cant expect common sense in this crap, they did exactly what they wanted, destroy another series

    • @melindamercier6811
      @melindamercier6811 13 дней назад +2

      It was absurd. 😂

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 13 дней назад

      SKIP WOKE ACTIVISTS SERIOUSLY,

  • @proto-geek248
    @proto-geek248 13 дней назад +6

    The Gasolyte:
    The show that smells
    of burning hair.

  • @Fiasco3
    @Fiasco3 13 дней назад +5

    Disney got zero respect for lightsabers as a jedi weapon and not a Rian Johnson novelty toy. They completely forget about needing to be force sensitive and trained to use one. Joe public can pick one up and their good to go, cut your hair with it no problem.

  • @a.i.privilege1233
    @a.i.privilege1233 13 дней назад +10

    It is an embarrassment.

  • @thatHARVguy
    @thatHARVguy 13 дней назад +8

    Lee Jung-Jae learned English for this and people say he's the best actor in The Acolyte.
    a) That's how good he is.
    b) That's how bad the others actors and the writing are.
    c) All of the above.

    • @ravenbom
      @ravenbom 10 дней назад

      None of the main actors in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon were Mandarin speakers. The only American actors I can think of that learned languages really well is Ansel Elgort for Tokyo Vice and Meryl Streep in Sophie's Choice learned Polish to learn German in an accent.

  • @shanaynay7382
    @shanaynay7382 13 дней назад +9

    My God, this was written by a 5 year old

  • @machinedieselx4767
    @machinedieselx4767 13 дней назад +7

    So easy to accidentally pierce ur chest cavity with that lightsaber, or whip ur face off. This is the equilivent of an experienced gunsmith looking down the barrel of a fully loaded automatic weapon.
    Pure stupidity.

  • @12yellowcab
    @12yellowcab 13 дней назад +5

    this show is literally a turd swimming around in a toilet that no body has decided to flush yet

  • @N4m3B33
    @N4m3B33 13 дней назад +6

    I'm a glutton for Mel delivering updates on the cringe.

  • @Jump3RPictur3s
    @Jump3RPictur3s 13 дней назад +9

    it's like they are going out of their way to make the worst decisions possible on every turn with this show...

  • @kaiseryuuki4098
    @kaiseryuuki4098 13 дней назад +14

    The best part of the series is when the acolyte, star of the acolyte, played by the acolyte said "It's acolytin' time" and violently acolyted all over the white Jedi patriarchy.

  • @hawkofsteel5169
    @hawkofsteel5169 13 дней назад +4

    Thank you Melonie, you are 100% right. These people care nothing about their shows, its all about bitch slapping the fans and laughing when people react. The ultimate troll.

  • @jonathanr2830
    @jonathanr2830 13 дней назад +24

    "The Ejacolyte" has finished its task for Disney/Lucasfilm. They are very "proud" of their "work."

  • @jackharrington697
    @jackharrington697 13 дней назад +6

    This was written by an elementary school student

  • @macahdahma7382
    @macahdahma7382 13 дней назад +6

    Sol couldn't use the Force to save the girl, or like Kylo, freeze Not Ezra? How come Not Ezra uses the Force but the Jedi's do not?

  • @lordscrewtape2897
    @lordscrewtape2897 13 дней назад +4

    Melonies point is they can't even get BASIC stuff right...

  • @sibourne82
    @sibourne82 13 дней назад +26

    Defund the Jedi

  • @RonHutchCraft2
    @RonHutchCraft2 13 дней назад +7

    the dumpster fire is spreading to the adjacent building, both of them. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @belindagriffin5868
    @belindagriffin5868 13 дней назад +5

    um doesn't mae have a giant tattoo on her face but cutting her hair will trick the JeDEI. wtf

  • @OtterloopB
    @OtterloopB 13 дней назад +15

    Loved today's QuarterCast! And now we've got a fresh Go Boom! too! You're accomplishing awesome things, Melonie! God bless you 🙏

  • @genebaker511
    @genebaker511 13 дней назад +3

    The power of 1 is the path that leads to 2, 2 leads to many, and many should be embarrassed for this catastrophe.

