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  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 года назад +5465

    "A woman in the Philippines realized she's been praying to a Shrek figure for four years, thinking it was Buddha"
    "There are no accidents" - Master Oogway

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 года назад +17

      ruclips.net/video/7ITDnq6ZQOU/видео.html ,,

    • @scrapfightergd
      @scrapfightergd 3 года назад +48

      sure engineer

    • @Tinytimday
      @Tinytimday 3 года назад +18

      Stolen

    • @mrzerolife367
      @mrzerolife367 3 года назад +72

      Today on engineer gaming we are gonna sacrifice the spy to Shrek buddha

    • @埊
      @埊 3 года назад +15

      today the scp spy is gana be sacraficed to the old god, the sherek

  • @solarthefool
    @solarthefool 3 года назад +3239

    The sign that the doctor wrote is:
    "If she left you for another, There still is her mother."

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/7ITDnq6ZQOU/видео.html ..

    • @radicallarry5952
      @radicallarry5952 3 года назад +78

      @@bruh.4992 Cool but dont care

    • @KokoLive
      @KokoLive 3 года назад +35

      AKAZA DAMN IT

    • @kris_user7744
      @kris_user7744 3 года назад +34

      @@radicallarry5952 these links are everywhere

    • @notagoodanimator1352
      @notagoodanimator1352 3 года назад +18

      @@bruh.4992 s h u t

  • @ButtonXD
    @ButtonXD 3 года назад +574

    "Michael Cheated On me"
    "Oh Then I have good news"
    Michael karma'd

    • @hexchast
      @hexchast 3 года назад +42

      More like CARma'd

    • @ButtonXD
      @ButtonXD 3 года назад +5

      @@hexchast y e s

    • @ButtonXD
      @ButtonXD 3 года назад +2

      @Benny Osborne necrophellia? Nice

    • @dashie-nyan
      @dashie-nyan 3 года назад +3

      @@ButtonXD wait a freaking second

    • @Renno802
      @Renno802 3 года назад

      @@hexchast Yes

  • @bruhmoments2462
    @bruhmoments2462 3 года назад +188

    the “punching my nuts as hard as i could” part had me dying

  • @jacobotoole2105
    @jacobotoole2105 3 года назад +45

    2:52 I love how robin, acknowledging the fact that he said “you’re” instead of “your” says “you are” to call out his stupidity

  • @TheLumpy107
    @TheLumpy107 3 года назад +530

    "who does anything 15 times a day?"
    People with OCD: "those are rookie numbers..."

    • @HappyAlpaca1591
      @HappyAlpaca1591 3 года назад +14

      Me with ADHD

    • @thatwasveryunholyofyoumore5464
      @thatwasveryunholyofyoumore5464 3 года назад +11

      Greystillplays intensifies

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 3 года назад +3

      @@HappyAlpaca1591 same

    • @nsedlock
      @nsedlock 3 года назад +2

      @TheLumpy107 In a Twizzler eating contest, everything under 10000000000000000 is *rookie numbers*

    • @dad2827
      @dad2827 3 года назад +2

      I have OCD lmao. Those are rookie numbers...

  • @albanusburr4041
    @albanusburr4041 3 года назад +1279

    Technically, all turtles have daddy issues. And mommy issues

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/7ITDnq6ZQOU/видео.html ,

    • @Charcoal_Champion
      @Charcoal_Champion 3 года назад +28

      @@bruh.4992 just dont

    • @moth2725
      @moth2725 3 года назад +21

      @@bruh.4992 stop

    • @kookieskreamy1270
      @kookieskreamy1270 3 года назад +14

      @@bruh.4992 seriously stop

    • @moth2725
      @moth2725 3 года назад +5

      @@aftabkhan-EAEB lmao

  • @jakubw.2779
    @jakubw.2779 3 года назад +287

    Holy hell. Lexi's funny, Jack is hilarious, but Robin...
    Robin is pure gold

    • @Nater2004
      @Nater2004 2 года назад +9

      And Damien is the megazord. Edit: it's a power rangers reference.

    • @dualxty5378
      @dualxty5378 2 года назад

      @@Nater2004 lol nobody else replied so no point in editing lol

    • @Nater2004
      @Nater2004 2 года назад

      @@dualxty5378 sigh.

    • @ZerglingLover
      @ZerglingLover 2 года назад

      @@PlaceyHoldy as opposed to an impure robin fan?

