Alan Partridge - Sports reporter, 1994 Part 2 of 2

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2008
  • Partridge here on the excellent BBC series 'The Day Today' (Fact x Importance = News). The 'anchor' is Chris Morris (Brass Eye etc)
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  • @jessturner6886
    @jessturner6886 Год назад +37

    I’m from the US, living in Sheffield UK since 2020. I had been familiar with this series for years before moving to the UK, and now after being inundated with BBC- style news reporting for 2 years, I fully appreciate its genius.

    • @graemestewart7752
      @graemestewart7752 9 месяцев назад

      Now it makes sense. So funny. Americans are usually crap at getting irony. Well done and enjoy.

    • @graemestewart7752
      @graemestewart7752 9 месяцев назад +1

      Apart from Alan Partridge, try "peep show" and "the inbetweeners". Or old comedy like "fawlty towers" and "rising damp". Enjoy.

    • @jota55581
      @jota55581 4 месяца назад

      Marry me .

  • @AmateurSci
    @AmateurSci 10 лет назад +302

    "...and another!" Get's me every time.

    • @serloinz
      @serloinz 3 года назад +5

      best bit for me haha

    • @TheThejpmshow
      @TheThejpmshow 3 года назад +12

      TWAT!... that was liquid football

    • @rabbieburns2501
      @rabbieburns2501 3 года назад +4

      Made a GIF from that today .. my favourite line too. Improvised apparently.

    • @DiRtYLaWs2007
      @DiRtYLaWs2007 3 года назад +8

      @@rabbieburns2501 👍Totally improvised - Armando just gave him clips and said “say something over this”. Quality.

    • @michaelhughes8413
      @michaelhughes8413 2 года назад +1

      Me too 😂

  • @clothilde1623
    @clothilde1623 5 лет назад +232

    “And another!” epitomises his incompetence and cluelessness. Just genius.

    • @frankiepaul9869
      @frankiepaul9869 3 года назад

      Exactly

    • @howdj
      @howdj 3 года назад +12

      @@frankiepaul9869 abso-bloody-exactly.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 3 года назад +7

      Alan plucks Chile and Paraguay off the top of his head, neither of whom were playing in the 1994 World Cup. (Chile in fact had been banned for their goalkeeper faking an injury and trying to get a match abandoned in the 1990 qualifiers.) Another subtle allusion to how he knows nothing about sport.

  • @TheComplete
    @TheComplete 12 лет назад +174

    I love it when he says "what!" after he says "i'm 33 years of age"

  • @Iceni007
    @Iceni007 4 года назад +58

    "Shit! Did ya see that!" Listened to it about 100 times over the year and still makes me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AcidRayne100
    @AcidRayne100 3 года назад +45

    3:34 - Only just clocked Alan mentioning The Lone Ranger on Tonto. Tonto was his mate, the horse was Silver 🤣

    • @criticalbil1
      @criticalbil1 3 года назад +7

      Good spot! Went over my head and I've seen that clip quite a few times.

    • @LScouser8
      @LScouser8 3 года назад +4

      Jesus wept of course, lmao

    • @ColinIngus1
      @ColinIngus1 3 года назад +6

      Stop getting Lone Ranger wrong!

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp Год назад +1

      I think he was flustered

    • @deepaknambisan3251
      @deepaknambisan3251 10 месяцев назад

      “Please stop riding me, Kemosabe.”

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 3 года назад +74

    I always wanted EA Sports to add Alan Partridge commentary to one of the FIFA games. Sadly it's never happened.

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 2 года назад

      Thank God that plague known as EA hasn't been able to do that

    • @kinketsu9103
      @kinketsu9103 Год назад +2

      My mates and I had to add it ourselves when playing. "Striiiikeeeer" "TWAT! That was liquid football" "Shit! Did you see that" etc. I still do it now as a reflex. Playing FIFA on my own....

    • @kushra
      @kushra Год назад +3

      Omg that’s genius

    • @tac2456
      @tac2456 Год назад

      It's just "saaaaaad"

    • @frankspencer6935
      @frankspencer6935 10 месяцев назад +1

      Promises were made about the packaging that weren't kept.

