[Vinesauce] Vinny - Kronos Trigger

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @vinesauce
    @vinesauce  7 лет назад +2003

    Cronus goes to Tuscany to stop Luke from hitting the queen.

    • @nickcockroach
      @nickcockroach 7 лет назад +34

      I'm happy I cried! Thanks! Bless.

    • @michaeltsoi2208
      @michaeltsoi2208 7 лет назад +7

      vinesauce only Shakespeare could dream of such prose

    • @1_VU_1
      @1_VU_1 7 лет назад +42

      The entire festival. What an idiot!

    • @otherverge
      @otherverge 7 лет назад +21

      E V E R Y A S P E C T

    • @kverie2846
      @kverie2846 7 лет назад +14

      vinesauce La Frogs

  • @Mudkip971
    @Mudkip971 7 лет назад +849

    Remember in the good old days when Porn Hub use to be called
    "Ye Olde Porn Inn"

  • @CaptainSouthbird
    @CaptainSouthbird 7 лет назад +967

    I originally tried to put "Crono Trigger like you've never seen it before" through a "bad translator", but it came back with "Crono Trigger, like you've never seen this before" ... so instead of humorous it just sorta came out self-degrading.

    • @SwanK194
      @SwanK194 7 лет назад +43

      at least you tried.

    • @s3kstage232
      @s3kstage232 7 лет назад +65

      You could've done it yourself. "Crono Trigger as never you see"

    • @AnonKnowsMe
      @AnonKnowsMe 7 лет назад +7

      Never played or looked at Chrono Trigger. Should I give it a go on an emulator or something?

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 7 лет назад

      Captain Southbird Heh

    • @MrChicharo90
      @MrChicharo90 7 лет назад

      Capt. :D

  • @TheGameGrinder
    @TheGameGrinder 7 лет назад +473

    "Here is a joke, the Commission is justified by the Lord!"
    ded.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 7 лет назад +64

      You know, if I ever get to come up to a stand-up comedy club of some sorts, I'm going to be using that one at some point for sure! ;D

    • @hyrulehero2773
      @hyrulehero2773 3 года назад +1

      This one hits a little too close to home.

  • @alanbareiro6806
    @alanbareiro6806 7 лет назад +772

    "Death is... What links here to the finals"
    As a college student, I 100% agree.

    • @Skeloperch
      @Skeloperch 7 лет назад +17

      Fucking amen to that.

    • @hecatia666
      @hecatia666 7 лет назад +8

      Alan Bareiro I'm on the finals now...

    • @alanbareiro6806
      @alanbareiro6806 7 лет назад +1

      LuckyTogekiss RIP

    • @happydays6777
      @happydays6777 7 лет назад +1

      Alan Bareiro you should just drop our of college

    • @alanbareiro6806
      @alanbareiro6806 7 лет назад +4

      Kolev Antonio
      No. I like college, challenging myself and... I'm kind of a masochist.

  • @cullen6194
    @cullen6194 7 лет назад +846

    DIRECT LINE BETWEEN NOW AND THE END OF ISRAEL

    • @Valianttttt
      @Valianttttt 7 лет назад +210

      LET IT DIE

    • @riverm724
      @riverm724 7 лет назад +79

      maya2 LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND

    • @brucelee12
      @brucelee12 7 лет назад +181

      This game is too politically motivated for my tastes.

    • @kaorn7419
      @kaorn7419 7 лет назад +209

      What's funny is that the original dialogue said sth along the lines of "Pull a line from you to the enemy".
      That means Enemy got translated to Israel.

    • @Memelord2020
      @Memelord2020 6 лет назад +28

      Valianttttt This stream does not reflect the opinions of the streamer

  • @coffeebeans5460
    @coffeebeans5460 7 лет назад +955

    Vinny's laughter is just one thing in this world that's delightfully priceless.

    • @Pyobatic
      @Pyobatic 7 лет назад +69

      *all the vinesauce streamers' laughs

    • @MultiHeLiOs
      @MultiHeLiOs 7 лет назад +18

      vinny's laughter*

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 7 лет назад +15

      Because it's real.

    • @Ashon3D
      @Ashon3D 7 лет назад +11

      Vinny if you're reading this, you are great at laughter

    • @Garrettcube
      @Garrettcube 7 лет назад +5

      ☆KindredSpirit☆ what a wonderful translation.