  • @AlibifortheAfterlife
    @AlibifortheAfterlife 3 года назад +135

    **Holy Roman Empire**
    "How are you verified as the Roman Empire?"
    I wonder how many pro/amateur historians cringed at that.

    • @napoleonbonaparte7385
      @napoleonbonaparte7385 3 года назад +5

      Way too many

    • @Number6ManUrinates
      @Number6ManUrinates 3 года назад +9

      Im a history major and i grabbed a knife, just in case another meme like that appears

    • @AlibifortheAfterlife
      @AlibifortheAfterlife 3 года назад +3

      Actually, a thought occurs. What if the post was a joke about the Holy Roman Empire adopting the name of the Roman Empire all along and I just r/whooshed myself?

    • @Number6ManUrinates
      @Number6ManUrinates 3 года назад +3

      @@napoleonbonaparte7385 *YO* ,are you that famous guy who rode a tired, depressed mule on the alps? Or are you that guy who visited egypt and portrayed you visiting the infected of the plague, definitely not committing atrocities, or are you famous for being declared war by half of Europe and was known as the aggressor, i saw you at Moscow, tired, crying, i think your also that guy i visited on Elba and Saint Helena

    • @shotaaizawaandsoulsans506
      @shotaaizawaandsoulsans506 3 года назад

      256 and still going . Why ?

  • @matiasnicolich7196
    @matiasnicolich7196 2 года назад +37

    8:09
    As an Uruguayan, I remember perfectly that Sarcasm World Championship.
    That guy was robbed, he absolutely deserved to win

  • @stephanginther9051
    @stephanginther9051 3 года назад +638

    When I was in China, the university my dad taught at had 1000 students from Pakistan, aside from getting us horribly addicted to their food, they were also wonderful people. Pakistani food is sort of like a cross between Indian food and Mexican food. Its really freak'ing good.

    • @CaptnCheeze
      @CaptnCheeze 3 года назад +22

      Ik, I am Pakistani and I love it, I love biryani and aside from that I love the karahi, handi and kourma

    • @arunrattingal
      @arunrattingal 3 года назад +13

      @@CaptnCheeze
      God, I just ate breakfast and y'all are making me feel hungry again -

    • @ariz1516
      @ariz1516 3 года назад +2

      Thank youu

    • @ariz1516
      @ariz1516 3 года назад +3

      @@CaptnCheeze nahhh the karhai slaps

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 3 года назад +1

      Of course you'd say it, Stephan.
      You got addicted.

  • @maxanderson8329
    @maxanderson8329 3 года назад +193

    "who does anything 15 times a day" yeah who would breathe 15 times a day

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад

      Ayo I need some good comedy anime

    • @ovalhill
      @ovalhill 3 года назад

      you beat me to it

    • @Zeetanaz
      @Zeetanaz 3 года назад

      @@ok-ql5oc watch saiki k

    • @li_narii
      @li_narii 3 года назад

      @@ok-ql5oc one piece prob since ive heard that i has comedic scenes every ep

    • @shintheshrew3079
      @shintheshrew3079 3 года назад

      @@ok-ql5oc sleepy princess inside the demon castle

  • @cranberry14
    @cranberry14 3 года назад +435

    Everybody's asking, "Where's the notification group?", but nobody is asking "How is the notification group?".

  • @tylervandewal2976
    @tylervandewal2976 3 года назад +6

    2:51 I absolutely love how he emphasizes the "you are" part haha

  • @jacquifreeman6212
    @jacquifreeman6212 2 года назад +25

    "how are you verified as the Roman Empire" aged like a fine wine

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 года назад +202

    "It's like the autobalance in TF2 dude"
    *I see, you're a man of culture as well*

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword 3 года назад +13

      Autobalance has fucked me over specifically in quite a few games. I remember I got autobalanced 6 times in the same game and then on the 6th time it was when I was on the winning team, and we were about to fucking win.
      Autobalance is the worst thing.

    • @Ichigo_Kurosaki812
      @Ichigo_Kurosaki812 3 года назад +4

      Yes finally the tf2 group must rise up my cultured men thank you

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 3 года назад

      @@BlazingShadowSword it’s better than having a couple people leave for any reason, be it emergency or otherwise, and just having that team be at a severe disadvantage for the rest of the game. Like one time when I was playing CTF in one of the halos and just me an 2 other people on my team didn’t get disconnected while the entire other team was still there. Naturally they got both sniper rifles, both tanks, and the rocket launcher, and proceeded to just spawn camp us for the next 10 minutes or so till the match ended, where they scored the last point in the last few seconds. That shit isn’t ok. I woulda left like the last 2 that were left on my team did but you get punished for it these days. I’d much rather have team balancing.