  • @daz4756
    @daz4756 8 лет назад +293

    His football commentaries are absolutely legendary. Creepy how many modern day presenters seem to have adopted his style, when he was ripping the piss out of that, clueless, self important style 20 years ago. Coogan is one of the all time great comedians.

    • @sillybean501
      @sillybean501 6 лет назад +2

      Daz Whovian i

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 5 лет назад +5

      The Day Tpday was used in BBC training exercises for several years afterwards, even though it arose out of Morris and Iannucci’s direct experience of their tediousness.

    • @groznybaranek
      @groznybaranek 3 года назад +10

      IT'S LIQUID FOOTBALL

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 3 года назад +3

      Morris and Coogan are funnier to me than Fry and Laurie up there with Palin, Cleese and Atkinson.

    • @keithwellerlounge74
      @keithwellerlounge74 3 года назад

      Do you mean Gary Weaver? He's like a caricature.

  • @stewux
    @stewux 7 лет назад +118

    The world cup 94 soccer meter still has me pissing myself!

    • @keyboarddancers7751
      @keyboarddancers7751 5 лет назад +1

      I cried!

    • @nkenchington6575
      @nkenchington6575 5 лет назад +5

      like admin forms in my workplace - unnecessarily complicated

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 5 лет назад +11

      You laugh now, but it almost certainly makes more sense than Gianni Infantino’s plan for a 48-sided World Cup.

    • @KaitainCPS
      @KaitainCPS 5 лет назад +6

      Now that I live in the Bay Area I find myself asking, "Where's...where's San Francisco?" on a weekly basis.

    • @howdj
      @howdj 3 года назад

      Why? It's a serious bit of equipment.

  • @ajwasp
    @ajwasp 7 лет назад +94

    5:34 " and another " , class!

  • @metafis2490
    @metafis2490 8 лет назад +50

    20 years later and "foot like a traction engine" cracks me up every time.

  • @alphabetplants9530
    @alphabetplants9530 3 года назад +14

    The '... and another!' gets me every single time.

  • @lexington23alex
    @lexington23alex 11 лет назад +30

    "You missed the penalty - why?" Love it. Wish they'd do that in real interviews, rather than the same dull questions.

  • @gordonbannerman4400
    @gordonbannerman4400 Год назад +4

    After all these years I've only just noticed the 2/1 'favourite', Onion Terror is followed by Massive Bereavement at 7/4 haha

  • @martinwilliamrandall
    @martinwilliamrandall 6 лет назад +120

    His face when she took her shirt off, LMFAO!

    • @nickc6583
      @nickc6583 4 года назад +13

      And his voice

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 3 года назад +8

      “If I was a judge, I’d have been a complete mess!” 🤣

    • @QuadMochaMatti
      @QuadMochaMatti 3 месяца назад

      She's a *LADY.*

  • @TheThejpmshow
    @TheThejpmshow 3 года назад +13

    Ingenious programme, so ahead of its time

  • @deffonotluke
    @deffonotluke 3 года назад +36

    "You missed a penalty, WHY?"

    • @AcidRayne100
      @AcidRayne100 3 года назад +4

      With bare arse in the background

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA 3 года назад

      No womans football back then so had to go showjumping for the joke to work..

  • @alterbridgegod
    @alterbridgegod 12 лет назад +20

    'bob mariner, you missed the penalty, why?' LOL.

  • @johnwolcot
    @johnwolcot 2 года назад +7

    All these years on and these sketches are still too funny.

  • @D-777i
    @D-777i 10 лет назад +45

    "....You won't find that with FIFA, just with me"

  • @andygalloway3282
    @andygalloway3282 7 лет назад +32

    I remember during USA 94 constantly shouting eat my goal

  • @darrenkennedy1012
    @darrenkennedy1012 10 месяцев назад +4

    Trust me, I'm a stomach 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TB.....
    @TB..... 7 лет назад +21

    yes........yes.........yes...yes....YEEEES!!!!!! That was a Gooooaaal!