  • @Flarf18
    @Flarf18 7 лет назад +249

    "They pay for neck?"
    You'd be surprised

    • @grofy925
      @grofy925 3 года назад +6

      If you're willing to pay for head, you can pay for neck

  • @CzlowiekDrzewo
    @CzlowiekDrzewo 7 лет назад +278

    Sir La Frogs of Tuscany

  • @BG_MONKY
    @BG_MONKY 7 лет назад +297

    i swear to god I could listen to vinny laugh all day and not get tired of it

  • @MrTrickBrick
    @MrTrickBrick 7 лет назад +546

    "but without salt is bad"
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @KasuyaIceKarz2000
      @KasuyaIceKarz2000 7 лет назад +2

      Smol Peridot has been condensed into Minimalistic Peridot it seems. :)

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 7 лет назад +10

      Seeing the words "smol" and "peridot" in a sentence together is enough to make me salty.

    • @KasuyaIceKarz2000
      @KasuyaIceKarz2000 7 лет назад +11

      William See I normally don't succumb to saying such things, but I had to. I blame my brother for getting me back into the show and I blame myself for immediately jumping into da spicy trashy maymays.

    • @gintokisakata514
      @gintokisakata514 7 лет назад +6

      Now

    • @MrTrickBrick
      @MrTrickBrick 7 лет назад +1

      It's at 0:20

  • @RhiBread
    @RhiBread 7 лет назад +210

    5:09 "What is Lucas? Where is he?" Well he's been in Japan for the past 10 years with little chance of localization.

  • @uristboatmurdered6051
    @uristboatmurdered6051 7 лет назад +630

    "EA: What happened? This is my pride."

    • @crumche
      @crumche 7 лет назад +97

      Is what they say after FIFA 37 turns out to be complete garbage.

    • @Maximus0451
      @Maximus0451 7 лет назад +17

      Oh my god JC, a bomb!

    • @Drakkona123
      @Drakkona123 7 лет назад +53

      EA, where did your dignity and pride go?
      "Make everybody happy!"

    • @N_Nishi
      @N_Nishi 7 лет назад +24

      Drakkona123 , the dignity and pride DLC is extra. Pay up

    • @qtarokujo2031
      @qtarokujo2031 7 лет назад +18

      dont be dong EA, dont be doong

  • @kaorn7419
    @kaorn7419 7 лет назад +55

    *"Receiving a call and let thou'rt enemy."*
    *"Thou'rt hope for salvation? "*
    *"Information on the Internet."*
    *"For me?"*
    Fucking poetic. 10/10

  • @h0verman
    @h0verman 7 лет назад +337

    It is a very good video. Much of the content was watching.

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 7 лет назад +24

      I Vinny GB are laughs, especially when a lot of fun, Vinesauce as videos

    • @loneshadowstar9770
      @loneshadowstar9770 7 лет назад +2

      juice The content was watching you as you watched the video? Creepy.

    • @BlazenBreaker
      @BlazenBreaker 6 лет назад

      Me like

    • @DBWendy
      @DBWendy 3 года назад

      hi hoverman

  • @metashrew
    @metashrew 7 лет назад +279

    "Luka Rocco" is a great artist name.

    • @Oujouj426
      @Oujouj426 7 лет назад +24

      I think it would suit a Canadian murderer better.

    • @AgsmaJustAgsma
      @AgsmaJustAgsma 7 лет назад +5

      Sounds like a Mega64 character's name, imo.

    • @Drakkona123
      @Drakkona123 7 лет назад +7

      Why not both?

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 7 лет назад +28

      I could easily imagine that being the handle of someone who makes webcomics.

    • @enoncenotev2829
      @enoncenotev2829 7 лет назад +3

      Luka Rocco sleeps with the fishes.
      Michael Corleone says his people... I mean, sends his regards.

  • @CONNER_
    @CONNER_ 7 лет назад +172

    The Misadventures of La Frogs at the Porn Inn

    • @PTp1ranha
      @PTp1ranha 4 года назад +6

      With Queen Leene’s ending.

  • @sylvoen
    @sylvoen 7 лет назад +384

    chrono trigger vietnamese crystal

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 7 лет назад +42

      VOLCANO BAKEMEAT

    • @CaptExpendable
      @CaptExpendable 7 лет назад +20

      Luick! Volcano Bakemeat bag fuck!

    • @proto333
      @proto333 7 лет назад +15

      The trashy strolling is an eyesore.

    • @BearfaxII
      @BearfaxII 7 лет назад +30

      IT IS SAID THERE IS A SPIRIT IN THE FOREST, *DON'T SERVE THE DEVIL.*

    • @cassandraort6614
      @cassandraort6614 7 лет назад

      Sylv3on Yep that is what this is.