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword 3 года назад +1

      @@trindalas I understand it's a necessary evil, but when I carry the intel far enough for my team to make the winning capture and I get autobalanced just in time for my team to WIN, I get steamed.
      Autobalance should shut off when the objective is being contested at the endgame and resume when the objective is dropped or not moving.

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 3 года назад

      @@BlazingShadowSword yea it sucks to be put on the losing team but it’s better than endless suffering like there was in my example. That was more like torture than anything. Theron lies the issue of they make exceptions though. The other team just carried the flag the entire time. Things like that where a team is just full of jerks is why there can’t be exceptions.

  • @damn5991
    @damn5991 3 года назад +176

    Father: Son,your teacher died
    Son: They found the body?
    Father: yea- *realise*

  • @skynet0912
    @skynet0912 3 года назад +219

    "Who does AYTHING 15 times a day?!"
    I get it i get it, i'll try to only take 15 breaths and blink 15 times per day from now on...

  • @AkioTheAngel
    @AkioTheAngel 3 года назад +47

    5:30. There’s a whole untold story here with the first image about what actually happened, the clock wasn’t homemade and it was just a clock with the front cover removed, designed to look like a bomb the school thought. And he was arrested because of how he presented it, keeping it in his bag secretly until whipping it out. He was a well known troublemaker at the school and it was thought he did all of it on purpose to scare people. So basically it was his fault and he knew exactly what he was doing, no matter what that image may seem as to you.

    • @AkioTheAngel
      @AkioTheAngel 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/g5pA-nsnGz4/видео.html found the video

    • @lefishe5845
      @lefishe5845 2 года назад +2

      How about the nuclear bomb?

    • @tomsavino5301
      @tomsavino5301 2 года назад +2

      The bomb the quiet girl made?

    • @PhoenixFire2
      @PhoenixFire2 Год назад

      @@lefishe5845 Literally a fake story.

  • @batyaforsyth5711
    @batyaforsyth5711 3 года назад +19

    I got an ad that was the whole of Never Gonna Give You Up. Best midroll ever.

  • @The-Devils-Advocate
    @The-Devils-Advocate 3 года назад +33

    3:03 Actually, all turtles have daddy issues! There is zero parental investment in raising turtles, so none of them ever meet their mother or father!

  • @itisi5799
    @itisi5799 3 года назад +3749

    A hilarious comment

    • @maskedgunbamboo8138
      @maskedgunbamboo8138 3 года назад +114

      ∴⍑ᒷリ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷリℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ᓭ⚍ᓭ😳

    • @cynosimp1191
      @cynosimp1191 3 года назад +213

      HAHAHAH WTF THIS CRACKED ME UP

    • @asteraceae7123
      @asteraceae7123 3 года назад +50

      i agree

    • @Zane42010
      @Zane42010 3 года назад +294

      A hilarious reply

    • @some1iguess
      @some1iguess 3 года назад +42

      This got me dying

  • @googaagoogaa12345678
    @googaagoogaa12345678 3 года назад +78

    for the catholic student one i would have immediately snapped back with "and how exactly did he find said account?" the shrek buddha one was kinda cute and funny though it kinda looked like him

    • @joel62361
      @joel62361 3 года назад +1

      Hi! Do you have reddit?
      If so, please put me on r/wooosh because I want to see myself on it.
      Thanks a bunch!

    • @estellesmith4118
      @estellesmith4118 3 года назад +1

      @@joel62361
      r/wooosh

    • @estellesmith4118
      @estellesmith4118 3 года назад +1

      @@joel62361
      I have wooshed you now. Now you can properly be on the subreddit.

    • @joel62361
      @joel62361 3 года назад +2

      @@estellesmith4118 OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO SO MUCH ESTELLE! ITS BEEN MY DREAM TO BE IN THE SUBREDDIT AND NOW YOU MADE IT COME TRUE OMGG

    • @estellesmith4118
      @estellesmith4118 3 года назад +1

      @@joel62361
      No sorry I don’t have Reddit

  • @chunkymousestudios8829
    @chunkymousestudios8829 2 года назад +6

    Now matter how many times I watch it, the "punch my balls as hard as I could" story makes me SCREAM with laughter. I have tears in my eyes.

