Possibly the one line that has made me randomly laugh out loud in public, at inopportune moments, more than any other (apart from "Captain, how soon can you land this plane? I can't tell. You can tell me, I'm a doctor. No! I mean I'm just not sure. Well, can't you take a guess? Well... Not for a couple of hours... You can't take a guess for a couple of hours?").
first time I saw this, back in 94, I nearly died laughing at the bikes on top of the car part. First time Partridge came out and it was already legendary
Don't know how anyone can not find this man funny....Alan, either you've had a fight with a fire engine or it's raining its arse off out there" Lovely stuff!!! Absolutely kills me this show does!
Chris' random misanthropic outburst are always hilarious. Coogan is brilliant in this, always surprises me how long Alan has been a character. In fact just watch the whole show, it's fucking awesome.
"...bangs his head on the board, innit. Textbook. Lovely." ... "comes down, bangs his head on the board, innit. Lovely!" Nothing makes me laugh like this does.
if you're old enough to remember the diver had hiv iirc (not sure if self aware at time) and all the other athletes freaked and got tested once discovered. and now more partridge cause that's depressing
I quoted verbatim the boxing commentary in a Russian bare knuckle boxing video on RUclips and after a month a Russian person replied to me in Russian asking ‘we’re they really naked?’
ough I remember that diving accident, he was lucky in the sense that it didn't kill him or cause lifelong injuries, but obviously unlucky in that it happened at all.
You and me both! We'll have to find a barn in Somerset where we can fight for her love - manno on manno - stripped to the waist as nature intended, as a restive crowd - sweating and groaning - watch on seemingly in a state of sexual ecstasy.
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"Dunno what that is". Classic.
Couple of youngsters there, fooling around. Let’s hope that tomfoolery doesn’t escalate into blind, ugly violence.
Possibly the one line that has made me randomly laugh out loud in public, at inopportune moments, more than any other (apart from "Captain, how soon can you land this plane? I can't tell. You can tell me, I'm a doctor. No! I mean I'm just not sure. Well, can't you take a guess? Well... Not for a couple of hours... You can't take a guess for a couple of hours?").
first time I saw this, back in 94, I nearly died laughing at the bikes on top of the car part. First time Partridge came out and it was already legendary
I still smile and internally voice Partridge when I see cars transporting bikes! 😂😁
"Alan, either you've just had a fight with a fire engine or it's raining it's arse off out there"
I love you Chris Morris
please bbc make alan partridge a commentator for match of the day and the european cup
or what if he had been on sky sports with chris kamara
I'd rather hear Partridge on commentary than that prick John Motson
I've listen to your ideas Julian, I've listened to them all. And I haven't liked a single one
The utter randomness of the horses names never stops giving😂😂😂
I'm rather ashamed to say I was party to that goading
Yes, that's what he said. Ha ha. He said that and you repeated it. Ha ha.
@@rektrussians3675 And humans get to share in the joy of the moment.
@@rektrussians3675 and i am glad he did, liquid football twat
Vault boy is mine, please leave existence :-)
@@HairyNun I AM Vault boy
Delayed due to a collapsed paddock gets me every time
I hope that isn't a dead horse. Sorry.
Steve Coogan is such a mad genius!
The rally scene is my all time favourite Alan Partridge sketch.😂
"Spunky lady....you know how to handle this bitch...."
"Bangs he's head and he's in.Textbook"
Don't know how anyone can not find this man funny....Alan, either you've had a fight with a fire engine or it's raining its arse off out there" Lovely stuff!!! Absolutely kills me this show does!
In all the years I've watched The Day Today, I've never noticed until now that Alan says "He boings down...."
He's a true professional!
We need sports reporters like this again. Alan, if yer listening, get back on the box. We need you.
Get back in the box, and back o' the net!
The problem is we already have commentators like this. They usually tell us the obvious, just reporting what we've already seen.
There are NO sports commentators out there like Partridge here..
carrying bikes on top of a car is not a sportsman like way to run this race
Chris' random misanthropic outburst are always hilarious. Coogan is brilliant in this, always surprises me how long Alan has been a character. In fact just watch the whole show, it's fucking awesome.
Excellent use of the apostrophe.
Chris'
Top man (*or woman, Reg*)
@@twold4this is that not right?
@@agdgdgwngo
Oh yes it is very right! I genuinely love the detail. I wasn't being sarcastic 👍😁
"Peter Elliot - no relation to the late Denholm" hahaha Alan is wonderful.
Great to see the deaf catered for...
he boings down, bangs his head and in. textbook
Burst out laughing at that. Textbook
Double back twister
The judges surely will give him high marks for that.
literally in tears at that line...tremendous
..bangs his head and in! Textbook!.. lovely stuff, not my words,the words of shakin' Stevens.
That Alan Partridge fellow is so talented. He'll go far for sure.
"hope thats not a dead horse,it wont fit in that Volvo" hahaha
"actually I hope it isn't a dead horse.... sorry"
the quickest a Vauxhall Nova's ever been, Love the way he pats her on the helmet...
that report was gr8 banter!!
It really was.
The transitions are too good
Absolute pearler of a line! Beautiful! (-:
Just ALANTASTIC comedy there!!!! :)
"Apparently it's er.... he's dead"
That line delivery killed me
"JJOOIINNN MMMEEE!!!!!"