  • @How_Is_This_A_Name
    @How_Is_This_A_Name Год назад +32

    1:04 has suddenly become very relevant once again

  • @AngryDemonBowser
    @AngryDemonBowser 7 лет назад +73

    Here's a joke, the Commission is justified by the Lord.
    I was watching this while on a treadmill. I almost fell off (and bursted out laughing) just because of this sentence and Vinny being unable to contain himself.

  • @kylesaloka1563
    @kylesaloka1563 7 лет назад +135

    "My husband is a smart girl to be beautiful"

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 лет назад +8

      kyle saloka
      Vinny's reaction though
      He tried so hard to stifle a laugh

    • @Charmolution
      @Charmolution 5 лет назад +26

      I think it's very touching how her wife supports her through her transition and continues to find her beautiful.

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 года назад +1

      H o o h

  • @burgbass
    @burgbass 7 лет назад +98

    Someone should turn Vinny saying "NOP" into a TF2 hitsound.

  • @That-_-_-Guy
    @That-_-_-Guy 7 лет назад +93

    La frogs is best character

  • @l9m241
    @l9m241 7 лет назад +45

    "EA: What happened? This is my pride."
    You fucked up, that's what happened.

    • @DJ_Raywave
      @DJ_Raywave 7 лет назад +1

      Littleman9Mew2 X"D

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 6 лет назад +3

      >A sense of pride and accomplishement
      - left the game

  • @ethan_f
    @ethan_f 7 лет назад +871

    You heard it from Vinesauce, folks: "Israel, let it die."

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 7 лет назад +19

      Bob Jones Oy vey!

    • @smgeezus7186
      @smgeezus7186 7 лет назад +66

      Bob Jones Here's a joke, the commission is justified by the lord.

    • @crossbones116
      @crossbones116 7 лет назад +62

      BREAKING: Local streamer demands destruction of Israel!

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 7 лет назад +70

      crossbones116 ADDENDUM: The Anti-Defamation League has just named the Vineshroom a hate symbol alongside the likes of Pepe the Frog.

    • @smgeezus7186
      @smgeezus7186 7 лет назад +6

      Calvin_Coolage Do you know how much that would make my night if that were true? The absolute ridiculous claim would be incredible, yet expectable of the country right now.

  • @TheSmegPod
    @TheSmegPod 7 лет назад +50

    I'd love to see something like this for Earthbound.
    Once you get to Saturn Valley you stop noticing any difference

  • @gumgrapes
    @gumgrapes 7 лет назад +35

    Don't get me wrong, the lines people are bringing up in the comments are incredible, but man, I still feel like the best one is going unnoticed.
    "Guns, swords, arrows and guns" absolutely killed me.

  • @rmwolfe_
    @rmwolfe_ 7 лет назад +64

    crono's mom makes a mean Volcano Bakemeat.

    • @KasuyaIceKarz2000
      @KasuyaIceKarz2000 7 лет назад +1

      What about Angry Bread? Also: Terry drug bag fuck. Also also: Don't forget that tasty is costly for $9000 glass for your Pokemon to eat.

  • @sideswipebl
    @sideswipebl 6 лет назад +35

    4:43
    "MY PRIDE"
    PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT
    THEY PREDICTED IT

  • @gameexpert385
    @gameexpert385 7 лет назад +65

    NOP.

  • @jediknight4951
    @jediknight4951 7 лет назад +141

    Watch the interview! Drive!
    *Kavinsky music cue*

  • @Shi_gai
    @Shi_gai 7 лет назад +70

    Porn Inn is where I was conceived.

  • @okberdal
    @okberdal 7 лет назад +39

    Vinny's laughter can cure clinical depression, especially when he hits those high notes.

    • @lasarousi
      @lasarousi 3 года назад +1

      The high pitch continuous wheezing has provided me with the so needed endorphins.

  • @shade046
    @shade046 6 лет назад +30

    EA: What happened? My pride and accomplishment

  • @dragonheart81vids
    @dragonheart81vids 7 лет назад +50

    'To Vicki.
    I'm sorry.
    Piette said.'
    - still a better love story than Twilight

  • @Derikimi
    @Derikimi 7 лет назад +12

    I feel like a child again when I giggle at words being scrambled. And I love it.

  • @marcuscalixte4392
    @marcuscalixte4392 7 лет назад +241

    something something Duwang something something chew
    There's your JoJo reference. Go nuts.

  • @Cekrophia
    @Cekrophia 7 лет назад +22

    Personal favorite is "direct line between now and the end of Israel, let it die"

  • @squishy8322
    @squishy8322 6 лет назад +3

    I come back to this one video every few weeks and laugh my head off everytime thank you so much Vinny

  • @iamthestrong927
    @iamthestrong927 7 лет назад +24

    Luca Rocco
    Fire/Electric
    Crono PKMN
    The best.