  • @ItsYaBoyAwaAwa
    @ItsYaBoyAwaAwa 3 года назад +9

    Uses the balloons
    The people behind me: Sweating intensifying aggressively

  • @khosrowrahmani710
    @khosrowrahmani710 3 года назад +437

    caitlyn: "imma cancel the cancel culture & wake up the woke"
    [ *_intense cring_* ]

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/7ITDnq6ZQOU/видео.html..

    • @radicallarry5952
      @radicallarry5952 3 года назад +9

      @@bruh.4992 Cool but dont care

    • @ramina6568
      @ramina6568 3 года назад +5

      TRUEEE if you wanna skyrocket the earths avg iq, take everyone who complains about cancel culture and send them on a rocketship to mars

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад +3

      Recomend me some comedy anime please

    • @SeanMirrsen
      @SeanMirrsen 3 года назад +8

      @@ramina6568 Wonder if you'll still think cancel culture isn't an issue when your favorite content creator gets online-lynched and shut down over having a 'wrong' opinion and posting about it on reddit five years ago.

  • @wardthierens5727
    @wardthierens5727 3 года назад +50

    Robin making daily videos on emkay now, LOVING IT!

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/7ITDnq6ZQOU/видео.html ,,,

    • @sarv5190
      @sarv5190 3 года назад +1

      @@bruh.4992 no

    • @minshookie427
      @minshookie427 3 года назад

      @@bruh.4992 no, just no....

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад

      Recomend me some comedy anime

  • @Swinum
    @Swinum 3 года назад +328

    I feel like this sub reddit is just slightly more wholesome cursed comment

    • @Swinum
      @Swinum 3 года назад +18

      And by more wholesome I mean less nazi references as well as less kids in the basement jokes

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад +2

      Recomend me some comedy anime

    • @xombbq3557
      @xombbq3557 3 года назад +1

      @@ok-ql5oc Goblin Slayer

    • @tl1882
      @tl1882 3 года назад

      so just comments

    • @seauqis
      @seauqis 3 года назад +7

      r/holup is just r/cursedcomments but with way less "i killed a child" jokes

  • @DarkStar-nw8ee
    @DarkStar-nw8ee 2 года назад +15

    7:14 Even if that backfired by the uncle telling everyone the same sentence, it could still work by everyone playing along, not wanting to disclose it to the others because they realize how genious of a play that is.

  • @shaunsconfusingmachines8402
    @shaunsconfusingmachines8402 3 года назад +9

    Knowing how bad stormtrooper shots are I’m shore they’ll be alright

  • @jerrodsteenhoven11
    @jerrodsteenhoven11 3 года назад +17

    I got scared when my Alexa said “I can’t shuffle songs by that person” after my phone screamed “Alexa call the police” my heart dropped

  • @killerninjaz13
    @killerninjaz13 3 года назад +26

    The girl who made the nuke for her science fair.
    HOW DO YOU ARREST SOMEONE WITH A NUKE AT THEIR DISPOSAL

    • @shotaaizawaandsoulsans506
      @shotaaizawaandsoulsans506 3 года назад +2

      By using a sacrifice- CHINA COME BACK HERE WERE NOT DONE WITH YOU YET YOU LITTLE-

    • @ashcollard
      @ashcollard 3 года назад

      @@shotaaizawaandsoulsans506 yes

    • @eccentricDuelist
      @eccentricDuelist 3 года назад

      I looked it up and it's a joke article

  • @xdgamerz101
    @xdgamerz101 3 года назад +125

    This subreddit is baisically the combination of r/cursedcomments and r/me_irl

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/7ITDnq6ZQOU/видео.html..

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад +1

      Recomend me some comedy anime

    • @dolasio4174
      @dolasio4174 3 года назад +2

      @@ok-ql5oc boku no pico. take it or leave

    • @GacktsOversizedTittiesYumYum
      @GacktsOversizedTittiesYumYum 3 года назад

      @@ok-ql5oc Redo of Healer. That is all.

  • @BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING
    @BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING 3 года назад +5

    Emkay: who does anything 15x or more a day
    Me: everyone, we put our left and right foot on the floor and pick it up again and put it down again
    INFINITE IQ

  • @Gupisdum
    @Gupisdum 3 года назад +4

    0:48 My name is Angel and I almost choked on nothing after hearing this 🤣🤣

  • @crimsondragon2677
    @crimsondragon2677 3 года назад +42

    Mark Zuckerburg only likes plain cookies and skim milk.