Oh my good that classic 2008 off-blue with white or black text opening gave me a huge flashback
Thank you for uploading these. Absolute perfection.
Gawd bless ya!
@@twold4this and you! 😍🙏🏾😍
tomfoolery escalate into bloody violence
Blind ugly violence
Yes, that's what he said. Ha ha. He said that and you repeated it. Ha ha.
@@cochiloco136 Mindless violence
Well done, an important video in today's world of sports
"...bangs his head on the board, innit. Textbook. Lovely." ... "comes down, bangs his head on the board, innit. Lovely!"
Nothing makes me laugh like this does.
It's the unwarranted certainty of the "textbook" comment that is so Alan and therefore so funny!
if you're old enough to remember the diver had hiv iirc (not sure if self aware at time) and all the other athletes freaked and got tested once discovered. and now more partridge cause that's depressing
The judges surely will give him… high marks for that.
That pat on the helmet 😂
I couldnt help but notice the slim panatella was missing from his helmet when he was being terrorised in the rally car.
“His gristle-like muscly legs”
awesome.
No, no... He can't be bothered.
Geniuses both. x
MASSIVE BEREAVMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STEVE COOGAN IS A GREAT COMEDIAN!!!!!
I quoted verbatim the boxing commentary in a Russian bare knuckle boxing video on RUclips and after a month a Russian person replied to me in Russian asking ‘we’re they really naked?’
It is Chris Morris, who is indeed the farmer.
Oh Alan, your fall from grace was hard to watch but its good to know your coming through and releasing a new autobiography!
He's bounced back
@@SmugSuspenders people bounce back!
@@cartmanofsp Thëy do, they certainly do...
Cattle on bikes
Alan has the david Coleman voice spot on.
Alan Partridge isn't quite the same character in The Day Today as he became, you see glimpses of what's to come though.
ough I remember that diving accident, he was lucky in the sense that it didn't kill him or cause lifelong injuries, but obviously unlucky in that it happened at all.
Excellent Phil Liggett impression on the Tour de France footage. Those were the days, long before the doping scandals.
I was party to that goading.
classic with the dead horse
Platitude Queen, well known for her humour
ah-hoo, wahey, spunky lady!
The horses' names are inspired!
Personal favourites are MB, Small Town Gypsy Massacre and Sir Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon. :)
staercky - Santa’s Boyfriend
Christ's chin
Onion Terror
Oh Good! Somebody's fallen!
STEVE COOGAN WAS AWESOME IN THE OTHER GUYS!!!!!
Lynn stop your laughing at weather
OMG, 5:32 I completely forgot about Mrs. Boothroyd's Holiday Dancer XD
"oh good someones fallen" hahaha
it's a great model, it goes like a bomb and the car is not bad either!
"The cars the bitch, you are the queen and I like it" lol
You can't say fairer than the Tour De France
I am in love with Rebecca front. Fact
You and me both!
We'll have to find a barn in Somerset where we can fight for her love - manno on manno - stripped to the waist as nature intended, as a restive crowd - sweating and groaning - watch on seemingly in a state of sexual ecstasy.
this video is from 2008, the day today is from 1994, its longer from now to this video, than it was from this video than this show, unbeliavble.
That athletics clip was from 1990 :P
Haha brilliant
Your wonderful comments make me laugh like a drain, thanks!
2 Genius'
A renowned... horse.
Lovely sense of humour
a renowned... horse
Peter Elliott, no relation to the late Denholm. 😂😂😂😂😂
I’d like to see Partridge commentating F1 alongside Martin Brundle… would surely be a net improvement.
"And a road car has found it's way onto the track and it's leading the race Martin!"
@@ryclemo4942 Surely the judges must come down like a ton of bricks on that
the helmet camera disappears in the interior shots lol.. never noticed that before
“ Join me! “. 😂
Whenever I hear Platitude Queen I crack up. Don't know why, it's just funny
Must be that wiggle!
A well-renowned horse, known for its sense of humour.
Shame about Denholm Renholm...
Zeinab Badawi's Twenty Hotels is so funny and I don't know why
Textbook
Colossal Velocity
Cattle on bikes! Slim Panatellas! Chomping on a sandwich!
"Peter Elliot there, no relation to the late Denholm"!
The going is moist to tricky.......
Partridge should spend the rest of his days drinking mushy Toblerones through a lifeglug.
textbook!
TEXTBOOK!
"...the car's a bitch and YOU'RE QUEEN AND I LIKE IT!"
4:52 Remember, lives matter
I really wish they had invented a Horse's name at this time called: See You Next Tuesday.
Naked men wrestling in a barn?
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Is this where Alan Partridge first appeared?
This was Alan's TV debut, but he'd been a part of the radio show 'On The Hour' (basically this programme but on the radio) for a few years before
JOIN ME
Even all these years later that might just be my fave Partridgeism.
collapsed paddock
great to see the deaf catered for, LOL
That is one of the all-time great Partridgisms - the earnestness of his profound ignorance!
Cattle on Bikes!!!
Oh good someone's fallen.
"Let's go burn some rubber"
The tansitions are sending me