  • @andrewcross264
    @andrewcross264 7 лет назад +25

    "400 years morty! 400 years is how long it's gonna *burp* take for season 3 morty!"

  • @PaintraSeaPea
    @PaintraSeaPea 7 лет назад +33

    Has Vinny heard the news? Oh no...
    Mama Luigi's voice actor died today...

  • @ybxdgaming5755
    @ybxdgaming5755 7 лет назад +49

    Chrono Trigger: Google Translate Edition

  • @227gamerman
    @227gamerman 7 лет назад +20

    "Oh hai Mark!" just killed me out of nowhere

  • @ForNostalgicPurposes
    @ForNostalgicPurposes 7 лет назад +53

    I'm just waiting for the Kronos/Virgo/Vulnerability fanfiction.

    • @pingasluigi25
      @pingasluigi25 7 лет назад +16

      ☜ Sᴏᴠɪᴇᴛ Bᴇᴀʀ ☞ I'm more into a Luke/The Basic Principles one myself.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 лет назад +13

      I much prefer Luka Fork/La Frogs.

  • @LeviathanRX
    @LeviathanRX 7 лет назад +13

    "That's it, you're not gonna get better than this" *goes to save*
    Regina.....

  • @qwargly
    @qwargly 7 лет назад +50

    Lets make ''La frogs'' a meme

    • @hecatia666
      @hecatia666 7 лет назад +9

      Dankwing Duck Don't you have enough with Pepe?

    • @jasonquiver6907
      @jasonquiver6907 7 лет назад +5

      LuckyTogekiss You can never have enough frog memes!

  • @TheProjectDream1
    @TheProjectDream1 6 лет назад +10

    4:38
    EA: What happened? This is my *pride*
    -Looks at date uploaded
    Looks like Crono went to the future to tell us about EA's 'pride and accomplishment' before they even said it. Incredible.

  • @Demonbenny
    @Demonbenny 7 лет назад +6

    Best Vinesauce video in a while. I actually got sad when it ended. Perfect 5/7

  • @MisterFahrenheit
    @MisterFahrenheit 7 лет назад +41

    *La frogs.*

  • @Gaaraloverr1
    @Gaaraloverr1 7 лет назад +20

    His laugh is so contagious!

  • @TheSSSdriver
    @TheSSSdriver 7 лет назад +21

    Holy fucking shit *La frogs*!!!
    I laughed so hard I almost passed out!!!

  • @FFFFFFFFFF275
    @FFFFFFFFFF275 7 лет назад +5

    A full playthrough of this would be amazing

  • @mutilux9302
    @mutilux9302 7 лет назад +16

    Kronos' Bizarre Trigger: Time is not Crash

  • @JBLZFTW
    @JBLZFTW 7 лет назад +49

    Wow that was fast...
    Like, sonic fast...
    YEA

  • @Galeforcetech1
    @Galeforcetech1 7 лет назад +30

    Man, body horror is my favourite genre of erotica.

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 года назад

      Well, my favorite is tentacles.

  • @belstar1128
    @belstar1128 7 лет назад +19

    This is what would have happened if chrono trigger was made 8 years earlier.

  • @robertcarlos2279
    @robertcarlos2279 7 лет назад +12

    kronos needs to fill a florist

  • @437SilverStar
    @437SilverStar 7 лет назад +2

    omg we need more streams like this from Vinny please

  • @purpleYamask
    @purpleYamask 7 лет назад +62

    Isn't "Breaking the Sta" a Judas Priest song?

  • @shorterneilisbored7078
    @shorterneilisbored7078 7 лет назад +3

    That octave during the "here is a joke" part was flawless.

  • @patrykzukowski7471
    @patrykzukowski7471 7 лет назад +10

    EA: What happened? This is my pride....
    When next Battlefield flops

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 6 лет назад +1

      Well played... (claps slowly)

  • @crazyanastar2431
    @crazyanastar2431 7 лет назад +3

    I was about to say one thing was missing...Until it got to the end. Amazing work Southbird.

  • @SwizzleDrizzl
    @SwizzleDrizzl Год назад +3

    Information on the internet? For me?
    -ten year olds with unrestricted internet access about to watch someone get beheaded

  • @firstnamelastname3435
    @firstnamelastname3435 7 лет назад +4

    I like how this whole stream Vinny was talking about how he couldn't do the whole game because it would get boring fast while Joel,who played Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal for 12 episodes and over 24 hours, was in the chat.

  • @pkhydro2895
    @pkhydro2895 7 лет назад +6

    Just between you and me, *I'm the king.*

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 4 года назад +3

    ‘Armulets’ I love vinny’s slurred words.