    • @excusemebutwhat3587
      @excusemebutwhat3587 3 года назад +1

      That monster..!

    • @seauqis
      @seauqis 3 года назад +3

      if he was forced to put anything in his cookies he'd probably put raisins in them tbh

    • @excusemebutwhat3587
      @excusemebutwhat3587 3 года назад +1

      @@seauqis nah he'd put bolts and wires

    • @undeadlegend696
      @undeadlegend696 3 года назад +1

      Does he fuck the skim milk?

    • @ruchick6155
      @ruchick6155 3 года назад

      @@undeadlegend696 what

  • @dan5609
    @dan5609 3 года назад +12

    The "just wait nine months" guy had the most intricately designed your mom joke I've heard so far.

  • @zefurrymedic3181
    @zefurrymedic3181 3 года назад +165

    I'm slightly surprised people like Robin realize Team Fortress 2 still exists and it isn't dead.

    • @galaxyplays9462
      @galaxyplays9462 3 года назад +3

      yeah

    • @AkivaB
      @AkivaB 3 года назад +5

      Warmed my heart
      Also theodds1out made a meet the medic reference in his new video

    • @galaxyplays9462
      @galaxyplays9462 3 года назад +2

      why are you a furry

    • @BadModder
      @BadModder 3 года назад +1

      @@galaxyplays9462 ey don't be rude

    • @galaxyplays9462
      @galaxyplays9462 3 года назад +2

      @@BadModder was just askin

  • @Rqket
    @Rqket 3 года назад

    4:55 Ah yeah, thanks for that black circle, couldn't have noticed the message without it.

  • @Hinoyt2
    @Hinoyt2 2 года назад +1

    Now the cartel doesn’t have a reason to fuck with me, thank you for the idea

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 3 года назад +19

    11:30 Lets see, dying in Sea of Thieves, letting the dog out, going to the bathroom for any reason (the shower, the toilet, brushing, etc), having a drink, cracking my knuckles, the list goes on.

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 3 года назад +22

    12:37 One thing I never understood, why didn’t Mufasa just stay where he was rather than trying to climb up. If he did that sure he’d get tired, but he had a solid spot he could see his son from and was out of Scar’s reach. He would’ve lived, learned Scar had brought Simba there, and exiled his brother, while more importantly LIVING.

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 3 года назад +1

      Because, drama, duh! :D

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад

      Recomend me some comedy anime like grand blue and prison school

  • @miguelinemag5486
    @miguelinemag5486 3 года назад +9

    2:10 actually Mark LOVES cookies (internet browsers ones), he uses it to put personalized ads on his social medias

  • @patrichbrandt
    @patrichbrandt 3 года назад

    8:08
    "Well it got me to the sarcasm world championship in Uruguay in 2017"
    2018: "imma pretend I didn't hear that"

  • @beywheelzhater8930
    @beywheelzhater8930 3 года назад

    4:53 I like the fact they felt the need to circle and point at the comment like there was so much else to look at in the pic

  • @yesicpwee8545
    @yesicpwee8545 3 года назад +27

    I don’t like where my brain went when he said “we have come to the end of another video”

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад +1

      Know any good comedy animes

    • @yesicpwee8545
      @yesicpwee8545 3 года назад +3

      @@ok-ql5oc I’m not the best when it comes to classifying anime so the only one that come to mind is saki.K but most people have already seen it.

    • @residentkane
      @residentkane 3 года назад

      @@ok-ql5oc Nichijou's great. Tanaka-Kun is Always Listless and Bofuri are pretty good too.

  • @Animefan_7153-0
    @Animefan_7153-0 3 года назад +6

    2:19
    Mark Zuckerberg seeing all these memes about him being not human:*insert meme of that one guy crying and wiping his years with money*

  • @catboyandwolfgirl4545
    @catboyandwolfgirl4545 3 года назад +131

    Episode: *hasn't even started yet*
    Me: *laughs like a bitch

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 3 года назад +3

      Freddy my boy

    • @princesssunset8362
      @princesssunset8362 3 года назад

      Fredboi, do you happen to have a little sister called Fiona? Because in my fnaf au, you do.