  • @rgrace6609
    @rgrace6609 8 лет назад +84

    " Do you fancy a pint after work ?, No, me neither "

    • @ExploringHabit
      @ExploringHabit 8 лет назад +11

      nice array of pasty's you have here

    • @jackgrimshaw5030
      @jackgrimshaw5030 8 лет назад +8

      Goldfinger. Pretty girl, beware of his web of sin - BUT DON'T GO IN!

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 7 лет назад +11

      I'm going in circles Lynn, literally I'm on the ring road, third time round.

    • @jayjaybee3101
      @jayjaybee3101 7 лет назад +11

      I've just bought some tungsten tip screws (sigh)... never gonna use 'em, never gonna use 'em

    • @twold4this
      @twold4this  7 лет назад +4

      jayjaybee3101
      of course he managed to use them with his shower -curtain based vampire /frankenstein monster garb!

  • @Fullvinyl
    @Fullvinyl 7 лет назад +7

    "SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT?!" Absolutely classic.

  • @SmugSuspenders
    @SmugSuspenders 3 года назад +5

    As a 13 year old football crazy Swede, 1994 was a magical summer for me 😇

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 13 лет назад +19

    -What do you call those things with the two sticks and a chain between them?
    -Uh, nunchaku.
    -Yeah, I like those.
    LOL

  • @JJONNYREPP
    @JJONNYREPP 10 месяцев назад +1

    Alan Partridge - Sports reporter, 1994 Part 2 of 2 1436pm 10.7.23 sadly missed - the day today... ffs!!!!!

  • @awinbisa
    @awinbisa 7 лет назад +33

    goooaaal. and another!

  • @streetinscotland1225
    @streetinscotland1225 2 года назад +4

    "TWAT, that was liquid football." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CelticSaint
    @CelticSaint 8 лет назад +2

    Excellent compilation mate. Thanks.

  • @matrags
    @matrags Год назад +4

    Golden age stuff. Still hilarious.

  • @charlesanthony2837
    @charlesanthony2837 10 лет назад +2

    Thanks for putting this up!

  • @KaitainCPS
    @KaitainCPS 5 лет назад +3

    Have always loved the throwaway, "...you looked like the Lone Ranger on Tonto". Blink and you'll miss it.

  • @sirmemer4464
    @sirmemer4464 9 лет назад +11

    Why can't i like it twice?

  • @deepaknambisan3251
    @deepaknambisan3251 10 месяцев назад

    Thank you for posting these. Perfection.

  • @4nagramfilms
    @4nagramfilms 9 лет назад +42

    "TWAAT"

    • @seanlivingston8789
      @seanlivingston8789 3 года назад +4

      SHIT

    • @azalea_k
      @azalea_k 3 года назад +5

      I would pay per view for matches with Alan's commentary.

  • @mhoppy6639
    @mhoppy6639 3 года назад +5

    I never realised before but the judo player’s name, Adam Neals, must be a reference to a well-known judo guy from the 80s in the UK, Neil Adams. He followed Brien Jacques as being good on Superstars as well.

  • @leroylang2453
    @leroylang2453 7 лет назад +114

    How do you ride a horse?

  • @chuzzwozzer
    @chuzzwozzer 10 лет назад +9

    "Right that's why you don't see people like Brian Blessed riding horses" . Absolute Partridge Gold!!!

  • @duncanthomson7894
    @duncanthomson7894 7 лет назад +16

    "It's his bed, let him lie in it. Let him lie in it!"

  • @user-xx6in8vu6c
    @user-xx6in8vu6c 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for posting

  • @pantarei8382
    @pantarei8382 3 года назад +4

    The judo guy is in every partridge program ever!!

    • @Marshmellowfroggable
      @Marshmellowfroggable 2 года назад

      As far as im aware this is false. I dont think he's in mid morning matters, scissored isle or this time.

  • @321wowzer
    @321wowzer 3 года назад +2

    Always loved "uh__ ...SHIIIT!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!??"

  • @Captain_Rhodes
    @Captain_Rhodes 9 лет назад +46

    liquid football!

  • @LordoftheSith
    @LordoftheSith 10 месяцев назад +1

    Gooooooaaaaaaaalllll!