  • @leonnunhofer3453
    @leonnunhofer3453 13 дней назад +31

    Their job is, to make products others consume, yet say, they don't care if the consumer likes it. Then they cry, when nobody cares about their products, and when people hate it. That's stupid. What a bunch of clowns. 🤦‍♂️

  • @andarilhosith494
    @andarilhosith494 13 дней назад +18

    The power of Woke!
    The power of Trash!!
    The power of Meeeemeeee!!!
    🎶🎶😵

  • @belxander293
    @belxander293 13 дней назад +3

    And there si a continuity error/jump cut! At 3:37 when she turns the lightsaber on, her hand is more or less in the middle (middle top) of the saber. Then, after the other shot on the twin KO on the ground, when we come back on her and she cuts her hair, the hand is way much higher on the saber, very close to the blade itself (the correct way to use a saber ; and lately on disney tv shows, we can see lot of jedi fighting with the hand in the middle of their saber... sometimes worst. it's not a fucking tennis racket!)

  • @wornydowner
    @wornydowner 13 дней назад +2

    They only had $180M to work with, cut them some slack on the haircut.

  • @Pekoms_21
    @Pekoms_21 13 дней назад +7

    Rainbow Witches using the force to make babies.
    Star Wars 2024. 😅😅

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 13 дней назад +3

      It's confirmed, the force is male.

  • @Mega-G-Star
    @Mega-G-Star 13 дней назад +4

    Lightsaber Training Step 1. Cut your hair with one move.

  • @CharbyLive
    @CharbyLive 13 дней назад +4

    "Do you smell smoke?" *Looks right at the Sith girl* LOL

    • @CharbyLive
      @CharbyLive 13 дней назад

      @5MelonieMacGo_Boom this ain't melonie for anyone reading this

  • @Nemesis-222
    @Nemesis-222 13 дней назад +4

    The whole series is Sithilis.

  • @Tatenak
    @Tatenak 13 дней назад +3

    The hair was hanging over the sabre too. ..... Bruh, it CUTS THROUGH AN ARM LIKE BUTTER!

    • @keungwan5901
      @keungwan5901 13 дней назад +2

      Yeah, I noticed that, it would not drape over a hot blade.
      Plus where is the smoke from setting her hair on fire?
      And the burnt hair ends

  • @damianrf6309
    @damianrf6309 13 дней назад +2

    The Jedi need to get some of those giant, (lesbian?) space moths.

  • @CHAOSANDCLOUDS
    @CHAOSANDCLOUDS 13 дней назад +2

    The best part if the saber hair cut was the music like they really really thought this was epically briliant😂

  • @davidpenn9396
    @davidpenn9396 13 дней назад +3

    i cannot believe they made a Star Wars Lesbian movie think either the original cast or George Lucas would all speak out and say something about this i know i would if i played in that movie

    • @gmoney4024
      @gmoney4024 13 дней назад

      He did speak about it a convention saying that he did have minorities in his movies but not to the full extent of lesbian and that taking someone story and changing the idea and style doesn’t make it brand new or their own it’s messing up something popular is what he was trying to say! He probably regrets selling the rights to his franchise but he’s got the money. If was him I’d forget the contract and money and Sue to get it all back and hand it over to a better company at this point!

  • @SirLurkington
    @SirLurkington 13 дней назад +2

    It looks like a knit scarf on my low res phone video.

  • @Christfollower220
    @Christfollower220 13 дней назад +6

    They've been cheap with Star Wars for years and the fact that each episode has a budget of 158 million dollars FOR EACH EPISODE you'd think they would put more effort into their project but no they use up that money to push THE MESSAGE. Granted I am not that big of a Star Wars fan but I know effort and quality in a show when I see it and this show has no effort put into it.

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 13 дней назад

      Not defending this shit show but I believe the 180 million is the budget for the overall show not including marketing costs, etc.

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 13 дней назад

      You're so right though, you WOULD think if they actually wanted to make GOOD REPRESENTATION for different groups in media they would put more effort into the stories and writing, yet somehow those are the most neglected factors in the creative process. Make it make sense 😂🤯

  • @NickNapoli
    @NickNapoli 13 дней назад +19

    I miss old Star Wars. Like when Anakin destroyed the Death Star.

    • @macahdahma7382
      @macahdahma7382 13 дней назад +7

      Study your history, everyone knows that Rey destroyed the Death Star, get it right...