    • @catboyandwolfgirl4545
      @catboyandwolfgirl4545 3 года назад

      Actually her name's Cassidy AKA Golden Freddy

    • @princesssunset8362
      @princesssunset8362 3 года назад

      @@catboyandwolfgirl4545 Guess I’ll tell you a bit more about my au (Alternate universe)
      -Bonnie has a niece called Flower
      -marionette/puppet has a little sister called Maria
      -Ennard has a daughter called Emily
      -you have a little sister called Fiona
      -none of the animatronics including you are possessed by children
      -The six missing children are alive but still missing
      -My whole au is basically kid friendly.
      -The girl in my profile pic is friends with every single animatronic from the pizzeria in existence
      -all the Afton family is alive
      -The crying child is just called crying child, or CC for short
      -The whole crying child nightmare thing didn’t happen in my au
      -Elizabeth Afton is socially awkward
      -if you’re wondering what the name of my profile pic character is, her name is sunset and she is the Princess of the British angels, and yes she has a British accent
      -Foxy has a very shy little sister called Foxalina
      There’s a lot more to my au but that’s all I feel like saying about it right now.

    • @Kingtron5464
      @Kingtron5464 3 года назад

      @@princesssunset8362 congrats, I’m confused now

  • @michaeltyler456
    @michaeltyler456 2 года назад +2

    5:45, as an EMT, that is not a respirator but actually it is a CPAP, which stands for Constant Positive Air Pressure

  • @mouseter813
    @mouseter813 3 года назад +2

    Theres something so much more entertaining about a voiceover than just going on reddit

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 года назад +32

    Day 263 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

    • @maidenless1847
      @maidenless1847 3 года назад +2

      This is funny
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye

    • @CatsrielDreemurr
      @CatsrielDreemurr 3 года назад +1

      Dedicated as always i see

    • @korbinramirez5368
      @korbinramirez5368 3 года назад +1

      We need more r/brandnewsentence

    • @aprilchen1268
      @aprilchen1268 3 года назад

      Either you type on super sane speed or you have that on copy and paste at all times 😂

    • @kaijucam915
      @kaijucam915 3 года назад +1

      Good idea

  • @platygetzkillz2144
    @platygetzkillz2144 3 года назад +15

    Pssh. Missile balloons have already existed for a LONG while in Crossout

  • @bibliophile2297
    @bibliophile2297 3 года назад +185

    How do you wake a woke a person? Wouldn't they have to be asleep? Other wise you're just shouting at a person who is telling you to stop, you're not doing anything.

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/7ITDnq6ZQOU/видео.html ,,

    • @radicallarry5952
      @radicallarry5952 3 года назад +2

      @@bruh.4992 Cool dude but dont care

    • @crimsonapollo1
      @crimsonapollo1 3 года назад +2

      Damn bro that's funny but when did I ask?

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад

      Recomend me some comedy anime

    • @mikryan5846
      @mikryan5846 3 года назад

      @@bruh.4992 how high do you think I am

  • @coonan9764
    @coonan9764 3 года назад +1

    9:07 be careful around your Alexa with this one.. nearly had a heart attack

  • @gamerdragon3493
    @gamerdragon3493 3 года назад +6

    “How are you verified as the Roman Empire?”

    • @seanhazell7042
      @seanhazell7042 2 года назад

      "c'mon it's not that hard" well the Holy Roman Empire is now😏

  • @bluemaster75
    @bluemaster75 3 года назад +6

    "who does anything 15 times a day?"
    I heard rumors that some people breathe 15 times a day. A friend told me he did it once but I don't believe him.

    • @bluemaster75
      @bluemaster75 2 года назад

      @puteqx The thing humans do to consume air.

  • @sadtransgirl
    @sadtransgirl 3 года назад +9

    We’ve tried to warn you Joshua… you can’t. Out-pizza… the hut.

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 3 года назад +1

      Back in the day they were good but honestly I haven’t had anything good from Pizza Hut for like 10 years. Maybe longer.

    • @sadtransgirl
      @sadtransgirl 3 года назад

      @@trindalas I like their wings but yeah, kinda with you on that

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 3 года назад +1

      @@sadtransgirl I’ve never been a wings guy so I can’t speak for those, I just know their pizza and breadsticks, both of which used to be my favorites, have been nothing but disappointing for years and it makes me rather sad.