  • @ClassicBoxingMatches
    @ClassicBoxingMatches 2 года назад +5

    "How, how do you ride a horse?"

  • @MantisCFS
    @MantisCFS 10 лет назад +11

    Shame you missed out his coverage of the Football results which included the line "the match between Strathclyde and Glasgow Rangers CANNOT BE STOPPED!"

    • @SimonB198207
      @SimonB198207 10 лет назад +5

      Yeah. You can almost imagine the players ignoring the whistle, the subs coming on when some of the regulars get tired and then switch back after a couple of hours, the fans just whooping it up over and over....
      "You join us in the 21st hour of the game, 56 - 61 to Strathclyde. The pitch is now just a huge mud puddle. The ref gave up 19 hours ago, the players are like football playing machines.... This match is never going to end..."

    • @j0hnf_uk
      @j0hnf_uk Год назад

      Not to mention the racing coverage of the 3.30 Chicory Tip Incest Cup, where he claims Epileptic Fridge Boy was beaten to the post by Small Town Gypsy Massacre, but in fact Christ's Chin won the race because he got confused.

  • @MelliaBoomBot
    @MelliaBoomBot Год назад +2

    “Twat! ….That was liquid football! “

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 4 года назад +9

    “She says to you ‘Bob remove the stain’, will you remove it?”

    • @gloverelaxis
      @gloverelaxis 3 года назад +3

      The way he seamlessly enters into locker room banter mode after that is sooooo fucking funny.

  • @pennyhannibal155
    @pennyhannibal155 8 лет назад +9

    I lost my shit at 07:18 with the top-down look of him trying to walk through the sign posts!

  • @derin111
    @derin111 3 года назад +5

    I’m convinced Steve Coogan based Alan Partridge on Fred Dineage. It’s just like a straight impersonation of him!

    • @lennylaa1686
      @lennylaa1686 3 года назад +2

      I'm sure he copied the voice from a BBC Radio 2 sports reporter from that early 90's era, cannot remember who it was though. Got it perfectly.

    • @derin111
      @derin111 3 года назад

      @@lennylaa1686 Could it be Des Lynam you're thinking of? Or Barrie Davies?

    • @lennylaa1686
      @lennylaa1686 3 года назад

      @@derin111 No, not a big name at all like those two you mention.
      In those days, we did not have Radio 5 Live full on sport.
      Sports coverage was much more limited on Radio 2 so that particular
      presenter would not have been a household name. He could have been
      going for several years throughout the 80's, up to TDT which was in 1994.
      Maybe Steve Coogan himself could respond or even a SC fanatic?

    • @kevinjones4559
      @kevinjones4559 2 года назад

      Possibly Steve Tongue on LBC in the early 80s.

  • @paulfitzpatrick6290
    @paulfitzpatrick6290 5 лет назад +1

    Lovely stuff

  • @Bhodisatvas
    @Bhodisatvas 12 лет назад +2

    this is liquid compilation skills :)

  • @steveluckhurst2350
    @steveluckhurst2350 3 года назад +7

    let's just write down bits we liked.

  • @LawsonB7860
    @LawsonB7860 10 лет назад

    Same here, not matter how many times I watch it, that bit always kills me.

  • @dale3852
    @dale3852 5 лет назад +2

    Timeless classics

  • @steviehope7718
    @steviehope7718 2 года назад +1

    What a superb character

  • @sebastianmonk1584
    @sebastianmonk1584 5 лет назад +9

    I love how Tony hayers is doing the self defense 😂

    • @TomRNZ
      @TomRNZ 5 лет назад +2

      It's also the same guy who taught judo in _Back to School Mr. Bean._ Must've been around the same time.

    • @ZeroBudgetFilmSchool
      @ZeroBudgetFilmSchool 5 лет назад +4

      It's a pretty significant flaw in the AP universe. At no point did he tell Tony Hayers that he once interviewed a judo guy who looked just like him.

    • @toutl
      @toutl 5 лет назад +5

      Tony Le Mesmer!

    • @ab8jeh
      @ab8jeh 3 года назад

      I love the suggestively aggressive tone when he says 'nunchaku'.