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 13 дней назад +8

      I heard Azula destroyed the Death Star before writing the Magna Carta.

    • @RocketRenton
      @RocketRenton 13 дней назад

      @@macahdahma7382

    • @josephOliver-hn7so
      @josephOliver-hn7so 12 дней назад

      First of all Rey did not destroy the Death Star it was Luke Skywalker who destroy the Death Star in A New Hope both of you need to get it right

  • @randycliff4045
    @randycliff4045 13 дней назад +4

    They didn't have the budget for a good hairdresser, so they hired a straight man for the job.

  • @TravirusTheKing
    @TravirusTheKing 12 дней назад +1

    Never mind the extensions she would have burned her face off with the lightsaber.

  • @R4STABAN
    @R4STABAN 13 дней назад +3

    A woman cuts her hair when she means business

  • @haewymetal
    @haewymetal 13 дней назад +3

    Did nobody notice that Mae have a tattoo on her forehead while Osha doesnt?

  • @ZWWWzww
    @ZWWWzww 13 дней назад +2

    Star Wars fans to George Lucas: “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi! You’re my only hope!”

  • @RB-sz9gv
    @RB-sz9gv 13 дней назад +3

    Disney was founded by an occultist and continues to be helmed by playground enthusiasts.

    • @tonycocacola5555
      @tonycocacola5555 13 дней назад

      Playground enthusiasts.....bwah haha quality, I love it.

  • @IsThisPurgatory
    @IsThisPurgatory 13 дней назад +2

    They’re so pissed that it’s trash. Awwwww

  • @technofilejr3401
    @technofilejr3401 13 дней назад +2

    3:28, that looks so danged unsaf and crazy AF

  • @colnagocowboy
    @colnagocowboy 13 дней назад +3

    I may be old, certainly old school. None of the male actors in this show come anywhere close to what i would consider handsome.

  • @kaghtske
    @kaghtske 13 дней назад

    In my own head, I have been singing this like Back at one, "The power of One, The power of Two, The power of... Manny"

  • @belxander293
    @belxander293 13 дней назад +2

    The funny thing is that she cuts her hair to pretend to be the other twin. Okay.
    But the one with short hair should be spotted as an impostor immediately, because she can't have long hair just like that...

  • @Messimitsu
    @Messimitsu 13 дней назад +1

    LMAO I never noticed the long extensions, saw them as short dreadlocks

  • @J_Rossi
    @J_Rossi 13 дней назад +1

    That reminds me of the *just coming out of water* head flip....

  • @BigCowProductions
    @BigCowProductions 13 дней назад +4

    0:24 the "Asslite"

  • @ShepardCommander22
    @ShepardCommander22 13 дней назад +1

    I am so happy there are people like you out there fighting the good fight

  • @johnreeder5286
    @johnreeder5286 13 дней назад +4

    The Acolyte in a galaxy far far far far far far far far far far away but not far enough away we wished.😤🤬

  • @neometal89
    @neometal89 13 дней назад +1

    The cutting of the hair symbolizes the cutting of the chains from the oppressors. Stunning and brave powerful woman moment.

    • @neometal89
      @neometal89 11 дней назад

      @@user-mw4eq5mq4b Of course it's sarcasm.

  • @MrVlandus
    @MrVlandus 13 дней назад +3

    It's money laundering

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 13 дней назад

      my brain tried to read this as misery laundering lol 😂

  • @damianrf6309
    @damianrf6309 13 дней назад +1

    I was going to critique The Acolyte today, but I was busy shooting some fish in a barrel.

  • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
    @DEATH-THE-GOAT 13 дней назад +18

    "who are you!"
    "I have no name, but you can call me *_SOLO"_*

    • @Metalhead_i..i
      @Metalhead_i..i 13 дней назад +2

      They said that? Seriously?

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT 13 дней назад +1

      @@Metalhead_i..i no, it's a joke, _"because Solo lost money"_

    • @Metalhead_i..i
      @Metalhead_i..i 11 дней назад +1

      @@DEATH-THE-GOAT oh okay lol

  • @anzac_infidel8665
    @anzac_infidel8665 13 дней назад +2

    Woke doesn't come from Satan it comes from the tooth fairy. 🤘🏻

  • @gothamzknight0219
    @gothamzknight0219 13 дней назад +1

    Morally void.... yes, indeed 👏👏 good description.