    • @sadtransgirl
      @sadtransgirl 3 года назад

      @@trindalas you still can’t outpizza the hut

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 3 года назад

      @@sadtransgirl well sure, it is tough to make shoddier pizza than them in recent years. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

  • @Ovegain
    @Ovegain 3 года назад +11

    Robin's voice is like having a salad but you have all of them

  • @reelmsy3831
    @reelmsy3831 2 года назад +1

    2:34 "Mark Zuckerburg has 0 personality"
    A friend I know whose sister works at Facebook who has had at least one dinner at Mark Zuckerburgs' house:
    B R U H

  • @VoxNdoc
    @VoxNdoc 3 года назад

    12:05
    One of my favorite things to spot in watchdogs. Sometimes those profiles can be really funny.

  • @robinsonkaspar3395
    @robinsonkaspar3395 3 года назад +4

    Remember kids, slapping (especially soft and squishy bits) is a “talk about it first” kind of thing, and not a “run it up the flagpole and see who salutes” kind of thing.
    I don’t think anyone has a mild opinion on that.

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 3 года назад +9

    8:58 I mean they normally give you a window of two hours and ours always came quickly. B’dum tss

  • @aviumcaravan
    @aviumcaravan 3 года назад +17

    "oh my god, that's terrible. where?"
    plugging to the question

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад +1

      Comedy anime?

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +3

    5:38 drop him Jim. The post demands it

  • @akamundi864
    @akamundi864 3 года назад +2

    10:43 I physically spit out my drink as that was so unexpected

  • @blackhole-fn7ny
    @blackhole-fn7ny 3 года назад +20

    Wow, this is the first time RUclips actually notified me on time. Good job RUclips.
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/7ITDnq6ZQOU/видео.html..

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад

      Recomend me some comedy anime

  • @magma5228
    @magma5228 3 года назад +6

    When he said "ALEXA CALL THE POLICE" it set off my Alexa ._.

  • @bluejumperskullman1584
    @bluejumperskullman1584 3 года назад +1

    'this is my grandmother, she passed away four months ago'
    'then Bury her!'

  • @duddude321
    @duddude321 3 года назад +1

    Burglar: "Shut up and take me to your valuables!"
    Me: "Well if you shoot me now I'll have a piece of shiny metal nearby you can have."

  • @NeedForSpeed.2004
    @NeedForSpeed.2004 3 года назад +8

    The sign the doctor wrote is actually GTA VI’s release date

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад

      Recomend me some comedy anime

  • @Esharm57
    @Esharm57 3 года назад +6

    when I first saw the mufasa cake, I thought that was a ding dong

  • @kagemushashien8394
    @kagemushashien8394 3 года назад +6

    9:10 fun fact: 1 of the guys in The Police made music for Spyro The Dragon.

  • @ugakugathedestructor4719
    @ugakugathedestructor4719 3 года назад +6

    2:45 What the (REDACTED) kind of comment did I just read?

  • @beeyeux
    @beeyeux 3 года назад

    These videos are one of the few things in this world that don’t depress me

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 года назад +33

    Fun fact: dragonfruit arent dragon

  • @Silverfox89777
    @Silverfox89777 3 года назад +11

    0:35 okay they should make one of the cookies The imposter but not with poison or anything like a food thing that kids don't traditionally like like maybe vegetables or something
    honestly the first thought that came to my mind and this would be quite cruel Wassabi

  • @FordMustang66
    @FordMustang66 3 года назад +12

    Day 1 of asking robin to say “hello I’m robin and pain is throbbin”

  • @sneed2600
    @sneed2600 2 года назад +5

    11:42 Toaster spotted

    • @JAB_the_Tab
      @JAB_the_Tab 2 года назад

      i'm within the furry fandom so frequently that i didn't even notice lol

  • @Baldwin-iv445
    @Baldwin-iv445 Год назад

    6:29 I guarantee you that everyone born on a reservation who saw that change gave themselves headaches from how powerful their facepalm's were.

  • @yurifornow2681
    @yurifornow2681 3 года назад +4

    * smashes fists on table *
    *"FINALLY SOMEONE MENTIONS THE BLASTER SOUNDS IN THE STARWARS FILM."*

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 3 года назад +109

    As a trans girl I can confirm that my "kitty" is mounted with a flamethrower.