  • @HAXXORAUDIO
    @HAXXORAUDIO 9 лет назад +22

    Blimey.... 20 years ago!
    Still hilarious :)

    • @cjlas4968
      @cjlas4968 5 лет назад +6

      Spastiq Soniq blimey ..... 25 years ago, still hilarious ;)

    • @markyh88
      @markyh88 3 года назад +3

      26 years ago... Never gets old :)

    • @PaulieD1984
      @PaulieD1984 2 года назад +1

      @@markyh88 27 years now.....that would make me coming up for......never mind 😕

  • @MrSeanL25
    @MrSeanL25 3 года назад +1

    Never realised alan partridge was from this show 1st. Haha. Brilliant

  • @thefrecklepuny
    @thefrecklepuny 6 лет назад +1

    Alan Partridge was one of the best spin-off characters ever. A bit like Frasier where they eclipse the original comedy they appeared in.

    • @KaitainCPS
      @KaitainCPS 5 лет назад +2

      Nothing has ever eclipsed The Day Today.

  • @adamheeley1383
    @adamheeley1383 3 года назад +7

    Effortless! He's a perfect character

  • @sirmemer4464
    @sirmemer4464 9 лет назад +13

    i can not breath

  • @B1G_Dave
    @B1G_Dave 7 лет назад +15

    He must have a foot like a traction engine!

  • @joshuataylor3550
    @joshuataylor3550 3 года назад +3

    I saw a traction engine for the first time the other day.

  • @QIKUGAMES-QIKU
    @QIKUGAMES-QIKU Год назад +1

    Aww never long enough ♥ 🍻 🐨

  • @PaulieD1984
    @PaulieD1984 5 лет назад +1

    GOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL

  • @TheClaptonisgod1
    @TheClaptonisgod1 Год назад +1

    "Shouldn't you be at school, do they not think you're missing out on schoolwork?"

  • @AnnReginald
    @AnnReginald 7 лет назад +18

    You're like the Lone Ranger on Tonto, lol

  • @twold4this
    @twold4this  8 лет назад +19

    SORRY TO SHOUT!
    Have you watched Partridge's documentary (sic) Scissored Britain? an in depth look at the schasm (sic) in British society. He is on great form.

    • @cduck88
      @cduck88 7 лет назад +7

      scissored isle.

    • @twold4this
      @twold4this  7 лет назад +8

      cduck88
      Quite right! Needless to say, however, I had the last laugh!

    • @samphazm
      @samphazm 5 лет назад

      Schism..

  • @Dead-Ball-Situation
    @Dead-Ball-Situation 2 года назад +1

    I used to watch Chris MOrris on Brass Eye. As a youngster, I never really "got it" properly but could see that it was quirky enough for me to stay watching the episodes. I never watched Day Today but these are hilarious.

    • @JohnLutherable
      @JohnLutherable 2 года назад

      TDT is far more accessible if you will, it's like Brass Eye but more immediate. watch it, it's a legendary show

    • @Dead-Ball-Situation
      @Dead-Ball-Situation 2 года назад +1

      @@JohnLutherable Yes, and in fact I have watched TDT several times over now since writing that comment a month ago.

  • @markforrest9958
    @markforrest9958 8 месяцев назад +1

    Are you really 33 years old?!?
    Brilliant

    • @twold4this
      @twold4this  8 месяцев назад

      Yes. I love the way the notion that the *small people* on the back of a horse are anything other than children comes with the same revelationary effect as Jesus revealing himself to Saul! 😁

  • @ab8jeh
    @ab8jeh 5 лет назад +8

    "Buttress is a significant word isn't it!!??"

  • @davidmurphy8364
    @davidmurphy8364 6 лет назад +10

    Literally everything he says is hilarious, how the fuck does he do it!

    • @Dustyholes
      @Dustyholes 5 лет назад

      David Murphy I have no idea! He’s brilliant!

  • @rachaelsas
    @rachaelsas 11 лет назад +1

    Soooo funny :-p thanks for this! Goalllllll lol :-)

  • @rwilliams6994
    @rwilliams6994 7 лет назад +2

    Alan Partidge is quite literally a God............of comedy!