  • @WinEntity
    @WinEntity 7 лет назад +3

    4:17 I just lose it every time I hear that line alongside those glasses moving up and down.

  • @MrMariobrosrocks
    @MrMariobrosrocks 7 лет назад +14

    To be honest, women. Hallelujah!

  • @Marjill_katzen888
    @Marjill_katzen888 7 лет назад +3

    5:11 It is believed that Lucas promised to go to America but he's been stuck in Japan for 10 years now.

  • @lnlmotorola
    @lnlmotorola 10 месяцев назад +2

    When Vinny laughs at the dialogue, the subtitles match with the dialogue he laughed at, for example When Vinny laughed at "Here is a joke, the Commission is justified by the Lord!", the subtitles say **Vinny's laughter is justified by the Lord*,* which is a neat detail!

  • @KaeraNeko
    @KaeraNeko 5 лет назад +2

    I want a full playthrough of this. I keep coming back to the full stream of this, but it's not quite enough to scratch my itch.

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra 7 лет назад +4

    Vinny's laugh makes this so much better.

  • @alexc.298
    @alexc.298 7 лет назад +8

    "The entire festival. Wah-HA-HE-HUE-HYE!"

  • @SarahWattCA
    @SarahWattCA 7 лет назад +4

    2:28 the Global War on Magus is the biggest boondoggle in Guardia history

  •  7 лет назад +5

    6:02 "Vinny Captain Southbird call"

  • @ShougaTouki
    @ShougaTouki 7 лет назад +2

    I'm not sure if I've heard Vinny laugh so much or so hard in such a short period of time.

  • @manfromnantucket9544
    @manfromnantucket9544 7 лет назад +7

    Please call me Elf Monster

  • @pingasluigi25
    @pingasluigi25 7 лет назад +4

    Ah yes, The Basic Principles was one of my favorite Chronicles Trigger characters.

  • @ketrub
    @ketrub 6 лет назад +3

    this video aged so well
    EA: What happened? This is my pride and accomplishment... ...

  • @hboi3000
    @hboi3000 Год назад +6

    Direct line between now and the
    end of Israel, LET IT DIE!? WHAT!?

  • @Murrlin27
    @Murrlin27 7 лет назад +1

    Your amusement is infectious!!

  • @cursedkevin
    @cursedkevin 5 лет назад +3

    I know it’s been almost 3 years but he needs to play more of this

  • @Deyogee
    @Deyogee 7 лет назад +6

    Vinny's laugh is incredibly contagious

  • @kevandre
    @kevandre 7 лет назад

    You gotta do more like this Vin. I'm crying.

  • @brucecampbell7582
    @brucecampbell7582 7 лет назад +8

    1:08 End of Israel... i wish that i could turn back timd

  • @gintokisakata514
    @gintokisakata514 7 лет назад +12

    1:07 *L E T I T S H R I V E L U P A N D*

    • @mslabo102s2
      @mslabo102s2 7 лет назад +8

      Mmm Cheesey You greedy dirtbag.

  • @Shredster7
    @Shredster7 4 года назад +3

    Book of Kronos: Thousands of Triggers

  • @pugnome
    @pugnome 7 лет назад +9

    7:47 PRAISE KEK

  • @drawesome7029
    @drawesome7029 7 лет назад +29

    I'm Kronos Triggered

  • @vulcan6460
    @vulcan6460 7 лет назад +4

    Piette said "I'm sorry" to Vicki.

  • @MisterFahrenheit
    @MisterFahrenheit 7 лет назад +1

    Vinny if you see this... please do a part two. I NEED IT!

  • @velvetbaguette
    @velvetbaguette 7 лет назад

    This was a really good stream, haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

  • @JumperIncorp
    @JumperIncorp 7 лет назад +3

    Forget Chrono Trigger,
    Kronos Trigger is where it's at!

  • @woutmees
    @woutmees 7 лет назад +5

    L A F R O G S

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 7 лет назад +2

    Don't associate with that Goldsmiths guy. I turn my back for a moment and suddenly I'm a centipede.

  • @RafaelRodriguesAxelyexNobody
    @RafaelRodriguesAxelyexNobody 7 лет назад +8

    i'm dying help i can't stop laughing

  • @valencart
    @valencart 7 лет назад

    This is too goddamn funny, I'm actually crying right now, thank you, Binyiot

  • @trollbreeder2534
    @trollbreeder2534 6 лет назад +1

    that ea dialogue actually makes sense
    "This is my pride" and accomplishment

  • @MaximumOffense
    @MaximumOffense 7 лет назад +4

    The translation of this game is like a...
    *CHRON-enberg*
    M-Morty.