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/7ITDnq6ZQOU/видео.html ,

    • @thenameskhai
      @thenameskhai 3 года назад +5

      @@bruh.4992 no

    • @me7667
      @me7667 3 года назад +13

      need proof pic

    • @Dee-dy9cc
      @Dee-dy9cc 3 года назад

      @@me7667 Why 😃

    • @whimbur
      @whimbur 3 года назад

      I needed this

  • @zoranazlatkovic995
    @zoranazlatkovic995 3 года назад +6

    0:28 THE SUS COOKIES ARE RAT POISON

  • @supermegabenji1026
    @supermegabenji1026 Год назад

    2:52
    The joke should've been
    'PIZZA GUY: You're total is $26.34'
    'ME: I Can't afford that.'
    'PIZZA GUY: Then why tf did you order this anyway.'
    '**** DIRECTOR: Cut'

  • @toxicwaste225
    @toxicwaste225 2 года назад +1

    The moon landing was fake
    It’s just the director had such a love of perfection he filmed it on the moon

  • @parkercrouse3898
    @parkercrouse3898 3 года назад +28

    Don't get me wrong but I like Robin the most out of the Emkay crew

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад +1

      Some comedy anime pls

    • @toppyhatty7856
      @toppyhatty7856 3 года назад +3

      Watch someone say this comment is transphobic lmao

    • @xunsuu
      @xunsuu 3 года назад

      personally I like jack the most

    • @Lavendeer201
      @Lavendeer201 3 года назад

      Jack my fav

    • @dookiefartsupreme
      @dookiefartsupreme 3 года назад +1

      i miss damien smh

  • @mr.meatball6549
    @mr.meatball6549 3 года назад +10

    Missile balloons huh 🤔 I thought they where called zeppelins I might have to reconsider my choices in pilot school

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/7ITDnq6ZQOU/видео.html..

    • @NemesisXF04
      @NemesisXF04 3 года назад +1

      @@bruh.4992 Oh c'mon

    • @undeadlegend696
      @undeadlegend696 3 года назад +1

      @@NemesisXF04 is this like an Arabic Rick Roll or something? I don't get it.

    • @NemesisXF04
      @NemesisXF04 3 года назад +1

      @@undeadlegend696 Maybe is a Arabic Rick roll i think

  • @lucasdecarvalhoandrademaza3133
    @lucasdecarvalhoandrademaza3133 3 года назад +12

    Well Zuck personality sucks so much that even against his brazzilian co founder friend he feels wrong, and we are one hell of people when it comes down to personality, guy was probably wrong and Zuck stills seens like the bad guy in the whole story

  • @blainecountysherrif4542
    @blainecountysherrif4542 3 года назад +1

    "who does anything 15 times a day?"
    People who breath, blink, walk, talk:

  • @O5-1-n2q
    @O5-1-n2q 2 года назад

    One of the other classes has started a petition to have a giant shred statue built on the school grounds. It’s obviously never gonna happen but I support the cause, they’ve even brought the idea up in the student council

  • @deathlordicelord8402
    @deathlordicelord8402 2 года назад +4

    11:16 i lost 3 times in a row on tf2 then stopped playing entirely
    the first 2 times were because team i was on sucked for reasons (i was mostly likely reason number 1) but then the 3rd time my team was winning then i got auto balanced to the losing team and lost

  • @HappyPotato223
    @HappyPotato223 3 года назад +10

    MY QUESTION ISN'T HOW HE'S VERIFIED AS THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE
    ITS HOW HE'S NOT VERIFIED AS THE BYZANTINIAN EMPIRE

    • @ok-ql5oc
      @ok-ql5oc 3 года назад

      Recomend me some comedy anime🌚

  • @z3xd
    @z3xd 2 года назад +3

    0:40 why is no one talking about the sound here 💀💀💀

  • @arthuraleatorio
    @arthuraleatorio 3 года назад +1

    8:48 "I'm playing all tree sides so that I always come out on top"

  • @TheFaithfuIOne
    @TheFaithfuIOne Год назад

    I literally was zoned out and came back to Robin saying "They're always listening Faith."

  • @blast.507
    @blast.507 2 года назад +3

    10:36 kid has aseprite LES GOOOO
    pixel artist nation rise up

  • @Fairbot-1979
    @Fairbot-1979 2 года назад +3

    12:53 why does it look like a depressed version of bill cipher

  • @tranquility6789
    @tranquility6789 3 года назад +5

    2:39 best one no 🧢 on god

  • @spookay69
    @spookay69 3 года назад

    Finally I have found a narrator that's not annoying 10/10 sub

  • @HelpICantThinkOfACleverName
    @HelpICantThinkOfACleverName 3 года назад

    11:37 Oww... 😣 I've sat wrong before, and it hurts. Can't imagine how *that* would feel! Hope they're ok.

  • @arandomdudeontheinternet
    @arandomdudeontheinternet 2 года назад +6

    0:01 oh :)