  • @demitriusjohnson9919
    @demitriusjohnson9919 12 дней назад +1

    Hair is flammable.. ever see someone catch their hair on fire accidentally with a candle in the bath tub? Lightsabers burn through metal...a lot more heat then a candle..

  • @ragalthor
    @ragalthor 11 дней назад

    Did she left her sister's nurse body there without any respect, in the fashion of a tomb of something?

  • @mamboman2
    @mamboman2 13 дней назад +2

    It's odd how a lightsaber left no burn marks on the hair, also the force is always male, it "entered" the womb of the witch so it's male.

    • @keungwan5901
      @keungwan5901 13 дней назад

      and no smoke from setting your hair on fire

  • @iro6758
    @iro6758 12 дней назад

    That girl's hair is colored like the door that they were going to use in a Scooby Doo cartoon, ffs lol

  • @LanceEdmunds
    @LanceEdmunds 13 дней назад +3

    How much longer can they keep hemorrhaging money.

  • @sounds.of.arcturus
    @sounds.of.arcturus 13 дней назад +1

    Where did all the money go? 200 million for this crap! I don’t think so. Money laundering

  • @firestepper8317
    @firestepper8317 13 дней назад +5

    Best question how did her hair not catch on fire? So I guess birthday candles are more dangerous then lightsabers now lmao🤣

    • @QuatarTarandir
      @QuatarTarandir 13 дней назад +2

      Well, they have had lighsabers cut hair before, like with cutting off a Padawan's braid. But it never cut hair perfectly like it did here. I'm sure with the Padawans they ended up with singed hair that they had to cut, and maybe a bit of the braid left

    • @keungwan5901
      @keungwan5901 13 дней назад

      Plot armor did not extend to a fire extinguisher nearby.

  • @adammiller7380
    @adammiller7380 13 дней назад +3

    It’s going to have to stop because there are losing money on every single thing thay do

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 13 дней назад +1

      Blackrock, esg score determining funding allocations being based on diversity check box marking would suggest they have money already secured

  • @SammaclauseGamgee
    @SammaclauseGamgee 12 дней назад

    The part where he said he was Sith just made me think of "There are somr who call me.....Tim." From Monty Python and the Holy Grail 😅

  • @MrVlandus
    @MrVlandus 13 дней назад +1

    By the power of Fallopian tubes!

  • @muldoone6920
    @muldoone6920 10 дней назад

    they HAVE to be money laundering.. no one in their right mind would spend 180 million on this.

  • @Jedi_Wraith
    @Jedi_Wraith 12 дней назад

    Piss poor leadership and lack of accountability. They all need to be fired and Disney needs to falter.

  • @elbentzo
    @elbentzo 13 дней назад +4

    This might seem nitpicky to some, but the line that made least sense in this episode, possibly the season, is ``I have no name, but a Jedi like you might call me Sith". To anyone not versed in SW lore -- Sith is religion and a philosphy, a set of values and beliefs. It's not a matter of persepctive, you either are Sith or you aren't. It's like Catholicism -- no one would ever say, ``someone like you might call me a Catholic". If you follow the proponents of Catholicism then *you* define yourself as a Catholic. If you don't follow them, then you aren't a Catholic and if someone calls you one, you'd correct them. The showrunners must think ``Sith" is a synonim to ``evil", where it's a matter of perspective. ``I don't see myself as evil, but for someone like you I might seem like I'm evil". That's not how it works. Qimir should know for sure if he is or if he isn't a Sith, and what some Jedi thinks on the subject is irrelevant.
    It's a small detail but it just goes to show whoever wrote this really doesn't get SW lore.

    • @keungwan5901
      @keungwan5901 13 дней назад +1

      I think most people could agree that current day Star Wars writers suck.
      They wanted people who were clueless, and that is what they got

  • @rildsilverlok
    @rildsilverlok 12 дней назад

    Headlands 'Acolyte' isn't just under cooked chicken. it definitely isn't just ( a huge amount of ) under cooked pork; it is something that could only aspire to be those things in a place where light is dark:
    when slime mold , fungus and algae are the dominant things in a shower stall, the only way people shower in it is in the dark