    • @twold4this
      @twold4this  7 лет назад +1

      R Williams
      You have, quite literally, hit the nail on the head!

  • @twold4this
    @twold4this  12 лет назад +8

    That's because my compiling arm is like a traction-engine.

  • @JohnLutherable
    @JohnLutherable 2 года назад

    "thank you, good night" assuming game is over after the goal, priceless XD

  • @magicktorch
    @magicktorch 15 лет назад

    "What??? You're 33? You look about 14"
    Great post. love it.

  • @SitDownnnn
    @SitDownnnn 10 лет назад +28

    You missed the penalty. Why?

  • @johntudorhallelujah2976
    @johntudorhallelujah2976 5 лет назад +7

    'Massive Bereavement' LOL

    • @colinjennings3661
      @colinjennings3661 4 года назад

      I like trust me im.a stomach, alf ramseys porn dungeon and Christ's chin. Brilliant.

    • @QuadMochaMatti
      @QuadMochaMatti 3 года назад

      Epileptic fridge boy

  • @StarScream7ZZ
    @StarScream7ZZ 11 лет назад +5

    I rarely laugh out loud but Alan Partridge does. He is fooking brilliant!!!

    • @tooshlong
      @tooshlong Год назад +1

      It's a shame Coogan is so one dimensional. He is hilarious at Partridge.

  • @commentingpausedtoprotectus
    @commentingpausedtoprotectus 3 года назад +2

    I love how Chris hated Alan xD

  • @SHATNERSBASS00N
    @SHATNERSBASS00N 5 лет назад +14

    Katrina Parfit. A lady.

  • @twold4this
    @twold4this  15 лет назад +1

    I will have to look at 'The Day Today' again to find it, I am devastated that I missed it!

  • @SWright1978
    @SWright1978 2 года назад

    Perfect

  • @twold4this
    @twold4this  15 лет назад +23

    'How...how do you ride a horse?'

  • @joeyskokowski9405
    @joeyskokowski9405 2 года назад

    I'm dying! So funny so good!

  • @Myndir
    @Myndir 11 лет назад +5

    "Pasadena - between Chile and Paraguay"
    That'll be news to the locals!

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 3 года назад +1

      Neither Chile nor Paraguay were even at the 1994 World Cup! 😆 And two South American teams would never meet in the opening round. Just proves even more that Alan knows nothing about sport.

  • @murphysgamingcentre1412
    @murphysgamingcentre1412 10 лет назад

    the guy at 9:15 was the guy who was in episode 1 of series 1 as the executive of the BBC

  • @funnyshish6305
    @funnyshish6305 2 года назад +2

    I grew up in the 90s and never appreciated how awesome the comedy on TV was, now there’s a million channels and an infinite supply of online videos and most of it is utter shite.

  • @albertmccready478
    @albertmccready478 7 лет назад +3

    Comedy genius

  • @JustAnotherGolfFanatic
    @JustAnotherGolfFanatic 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love the 'soccer meter' ......it's not written on that side.....it should be but its blummin not !

  • @harrydrake4173
    @harrydrake4173 10 лет назад +13

    Still a better commentator than Peter Drury.

  • @DanceySteveYNWA
    @DanceySteveYNWA 3 года назад +1

    0:17 why do I find the cartoon horse and jockey hilarious? 😂

  • @loganslaughter8212
    @loganslaughter8212 6 лет назад +3

    CAN STEVE COOGAN STILL DO ALAN PARTRIDGE TODAY IN 2017? HE WAS REALLY REALLY GREAT!!

  • @64bakes
    @64bakes 5 лет назад +1

    Just realised Chris is the guy that plays the first boss of Reynholm Industries

    • @ThemeParkChomp
      @ThemeParkChomp 5 лет назад

      Alex Baker Chris Morris is one of the best satirists ever

  • @meisterlymanu5214
    @meisterlymanu5214 3 года назад +3

    Massive Bereavement was a fantastic horse. When he died it was a mass...well, you know the rest.

  • @mattking68
    @mattking68 Год назад

    I enjoyed the section featuring Sam Matterface,